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William, observe this.
You'll find it fascinating.

Now then, hear this.

Upper Robot, left face.

[Device Hums]

Lower Robot,
forward march.

[Device Hums]

I gave you
a direct order.

Are you sure you want
to do this to me, Dr. Smith?

Don't delay.
Do as I say.

Upper half, left face.
[Device Humming]

Lower half,
forward march.

Well, this is it.

One, two. Company halt.

One, two. Left, right.
Company halt.

I hope
you realize, Dr. Smith,

by splitting my body
this way,

you may also be
splitting my personality.

If you had a personality to
split, which you do not.

You are
an impersonal collection

of inanimate hardware.
Nothing more.

I don't see why you
had to split him in two

just because
standing watch bores you.

Why couldn't you have thought
of something else to do?

Boredom,
like necessity, William,

is very often
the mother of invention.

By separating the upper and
nether regions of the Robot,

I can now use the nether part
as a mobile carry-all,

without having to listen to the
inane cackling of the upper part.

It's really very simple.
I shall demonstrate.

Let us assume that the
carry-all is now loaded

with an appetizing
hot luncheon for me.

Ten paces forward,
to the rear, march.

[Device Humming]

Come back!

You pushed
the wrong button.

Come back!
To the rear!

Open the hatch! Come back!
To the rear, march!

Doctor! No! Don't!

Now you've done it.

You've launched
the pod into space.

I have?

You and your
mothers of invention!

Why couldn't you have invented
something simple, like a padded cell?

[John ]
What's going on here?

No, don't tell me.

Come on.
We've gotta get it back.

I'm sorry I said that
about the padded cell,

but you asked for it.

Neutralize pod
propulsion system.

Neutralized.

Ascent thrusters on.

Ascent thrusters on.

It's not responding.

It's moving
away from us.

Right toward
that planet.

Enough gravity pull
coming off of that planet

to pull us in, too,
if we get any closer.

[ Groaning ]
That was quite a jolt.

Are you all right, Robot?

The pod's landing was not very smooth.
It jarred me from head to...

[Groans]

I know how you feel.

You feel like
your tread section

is still with you,
even though it's not.

Man, do I?

You'd better tell 'em,
Dr. Smith.

Well, you see, in the
course of teaching him

to accelerate his
response to orders...

You accelerated the lower half
of him into that pod, right?

I'm afraid so.

For two cents, Smith, I'd
accelerate you down there!

What do you say, John?
Do we go down for it?

To a planet we
know nothing about

till it's too
late to pull out?

We can get
a spectrometer reading on it.

[Static On Speaker]

It's coming
from that planet.

This is the Jupiter 2.
Come in.

[Male Alien On Speaker] You
are understood, Jupiter 2.

The vehicle which landed here, was
it dispatched from the Jupiter 2?

If so, for what purpose?
Answer, please.

It wasn't dispatched. The
landing was unintentional.

We'd like it returned.

It is at your disposal
if you will come and get it.

Do you have facilities
to handle our landing?

[ Static ]

Come in.

[Static Continues]

Come in.

Well, if we care to risk it,
we're invited down.

I'll get a fix on the
location, if that's any help.

I'm sure it will be.

Professor, you may as well
set us down.

Well, even if I
do decide to,

it doesn't let
you off the hook.

It doesn't look very
inviting [ Scoffs ]

Ever see Earth
from 2,000 miles?

All right.
We'll take her down.

Lower deck and strap in. Pass
the word on to your mother.

Yes, sir.

[Sighs]

There's the pod.

That's strange. There's
no one down there.

Looks like it could be some
kind of an industrial area.

What kind of industry?

What kind of life-forms?

Robot. Get me a rundown on the
atmosphere and life-forms.

Atmosphere, there is.

On life-forms, I do not
have sufficient data.

However, they do exist.

You think there'd be somebody
down there to greet us.

This is the Jupiter 2 in
your landing area. Come in.

That's odd.

This is
a pleasant surprise.

A nice, clean city
instead of a dismal planet.

Are they friendly?

I think they're
playing hard to reach.

Perhaps they're preparing a
welcoming reception for us.

I can hardly wait.
Shall we go?

For the time being,
I prefer to wait.

I have a hunch
they're afraid of us.

In that case, I shall
set their fears at rest

by explaining
exactly what happened.

The moment they see me, they'll
realize that we come in peace.

Is it safe,
do you think?

