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Is it cold up there?

I wouldn't recommend it
for sunbathing.

Do you have much more to do?

We should be able
to give it a try

as soon as I get
this contact in place.

Well, ready when you are,
Mr. Marconi.

Marconi?

We'll have a communications
network Marconi

never dreamed of once
we've got this squared away.

Judy, call your dad
at the other camp base

and tell him
we're setting up now.

All right.

There. Splendid.
Everything is in order.

Now remember, William,
always lead the skeet.

In other words, aim and fire
where the skeet is not.

But where the skeet will be
when my shot reaches it.

Precisely.

Now, then,
feet placed well apart.

And firmly placed,
very important, splendid.

Pull!

Ah, I missed.

By a mile,
to use the vernacular.

Silence, ninny! Your eye was
quicker than your hand, William.

Now let me show you.

I have never missed
a skeet shot yet.

Is your dad standing by? Yes.

He's ready to report
anything he hears.

Okay.
Let's give it a try.

Power, on!

[Whirring]

Hey, it's working great!

[Gasping ] on!

What glorious memories
this brings back to me,

of my skeet-shooting days
on dear old Sea Island.

Picture this, William. Using my trusty
.410 in the all-around trials,

I annihilated the champion...

Dr. Smith,

listening to your memories won't
teach me how to shoot skeet.

Indeed, William. Beginners
usually are inspired

when I tell them of
my legendary performance.

"Legend", a romantic story
which is usually not true."

Mind your manners
or you'll lose

your friends,
you pot-bellied pumpkin!

Pull!

[ Explodes]

[Screams]

Are you all right?

[Groans]
There's nothing broken.

Don! Are you hurt?

No.

But our radar tower is.

And not likely
to recover.

What a pity I was not here
to supervise the job.

I might have
prevented the accident.

Dr. Smith,

I know it wasn't intentional,
but you caused the accident.

What? Really, William.

You yourself can
testify to the fact

that I was not
even in the area.

[Will] No, but
the rock you shot was.

What rock?

Well, Dr. Smith
was teaching me

how to shoot skeet.

Smith? Starting now,
I want you

to stack and tag every
single damaged part.

And don't you stop until you finish
the job. Now do you understand that?

Major, let me remind you
that I am far more proficient

at skilled rather
than unskilled labor.

Like skeet shooting,
Dr. Smith?

I'd better
help him, Don.

He doesn't know much
about technical equipment.

No, I don't, Major.

Well, he doesn't know much
about anything.

Period.

It's gonna be like putting
a jigsaw puzzle together.

How jolly.

Let me tell you
something, William.

Despite the major's
hasty conclusions,

I still maintain
that my skeet shooting

was in no way responsible
for the accident.

It wasn't? Well, then
how did this get here?

I have no idea. I shall
obey the major's orders,

but only
to keep the peace.

We'll put the antenna
together first.

I'll be able to get this free
if you'll just move that rock.

I don't think
it's very heavy.

My delicate back will simply
not stand the strain.

William,
I have a splendid idea.

It will get much lighter

if I employ
the principle of leverage.

Now let me see.
What can I use to demonstrate?

Ah! Here we are!
Now watch carefully.

By bringing pressure
to bear on this lever,

the boulder will rise in direct
ratio to the pressure I exert,

thereby, freeing
the desired object.

Why are you making such a big
deal over such a little rock?

Spare me
the rhetoric, William.

I will prove to you
that it does work.

Now then, are we ready?
Here we go!

Heave!
[Screams]

Oh, dear.
What have we done?

Good heavens. There's
something frozen inside.

What sort of
monster can it be?

I don't know.
But one thing's for sure.

It's still alive.

[Gasps]

William, there's
a pulsating light there.

What do you
suppose it means?

I don't know.

I think we should put it
back just where we found it,

and forget
its very existence.

This happens to be our most
critical radar site, Dr. Smith.

If we place this object
somewhere else,

it might still interfere
with our reception.

Analysis, Robot.

