Original subtitles

That's it?

What do you mean?

Is that enough?

Did you have a recording?

No I have one now!

Then why did you come here?

Why not!

At least I get to see your face!

Keep looking'

Are you coming? Come soon

Come...

Sweetheart I'll get late

You don't have a booking!

Stop honking!

Idiot!

Have you ever missed a single Friday?

Stop the car David...

Stop the car please. Park it on the side.

Keep going...

Park it outside

Where is everybody?

What happened to you?

What did you think? Kapoor a businessman can't be creative?

This round is mine Ranjeet! Your talent was a flop!

Prepare for the next round!

Will have to search...

You feel there is a dearth of talent in India?

There's no dearth

You need someone to find them.

Will get someone... will get someone...

Can I get a window seat?

Go look for yourself

Excuse me... do you mind sitting here?

I get very restless without a window seat

...and there's no empty window seat on the bus.

Please come.

Sir do you mind pulling your seat ahead?

Sir why don't you push your seat behind?

What do you mean!?

Are you going to Pune?

This bus goes only upto Pune

I go once in every three months to Pune.

The weather in Pune is much better than Mumbai

especially for the body and mind.

And for artistes like me it's very important.

Do not ask me how...

I passed the night away...

Do not ask me how...

I passed the night away...

Take a look...

Open it

Go on... Take a look

I'll show you... See this

All India District Level Singing Festival

My first gold medal.

It was also my first stage performance.

I got a gold medal.

I was only thirteen!

As soon as I stepped into High School another achievement...

Let's go further...

I wasn't even employed since then I have been doing Stage shows!

Are you a singer?

Well I don't like to call myself that...

sounds like a sewing machine brand.

"Okay, okay..."

I am a vocalist and I Have surrendered...

...my life to the service of music.

Well I don't have any guru as such but

I consider Naushad saab as my guru'

Sachin Dev Burman saab'

Shankar Jaikishan saab... Khhayyam saab...

And in today's generation... AR Rehman...

Man is a voyager...

He comes and he goes'

On the road that he travels...

He leaves behind memories...

Are you getting it? - What?

Network! - What?

In this journey of life...

travelers meet to get separated'

Leaving behind memories...

that plague them in solitude'

Who...

Ever belonged...

To anybody here...

Who ever belonged to anybody here...

Here...

Along with it the road took me'

Leaving behind my sky'

I met you again on these roads'

I wanted to tell you something...

But I didn't say a word'

Leave...

You had to leave'

To a place where you belong to yourself'

Who...

ever belonged...

to anybody here...

Who ever belonged to anybody here...

My heart was mesmerized'

Everything stopped when you touched'

But what's left are just scars of memories'

Whatever I wished for...

It never happened'

Did not turn back and see...

Time just went by'

No no tell me...

Did not wait for anything...

At Spectral...

Mumbai Idol auditions are on... you tell me...

Where is Jeet.

Come on it's only Tuesday today!

Three more days to go you don't worry!

Where are you from? - I am from Jamshedpur sir.

Jamshedpur? - Yes sir. - What do you do?

I am into theatre and I also sing.

You sing too?

Please sing for me.

I will start from the verse. - Sure.

It's an old song...

It's a story...

I do not remember'

Now that I think I shall never forget'

The memories of that spring

Seasons come and go...

Giving false pomises'

And yet my mind is thirsty

At least leave the kids alone.

You are looking for your talent that too outside my studio!

Admits the singers audition line up?

I was listening to her sing!

It's not fair to poke fun at someone's talent.

I wasn't making fun of anyone!

The moment we walk in he'll say Didn't I tell you to buy two!

How's everything?

Well going on

Didn't I tell you to buy two?!

You had to come again!

What do you think?

You should've taken a smaller car for Sheetal.

There will be a fight at home.

It's the days of equality you know!

Will take at least a week

For your party?

I met this man on my way to Pune'

I was going there for my dad's concert...

Ya ya he does he is into Classical

...and his singing never stops

I'm telling you show your devotion to Sehwag's strength

Sehwag's strength doesn't last when it comes to Pakistan

Have you forgotten when he hit a triple century...

...you all spent an entire month rubbing balm on your backsides!

Oh did you forget when Shoaib nailed everyone...

they were running around the field like dogs!

Oh that was a fluke!

You are one big fluke wanna-be singer!

Transvestite!

Nudist!

One who's naked can see everyone naked!

Get lost! - You get lost!

Boil in the ass!

Broken Tanpura!

Pardon me. He makes me swear.

It's ok Mr. Bhushan I'm used to it!

I am calling from Soundman Industries'

I would like to speak with Mr. Bharat Bhushan please

Yes this is Bharat Bhushan.

