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Traffic is bogged down on the 163.

The 5 is congested as usual.

You know the drill.

Stay home.

And that's traffic and weather.

You get them on the hour and on the half hour here at KXTC Talk Radio.

But I know what you want to talk about, Southern California.

Sex.

This is Sex in the Morning with Rebecca,

where we solve your sex and relationship issues.

I'm your host, Rebecca Baikman.

Let's go to line two.

Ray, do you have an ultra moment for me?

Yeah, but I'm feeling kind of guilty about it.

Oh, what's up?

A couple of weeks ago, I had sex with this woman that I hardly knew.

She'd only been working in the office a couple of weeks.

So tell me about it.

I was working late in the office. It was during that heat spill that we had.

They turned the air conditioner off at night, so I was pretty hot.

I couldn't concentrate on my work.

Gina was a new girl in marketing. She was about the sexiest woman I have ever seen.

Oh, hello, Mr. Loomis. I didn't know anybody else was here.

I was thinking the same thing.

Can you believe this heat?

It's deadly. At least you have a fan.

Well, you're welcome to join me.

Really?

From the day she started work, all the guys had their eyes on Gina.

But she played it cool.

We all figured that she was involved with somebody.

But she always had a smile for me.

Seemed to make a lot of excuses to come by my office.

With the way that she usually dresses, I didn't mind a bit.

Close your eyes.

The funny thing is, I had fantasies like this before,

making love after hours in the office,

but I was never

clever enough to have a fantasy as good as the reality turned out to be.

Gina had that kind of smile that says, I'm up for anything you are.

My heart was racing thinking of the possibilities.

We knew right then that we were going to take it all the way.

It was the best overtime I ever had.

So why are you feeling guilty, Ray?

Well, after that night, we had sex a few more times,

and now I don't have any more desire for her.

Well, that's understandable.

The reason the sex was great is because you had no emotional attachment to this woman.

I don't know.

Look, let's face it.

The longer we're with someone, the less sexually attracted we are to them.

Why is that?

Familiarity leads to boredom.

That can happen after six days or six months.

You don't need to feel guilty because this relationship ran its course in two weeks.

Well, okay.

Thanks for calling, Ray.

Well, that's all for today's show. Join me tomorrow for more Sex in the Morning.

Remember, all the good stuff happens in the Ultra Moment.

Coming up right after the news is our very own Mr. Romance,

Dr. Alex Hamill with Love and Sex.

See you tomorrow.

Oh, Ms. Wilkins,

will you please have the tracking report sent over to the news department

as soon as possible before the 1 o'clock meeting?

Already taking care of Mr. Johnson.

Good. I need the current ratings books to go to the media buyers as well.

And these contracts, the news division will be cleared through legal.

Yes, sir, Mr. Johnson.

And Ms. Wilkins?

Yes, sir, Mr. Johnson.

Doing a fine job.

Thank you.

Hello, Rebecca. You're still here.

Nowhere left.

Did I tell you how great you look today?

John, for three years you've been hitting on me,

and for three years I've been turning you down.

How about the new girl?

Sarah?

No, she's a little too shy for my tastes.

Well, you never know. She might surprise you.

By the way, Alex Hamill, he's been here for three weeks, and he's on the air right now.

You should stick around and say hi.

Why would I want to meet him? I can't even stand listening to his show.

Because he's your colleague. He's been here for this long,

and you've not even met the guy.

Besides, he listens to your show.

He does?

Yes, he does.

Anyway, how about lunch?

Actually, I'm meeting somebody else. With any luck.

Somebody else?

This is Love and Sex with Dr. Alex Hamill.

The most erotic pleasures can only be achieved

when it's shared between two people who are completely committed to one another.

Love is the only real aphrodisiac.

Hey, Howard.

Afternoon, Rebecca. You're looking splendid today.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, who's the new guy?

New guy? Uh, photographer.

He seems to be okay.

Yeah?

Why don't you give him a refill?

I, uh, hope you don't think I'm being too forward.

No.

You know, we could have sat down in the bar for another hour,

chit-chatted, exchanged numbers, went for coffee, blah, blah, blah,

but what's the point? We both know what we want.

I know what I want.

Oh, James. Wow.

This explains your cocky self-assurance.

