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RABBIT'S FOOT TO DOGMAN...
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ALL CLEAR IN SECTOR 3.
MOVIN' INTO GROUND ZERO.
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COPY THAT,
RABBIT'S FOOT.
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ALL CLEAR HERE.
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Boy: YOU GOT 'EM?
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YEAH. COME ON.
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DOGMAN TO RABBIT'S FOOT.
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REPORT ON NEW LOCATION.
OVER.
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Dogman: I DON'T KNOW.
OVER.
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STEVIE...YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO KEEP
TRACK OF THEM.
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LISTEN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ON 3, CHECK RIGHT.
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1...2...
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3.
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AAH!
AAAHH...
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AAAHHH!
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HA HA!
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WE GIVE!
WE GIVE!
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WE GIVE!
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OH...OH...
HA HA!
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EWWW!
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EWW.
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HA HA.
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YOU OK?
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[RASPY VOICE]
ALL...
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YOUR...
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[RASPY BREATH]
FAULT.
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[CHUCKLES]
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ALEX?
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ALEX!
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ARRHH!
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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AAAHH!
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HA HA!
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS ONE'S YOUR LEFT,
THIS ONE'S YOUR RIGHT.
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YOUR LEFT...
YOUR RIGHT. GOT IT?
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GOT IT. ALEX,
WILL YOU TEACH ME
HOW TO SKATE?
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I WILL, I PROMISE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE USING
WAY TOO MUCH MOUSSE.
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UH...DO YOU WANT SOME?
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OOH! OOH!
DO YOU WANT SOME?
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HEY, DON'T FORGET.
NEXT WEEKEND...
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LARRY'S ROCKIN' COIN WORLD.
AND, UH, ON SUNDAY,
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THERE'S
THAT COIN EXPO.
ALL RIGHT. LATER.
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SEE YA. BYE.
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SEE YA, SLIME BOY.
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ALL RIGHT, STEVIE...
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PUT THIS ON, GUY.
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STRAP THAT ON, OK?
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WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
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HEY.
HI.
HEY, GUYS.
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WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE HAIR GEL, GUYS?
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SO, THERE'S
A PET ADOPTION
AT THE PARK.
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AND WE TALKED
ABOUT GETTING A PET.
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YES!
DOG.
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RABBIT.
DOG.
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RABBIT.
DOG!
RABBIT.
DOG!
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DOG, DOG, DOG,
DOG, DOG!
AAAHH!
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RABBIT!
DOG!
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[EXCITED CHATTER,
INDISTINCT]
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YEP. SORRY, STEVIE,
NO RABBITS.
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YES, THERE ARE!
MOM!
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ALEX,
DON'T TORMENT
YOUR BROTHER.
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[GRRR]
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[WHIMPERS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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HEY, GUYS, I FOUND
AN AWESOME DOG.
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NO!
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THIS IS
WAY COOLER!
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WHAT?
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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HEY, HEY! LANSING
FOUND SOMEONE HE CAN
BEAT OFF THE LINE!
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YEAH.
HA HA HA.
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WHAT IS THAT THING...
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BESIDES UGLY?
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IT'S A TURKEY,
YOU BIG STUPID.
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OOH...
OOH...
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MY BROTHER'S
A BETTER FOOTBALL PLAYER
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE...
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GARY!
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OH, HO HO HO!
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[GOBBLE]
OH, YEAH?
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THEN HOW COME HE SPENDS
MOST OF HIS TIME ON HIS BUTT?
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Boy: YEAH. YOU WANT
TO MESS WITH US?
HA HA HA!
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STEVIE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO HOME. OK?
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[BOY CHUCKLES]
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THAT WAS, LIKE,
SO BRAVE.
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YOU GET A REWARD.
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[SNAP]
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HA HA HA HA!
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[BOY CHUCKLES]
HUNGRY?
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HA HA HA HA!
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AAAHH!
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HA HA!
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HOO HOO!
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HA HA!
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PIZZA FACE!
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YEAH! HA HA!
HA HA!
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[BOYS CONTINUE LAUGHING]
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Alex, narrating:
THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME
STEVIE MESSED ME UP.
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LET ME SHOW YOU.
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IT ALL STARTED
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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HE'S SMILING AT YOU.
[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
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UHHH...MMM...
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Alex: HERE YOU SEE
ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE...
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COME ON.
DO IT. SHOOT.
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THE FIRST BASKET
I EVER MADE.
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OH, STEVIE.
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WELL, YOU WOULD'VE
SEEN IT
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IF DAD HADN'T
MISSED THE SHOT.
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I GUESS
THE FIRST STEPS YOU TAKE
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE...
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THAT'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.
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IT'S JUST THAT STEVIE
ALWAYS TAKES CENTER STAGE...
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AND I CAN'T HELP FEELING...
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[CRASH]
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HA HA HA HA!
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HE'S WRECKIN' MY LIFE!
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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THAT THING
GOES OUTSIDE
TOMORROW, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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OOH! ALEX,
WHATEVER YOU'RE USING
IN YOUR HAIR...
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SMELLS KINDA CHEESY.
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OH. THANKS, MOM.
YEAH.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?
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WE'RE IN HERE
EATING GUACAMOLE,
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AND STEVIE ISN'T
HERE TO HOG IT.
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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[SNORTS]
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HOW LONG DO THESE THINGS
TEND TO LIVE, ANYWAY?
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I KNEW IT! STEVIE,
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
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YOU NEVER, EVER TOUCH?!
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YOUR SKATES,
YOUR BIKE, AND
YOUR COIN COLLECTION.
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AND IS THERE ANY REASON
WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET
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SEVERE AND EXCRUCIATING
PUNISHMENT RIGHT NOW?
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BETTER STOP.
GONNA YELL.
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NO, NO...NO YELLING,
STEVIE. JUST SIT DOWN,
OK? SIT DOWN.
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[SIGHS] I'M ONLY
GONNA SAY THIS ONCE,
ALL RIGHT?
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MY ROOM IS MY ROOM,
AND MY STUFF IS MY STUFF,
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AND YOU NEED
TO KEEP YOUR HANDS
TOTALLY OFF OF IT
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UNLESS I SAY. OK?
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I HAVE A LIFE,
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AND WHEN YOU GROW UP,
YOU CAN GET ONE,
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BUT UNTIL THEN,
YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE KID.
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ALL RIGHT?
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AND YOU DON'T GET TO DO
EVERYTHING I GET TO DO.
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YOU GOT IT?
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OW! DAD! ALEX
IS HURTING ME!
STEVIE!
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ALEX! BACK OFF
YOUR BROTHER. NOW!
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DAD...I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
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[SIGHS]
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THAT'S IT. YOU ARE BARRED
FROM THIS ROOM FOR 2 WEEKS.
BANNED.
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GO!
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GET OUT.
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GET OUTTA HERE!
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[TURKEY GOBBLES]
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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AAAHHH!
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[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS]
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHHH!
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[GIRL IN MOVIE
CONTINUES SCREAMING]
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[WHISPERING] Out.
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2 weeks.
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[SIGHS]
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON.
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHH!
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHHH!
[SCARY MUSIC]
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YAAAHHH!
AAAHH!
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HA HA!
AAH!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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AAAHH! DON'T!
HA HA HA!
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[WHISTLING CHEERFULLY]
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OH, HEY, ALEX,
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I MIGHT BE
A FEW MINUTES LATE
FOR YOUR GAME TODAY.
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GREAT. YOU'LL MISS
MY BEST BENCH WARMING.
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FIRST QUARTER,
I'M IN THE ZONE.
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GO, RAIDER!
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HE YELLS MY NAME TODAY,
HE'S DEAD MEAT.
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HEY...YOU
GOT A BROTHER
ON YOUR SIDE.
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IS THAT SO BAD?
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IT IS WHEN HE YELLS,
"GO, ALEX, GO."
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WISH WE COULD SEND HIM
TO FOOTBALL CAMP.
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YEAH, IF THEY'D
MAKE IT AFFORDABLE.
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MMM-UHH.
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SO, YOU GONNA YELL
MY NAME TODAY?
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[UNEASILY] NO...
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HEALTHY ANSWER. HERE.
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[CHUCKLES]
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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
USE THE LACES LIKE THIS
WHEN YOU THROW. OK?
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ALL RIGHT,
THROW IT BACK.
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GO AHEAD.
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[CHUCKLING]
THROW IT BACK.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WHY ARE YOU STANDIN'
BEHIND THE HAMPER?
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MY SKATES!
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I DIDN'T TOUCH 'EM!
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YOU'RE WEARIN' 'EM!
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NO!
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OHH! MOM,
HE'S HURTING ME!
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MOM! MOM!
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YOU GOT JELLY
ON MY SKATES!
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MOM!
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MOM!
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ALEX, LAY OFF
YOUR BROTHER!
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MOM, HE GOT JELLY
ON MY SKATES.
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OHHH...
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OH, AND LISTEN.
NEXT WEEKEND,
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YOU HAVE TO BABY-SIT.
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NO! MOM, I'M GOIN'
TO THE MALL WITH JAMES!
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WELL, THEN TAKE
STEVIE WITH YOU.
NO ARGUMENTS.
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[SIGHS]
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SO, YOU'VE MET
OUR NEW DOG--
GOOBLE GOBBLE.
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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NOT MUCH
ON CONVERSATION.
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YEAH.
CHECK THIS OUT.
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[GOBBLE GOBBLE]
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YOU GOT JELLY
ON YOUR BLADES.
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NO. NO.
THE DEMON CHILD
FROM THE UNDERWORLD
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GOT JELLY ON MY BLADES.
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STEVIE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
AND HE RULES THE HOUSE.
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[TURKEY GOBBLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
NOT TOO GOOD.
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NOT TOO GOOD?
JAMES, IT'S HORRIBLE.
OK?
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ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS MAKE A SAD FACE,
AND BAM-O,
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IT'S AN INSTANT CRISIS.
"ALEX, SHARE THAT
WITH STEVIE."
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"ALEX, DON'T DO THAT
'CAUSE STEVIE'LL WANT
TO TRY IT, TOO."
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YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
TO BE AN ONLY CHILD?
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ALEX, WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
WHEN YOU RAN OUT OF CLASS
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'CAUSE YOU HEARD SOME KID
FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN AND
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STEVIE?
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SO?
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SO...YOU BASICALLY
CARE ABOUT HIM A LOT.
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JAMES...I'M TRYIN'
TO TRASH MY BROTHER HERE.
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OK?
246
00:11:12,407 --> 00:11:14,087
RIGHT. SORRY.
247
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,327
[TURKEY GOBBLES]
248
00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:21,767
ISN'T ANYBODY
GONNA FIX THIS GATE?!
249
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,167
GO, RAIDERS, GO!
250
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,167
GO, RAIDERS, GO!
251
00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:29,887
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING]
252
00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:32,007
HIKE!
253
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,927
[BAND PLAYING,
PEOPLE CHEERING]
254
00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:40,447
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
255
00:11:40,487 --> 00:11:42,247
Man: TOUCHDOWN!
256
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,807
[CHEERING]
257
00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:45,487
GO, RAIDERS, GO!
258
00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:48,167
[CROWD CHEERS]
259
00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,807
YOU'RE ALEX. RIGHT?
260
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,367
YEAH. YEAH.
261
00:12:02,407 --> 00:12:04,807
THAT...IS SO SAD.
262
00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:06,207
GO, ALEX, GO!
263
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,247
GO, ALEX, GO!
264
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:08,807
BENCH WARMER.
265
00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,007
GO, ALEX, GO!
266
00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:11,927
GO, ALEX, GO!
267
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:14,007
GO, ALEX, GO!
268
00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:15,967
GO, ALEX, GO!
HA HA HA HA!
269
00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:17,847
GO, ALEX, GO!
270
00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:19,207
Coach: LANSING!
271
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,967
FULL BLOCK
TO MY RIGHT.
272
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,487
OPEN YOUR EYES,
TURKEY BOY.
273
00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:25,207
THE BALL'S
COMIN' TO YOU.
274
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,167
GO, ALEX, GO!
275
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,847
GO, ALEX, GO!
276
00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,087
GO, ALEX, GO!
277
00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,767
GO, ALEX, GO!
278
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:36,847
[CROWD REACTION]
279
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:40,167
AH, HA HA HA HA!
280
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,967
[CROWD LAUGHS]
281
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,087
HI. SORRY.
282
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:47,567
[DRUM BEATING]
283
00:12:47,607 --> 00:12:48,887
GO, ALEX...
284
00:12:48,927 --> 00:12:51,047
GO, ALEX, GO!
285
00:12:51,047 --> 00:12:53,287
COME ON, GO, GO, GO!
286
00:12:53,327 --> 00:12:54,847
ALL RIGHT, TEAM!
287
00:13:02,127 --> 00:13:04,567
[GROWLS]
288
00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:06,927
COME ON, ALEX! GO!
289
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:07,927
YEAH!
290
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,367
YEAH!
291
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,447
READY...
292
00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:12,447
[GROWLS]
293
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,167
HUT!
294
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:16,487
AAH! OOH!
295
00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:17,927
AAAHH!
296
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:19,527
Crowd: OHH!
297
00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:21,967
OFFSIDES!
298
00:13:22,007 --> 00:13:25,047
[CROWD CHEERS AND BOOS]
299
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:29,967
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
300
00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,087
SO YOU HAD
A BAD GAME.
301
00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:33,367
STOP MOPING.
302
00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:35,567
I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEA
FOR THIS PARTNER PROJECT:
303
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,887
INVENTORS. YOU DO EDISON,
AND I'LL DO TESLA.
304
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:41,327
YOU KNOW THE PART
ABOUT TESLA BEING
THE REINCARNATION
305
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:45,007
OF THAT GUY FROM ATLANTIS
WHO INVENTED THOSE POWER BEAMS?
306
00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:51,167
HERE, FIONA.
307
00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:53,367
[SIGHS]
308
00:13:53,407 --> 00:13:56,607
ABOUT...LAST WEEKEND.
I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOU.
309
00:13:56,647 --> 00:13:58,407
OH, RIGHT,
LIKE YOU COULD.
310
00:14:01,087 --> 00:14:03,287
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
YOU REALLY LIKE SOMEBODY,
311
00:14:03,287 --> 00:14:05,607
AND THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE.
312
00:14:07,007 --> 00:14:08,487
I CAN RELATE.
313
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,007
[SIGHS]
314
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:14,207
BUT...YOU GOTTA
PICK UP THE PIECES
315
00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:16,367
OF YOUR
SHATTERED LIFE
AND MOVE ON.
316
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:19,607
OOH. LUNCH
WOULD BE A START,
DON'T YOU THINK?
317
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,967
HEY, MAN,
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE NO-WHINING SECTION.
318
00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:25,087
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
319
00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:26,647
ALEX, WILL YOU
GET OVER YOURSELF?
320
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:29,127
YOUR LIFE
IS NOT PATHETIC. OK?
321
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,367
THAT IS PATHETIC.
322
00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:32,327
YUUUHHH!
323
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,927
HA HA HA!
HA HA!
YUUUHHH!
324
00:14:36,007 --> 00:14:37,527
GARY'S LIFE
IS PERFECT. OK?
325
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,087
HE'S ALL-CITY
IN EVERY SPORT,
326
00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:41,527
HIS GIRLFRIEND FIONA'S
A MAJOR GODDESS,
327
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,247
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.
328
00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,527
GET HER SOME MAROON, MAN.
329
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:48,127
NO, JAMES.
THAT'S NOT FAIR
TO THE OTHER MAROONS.
330
00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:49,647
OK. ENOUGH MISERY.
331
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:52,087
DO YA...WANT
TO GO SKATING
ON SATURDAY?
332
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,167
I NAILED THAT RAIL
ON THE PARK BENCH
IN THE SQUARE.
333
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,887
I...CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW YOU.