Yes Mr. Ranjeet Thadani

One of my friends met you a Mr. Jagdeesh Varma

Yes on the way to Pune

He was all praises for you...

...and... Infact I would like to meet you

Can you come to my house for dinner next Friday?

Next Friday dinner...

...Veg or Non-veg?

The thing is... at our place we do not eat Non-veg on Fridays...

When I called him for dinner do you know what he asked me?

Sir Veg or Non-veg?

You called only one?

You think one is not enough? He's like ten!

Ranjeet what happened?

Sheetal!

Slowly

Where should I put the ice pack? Left or right?

What happened to your phone?

Its gone!

I've been trying for so long! - The phone's gone and so has my back!

Good you are back at home now'

did it happen at the same time?

You know I have a dinner to attend

Nothing will happen to me in one hour I will be alright.

So don't talk to me then.

Why are you talking?

Ms Sushma... Yes...

Can I tell you something... - Go on...

I'm very nervous!

There's no reason for you to be nervous Mr. Bhushan!

You know I've never been invited to such a dinner before.

Really? - Yes

Can you tell me something? Go on

What do you think of my new hair style?

No?

I felt similarly.

It's better to be simple.

Of course of course...

Don't be nervous...

But why did you call him here?

Just like that...

Let me see what Bharat Bhushan is made off!

Half an hour early

He has a very important dinner to attend.

No there's no dinner...

Oh ya! It's not a dinner...

Actually it's a talent hunt party? Isn't it?

They call some idiot for dinner...

Is there a shortage of the intelligent in India?

Calling some fool and making fun of him...

They don't even know they are being made fun of!

But you are aware of it aren't you?!

Anyways I don't have a cure for this

Unfortunately I don't have one either!

Do you remember back in college when we celebrated

rose days we used to make the ugliest girl Rose Queen!

That I will know only after I go.

Sheetal!

Where do you manage to meet such samples?

There's no shortage of talent in India doctor

3rd LV or may be 4th LV or may be 5th LV...

I think you should cancel the dinner

Take some rest tonight I'll come back tomorrow morning

By the way what does your sample do?

You have called and I am away'

leave a message after the beep'.

I'll come back and return your call'

oh leave a message after the beep...

Mr Bharat Bhushan where are you?

I am waiting for you. Please come soon

Here 80 rupees...

Mr. Thadani's residence? Yes

I have been called.

This sample of yours is amazing!

I think he's come'

No you sit I'll receive him.

You take care of your back I'll take care of him

The whole and soul of Soundman Industries...

I know everything about your company...

New age music Superhit Muqabale Deewarien...

Your getting me wrong'

Actually my father was a very big fan of Bharat Bhushan.

What?

Rani Rupmati was his first romantic picture.

The actor -Bharat Bhushan's not my father!

That is why he named me Bharat Bhushan.

Yes. - I have inherited music.

That is why I feel I should justify my name fully. - Yes

Have you heard that song? - Which one?

Oh! Come back'.

Come back...

Come back...

Yes yes now please come in.

There is someone else who is waiting to hear your song

I think you didn't like my song

No it doesn't matter if I like it or not.

It all depends on him...

Oh Ganpati!

It is your greatness that you give credit

for your hard work to Lord Ganesha

Lord Ganesha?

Please wait here I'll be back in a minute

Your sample is remarkable!

I told you so!

By the way what does he do?

He's an officer with the government.

You called an I.T. Guy to your house?

Not an I.T. Guy an idiot doctor!

Softly... He's standing right there...

And ya never invite me for a dinner! I'll keep wondering!

Ranjeet take care of your back...

Ranjeet Thadani is waiting for you'

Oh I'm sorry I made you listen to my story for no rhyme or reason!

It's okay!

How is his mood?

Well you sing something for him everything will be okay!

Come in... come in

I'm sorry I cannot stand up. My back has betrayed me.

I think we will have to cancel the dinner...

No its not a problem

If you have a life the world is yours

We shall have fifty more opportunities for a dinner

Yes but when will I get a chance to have dinner with you?

You are embarassing a worthless one like me!

Whenever you call me I'll be there.

T.G.I.F. Means?

Are you coming?

And you talent?

He's right here in front of me. - How is he? Winning horse?

You come here we'll treat your back here!

So...

You've had formal training in music or... just like that?

Training is required by those who don't have it in them.

Music flows through my veins.

Gandharva Mahavidyalay's foundation

happened right in front of my father's eyes.

But because of some economic pressures

he could not take up admission there

he started working there as a clerk.

Well forget it...

If my father wasn't a clerk in Gandharva Mahavidyalay

I would have never become a vocalist.

But I'd not only like to sing well but listen to some good music too.

Not just the great singer Tansen but Kansen too!

I carry mine along with me!

Mr. Bhushan today leave aside the country...

...stuff and have some imported stuff.

