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Hell, no.

Ahh!

What's up, y'all?

It's Flip, the dark prince of pranking.

And I've been summoned here

from your collective nightmares--

to take ordinary people,

people who have it coming to them,

and drop them into frightening scenarios of my own creation.

Today's treats include super-soft pillows--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Adorable dolls...

He better not have no bodies up in here.

And fun little riddles.

Why are chickens so bad at baseball?

All right, y'all, let's do better by being badder.

- Ahh! - Ahh!

This is "Scare Tactics."

Let's begin with Colbi.

He's a wannabe influencer.

Already enough reason for a scare.

Colbi is always playing pranks on his cousin, Jada,

so she asked me to help get revenge.

If content creators care about anything,

it's getting more followers.

So I knew Colbi couldn't resist the chance

to collab with viral star Molly the Magnificent

at a furniture store.

No bedbugs here. - Oh.

But some of the pieces are infested with evil.

It's the ghost. Ah.

All right, OK.

Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Welcome in.

Hello.

We're here to do a photoshoot.

Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So, Molly, she's magnificent.

- OK. - OK.

She has really huge numbers, so it'll be really good

for this place. - Nice.

- OK. - We just reopened.

- Congratulations. - What did this place

used to be before you reopened?

We had a little incident.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hey, what's going on, man? - Hi.

Are you helping out with-- - Colbi.

- Oh, Colbi. What's your name? - Jada.

Jada. Nice to meet you.

I also go by Jada J. - Oh, OK.

And Melania. - Yes.

- So nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Mateo, yeah. - Mateo.

Oh, yeah, Molly's great.

What she does is she kind of is in the digital, like,

content creation space,

and she does a lot of high-end design

and furniture and stuff like that.

So kind of follow her lead.

You know, she's so excited to do this.

We're excited, too.

So here.

Just, like, clip it with this outside.

OK.

And you-- yeah, nice and easy.

OK, guys, we're gonna be meeting Molly the Magnificent,

what her name is?

Hi, welcome in.

- Oh. - Hi.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Hey, hi, hi, hi. I'm Molly.

- I'm Jada. - Jada, nice to meet you.

Colbi. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Colbi.

Thank you, guys.

So is there anything you would need from me?

Honestly, I--I feel like you've done such a great job,

like, setting up your space.

I feel ready to go.

I shoot catching everything.

So, like, if you don't mind, it'll just

be, like, the three of us.

I'm so sorry, guys. I'm not--

So basically, you're going to help me make some content.

So y'all get comfy. - OK. OK.

It might feel weird, but glam up this couch

and pretend like it's yours and you're having fun.

Real natural, real natural.

OK, OK, natural.

So now, tell me about the sofa.

I love this sofa. It is super-soft.

Yeah.

By the way, that blanket with the couch combo...

Top-tier.

Tell me what you love about it.

Softest thing ever.

$300 for a blanket is not crazy at all.

Yeah, softest--

Oh.

Oh, my god, what is--

It's the ghost.

Ah.

Please not.

I don't think so.

That was on--it fell off the back of that thing.

Did you get that on there, too?

That thing falling on there?

I mean, I might have. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see.

Now, if you see a hand pop up--

No, you had to have hit it.

Was something behind you?

is not crazy at all.

Oh! - Oh!

It's the pillow.

OK, there we go.

OK.

I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but--

No. For real, I'm hauling ass.

OK, great.

So now same deal.

Tell me about this sofa. - Let's get it.

Let's do it.

- I love this sofa. - Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

- This color is phenomenal. - Yeah.

I'm gonna get a close-up.

Get this in your living room.

Little neat, little--little chic.

What the heck is that?

OK, listen. Now--

Remember those, like, vibrating couches?

Did you ever go to those motels?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Where you put, like, the quarter and they, like vibrate.

Oh, OK. I never heard of that.

Oh, my god, they're hilarious.

OK, let's sit.

Yo, this is wild work. OK.

Here we go.

OK, how does this one feel?

This thing, soft in all the right places but firm on the

sit down. - I love that.

Keep going. - Yeah.

Just the--yo, OK.

Yo, that ain't cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Um...

Yo, this is--this is crazy.

That's weird, right?

- Yeah, that is pretty weird. - I mess with ghosts.

OK.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, look, man.

Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Ahh! Help me!

Help me! Help me! Help!

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Help me. Help me!

Oh, shit.

You're on "Scare Tactics."

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, what's going on, bro?