334
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:59,167
SORRY, I'M...GOIN'
TO COIN WORLD.
335
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:01,647
WELL, HOW ABOUT
AFTER THAT?
336
00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,287
UH...
337
00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:06,607
I HAVE TO CLEAN OUT
THE TURKEY PEN.
338
00:15:07,647 --> 00:15:10,327
RIGHT. OK. LET'S SEE...
GRINDING IN THE PARK
339
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,167
OR SCRAPING UP
TURKEY POOP.
340
00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:14,687
INTERESTING CHOICE.
341
00:15:14,687 --> 00:15:17,207
YOU KNOW...
I GIVE UP.
342
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,247
BYE, JAMES.
343
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:20,007
SEE YA.
344
00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:22,087
WHAT'S UP? YOU LOVE
SKATING WITH ABBY.
345
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:25,447
I KNOW, BUT NOW
SHE WANTS ME TO...
GO SKATING WITH HER.
346
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:28,167
[CHUCKLING]
SO...WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
347
00:15:28,247 --> 00:15:30,247
NO PROBLEM. I JUST...
348
00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:33,327
WANT TO BE COOL...
LIKE GARY.
349
00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:37,127
YUUUHHH...
HA HA!
HA HA!
350
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:47,007
5 BUCKS WORTH
OF QUARTERS?
351
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,727
YEP. IF I HAVE TO
BRING STEVIE TO THE MALL,
352
00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:50,967
AT LEAST I KNOW
HOW TO NEUTRALIZE HIM.
353
00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,207
HEY!
354
00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:03,367
OOP!
355
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,007
OHHH...
YOU OK?
356
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:14,527
YEAH! THANKS.
357
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,447
SLIPPED ON SOMETHIN'.
358
00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:18,247
AHA!
359
00:16:18,247 --> 00:16:19,607
FRENCH FRIES.
360
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:22,247
PROBABLY DROPPED BY ONE
OF THESE LITTLE MONSTERS.
361
00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:23,727
HOW CAN YOU KIDS
EAT THESE THINGS?
362
00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:26,727
IF THEY DON'T CLOG UP
YOUR ARTERIES, THEY FIND
ANOTHER WAY TO TAKE YOU OUT.
363
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,567
YOU OK, KID?
I COULD'VE SQUASHED YOU.
364
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:30,567
YEAH, I'M GOOD.
365
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,767
GOOD.
366
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,407
WELL, UH...
367
00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:36,167
WHAT'S THE STANDARD REWARD
FOR A GOOD DEED THESE DAYS?
368
00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:38,047
YOU GET TO BE ON TV?
369
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,047
[CHUCKLES] RIGHT.
370
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:40,687
HEY, LARRY.
371
00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:41,767
HEY, GUYS.
372
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,727
I SEE YOU'VE MET
MY BROTHER STEVIE.
373
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,247
YEAH,
WE JUST MET.
374
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,047
HE SAVED ME FROM A TRIP
TO THE HOSPITAL.
375
00:16:47,087 --> 00:16:49,767
YOU'RE LUCKY, ALEX.
THIS IS ONE TERRIFIC
LITTLE KID.
376
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:51,567
SO, HELP ME
WITH THIS STUFF,
377
00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:54,047
AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS
MY NEW SHIPMENT
OF ROMANS.
378
00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,087
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!
379
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:56,407
OK...
380
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:00,007
OK, YOU SEE
THIS BENCH?
381
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,287
THIS IS THE BENCH
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA SIT
AND EAT YOUR FRIES.
382
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:05,247
OK? DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT MOVIN'.
383
00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:06,767
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE.
I'LL BE OUT
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
384
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,327
AND WE'LL GO TO THE ARCADE.
ALL RIGHT? TAKE THIS.
385
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,287
PUT THOSE
IN YOUR POCKET.
386
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,527
WANT A FRENCH FRY?
387
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,287
PROBABLY NOT.
388
00:17:20,327 --> 00:17:21,647
RIGHT.
389
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:25,127
SO, KID...I CAN'T
GET YOU ON TV,
390
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,527
BUT, UM...
391
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:30,127
HOW 'BOUT THIS?
392
00:17:32,607 --> 00:17:33,807
WHAT IS IT?
393
00:17:33,847 --> 00:17:36,327
WELL, IT'S
A TRICKY LITTLE COIN...
394
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:37,807
AND IT'S GOOD
FOR ONE WISH.
395
00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:39,807
IS IT?
396
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:42,287
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
ANYWAY...
397
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,167
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT.
398
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:45,807
DO SOMETHING...
399
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,487
WELL, I DON'T KNOW...
400
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,647
DO SOMETHING BIG
WITH IT.
401
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:51,847
[DISSONANT NOTES]
HEY! HEY!
402
00:17:51,847 --> 00:17:52,807
PUT THAT DOWN.
403
00:17:52,807 --> 00:17:54,167
GET OUTTA HERE.
404
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,847
GIT! GIT! GIT!
405
00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:58,767
[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD
FOR THIS.
406
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,527
[BURPS]
407
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,287
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
408
00:18:09,327 --> 00:18:10,527
THAT ONE'S A MINT.
409
00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,167
SURE?
OH, YEAH.
410
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:16,167
[CONVERSATION CONTINUES,
INDISTINCT]
411
00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,887
Larry, echoing:
DO SOMETHING BIG WITH IT.
412
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:49,567
HEY,
CHECK OUT ZEUS.
413
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,367
[CHUCKLES]
414
00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:55,167
LOOKS LIKE
PRINCIPAL THORPE
IN A DRESS.
415
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:56,567
WRAP IT UP, GUYS.
416
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,927
I GOTTA CLOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
417
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,807
WAIT. CLOSE. WHAT--
WHAT TIME IS IT,
LARRY?
418
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,887
JUST ABOUT 6:00,
419
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,807
AND I'VE GOTTA GET
OFF MY FEET.
420
00:19:04,847 --> 00:19:06,527
6:00?
421
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,567
STEVIE.
422
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,527
JAMES, I GOTTA GO.
423
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,767
COME ON, STEVIE.
424
00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:29,847
STEVIE?!
425
00:19:29,887 --> 00:19:30,847
STEVIE!
426
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:31,927
STEVIE!
427
00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:33,447
STEVIE!
428
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,247
STEVIE!
429
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,287
STEVIE.
430
00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:56,527
STEVIE!
431
00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:22,607
EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU CALL MY MOM?
432
00:20:32,847 --> 00:20:34,647
STEVIE!
433
00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:36,327
[ECHOING] STEVIE!
434
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,687
YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.
435
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:44,847
WHAT?!
436
00:20:44,887 --> 00:20:46,007
NO MORE COIN WORLD.
437
00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:47,887
YOU COME RIGHT HOME
AFTER SCHOOL.
438
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:50,607
AND WE'RE TAKIN' AWAY
YOUR SKATES.
439
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,407
YOU'RE GETTING OFF
LIGHT, MY FRIEND.
440
00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:55,567
THIS WAS A MAJOR SETBACK
IN THE RESPONSIBILITY
DEPARTMENT.
441
00:20:55,607 --> 00:20:58,007
WELL, STEVIE DIDN'T
HAVE TO RAT ME OUT.
442
00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,567
[SIGHS]
443
00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,967
I MEA--LOOK, I TOLD HIM
TO WAIT ON THE BENCH,
OK?
444
00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:04,647
OH, SO THIS IS
ALL STEVIE'S FAULT.
445
00:21:04,687 --> 00:21:06,727
HE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
ALEX.
446
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,647
HE WAS ALONE
AND SCARED.
447
00:21:08,687 --> 00:21:10,087
I WASN'T SCARED.
448
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:11,367
[SIGHS]
449
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:12,327
HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE RUN OFF,
450
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,767
AND HE'S BEING
PUNISHED, TOO.
451
00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,687
OH, NO TV FOR A DAY?
YEAH, BIG DEAL, DAD.
452
00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:17,687
WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
BEDTIME, STEVIE.
453
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:19,047
ALEX, TOO.
454
00:21:19,087 --> 00:21:20,327
WHAT?
IT'S 8:30.
455
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,327
8:25
BY MY WATCH.
456
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,727
AND TOMORROW MORNING,
YOU START GARAGE CLEANUP.
457
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,567
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUIN
MY ENTIRE LIFE?
458
00:21:44,647 --> 00:21:46,727
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
459
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,127
"DEAR, ALEX..."
460
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,727
[SIGHS]
461
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,567
"SORRY. HERE'S A COIN
THE GUY IN THE MALL GAVE ME.
462
00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:20,967
"YOU CAN MAKE ONE WISH.
463
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,007
STEVIE."
464
00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:24,087
[CRUMPLES PAPER]
465
00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:33,607
ONE WISH.
466
00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:35,047
RIGHT.
467
00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:39,687
RIGHT NOW, I WISH
I DIDN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.
468
00:22:57,647 --> 00:23:00,567
[RADIO ALARM GOES OFF]
469
00:23:00,607 --> 00:23:03,127
Radio announcer:
...SO GET YOURSELF OUT OF BED.
470
00:23:04,127 --> 00:23:07,487
OHHH...GREAT.
NOW I HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK.
471
00:23:07,527 --> 00:23:09,487
PART OF MY PUNISHMENT.
472
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,727
OH, THAT TURKEY STINKS.
473
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,967
[STRANGE BREATHING]
474
00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:16,447
[SLURPING SOUND]
475
00:23:17,807 --> 00:23:18,767
[STRANGE BREATHING]
476
00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:19,767
[MUFFLED BARK]
477
00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:21,047
[GULPS LOUDLY]
478
00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:22,727
AAAHHH!
479
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,487
[PASSES GAS]
480
00:23:39,007 --> 00:23:41,847
"ALEX LANSING,
PLAYER OF THE YEAR."
481
00:23:52,927 --> 00:23:54,767
DOUBLE EAGLES.
482
00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:56,207
OK.
483
00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:58,847
OK, I GET IT.
484
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,607
[TV PLAYS,
INDISTINCT]
485
00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:22,127
WALL STREET JOURNAL.
486
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:25,167
OK. OK, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON.
487
00:24:25,207 --> 00:24:26,887
I GUESS A REALLY
FUNNY GOOD ONE.
488
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:28,887
YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN
YOU PUT THE CEREAL
IN MY SLEEPING BAG?
489
00:24:28,887 --> 00:24:30,687
BUT THIS IS BETTER.
STEVIE'S IDEA,
RIGHT?
490
00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:31,887
WHO'S STEVIE?
491
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,967
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
492
00:24:34,007 --> 00:24:36,047
ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
WITH THE GIANT DOG
I HAVE IN MY ROOM.
493
00:24:36,087 --> 00:24:38,567
IGGY? HOW'S HE DOIN'
THIS MORNIN'?
494
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,247
THE HOUSE IS BLUE?
495
00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:43,207
MM-HMM,
SINCE LAST MONTH.
YOU JUST NOTICED?
496
00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:46,487
GOTTA RUN.
SEE YOU AT THE GAME.
497
00:24:47,647 --> 00:24:50,167
DON'T RUSH THAT PASS.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
REMEMBER,
498
00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:51,967
YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS.
SOME OF THOSE
OTHER GUYS
499
00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:52,847
CAN SCORE, TOO,
YOU KNOW.
500
00:24:52,887 --> 00:24:54,287
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, YOU GUYS.
501
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,927
HOLD ON A SECOND, MOM.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
502
00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,607
WE'RE GOING TO WORK,
YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL.
503
00:24:57,607 --> 00:24:59,127
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
504
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:01,087
WHAT...IS GOING ON?
505
00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:02,767
I WAS JUST GONNA
ASK YOU THAT.
506
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,007
EVERYTHING'S
DIFFERENT.
WE HAVE A DOG.
507
00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:07,167
I HAVE THIS
INCREDIBLY COOL
COIN COLLECTION.
508
00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:09,567
MY ROOM'S DIFFERENT.
THE HOUSE--
509
00:25:10,727 --> 00:25:11,647
I'M DIFFERENT.
510
00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:13,207
WHAT IS WITH
THIS HAIRCUT?
511
00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:14,607
YEAH, I DON'T
LIKE IT, EITHER.
512
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,007
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
513
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:17,927
SO, IS STEVIE
DIFFERENT?
514
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:20,287
WHO'S THIS STEVIE?
515
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:23,287
DAD...PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OK?
516
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:24,807
DO WHAT?
517
00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:44,927
ALEX? YOU OK?
518
00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:46,767
WELL, HE DOESN'T
HAVE A FEVER.
519
00:25:46,807 --> 00:25:48,887
NO. NO. BUT, GUYS,
I DO HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.
520
00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,007
OK, WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S STEVIE?
521
00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:54,927
ALEX...ARE YOU...
522
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,607
LONELY?
523
00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:58,607
WHAT?
524
00:25:58,647 --> 00:26:00,607
DO YOU...wish...
525
00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:01,887
you had a brother?
526
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,847
MOM...W-WHAT
DO YOU MEAN,
DO I WISH I--
527
00:26:06,727 --> 00:26:08,047
OH, MAN.
528
00:26:08,087 --> 00:26:09,847
OH, MAN, THAT COIN.
529
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,007
HONEY!
530
00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:13,767
EARTH TO ALEX.
531
00:26:17,087 --> 00:26:18,287
OH, MAN.
532
00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:22,167
COMING UP VERY SOON,
IN JUST A MINUTE,
IN FACT,
533
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,967
WE ARE GONNA MEET
THE STAR OF A NEW
HIT TV SHOW.
534
00:26:25,007 --> 00:26:26,247
IT'S CALLED WHERE'S STEVIE?
535
00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:29,647
HIS NAME IS
TERRENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK.
536
00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:33,927
WHERE'S THAT COIN?
I PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
537
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,767
IT SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.
538
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,007
NO WAY.
539
00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:41,327
NO WAY...BECAUSE...
540
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,047
I MADE A WISH.
541
00:26:43,047 --> 00:26:44,727
AND IT WORKED.
542
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,327
THERE'S NO STEVIE.
543
00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:48,407
Woman on tv:
HERE HE IS.
544
00:26:48,447 --> 00:26:49,927
ALEX!
545
00:26:50,007 --> 00:26:50,967
WELCOME.
546
00:26:51,007 --> 00:26:52,047
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
547
00:26:52,087 --> 00:26:53,247
Stevie: HOW ARE YOU?
548
00:26:53,287 --> 00:26:54,527
[APPLAUSE ON TV]
549
00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:57,207
WE'RE TALKING WITH
TERRENCE RUSSELL McCORMICK,
THE STAR OF THE...
550
00:26:57,247 --> 00:26:58,327
STEVIE?
551
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,367
...WHERE'S STEVIE?
552
00:27:00,407 --> 00:27:03,047
SO. WHAT'S
THE MOST FUN ABOUT
553
00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,087
WORKING ON WHERE'S STEVIE?
554
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:07,047
UM, PROBABLY HANGIN' OUT
WITH PETER MICHAEL MOORE.
555
00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:08,847
HE'S REALLY THE BROTHER
THAT I NEVER HAD.
556
00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:11,047
ALEX, WHY ARE YOU HANGING
ONTO THE TELEVISION?
557
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,047
IT'S STEVIE.
558
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,367
YEAH,
TERRENCE RUSSELL
McCORMACK.
559
00:27:13,447 --> 00:27:15,207
HE'S SO CUTE.
YEAH.
NO. IT'S--
560
00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:17,407
IT'S NOT
TERRENCE SOMEBODY.
IT'S STEVIE.
561
00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:19,767
OK, LOOK. UM, HONEY,
YOUR FATHER AND I
HAVE TO GO.
562
00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:20,767
ARE YOU OK?
563
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,047
STEVIE! HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION.
564
00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:25,727
EVERY WEEK.
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU LIKED THAT SHOW.
565
00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:27,087
WHAT...SHOW?