Chemical composition
of alien sarcophagus

does not fall within the range of
material with which I am familiar.

However,
its form is cryogenetic,

which means that an important
constituent thereof is frozen fluid.

What kind of fluid?

Its elements
do not compute.

It does not melt at normal
terrestrial temperatures.

Spare us
this aimless cackling

and tell us about that
terrible creature inside.

The terrible creature
is a living organism.

Presently in a condition
of suspended animation.

[Screams] William, I
think I saw it move.

It was your shadow,
Dr. Smith.

Don, what are we
gonna do about it?

I'm not sure.

Obviously, it wasn't
meant to be disturbed.

So we have to decide whether to
move it, or move our radar site.

I'll let that decision
wait until morning.

Do you think maybe we
should put a watch on it?

Yeah.
Good thought, Will.

Smith, you and the Robot
take the first watch.

Major, due to an unusual
metabolic malfunction,

I must tell you
that I would be

far more alert
on the last watch,

than I would be
on the first.

Fine.

You and the Robot take
the first and last watch.

Someone out there
doesn't like me.

Affirmative, Dr. Smith.
Affirmative.

Bah!

[Sighs]

Will asleep?
Like a baby.

Good.

More coffee?

Yeah. Thanks.

I wonder if Mother
and Penny are asleep.

[Sighs]

This is the first time I've been
away from them for this long

since we left Earth.

You know,
I kinda miss 'em too.

Don? I'm awfully curious
about that sarcophagus,

and how long it's been here.

Well, if it were made of any
known chemical or mineral,

I might be able to make
an aging check on it.

But.

This way, I can't even guess,
it could be a week, a year,

hundreds of thousands
of years, I just don't know.

And if we try to guess
where it came from,

or why this particular
place was chosen...

Well, if you have
any trouble sleeping tonight,

you try guessing,
instead of counting sheep.

[ Laughs]

I'm gonna check in
with the others now.

John, do you read me?

Loud and clear. We should be set
up by dawn. How are you doing?

We've had a setback.
We're gonna be up here

longer than we thought.

[John] Smith?

Who else?

John, we've also come across
some sort of alien life-form,

in a block of frozen fluid.

Frozen fluid?

What do you plan
on doing with it?

Well, nothing.

It's in a completely
dormant state.

I'm gonna have Smith
stand guard over it tonight.

Do you think that's wise?

Whatever it is,
it's frozen solid.

Even Smith
couldn't goof this one.

Over and out.

Over and out.

Well, I guess he knows
what he's doing.

[Singing ]
I want to go home

So, hoist up
the John B. sails

See how the mainsail sets

Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home

Let me go home

Let me go home

Well, I feel so break up

I want to go home

First mate, he got drunk

Broke up the people's trunk

Constable had to come
and take him away

Sheriff John Stone

Why don't you leave me alone

This is the worst trip

Since I have been born

So, hoist up
the John B. sails

See how the mainsail sets

Call for the captain ashore
And let me go home

Let me go home

I want to go home

Oh, let me go home

Why don't you leave me alone

Well, I feel so break up
I want to go home

Hey, that's fun!
I did it!

I think it said something.
What was it?

You are listening
to the wind, Dr. Smith.

I am not programmed to interpret
the language of the wind.

Only the language
of windbags.

How dare you,
you disreputable dunderhead!

Are you suggesting...

Robots do not suggest.

They only state facts.

Hold your tongue,
you silly goose.

My feet are cold.

And so are my hands.

There's something wrong with
the controls of this blanket.

The controls are
at maximum heat.

The condition of
your extremities

indicate that
you are nervous.

I'm not at all surprised.

You would be nervous, too, if you
were out here standing guard

over a block of deadly,
frozen fluid.

What do you think I am
doing out here, Dr. Smith?

Waiting for a trolley?

Spare me your feeble
attempts at humor!

[Rocks Sliding]

Somethings approaching.

There is no cause for alarm.

It was a slide
of loose gravel.