You have got it all wrong

This sure is country stuff but it's not liquor it's honey.

Enriches the throat.

I heard the message on your answering machine.

You liked it? - A lot!

I'll do one for you!

I have two brilliant ideas.

Give it to me - I don't want it.

You don't understand!

I'll show you one more very good thing.

What is this?

My story expressed through the words of music and songs.

I'll show you.

It is combined with seven tunes...

...this Bharat Bhushan has sacrificed his whole life in the way of music.

Mr. Bharat Bhushan are you married?

I've walked alone I will walk alone O...

...fellow travelers do not accompany me

So you haven't been married yet.

Yes and no - What do you mean yes and no'?

My wife deserted me.

That happens often

She went away with that eunuch Nalla.

His name is Rajeev Bhalla

but we used to call him Nalla Nalla.

Absolute fake he was.

He calls himself a singer but he

sings only those remix songs!

How could Indu'

Indu. - Your wife?

Yes she'll regret it.

Do you have this Bhalla's number?

Why?

You want to listen to those remixes? - No...

Oh he'll curdle everything up!

But its ok... - I'll give you Nalla I mean Rajeev Bhalla's number.

Then you'll realise who is the real singer and who is fake!

You've felt bad Mr Bhushan...

No there is nothing to feel bad about.

You are a connoisseur of music right?

Tell me how many times does will come' come in will come'?

That song from the film Mahal...

will come... will come... '

How many times does it repeat?

Twenty eight times...

But what about your back?

Forget the back lets go!

- Let's go Lets go...

While I was walking'

I happened to meet somebody'

On the road'

Do you know in the film Pakeeza the song walking walking'...

how many times the word walking' has been used?

'Walking walking' that's two...

That means the chorus itself has...

Are you okay?

Should I call Pareshbhai?

He has magic in his hands.

There is no one in the whole of Andheri...

...who does a massage like he does.

My mother had a fall in the bathroom

for one month she was bed ridden...

but because of him within a day

she was walking like before!

You are underestimating Paresh bhai.

Look at yourself anything can happen.

You can get paralysed you can also die!

Pick up...

Pick up...

Pick me up not the phone you idiot!

Your message is very cold!

Its me Jeet.

I'm not coming home tonight

So don't try and look for me.

And my phone is switched off

Infact Jeet I don't want to come home ever.

I think I should go now

I understand what you are going through

I am not going through anything!

I just want to be alone for a while.

I said the same thing...

when Indu left me two years ago.

I want be be alone'.

Since two years I have been living alone in suffocation.

See Sheetal is angry now okay.

Once she cools down she'll come back home.

You please go home now.

Should I call Paresh bhai?

Ok call...

The number is in the phone book

This one?

Got it?

Yes got it...

I got it.

I'm calling from Ranjeet Thadani's residence.

Who's speaking?

What happened?

It's some lady doctor.

He's writhing in pain he can't even move!

Whom are you talking to?

And his wife is also not here too!

Where has his wife gone?

She left him

Left him?

What do you mean by 'left him? '

Both his back and his heart are broken.

It's some doctor Suman Rao.

Hang up!

I'm sorry I think I dialed the wrong number by mistake.

What happened to Ranjeet?

Hang up Please!

Hang up!

She said she's coming and hung up.

Are you mad?!

Why did you call Suman Rao?

I made a mistake. Suman and Shephard were on the same page!

Don't you know how to read!

On the same page' it seems! - But both of them are doctors.

...what difference does it make?

What kind of doctors are nymphomaniacs?

They are not doctors but patients...

They are sick they are mad...

They are wantons! Got it?

Now what should we do? - Call her back.

Tell her Sheetal is back...

my back is alright...

There's no need to come.

That should be fine.

I'll sit next to you and call her up.

Ms Suman I am Bharat Bhushan calling from Ranjeet Thadani's residence

What happened?

Nothing's happened. Everything is alright under control.

His wife is back and his back is alright.

And he is walking comfortably. There's no need to worry.

Anyways worry is like a funeral pyre!

Enough - Chitra means?

Funeral Pyre

Hang up!

No I'm a singer.

Well songs and philosophy have a very old relationship! -

What do you sing?

Everything... classical semi-classical qawalli...

...ghazal nazm birthday parties.

Hang up! - What do you want to hear?

Anything will do - Okay here it goes... only for you...

your sorrows are mine...

Mr. Bhushan she doesn't want to listen to your songs!

My joys are yours...

Hang up please! She is asking me to sing!

Those eyes of yours...

The moon and the sun are mine...

Please hang up!

Hang up now!!

See I have to go now...

I can't leave him alone in this state. He's in a lot of pain.

Alone?

You just said...

that his wife was back home?

His wife...

She's right here... she's just gone out to put the garbage.