566
00:27:27,087 --> 00:27:28,087
WHERE'S STEVIE?
567
00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:29,927
HE'S ON...THE TELEVISION!
568
00:27:29,927 --> 00:27:31,127
ALEX,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
569
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,407
IT'S STEVIE!
RIGHT, FROM
THE TV SHOW.
570
00:27:33,447 --> 00:27:34,447
WHAT...TV SHOW?!
571
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:35,927
WHERE'S STEVIE?
572
00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,407
HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION!
573
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,167
HONEY, UH,
WHAT'S THE JOKE?
574
00:27:39,207 --> 00:27:41,807
I'M A LITTLE DENSE
THIS MORNING.
ME, TOO.
575
00:27:44,847 --> 00:27:46,087
YOU GUYS REALLY
DON'T KNOW HIM?
576
00:27:46,127 --> 00:27:48,927
WELL, PERSONALLY,
I WISH I WAS
HIS ACCOUNTANT.
577
00:27:48,927 --> 00:27:50,767
YEAH. THAT'S
A LUCKY LITTLE KID.
578
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:52,207
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
579
00:27:52,247 --> 00:27:53,767
WAIT A SECOND.
580
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,207
THAT'S A LUCKY KID.
581
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,247
THAT'S A WAY LUCKY KID.
582
00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:02,087
KID'S LIFE IS AWESOME.
583
00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:03,887
GOTTA RUN.
584
00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,127
SEE YOU AT THE GAME,
BLING.
585
00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:06,847
BLING?
OH...
586
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,127
I PUT GAS
IN THE VIPER.
OH.
587
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:09,767
Dad: THANKS.
588
00:28:09,767 --> 00:28:12,367
HEY, BLING...
IF YOU HURRY,
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.
589
00:28:12,407 --> 00:28:14,407
I'LL BE OUTSIDE
IN THE CAR.
590
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:17,087
HEY, CHAMP.
591
00:28:17,127 --> 00:28:18,807
I MADE YOU A STAR.
592
00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:21,887
YOU'RE, LIKE...
RICH AND FAMOUS,
AND...
593
00:28:21,927 --> 00:28:23,167
AND I'M...
594
00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:28,167
I'M AN ONLY CHILD.
[CHUCKLES]
595
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,167
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I DON'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER
596
00:28:30,207 --> 00:28:32,407
RUINING MY LIFE.
THIS IS...
597
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,807
WE HAVE A VIPER?
598
00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,047
HEY, WHAT'S UP,
BLING?
599
00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:47,007
GO, BLINGER.
600
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,807
HEY, IT'S BLING.
YOU THE MAN!
601
00:28:48,807 --> 00:28:49,807
HEY.
602
00:28:49,807 --> 00:28:51,887
HI, ALEX.
603
00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:55,767
[BELL RINGS]
604
00:28:55,807 --> 00:28:56,767
HI, ALEX.
605
00:28:56,807 --> 00:28:58,487
HEY.
606
00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,487
400 YARDS TODAY.
OK, BLING?
607
00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:03,927
ALL RIGHT.
608
00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:10,367
ALEX.
609
00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:15,327
HELLO!
610
00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:21,487
DIDN'T YOU
EVEN SEE ME?
611
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,367
YOU WERE GONNA MEET ME
BY THE FOUNTAIN.
612
00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:24,927
UH...
DUDE!
613
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:27,207
GARY, I DIDN'T TALK
TO HER, OK?
614
00:29:27,207 --> 00:29:29,487
I WAS JUST STANDING HERE.
I WAS JUST--
615
00:29:29,527 --> 00:29:31,407
SO?
616
00:29:31,447 --> 00:29:33,447
ARE WE, LIKE...
BREAKING UP?
617
00:29:33,487 --> 00:29:36,207
BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE SO NOT ME, BEING
DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND.
618
00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:37,447
BOYFRIEND...
619
00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:39,167
ME.
620
00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:42,327
HA!
621
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:43,327
I GOT YA!
622
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,207
HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT.
623
00:29:45,207 --> 00:29:46,407
YOU SCARED ME.
624
00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,247
WE GONNA KICK
SOME WILDCAT BUTT
TODAY, BLING?
625
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,047
YEAH!
WE'RE GONNA
MAKE 'EM SORRY
626
00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:52,047
THEY GOT ON THE BUS.
627
00:29:52,047 --> 00:29:53,207
ALL RIGHT!
628
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:56,887
"BLING"?
629
00:29:56,927 --> 00:29:58,847
LIKE IN BLING-BLING?
630
00:29:58,887 --> 00:30:01,207
DUDE,
THE PARTY STILL ON,
YOUR PLACE?
631
00:30:01,287 --> 00:30:02,367
PARTY.
632
00:30:02,407 --> 00:30:03,887
HELLO?!
633
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:04,887
AFTER THE GAME!
634
00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:07,127
AT MY PLACE. UM...
635
00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:10,567
YEAH. YEAH.
I MEAN, YEAH!
636
00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,087
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
637
00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:12,887
OHHH!
638
00:30:12,887 --> 00:30:15,367
LANSING. EAT GOOD
BEFORE THE GAME, EH?
639
00:30:15,407 --> 00:30:17,447
LOTS OF CARBS.
640
00:30:17,487 --> 00:30:18,367
OK.
641
00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:20,087
[BELL RINGS]
WE'RE READY
TO PLAY, COACH.
642
00:30:20,127 --> 00:30:22,087
Boys: DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
643
00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:25,447
UM...I'LL MEET UP
WITH YOU LATER. OK?
644
00:30:30,487 --> 00:30:33,887
OK. OK.
FIONA'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
645
00:30:33,927 --> 00:30:36,247
YES. AND THE JOCKS
LIKE YOU.
646
00:30:36,287 --> 00:30:37,247
[SIGHS]
647
00:30:37,247 --> 00:30:39,327
HOW COULD THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF ONE LITTLE KID
648
00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:40,607
CHANGE EVERYTHING
IN YOUR LIFE?
649
00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,087
[TOILET FLUSHES]
650
00:30:43,127 --> 00:30:44,967
HEY. DRAMA CLUB...
651
00:30:45,007 --> 00:30:46,927
I'M TRYIN' OUT.
652
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:51,287
[BELL RINGS]
653
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,607
HEY, ABBS.
654
00:30:52,647 --> 00:30:54,607
WHAT...
ARE YOU DOING?
655
00:30:54,607 --> 00:30:56,007
UM...
656
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,927
SITTING DOWN.
[CHUCKLES]
657
00:30:57,927 --> 00:30:59,127
HERE?
658
00:30:59,127 --> 00:31:01,327
THAT IS NOT
YOUR SEAT. HELLO!
659
00:31:02,207 --> 00:31:05,287
I KNOW.
I WAS JUST, UM...
660
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,087
SAYING HI TO ABBY.
661
00:31:09,127 --> 00:31:10,407
WHY?
WHY?
662
00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:14,247
MR. LANSING,
WOULD YOU KINDLY TAKE
YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT
663
00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:16,127
SO WE CAN BEGIN?
664
00:31:16,127 --> 00:31:17,527
YEAH.
665
00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:19,127
RIGHT.
666
00:31:24,127 --> 00:31:26,407
NOT THAT SEAT,
EITHER.
I KNEW THAT.
667
00:31:29,607 --> 00:31:30,967
[SNAP]
668
00:31:31,607 --> 00:31:33,207
[CHUCKLES]
669
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,247
Boy: BRAVO.
670
00:31:39,287 --> 00:31:41,447
Girl: YEAH, BRAVO!
671
00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:46,967
OK. LAST WEEK'S ESSAYS.
672
00:31:53,487 --> 00:31:55,487
B+. THAT'S SWEET.
673
00:31:55,487 --> 00:31:57,007
[CHUCKLES]
674
00:31:57,687 --> 00:32:00,087
KING BLING JOCK THING
GETS A B+.
675
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,087
WHAT?
676
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,407
OH, NEVER MIND.
YOU KNOW,
677
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,167
PART OF GOIN' TO SCHOOL
IS FIGURIN' OUT
THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR.
678
00:32:05,207 --> 00:32:07,527
GREAT GAME LAST FRIDAY,
BY THE WAY.
679
00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:09,607
[CHUCKLES] THANKS.
680
00:32:09,647 --> 00:32:11,967
Teacher: OK, CLASS.
681
00:32:12,007 --> 00:32:13,407
LET'S REVIEW WHAT
YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW
682
00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:15,407
ABOUT THE
PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE.
683
00:32:15,447 --> 00:32:17,207
YAY, RAIDER MEN!
684
00:32:17,247 --> 00:32:19,207
HOW DO WE WANT IT?
HOW DO WE WANT IT?
685
00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,967
GO, TEAM, GO!
686
00:32:21,047 --> 00:32:22,327
[CHEERING]
687
00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:24,607
OK. AS USUAL,
WE RUN THE OFFENSE
THROUGH ALEX.
688
00:32:24,647 --> 00:32:26,367
WHAT?
689
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,367
[LOUD GULP]
690
00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:30,527
WHAT A...
691
00:32:30,527 --> 00:32:32,367
WHAT A...GOOD IDEA.
[CHUCKLES]
692
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,767
I'M SO GLAD
YOU THINK SO.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
693
00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:37,207
OK, COME ON!
LET'S DO IT!
694
00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,647
COME ON,
HUDDLE UP THERE!
COME ON!
695
00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:40,127
HERE WE GO, GUYS.
OK!
696
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,567
1, 2, 3! RAIDERS!
697
00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:44,247
COME ON, GUYS!
CLEAR IT OUT!
698
00:32:44,287 --> 00:32:45,687
LET'S TAKE IT
TO 'EM!
699
00:32:45,727 --> 00:32:47,207
GARY. HEY, UM...
700
00:32:47,247 --> 00:32:49,447
YOU KNOW
WHAT POSITION
YOU PLAY, RIGHT?
701
00:32:49,487 --> 00:32:51,207
YEAH?
702
00:32:51,287 --> 00:32:53,647
OK. SO...
703
00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:55,247
YOU KNOW WHAT POSITION
I PLAY, RIGHT?
704
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:57,247
YEAH.
705
00:32:58,647 --> 00:33:01,647
GARY...WHAT POSITION
DO I PLAY?
706
00:33:01,687 --> 00:33:03,407
QUARTERBACK.
707
00:33:07,847 --> 00:33:08,807
QUARTERBACK.
708
00:33:08,807 --> 00:33:10,407
[CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY]
709
00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:13,167
OH, THIS'LL BE GOOD.
[SIGHS]
710
00:33:15,207 --> 00:33:17,287
[CROWD CHEERS]
711
00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:20,247
COME ON!
712
00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:29,047
OK, GUYS.
713
00:33:29,087 --> 00:33:31,047
QUICKER FLY,
ON 2, YEAH?
714
00:33:31,087 --> 00:33:32,247
Teammates: YEAH!
715
00:33:32,247 --> 00:33:33,367
ALL RIGHT.
716
00:33:33,407 --> 00:33:35,407
1, 2, 3.
717
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,807
All: BREAK!
718
00:33:36,847 --> 00:33:39,247
GARY, THE BALL'S
COMING TO YOU, OK?
719
00:33:39,287 --> 00:33:41,047
ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT.
720
00:33:47,687 --> 00:33:50,207
BLUE, 62...
721
00:33:51,767 --> 00:33:53,447
DOWN.
722
00:33:54,727 --> 00:33:56,647
SET.
723
00:33:56,647 --> 00:33:59,207
HUT. HUT.
724
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:03,847
UHH!
725
00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,127
[CROWD GROANS]
726
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:09,447
DAVE, SOMETHING ODD
IS GOING ON WITH ALEX.
727
00:34:11,807 --> 00:34:14,127
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
728
00:34:17,527 --> 00:34:18,367
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
729
00:34:18,407 --> 00:34:21,327
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ROLL
WITH THE POCKET.
730
00:34:23,407 --> 00:34:25,127
HEY, BUD.
731
00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:26,647
DON'T LET THAT BIG GUY
PSYCH YOU OUT.
732
00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:27,487
WHAT?
733
00:34:27,487 --> 00:34:29,647
DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT BIG KID IN CAMP?
734
00:34:29,647 --> 00:34:30,687
CAMP?
735
00:34:30,727 --> 00:34:32,327
FOOTBALL CAMP,
5 YEARS AGO.
736
00:34:32,327 --> 00:34:33,567
HE HAD YOUR NUMBER,
737
00:34:33,607 --> 00:34:35,527
BUT YOU LEARNED HOW
TO HANDLE HIM. REMEMBER?
738
00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:37,407
[CHUCKLES]
I WENT TO CAMP.
739
00:34:37,447 --> 00:34:38,527
AND EVERY YEAR SINCE,
740
00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:40,327
YOU FIGURED OUT EVEN
MORE WAYS TO BEAT 'EM.
741
00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:42,207
RIGHT, 'CAUSE
WE CAN AFFORD THAT.
742
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,207
HUH?
743
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,687
BECAUSE
I'M AN ONLY CHILD?
744
00:34:44,687 --> 00:34:46,247
YEAH.
745
00:34:46,287 --> 00:34:47,007
YOU'RE THE MAN.
746
00:34:47,047 --> 00:34:48,847
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
OUR ONE AND ONLY.
747
00:34:48,847 --> 00:34:50,407
HEY, LANSING!
748
00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:53,487
YOU BACK FROM WHATEVER
OTHER UNIVERSE YOU WERE IN?
749
00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:54,687
COME ON!
750
00:35:02,887 --> 00:35:04,487
All: BREAK!
751
00:35:10,287 --> 00:35:11,287
SET.
752
00:35:11,327 --> 00:35:12,287
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON--
753
00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,687
HUT.
754
00:35:16,527 --> 00:35:18,207
[CROWD CHEERS]
755
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,847
SET.
756
00:35:30,847 --> 00:35:32,287
HA HA!
757
00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,847
HUT!
758
00:35:44,927 --> 00:35:47,807
YEAH! WHOO!
759
00:35:56,567 --> 00:35:57,767
WHOO!
760
00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:06,407
Crowd: GO, BLING, GO!
761
00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,287
HEY, GOOD PARTY.
762
00:36:20,287 --> 00:36:21,927
THANKS.
763
00:36:22,687 --> 00:36:25,247
BLING, YOU ROCK!
764
00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:36,967
AH...
765
00:36:36,967 --> 00:36:38,847
MY MOM'S
FAVORITE MAGAZINE.
766
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,407
DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
767
00:36:44,447 --> 00:36:46,927
SORRY. I LEFT
MY EARPLUGS IN THE CAR.
768
00:36:46,967 --> 00:36:48,687
WHAT?
769
00:36:48,727 --> 00:36:50,487
ALEX!
770
00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:54,567
SO, WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WITH YOU AT THE START
OF THE GAME ANYWAY?
771
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:55,807
YOU LOOKED
TOTALLY CLUELESS.
772
00:36:55,807 --> 00:36:58,647
I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE
I'M ACTUALLY FROM
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.
773
00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:00,647
BEFORE THE GAME TODAY,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
POSITION I PLAYED.
774
00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:01,807
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
775
00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:02,807
DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, OK?
776
00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:04,807
YEAH, YEAH,
NO PROBLEM. I, UH--
777
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,687
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
ROLLER BLADING TOMORROW?
778
00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:12,647
ROLLER BLADING? HELLO?
779
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,767
FIRST OFF, FREAKS
ROLLER BLADE, OK?
780
00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:17,487
AND SECOND OFF, WE'RE
TAKING THE PHOTOS FOR
OUR MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
781
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,647
MATCHING T-SHIRTS?
782
00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:21,607
OH, BLING, YOU WON'T
BELIEVE IT, MAN.
783
00:37:21,647 --> 00:37:23,607
THE CHICKEN GEEK
IS HERE. COME ON!
784
00:37:23,687 --> 00:37:25,447
EXCUSE ME.