Oh, dear. I'm beginning
to imagine things.

I'm not at all well.

Oh, dear! This blanket is
definitely not operating properly!

It's no good!
It's no good at all!

I shall freeze to death unless
I have something hot to drink.

Personnel on guard
duty are not permitted

to leave their
post without exp...

There. That will teach you,

you tin-plated tattletale!

[ Huffs]

[Sighs ] The benison
of a hot beverage.

Coffee. So nice.

What a lovely,
restful place this is.

I think I'll lie down here.

But just for a moment.

After all,
there's work to be done.

Yes. Just for a moment.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Hissing]

[ Rustling ]

Don, what is it?

I don't know.
But I'm gonna find out.

Smith, get up!
I'm innocent!

What are you
doing out here?

Oh! Where am I?
Get on your feet.

I must have
walked in my sleep.

I'll bet.

Dr. Smith,
what's goin' on?

William.

I'm afraid I'm guilty
of deserting my post.

But temporarily, of course.
And quite unintentionally.

[Sighs]

It's gone! The whole
ice block has melted.

Whatever was in
that sarcophagus

obviously was smart enough
to deactivate the Robot.

Major, I have no idea
how it happened,

but I seem to have
the Robot's power pack.

Are you sure you don't know
how that happened, Smith?

Quite sure.
But I do seem to recall

that he was
extremely rude to me.

Dr. Smith called me
a tin-plated tattletale.

You traitor!

I was about to warn him

that it was dangerous to
place a thermal blanket

in close contact with
a frozen block of fluid.

I see.

Well, there's one bit
of scientific information

we can thank you for, Doctor.

The fluid melts at
thermal blanket temperature.

And revives
the organism it contained.

Don! Look at that!

[ Don ]
That's what wakened me.

I heard something
moving past the tent.

Let's see where they lead.

I feel quite shivery.
[Sneezes]

I do believe I'm coming
down with something.

My feet feel like ice.

The reason is obvious,
Dr. Smith.

You are standing
in frozen fluid.

Melted, that is.

Well, it goes this far.

It backs off.

Afraid of the fire perhaps?

Evidently.

We better call the search
off until morning, huh?

But it might
still be in the area.

You are correct, Judy.

An alien organism
is in the area.

It may be watching us
right now, for all we know.

Well, it's not
gonna be watching you,

because you're
going to bed, right now.

But, Don,
I'm not sleepy!

You will be.

Once you're safely back
in your sleeping bag.

But... But, Don!

Hit it, Will.

How can I sleep
when this thing is...

Come on. Hit it.

[Sighs]

Good night.
Good night.

I think you'd better get
some rest too, Judy.Huh?

Yes, sir. Robot and
I will stand guard.

Good night.

Major, if I don't put on a
pair of dry socks immediately,

I shall have
chilblains by morning.

[Screams]

Please don't throw
this thing at me.

I just came here for a pair
of warm socks, really.

We mean no harm to you.
You mean no harm to us.

Look.See?

Lower your spear.

Now's your chance
to do away with her.

That won't be
necessary, Smith.

Or desirable.

She's just as frightened
of us as you are of her.

I'm from the planet Earth.
My name is West.

And I am Dr. Zachary
Smith, my dear.

The alien creature is from
a cold and distant planet.

Her vocal cords do not function
in temperate climates.

You don't have to be scared.

If you come with me, maybe,

we can find a way
to talk to each other.

We want to help you.

Will. Judy.

This is the terrible
creature that Smith

expected to find
in the sarcophagus.

She's beautiful!

Do you know who she is
or where she's from?

A cold and distant planet,
that's all we know,

but we'll learn more,
once we gain her confidence.

I'll pour some coffee.

[ explosion ]

There's no need
to be frightened.

It was probably
just a meteor.

Whatever it was, it represents
some sort of danger to her.

Well, at least she knows we
don't represent any danger.

Come on.
Come on.

Robot, do you know
where it landed?

I can give you its position.
That is all.

