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Hey, Dad, I'm doing
a children's book reading
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at Maya's school next week.
Love for you to be there.
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(footsteps approaching)
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You had me at "Maya."
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I will be there or be square.
(laughs)
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What in the Hair Club for Men?
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Dad, what's going on?
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I'll tell you
what's going on.
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Daddio is going
on a date.
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I signed up for
this dating app
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called "Outta My League."
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I thought you and Ivy
had something going on?
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Yeah, we do,
we got a podcast going on.
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See, Ivy, she's cool,
but I need somebody
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with less baggage, someone
with a fresh point of view
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so I can go
out to the disco
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and get my groove on.
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Well, I hope you have
a time machine because, uh,
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discos are
not a thing anymore.
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(laughs)
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Well, I'm going
wherever the kids go today
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because tomorrow-- not promised.
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Who died?
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My best friend Leon, man.
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Uncle Leon died?
Yeah.
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He was all alone,
had no wife,
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no girlfriends,
no side-pieces.
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No side-pieces?!
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No nothing.
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And I ain't going out like that.
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I'm so sorry to hear that, Dad.
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He was your ride-or-die.
That guy loved you.
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You know, when I used to
get mad and bad-mouth you,
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he'd be like, "Boy, you better
be glad you got a daddy.
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"I don't have a daddy.
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"My mama was my daddy.
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That's why she had
that mustache."
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That's funny,
because when I'd bad-mouth you,
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he'd say, "D, the boy
just needs his ass beat."
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Ah, he was not on my side.
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Dad, um,
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you sure you're okay?
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I'm fine, look.
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Never better.
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Well, you certainly
look, uh...
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Yeah, younger.
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That's definitely a word.
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Uh, "insane" is also a word.
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Oh, yeah.
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(laughs)
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You got a new phone?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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Did it come with that?
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Come with what?
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Uh, the-the unlimited data?
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Yeah, the dating app
is installed right on it.
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Outta My League, yeah.
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Look at that.
Oh, wow.
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Ooh, look at this
little tenderoni.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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IVY:
Your dad just needs
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time to process his grief.
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Yeah, that's the problem,
I don't think he knows
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how to do that.
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Well, I mean, dealing with grief
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is essential
to his mental health.
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When was the last time
you saw your dad cry?
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Mm, never.
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Yeah, he's old-school.
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He and Leon came up
in the streets.
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Back then, if you cried,
Leon would be like,
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"You better keep them tears in,
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and get that prostate cancer
like a man."
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Hey, what up, Reedy Reed?
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What in the Al Sharpton--?
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What is that
on your--?
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Ix-nay on the ig-way.
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I was just at the boxing gym,
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practicing my bob and weave.
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Oh, he got the
"weave" part down.
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Uh, so you're boxing now?
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Yeah, you know what they say.
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Death can't hit a moving target.
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Now you see me.
(exhales)
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Now you don't.
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Bam! Take that, death.
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(laughs)
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And speaking of moving,
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let's get to this podcast.
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'Cause I want
to drop some knowledge
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on how I've tapped
into the fountain of youth.
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See what I'm talking about?
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All right, well, just give him
some time, it'll go away.
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I don't know,
right now it looks like
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it's hair to stay.
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You say something?
Hmm?
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No, nothing.
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Just don't say anything
about the doo.
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Do what?
Do-- you're doing a great job
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at the podcast, Dad.
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Yeah, yeah,
our-our numbers are up.
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Lots of things to plug.
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Excuse me? Say something?
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Okay, party people.
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Today's episode,
we gonna talk about
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dipping into
the fountain of youth
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so you can dip
in them honey dips.
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(laughs)
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And guess what, y'all?
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Your boy got
a hot date tonight.
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Lola is her name.
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(laughs)
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And I don't want to brag,
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but she's a human.
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Well, listen up, y'all.
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Who out there thinks Poppa gonna
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bust the slob on the first date?
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We'll take some calls
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after this sponsor.
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"Bust the slob"?