785
00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:28,327
HEY, ABBS.
786
00:37:29,487 --> 00:37:31,407
Party guests:
CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!
787
00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:32,847
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
788
00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,487
WHAT'S GOING ON?
789
00:37:34,527 --> 00:37:37,007
YOUR HONORS, BLING.
790
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:39,367
CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!
791
00:37:39,407 --> 00:37:40,527
CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!
792
00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:41,847
JAMES.
793
00:37:44,687 --> 00:37:46,047
CHICKEN BOY!
794
00:37:46,087 --> 00:37:50,287
OH, FORGET IT.
I'LL DO IT.
795
00:37:51,847 --> 00:37:54,847
[GUESTS LAUGHING
AND CHEERING]
796
00:38:04,927 --> 00:38:06,847
Alex:
HEY, JAMES! WAIT!
797
00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:08,047
JAMES!
798
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,967
JAMES!
799
00:38:32,087 --> 00:38:33,727
HE'S RICH,
HE'S FAMOUS,
800
00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:36,407
AND HE'S ALL
OVER THE PLACE.
801
00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:39,607
JAMES.
802
00:38:39,647 --> 00:38:42,887
HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
803
00:38:42,927 --> 00:38:44,607
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
804
00:38:46,887 --> 00:38:48,087
WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
DONE WITH ME YET?
805
00:38:48,127 --> 00:38:49,927
NO, I...
806
00:38:49,967 --> 00:38:51,447
I CAME BY TO APOLOGIZE.
807
00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:55,367
DON'T EVEN BOTHER,
SUPERJOCK.
808
00:38:58,927 --> 00:39:00,927
HEY, HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
809
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:02,647
I GOT TO SHOW YOU
THIS COLLECTION YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO BELIEVE, MAN.
810
00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:04,807
A WHOLE ALBUM
OF PRE-1700's.
811
00:39:04,847 --> 00:39:05,887
PRE WHAT?
812
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:06,927
COINS.
813
00:39:06,967 --> 00:39:08,447
AND YOU WANT
TO SHOW ME THIS BECAUSE?
814
00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:09,727
I--
ALEX!
815
00:39:09,767 --> 00:39:11,927
SARA SAID YOU WERE
TALKING TO ABBY RICHARDSON.
816
00:39:11,927 --> 00:39:13,047
AT THE PARTY?
817
00:39:13,047 --> 00:39:15,407
UH, I SAID HI?
818
00:39:15,447 --> 00:39:17,567
AND NOW I FIND YOU
TALKING TO...
819
00:39:17,607 --> 00:39:19,047
JAMES COOPER.
820
00:39:19,087 --> 00:39:20,607
THANK YOU.
821
00:39:20,607 --> 00:39:21,967
WHAT IS GOING ON, ALEX?
822
00:39:22,007 --> 00:39:23,847
WHAT?
823
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:25,447
HOW DO YOU THINK
THIS MAKES ME LOOK?
824
00:39:25,487 --> 00:39:26,607
HOW?
825
00:39:26,607 --> 00:39:29,807
GIVE ME AN "L,"
GIVE ME ON "O,"
GIVE ME AN S-S-E-R-S.
826
00:39:29,807 --> 00:39:31,007
WHAT'S IT SPELL?
827
00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,967
LOSERS?
828
00:39:35,767 --> 00:39:36,847
THANK YOU.
829
00:39:36,887 --> 00:39:38,487
NOT JUST LOSERS,
830
00:39:38,487 --> 00:39:39,647
MASSIVE, EL GRANDE,
831
00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:41,487
MEGA-LOSERS.
832
00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:42,967
NO OFFENSE.
833
00:39:43,007 --> 00:39:44,007
YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND.
834
00:39:44,047 --> 00:39:45,727
I HAVE AN IMAGE TO UPHOLD.
835
00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:47,167
ARE YOU, LIKE,
GOING WEIRD OR ANYTHING?
836
00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:49,647
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO NOT ME
HAVING A WEIRD BOYFRIEND.
837
00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:51,487
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
RIGHT NOW.
838
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,727
HEY, ABBS.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
839
00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:07,167
YOU? YOU WANT
TO SIT WITH US?
840
00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:08,967
YEAH.
841
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:09,967
STOP. HALT.
842
00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:11,807
IS THIS SOME KIND
OF JOCK JOKE?
843
00:40:11,847 --> 00:40:13,447
WHAT?
844
00:40:13,487 --> 00:40:14,727
NO.
845
00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:15,847
NO, ABBS, JUST
LET ME EXPLAIN--
846
00:40:15,887 --> 00:40:16,927
FIRST OF ALL,
847
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,887
IF YOU CALL ME "ABBS"
ONE MORE TIME,
848
00:40:18,927 --> 00:40:19,927
YOU WILL REGRET IT.
849
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:21,007
AND SECOND,
850
00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:22,967
GO AWAY.
851
00:40:23,007 --> 00:40:25,687
LOOK,I--I KNOW
I'M DIFFERENT, BUT...
852
00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:27,487
ABBS, IF YOU JUST
GIVE ME A CHANCE--
853
00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:29,047
GOT MILK?
854
00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:41,167
[ALL LAUGHING]
855
00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:51,167
[DOG'S STOMACH GRUMBLES,
PASSES GAS]
856
00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:54,807
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
857
00:40:54,847 --> 00:40:56,127
COME IN.
858
00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:58,207
YO, BLING.
WHAT UP?
859
00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,727
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
860
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:02,407
COME ON. I'M HIP.
861
00:41:02,567 --> 00:41:03,887
RIGHT?
862
00:41:03,887 --> 00:41:05,247
I CAN TALK THE LINE.
863
00:41:05,287 --> 00:41:07,167
RIGHT.
864
00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:08,007
YOU, UH,
865
00:41:08,047 --> 00:41:10,047
REDISCOVERING
THE OLD COLLECTION, HUH?
866
00:41:11,607 --> 00:41:13,127
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
867
00:41:13,207 --> 00:41:15,247
YOU HAVEN'T
TOUCHED THOSE COINS
SINCE FOREVER.
868
00:41:15,247 --> 00:41:19,047
REALLY? I FORGOT
HOW AWESOME IT IS.
869
00:41:19,047 --> 00:41:20,287
NOT THAT MANY ANCIENTS.
870
00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:22,007
NO DIDRACHMS OR HEMIDRACHMS
OR ANYTHING,
871
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,127
BUT IT'S STILL AWESOME.
872
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:26,127
AWESOME INVESTMENT, TOO.
873
00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:27,607
SO YOU LIKE THOSE
OLD GUYS, HUH?
874
00:41:27,647 --> 00:41:29,247
YEAH, YEAH.
875
00:41:34,047 --> 00:41:35,967
ALEX,
876
00:41:36,007 --> 00:41:39,607
YOU'VE SEEMED
KIND OF...
877
00:41:39,607 --> 00:41:41,647
DISTRACTED LATELY.
878
00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:43,007
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?
879
00:41:43,047 --> 00:41:44,887
NO, NO.
880
00:41:44,927 --> 00:41:47,007
I'M KIND OF TIRED THOUGH.
I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.
881
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:48,807
OK.
882
00:41:48,847 --> 00:41:51,887
WELL, SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
883
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,647
OK.
884
00:41:57,927 --> 00:42:01,127
[WORLD OF OUR OWN PLAYING]
885
00:42:06,087 --> 00:42:09,287
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY ♪
886
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:11,087
♪ WHEN YOU COME AROUND ♪
887
00:42:11,127 --> 00:42:14,607
♪ AND THAT'S WHAT
I'VE FOUND OUT, HONEY ♪
888
00:42:14,647 --> 00:42:16,287
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU?
889
00:42:16,327 --> 00:42:19,207
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY ♪
890
00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:21,127
♪ WHEN I LEAVE YOU BEHIND ♪
891
00:42:21,127 --> 00:42:24,767
♪ IT PLAYS ON MY MIND
NOW, HONEY ♪
892
00:42:24,807 --> 00:42:25,887
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU? ♪
893
00:42:25,927 --> 00:42:27,167
♪ OH! ♪
894
00:42:27,207 --> 00:42:31,287
♪ TOOK FOR GRANTED
EVERYTHING WE HAD ♪
895
00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:36,367
♪ AS IF I'D FIND SOMEONE
WHO'S JUST LIKE YOU ♪
896
00:42:36,407 --> 00:42:39,807
♪ WE GOT A LITTLE
WORLD OF OUR OWN ♪
897
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,247
♪ I'LL TELL YOU THINGS
THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ♪
898
00:42:42,287 --> 00:42:45,327
♪ I'LL LET YOU IN
WHERE NO ONE ELSE GOES ♪
899
00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,167
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU?
900
00:42:47,207 --> 00:42:49,767
♪ AND ALL OF THE THINGS
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ♪
901
00:42:49,847 --> 00:42:52,007
♪ HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR ♪
902
00:42:52,007 --> 00:42:55,607
♪ AND ALL OF THE TIME
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW ♪
903
00:42:55,647 --> 00:42:58,047
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU? ♪
904
00:42:58,087 --> 00:43:00,687
♪ WELL, IT'S FEELING
RIGHT NOW ♪
905
00:43:00,687 --> 00:43:03,287
♪ SO LET'S
DO IT RIGHT NOW ♪
906
00:43:03,327 --> 00:43:05,167
♪ PRAYING THAT SOMEHOW... ♪
907
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,327
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE
AND SOMEONE ELSES
908
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:10,127
BY ADOPTING
A BROTHER FOR LIFE.
909
00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:13,127
YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER,
AND I GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.
910
00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:15,847
MAKE A YOUNG BOY'S
WISH COME TRUE.
911
00:43:15,847 --> 00:43:18,167
HIS LIFE WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME.
912
00:43:19,207 --> 00:43:20,087
[SIGHS]
913
00:43:20,167 --> 00:43:24,687
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,
TERENCE RUSSELL McSTEVIE.
914
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,967
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU? ♪
915
00:43:27,047 --> 00:43:29,167
♪ WE GOT A LITTLE
WORLD OF OUR OWN ♪
916
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:31,847
♪ I'LL TELL YOU THINGS
THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ♪
917
00:43:31,927 --> 00:43:35,127
♪ I'LL LET YOU IN WHERE
NO ONE ELSE GOES ♪
918
00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:36,647
♪ WHAT AM I DOING
WITHOUT YOU? ♪
919
00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:39,047
♪ AND ALL OF THE THINGS
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ♪
920
00:43:39,047 --> 00:43:41,287
♪ HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR... ♪
921
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,287
THANK YOU.
922
00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:43,287
HEY, ABBS.
923
00:43:43,327 --> 00:43:45,367
ABBY.
924
00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:48,927
EXCUSE ME.
I'M BUSY HERE, OK?
925
00:43:48,967 --> 00:43:50,767
THANK YOU, SIR.
HOPE YOU WIN.
926
00:43:50,807 --> 00:43:53,767
I COULD USE
A LITTLE LUCK.
927
00:43:54,487 --> 00:43:57,007
LARRY! HEY!
928
00:43:57,047 --> 00:43:58,687
YEAH. DO I KNOW YOU?
929
00:43:58,727 --> 00:44:02,287
YEAH. YEAH, IT'S ME.
ALEX LANSING.
930
00:44:02,327 --> 00:44:04,287
I GO TO COIN WORLD
A LOT.
931
00:44:04,327 --> 00:44:06,367
UH, WELL, I GUESS
I DON'T ANYMORE.
932
00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:07,887
ANYWAYS,
WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED?
933
00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:08,887
OH, THIS?
934
00:44:08,887 --> 00:44:10,967
I BIT THE DUST
OUTSIDE MY SHOP
935
00:44:11,007 --> 00:44:12,247
AND BROKE
A COUPLE THINGS.
936
00:44:12,247 --> 00:44:13,727
RIGHT. NO STEVIE.
937
00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:14,927
WHO?
938
00:44:14,967 --> 00:44:16,927
NOTHING. I'M SORRY.
939
00:44:16,927 --> 00:44:19,687
YEAH. WELL, I WANTED
TO RETIRE AND GET OFF MY FEET.
940
00:44:19,767 --> 00:44:21,287
I GUESS I GOT THAT WISH.
941
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:22,367
ANYWAY, MY MAN,
942
00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:24,007
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
943
00:44:24,047 --> 00:44:26,047
AND WATCH OUT
FOR FRENCH FRIES.
944
00:44:26,087 --> 00:44:27,447
ALL RIGHT.
945
00:44:27,527 --> 00:44:28,927
OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
946
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,007
DO YOU WANT TO BUY
A RAFFLE TICKET?
947
00:44:30,047 --> 00:44:31,447
YOU CAN HELP BUY
FOOD FOR THE HOMELESS.
948
00:44:31,447 --> 00:44:34,007
YOU COULD WIN A FREEZER!
949
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,927
I'LL TAKE 3.
950
00:44:38,087 --> 00:44:40,127
FILL OUT THE STUB.
951
00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:43,767
SO, ABBS--
952
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:46,447
ABBY. I'M SORRY.
I'M--ABBY.
953
00:44:46,447 --> 00:44:48,327
UM...
954
00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:50,247
SO YOU SKATE?
955
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:51,767
YEAH.
956
00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:54,807
SO, DO YOU MAYBE WANT
TO GO SKATING SOMETIME?
957
00:44:54,887 --> 00:44:55,967
I KNOW A GREAT PLACE
IN THE PARK.
958
00:44:56,007 --> 00:44:57,127
[CHUCKLES]
959
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:59,047
DID YOU LOSE
A BET OR SOMETHING?
960
00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:02,087
[LAUGHS]
WHAT--WHAT KIND OF GUY
DO YOU THINK I AM?
961
00:45:02,127 --> 00:45:03,887
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
962
00:45:03,927 --> 00:45:04,847
YEAH.
963
00:45:04,887 --> 00:45:06,967
I THINK YOU'RE THE KIND OF
MAJOR POP-STAR JOCK
964
00:45:07,007 --> 00:45:09,527
WHO HAS TO HAVE THE MAJOR
POP-STAR-CHEERLEADER-GIRLFRIEND,
965
00:45:09,527 --> 00:45:11,287
EVEN THOUGH
SHE'S MEANER THAN A SNAKE.
966
00:45:11,327 --> 00:45:15,287
AND YOU THINK THAT
THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM
REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
967
00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:16,327
AND?
968
00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:19,047
AND YOU'RE NOT
EVEN EMBARRASSED
969
00:45:19,087 --> 00:45:20,327
THAT TEACHERS
GIVE YOU BETTER GRADES
970
00:45:20,367 --> 00:45:22,807
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
THROW A LONG BOMB,
971
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:25,007
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT.
972
00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:26,527
DOES THAT
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
973
00:45:26,567 --> 00:45:29,807
YEAH, THAT PRETTY MUCH
COVERS IT, I GUESS.
974
00:45:29,847 --> 00:45:31,767
SO WHY ARE YOU EVEN
TALKING TO ME?
975
00:45:33,207 --> 00:45:35,047
I DON'T KNOW.
976
00:45:36,087 --> 00:45:37,727
YO, BLING!
HEADS UP!
977
00:45:39,007 --> 00:45:42,127
TOUCHDOWN! LANSING
CATCHES THE DEAD COW.
978
00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:45,407
EAST FREMONT
IS SO TOAST.
979
00:45:45,447 --> 00:45:48,807
Chanting: DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
980
00:45:53,247 --> 00:45:54,127
DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
DUDE DUDE DUDE.
981
00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:58,327
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
982
00:45:58,327 --> 00:46:00,847
COME ON! YEAH!
983
00:46:12,207 --> 00:46:14,847
[DOG SNORING]
984
00:46:14,887 --> 00:46:18,287
[FLY BUZZING]
985
00:46:18,327 --> 00:46:22,527
[SNORING]
986
00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:47,847
FUNNY PANCAKES.