What nonsense are you talking? - One has to put the gabage away

The cleanliness of the nation starts with the house...

You're lying!

Excuse me I never lie.

I am a Libran and Libran's do not lie.

Mahatma Gandhi was a Libran too.

2nd October Gandhi's birth anniversary

I'm coming right away!

I'm coming right now she said that and hung up.

Whom are you trying to deceive?

Yourself?

Talk clearly... whatever you want to say.

She's not coming back...

You're still here! You haven't left yet!

No...

How long will you rest like this?

Can I put you somewhere else?

Come...

Absolutely

They all are the same.

Change colours like chameleons!

I heard your conversation.

She's left you and gone?

This Anant... was he your friend?

When you asked me about my wife I told you everything

right upto the name of that & Nalla.

Anant was my friend

What do you mean was'?

We had a fight about two years ago

He was hitting on your wife?

I stole Sheetal from him.

I didn't understand.

He came to me with an idea of an album

to launch a new singer.

I didn't take the album...

I took the singer Sheetal

Now I get it one button but two holes?

I thought you got the whole shirt.

Why don't you call him?

What do I ask him?

Ask him for your shirt back!

That's what I told Nalla!

I asked him if he had my shirt...

He said I don't have your shirt but I have your wife and he hung up.

...two years ago I stole your wife did you steal her back?

Should I call?

I'll say I'm a friend of Mrs Thadani

I just want to talk to her for two minutes.

As you wish

Yes.

Will you do as I tell you?

I will only do what I'm told!

Sometimes I feel you think I'm an idiot!

So you call him and tell him you are a film producer...

and you want the rights to his album Jantar Mantar'

Pass me the phone

While talking you ask him about the singer.

Now what does the singer have to

Do with the rights of the album?

Please go ahead...

So you tell him you want rights

to all the songs in Jantar Mantar

All songs of Jantar Mantar'

By the way how are the all the songs?

Very bad Mr. Bhushan...

Mr. Thadani if the songs are very bad

what is the point of taking rights to such songs?

If you want to buy the rights why

don't you try Madan Mohan's songs?

Of course not!

Do you really want the rights to the album?

You're right...

when I don't want the rights why simply waste time!

Lets not call him!

Now who is Sheetal?

Give me the phone I'll dial the number

This is going to be fun!

Don't mess it up now

Can I change my voice and talk?

No need!

His name is Anant... Anant Ghoshal

Don't you worry...

Anant's end is near!

By hook or crook extract all information...

of Sheetal Agarwal from him.

Your wife is kayasth'?

U.P. Or M. P?

Indu was kayasth' too!

Am I speaking to Mr. Anant Ghoshal?

I am Madan Mohan from Patna Bihar.

I am a Bhojpuri film producer.

We want your album...

Jantar Mantar's rights

Stop around with me.

I know who you are

I don't even know you...

how would I recognize you?

Come on

Talk in your own voice Otherwise I'II...

Otherwise?

I know its you Toto

Mr. Ghoshal you have got me wrong

I am telling the truth...

I am not Toto.

I am Madan Mohan from Bihar

District Babua Bhojpur city.

What is the name of your company?

Company is New Trends Productions

You want to buy my songs from the album?

Each and every one of them

Have you heard the songs?

If I hadn't heard them would I be calling you?

What nonsense are you talking?

Movie or TV?

Oh movie the film will be shown

on big 75 mm screens all over Bihar.

On whom will the songs be picturised?

It's a family picture...

My Sister-in-law and Your Wife'

Theres Ravi Kissen Nagma and Rahul Roy in it.

I need to read the script.

You want to read it?

If you want I can narrate it to you right now

No no not now...

Ask him about Sheetal...

I mean Madan Gopal Mohan

Okay so we shall talk tomorrow.

All the rights are ours Mr. Thadani!

And Sheetal?

My wife?

What happened to your wife?

You didn't ask him about my wife at all!

I'll call again and say I want...

the contact number of the singer Sheetal.

Mr. Thadani our goal is very near.

Please don't be stubborn.

I'm being stubborn? Am I the idiot?

It was some Gopal Mohan' I've never heard of him

One minute...

I'm Madan Mohan speaking.

Yes Mr. Madan Mohan.

It's not a problem...

actually I'm on another call.

Can I call you back?

Can I have your number?

Yes... Please write

Strange! He cut the call!

I cut it. Are you mad!

You gave him my number!

He said he'll call back.

Your head is full of shit?!

It's music sir not shit!

Didn't I tell you he'll call back.

You should get an award for this!

Why are you not answering? It's Anant on the line.

Didn't I tell you so!

What will you get out of lying to me

that too in Bhojpuri?!

Ask whatever you want in Hindi

You wanted to find out where Sheetal is right?

Don't play games with me.