900 terrestrial meters
south by southeast.

That's pretty close.
Maybe you and I

should go investigate,
Dr. Smith.

Certainly not, William.

I'm still officially on
guard duty, you know.

I wouldn't dream
of abandoning my post.

Besides, only fools step in
where angels fear to tread.

I sure would like
to know what it is.

The major will give you all the
information you need in the morning.

It might be gone
by then. I know.

Robot, go over there
and case the area.

Just get close enough
to get some information.

But if it looks dangerous,
come right back.

Don't take any chances.

I will heed your advice,
Will Robinson.

Dr. Smith, I thought you were
supposed to be on guard duty.

According to a recent survey,
William, it was discovered

that all personnel function
much more effectively

when allowed a coffee break.

[ Man ] Hey, toro.

[Speaking Spanish]

Hey, what you do
here, huh?

I am a robot.

I am here on
an investigative mission.

However, I must
give you fair warning

that I am programmed to defend
myself if I am attacked.

You make so much talk,
like big city lawyer.

Show how you defend yourself.

[Electrical Crackling]

Hey!

Now I show you
how Chavo defend.

[Gunshots]

It's pretty good, no? Huh?

You and me,
50-50 proposition.

You no attack Chavo,
Chavo no attack toro. Huh?

It is a deal.

[Exclaims In Spanish]

Is pretty good horns
you got here, amigo.

[Speaking Spanish]

That does not compute.

Hey, maybe...
Maybe I teach you, huh?

Would you like that?

Negative. My investigation
is now complete.

I am leaving.

Hey, torito!

Un momentito.
Just a momentito.

Hey.

Have a little drink
with Chavo, huh?

Chavo feel mucho insult

if you don't have a drink.

Is important custom that
amigos must drink together.

[Speaks Spanish]

Ah! Now you.

Gracias. But I am not programmed
to accept fermented beverages.

What? Fermented?

Is good for you!
Vamos. Here.

[Hiccups]

[Chuckles]
You like, yes? Huh?

[Hiccups]

Hey. Take here.
Take some more.

[ Hiccups, Belches]

Hey, torito.

Maybe you tell me
something, yes?

It depends on whether it is contained
within my "bemory manks. "

"Memory benks."

Um, memory banks.

Listen. ls perhaps you know,

there is pretty muchacha
here someplace?

She is princesa de hielo.

How do you call it?
Ice princess.

You know where
little muchacha is, huh?

I am not at liberty to reveal pilvig...
Privelig...

Privileged information.

[Both Speaking Spanish]

[Hiccups]

[Robot Singing]

Do you hear that?
It sounds like our Robot.

It can't be.
It's someone singing.

We better find out what it is
before it wakes up Don and Judy.

William, what about
the ice girl?

Well, she'll be
all right.

[ Dr. Smith ]
She looks frozen.

Poor child.

I guess that's
her natural look.

Come on. Let's go.

[Robot singing]

Ole! Salud, muchacho!
Salud, Dr. Smith!

Good heavens.

Robot, what's happened to you?
What took you so long?

Did you find
anything out?

[Continues singing]

[Crashing ]

What's happened to him?

I cannot be
certain, William,

but offhand, I'd say
that our roly-poly rowdy

has had a drop
or two to drink.

Uh, why did it have
to happen to me?

My memory banks will never
be the same again.

Take it easy.
You're gonna be okay.

I seriously doubt that.

Obviously, he's not fit to be
trusted with a responsible mission.

He's no better
than a barfly.

We were amigos.
I trusted Chavo.

Chavo?

Who is this Chavo?

I wanted to be polite.

I couldn't refuse when he kept
pouring fluid into my memory banks.

Fluid indeed!

Do you think I will recover,
Will Robinson?

I hope so.

You're gonna have to be dried
out in the sun though.

That's for sure.

Robot. One of your
reserve computers is gone!

Did Chavo take it?
[Responds In Spanish]

I am sorry,
Will Robinson.