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Yeah.
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What does that even mean?
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Hey, if you don't know,
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you better ask somebody.
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Listen.
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I'm gonna go get a juicey box.
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You want one?
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JUNIOR:
My dad is still in denial
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about Leon passing.
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How are you feeling?
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You were pretty close
with Leon too, right?
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Yeah, I mean, he taught me
how to play basketball,
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how to ride a bike,
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tie my shoes.
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All the stuff my dad
was supposed to teach me.
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I know how important
he was to you.
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Have you cried
about it?
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Nah.
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Crying's not gonna
bring him back.
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We're all gonna die one day.
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I'm gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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Your mother's gonna die.
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Your father's gonna die.
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Your aunts and uncles
are gonna die.
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Cousins! Nephews!
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All right! Okay!
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All I'm saying is don't hold
everything in like your father.
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There's no shame
in crying.
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It's okay, baby, let it out.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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(voice breaking):
Okay, um...
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(inhales deeply)
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Yeah, Leon was
a great guy, yeah.
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I remember one time, he said,
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um...
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He was, like, um...
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when he said, uh...
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(whimpers)
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He said that he was gonna--
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Oh, my God, I can't cry!
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(Poppa laughing)
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O-M-G!
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You are so funny.
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S-T-D!
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You're funny, too.
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(laughing):
Stop!
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Stop, you're killing me.
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Okay, wait, can you be serious?
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For one second, please?
Okay, mm-hmm.
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Do you have any kids?
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(clears throat)
No, uh...
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I'm young and single,
ready to mingle,
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and I want to eat you up
like a bag of Pringles.
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Okay, Mr. Mysterious.
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How old are you?
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Let's just say
I'm a hair over 40.
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And I buy
my skinny jeans
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at the Baby Gap.
(laughs)
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(laughing)
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Ah, they're so tight!
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They're so tight.
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I mean...
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you are just so funny.
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And stylish.
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With the sexy hair.
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(laughs)
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(smooches)
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I mean...
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I can't with you.
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I can't.
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Well, I certainly could
with you.
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Mm.
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Okay, cutie with the bootie,
it's your turn.
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Okay.
Tell Damey a little about you.
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Well, Damey,
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I like swimming.
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And skydiving. Ooh!
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And helicopters.
(gasps)
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I love riding in a convertible
with the top back.
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Yes!
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(both whoop)
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(laughing)
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Sounds like you like
to do a lot of stuff
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to mess a brother's hair up.
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(both laugh)
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Well, um...
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(both moan, laugh)
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Okay, I'm really
worried about my dad now.
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I think it's getting worse.
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This morning,
he posted this video
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of him twerking.
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♪ Pop a band ♪
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♪ Pop a rubber band ♪
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♪ Drip-Dripped up, man,
tell her I'm the man ♪
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♪ Been hot, I done walked in ♪
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♪ You must be the euro
spending yen in Japan. ♪
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Okay, well, have you been
able to cry yet?
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No.
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I mean, I keep getting
that knot in my throat,
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but then it just goes away.
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Okay, Junior.
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If you're suddenly unable to
cry at traumatic life events,
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that's unhealthy.
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You need to find something to
trigger an emotional release.
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Is there a song that
makes you teary?
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Yeah, but it's in Korean
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and I don't really
understand the words.
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Well, don't stress
about it.
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We'll figure it out.
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Yeah, and don't
worry about Poppa.
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He's strong. I'm sure
he's making progress already.
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(laughs)
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What are you doing?
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Oh... hey.
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Lola loved my last outfit,
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so I thought I'd borrow
one of your hot shirts
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to match my new
skinny jeans.
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This one's cute, right?
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Yeah, on Nina. It's hers.
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Oh, that's why
my belly button's out.
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'Cause I was thinking about
putting an earring in there.
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Young guys do that, right?
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Some guys.
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Dad, I'm getting
a little worried here, you know?
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Oh, you don't have
to be worried, son.
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I just don't want
to be alone anymore.