I've never been picked up in a bar like this before.

Don't worry about it.

And if you know how to move this big boy, we're going to get along just fine.

What's up?

Nothing, I just gotta get going.

Why don't you stick around for some dinner?

We could get to know each other a little bit.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. I'm just not that kind of girl.

Thanks for the fun afternoon. I'll see you around?

Can I at least give you a call?

Ryan from Lakewood. Haven't heard from you in a while.

Hey, Dr. Hamill.

Listen, I hate to be the devil's advocate here,

but me and my partner are having great sex because

we are not emotionally stuck to each other.

Now, let me tell you about last night.

I was about to serve dessert

at the end of my patented dinner seduction and sex routine.

Now, as you know, I don't usually get around to the sex part until after dinner,

but not last night.

Brian, dinner was delicious.

Well, it's not over yet.

Cheesecake?

I love cheesecake.

So sweet and soft in your mouth.

Close your eyes.

You have to understand, I love women. I love the way that they look.

I love the way that they smell.

I love the cute way they have of waiting for me to make the first move.

You know?

on all night. I couldn't believe what I was capable of doing.

It was great. And I...

Brian, you've called with stories like these before.

But this time is different.

You've been sexually involved with your current partner for how long?

Three weeks.

And how long do you think that the satisfaction will last without

an emotional bond between you two?

I don't know, but I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

Brian, don't you see that you're trapped in a pattern of superficial relationships?

What happened to your last partner?

Nothing happened.

It was time to move on.

And how long are you going to keep moving on?

I don't know.

Until I meet the one and I fall in love.

Well, it's not going to happen as long as you continue to confuse love with lust.

When you break up with this woman in three months,

find someone that you can really get to know before jumping into bed.

Remember, sexual satisfaction comes from the heart.

Okay, Doc.

Thanks for the call.

Well, we're just about out of time for today.

Remember, everyone,

your best sex partner is someone who can also be your best friend.

Thanks for listening.

Laura, are you still here?

For you.

Alex, don't you ever give up?

Not if I think we can work this out.

I was hoping you'd change your mind if I'd leave.

Alex, you're a great guy.

You're sweet and sensitive.

But I'm just not ready to settle into your lifestyle.

What is so wrong with my lifestyle?

For you, nothing.

For me, I need passion in my life.

Excitement.

There's still a wild side to me that I haven't outgrown yet.

How come I don't know what this wild side is?

I don't think you can handle it.

Sorry, Alex.

It was fun for a while.

It's a new day in Southern California,

and I'm up here way above the hustle and bustle.

And you're not.

I made you some fresh coffee, Mr. Johnson.

And how about some donuts?

Why, thank you, Sarah.

And the coffee's just the way you like it. Lots of sugar and half decaf.

I'm very thoughtful of you. Thank you so much, Sarah.

You wanted to see me?

Hey, Rebecca.

Oh...

Have you seen the latest numbers?

Alex Hamel's only been here three weeks, and he's about to beat your ratings.

Dr. Hamill's audience will grow tired of his Puritan sex remedies before long.

Besides, he can't even satisfy his girlfriend, for God's sakes.

You know, I heard she's moving out on him. Let's just see what that does to ratings.

Well, I have a plan that will get some of those points back for you.

I'm listening.

I called Sabrina Valentine in the TV department,

and I pitched the idea of having both

you and Alex appear together as guests on her show,

Talk Daily.

Did you run this by Hamill?

Yep.

He thinks it's a great idea.

This poor boy has no idea what he's getting into.

Traffic and weather time again, people. But first, a little shameless self-promotion.

Tune in to KXTC-TV this afternoon

as Rebecca Baikman and Dr. Alex Hamill square off on

Talk Daily with Sabrina Valente.

So, this is the good Dr. Alex Hamill.

Like you better with a goatee.

Nice to finally meet you, Rebecca. You ready to do this show?

Ready if you are, Doc.

I am a psychologist, not a medical doctor.

You can call me Alex.

Okay.

Alex, tell me, does my show annoy you as much as yours drives me nuts?

We obviously have different philosophies,

but that doesn't mean that we can't be cordial.

After all, we're on the same team, right?

And why are you such a prude?

You mean why am I so conservative?

Whatever.