I am afraid I goofed.
And that is not all.

What else happened?

I may have talked too much.

You always do,
you garrulous gargoyle!

Obviously this Chavo
is a dreadful villain.

And our lives are not
worth a moment's purchase.

We must do
something at once.

Maybe you and I should
go talk to him, Dr. Smith.

Splendid idea, William!

Why don't you go over there and
have a nice little chat with him,

while I stay here and nurse
our poor, dear, sick friend.

He needs
constant attention.

Dr. Smith, why do you
always have an alibi

when something
important has to be done?

He also serves who
stands and nurses.

All right. I'll go
talk to him. But I'm only

going to get
the Robot's computer back.

If his first-line computer
assembly should blow out,

he'd be nothing
but a bunch of junk.

I'll be back
as soon as I can.

Be careful, William.

Well, what have you got
to say for yourself?

Will this dizzy
feeling ever leave me?

I hope not!

Is pretty good soldados,
muchacho. No?

If you're the one who took
our Robot's computer,

well, I'd like
it back, please.

[Exclaims In Spanish]

You have mucho valor.

You're not afraid
of Chavo and his army?

Sure, I'm afraid. But I don't
see why you'd want to hurt me.

I don't even know
what you're doing here.

Well, I tell you.

There was once upon a time
una hermosa muchacha de hielo.

You mean the ice
princess, I guess.

Si', ice princess.
Ice princess is

very much loved
by madre and padre.

They do not
wish her to die.

Or to be stolen.
That's why they hide her away

until it's time
for her to be queen.

I have had a very hard time
trying to find her.

Why do you want
to find her?

To take her back to
her madre and padre.

ls it time for
her to become queen?

Little inocente,
you do not understand.

I tell you
when you're older.

You want to hold her
for ransom, don't you?

So much talk
from one so young.

Well, I don't think you're
gonna get away with it.

Is that your opinion?

And Don's. I'm gonna go
tell him what you're doing.

You want Chavo to turn loose
his soldados, muchacho?

Don's not afraid of
your old soldados either.

Oh. Hey, muchacho.

I think I like you
to stay a while with Chavo.

Smith.
Everything under control?

Oh, yes, Major.

Everything is
under control.

Except for the fact that
this sentry nonsense

is wreaking havoc
with my bunions.

Where's Will?

William decided to take a short
constitutional before breakfast.

His appetite has
been very poor lately.

Well, I hope for your sake
he hasn't gone too far.

Good morning.
Good morning, my dear.

I was just telling
the major that William

is taking
a short constitutional.

That's unusual. And how's
our visitor this morning?

Don?

Why are you afraid?

There's nothing
to be afraid of.

Look. Come out here
and see for yourself.

I don't understand it.

She seems more scared now
than she did last night.

Smith? Are you positive you
were wide awake all the time?

Oh, absolutely, Major.

[Chavo Greeting In Spanish]

Is it with gun
you make visitors welcome?

[Don ] Who are you,
and what do you want?

My name is Chavo.

Good heavens. Chavo.
It's the villain himself.

What villain?
Do you know him?

Not personally, Major.

Just by hearsay.
I do believe I shall

join William for
his constitutional.

Smith!
So, you heard about Chavo.

Muy bueno. I have good
publicity all over galaxy.

Well, I for one have
never heard of you.

And I'm still waiting to find
out what you're doing here.

[Chuckles]

[Speaking Spanish]

Always want to know
everything right away.

It's better when you take
a little time to talk.

Have a nice drink.

There's some coffee,
if you'd like some of that.

[Chuckles]
It can wait.

Ha!

Nice camp
you got here.

When did you get here, huh?
Where are you from?

I thought I was
asking the questions.

[Chuckles]
You ask questions.

I ask questions.

Same difference.
All good, friendly talk.

Something is special inside you
don't want Chavo to see, amigo?

Why don't you try asking permission
before you start nosing around

other people's property?

Okay. Esta' bien.

So I ask for permission...

And it's denied.