You're the ambassador of goodwill, Smith.
You tell us.

And while you are out there, Dr.
Smith, send back my tracks.

I do not like my present
state of immobility.

Bah!

We'd better keep an eye
on him, just in case.

All right.

Look. There's Dr. Smith.

[Screams]

Keep away!

No. Keep away.
Keep away.

Don't touch me. Can't
you see my white flag?

What is
this white flag?

Is it a weapon
for doing injury?

No, no. No, no.
It's a flag of truce.

Here. Here, take it.

I wouldn't injure you, not
for anything in the world.

What world
are you from?

The planet Earth.
Surely you've heard of it.

It's a very civilized planet,
and we are so peace-loving.

Now may I go?
No.

How many like you on
that great vehicle?

There are six,
but they're not like me.

Not like you?

They are different? How?

Well, you see,
we have brunette, blonde.

Blue eyes, brown eyes.
Tall, short.

Handsome, not-so-handsome.
Strong, weak.

An assorted
potpourri of types.

I, of course, fall into
the handsome-strong category.

You are a strong,
handsome type?

Oh, yes.
Yes, indeed I am.

Very interesting.

I should like to
see the other types.

All different
from each other, yes?

Oh, yes.
Yes, they are.

Tell them we shall
visit them soon. Go.

Yes.

You shall visit them soon.
I'll tell them.

Oh, dear!
What a dreadful experience.

You mean no
welcoming reception, Smith?

What was
the dreadful experience?

It was terrible.

When I opened
the hatch of the pod,

a ferocious beast of prey

with venomous fangs and the
claws of a grizzly bear

lunged at me,
breathing noxious fumes.

And you just picked
him up in your arms

and threw him over
the precipice, right?

Why don't you
just admit you were

too scared to go
beyond that pod?

You're a cold,
cruel man, Major.

Have you no compassion
for me?

Professor,
I urge that we leave

before they come.
"They"?

The others. They have
evil designs on us.

We must leave at once.

Oh, now,
look, Dr. Smith.

It's very easy to imagine
all sorts of terrors,

when you're
out there alone.

Why don't you just go on to your
cabin and have a little rest?

We'd better get the pod ourselves.
[Signal Humming]

You spoke correctly.

You are indeed all very
different from each other.

It is very strange.

Blonde, blue eyes.

Brunette, brown eyes.

Tall, short.

You may be useful to us

when you are
united with the section

I observed in
their smaller vehicle.

Oh! Oh!

Is anyone hurt?

It was he, the beast, I told you about.
I know it was.

Oh, I feel cold, as though I'd
been immersed in ice water.

Oh, there, there, Dr. Smith.
Shh. That's all right now.

I... I heard
a high-pitched signal,

and... And I sort of
felt this presence,

but I couldn't do
anything about it.

I could feel it touch me, but I
couldn't even scream or move.

They've got
the rest of the Robot.

Calamity! Calamity!

Dr. Smith, calm yourself.

We may not be dealing with any
ferocious beasts of prey,

but obviously there's a
dangerous life-form clown there

that prefers intimidation
to communication.

He communicated with me.

The beast of prey with
venomous fangs, Smith?

Perhaps I
exaggerated a bit.

He was of
indeterminate shape.

Never mind what
he looked like.

What did he say?

He wanted to know
where we were from.

When I told him,
he wanted to know, then,

whether we all
looked like each other.

I hope you denied that.

Naturally, Major.

Perhaps the life-forms here
are all look-alikes.

Dad, where's
the rest of the Robot?

I would assume they
took him with them.

The sooner we
leave here, the better.

And leave the Robot?

Will, we don't have
any choice.

We're outta luck, John.

He not only took
the Robot with him,

he knocked out our
guidance system and power.

Robot?

Why has the small
Earth traveler come?

Is he curious?

Sure, I'm curious.

But the real reason I came
was to get our Robot back.

He is in good hands.

But he belongs to us.

You had no right
to take him.

You also had no reason to mess up
our ship so we couldn't leave.

We have very good reason.

Look there.

You will agree the likeness to
you is extremely accurate, yes?

Well, even if it is,
that doesn't prove anything.

Look at us.

It is good to be
alike and uniform.

If some of us are different
from each other, like you...

You are great travelers.

In your vehicle, you come and
go from the planet Earth.

We, who are all uniform,

are not able to do the adventurous
things you have done.

To be like you
would make us superior.

We have been too long content
with our uniformity.