When I was sexually immature, I thought about sex the way that you do.

But as one matures,

one begins to realize

that sex without the emotional investment is a very empty experience.

And what about you?

What about me?

Why are you such a...

Free spirit?

It's not what I had in mind, but okay.

Well, Doctor,

it occurred to me one day that men were having all the fun

without the guilt that society places on women for basically the same behavior.

And as one matures, one begins to realize that sex is nothing to be afraid of.

It's simply an enjoyable and natural part of life.

Well, I guess I will see you on set.

And I hope you plan on stopping my makeup first.

position three for single on rebecca

larry two shot on sabrina and alex to pull back

hello sabrina this is rebecca bacon

oh nice to meet you. i've listened to your show, very provocative

thank you. congratulations. you're number two in your time slot right?

yes we are knock on wood

this is your seat right here rebecca

make yourself comfy

so you sure your audience is ready for us

oh trust me they are.

unless we somehow find a way to make the topic of sex unstimulating.

Well, I think there's someone that could do just that.

Hello, Alex.

Hello, all.

Do just what?

Make the earth shake for me.

Sorry, I'm not a miracle worker.

Well, this is going to be exciting.

Stand by the air.

We're on in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two.

Hello and welcome to Talk Daily.

I'm Sabrina Valente

and my guests today are sex radio advice personalities

Rebecca Baikman and Dr. Alex Hamill.

As most of you probably know,

Ms. Baikman and Dr. Hamill

are polar opposites when it comes to sex and relationships.

So let's get started.

First of all, Rebecca,

it seems that in this era where the trend is towards sexual conservatism,

you actually advocate a promiscuous lifestyle to your listeners.

Well, I dislike the word promiscuous.

What I do advocate is for men and women to

simply enjoy what is probably our most pleasurable human activity.

Sex. Using discretion, of course.

Dr. Hamill, I would assume that you would take issue with Rebecca's position.

I doubt that he even knows more than one position.

I believe that sex without involvement is

a fairly empty experience which can't satisfy a person.

Even a person who has a minuscule amount of emotional maturity.

Oh, say, nursing home patients?

I mean any adult who has some measure of self-respect.

Wow, well, it looks like we're in for an interesting show.

We'll have to check with the judges to see who won that first round.

But now we're going to take your phone calls.

Hello, Robin.

Hi, I'm 18 years old and still a virgin.

Good for you, Robin. What's your question?

I've been dating this guy for about a month

and I'm trying to figure out when it's the right time to have sex.

Robin, the right time to have sex is when your body tells you it's the right time.

Does he arouse you?

Sure, but I don't know if I want him to be the first.

That's because you're listening to your heart.

Listen, if you wait for your heart to catch up to your body,

you may be an old lady before you open your pleasure center for business.

Ladies, let's get one thing straight.

You have just as much right as a man to go out and

grab a piece of ass and put another notch on your belt and be proud of it.

Dr. Hamill, would you like to respond?

Yes.

I believe in the equality of the sexes,

but being promiscuous isn't the way for women to become equal to men.

Now, I suggest that, Robin, you get to know this gentleman well enough to make

an intelligent decision to whether or not you want to sleep with him.

Robin, whose advice are you going to take?

I think I'm going with Dr. Hamill.

Thank you for calling, Robin.

Well, we'll be right back with Ms. Rebecca Baikman and Dr. Alexander.

Yeah.

Fantastic.

Thanks, Randall.

You got it.

That was the president of the company.

He loves the show.

Isn't that nice?

What's wrong?

I thought you'd be pleased.

Maybe you'll win next round.

Stand by. We're on in five.

We're smiling.

Three, two...

Come here.

Here, you can try this one.

You know what I've always wanted to do?

Make love in an elevator.

That's crazy.

So? Crazy's good.

It's the craziest place we've ever made love.

I suppose in my car.

On a deserted road.

Maybe in some place you could have been caught.

I never wanted to get caught.

You know what else would be nice?

I slept very some.

With another woman.

Threesomes can be hard on relationships.

Yeah, I figured you'd say something like that.

Time for traffic and weather here on KXTC.

There's a lot of traffic and a lot of pretty girls down there.

So what am I doing up here? Pilot, take me down.

Good morning, Miss Wilkins.