987
00:46:52,887 --> 00:46:53,847
HEY, BLING.
988
00:46:53,887 --> 00:46:55,047
BIG DAY TODAY.
989
00:46:55,087 --> 00:46:56,007
Alex: WHAT?
990
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:58,327
ALEX, YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ANYTHING THIS MORNING.
991
00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:00,367
NO, IT'S SATURDAY.
992
00:47:02,247 --> 00:47:05,087
IT'S SATURDAY.
DAD, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO MAKE FUNNY PANCAKES?
993
00:47:05,087 --> 00:47:07,927
WOW! I FORGOT
ALL ABOUT THOSE.
994
00:47:07,967 --> 00:47:09,047
GEE, ALEX,
995
00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:11,607
I HAVEN'T MADE
FUNNY PANCAKES SINCE
YOU WERE ABOUT 5.
996
00:47:11,607 --> 00:47:13,447
THERE'S, UH,
POP-UP WAFFLES IN THE FREEZER.
997
00:47:13,527 --> 00:47:14,927
YOU LOVE THOSE.
998
00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:18,567
POP-UP WAFFLES?
999
00:47:20,447 --> 00:47:22,207
YOU GUYS ARE
GOING OUT THIS EARLY?
1000
00:47:22,247 --> 00:47:25,087
YOUR MOM'S DRAGGING ME
INTO THAT DENSE FOREST
SHE WORKS WITH.
1001
00:47:25,087 --> 00:47:28,087
YOU KNOW, THE PARTNER'S
BIG TENTH ANNIVERSARY
THING FOR THE FIRM.
1002
00:47:28,167 --> 00:47:30,607
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S THE SAME DAY AS YOUR DEAL.
1003
00:47:30,607 --> 00:47:31,527
WHAT?
1004
00:47:31,567 --> 00:47:33,447
BUT IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE
TO SNEAK AWAY EARLY.
1005
00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:35,567
WE'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL AT 8:00.
1006
00:47:35,607 --> 00:47:36,607
FOR WHAT?
1007
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:38,047
THE ATHLETIC AWARD.
1008
00:47:38,087 --> 00:47:40,287
THE HARBOR HIGH
CIVIC PRIDE AWARDS.
1009
00:47:40,287 --> 00:47:43,567
THE MALE ATHLETIC AWARD?
ALEX LANSING?
1010
00:47:43,607 --> 00:47:45,407
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
1011
00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:48,207
OH, NO! OH, NO!
HE FORGOT!
1012
00:47:48,247 --> 00:47:49,967
THAT'S MY FAULT.
1013
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:50,847
I'M SORRY, ALEX.
1014
00:47:50,887 --> 00:47:53,167
IT'S--IT'S--IT'S JUST BEEN
SO NUTS AT WORK.
1015
00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:54,447
UH, YOUR SUIT IS READY,
1016
00:47:54,447 --> 00:47:57,087
AND GARY'S FOLKS ARE
PICKING YOU UP AT 7:30.
1017
00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:58,127
OH, AND HONEY,
1018
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,087
THERE'S A BOX OF
OLD TOYS AND STUFF
1019
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,487
FOR THE CHARITY DRIVE
IN THE ATTIC.
1020
00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:02,567
IT SAYS, "GIVE AWAY."
1021
00:48:02,607 --> 00:48:04,327
BRING IT DOWN FOR ME,
WILL YA?
1022
00:48:04,407 --> 00:48:07,967
LATER, SUPERSTAR.
1023
00:48:12,487 --> 00:48:13,527
OK.
1024
00:48:13,567 --> 00:48:14,967
WHATEVER KIND
OF GUY I AM NOW,
1025
00:48:14,967 --> 00:48:17,327
I DO NOT LOVE
POP-UP WAFFLES.
1026
00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:18,967
[TIRES SCREECH]
1027
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:25,647
Woman on TV: AAH!
1028
00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:39,167
WHAT?
1029
00:48:58,527 --> 00:49:01,647
STEVIE LOVED
THESE HAND-ME-DOWNS.
1030
00:49:15,207 --> 00:49:16,567
AAH!
1031
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:29,647
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1032
00:49:34,047 --> 00:49:36,247
THANK YOU, MELODY.
1033
00:49:36,287 --> 00:49:38,247
LAST AND CERTAINLY
NOT LEAST,
1034
00:49:38,287 --> 00:49:40,487
OUR FINAL RECIPIENT
HAS DEMONS--
1035
00:49:43,207 --> 00:49:44,447
HAS DEMONSTRATED
1036
00:49:44,487 --> 00:49:46,567
HIS COMMITMENT
TO EXCELLENCE IN ATHLETICS.
1037
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:50,407
AND HE'S DONE IT
WITH THE HIGHEST
DEGREE OF SPORTSMANSHIP.
1038
00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:52,247
I'M SPEAKING
OF COURSE OF--
1039
00:49:52,287 --> 00:49:53,767
GO, DUDE!
1040
00:49:53,807 --> 00:49:55,247
All: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
1041
00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:58,567
RIGHT. GO DUDE.
1042
00:49:58,567 --> 00:50:00,567
THANK YOU.
1043
00:50:00,607 --> 00:50:02,127
ALEX LANSING.
1044
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,527
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1045
00:50:16,607 --> 00:50:18,087
COOL!
1046
00:50:21,567 --> 00:50:23,767
STEVIE.
1047
00:50:29,567 --> 00:50:31,287
I, UM...
1048
00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:35,807
I DON'T REALLY
DESERVE THIS,
1049
00:50:35,847 --> 00:50:39,447
BECAUSE, WELL...
1050
00:50:39,487 --> 00:50:43,207
I'M NOT REALLY
THE ALEX LANSING
THAT YOU SEE UP HERE.
1051
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:47,727
THE REAL ALEX LANSING
LIVES IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT...
1052
00:50:47,767 --> 00:50:50,767
DIMENSION OR SOMETHING.
1053
00:50:52,127 --> 00:50:53,407
HE'S A MAJOR LOSER.
1054
00:50:53,447 --> 00:50:56,607
HE CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL.
1055
00:50:56,647 --> 00:50:57,847
HE'S GOT A LITTLE
BROTHER NAMED STEVIE
1056
00:50:57,887 --> 00:51:00,767
WHO HE BLAMED FOR
THINGS THAT WEREN'T
REALLY HIS FAULT AT ALL
1057
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:03,807
AND MADE HIM DISAPPEAR.
1058
00:51:03,847 --> 00:51:05,127
POOF.
1059
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:06,647
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
1060
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:10,407
[GULP]
1061
00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:15,527
WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD
IF THINGS LIKE THAT
COULD REALLY HAPPEN?
1062
00:51:15,567 --> 00:51:18,127
OF COURSE,
THEY CAN'T.
1063
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,807
[GROUP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
1064
00:51:19,847 --> 00:51:21,487
BUT WHAT IF THEY DID?
1065
00:51:21,487 --> 00:51:23,847
I MEAN, WINNING AWARDS
IS GREAT AND ALL,
1066
00:51:23,887 --> 00:51:28,647
BUT THERE'S...
OTHER STUFF.
1067
00:51:28,687 --> 00:51:31,127
SO...
1068
00:51:31,167 --> 00:51:33,287
TRY TO APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU GOT,
1069
00:51:33,287 --> 00:51:35,687
'CAUSE SOMEDAY
IT MIGHT NOT BE THERE,
1070
00:51:35,687 --> 00:51:37,767
AND YOU'RE
REALLY, REALLY...
1071
00:51:37,807 --> 00:51:39,207
GOING TO MISS HIM.
1072
00:51:42,807 --> 00:51:45,527
IT. IT.
1073
00:51:45,527 --> 00:51:47,447
THAT'S ALL.
1074
00:51:47,487 --> 00:51:48,527
THANKS.
1075
00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:51,607
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1076
00:52:18,447 --> 00:52:20,887
OK, IT WAS NOT
YOUR TYPICAL
THANK-YOU SPEECH,
1077
00:52:20,927 --> 00:52:22,607
BUT I THINK
IT WAS VERY...
1078
00:52:22,647 --> 00:52:23,447
ORIGINAL.
1079
00:52:23,487 --> 00:52:25,887
THE PARKERS THOUGHT
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
1080
00:52:25,887 --> 00:52:27,927
YAY FOR ME.
1081
00:52:28,007 --> 00:52:31,407
I KNOW WHAT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
1082
00:52:31,447 --> 00:52:33,327
A POP-UP WAFFLE.
1083
00:52:35,367 --> 00:52:38,287
NO, NO, MOM, I DON'T WANT
A POP-UP WAFFLE, OK?
1084
00:52:38,327 --> 00:52:40,247
I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK.
1085
00:52:40,247 --> 00:52:43,367
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY.
1086
00:52:45,607 --> 00:52:46,767
[SIGHS]
1087
00:52:52,727 --> 00:52:54,807
[FLY BUZZING]
1088
00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:00,567
HE'S HERE...
1089
00:53:00,607 --> 00:53:02,287
DOING A TV SHOW.
1090
00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,927
ALEX,
1091
00:53:04,927 --> 00:53:05,967
WE NEED TO TALK.
1092
00:53:06,007 --> 00:53:07,927
THIS STEVIE DEAL--
1093
00:53:07,927 --> 00:53:10,287
THERE'S NO STEVIE.
1094
00:53:10,327 --> 00:53:12,767
NO. TERENCE RUSSELL
McCORMACK, ACTOR.
1095
00:53:12,807 --> 00:53:14,607
SEE?
1096
00:53:58,007 --> 00:53:59,327
OH!
1097
00:54:21,807 --> 00:54:23,847
OH!
AAH!
1098
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:31,407
UHH! SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
1099
00:54:31,447 --> 00:54:32,407
JAMES.
1100
00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:34,727
OH, MAN.
1101
00:54:34,767 --> 00:54:37,527
SUPERJOCK STRIKES AGAIN!
1102
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:40,047
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ANYWAY?
1103
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:42,327
I, UM...
1104
00:54:42,367 --> 00:54:43,607
I...
1105
00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:45,567
I JUST CAME BY TO SEE
TERENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK.
1106
00:54:45,607 --> 00:54:47,367
MY MOM'S
A BIG FAN, AND I...
1107
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:51,367
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL
IF I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH.
1108
00:54:51,367 --> 00:54:52,647
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1109
00:54:52,687 --> 00:54:55,887
TAKING HIM SOME CHICKEN.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
1110
00:54:55,887 --> 00:54:57,847
WHO?
1111
00:54:57,887 --> 00:55:00,727
TERENCE RUSSELL McTHING,
OR WHATEVER--THE KID.
1112
00:55:00,727 --> 00:55:01,927
I'LL TAKE IT.
1113
00:55:02,927 --> 00:55:04,367
WHAT? NO WAY!
1114
00:55:05,607 --> 00:55:08,567
AW! REAL GOOD!
1115
00:55:10,967 --> 00:55:13,047
I'M GOING TO GET FIRED.
1116
00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:15,927
JAMES,
1117
00:55:16,007 --> 00:55:18,567
I SERIOUSLY
HAVE TO DELIVER
THAT CHICKEN, OK?
1118
00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:19,407
IT'S PERSONAL.
1119
00:55:19,447 --> 00:55:22,727
I GOT TO GET THE MONEY.
THIS IS MY JOB.
1120
00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:32,727
WHAT? I DON'T GET A TIP?
1121
00:55:37,447 --> 00:55:38,607
IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.
1122
00:55:42,727 --> 00:55:45,087
I'LL NEED THE BIKE
AND UNIFORM BACK BY 5:00.
1123
00:55:45,127 --> 00:55:47,927
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE
WHEN YOU DELIVER THE CHICKEN.
1124
00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:50,047
COMPANY PROTOCOL.
1125
00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:25,447
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1126
00:56:25,487 --> 00:56:26,607
CAN I HELP YOU?
1127
00:56:26,647 --> 00:56:28,687
YEAH, I HAVE
A CHICKEN DELIVERY
1128
00:56:28,727 --> 00:56:30,527
FOR TERENCE
RUSSELL McCORMACK.
1129
00:56:31,807 --> 00:56:32,807
JAMIE?
1130
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:34,087
THE KID ORDER CHICKEN?
1131
00:56:34,087 --> 00:56:35,527
Jamie on walkie-talkie:
UH, ROGER, ROGER.
1132
00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:36,647
ROGER.
1133
00:56:36,647 --> 00:56:37,807
OK. THAT WAY.
1134
00:56:37,807 --> 00:56:39,567
THANKS.
1135
00:56:39,607 --> 00:56:41,687
SO THE KID JUST ASKS,
"YOU GOT ANY KIDS?"
1136
00:56:41,727 --> 00:56:43,447
AND I SAY,"YEAH.
YEAH, I HAVE."
1137
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:44,887
HE SAYS, "WHAT SHOW
ARE THEY ON?"
1138
00:56:44,927 --> 00:56:46,927
IS THAT SAD OR WHAT?
1139
00:56:59,607 --> 00:57:01,127
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
1140
00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:03,007
IT'S ALL
MY BROTHER'S FAULT.
1141
00:57:03,007 --> 00:57:06,087
I WAS JUST FINE
UNTIL HE ALTERED
MY ENTIRE REALITY.
1142
00:57:06,127 --> 00:57:07,527
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS GOING TO WORK.
1143
00:57:07,567 --> 00:57:08,887
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
I'M SORRY.
1144
00:57:09,887 --> 00:57:11,967
DID YOU FORGET
THE SPECIAL SAUCE AGAIN?
1145
00:57:12,007 --> 00:57:15,207
NO--NO. NEVER MIND.
IT'S ALL THERE.
1146
00:57:19,767 --> 00:57:21,647
THIS CHICKEN'S DIRTY.
1147
00:57:21,687 --> 00:57:24,007
YOU--YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME?
1148
00:57:24,047 --> 00:57:26,087
OH, MY GOSH!
1149
00:57:26,127 --> 00:57:27,567
YOU'RE...
1150
00:57:27,607 --> 00:57:29,647
YOU'RE
THE CHICKEN GUY.
1151
00:57:29,687 --> 00:57:31,767
WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
1152
00:57:31,807 --> 00:57:34,567
OH, OK.
1153
00:57:34,647 --> 00:57:36,047
HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1154
00:57:36,087 --> 00:57:37,967
IT'S ME. ALEX.
1155
00:57:39,207 --> 00:57:40,727
[SOFTLY] OK.
1156
00:57:40,767 --> 00:57:42,167
"ME ALEX."
1157
00:57:45,687 --> 00:57:47,047
YOU CAN GO NOW.
1158
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,647
WAIT.
1159
00:57:52,567 --> 00:57:54,167
WHAT SOUNDED BETTER?
1160
00:57:54,247 --> 00:57:56,167
"IT'S ALL
MY BROTHERS FAULT,"
1161
00:57:56,207 --> 00:57:58,087
OR "IT'S ALL MY
BROTHER'S FAULT?"
1162
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,567
I'M NOT--
1163
00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,807
SIT DOWN A MINUTE.
1164
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,687
BROCCOLI?
1165
00:58:04,727 --> 00:58:06,247
UH, NO, THANKS.
1166
00:58:06,247 --> 00:58:08,127
I DON'T LIKE 'EM EITHER.
1167
00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:10,167
THEY WON'T LET ME
HAVE COOKIES.
1168
00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:12,167
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
DON'T SHOW IT TO ME.
1169
00:58:13,967 --> 00:58:16,087
PUT IT BACK, ANYWHERE.
PUT IT BACK.
1170
00:58:17,287 --> 00:58:18,687
CAN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION?
1171
00:58:18,727 --> 00:58:19,887
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
1172
00:58:19,927 --> 00:58:21,247
UM, NO.
1173
00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:23,807
DO YOU--DO YOU
LIKE YOUR LIFE?