It has made us complacent.

And to be complacent

is but one step from decay

and the end of
our civilization.

This is a noble and
daring experiment.

What do you mean?
What experiment?

These duplicates

will be the advance guard
of our civilization

towards a brave,
new vitality.

All right.
All right, fine.

Imitation is the sincerest
form of flattery, I guess.

And now...
Now, will you please

give us our Robot
and release our ship?

The small Earth traveler
is mistaken

if he thinks these
are only imitation.

Your robot will explain.

Robot!
Are you all right?

Come on. We've gotta get
you back where you belong.

This is where I belong,
small Earth traveler.

Please, quit playing games.

I play no games.

It is my function to assist the
members of the advance guard

on their daring
but noble mission.

What mission?

To replace
the Earth travelers

to appropriate their
vehicle, the Jupiter 2,

to set a course
for the planet Earth

and make
that planet ours.

Do you realize what you're saying,
what they're trying to do?

And what's gonna happen to us
if they do this?

And when they get there, he said, that
they were gonna make Earth theirs.

How did you get away?
Did the Robot help you?

No. They just let me go.

They managed to get the Robot
over to their side somehow.

Yeah, well.

That's quite a program they've
planned for themselves.

They make exact
duplicates of us,

hijack the ship and head
for home, our home.

Perhaps we should secrete ourselves
in the bowels of the ship.

Then we'll get to Earth too.

Where do you suggest you
secrete yourself, Smith?

In the exhaust stack? If they do take
over, they'll be all over the ship.

Were they real-live
duplicates, Will?

Not quite, but they
were well on their way.

I defy anyone to make a duplicate of me.
It's really quite impossible.

How do you defy a life force
that can black us out,

blow the entire
propulsion unit

and transform themselves into living,
breathing human beings, hmm?

Dad? I tried
talking to their chief.

I guess that's
what you'd call him.

But he wouldn't listen. He just
kept telling me their plans.

Well, maybe I can get
him to listen to me.

And this time, I'm giving
the order out loud.

No one leaves the ship
till Don and I return.

Yes, sir.

All right. Let's go.

Well, here are the tubes,
but no duplicates.

Yeah.

Will couldn't have
made up that story.

Let's take a look.

I believe you
wanted to talk to us.

We did.
Talk.

I guess...

I guess I need
a little time

to get used to the fact that I
seem to be talking to myself.

Well, we've achieved
our purpose, I guess.

That is a popular expression
with you, isn't it?

The expression may be popular,
but, take it from me,

that doesn't go for you.
Or you.

That remains to
be seen, I guess.

Why are you doing this?

Didn't the small
Earth traveler tell you?

He's to be my son.

You'll never get away
with it.

You'll be exposed
as impostors

the moment you
land on Earth.

Oh, the fact that our appearance
shocked you so proves otherwise.

Let's get 'em!

Do not resist.
It is futile.

What do you intend doing with
us and the rest of my family?

Until we return from the planet
Earth with our first report,

you will be kept here

in a state of preservation
as our prototypes.

Our method is quite
harmless, as you will see.

[Signal Humming]

[Chortles]

Our first test.

I think we
succeeded rather well.

We sure did, I guess.

Watch that. We mustn't
use it too often.

You're the boss.

Don't you ever
forget that.

We are at the beginning of a
great rebirth for our people.

As soon as I have
imprisoned the others,

you will proceed to
carry out your mission.

[Yelps]

What are you doing,
Dr. Smith?

Oh, William, trying to find a place
to hide until we reach Earth.

But I can't seem to find any
receptacle large enough for me.

Oh, William,
I'm so frightened.

What shall I do?
Where shall I go?

Maybe Dad's talked them
out of their plan by now.

Oh, no. If he had, he and the Major
would have been back by now.

William, it grieves
me to say this,

but I'm afraid we
must reconcile ourselves

to the fact that
they may never return.

But we must
protect ourselves.

We must find
a place to hide.

Why don't you try Don's idea?
The exhaust stack.

William! William!

William.
Where are you going?

To look for them.

But your father's orders.

Dr. Smith, you said he wasn't coming
back, so the order is canceled.

Oh, William, please stay.
I fear for your safety.

Dr. Smith, they were kind of
friendly to me last time,

well, in their
own crazy way.

I mean,
they didn't hurt me.

Then perhaps we
should go together.

Whatever their
plans are,

they may be kind enough to let
us fly to Earth with them.