You're not
too friendly, amigo.

That's right. I'm not.

As a matter of fact, I think
it's time you left here.

That's an insult!

Take it for what it is.

[Speaks Spanish]

So, what is the good
to fight, amigo?

All I come is to...

To ask you, maybe you can help
Chavo with mercy mission.

Mercy mission?

Si. Mercy mission.

On other planet,

there is padre and madre

wringing their hands,
crying, praying

for the return of little,
lost muchacha.

So, I, Chavo,

promise to find her
for them.

Did the parents give you the
authority to make this search?

Ciertamente. You think I make
such a search without authority?

Thank you, Chavo.
That's all I needed to know.

The sooner you get out
of here, the better.

You know something, amigo?

I think you help Chavo
with mercy mission.

And what makes you think that?

By tonight.

I think you deliver

poor little princesa to Chavo.

What's that supposed to be?
Some kind of an ultimatum?

Such hard, angry word.

The boy is like you.
He also uses

angry, hard word.

What do you know
about my brother?

Oh, the boy.

El muchacho. We are very,
very good friends.

I take excelente care
of the muchacho.

Until tonight.

When you deliver

the poor, little
lost princesa to Chavo.

[ Dr. Smith ]
Major! Major?

Oh, William and I
had a lovely constitutional.

Is that so, Smith?

Yes, Major. Lovely.

Dr. Smith,

Chavo's got Will.

You know?

I'm afraid I'm partly
to blame for that.

Okay, let's have it.

It's a long story.

You see, William
was so curious about

the flare we saw in
the sky last night,

that he insisted upon
going out to investigate it.

And you let him go.

The Robot had just returned
from a similar expedition

in a rather,
well, inebriated condition.

I thought it was
quite innocent.

Naturally, I voiced
my strongest objections.

Judy, you get a gun
and keep watching the girl.

Smith and I are going after Will.
Major,

I'm afraid my bunions might
prove a serious impediment.

If they do, you can get on your
hands and knees and crawl.

Come on!

Major, I'm
completely exhausted.

Perhaps you'd
better go on without me.

I can only be
a hindrance to you.

Not this time, Smith.
You're gonna be a decoy.

But decoys are usually
shot at, aren't they? Look!

Come on. Get down.

Eat, muchacho, eat.

It build up
your strength.

I'm not very hungry.

How you gonna
be big and strong

like Chavo
if you don't eat?

Hey, where are you going?

I figured your
soldiers would be hungry.

I was gonna
give it to them.

Huh? I give.

Hey, soldados.
You want food'?

They ate already.

For good muchachos,
I have candy.

Come on!
Thanks.

Well, at least he's
not mistreating Will.

He seems quite paternal.

Oh, yeah.

Like a father alligator.

Well, I guess we're
gonna have to wait

until night before
we can do anything.

Then surely you
will not require

my services as decoy
any longer, will you?

To the contrary, Smith.
I'll need 'em even more.

Will's all right.
For now, anyway.

You did see him?
Yeah. From a distance.

Chavo was very nice to William.
He gave him candy.

If it wasn't poisoned.
Now look, Judy.

We've got until midnight
to talk to that girl,

and find out how much
of what Chavo told us is true.

If she'll talk to us.

Well, let's find out.

She's gone!
What?

It's all your fault,
you irresponsible wine dibber.

If you had been
in any decent condition,

that ice girl
would still be here

to make
the exchange with William.

Poor, dear boy. There's
no hope for him now.

The major will
never find that girl.

And who, may I ask,
is responsible for

letting Will Robinson
go in the first place?

Surely you didn't
expect me to go.

I was busy playing
nursemaid to you.

A likely story. You should be
ashamed of yourself, Dr. Smith.

Sending a boy to do a man's job.
Are you not ashamed?

Indeed I am not!
I did what I had to do.

You are a coward,
Dr. Smith.

A coward?

I? I'll have you know
I'm famous for me bravery.

Then it is up to you
to rescue Will Robinson.