Did you give Rebecca that envelope?

Yes, sir, I did.

Miss Wilkins, I'm just... I'm just curious.

You listen to Alex and Rebecca?

Uh-huh.

Whose viewpoint would you say is more valid?

I don't know, sir.

For example, Rebecca's all about free love,

and Alex thinks that a man and woman should establish a relationship

before having, you know, sex.

I mean, I think Alex does make a valid point, but,

you know, I definitely think that people should not just

rush into things before they know each other first.

Yeah, but you know, Mr. Johnson,

there's really nothing wrong with

two consenting adults having a little fun sometimes.

Morning, John. Shall we talk?

Excuse me.

Rebecca, you know what?

John, this is great news.

I thought you'd like it.

What is he doing here?

Have a seat. I'll explain.

I knew I wouldn't get the two of you in the same room to make my proposal.

This proposal for my show?

Well, let me be frank. Your appearance on Talk Daily was a huge success.

And I would love to see the two of you do this on a regular basis.

It'll never work.

She's right. It was a chance happening.

No, I think it was more than that.

There's a complementary chemistry between you two and it comes across on camera.

So I would like you to consider signing on for your own show.

Together.

No way.

Forget it.

Look, just humor me. Just try it.

If it doesn't smash the ratings, we'll just forget all about it.

If it were me and

I wanted to show the world that a rival radio show host was a total nutjob,

this would be the perfect way to do it.

What do you say?

Test, test. One, two.

Thanks, Rebecca.

So, Doctor, how was your weekend?

Did you go down to the nude beach and mentally dress all the women?

And that was lunch. Or should I say, who was lunch?

How are we doing?

Are we ready to knock them dead?

We'll do our best.

Don't let Dr. Hamill worry you.

I'll make sure the show sizzles.

That's what I want to hear.

Break a leg. Both of you.

Stand by. We're on in five, four, three, two...

Hello, I'm Rebecca Bakeman.

And I'm Dr. Alex Hamill. Welcome to Talk Sex.

For the next half hour, we will talk about your sexual adventures and misadventures.

We'll offer you advice on any aspect of your sexual relationship

or relationships

my partner here will fill you with

ethics and morals but if you're more into chills and thrills

then i've got your prescription

why don't we go to our first caller

judy hello what can we do for you

well i met this guy at a bar

sounds exciting so far

it was really exciting

i don't normally sleep with someone i've just met but

this guy was really special

we talked for a long time and

it felt as if we had known each other our whole lives.

And you had intercourse with him that night?

Intercourse?

You sound like a biology teacher.

Judy, you had wild, magnificent sex, am I right?

Well, yes. It was wonderful.

Then please tell us about it.

We wanted to get out of this noisy bar,

and he said there was a sun deck on the roof of the building.

It was very warm and very dark, and we were stargazing.

I've been listening to your show, Rebecca, and I think you're right.

Sometimes it's better to stop thinking and just go with what your body wants.

And what my body wanted that night was him.

I wondered if anyone could see us up on that roof.

And I was surprised when I realized that I didn't care.

In a way, I actually hoped someone was watching.

I didn't want to be the only person in the world that was enjoying this experience.

I didn't want the night to end.

I closed my eyes and let the feelings wash through my body.

For a while, I forgot where I was.

I forgot who I was.

I know it sounds crazy,

but it's like we melted together and connected with the universe.

After that, he carried me to my car and he kissed me goodnight.

Well, it sounds like a perfect evening. What could possibly be the problem?

Prince Charming hasn't called you again, right, Judy?

It's been over a week.

Honey, move on.

You had a wonderful moment and there will always be others.

I think that you're missing the point here, Ms. Baikman.

Judy isn't looking for a moment. She's looking for something that will last.

If you want to play the sex game, you need to think like a man.

Conquer all and possess nothing.

It's not about conquering. It's about making that human connection.

I suppose you're right, Dr. Hamill.

I was just so lost in the moment.

Judy, I have a question for you.

Yes?

Do you wish that wonderful experience never happened?

No.

I rest my case.

We'll be right back with another caller.

Well, that's all the time we have for now.

Thanks for watching. I'm Rebecca Baikman.

And I'm Dr. Alex Hamill. See you next time on Talk Sex.