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And you never know when that
grim reaper's gonna get you.
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So I got to stay
two steps ahead of him.
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And you think the grim reaper
won't recognize you
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in a crop top and a toupee?
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Exactly.
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'Cause he's looking
for an old, bald guy
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with some baggy
clothes on.
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All right, just...
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just slow your roll, okay?
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Lola's my last shot
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at happily ever after.
Mm.
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So I think I'm gonna ask her
to move in with me, son.
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Move in with you?! So soon?
Yeah!
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Oh, she's perfect!
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She wants kids.
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She'll be your sexy
little stepmom.
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I'm older than her.
267
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,196
Age is nothing but a number.
268
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,098
Yeah, in your case, 61.
269
00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,532
Nah, don't hate the playa.
270
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,902
Look, don't you think
this thing is moving
271
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,004
like, a little too fast, right?
272
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,372
Like, what is this really about?
273
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,573
Is the sex that good?
274
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,208
It's not about sex.
275
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,377
It's about having
companionship.
276
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,344
Someone to walk
through life with.
277
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,047
So you're afraid
you're gonna be bad in bed?
278
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,248
Yes.
279
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,819
Besides, I told myself
280
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,588
the next woman I sleep with,
that's gonna be my wife.
281
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,190
Wait, you're gonna marry her?!
282
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,193
You know, I didn't think
about that, but...
283
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,560
thanks for your
blessing, son.
284
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,896
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go get a ring.
285
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,764
No, I think
you misunderstood me, I--
286
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,565
I wasn't blessing that!
287
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,435
He's gonna marry Lola
and have kids.
288
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,670
I don't want to be
a grand-brother.
289
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,872
Marry her?
290
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,173
Oh, this fool
done lost his damn mind!
291
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,810
That-that is
very high-pitched.
292
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,211
What does that even mean?
What are you talking about?
293
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,915
You want some peanut butter
with that jelly?
294
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,549
I'm not jealous, Nina, okay?
295
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,420
Poppa is still in shock
over this loss,
296
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,055
and he's not gonna
be able to heal
297
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,124
if he doesn't confront
and grieve this.
298
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,691
You mean cry?
IVY: Yes.
299
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,860
I like to think of every tear
300
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,130
as a drop of pain
leaving the body.
301
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,298
Well, we can't let my dad
marry this stranger.
302
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,634
Yeah. Who's even
gonna plan the wedding?
303
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,072
Not that I would even consider
taking that job.
304
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,606
There's not gonna be
a wedding, traitor.
305
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,975
Oh.
306
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,478
I mean, there's not gonna be
a wedding, friend.
307
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,480
Yeah, you're damn right
there isn't,
308
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,215
because I'm giving my dad
his emotional catharsis.
309
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,485
I got a secret weapon.
Old Yeller.
310
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,787
(gasps) Smokey Robinson?
311
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,587
Ooh! What?
JUNIOR: No.
312
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,089
Old Yeller the movie.
313
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,325
Oh, yeah. Oh.
314
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,461
I love that movie.
315
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,263
I know.
It's so good.
316
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,064
Hey, that's a great idea
317
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,598
because you could get a cry
out of that, too.
318
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,335
I mean, if you can't cry
at Old Yeller...
319
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,838
BOTH:
You're dead inside.
320
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,007
(cinematic music
playing over TV)
321
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,418
(gunshot over TV)
322
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,487
Dog dead yet?
323
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,356
Well, circle of life, huh?
324
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,193
Poppa, are you okay?
325
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,694
Yeah, why?
326
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:11,498
You don't seem okay. You know,
it's all right to be sad.
327
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,665
(Poppa chuckles)
328
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,401
(grunts)
329
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,601
I'm not sad,
330
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,603
you're sad.
331
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,908
Poppa just needs a haircut.
332
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:27,780
You know baldness
is hereditary, right, Dad?
333
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,948
NINA:
All right.
334
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,117
Okay, kids, come on.
335
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,418
Go get ready for bed.