You never think of anything
but Earth, do you?

Oh, sadness,
oh, sorrow, William.

What else is
there to think about?

Come on, Dr. Smith.

It's in here somewhere.
If I can just find it.

Come on, Dr. Smith.

I'm looking for a sign.

What kind of sign?

"Abandon all hope
ye that enter here."

There usually is such a sign
in a place like this.

Well, there's no sign,
Dr. Smith,

and you don't
have to abandon hope.

But if that's the way
you want to be about it,

you go back to the Jupiter
and I'll go it alone.

William. No, no, no.

"In for a dime, in for a
dollar," I always say.

Or at least I used to say in the
dear old days beyond recall.

[ Footsteps ] [Duplicate
John] Put some snap into it!

One, two, three, four! We've got
a lot of limbering up to do.

Proceed!

William, reassure me.

Tell me that you
are the real William.

lam. He's not.

One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Faster!

I'm not among them. Perhaps
they've forgotten about me.

One, two, three, four!
One...

Smith! On your feet!
Fall in here now!

One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!
Faster!

One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!

That bogus me
is not me at all.

He's thoroughly incompetent.

That's you
all over, Dr. Smith.

All right.
That'll be all.

Once we're in flight,
we'll continue

with our daily
physical training.

As the vanguard of
this great mission,

we must never let our
defenses down for one moment.

At the first sign
of suspicion

by anyone we
come in contact with,

we will use every means at our
disposal for their annihilation.

Are you girls ready?

I'm sure we are, Father.

Go ahead. We'll join you
when we get your signal.

William, your poor sisters.

What's going to
happen to them?

[ Footsteps ]

The same thing that
happened to Dad and Don

unless we can find
a way to stop them.

Over there.

[Judy Over Intercom ] Mother?
What is it, Judy?

Neither Will nor Dr. Smith
is down here.

Shall I look
around outside?

No. Uh, come back on deck.

Right.

Who are you?
What have you done

with my husband
and Major West?

They have been well
preserved, as you will see.

Don't you come near me!
Do not run.

There will be less
likelihood of injury to you

if you resign yourself to a condition
you are powerless to change.

[Signal Humming]

Mother?

[Screams]

No. It can't be.

I don't believe it.

Do we look well, Mother?

Perfect, dear.
Just perfect.

The only ones missing
are the young one, Will,

and the ancient one, Smith.

He said he was
the handsome one.

In that case,
so am I.

Did you tell him that,
Dr. Smith?

I'm afraid I did, William.

[Duplicate John] You will
act exactly as he does,

boastful, awkward and lazy.

Do we hunt
the other two down?

We'll look for them
on the way to the ship.

Robot! Front and center.

The members of
the advance guard

are ready to proceed
with their mission.

Prepare the crew.

Hide, William.

The moment they see us,
we're doomed.

They'll put us into
the preserving cylinders.

We've gotta get on that ship and
stop them from lifting off.

No. No, we're safer here
with our real family

than with those dreadful duplicates,
especially that one of me.

We're all here.
Lead the way, Robot.

Dr. Smith,
this is our last chance.

We've gotta get on
that ship with them.

No, no.

There will be two of
you and two of me.

No, there won't.

A karate chop?

Come on.

William, we must
have their clothes.

William, look.

Webbed fingers.

Oh, dear.
They've left me behind.

All right. Now, girls,
you know the procedure.

Everyone has to be
strapped in during liftoff.

And, Dr. Smith, that goes
for you and for Will, too.

Yeah, sure.

Just be your normal,
awkward self, Dr. Smith.

Awkward indeed.
[ Footsteps]

Oh, dear!
It's my duplicate.

You didn't hit him hard enough.
Hit him again.

Then grab him and throw
him in your cabin.

But I don't know how.

Just do it.
I'll cover for you.

This thing's stuck.

Oh, well,
I'll help you with it.

Where's Dr. Smith?

You know how
he's supposed to be.

Lazy and awkward. I'm sure
he'll be along in a minute.

Hmm. I hope he doesn't overdo his role.
[Chuckles]

Better late
than never, Dr. Smith.

Oh, good heavens. You sound
just like the real...

Yes, Penny, dear.
Better late than never.

[Duplicate Don On Speaker]
Stand by for liftoff.

All right. From now on,
until our eventual return,

we are the true
Earth travelers.

You will never refer to
yourselves in any other way.

Five seconds,
four, three, two, one.