And we're off.

I'm glad that's over.

Who listens to your radio show anyway? Monks and Republicans?

Why are you so against getting to know someone before you jump into bed with them?

Because you can take the time to get to know someone,

then have sex, and they still leave.

Oh, so just because you get hurt once, you've given up all hope of finding love?

You know what, Doctor? Some people have gotten hurt more than once.

Some people have been hurt a lot.

Oh, so the proper reaction is to cut yourself

off from all intimacy for the rest of your life.

What a sad way to live.

Well, Dr. Hamill, I don't see the point in continuing this little experiment.

I'm done working with you.

Fine with me.

Fine.

Guys, that was terrific.

What's wrong?

Thank you for giving us the chance to reach the TV audience,

but I don't think we can do another installment.

What are you talking about?

It's over, John.

You can't just walk out now. The show's ahead. The phones have not stopped ringing.

Just give it a try.

No way.

Can't do it.

Better read the fine print.

And what does that mean?

Contract states that if the show succeeds, You two are obligated for an entire season.

Come on, guys.

I've got to go meet with the president.

We do have a show, right?

Traffic and weather together. Hey, that kind of rhymes here on KXDC Talk Radio.

Well, it's a cool evening, finally. And there is no one on the freeways.

What a great time for a high-speech ace.

Well, look who's out after dark.

Are you alone?

I'm meeting someone.

Oh, really? Well, good luck.

Sorry, I'm late.

No problem.

Really glad that you called.

Got you sure, May.

Thanks.

Nice place.

Yeah, it's close to work.

So, what do you want to talk about?

Have you thought about what I said?

Oh, Alex.

I hope asking you to meet me didn't get your hopes up.

I am a hopeless optimist.

Yeah, I know.

I got your flowers today.

And I got your flowers yesterday.

And the day before that, Alex, this has to stop. It's over.

I'm already seeing someone else.

And I have been for a while.

Don't tell me it's your boss.

That's not the point.

The point is Christopher knows the meaning of the word fun.

I suppose he thinks it means a threesome.

I don't know, Alex.

But I know he wouldn't reject the idea out of hand.

So let's just say farewell. Okay.

No more calls.

No more flowers.

Agreed?

Good. I'm glad we had this little talk.

The raker lives out there for you somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Hey, Howard, give me a couple shots.

The good stuff.

I gotta go cheer up a friend.

It's the craziest place I've ever been loved.

I'm going to spend the night with a threesome.

You're not wearing that tie on the show, are you?

Why?

Oh, nothing. Just trying to save you some embarrassment.

I'd rather be embarrassed by my tie than my lifestyle.

And what do you know about my lifestyle?

Oh, just what everybody else knows.

But I guess it's none of my business if you enjoy having a bit of a reputation.

You know what?

Fuck you.

Rebecca, we're going on air in a few moments.

No, I cannot work with that man.

I'm sorry if I'm overstepping my bounds, but I have to ask,

as producer of this show, are you and Alex romantically involved?

What? that man repulses me.

What could possibly give you that notion?

Well, when there's such passionate discontent between two people

who are so obviously attracted to one another, it usually means

they're romantically involved.

Attracted to one another? Give me a break.

Rebecca, you and I are friends.

But it's my job to provide this station with 16 segments of talk sex.

And you're under contract to help me do that.

So I suggest that we get out there and we all do what we agreed to do.

Fine.

Good.

I was about to head home, unless you need anything else, Mr. Johnson.

Well, now that you mention it,

I've been meaning to continue the conversation that we were having

about two consenting adults.

Yeah, okay.

Did you mean what you said?

Yes, I did.

Well, I guess we both know how we feel.

You know what, I'm sorry, I can't.

This is just not me.

What?

Let's take another caller.

Jenny, you're online 2.

Jenny, you're getting to be a regular. What's up?

Well, I went out with another guy last night.

He's not a doctor. He actually works in administration.

But it's funny how someone can be right in front of your face

and you don't even realize that they could be the one you're looking for.

How long have you known each other?

I've known Russell for about two years, but I never knew how he felt about me,

because he was always too shy to say.

So did you finally make the first move?

Well, I invited him back to my place, and he kissed me,

and it was like the best kiss I've ever had.