It is? How?

By acting as a decoy.
I have a complete plan.

I'm sure I won't like it,
but let rne hear it.

First of all,
we are going to...

[ Robot Whispering
indistinctly]

Time is a-wasting,
Dr. Smith.

Be still, ninny. I'm doing the best
I can with your preposterous plan.

It is not preposterous.
It is brilliant.

Wow.

Indeed! This is
the final ignominy.

A man of my quality
reduced to this deceit.

It will never work.

It will work, Dr. Smith.

For a moment,
I thought it was her.

Hold her up, Dr. Smith.
Hold her up.

Very well.
I shall do it.

But only under
the strongest protests!

And only with
the condition that

the moment I lure
Chavo in my direction,

you will finish him off.

Affirmative, Dr. Smith.

Now, remember.
Your firing batteries must

be charged for
maximum firing power.

Will you remember that?

Affirmative.

Now, follow me.
On second thought,

this senorita and
I will follow you.

That is what
you usually do.

Spare me the saucy sallies,
John Barleycorn.

Proceed!

Now, you, madam.
Come along with me.

And we shall see
what we shall see.

[Strumming Guitar]

Your friend the major
loses valuable time.

He better come soon
with the princesa,

or I get very furious.
Colerico!

[ Dr. Smith imitating Female]
Hello there!

Hey! Hey, muchacho,
she's here!

Hello, there!

Come, princesita,
show yourself.

Your friend the major
is wise.

Princesa, Chavo
waits for you.

When you let the boy go,

I will come to you.

Keep her up, Dr. Smith.
Keep her up.

How do I know you
keep your promise, princesa?

A princesa never lies.

Here is my bond!

[Gasps]
Go, muchacho, go.

You are free. Tell your
friends, hasta la vista!

I don't understand.
Don would never...

Your major is a wise man.

He knows when he's licked.
Go, now. Go.

Princesa, princesa.
Chavo waits for you.

Come and get me, honey!

Yeah! Right away!

[Female Voice] Fire...

[ Regular Voice] Fire when
he comes within range.

Affirmative.

[Chavo speaking Spanish]

[Female Voice]
Over here, honey.

Ah, There you are, princesa.

It is mucho dark.

I cannot see you
very well.

Show yourself,
princesa, huh?

Fire, stupid. Fire!

My firing batteries appear
to be dead, Dr. Smith.

Then recharge them,
you dumb-headed dolt!

[ Chavo ] Ah, princesa?

Oh, toro, mi amigo!

You are duenna, chaperona
for princesa.

You may go now.
I take care of princesa.

Hi, princesita.

ls not necesario
struggle, princesa.

Chavo take very,
very good care of you.

We go to my estancia.

I send message to
your padre and madre.

Then, pretty soon,
I ship you in a royal ship

to your planet.

[Female Voice]
Oh, no! You're making...

[Voice Deepens]
...a terrible mistake.

Huh? What is? Your voice
is changing like boy?

Huh?
[Chuckles]

Ah.

You are shy.

Come on. Show your
pretty face to Chavo.

And a smile
for Chavo, huh?

Come on, princesita.
Come on! Huh?

[Speaking Spanish]

You are not young princesa.
You are a waxwork "dommy"!

[Shrieks] I'm not
a "dommy." Dummy.

Well, you made voice
like dummy.

You make dummy talk like
dummy and walk like dummy,

so you must
be dummy too, huh?

What are you
going to do to me?

Oh, shut your face,
you princesa.

[Female Voice]
Yes, honey. Oh!

[Speaking Spanish]

Whoa!

What is it?
What are you going to do?

Oh! You wouldn't!

[Shrieking]

Don't harm me!

[Yelps]
Oh, dear!

[Muttering In Spanish]

On! Stop!

You can take this too, eh?
Huh? Hey. Soldados!

[Screams]

Oh, dear.

My end is near.
Where are you going?

Will! You all right?

I guess so.

How'd you get away?