1174
00:58:23,847 --> 00:58:25,887
NO?!
1175
00:58:25,927 --> 00:58:28,767
IT NEVER WORKS!
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
1176
00:58:30,367 --> 00:58:31,927
DO YOU LIKE
YOUR FAMILY?
1177
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,247
BUT OF COURSE.
1178
00:58:34,287 --> 00:58:36,687
I HAVE A WONDERFUL MOTHER
WHO I JUST SAW LAST WEEK
1179
00:58:36,727 --> 00:58:38,927
AND A WONDERFUL FATHER
SOMEPLACE IN ARIZONA.
1180
00:58:38,967 --> 00:58:40,607
Woman: I THINK HE'LL
BE PERFECT FOR THE PART.
1181
00:58:40,607 --> 00:58:41,927
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
1182
00:58:41,927 --> 00:58:44,967
OH, AND WONDERFUL
BABY WRANGLER NAMED ZOE.
1183
00:58:44,967 --> 00:58:48,007
AH. WHO HASN'T HAD
ENOUGH ENERGY TODAY?
1184
00:58:48,047 --> 00:58:49,847
AND WHO HASN'T BEEN
SMILING ENOUGH?
1185
00:58:49,847 --> 00:58:51,767
SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE.
1186
00:58:51,767 --> 00:58:54,047
SMILE, SMILE, SMILE.
1187
00:58:54,087 --> 00:58:55,287
[LAUGHS]
1188
00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,767
[SIGHS]
1189
00:58:59,967 --> 00:59:00,927
WHO ARE YOU?
1190
00:59:00,967 --> 00:59:04,087
I'M HIS...
1191
00:59:04,127 --> 00:59:05,767
I'M THE CHICKEN GUY.
1192
00:59:05,807 --> 00:59:06,807
HUH.
1193
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,647
OK, SWEETIE BOY,
1194
00:59:08,647 --> 00:59:09,767
THEY'RE ALMOST
READY FOR YOU.
1195
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:11,647
OH, AND I JUST READ
A NEW SCRIPT FOR YOU.
1196
00:59:11,647 --> 00:59:15,327
THIS TIME YOU PLAY A REAL,
REGULAR, ORDINARY KID.
1197
00:59:22,967 --> 00:59:25,087
A REGULAR KID...
1198
00:59:25,127 --> 00:59:26,887
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THAT.
1199
00:59:26,967 --> 00:59:28,807
I COULD SHOW YOU.
1200
00:59:28,807 --> 00:59:30,007
YOU COULD
COME BY MY HOUSE.
1201
00:59:30,007 --> 00:59:31,607
I COULD?
YEAH, YEAH.
1202
00:59:31,647 --> 00:59:33,767
1721 WYSTERIA DRIVE.
STOP BY ANYTIME.
1203
00:59:35,087 --> 00:59:37,327
I GOT TO GO BACK
TO L.A. TOMORROW.
1204
00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:40,327
YOU KNOW, YOU HAD
A LOT MORE FUN WHEN
YOU WERE MY BROTHER.
1205
00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:42,647
WHEN DID I PLAY
YOUR BROTHER?
1206
00:59:42,687 --> 00:59:44,167
IN REAL LIFE.
1207
00:59:44,207 --> 00:59:46,167
I WAS TEACHING YOU
HOW TO THROW A SPIRAL.
1208
00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:48,247
YOU WERE BASICALLY
DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1209
00:59:48,287 --> 00:59:49,447
I HAD TO KICK YOU OUT
OF MY ROOM A LOT.
1210
00:59:49,487 --> 00:59:53,007
BUT WE PLAYED
GAMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE
SLIME WARS, SEEFOOD.
1211
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:54,687
THAT'S WHERE YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
1212
00:59:54,727 --> 00:59:56,687
AND YOU SHOW
EVERYBODY WHAT YOU ATE.
1213
00:59:57,727 --> 01:00:00,007
SECURITY!
1214
01:00:00,007 --> 01:00:01,207
WAIT.
1215
01:00:01,207 --> 01:00:02,207
SECURITY!
1216
01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:03,367
THERE'S
A LUNATIC IN HERE
1217
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,767
WHO THINKS
I'M HIS BROTHER!
1218
01:00:07,047 --> 01:00:08,687
I WASN'T GONNA
HURT HIM, OK?
1219
01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:10,007
WE WERE JUST
TALKING.
1220
01:00:10,047 --> 01:00:11,767
I KNOW.
1221
01:00:11,847 --> 01:00:14,207
SO I GUESS HIS LIFE
ISN'T AS HAPPY
AS I THOUGHT.
1222
01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:16,807
HAPPY? POOR KID.
1223
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,287
I WOULDN'T
WISH HIS LIFE ON A DOG.
1224
01:00:35,967 --> 01:00:37,687
♪ MAKIN' MY WAY DOWNTOWN ♪
1225
01:00:37,727 --> 01:00:38,807
♪ WALKIN' FAST ♪
1226
01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:40,967
♪ FACES PASSIN',
I'M HOME BOUND ♪
1227
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,407
♪ STARIN' BLANKLY AHEAD ♪
1228
01:00:47,407 --> 01:00:48,727
♪ JUST MAKIN' MY WAY ♪
1229
01:00:48,767 --> 01:00:53,207
♪ MAKIN' MY WAY
THROUGH THE CROWD ♪
1230
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,847
♪ AND I NEED YOU ♪
1231
01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,327
♪ AND I MISS YOU ♪
1232
01:01:02,327 --> 01:01:06,087
♪ AND NOW I WONDER ♪
1233
01:01:06,127 --> 01:01:08,247
♪ IF I COULD FALL ♪
1234
01:01:08,247 --> 01:01:11,007
♪ INTO THE SKY ♪
1235
01:01:11,047 --> 01:01:13,207
♪ DO YOU THINK TIME ♪
1236
01:01:13,247 --> 01:01:16,167
♪ WOULD PASS ME BY? ♪
1237
01:01:16,207 --> 01:01:20,127
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES ♪
1238
01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:26,367
♪ IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU ♪
1239
01:01:26,407 --> 01:01:30,887
♪ IF I COULD FALL
INTO THE SKY ♪
1240
01:01:30,967 --> 01:01:34,047
♪ DO YOU THINK TIME ♪
1241
01:01:34,087 --> 01:01:36,127
♪ WOULD PASS ME BY? ♪
1242
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:40,287
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES ♪
1243
01:01:40,327 --> 01:01:44,887
♪ IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU ♪
1244
01:01:45,807 --> 01:01:49,167
♪ IF I COULD JUST
HOLD YOU ♪
1245
01:01:49,207 --> 01:01:51,207
[GOBBLING]
1246
01:01:51,247 --> 01:01:53,847
♪ TONIGHT ♪
1247
01:01:53,887 --> 01:01:56,047
GOOBLE GOBBLE.
1248
01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:57,447
HEY, WAIT!
1249
01:01:57,487 --> 01:02:00,167
HEY, WAIT! HEY!
1250
01:02:00,247 --> 01:02:02,327
STOP! HEY!
1251
01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:21,767
[WHISTLES]
1252
01:02:25,487 --> 01:02:29,207
[HUMMING]
1253
01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:33,807
HMM?
1254
01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:35,327
STOP THE CAR!
STOP THE CAR!
1255
01:02:35,327 --> 01:02:37,127
PULL OVER!
1256
01:02:43,487 --> 01:02:44,447
HEY!
1257
01:02:44,487 --> 01:02:46,887
STEVIE--I MEAN,
TERENCE.
1258
01:02:46,927 --> 01:02:47,887
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
1259
01:02:47,927 --> 01:02:49,567
NOTHIN'.
I'M DONE FOR THE DAY.
1260
01:02:49,607 --> 01:02:51,167
I'M GOIN' BACK
TO THE HOTEL.
1261
01:02:51,207 --> 01:02:52,207
HOW COME YOU'RE
TALKIN' TO ME?
1262
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,007
DIDN'T YOU JUST
KICK ME OUT OF YOUR
DRESSING ROOM?
1263
01:02:54,047 --> 01:02:55,567
FORGET ABOUT IT.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
1264
01:02:55,607 --> 01:02:57,407
NO PLACE.
1265
01:02:57,447 --> 01:02:59,207
THAT SOUNDS WAY BETTER.
1266
01:02:59,247 --> 01:03:01,247
HEY, RON, I'M GONNA
WALK WITH MY FRIEND
FOR A WHILE.
1267
01:03:01,287 --> 01:03:02,847
I'LL CALL YOU LATER
TO PICK ME UP.
1268
01:03:02,887 --> 01:03:05,087
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOTEL.
1269
01:03:05,127 --> 01:03:07,047
SO? I WANNA HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIEND.
1270
01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:10,087
[SIGHS]
I DON'T KNOW, TERENCE.
1271
01:03:10,127 --> 01:03:11,207
YOU WANT ME
TO START SCREAMING?
1272
01:03:11,207 --> 01:03:12,207
NO.
1273
01:03:12,207 --> 01:03:13,887
OK, OK.
1274
01:03:13,887 --> 01:03:16,127
HOW ABOUT I WALK
AND YOU FOLLOW?
1275
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:20,047
ALL RIGHT, BUT STAY
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.
1276
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,287
OK.
1277
01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:26,127
THEY NEVER LET ME
DO ANYTHING.
1278
01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:27,927
YEAH.
1279
01:03:37,087 --> 01:03:38,327
HEY, DO YOU KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE
1280
01:03:38,367 --> 01:03:39,247
BETWEEN YOUR LEFT
AND YOUR RIGHT?
1281
01:03:39,247 --> 01:03:41,407
THIS IS CAMERA LEFT,
THIS IS CAMERA RIGHT.
1282
01:03:41,447 --> 01:03:42,407
OK, WHEN
I GIVE THE SIGNAL,
1283
01:03:42,407 --> 01:03:44,607
I WANT YOU TO
TURN TO YOUR LEFT
AND RUN, OK?
1284
01:03:44,647 --> 01:03:46,327
OK, WHAT'S THE SIGNAL?
1285
01:03:46,367 --> 01:03:47,927
Alex: UM...
1286
01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:49,207
I'LL SAY
"CHOCOLATE," OK?
1287
01:03:49,247 --> 01:03:50,407
OK.
1288
01:03:54,647 --> 01:03:56,047
CHOCOLATE!
1289
01:04:03,647 --> 01:04:06,087
[SIGHS]
OH, NO.
1290
01:04:08,007 --> 01:04:09,447
Alex: OK, SO HOW MUCH
TROUBLE ARE YOU IN?
1291
01:04:09,447 --> 01:04:12,087
RON WILL KEEP
LOOKING BY HIMSELF
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR,
1292
01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:13,207
THEN HE'LL CALL FOR HELP.
1293
01:04:13,247 --> 01:04:15,887
WE'RE HAVING A REAL-LIFE
ADVENTURE, RIGHT?
YOU AND ME?
1294
01:04:15,927 --> 01:04:16,887
RIGHT.
1295
01:04:16,967 --> 01:04:18,127
YEAH!
1296
01:04:20,407 --> 01:04:23,407
HEY, LOOK! IT'S
TERENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK!
1297
01:04:23,447 --> 01:04:25,607
HEY--HEY--HEY--HEY!
WAIT A MINUTE.
1298
01:04:25,607 --> 01:04:28,607
I ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE
ONE OF THESE THINGS.
1299
01:04:28,607 --> 01:04:30,567
THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME.
1300
01:04:30,647 --> 01:04:32,087
CAN I HAVE A QUARTER?
1301
01:04:32,127 --> 01:04:33,287
YEAH, YEAH.
1302
01:04:35,127 --> 01:04:36,607
[COINS CLANK]
1303
01:04:36,647 --> 01:04:37,967
OH, LOOK THERE.
1304
01:04:40,247 --> 01:04:41,447
YOU DROP THAT?
1305
01:04:41,487 --> 01:04:43,287
THANKS.
1306
01:04:53,447 --> 01:04:55,527
YEAH! WHOO!
1307
01:04:55,567 --> 01:04:57,327
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE DIDN'T GIVE HIM
THE COIN.
1308
01:04:57,367 --> 01:04:58,327
WHAT?
1309
01:04:58,327 --> 01:04:59,607
IF HE DIDN'T GIVE STEVIE
THE COIN AT THE MALL,
1310
01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:00,647
THEN HE STILL
HAS IT, RIGHT?
1311
01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:02,327
WHO--WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1312
01:05:02,367 --> 01:05:03,647
COME ON. WE HAVE
TO GET TO THE MALL
BEFORE IT CLOSES.
1313
01:05:03,647 --> 01:05:05,487
WAIT! GET ME OUT
OF THIS THING!
1314
01:05:20,527 --> 01:05:22,247
OH, NO! NO!
1315
01:05:22,287 --> 01:05:23,167
AW, IT CAN'T BE!
1316
01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:25,127
WHAT?
COIN WORLD.
IT'S OUT OF BUSINESS.
1317
01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:27,287
AW, MAN, NOW HOW AM I
GONNA FIND HIM?
1318
01:05:28,687 --> 01:05:30,727
Alex: TICKETS.
1319
01:05:30,767 --> 01:05:33,127
RAFFLE TICKETS.
1320
01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:35,367
ABBY SOLD HIM
A RAFFLE TICKET.
1321
01:05:35,367 --> 01:05:36,647
THAT'S IT.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1322
01:05:39,247 --> 01:05:40,447
NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1323
01:05:40,487 --> 01:05:43,207
BACK TO OUR OLD LIVES,
I HOPE.
1324
01:05:54,767 --> 01:05:55,727
WHO LIVES HERE?
1325
01:05:55,767 --> 01:05:57,527
JUST--JUST CHILL, OK?
1326
01:06:01,647 --> 01:06:03,647
NOW WHAT?
1327
01:06:04,567 --> 01:06:06,647
OH, ARE YOU TRYING
TO IMPRESS ME
1328
01:06:06,687 --> 01:06:08,167
JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW
A MOVIE STAR?
1329
01:06:08,207 --> 01:06:09,687
I'M NOT
A MOVIE STAR.
1330
01:06:09,727 --> 01:06:12,127
I'M A REGULAR,
ORDINARY KID.
1331
01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,127
MMM.
1332
01:06:13,207 --> 01:06:14,447
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
1333
01:06:14,487 --> 01:06:15,407
FOR WHAT?
1334
01:06:15,447 --> 01:06:17,207
YOU KNOW
THAT SPEECH I GAVE
1335
01:06:17,247 --> 01:06:18,727
AT THE AWARDS THING?
1336
01:06:18,727 --> 01:06:20,727
IT'S TRUE.
1337
01:06:23,407 --> 01:06:24,647
[DOOR CLOSES]
YOU'RE TELLING ME
1338
01:06:24,687 --> 01:06:26,127
YOU AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS,
1339
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,247
YOU WISHED
ON A MAGIC COIN,
1340
01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:28,487
HE WAS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER,
1341
01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:31,087
AND WE'RE ALL IN
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.
1342
01:06:31,127 --> 01:06:32,207
YES, YES.
1343
01:06:32,247 --> 01:06:33,367
NO. NO WAY.
1344
01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:36,287
Alex: WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU AND I
1345
01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:38,567
COULD HAVE NEVER
BEEN BEST FRIENDS.
1346
01:06:38,647 --> 01:06:41,087
OK, OK. TELL ME
HOW I KNOW THIS.
1347
01:06:41,127 --> 01:06:42,567
WHEN WE WERE 5,
YOU CRIED FOR A WEEK
1348
01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:44,767
'CAUSE YOUR SISTER TOLD YOU
ABBY WAS SHORT FOR ABNORMAL.
1349
01:06:46,167 --> 01:06:48,127
YOU'RE AFRAID OF PARROTS,
CLOWNS, AND FALLING SPACE JUNK.
1350
01:06:49,767 --> 01:06:51,567
DID YOU BRIBE MEGHAN?