When we finally got together,

it felt so natural that we just decided right then and

there that we didn't ever want to be with anybody else.

He's so strong

and I feel so delicate in his arms and that's a feeling I really love.

He even said himself we're the perfect yin and yang.

I had fun playing the field, but I think my search is over.

Russell was right in front of me all along.

I'm really happy for you, Jenny. And let us know how it goes, OK?

Well, that's all the time we have for today's show.

Remember, we were put on this planet to please one another.

So go out there and make somebody's day. See you later.

So Eric, how does that make you feel to wear the shoe on the other foot?

I'm bummed. I really fell for her.

And I thought she was falling for me, you know?

Well, you've learned a good lesson.

And believe me, there are going to be more and more women like her out there.

She said she listens to your show.

I didn't realize how much she tries to emulate you.

I guess she's one of your proteges.

Well, good for her.

Fortunately, Eric, not everybody believes

that fighting fire with fire is the solution.

Now just because men need to be more sexually mature

doesn't mean that women have to stoop to their level to achieve sexual equality.

Remember, love is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

My advice, Eric, is to treat women as equals,

have no expectations, and enjoy the moment.

Well, that's all the time we have for tonight.

Thanks for tuning in to TalkSex. We'll see you next time.

And we are off.

We'll have an exciting night, Doctor.

Good night.

Good night.

Oh shit

Need a lift?

I locked my keys in the car.

Can I borrow your cell phone?

Don't have one.

Of course not.

Locksmith will take forever anyway. I got wire coat hangers at my house.

I can open them with those.

Jump in.

Can I warm you up with a cup of tea?

Um...

Actually, I'd just really like to go home.

Come on, you can dry off too while I look for some hangers.

I don't have orange, you know?

Yeah.

Okay.

Nice place.

Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Got my tools.

Shall we?

Um, can we wait a sec? I just, I got my tea.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

You want to get out of those wet clothes?

Not so fast, doctor.

No, I just meant I have a,

have a nice big bathrobe in the guest bathroom if you want it.

Okay.

Can I wear it home?

Sure.

Yeah, okay. Thank you.

You're welcome.

What is that?

It's a puzzle I got in Thailand.

Breaking into cars and now traveling the Far East.

Just full of surprises, aren't ya?

I don't think anybody's ever figured it out.

May I?

So, um, that girl you were with at Breakers, is that your girlfriend?

You know, I bought you a drink, but you disappeared.

How long were you together?

A year.

Ouch.

Yeah, I thought we'd be together forever.

Well, loneliness is painful, but I guess you learn to live with it.

Sounds like you've had some experience in that area.

I almost got it. Wait, hold it for me.

Is that right?

No.

One more turn.

Oh. Voila.

And we'll be back in a moment with another caller.

Morning.

Hi.

You busy tonight?

Why?

I thought you could come over and help me solve some more puzzles.

Sorry, class is over.

You mean that's it?

What more did you expect?

So I'm just another notch in your belt?

Look, you helped me out. I appreciated it. We shared a nice evening.

What more do you want?

Nothing, I guess. You know,

for a moment there,

I was starting to think your heart was made of something other than rust,

but I guess I was wrong.

Wait, Alex.

Anna, we're on.

And welcome back to another hour of Sex in the Morning.

I'm your host, Rebecca Baikman,

here to guide you through your sexual adventures.

Vicky, you're on line one. What's your story?

Hi, Rebecca. Thanks for taking my call.

I just wanted to tell you

about an encounter I had last night that was just phenomenal.

Really? What happened?

Well, I was with this man I've known for years,

and out of nowhere, we suddenly had this mutual sexual attraction.

I never thought I wanted to give up the single life,

but something clicked with this guy, and now I don't know what to do.

Rebecca,

What should I do?

Well, it sounds like you found someone special.

I think so.

Well, hold on to him then.

Life is too short.

Where were you today?

What do you mean?

You were starting to sound a bit like your nemesis.

oh Please.

You know, he said something really interesting to me today.

Yeah, what's that?

He thanked me for introducing you to him.

It's funny, huh?

Yeah. Funny.

Can I speak to you for a few moments, Mr. Johnson?

Sure.

It's just that...

Mr. Johnson?

Yeah.

Just wanted to let you know you're the last one to bill, so make sure you lock up.