All systems go.

Our proto-guidance control is now
homed in on the planet Earth.

I still can't get
used to the idea

that we're different
from each other.

That's only
the surface impression.

Underneath, we're as
identical as we ever were.

Are we? I'm not so sure
about that anymore.

After all, lam the leader.

Report your velocity,
navigator.

I don't like
your tone of voice.

We're still uniform. You don't
have to act superior to me.

lam the leader.
lam Professor John Robinson.

Report your velocity,
Major West.

Dad and Don would
never argue like that.

Dr. Smith, we've
only got one chance

of gaining
control of this ship.

That's to win the Robot
back to our side.

Now, I want you to keep them
busy while I work on the Robot.

But, William, no web.

They'll know at once
that I'm not one of them.

Just be your
usual self, Dr. Smith,

and they won't
notice a thing.

The important thing to do
is keep talking to them.

Oh, William, how do I
communicate with alien doubles?

With double-talk, I guess.

You remember me,
don't you, Robot'?

Answer softly.

You are
the small Earth traveler.

You know my name
as well as I do.

You also know I'm the real
Will Robinson, don't you?

Our mission is to replace
the Earth travelers,

to appropriate
their vehicle,

to set a course for the planet
Earth and make that planet ours.

Robot, that's their mission,
not ours.

You've got to help me turn this
ship back and rescue the family.

I hear you talking,
small Earth traveler,

but what you are telling me
does not compute.

They've really
changed you but good.

Maybe I can
reprogram your tapes.

If you make any
attempt to change me,

I shall be forced
to defend myself.

Such fascinating
instruments.

What is this one?

Inertial guidance system, if
that means anything to you.

Indeed it does.
It means that we are

being guided to
the planet Earth.

Oh, joy, oh, bliss.

I shall show you gentlemen
around once we get there.

I shall be your guide.

To a planet
you've never seen?

I was speaking figuratively,
you understand.

I have very
sound instincts

for the pursuit of happiness
in all its aspects.

I'm not sure I like this.

Smith, you seem
very different from us.

Maybe too different.

No, no. No, I'm just
as different as you are.

And make sure you don't change.
Get the guns from the rack.

Go below and clean them.

Yes, Major.

Hurry UP!

Yes. Yes, Major.

According to rank, Major,

I should have
given Smith that order.

I gave him that order
to get rid of him.

Anyway,
I thought of it first.

You know, I think you're
trying to take over.

If you know what's good for
you, you'll quit trying.

Don't you threaten me.

Just remember, underneath,
you're no different than I am.

Now, look!

Is anything wrong?

No.

I thought I heard you say you
were more different than Don.

I am.
That's a lie.

Well, you're supposed to be the best
of friends, and now you're fighting.

But I guess even good friends
have to argue once in a while.

It is hard getting used to the
fact that we're not alike anymore,

but I'm sure
you'll work it out.

[Muffled Yell]

Toothbrush, lotion,
comb and brush.

What have you
got there, Dr. Smith?

Uh, just some articles
for gun-cleaning.

[Thumping]

Did I hear
a sound in there?

Just some loose objects
being buffeted about

by the motion of the ship,
my dear.

Oh, well, I'll put them
safely away.

Don't go in there!

The cabin is mine now, you know.
I'll take care of it.

Oh, dear. I suddenly
feel quite hungry.

Would you be good enough,
dear, to ask your mother

to prepare two or three of her
lovely large sandwiches for me?

Sandwiches are Earth food,
Dr. Smith, not ours.

Have you
changed that much?

Oh, no.
No, of course not.

For a moment,
I forgot who I really was.

[Muffled Yelling]

Now, you be still,
you terrible person.

[Muffled ]
Get away from me!

Let me out of here!

[Yelps]

Oh, William.

My dreadful duplicate,
he almost got free.

Boy, that would be awful. I hope you
tucked him away good this time.

Dr. Smith, I couldn't get
anywhere with the Robot.

He's all theirs.

Not to worry, William.
Once we return to Earth,

we shall expose him for
the traitor he really is.

Don't you understand? We
can't let them get to Earth.

If they do,
they'll keep making more

and more duplicates
until they take over.

Besides,
they have the Jupiter.

We can't rescue
the family without it.

Oh, dear!

There's only one
thing we can do.

What?

Divide and conquer.

[ Footsteps ]

Dr. Smith,
here's your lunch.

You'd better eat it right away while
it's hot, or it won't be very good.