1351
01:06:52,527 --> 01:06:54,727
NO, YOU TOLD ME
THOSE THINGS, ABBS.
1352
01:06:54,767 --> 01:06:56,647
LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN HELP ME, OK?
1353
01:06:56,687 --> 01:06:58,567
YOU'VE GOT LARRY'S ADDRESS
ON A RAFFLE TICKET STUB.
1354
01:06:58,607 --> 01:07:00,607
HE CAN GIVE ME THE COIN,
AND I CAN GET THE REAL
STEVIE BACK.
1355
01:07:00,607 --> 01:07:03,487
SO YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
1356
01:07:03,527 --> 01:07:05,207
THAT IN THE LIFE
WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW,
1357
01:07:05,247 --> 01:07:07,487
I JUST GOT BORN
INTO THE WRONG FAMILY?
1358
01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:08,487
EXACTLY.
1359
01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:10,127
WOW, REAL LIFE
1360
01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:12,127
IS WAY WEIRDER
THAN SHOW BUSINESS.
1361
01:07:12,127 --> 01:07:13,447
OK, LET ME
UNDERSTAND THIS.
1362
01:07:13,487 --> 01:07:15,607
YOU ARE THE MOST
SICKENINGLY
POPULAR GUY
1363
01:07:15,687 --> 01:07:17,087
AT HARPER
HIGH SCHOOL,
1364
01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:19,607
AND YOU WANNA GET
YOUR NONEXISTENT...
1365
01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:23,527
SEMI-NONEXISTENT
BROTHER BACK
AND CHANGE ALL THAT?
1366
01:07:23,567 --> 01:07:25,287
YES.
1367
01:07:26,807 --> 01:07:29,567
OK, LET'S GET BUSY.
1368
01:07:36,647 --> 01:07:39,367
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SLIP
INTO THE WRONG DIMENSIONS
ALL THE TIME.
1369
01:07:39,407 --> 01:07:41,367
LIKE, THEY FOUND THIS GUY
SOMEWHERE IN, LIKE, GEORGIA,
1370
01:07:41,407 --> 01:07:43,367
AND HE HAD THIS OLD
CIVIL WAR UNIFORM ON,
1371
01:07:43,407 --> 01:07:45,167
AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CARS OR--
1372
01:07:45,207 --> 01:07:46,407
Alex: I GOT IT!
1373
01:07:48,487 --> 01:07:51,607
NO. "LUCKY SORENSON."
1374
01:07:51,647 --> 01:07:54,367
...OR ANYTHING.
SO THEY PUT HIM
IN A HOSPITAL,
1375
01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:56,247
AND THEY GAVE HIM
COLORING BOOKS.
1376
01:07:56,287 --> 01:07:57,807
ONE TIME,
I HAD AN AGENT
1377
01:07:57,847 --> 01:07:59,687
WHO SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUSTED.
1378
01:08:01,447 --> 01:08:02,807
HE DID!
1379
01:08:03,887 --> 01:08:05,527
WHAT'S MY CAT'S NAME?
1380
01:08:05,567 --> 01:08:07,727
MR. TERWILLIGER,
BUT YOU CALL HIM TWIX.
1381
01:08:07,767 --> 01:08:11,167
YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE
SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCES
1382
01:08:11,207 --> 01:08:12,807
ARE OFTEN TREATED
LIKE OUTCASTS.
1383
01:08:12,847 --> 01:08:13,807
IN SOME COUNTRIES--
1384
01:08:13,847 --> 01:08:15,367
WHAT'S
MY FAVORITE SNACK?
1385
01:08:15,407 --> 01:08:16,847
MUSTARD AND SUGAR
SANDWICHES.
1386
01:08:16,887 --> 01:08:18,327
EWW.
1387
01:08:18,367 --> 01:08:20,847
RIGHT.
IN SOME COUNTRIES,
1388
01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:22,847
PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS
ARE GOUGED OUT AND EATEN
1389
01:08:22,847 --> 01:08:24,607
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THEY'VE SEEN TOO MUCH.
1390
01:08:24,647 --> 01:08:25,727
COOL.
1391
01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:27,527
YEAH, AND THEN EVERYBODY
WORSHIPS THEM,
1392
01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:29,727
BECAUSE THEY'RE, LIKE,
MAGIC BLIND PEOPLE.
1393
01:08:29,767 --> 01:08:31,487
I FOUND IT!
I FOUND IT!
1394
01:08:31,527 --> 01:08:35,767
I THINK.
LARRY SOMETHING
WITH A "P."
1395
01:08:38,287 --> 01:08:39,367
LARRY PENDRAGON.
1396
01:08:39,367 --> 01:08:40,647
MAYBE HE'S A WIZARD.
1397
01:08:40,727 --> 01:08:43,207
LET'S GO.
HEY, HOLD IT!
1398
01:08:43,207 --> 01:08:44,647
WE CAN'T GO
RUNNING AROUND
WITH A MOVIE STAR.
1399
01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:45,887
Alex: GOOD POINT.
1400
01:08:46,727 --> 01:08:49,647
OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.
1401
01:08:49,687 --> 01:08:51,887
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
1402
01:08:51,887 --> 01:08:55,287
YOU WANT ME
TO START SCREAMIN'?
1403
01:08:55,287 --> 01:08:56,887
THERE'LL BE
NO SCREAMING, OK?
1404
01:08:56,927 --> 01:08:58,567
YOU DO WHATEVER WE SAY.
GOT IT?
1405
01:08:58,567 --> 01:08:59,607
OK.
1406
01:08:59,647 --> 01:09:01,567
ALL RIGHT.
WE NEED A DISGUISE.
1407
01:09:04,647 --> 01:09:06,887
YOU KNOW, I BET YOUR PARENTS
ARE OUT LOOKING FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.
1408
01:09:06,927 --> 01:09:07,887
OR THE POLICE, EVEN.
1409
01:09:07,927 --> 01:09:08,807
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
1410
01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:10,367
IF I CAN FIND LARRY
AND GET THE COIN BACK,
1411
01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:11,527
NONE OF THIS
WILL HAVE EVER HAPPENED.
1412
01:09:11,567 --> 01:09:12,567
GOOD POINT.
1413
01:09:12,567 --> 01:09:14,807
[GASPING]
1414
01:09:16,407 --> 01:09:18,647
2354. HERE IT IS.
1415
01:09:18,727 --> 01:09:21,247
HOW AM I DOIN'?
1416
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:22,567
I'M DOIN' OK, RIGHT?
1417
01:09:22,567 --> 01:09:25,207
I'M NOT SCREAMING.
I'M HELPING, RIGHT?
1418
01:09:25,247 --> 01:09:26,327
Alex: YEAH.
1419
01:09:26,367 --> 01:09:27,807
YEAH.
1420
01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:45,647
6-A.
1421
01:09:53,447 --> 01:09:54,447
UH-OH.
1422
01:09:54,487 --> 01:09:55,927
THIS MUST BE
THE WRONG PLACE.
1423
01:09:55,967 --> 01:09:57,607
IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER.
1424
01:09:57,607 --> 01:09:59,847
[DOOR CREAKS]
1425
01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:02,447
WHO'S THERE?
1426
01:10:02,487 --> 01:10:03,527
OH, EXCUSE US.
1427
01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:05,367
WE'RE LOOKING FOR
LARRY PENDRAGON.
1428
01:10:05,407 --> 01:10:08,607
HE MOVED. THE STAIRS
WERE TOO MUCH.
1429
01:10:09,847 --> 01:10:11,247
GREAT.
1430
01:10:13,607 --> 01:10:16,527
UM, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE MOVED?
1431
01:10:16,567 --> 01:10:18,487
BEELER STREET.
1432
01:10:18,487 --> 01:10:22,967
THE SUNNYVILLE
RETIREMENT MANOR, OK?
1433
01:10:23,007 --> 01:10:25,327
[DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES]
1434
01:10:27,687 --> 01:10:28,847
WHAT?
1435
01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:53,847
[BELL CLANGS]
1436
01:11:00,687 --> 01:11:02,687
YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME WITH ME.
1437
01:11:04,847 --> 01:11:06,447
I WANTED TO.
1438
01:11:11,687 --> 01:11:15,367
SO WAS FIONA
YOUR GIRLFRIEND--
1439
01:11:15,367 --> 01:11:17,807
YOU KNOW,
IN YOUR OTHER LIFE?
1440
01:11:17,847 --> 01:11:19,687
NAH. NO WAY.
1441
01:11:22,047 --> 01:11:24,527
CLOSEST THING I HAD
TO A GIRLFRIEND WAS YOU.
1442
01:11:25,767 --> 01:11:27,927
I--YOU WEREN'T
MY GIRLFRIEND.
1443
01:11:27,967 --> 01:11:30,047
WE WERE JUST FRIENDS.
1444
01:11:30,047 --> 01:11:32,967
JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
1445
01:11:33,007 --> 01:11:37,727
INTERESTING.
SO ARE YOU, LIKE,
CUTER NOW?
1446
01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:40,487
I DON'T THINK SO.
1447
01:11:40,527 --> 01:11:41,727
SMARTER?
1448
01:11:41,727 --> 01:11:43,367
NO.
1449
01:11:43,407 --> 01:11:45,007
AM I DIFFERENT?
1450
01:11:45,047 --> 01:11:47,727
NO.
1451
01:11:47,727 --> 01:11:49,367
BUT YOU NEVER
TALKED TO ME
1452
01:11:49,407 --> 01:11:51,447
TILL THE OTHER DAY.
1453
01:11:54,007 --> 01:11:56,327
I GUESS, YEAH.
1454
01:11:57,527 --> 01:11:59,007
SO IN THIS
PARALLEL UNIVERSE
1455
01:11:59,047 --> 01:12:01,487
YOU'RE, LIKE,
MORE OF, UM...
1456
01:12:01,527 --> 01:12:02,567
A JERK.
1457
01:12:02,607 --> 01:12:05,127
DEFINITELY, HEH.
1458
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:08,407
HEY, GUYS, LOOK,
I FOUND A DIME!
1459
01:12:08,447 --> 01:12:11,327
THIS IS WAY COOLER
THAN A LIMO.
1460
01:12:27,967 --> 01:12:29,847
[BELL RINGS]
1461
01:12:42,647 --> 01:12:44,887
Dispatcher on police radio:
COME IN.
1462
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:46,607
13 PROMENADE...
1463
01:12:46,647 --> 01:12:48,807
DON'T WORRY.
IF THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL,
1464
01:12:48,847 --> 01:12:51,447
YOU CAN USE
MY LAWYER.
1465
01:12:51,447 --> 01:12:52,687
GREAT.
1466
01:13:04,767 --> 01:13:06,887
[CLOCK TICKING]
1467
01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:10,527
THERE'S NOBODY AROUND.
1468
01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:13,487
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND HIM?
1469
01:13:17,127 --> 01:13:18,447
LISTEN.
1470
01:13:18,487 --> 01:13:20,207
MAYBE IT'S REALLY
A SECRET LABORATORY
1471
01:13:20,247 --> 01:13:22,487
RUN BY
A MAD SCIENTIST.
1472
01:13:24,727 --> 01:13:26,807
OK, WELL,
YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE
IF YOU WANT TO.
1473
01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:28,167
NO WAY.
1474
01:13:28,207 --> 01:13:29,767
THE PERSON
WHO WAITS OUTSIDE
1475
01:13:29,807 --> 01:13:31,847
ALWAYS GETS EATEN FIRST.
1476
01:13:43,167 --> 01:13:45,967
[MUSIC PLAYS, LAUGHTER]
1477
01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:52,767
[PLAYS SOUR NOTES]
1478
01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,127
LARRY--LARRY--
IT'S LARRY.
1479
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:00,967
OH! EXCUSE US!
1480
01:14:01,047 --> 01:14:02,727
EXCUSE US.
[MUSIC STOPS]
1481
01:14:02,767 --> 01:14:04,887
WE'RE HERE TO SEE
LARRY PENDRAGON.
1482
01:14:04,967 --> 01:14:07,167
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
1483
01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:09,007
OH, WELL,
I GUESS YOU'LL--
1484
01:14:09,047 --> 01:14:11,567
[SOUR NOTE]
ALL HAVE TO
EXCUSE ME. HA HA.
1485
01:14:11,607 --> 01:14:14,727
All: AW.
1486
01:14:14,727 --> 01:14:16,207
LARRY.
1487
01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:19,527
Conductor:
AH, ONE MORE TIME.
1488
01:14:19,527 --> 01:14:22,127
[MUSIC RESUMES]
WHOO! THANKS, GUYS.
1489
01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:24,887
I NEVER COULD STAND
THE ACCORDION MYSELF,
1490
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:26,727
BUT, HEY, IT'S MUSIC.
1491
01:14:26,727 --> 01:14:28,727
SO WHAT,
I WON THE RAFFLE?
1492
01:14:28,727 --> 01:14:30,087
UH, NO, SORRY.
1493
01:14:30,127 --> 01:14:31,887
BUT THE DRAWING'S
NOT TILL NEXT WEEK,
1494
01:14:31,887 --> 01:14:32,927
SO MAYBE YOU DID.
1495
01:14:32,967 --> 01:14:35,567
WELL, HOPE SPRINGS
ETERNAL, RIGHT?
1496
01:14:35,607 --> 01:14:37,887
LOOK, YOU GOT THIS COIN
I HAVE TO FIND.
1497
01:14:37,887 --> 01:14:39,127
OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.
1498
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:40,567
I CLOSED DOWN
MY COIN BUSINESS.
1499
01:14:40,607 --> 01:14:41,887
I COULDN'T
HANDLE IT ANYMORE.
1500
01:14:41,927 --> 01:14:43,247
THIS IS REALLY
CRITICAL, LARRY.
1501
01:14:43,287 --> 01:14:45,247
YEAH, THERE IS
A SEMI-NONEXISTENT
1502
01:14:45,287 --> 01:14:46,607
HUMAN LIFE AT STAKE HERE.
1503
01:14:46,647 --> 01:14:48,207
Stevie:
WHICH IS ME...
1504
01:14:48,247 --> 01:14:50,567
IN ANOTHER
DIMENSION.
1505
01:14:54,647 --> 01:14:57,247
OK, COOL.
COME THIS WAY.
1506
01:14:57,247 --> 01:14:58,847
ALL RIGHT.
1507
01:15:03,247 --> 01:15:04,807
ARE THESE ALL THE COINS
YOU HAVE LEFT?
1508
01:15:04,847 --> 01:15:05,807
Larry: THAT'S IT.
1509
01:15:05,847 --> 01:15:07,927
SO YOU SAID IT HAD
AN OWL ON IT?
1510
01:15:07,967 --> 01:15:09,007
YEAH, YEAH.
1511
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:12,607
IT'S PROBABLY
A GREAT TETRADRACH.
1512
01:15:12,647 --> 01:15:13,847
MORE THAN ONE
OF THOSE HAD AN OWL.
1513
01:15:13,887 --> 01:15:16,567
Alex: WELL, THIS ONE
WAS GOOD FOR ONE WISH.
1514
01:15:16,607 --> 01:15:18,087
I HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING
LIKE THAT ONCE.
1515
01:15:18,087 --> 01:15:19,887
OR MAYBE I DREAMED IT.
1516
01:15:22,687 --> 01:15:23,767
ANYWAY,
THERE'S NOTHING HERE,
AND I DON'T THINK
1517
01:15:23,767 --> 01:15:26,047
YOU'RE GONNA FIND
AN OWL IN THAT GROUP.
1518
01:15:26,087 --> 01:15:27,607
AN OWL. AN OWL.
1519
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,687
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1520
01:15:29,727 --> 01:15:31,047
THERE MAY HAVE BEEN
AN OWL IN A BAG
1521
01:15:31,087 --> 01:15:31,967
THAT I SOLD JUST BEFORE
I CLOSED SHOP.