Will do. Thank you. Good night.

Well, I just wanted to say that you've hardly spoken to me unless it's

work-related,

and I think it's because of the impression that I've been giving.

You know, I think I've given you the wrong impression, too.

I've been watching you for a while now,

so I think I've gotten to know you as a person.

You know something?

I feel the same way.

You do?

Mm-hmm.

And I have to say, Mr. Johnson, that you're a very interesting man.

And to speak very frankly, I'm very interested in you.

Really?

Really. Crossed my heart.

Well, I'm very glad to hear that, Ms. Wilkins.

Hmm. You know what?

I've dreamt about you naked, so I think you can call me Sarah now, okay, John?

Ah!

Hey, that's great. Okay, thanks for the call.

See you tomorrow.

What's this?

Peace offering.

Friends?

Sure.

Stand by in five, four, three, two.

Welcome to Talk Sex.

I'm Rebecca Bakeman and this is my distinguished co-host, Dr. Alex Hamill.

Good evening.

Rebecca, I'd like to start tonight's show off

with an encounter of my own that I'd like to share.

Okay.

Recently, I had, I daresay, a sexual epiphany.

Really? I mean, really.

I have to tell you, I'm sort of in shock hearing you say that.

Oh my God. What now?

Tell us about it.

Rebecca, it was the most passionate,

incredible experience and I was able to walk away without any emotional attachment.

Are you sure there wasn't any emotional feeling?

Perhaps this person meant more to you than you're admitting.

No, no, that's just it. It was purely physical.

It's quite extraordinary. I never thought it would be possible.

I don't really understand how you could have such a change of heart.

Certainly this person and you had some sort of emotional connection.

What about your theory that love is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

What can I say?

I guess I changed my mind.

And I guess I have you to thank for my new perspective.

Anyway, let's go to the caller.

The show can't work if they both have the same point of view.

I can't help it if he's in love with me. I told him I have to move on.

He blames you, Rebecca, even though I told him I do my own thinking.

Believe me, he'll get over it. You gotta do what's best for you.

Wait, Jan, are you sure you want to let this man go?

It seems like you have a lot in common.

But I thought you would have done the same thing.

What happened to seeking out new adventure and the female reawakening?

Well, there is a time for adventure.

But sometimes you've gotta hold on to a good thing.

Rebecca's getting soft. Jan, you're right. If you need to move on, then move on.

Thanks for the call. We'll be right back with more talk Sex.

And we're off.

Okay, somebody want to tell me what's going on here?

Don't ask me.

I'm sorry, I had a sexual epiphany.

Yeah, I heard.

I suppose you had an epiphany also.

Not that I'm aware of.

Well, as you know, the programmers have renewed this show

and we're back on the air in two weeks.

We haven't told them the sort of problem out.

Excuse me, Jan, aren't our contracts fulfilled after this show?

Well, yes, but you're going to renew. You two are stars.

And I can assure you,

you will not be disappointed with the terms of your new contract.

Jan, there's something that I...

And we're back in three, two, one.

Welcome back.

We were going to take one more call, but I have an announcement to make.

This is my last show.

I'm leaving for Chicago where I'll be doing a radio show at WCBO.

I'm going to miss talk Sex, but I'm especially going to miss my co-host.

And I would like to thank you, our audience, for making our show a success.

And I'm sure you'll do just fine without me.

Thanks for tuning in.

Good night.

Rebecca.

Oh, good night, everybody.

And we're off. It's a wrap, everyone.

So, can I buy you a drink and celebrate?

I'd love to, but I'm leaving in the morning.

Got a lot of business to take care of. Sorry.

No problem.

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

It's been nice working with you, Rebecca.

Me too.

Here we go again with more traffic and weather on KXTC Talk Radio.

God, I've been doing this a long time.

And you know what? The traffic hasn't changed.

I'm glad I'm in a helicopter.

Hello, San Diego. This is Sex in the Morning with Rebecca.

I'm your host, Rebecca Bakeman. How's your sex life?

Bonnie, you're on line one.

Hi, Rebecca. Recently, I had this ultra moment and now I'm ultra confused.

You see, I've been having cyber sex with this guy for a couple of months now.

And I just recently met him in person for the first time.