336
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,888
(sighs)
337
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,292
I for sure thought Old Yeller
would make you cry.
338
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,493
I know. I...
339
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,628
just kept hearing
Uncle Leon's voice say,
340
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,163
"That damn dog
didn't listen anyways.
341
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,900
Reminds me of you.
Get one of my belts."
342
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,570
♪ Arirang ♪
343
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,041
♪ Arirang ♪
344
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:58,846
♪ Arariyo ♪
345
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,150
BOTH:
♪ Arirang ♪
346
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,552
♪ Arirang ♪
347
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:10,123
♪ Arariyo. ♪
348
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,493
Anything?
Nothing.
349
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,896
(sighs)
350
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,696
Damn it.
351
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,999
Hey.
352
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,201
Did you see how choked up
he got when Maya
353
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,003
touched his hand?
Maybe if we got him
354
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,539
to read a sad book at Maya's
school, that might break him.
355
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,340
Or...
356
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,545
did you see how choked up he got
when Maya touched his hand?
357
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,914
If you say what
I just said...
358
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,083
Just hear me out,
just hear me out.
359
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,452
What if we have Poppa
read the book
360
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,989
at Maya's school
instead of me.
361
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,299
Children, we have
a very special visitor today.
362
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,668
Unfortunately, Mr. Fulton Jr.
has laryngitis.
363
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,171
(strained whispering): Yeah. I
would love to read to your kids,
364
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,208
but my words taste
like blood right now.
365
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,211
And so, his dad has
graciously agreed
366
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,779
to read a section
from Charlotte's Web.
367
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,518
Well, I want to thank
368
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,519
all of you children
for allowing me
369
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,521
to do this reading.
370
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,256
Maya, the book, please.
371
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,226
If you have a cell phone,
372
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,793
please put it on silent.
373
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,295
Oh, wow.
374
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,898
Everybody has one.
All right. Well...
375
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,365
let's sit back
376
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,168
and enjoy.
377
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,273
"The children grabbed each other
by the hand
378
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,976
"and danced off
in the direction
379
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,810
"of the merry-go-round.
380
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,613
"'You have been my friend,'
replied Charlotte."
381
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,915
(groans)
382
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,953
"'That in itself
is a tremendous thing.
383
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,655
(choking up):
"After all...
384
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,025
"what is a life anyway?
385
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,327
We, uh..." (whimpers)
It's okay, Poppa.
386
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,595
Take your time. Let it out.
387
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,798
(crying)
388
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,334
You kids
don't understand.
389
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:06,206
Charlotte was Wilbur's day one.
He's crying.
390
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:10,843
They used to wear
matching Kangol hats
391
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,480
and Adidas
tracksuits.
392
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,681
(crying)
393
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,417
And then when Leon-- I mean,
394
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,252
when Charlotte...
395
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,455
...started drinking out
of the spiked water trough,
396
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,692
it was Wilbur
that put him in rehab.
397
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,229
And he stayed there
with him
398
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,897
the whole time.
399
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,206
(Junior wailing)
400
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,712
(kids laughing)
401
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,184
I've never seen you
cry before, Dad.
402
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,222
I never heard you
cry before, son.
403
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,591
Uncle Leon was wrong.
404
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,727
Crying's for everyone!
405
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,897
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
406
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,500
(crying continues)
407
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,537
Lola.
Yeah.
408
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,373
This has been
409
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,642
the most amazing
410
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,143
week of my life.
411
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,112
Mine, too.
But...
412
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,581
(groans) I haven't been
straight up with you,
413
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,451
and I want to be honest.
414
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,220
Okay, yeah.
I want you to be honest.
415
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,555
I love honesty.
416
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,723
Okay, um...
417
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,659
I just lost my best friend,
418
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,327
and I was
419
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,564
trying to live life
to the fullest.
420
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,665
Aw...
421
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,101
You poor thing.
422
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,701
Truth is, I have kids.
423
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,672
I have grandchildren.
424
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,142
I sleep with a CPAP.