Thank you, madam.

It's delicious.

Will, would you
like some?

Uh. No, thanks, Mom.
Not right now.

[Muffled Yelling]

Let me out of here!

Dr. Smith!

But...

Two Dr. Smiths?

Impostor! Impostor!
Help!

What's all the commotion?

That one, he beat me savagely
on the way to the ship.

Then he took my place.

I recovered and
tried to come aboard,

but he beat me again, then bound and
gagged me and threw me in here!

Annihilate him!
Annihilate him!

He's lying. I'm one of you.
He's the impostor.

No! No, I'm not!
Look! Look!

[Duplicate Maureen]
He's telling the truth.

He is one of us.

Quickly. Your true name,
the planet of your birth,

and your normal life span.

What?

How can he remember?

We were all conditioned to be
what we are, not what we were.

Small Earth traveler, you're very
clever, but not clever enough.

We retain the memory
of what we once were.

You'll both be cast adrift.

Our signals will
transport you back

where you can join
the rest of your crew,

if you're lucky
enough to get there.

Take them out.

[ Robot]
Danger! Danger!

Man your stations!

Vehicle in direct
path of meteor storm!

[Meteors Crashing]

Robot! Help me!

I never thought
we'd make it, Robot.

The small Earth traveler
performed commendably

in bringing the Jupiter
safely through the storm.

Can't you just forget that
"small Earth traveler" stuff

and just be yourself?

I am doing
the best I can.

The shaking up I just received
has helped considerably.

However...

[ Dr. Smith] I'm innocent!
I'm innocent!

Robot!

Inside.

Stand guard
over the prisoner.

I guess you're gonna
throw me in there, too.

I've changed my mind
about casting you adrift.

You'll remain with us
till we reach Earth.

You were very useful in handling
the ship during that storm.

You'll come in handy
in case we have another.

Well, maybe I just
won't wanna be handy.

You will unless
you want something

to happen to
your friend, Dr. Smith.

You look like my dad.
You've got his voice.

But he'd never say
things like that.

You're nothing
but a criminal.

You're both criminals.

Bear one thing in mind.

Our civilization faces decay
because of our sameness.

We go to Earth to
learn to be different.

How, by taking over
this ship?

By imprisoning my family? By taking
over Earth when you get there?

That's just being criminals.

You can't go to Earth.

You've gotta turn back. You've
gotta let my family go!

All right. That'll be enough
of that, small Earth traveler.

His name is Will Robinson.

Another county heard from.

I just thought you should
know his real identity.

We know. We know.

Did that storm put
our ship off course?

You're the navigator.
You should know.

Unless he knows
more than you do.

We know as much
as each other.

But he's a commander.
He should know more.

Then let him tell us if
our ship is on course.

[Switch Clicks]

We're being inertially guided.
We're on course.

Correction. The storm definitely
affected our bearings.

I suggest two minutes
portside thrust

to be followed by three minutes
stern thrust for correction.

You'd better be right.

He always was when
he belonged to us.

Follow the robot's orders.

Giving up your authority
to a robot, Commander?

That'll be enough
out of you.

Robot. Hold him.

Was that an accurate correction
you gave them, Robot?

Who knows?
The only thing I hope

is that Earthward it
will not take them.

Nice work, Robot. I guess we're
back together again, right?

I hope so, Will Robinson.
I hope so.

Do you think you can get me into
the pod without them noticing it?

Get thee behind me, Will Robinson.
I will do what I can.

Where's the boy?

Since he is
not on this deck,

it would be logical to
assume that he went below.

You disobeyed orders and
nearly sent us off course.

So much for him. Now we'll
find the small Earth traveler.

William, what are
you doing?

Alpha Control, come in.

This is Will Robinson aboard
the Earth ship, Jupiter 2.

If this ship approaches Earth,
do not allow it to land.

It is hostile.
I repeat...

William!

Have you taken
leave of your senses,

telling them not
to let us land?

Dr. Smith, the Robot tried to set
them off course, but it didn't work.

Just in case,
I'm warning Alpha Control.

Now please stay
away from the radio.

Oh, dear.
So near and yet so far.

Come in, Alpha Control.
Do you read me?

We searched the galley.
Nothing.

I repeat This is Will
Robinson on the Jupiter 2.

If this ship
approaches Earth,

do not allow it to land.
It is hostile.