You're not that evolved

Did she say anything?

...that she won't come back.

Thank God! At least she left a message...

I waited for two years!

Did she tell you anything?

She had called...

She said she was very upset.

Feeling bad?

I'm feeling bad and I'm in pain.

Look Ranjeet I didn't let

...will you tell me?

Yes

I'm writing that I've taken sedatives and I'm asleep.

Please do not disturb.

Please put this on the door on your way out.

Yes

You will remain here all night?

Higher... higher...

Hope Lord Ram makes it happen'

That my sleep comes to you'

I stay awake'

Libran?

I spoke to you over the phone'

I'd called you instead of calling the doctor

I sang for you too... Don't you remember?

Your sorrows now are mine...

You didn't recognize me?

Okay no problem.

I know who you are.

He told me everything about you

Only for a few more days...

After that it's all clear for you

His wife just left him and went away

Okay

I'll talk to him myself.

Can I advise you on something?

Go ahead...

I think... you should leave him alone tonight.

You'll see him tomorrow

at you door step wagging his tail.

You have some importance too!

Let him realize that.

One more thing...

don't meet 3-4 times a week.

Just meet once a week.

So he told you he meets me...

three to four times a week?

Oh forget about what he said.

If you take my advise...

he'll meet you everyday with an orange carnation...

and you'll say'

Don't hit me with these marigolds...

Were you supposed to go for dinner tonight?

Yes I was supposed to go...

But how did you know that?

I didn't tell you about it. I'm sure he told you himself.

What did he say?

You're not sleeping yet?

You're not gone yet?!

Forget the questions first congratulate me.

Thank me. - Why?

Mr. Thadani you're not only lucky with money

you're lucky to have a friend like me.

What did you do now?

She was here! - Who?

That woman your wanton!

Bharat Bhushan drove her away!

You drove Suman Rao away?

Just cannot happen!

I swear on Tansen' God won't make me lie

She won't pile on you.

By the way she's quite pretty.

But she sings very badly.

She's a singer too?

You copulate with all your singers?

My father used to say

a man's real honour is in his intergrity...

in his power of control.

How much ever you try and control your mind

your concentration gets that much better.

You'll have success in work...

respect in society.

Gautam Buddha said that.

But it has been followed only by my father and me.

Besides Indumati I never even looked at another woman.

Oh Mind why don't you hold on to your reins!

Saint Bharat Bhushan...

Good Night!

I'll get that.

I thought you were alone. - This is...

He was alone but I didn't let him feel that way.

I spoke to you over the phone'

when I called for the rights of Jantar Mantar...

District Babua... Bhojpur city... Toto!

You were about to leave Mr. Bhushan?

I have some bad news.

She called... - Sheetal?

Yes Sheetal she came here and...

Here? She didn't come here!

She wasn't here? No

Anyway I don't know where she went but right now...

she's on her way to Keval Arora's house.

What's wrong with her?

He will take advantage of her

on the pretext of being her emotional support.

And what did you do?

Anant I married her!

You're still here?

Well yes yes I...

What yes yes I?

Do whatever you want to do at home!

He's one big bastard that Keval Arora!

May be that's why she's going there...

to put you down.

Bhalla was a big fraud too!

Mr. Bhushan I'm sick of listening to your nonsense.

Please get out!

Do you know where he lives?

Who Bhalla?

How will I know where he stays?

Nobody knows

Just give it.

Her phone is unreachable.

Keval Arora pirated DVD racket

His house was raided recently.

His file is right on top at the Income Tax Office.

My friend is handling his case.

He knows Keval Arora

He claims to know RD Burman also!

His friend...

Look my name is...

I know...

You are not getting it...

I am not getting it?

First explain it to him!

Such deeds will never bear fruit!

When He strikes there is no sound!

Who?

Oh right!

Now please come...

Come...

Sometimes on this foot...

Sometimes on that foot...

Constantly chained...

Am I'

Like anklets'

You sing so well!

Can I show you something?

Yes yes show me...

Have a look

What is this? - My story

Expressed in music and songs

Has Ranjeet seen this?

Yes

Yes but how would he know...

how it feels when pieces of broken

glass pierce through the heart

Thank you friend

Lets go in?

The story of Mr. Bhushan expressed in music and songs!

Do you know how many songs are in there?

How many? Three hundred?

Four hundred? Five hundred?

One thousand seven hundred and thirty three

Twenty-seven of which have not been released as yet!

Haven't been released? Then how did you get them?

I was a regular at Anand Bakshi's house.

I was like a son to him.

You can say upto AR Rahman

What were you saying about Keval Arora?

When was I saying anything?

He was talking I was just listening!

Do you know him?

Who doesn't know him? The world knows him.

Pirated DVD scam it was in the papers.

But do you know him personally?