1522
01:15:31,967 --> 01:15:33,607
OK, WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHO YOU SOLD IT TO?
1523
01:15:33,647 --> 01:15:34,927
PROBABLY A DEALER.
1524
01:15:34,967 --> 01:15:36,927
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY RECORD OF IT.
I'M SORRY.
1525
01:15:36,967 --> 01:15:38,127
ALL RIGHT.
1526
01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:42,727
COME ON, ALEX.
WE'D BETTER GO.
1527
01:15:42,767 --> 01:15:43,767
YEAH.
1528
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:47,327
SURE WISH I COULD
HELP YOU GUYS.
1529
01:15:47,367 --> 01:15:49,127
KINDA MISS YOU KIDS.
1530
01:15:51,807 --> 01:15:54,047
WELL, I GUESS
IT'S BACK TO
THE OLD RECITAL.
1531
01:15:54,087 --> 01:15:56,127
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
THANKS ANYWAYS, LARRY.
1532
01:15:56,127 --> 01:15:57,127
APPRECIATE IT.
1533
01:15:57,207 --> 01:15:59,007
THANK YOU.
1534
01:16:00,647 --> 01:16:02,327
NICE TO MEET YOU, LARRY.
1535
01:16:15,807 --> 01:16:17,887
SEE YA, ABBS.
1536
01:16:17,927 --> 01:16:19,967
LOOK, I KNOW
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP,
1537
01:16:20,007 --> 01:16:23,167
BUT I PROMISE NOT TO POUR
ANY MORE DAIRY PRODUCTS
ON YOUR HEAD.
1538
01:16:23,167 --> 01:16:25,367
AND IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU, TERENCE.
1539
01:16:25,407 --> 01:16:27,167
NICE MEETING YOU, TOO.
1540
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,847
SORRY I DIDN'T
HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE FOR YOU.
1541
01:16:29,887 --> 01:16:32,727
THAT'S OK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
1542
01:16:38,967 --> 01:16:41,007
I'LL SEE YA.
1543
01:16:48,887 --> 01:16:50,167
TOMORROW'S
OUR LAST DAY HERE.
1544
01:16:50,207 --> 01:16:51,727
THINK YOU COULD
COME TO THE SET?
1545
01:16:51,767 --> 01:16:52,887
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.
1546
01:16:52,927 --> 01:16:54,807
I'LL LEAVE
A PASS FOR YOU.
1547
01:16:54,887 --> 01:16:55,847
OK.
1548
01:16:55,887 --> 01:16:58,047
ALEX?
1549
01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,687
YEAH?
1550
01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:01,847
WAS THIS WHAT
IT WAS LIKE BEFORE
1551
01:17:01,887 --> 01:17:03,367
WHEN I WAS
YOUR REAL BROTHER,
1552
01:17:03,367 --> 01:17:04,887
IF I REALLY WAS?
1553
01:17:04,927 --> 01:17:06,047
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1554
01:17:06,047 --> 01:17:09,127
WELL, DID WE HAVE
REALLY COOL ADVENTURES
LIKE TONIGHT?
1555
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:11,087
SOMETIMES.
1556
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,447
DID I REALLY GET JELLY
ON YOUR SKATES?
1557
01:17:13,487 --> 01:17:15,407
YEAH.
1558
01:17:15,447 --> 01:17:17,807
WHAT KIND
OF JELLY WAS IT?
1559
01:17:17,847 --> 01:17:18,727
I DON'T KNOW.
1560
01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:20,767
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
1561
01:17:20,807 --> 01:17:22,007
OK.
1562
01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:34,687
[INAUDIBLE CHATTER
ON POLICE RADIO]
1563
01:17:34,727 --> 01:17:36,367
[SIREN]
1564
01:17:36,407 --> 01:17:39,407
DON'T SHOOT.
I SURRENDER.
1565
01:17:39,407 --> 01:17:42,327
[CHATTER CONTINUES
ON POLICE RADIO]
1566
01:17:45,247 --> 01:17:47,167
Dad: WELL, WE DON'T
WANT ANY PUBLICITY,
EITHER.
1567
01:17:47,207 --> 01:17:49,327
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1568
01:17:49,367 --> 01:17:51,927
OH, WELL, THAT'S
GREAT THEN, HEH.
1569
01:17:51,927 --> 01:17:53,167
WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME PAGE.
1570
01:17:53,207 --> 01:17:54,767
[BOTH LAUGH]
1571
01:17:55,927 --> 01:18:00,047
UH, LOOK, UM,
IF YOU'RE EVER IN L.A.,
1572
01:18:00,087 --> 01:18:01,447
YOU GIVE ME A CALL.
1573
01:18:01,447 --> 01:18:02,447
OH.
OH.
1574
01:18:02,447 --> 01:18:04,167
OK?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1575
01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:05,127
EXCUSE ME.
1576
01:18:05,207 --> 01:18:07,727
HELLO?
1577
01:18:07,767 --> 01:18:09,927
YES.
1578
01:18:09,927 --> 01:18:11,927
IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
1579
01:18:11,927 --> 01:18:13,287
HI, PENELOPE.
1580
01:18:13,327 --> 01:18:16,927
I JUST HAD THE BEST NIGHT
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1581
01:18:16,967 --> 01:18:20,447
YOU ARE? OH.
1582
01:18:20,447 --> 01:18:23,047
WHEN?
1583
01:18:23,087 --> 01:18:26,127
CONGRATULATIONS.
1584
01:18:26,127 --> 01:18:29,127
SO DO I HAVE
TO CALL HIM DAD?
1585
01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:33,287
AHEM.
1586
01:18:33,327 --> 01:18:35,967
I GOTTA GO. BYE.
1587
01:18:35,967 --> 01:18:38,007
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
1588
01:18:41,367 --> 01:18:42,447
BYE, ALEX.
1589
01:18:42,487 --> 01:18:44,807
SEE YA, KID.
1590
01:18:52,247 --> 01:18:53,727
AHEM.
1591
01:19:30,007 --> 01:19:31,127
TV Reporter: THE ONLY PERSON
1592
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:35,047
WHO RECOGNIZED VAN GOGH'S
BRILLIANCE DURING HIS LIFETIME
1593
01:19:35,087 --> 01:19:38,927
AND ACTUALLY BUY
ONE OF HIS PAINTINGS
WAS HIS OWN BROTHER.
1594
01:19:38,967 --> 01:19:40,807
[CHANGES CHANNEL]
1595
01:19:40,887 --> 01:19:42,247
Narrator:
IN THE HARSH WINTER,
1596
01:19:42,287 --> 01:19:46,327
PERHAPS ONLY ONE
OF THE SIBLINGS WILL SURVIVE.
1597
01:19:46,367 --> 01:19:49,367
[TURNS TV OFF]
1598
01:19:49,407 --> 01:19:51,047
HEY, BLING.
1599
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:55,567
DAD, I'M NOT BLING.
I'M JUST ALEX.
1600
01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:58,407
ALEX.
1601
01:20:00,607 --> 01:20:02,247
YOU WANNA GO FOR BRUNCH
AT THE HILLTOP
1602
01:20:02,327 --> 01:20:04,927
WITH JUDGE HARLEY,
YOUR MOM, AND ME?
1603
01:20:06,447 --> 01:20:07,407
NOT HUNGRY.
1604
01:20:07,447 --> 01:20:10,367
OK.
1605
01:20:10,407 --> 01:20:13,567
I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
1606
01:20:13,607 --> 01:20:17,327
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE A LIFT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
1607
01:20:19,487 --> 01:20:21,247
I GOT THESE AT
A CLOSEOUT SALE.
1608
01:20:24,527 --> 01:20:27,207
THEY'RE ALL ANCIENTS.
1609
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:29,967
THANKS.
1610
01:20:32,407 --> 01:20:35,407
SURE. WELL...
1611
01:20:35,447 --> 01:20:37,327
SEE YA.
1612
01:21:21,687 --> 01:21:23,647
DON'T MESS WITH ME.
1613
01:21:29,687 --> 01:21:32,407
THIS IS IT!
THIS IS IT!
1614
01:21:32,447 --> 01:21:33,407
ALEX?
1615
01:21:33,447 --> 01:21:34,407
YES!
1616
01:21:34,447 --> 01:21:35,967
Mom: HONEY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1617
01:21:36,007 --> 01:21:37,047
ALEX?
1618
01:21:37,087 --> 01:21:39,247
I'M FINE.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
1619
01:21:39,287 --> 01:21:40,487
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
1620
01:21:40,487 --> 01:21:42,087
SON, LET ME IN!
1621
01:21:42,127 --> 01:21:43,207
Mom: ALEX!
1622
01:21:43,247 --> 01:21:45,327
I THINK YOU GOTTA SAY THIS
EXACTLY RIGHT.
1623
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,687
ALEX, NOW! COME ON!
1624
01:21:47,767 --> 01:21:49,367
I'M GETTING HIM OUT.
1625
01:21:49,407 --> 01:21:51,327
OK.
Mom: ALEX!
IS EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?
1626
01:21:51,327 --> 01:21:54,407
OK. I WISH
THAT STEVIE...
1627
01:21:54,447 --> 01:21:56,327
Mom: COME ON!
NO.
1628
01:21:56,367 --> 01:21:58,287
HONEY, I'M GONNA
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!
1629
01:21:58,327 --> 01:22:00,407
EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT!
1630
01:22:00,487 --> 01:22:02,407
OK, DON'T BLOW IT.
1631
01:22:02,487 --> 01:22:04,167
DON'T BLOW IT.
1632
01:22:10,527 --> 01:22:11,687
I WISH...
1633
01:22:14,607 --> 01:22:17,527
I WISH I NEVER MADE
THE FIRST WISH.
1634
01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:31,607
♪ YOU WAKE UP ONE DAY ♪
1635
01:22:31,687 --> 01:22:35,207
♪ AND EVERYTHING CHANGES ♪
1636
01:22:35,247 --> 01:22:39,527
♪ YOU CROSS A LINE,
AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK ♪
1637
01:22:39,527 --> 01:22:42,087
♪ MMM,
YOU'RE CAUGHT BETWEEN ♪
1638
01:22:42,127 --> 01:22:43,127
♪ THE LOVE AND... ♪
1639
01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:45,047
STEVIE!
1640
01:22:45,087 --> 01:22:48,767
♪ IT'S HARD TO LEAVE
A HEART... ♪
1641
01:22:48,807 --> 01:22:50,007
STEVIE!
1642
01:22:50,047 --> 01:22:52,047
♪ SO OPEN UP TO THAT ♪
1643
01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:54,167
♪ YOU WISH ♪
1644
01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:59,207
♪ EVERY TIME A STAR FALLS
FROM THE SKY ♪
1645
01:22:59,247 --> 01:23:01,567
♪ YOU WISH ♪
1646
01:23:01,607 --> 01:23:07,247
♪ AND YOU FEEL
THE WAY YOU FEEL INSIDE ♪
1647
01:23:07,287 --> 01:23:09,207
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
1648
01:23:09,247 --> 01:23:12,447
♪ LEAVE IT ALL UP TO ME ♪
1649
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,087
♪ AS YOU SEE YOURSELF ♪
1650
01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:18,047
STEVIE.
♪ LOVIN' AGAIN ♪
1651
01:23:18,087 --> 01:23:19,247
♪ YOU WISH ♪
1652
01:23:21,687 --> 01:23:22,647
WHERE'S STEVIE?
1653
01:23:22,687 --> 01:23:25,447
OUTSIDE, I THINK.
1654
01:23:27,567 --> 01:23:28,767
DO WE HAVE A VIPER?
1655
01:23:28,807 --> 01:23:31,447
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
1656
01:23:31,447 --> 01:23:34,047
GREAT.
1657
01:23:34,087 --> 01:23:36,327
STEVIE!
1658
01:23:36,367 --> 01:23:37,487
STEVIE!
1659
01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:47,287
STEVIE!
1660
01:23:47,287 --> 01:23:49,607
I'M SORRY
I CRASHED YOUR BIKE!
1661
01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:51,847
YOU CRASHED MY BIKE.
YOU LITTLE--
1662
01:23:51,887 --> 01:23:53,287
AAH!
1663
01:23:53,327 --> 01:23:55,807
WHAT IS THIS?
1664
01:23:55,807 --> 01:23:57,367
AAH!
1665
01:23:57,407 --> 01:23:58,447
I DON'T KNOW.
1666
01:23:58,487 --> 01:24:00,367
AAH!
ALEX,
IT'S RAINING!
1667
01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:03,367
IF YOU THINK
THIS IS GONNA MAKE US CAVE
ON THE GROUNDING THING...
1668
01:24:03,407 --> 01:24:05,527
YOU HEAR THAT, STEVIE?
I'M GROUNDED.
1669
01:24:05,567 --> 01:24:09,687
LOOK, MOM, DAD,
IT'S STEVIE!
HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!
1670
01:24:10,807 --> 01:24:12,487
UH, ALEX,
1671
01:24:12,527 --> 01:24:14,727
I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
1672
01:24:14,767 --> 01:24:17,487
THAT'S RIGHT.
1673
01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:19,127
YOU DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
1674
01:24:21,287 --> 01:24:23,247
ABBY. JAMES.
1675
01:24:23,287 --> 01:24:26,327
OH, MY BEST FRIENDS.
HELLO, JAMES.
1676
01:24:26,367 --> 01:24:29,487
UH, ALEX,
ARE YOU OK?
1677
01:24:29,527 --> 01:24:32,287
I--I AM SO OK,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
1678
01:24:35,167 --> 01:24:37,447
ABBY. ABBS...
1679
01:24:40,407 --> 01:24:42,167
DO YOU--DO YOU WANNA
GO SKATING?
1680
01:24:42,167 --> 01:24:44,567
JUST--JUST
THE TWO OF US?
1681
01:24:44,607 --> 01:24:47,127
REALLY?
1682
01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:49,527
I MEAN, YEAH.
1683
01:24:49,527 --> 01:24:51,367
YEAH, I DO.
1684
01:24:51,367 --> 01:24:53,607
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1685
01:24:54,687 --> 01:24:56,247
HEY, FIONA!
1686
01:24:56,327 --> 01:24:58,607
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
1687
01:24:58,647 --> 01:25:00,327
HUH?
1688
01:25:01,407 --> 01:25:03,647
Dad: ABBY, JAMES!
1689
01:25:03,687 --> 01:25:05,687
YOU WANNA TRY SOME
OF MY FAMOUS PANCAKES?
1690
01:25:05,727 --> 01:25:06,807
HEH, SURE.
1691
01:25:06,847 --> 01:25:08,207
WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.
1692
01:25:08,207 --> 01:25:09,527
WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.
1693
01:25:09,527 --> 01:25:11,247
WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.
1694
01:25:36,247 --> 01:25:39,207
♪ I KNOW
I CAN ALWAYS WIN ♪
1695
01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:43,247
♪ I CAN DO ANYTHING, I ♪
1696
01:25:43,287 --> 01:25:46,647
♪ DO MORE THAN DREAM, I ♪
1697
01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:47,647
♪ THINK ♪
1698
01:25:47,647 --> 01:25:50,087
♪ YOU MAKE EVERYTHING ♪
1699
01:25:50,127 --> 01:25:52,047
♪ EVERYTHING ♪
1700
01:25:52,087 --> 01:25:55,207
♪ JUST RIGHT ♪
1701
01:25:55,247 --> 01:25:58,287
♪ SO LIGHT ♪
1702
01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,687
♪ LIFE IS GOOD ♪
1703
01:25:59,687 --> 01:26:03,607
♪ WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪
1704
01:26:05,007 --> 01:26:08,247
♪ NOTHING COULD
BRING ME DOWN ♪
1705
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♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I HAVE FOUND ♪
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♪ NOTHING CAN
HOLD ME DOWN ♪
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