Do you read me, Alpha Control?
[Sighs]

I can't raise them. I don't know if
they're getting my message or not.

[ Loud Crash ]

Well, it seems that
they got the message.

The small Earth traveler's
responsible for this.

He'll ruin everything.

Keep searching.
We'll try the upper deck.

Robot, what happened?

Never mind him.

We're sitting ducks. Let's get out
of the way of those missiles.

[Explosions]

Robot, you're needed. You've got
to help me change our course.

We're being
attacked from Earth!

It is too late, Will Robinson.
They are coming.

Dr. Smith,
get on the radio.

Try and get through
to Alpha Control.

Tell them... Tell them the
aliens are manning the Jupiter

and they're trying to
take over the Earth. Yes.

I'll try and get us
off automatic control.

Yes.

Play dead, you silly goose.
You'll give away the game.

Play dead?
I'm as good as.

This goose is cooked.

[Explosions]

[Explosions Continue]

He's got to
be somewhere.

This is the famous galactic traveler, Dr.
Zachary Smith.

Do you read me,
Alpha Control?

I'm in a dreary
little space pod,

which I shall presently release
for a joyous landing on Earth.

So hold your fire
until I give the signal

and then you may blast the
Jupiter to kingdom come.

[ explosion ]

There he is,
the little traitor.

Come over here!

Now make them stop. You're
responsible for this.

Even if I wanted to, I
couldn't get through to them.

Is there anything
we can do?

You could try
evasive action,

but their missiles
would follow you anyway.

There must be
some way out of this.

There's one way.

Go back where
we came from.

That did it.

Do we go back?

No. We land as programmed.

But first, we get rid
of this little meddler.

If a commander
endangers the ship,

the next in command
can take over.

[Duplicate John] There
is no next in command.

We'll never get through.
I say we will.

Now, Robot!

Nice work.

[ explosion ]

All right, come on.
We've gotta turn the ship.

Too late, Will Robinson. We
have just landed on Earth.

Earth? Did someone
mention Earth?

Oh, good heavens.
My bag.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Beg your pardon.

Chicago!

All right, let's go!

[ Dr. Smith ]
Stacker of wheat!

Hog butcher
to the world!

Better strap in,
Dr. Smith.

I'm taking the ship back
where it came from.

William, it's the Loop. I know the Loop.
I've been there many times.

Oh, I do hope I look all
right for the photographers.

[Engines Ignite]
Dr. Smith!

Stop it!
Reverse the engines!

Oh, please, my dear sirs,
we meant you no harm.

Please take us
back to Earth.

[Signal Humming]
It's too late.

The signal.
We have failed.

Signal? What signal?

Where are you? Where have you gone?
Come back!

What have you
done with my family?

They are free. Look.

[Wm 1 Dad! Mom!

The mission on which I dispatched
an advance guard is at an end.

We who are alike and
uniform in all our ways

still have much to
learn about the ways

of those who are
different from each other.

What we are,
we must remain,

until a change
comes within ourselves

and not at
the expense of others.

Go.

[Signal Humming]

Here we come, Dr. Smith.

Right face, Dr. Smith
Forward march.

lam doing this
only to indulge you.

It is the only way I can
recover my self-respect.

Self-respect, indeed.

Beware, booby! Beware!

[Muffled ] Enough of this nonsense.
Let me out of here.

[Laughing]

Let me out!
Out, out, out!

Let me out!

[Pounding On Door]
Out, out, out!

You wanna let him out?

No. I don't wanna
let him out.

What about you?

I've got work to do.

Let me out!

[ Narrator] Stay tuned for some
exciting scenes from next week's show.

Trouble with boys is you
don't have any imagination.

I don't see there's anything
wrong with a palace,

as long as you know
you're pretending.

[ Narrator ] Next week, an adventure
in space fantasy awaits Penny Robinson

when brother, Will,
disappears

in a magic carpet.

Brought back our prize.
[ Laughs]

Where's Dr. Smith? What
have you done to him?

Now, now, I only reduced
him to tape, that's all.

You what?
There we are.

That's him.

Oh! Your Majesty.

[ explosion ]

Ten-hut!

You're very pretty.

Smith, you're out
of your mind again.

You'd better
start explaining...

[Screams] Don!

I thought you'd
need some help.

There's no one like
that on our planet.

Lie to me, would you?
You worthless little whelp!

Attack! Up the machines!

Down the people!

[ Narrator] Next week, Princess
of Space on Lost in Space.