Great. So, how'd it go?

He actually told me

that he was very innocent, you know, like practically a virgin.

And I told him not to worry

because I was very experienced and I would teach him all that he needed to know.

So, I invited him over and when he got here,

he said he wanted to have sex in front of my computer camera.

Really?

As it turns out,

he wasn't quite as innocent and as unexperienced as he led me to believe.

In fact, it was just all an act.

You see, he was quite an amazing lover.

The truth is, Rebecca, I haven't been with that many guys before in my life,

and this was an entirely new experience for me.

So Bonnie, what's your question?

We don't really know each other, so I'm not really sure what to do.

I've got one word for you, Bonnie. Honesty.

When you pretend to be what you think somebody else would like,

you end up surrendering a large part of who you truly are.

I think that if we human beings could set aside the pretense,

we'd all be having a lot more fun with each other.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, point taken.

Thanks a lot, Rebecca.

Well, I've got to take a break, but I'll be right back with more Sex in the Morning.

Uh, Rebecca Bakeman, please.

Oh, she has?

No, uh, no message, thanks.

Mind if I sit down?

Now, why is a good-looking woman like you sitting all alone?

Come on, you can do better than that.

My name is Dick.

How fitting.

Excuse me, did you say something?

No, no, nothing.

How you doing, Dick?

I'm doing good.

Can I get you a drink?

Well, here's the deal, Dick.

We're not gonna end up in bed tonight.

Or ever.

So, if you can live with that, by all means, I'll have a drink with you.

Look, I'm sorry to bother you, okay?

Oh, wait. Okay. I'm sorry. Come on.

Drinks are on me.

We can order two more here. There's plenty more back at my place.

What do you say?

Well, that sounds real tempting, Tiger, but it's getting late.

You sure?

Yeah.

It was nice meeting you, though.

It sounds like you guys had a great time, Diane.

I'm just sorry your boyfriend couldn't deal with a little sexual adventure.

But if he couldn't handle it, you probably weren't meant to be with each other anyway.

You'll find the right one eventually.

You might as well have fun looking in the meantime.

Okay.

Time for traffic and weather here on KXTC. Do you really want to know?

I didn't think so.

So let's get back to Rebecca and talk about sex.

Let's go to our next caller. Greg, what's your story?

Greg?

I once made love to a terrific woman.

I mean, she was the last person I ever thought I would have fallen in love with.

When I finally realized that she, her cool exterior was all just a front,

I thought it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Well, as you know, Greg, women can be studs too.

Maybe, but I don't think they mean it.

I think that when they're like that, they're just hiding from their feelings.

Did you ever see your elusive lover again?

Yes. Yes, when I got back in town from Chicago,

I went to her usual hangout to find her.

There she was, same as ever.

Did you talk to her?

No. No, she was with a guy that she probably just met, sipping a blue martini.

Maybe you should have taken a chance.

Maybe she would have been happy to see you.

I doubt it. She's not looking for a relationship.

You never know, Greg. People change.

I think it's up to her. If she cares, she'll find me.

I'll tell you what, Greg. I'm going to put you on hold

and you can give our producer your hotel number.

If this special lady you're talking about is listening,

she could call in and maybe we could put you in touch.

I'm leaving in an hour.

Please, why don't you just give the number to the producer?

You never know.

Okay.

Great. Thanks for calling, Greg.

That's about all the time we have for sex in the morning with Rebecca.

Actually, we're going to quit a little bit early

to give more time to our friend the morning chef.

We'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm in room 1219. Thanks.

Room 1219 at Delmont Hotel.

What the hell are you doing? The morning chef isn't even here yet.

Play a tape. Did you get the number?

Yeah, he's in room 1219 at Delmont Hotel.

Hello, Dr. Hamill. Or should I say Greg?

Didn't fool you, huh?

Well, I figured it was you or else somebody reading my mind.

Maybe I can read your mind.

Good.

Then you should know how much I missed you.

I missed you too, Rebecca.

You're so beautiful.

Look, I've got another book signing to go to.

Will you wait for me?

No. I let you go the first time and you disappeared for a year.

I'm going with you.

Miss Bakeman, I think that this is the start of a beautiful relationship.

I know it is.

Have you ever done it on the elevator?