Don't you know? You sent
the ice princess to him.

Hey now, wait a minute.
Ice princess?

Oh, no. She disappeared
this morning.

She did?
Yeah.

But a girl showed up there.

You know,
when I really think about it,

she didn't sound
much like a girl.

Must have been Smith.
Dr. Smith?

Yeah. He and the Robot
are missing.

We better go get 'em.

No, no, no. Not so fast.
We don't want to jump in...

Hey, amigos.

You have plenty tricks,
sefior, uh?

You send an old fool
to make monkey of Chavo.

Well, that is
not permitted!

It is an insult!

Throw away your gun.
We fight with knives.

Will, get back.
Way back.

Look, Chavo.

That girl you were looking
for, she was with us.

But she disappeared.

Liar.

Fight for her.

[ Robot] Chavo!

Now, you come to make
corrida with Chavo, huh?

Affirmative.

It is irresistible, sefior.

First, I take care of toro.

Then, I take care of you.

Toro! Toro!

Toro, you die soon.

Your moment of
truth is very close.

Come on, toro. Toro!

Hey, why don't
you shout "olé"?

Toro!

[ Laughs]

Come to the muleta,
toro. Coma!

Mr. Chavo, are you hurt?

[Moans]
I'm destroyed.

Never I lose a fight
with bulls, never!

I never again show
my face to my friends.

Well, it can't be
that bad.

Maybe I'm getting a little
too old for bullfighting.

Maybe I go back to ranch.

And watch
the young ones like you,

grow bold and brave
and follow the bulls.

Thank you, muchacho.

Is a fine, brave boy.

It makes proud to have
a friend like that.

What you said about princesa
de hielo, I believe.

But I don't look
for her anymore.

I go back to rancho.

Hey, toro.

Do not be too proud.

The braver the bull,

the harder he falls.

[Speaking Spanish]

Oh! Thank heavens
I'm in time to warn you.

That terrible Chavo
may be here at any moment.

He's been here and gone,
no thanks to you.

Don, look!

[Speaking In
Alien Language]

[Wm 1 She's gone!

Good riddance.

She has had herself summoned
back to her own planet.

And not a moment
too soon.

Why didn't she just do that
in the first place,

instead of letting us get into
all that trouble with Chavo?

Yeah, why?

With alien life-forms,
ours is not to reason why.

Ours is but to do or become
permanently deactivated.

I don't think
that's quite right.

But I guess it
turned out for the best.

Did you have any trouble
setting up the antenna?

Oh, just the usual.

Yeah, once
the bounty hunter left,

and the ice
princess disappeared,

it was a cinch.

A bounty hunter
and an ice princess?

Tell you
all about that later.

Where's Dr. Smith?

I don't know.
Last time I saw him,

he and the Robot were
fighting over a senorita.

A senorita ?

There! Take her,
she's yours.

I created her for you.
She is yours.

Oh!

[John ] What's going on?

Oh, John, just one of those usual
old-fashioned love triangles.

Love triangles indeed.

The base of this triangle
very nearly cost me my life.

Correction, I gave
your life meaning.

Bah, booby!

Come on, Smith! Get in this
Chariot, or you'll be left behind.

What shall we do with her?

Why don't you try serenading her?
I think she needs it.

[All Chuckling ]

Come on, madam.

[ Narrator] Stay tuned for some
exciting scenes from next week's show!

Next week, John Robinson
is inadvertently transferred

into a strange,
unreal anti-matter world,

where he is confronted by an exact,
counterpart image of himself.

Now, I have gone to a lot
of trouble to get you here,

and I need you
for my plans.

But that doesn't mean that I
wouldn't kill you in a split second,

if you got in my way.

It can't be.

It is.

Stay until you're finished,
understand?

Take it easy, will you?

I'll take it easy when
we're off this planet.

Now get back to work!

[Screaming]

You'll never get
me with that chain!

[ Narrator] Next week,
Anti-Matter Man,

on Lost in Space,
here, on this channel!