My friend knows him...

He is handling his case at the income tax department

Now?

What do you know about Raag Shivranjini?

O Basanti...

Pure and mad...

Don't go... don't go...

Someone stop her'

No one knows'

Where did those days go'

In the shadow of your memory I would say'

I'm ready to surrender my vision

Friend no longer is a friend...

Love no longer remained a love...

Raj Kapoor was very fond of Shivranjini

Can we call Asif Khan?

But it's not possible today. It's difficult.

Why?

India and Pakistan are playing a match...

He wont budge from the TV

Why don't you just call me Mr. Pollution?!

But first I have to check the score.

Only then I can call him with an excuse...

...to talk about the match.

Where is the TV? - Come with me

This TV is really big.

Six... Almost...

Asif Merchant is going to get it today!

This guy is too much!

You were going to...

I got stuck!

He was your dinner talent? Him?

You find this funny?

Sehwag hit a six!!

God makes a pair' One blind one leper'

Only two balls to go...

One more ball...

Oh you are back!

Hello Mrs. Thadani.

Whom did you send away?

Whom did you send away?

She had light eyes short hair?

Oh so there's someone else too!?

You sent her away?

But you were the one who told me...

if the wanton comes not to allow her inside.

What did you tell her? - Whom?

My wife! That was Sheetal!

Nothing - What is a wanton?

She came home and you drove her away?

I didn't know she wasn't the wanton and this one was!

What is a wanton?

Later later' why don't you tell me clearly

that you don't want me anymore?

Because of you...

I turned down Keval Arora's music video

Because of you...

I've left both my dogs in the car without the AC

Suman please leave before this rising water suffocates me

Water will rise over your head

and I hope you drown in it!

But before I leave tell me one thing...

Had fun?

Are you happy now?

This what you wanted? Right?

Are you a translator or something?

Are you here to impart your education to everyone?

To err is human

You're human? You're an idiot!

Aren't idiots humans too Mr. Thadani?

He is trying to help us

Us? Help us?

Ok! He was trying to help you!

Please call Asif

Look my name is Bharat Bhushan.

For me you are no less than Madan Mohan...

those songs that conviction!

I'm only doing this for you. - Go ahead

First ask him to tell me.

Ranjeet tell him...

Please say something...

Think about Sheetal...

Think about Keval Arora...

waves of the sea... cool breeze...

The Jacuzzi with Keval and Sheetal...

It is ringing.

Asif this is Bhushan

Bharat your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis...

I'm watching the match too there are lots of overs left...

When they could not do anything in 43 overs what can they do now?

Have you forgotten about the Multan one day?

So badly were you uprooted that you are still holding it in your hand.

Get lost!

You get lost!

Eats in this land sings of that land!

What a character! I know! -

I've been tolerating him all evening!

You hung up?

I'll call him again.

Don't worry. We fight all the time...

but we are best friends.

We can die for each other.

Put the speaker phone on please

Redial.

Asif listen to me carefully

There are just six over left.

What has your Bhajji uprooted?

Forget the match man. I had some important work.

On one condition...

"Say Rahul Dravid down, down."

India bye bye

Have you lost your mind? Never!

In that case get lost

Please say it...

What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?

I'm only doing this for you Ranjeet Thadani.

India hai hai Rahul Dravid bye bye

You actually said it!

Is everything okay?

Something very important...

You are handling Keval Arora's case right?

Who? That music guy?

I need his address

I gave you Ravindra Jain's address you got kicked out of there!

Ravindra Jain is blind. He doesn't know what real talent is.

Blind? Even a deaf man would throw you out after listening to you sing

Stop fooling around my friend's wife is with Keval Arora!

Your friend's wife is with him?

She's not going to come back as she was!

Why are you talking nonsense? Just give me the address!

It's at the office. I'll get it tomorrow.

I need it today. It's very important.

Get it today please Asif!

I just got home!

The office is shut.

We'll record it

We'll record the match for you.

I haven't even eaten my dinner.

I thought after Pakistan wins I'll eat in peace.

Come here! We'll order something for you.

No no... no...

You come here soon. Okay see you.

We won Mr. Thadani! We won!

He's the most honest tax inspector of my department.

For the first time he's taking a bribe... Only for me

He's my friend after all.

He can look at a person's face and tell how much money he has!

You called a tax inspector home...

Congratulations!

Ashish Rajender.

Majumdar.

Jogain Choudhary.

Manjith Bawa.

Manjith Bawa.

29 lacs only for this one!

Have you declared them?

You both are still here?

Don't you want to order food for Asif?

Yes we have to order food

He is your best friend right?

He is the bestest.

So he won't come here and inspect the house right?

You are strange.

One day he ordered a raid into his own house.

But when are we going to order food?

Asif likes pizza?