- Yay. - Oh, my god.

OK, that was good.

Yo, my bad.

I did not mean to leave you like that.

Oh, no.

I was trying to keep it together.

I was like, there's a lot of weird stuff going on.

But as soon as homey came out there, I peed a little,

and then I immediately started running.

I don't see pillows walk, talk, or move.

That's not my vibe, you know what I'm saying?

I save that for Harry Potter.

1 to 10, how scared?

Probably like a 13 1/2 because--

because at first, I was like, that's weird,

you know what I'm saying?

I was like, maybe they getting active in the back.

You just can't hear them. You know what I'm saying?

I'm sorry that I pranked you, cousin, but get over it.

They scared the bejesus out of me.

I ain't gonna hold ya.

People love a garage sale for some reason.

Used cutlery, amateur taxidermy,

vintage clothes, and various dead people hand-me-downs.

But you never know what might be lurking

under the piles of board games and old hats.

It could be anything.

My guy, Tre, says his mom, Lorenda,

dragged him to way too many garage sales

when he was a kid.

So to get her back, Tre is taking Lorenda to a very

special one just for her.

They just might find a deal...

To die for.

It's you, my Ava.

And this is music.

♪ No matter how you

Goodbye, Uncle Lou.

Hey. How you doing?

- I'm fine. - Good, how you doing?

- Hey. - I'm Dustin.

Listen, nice to meet you, dog. I'm Tre.

Nice to meet you. This is my mom, Lorenda.

- Cool, cool. - Yes.

Pleasure to meet you both. - Nice to meet you.

My Uncle Lou, he was a bit of a hoarder.

I mean, Jesus.

You never really know how much stuff someone

has until they die, right?

Yeah, you know, he died in the house.

Very suddenly. - Yeah.

Nobody really knows how or why.

But yeah, anyway.

Real quick, two things.

One, take anything but that box right there.

It is fragile. It's heavy. Don't bump into it.

Don't move it. No nothing.

It's the one thing in the garage that's mine, OK?

- OK. - Everything else is yours.

And then these are for you guys because, you know,

it's kind of dusty.

- OK. - Have fun.

OK. Appreciate it, man.

Yeah, totally.

God knows what else is in there.

You know, Tre, I didn't come here to clean up.

We ain't. You are not cleaning up.

Oh, OK, then.

OK, OK. Where would we start?

OK, you said--

Look at this old record player.

Hey, I wish you can fit one--

You see this--look.

Did y'all used to have this back in the day

when y'all were young?

- Yes. - I like that.

I do, too.

I wonder if it still works.

Ooh!

- What? - Lord, them legs.

Them legs?

Them legs scared you?

Tre, I'm telling you, I believe that man

got some bodies in here. Look.

He better not have no bodies up in here.

All right, let's just keep looking around.

Oh, my god, I'm just too nervous.

You nervous? Look at these bicycles.

Ooh. I like them chairs.

Oh, I do like them chairs.

I wonder if we could take them.

Oh, look at that cage.

Huh? Ugh.

What is that?

What?

That's an apple.

I told you it was something wrong with that man.

Why in the world an apple in there?

Look like somebody's been in here eating it.

OK, anyways, anyways. OK.

OK, he said not to mess with that box.

OK, that box is empty.

Yeah, don't mess with it.

Well, why can't we just see what's in there?

We ain't going--

The box is moving.

- Help me. - Ahh!

Help.

Ahh!

Oh, no! Ahh!

Mama, come on!

Get out of here!

Help. Help. Help.

Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me.

- It's OK. - You're on "Scare Tactics."

- What in the-- - What do you have to say?

I ain't never seen you run that fast.

I felt like running, so I ran.

Y'all got me.

Ahh!

And when she come out of there, I'd have had a heart attack.

Oh, my god.

Whoever's in there is alive. We next.

Oh, no.

Hey, why'd you scream like that when the boxes fell over?

You're such a chicken.

Hey, look, he's eating chicken.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I hate riddles, but I like murderers who love riddles.

This is Laura and her very Gen-Z son, Brett,

who still lives at home.

They get along pretty well, except for that time

Brett played a prank on her that brought the cops over.

Laura thinks it's time for Brett to get the boot.

So she signed him up for a job

working with a security guard for the day.

Turns out Brett may need some security of his own.

So we go down the hall a little bit.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, it's--it's--

Where are we going?

This is our check-in security.

Yeah?

Hey, man.