I pee, like, five times a night.
425
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,612
These earrings,
they're not real.
426
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,514
Hmm?
(laughs)
427
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,950
Neither are the nipple rings.
428
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,356
I love that you're being
so vulnerable.
429
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,427
And I don't care
about any of that stuff.
430
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,796
Trust me,
431
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,832
I am not that shallow.
432
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,268
That's so beautiful.
433
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,470
Because...
434
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,773
...this is who I truly am.
435
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,819
What in the Steve Harvey?
I'm out, grandpa.
436
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,658
(door opens, slams shut)
437
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,070
Please tell me you're not
regressing back to the '80s.
438
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,508
Don't worry,
I'm back to my old self.
439
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm wearing this
in honor of my boy Leon.
440
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,547
I get it.
441
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,916
You know, it's, um,
442
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,486
very common when you lose
someone in your circle
443
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,955
to start thinking about
your own mortality.
444
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,191
Yeah. Makes you feel like
445
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,326
that clock is ticking.
Exactly.
446
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,128
Well...
447
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,129
your clock may
be ticking, but
448
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,432
like a fine wine,
you get better with time.
449
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,069
I like your rhyme, Clementine.
450
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,106
I'm glad you were able
to grieve your friend.
451
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,710
Thank you.
452
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,612
Hey, what's happening, peeps?
453
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,783
Today's episode is dedicated
to my late friend Leon,
454
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,653
who is now gone
to the great beyond.
455
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,690
There would be no me
if it wasn't for my G.
456
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,559
So, Leon, R.I.P.
457
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,329
I want to share
a story with y'all,
458
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,365
so y'all can know Leon
like I knew Leon.
459
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,034
One time, when we was little,
460
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,637
we were kids, we were
graffiti bombing subway trains.
461
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,541
I was out there spraying.
(imitates spray can) "Sweet D."
462
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,809
That was my name. Sweet D.
(laughs)
463
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,044
(imitates spray can)
464
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,214
And then, I had
an orthopedic shoe,
465
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,715
and I slipped out,
it gave out,
466
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,551
and I fell on the track,
I hit my head.
467
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,352
I was knocked out,
468
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,987
and all my friends ran.
469
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,591
Everybody took off running.
(whooshing) Except Leon.
470
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,660
He lifted me
onto that platform
471
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,530
right before the train
could hit me.
472
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:28,335
I swear, I would not be here
if it wasn't for him.
473
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,272
You know...
474
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,872
funny thing about me and Leon,
475
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,509
is we never told each other
we loved each other.
476
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,979
It was just something
we understood.
477
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,684
Now, I kind of wish
I would've done it.
478
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,319
So, I'm-a say it.
479
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,389
I love you, Leon.
480
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,561
This one's for you.
481
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,931
♪ How do I ♪
482
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,201
♪ Say goodbye ♪
483
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,570
♪ To what ♪
484
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,508
♪ We had? ♪
485
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,111
♪ The good times ♪
486
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,647
♪ That made us laugh. ♪
487
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:21,988
Nothing.
488
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,424
(sighs) Damn it.
Yeah, I can't.
489
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,659
Wait.
He got it, he got it, he got it.
490
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,328
It's coming,
it's coming.
491
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,595
That was just a funny thought.
492
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,030
Sorry.
What?
493
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,098
Wait, wait, wait.
494
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,467
BOTH:
♪ Arirang ♪
495
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,403
♪ A...
(laughter)
496
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,437
You know what they say.
497
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,238
Death can't hit
a moving target. Whoo!
498
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,174
Tell that to JFK.
(chuckles)
499
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,478
(laughter)
500
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,447
♪ Walked in
501
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,450
♪ You must be the euro
spending yen in Japan ♪
502
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,784
♪ Every day I'm on the hustle ♪
503
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,321
♪ Put in overtime ♪
504
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,156
♪ Tell the chauffer move it
over, I'm in overdrive. ♪
505
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,531
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506
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,300
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507
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,837
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