A lot.

And you?

More than that.

Please order a vegetarian one for me.

I don't eat non veg on Fridays

Can you ask for extra cheese for me?

Its something else to have extra cheese...

...but these guys are not generous.

Can you ask for some extra tissues. They don't give enough'

Once I had sent one of them back to get the tissues

I had asked for extra cheese...

Tell him to write it down else he'll forget it later.

These days they don't give anything free! Cheats!

Ask them about the time offer so that we can...

Claim for the free pizza... Last month

Sheetal's left you and gone...

but I feel more sorry to see you at his mercy.

You should get the Padmabhushan for this!

My name is Bharat Bhushan! How many times have I told you?!

You should remember by now.

Oh I couldn't find it...

What?

Black pepper?

Oh there it is.

Do you have brown bread at home?

Asif is very diet conscious these days.

Move...

It will be better if it's toasted.

Some cheese also please

Anything else?

No nothing.

I forgot the salt inside.

Looks like he is not used to doing household work!

Beer?

No sir. My father used to say beer is the younger...

...sister of alcohol and every bad deed begins with a baby step.

If I have beer it will lead me to a beer bar...

From a beer bar to a dance bar...

Asif drinks?

No he doesn't drink when he is on duty

What duty does he have here?

You don't get it.

He considers my work no less than a duty.

Looks like Asif is here. I'll get it I'll get it.

Asif.

Asif my brother!

What brother?!

You made me open the office at night...

...climb seven floors without a lift.

I'll thank you sometime later come in for now

Come on in.

Meet him this is Mr...

First tell me what happened?

What's there to happen? His wife is not back yet that's why...

Shoot the wife!

What happened to the match?

Match is over! India won!

First meet him this is Mr. Ranjeet Thadani

And this is his very good friend Mr. Anant Ghoshal

This is your house?

Yes.

Why?

India could not have won!

You missed the last over!

Irfan hit 11 runs in 5 balls!

You can watch the highlights tomorrow

Highlight.

You didn't record the match?

How would I know that after Pakistan lost...

you would still watch the match?

You said you would record it that's why I left the house

Last time Pakistan lost you cried for three days!

You please come. Please come.

You are too much. - Just one plate?

Do you eat cheese? Your omelet is coming

Am I the only one eating?

We have eaten we were just waiting for you.

Very nice'

"Take this, have it. - Wonderful."

Thadani.

I'd audited one Anil Thadani.

Do you know him?

May be.

Where does he live?

In jail!

His had a similar house in Juhu...

...he used to play the stock exchange game.

What's your game?

I told you earlier he has a music company'

There's a lot of money in this music company game

Will you give the address please?

Too good! Who made it?

Mr. Thadani made it but the recipe is ours...

...onion garlic and coriander paste which he made fresh...

with a little pepper and a little honey.

D 5

Hold on...

do you have the registry papers of this house?

This house has been made on reclaimed land...

do you have the power of attorney?

I'd told you earlier he's the best inspector of our department!

He takes one look at the face and knows how deep the pockets are!

He's come here to help us or to raid the house?

Why do you doubt them? They are good people!

They even heard my story' in music and songs

Really Mr. Thadani? - Yes.

Tell them...

In that case I have to give it only for you Bharat Bhushan!

Write it'

D 531.

"Shanti Sadan, Juhu scheme."

Thank you very much.

Wait...

Just wait! At least find out if he's there at home or not.

He'll kick you out!

We got the address right? Get these clowns out of here!

At least call him up.

Firstly I shall disconnect the phone and throw it out of the house

Let's call him first on someone else's name

He's on a flight to Canada tonight.

We'll say we are calling from Anil Grover's office...

...and Ranjeet Thadani knows his wife is with you.

But he will recognize my voice...

You...

Mine too...

He knows my voice too...

Now don't tell me I have to call!

Have we lost our minds that we are going to ask you to call?!

Yes you have lost it'

So should I call?

"Hey, I'll teach him."

He can't learn a thing!

If you don't like my style you can say no.

Say you're calling from Anil Grover's office...

Perfect.

What perfect? Did you understand?

What is there to understand?

Look Mr. Bhushan let's do a small rehearsal.

You are calling from Anil Grover's office and he has left for Canada.

I'm speaking from Anil Grover's office and he has left for Canada.

And Ranjeet Thadani knows that his wife is with you...

And if you do not send her back then there might be blood shed!

Wow! Bhushan! No one at the office knows about your talents.

How was it Mr. Thadani? -

Should I change my voice and say... if you don't send her back...

Do as you are told!

Asif can we have the number?

If I can get something to drink after the omelette...

Now it's time for fun!

Why is he not answering?

He must be busy!!

"Hello, hello."

I am speaking from Anil Grover's office.