Hello, hello.

Are you friends or--

- This is my mom. - I'm his mom.

Oh, Mom? OK, cool.

Yeah, you can sit right here.

OK.

All right, cool.

What's your name, by the way?

I didn't get anybody's name. - Oh, Rick.

- Rick? - My hand's sweaty, man.

Nice to meet you.

AC.

Yeah, man. This is basically my job.

The other security guard, his name is Roman.

He'll be back soon.

He's just in the bathroom right now.

Oh, OK.

Yeah, he always takes a long time.

Do you do a lot of stuff with your mom?

I'm a musician and I call her my momager.

Momager.

Because she's like-- instead of having a manager,

you know, because she knows how to work the business.

And it's like, she always kind of, like, makes a joke,

and she's like, I want a pink Porsche.

When I get money, she's getting a pink Porsche.

I promise. - All right.

Are you going to school in Atlanta or anything or--

So I just graduated high school.

OK.

I was actually homeschooled.

I was valedictorian, too.

Yeah, man.

Yo, Rome, I know you down there.

Come on, man.

Rome?

Real quick, I'm gonna see where this man is at.

- OK. - Keep looking at the monitors.

It's literally gonna be a second.

OK.

I will hit you up on this.

All right, I'll be right back.

90 seconds, man.

Don't leave me too long, man.

This place is weird.

Hello. - Hey. Hey, guy.

You seen Rick?

He just went to go look for the other security guard.

Oh, OK.

Nah, I heard something out there,

and I thought that maybe he might have heard something,

but-- - Yeah, I heard something, too.

You didn't see anything, though?

No.

Mm. Hey, yo, Rick, you there?

Yep.

Hey, buddy.

I just heard something down there.

I'm up in the booth right now.

I was looking for ya.

You see anything?

I think I see him right now.

Cluck, cluck.

Rick, who was that?

Did you come in with anybody else?

I came in--

Uh...

I came in with my mom.

I'm assuming that's not your mom.

No.

I don't know where she is.

- What's in his hand? - It looks like a crowbar.

Hey, buddy.

I just heard something down there.

You see anything?

I think I see him right now.

I'm assuming that's not your mom.

My mom is not a man in a bucket hat, no.

I don't know where she is. - Rick, you there, buddy?

You'll remain safe from me

by answering these riddles three.

What's he doing?

If a rooster lays three brown eggs

and three white eggs,

how many eggs did the rooster lay?

Um...

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck,

cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

- Six. - Six?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Damn, you're right.

That is so--ah!

Wait, what the hell--

A rooster is a male chicken.

Do you know this guy?

You work here.

- Yeah, I-- - I don't work here!

Oh.

Uh... does he see the camera?

Considering he's looking right at us, I think he does.

Why are chickens so bad at baseball?

OK, let's think about this one for a minute

because we messed up the last one really hard.

Why are chickens bad at baseball?

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck,

cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

We're just trying to think about it for a minute.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!

Because they don't know what the cluck they are doing.

Because they hit too many "fowl" balls.

Oh, come on!

That wasn't even smart.

Uh...

Hey, man, stay back, bro.

Hey, stop. Hey, I'm serious.

I probably got a gun.

You better back the [bleep] up.

Dude, get out of there.

Oh, shit.

Shit, he's coming after me, man.

Help me!

What the [bleep]? Ahh!

I found your friend.

He's boneless and skinless.

I want to meet you beak-to-beak.

He said beak-to-beak.

That means he's coming here.

- Cluck. - I'm gonna just--

No, no, no, don't go towards the door.

Cluck, cluck, cluck.

- Um... - Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!

Ahh! Ahh!

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! Ahh!

Are you ready for the third riddle?

Who put you on "Scare Tactics"?

It was your mom.

Whoo!

Well done, buddy.

You're a good sport, buddy, but your ma set you up.

Yeah, so your mom did this to you.

I'm sorry, pumpkin.

Were you scared?

I told you I'd get you back one day

for hiding behind the washing machine

and giving everybody a heart attack.

Oh, that's what we did this for?

Wait, so this is revenge?

Sort of.

When he was a little kid, he decided

to hide behind the washing machine

in my house for three hours.

We had to call the police.

We had every neighbor out looking for him.

We thought he was kidnapped.

And he basically took about ten years off my life.

So this is just payback.

Sorry. - All right, Mom.

You OK? You getting the normal blood level back?

I'm here. I'm good.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!