Before he left for Canada he asked me to tell you something...

Poor guy sounds exhausted!

Ranjeet Thadani knows...

that his wife is with you.

Grover knows I am with Sabina Merchant the tax inspector's wife!

Who are you?

Asif my brother!

Bhushan' your sister-in-law?

Redial.

This is Asif Merchant speaking.

Listen to me carefully.

Tomorrow I am coming to your house...

...with three officers for a final audit.

Be ready...

Give the phone to Sabina'

Make her speak to me

I know she is there give it to her.

Sabina.

If your friend's kid's birthday party is over come home.

I'm going to sleep in the kids room.

Malti has kept food on the table...

...if you don't want to eat it keep it in the fridge.

There's no need to be sorry.

Anil Thadani is your relative...

You don't know that but I do.

Next week there will be a tax audit...

Be ready!

Good night.

Asif I'll drop you outside.

Don't worry I won't answer it'

I've cleared the table I'm leaving now.

Hospital... Is everything alright?

Should I come with you?

For your information I used to drive the...

...jeep in my colony since I was'

Do you have a license?

Yes

Wait for two minutes' I'm coming

If you don't answer I will...

Ms. Suman Rao are you okay?

I was just making some milkshake.

Okay.

Look his wife met with an accident...

...he's gone to the hospital.

Accident?

Yes.

Serious?

Well if it's an accident it has to be serious.

Keep the phone down Mr. Bhushan?

Don't talk like that'

Why not?

Lying runs in his blood.

Why me he will not be happy with any other girl.

Ms. Suman Rao have faith in yourself

And can I say something?

Mr. Thadani might never be able to tell you...

...but he loves his wife a lot.

She's going to commit suicide.

She's blackmailing you you donkey!

He only sees his advantage...

and for his happiness he can hurt anyone...

he will play with anyone's emotions.

Don't you know? Talent party?

Every Friday he calls one person home to poke fun at him.

That poor guy doesn't even know he's being made fun of.

You and Suman are becoming good friends?

Come' on we are getting late.

We'll talk in the car. Let's go.

Why me?

You chose me for this dinner because I'm emotional?

I'm sensitive?

Because I have a desire to do something?

Because I'm a fool?

My father used to tell me...

No...

From now I won't tell you anything

You are being sentimental for no reason.

You are still lying to me.

Suman was right...

You are not a good man...

I'm not a good man!

Mr Thadani number one bastard!

There's no need to come. That's why I called.

I know everything

About that Suman.

Why are you drinking so much?

Why not?

The story is over!

Ranjeet Thadani's pride has been broken...

Everyone has left him and gone...

and now Bharat Bhushan is leaving him too.

All night he will be lying drunk on the floor.

He got what he deserves.

I am going to call Lilavati Hospital right now.

I shall get you the last chance.

There's one Mrs. Sheetal Thadani who has had an accident.

Can I speak to her?

To talk to a patient you have to call before six

But it's still not six yet.

It is very important...

Dr. Shepard she is not letting me speak.

What?

One minute madam...

Hello this is Dr. Shephard.

Can I speak to Sheetal Thadani?

In matters of life and death...

sorry' and please' will not work.

I'm Bharat Bhushan.

Your husband's dinner game idiot.

I met you at your door.

All this has happened because of me.

Mr. Thadani is to blame too...

But I'm a partner in this crime too

Now look...

Look Mrs. Sheetal...

Mr. Thadani is ashamed of what he did.

Whatever you may call him...

good or bad...

He's selfish he's mean...

that he is...

But right now he's very sad.

That is only because you are not with him.

My father used to say that...

if you want to go away you must...

go away from sin not from the sinner.

My wife left me two years ago.

I am still waiting for her to come back.

I'm heart broken...

but I cannot forget her.

I know he is sitting next to you...

and he's asking you to say all this.

No...

Mrs. Sheetal I...

I am calling from a public booth

Mr. Bhushan you don't know Ranjeet

He only thinks about himself.

I have been with him since the past two hours.

He is suffering in your thoughts...

...and is desperate to meet you.

And he got so anxious that he called Keval Arora...

What?

He called Keval Arora?

You have no idea what he has gone through to get to you.

He threw Suman Rao out of the house...

He made up with Anant Ghoshal...

and he also called a tax inspector home...

just to know where you are.

And now he is depressed

he's alone...

and in sometime he is going to be drunk...

...and will pass out on the floor.

Mrs. Sheetal.

I have only heard of people dying in love

but I think I am going to see it for the first time.

She will definitely call back!

Mr. Bhushan if you want...

you can take me out for a dinner anytime.

I'll surely come along as your idiot.

But I want you to promise me something...

Henceforth...

never call anybody an idiot!

This is Bharat Bhushan

Weren't you at a PCO just now?

No... no...