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We are the heroes! We are the cool! We are the heroes! We are the young! Here we go! Nobody wants us! It's time to break the way you want!

Everybody says we're ugly Everybody says we're tiny and shabby

But nobody knows we have huge passion and guts and fiery arms

We know who we are and where we're going It's time for us! It's time to rush!

We are the heroes! We are the cool! We are the heroes! We are the young!

Here we go! Nobody wants us! It's time to break the way you want!

Mysterious events? Superhero fights? The ultimate battle between good and evil?

Jerry, there's something major going on in this city.

And not one mention of the My Little Puppy fashion show?

But...

Tara, get back to what our readers want to see! Dogs! Fashion! Show!

Oh, what a little cutie patootie!

All right, fine!

Oh, you know, Jerry, one of the reports I heard mentions a giant poodle.

How giant are we talking?

Very.

Too much school. Need snacks. Need all the snacks.

Hi.

Want some eggplant parm?

Hey, have you been digging through my stuff?

Where are the comic books?

Well?

Why? So you can hurt more people and destroy more trolleys?

That public transportation is paid for by your tax dollars, you know.

Okay, I won't ask again. But he will.

Crying Man!

Crying Man?

Crying Man?

All right, Mike, let's do this!

No, I didn't summon you, dude.

What are you...

Hi.

What?!

Crying Man, tearblast, now!

I'm sorry! I have to do what she says!

Crying Man, no!

Sorry!

How could you do this to Crying Man?

Hey, stay back. I'm really strong, you know.

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The comic books. Give them to me. Now.

Okay.

Mommy, go!

A princess's work is never done. Bandit best!

I'm gonna barf.

Crying Man has betrayed us?

It figures. Peasants have no loyalty.

We can't hurt him. It's not Crying Man's fault.

Mike, I'm sorry. She's crazy.

Give him back to me.

If you want him, come get him.

You forget that I've already done battle with this crying fool.

I know all his tricks.

Hey, not a bad idea.

Give me back Crying Man!

Give me back my friend!

No.

Enough of this. Gravity!

Hello, friend. Keep me safe. Gravity!

But it's impossible to have two heroes at once.

How did you...

Mike! She's too powerful! Run away!

I'm supposed to be teaming up with this Crybaby Man.

It's Crying Man.

I warned you. You're no match for me.

And now I'm going to prove it.

Attack!

Can I help you?

Tara McKenzie. Dog reporter. I mean, actual reporter.

A few days ago, the, um, tornado incident.

I just have a few questions.

Whoa, Lois Lane. I don't know anything about that.

Look, if you want to know anything about comics, you should ask the Council of Comics.

Council of Comics?

Yeah, Dirk something. He's always hanging around the store with his loser friends.

Slow day? I'll admit, it is weird.

I ruled over nations. I can handle one little Crybaby.

Now.

Yes, I am making with the master plan.

Zero gravity!

What? How?

Now this is how you use hero books.

Mummy Girl, return!

Black Knight, go!

Don't worry. I am a master of fighting any and all enemies.

Oh, it's you.

Gravity, return!

So you're with the other team now?

Don't get me started.

Black Knight, escape plan delta!

Which one was that?

Just run!

Okay, running!

Go after them.

I'm sorry. Please escape!

No!

Sorry. Oh, why do I have to be so awesome?

Finish them.

I can't lose like this. I'm too cool!

Too slow! Hit him, Crybaby!

Forgive me!

Let's call that one a draw.

Seriously, give it up.

Not yet.

Black Knight, return!

Hey, what did I miss?

Comicalize! Ultimate Speednado!

Until now, society has shunned us and called us names.

Loser. Dwee. Dork.

But the time has come for us to strike back.

And make them kneel before us.

Then we'll see who the real losers are.

Hang on, that chair gets stuck.

Join me, and we shall rule over this city with an iron fist.

Using the very comic books that they have made fun of us for

as the Council of Comics!

Council of Comics!

Stay still! I can help!

Get off! Great Fingers!

Here comes a new challenger!

Comicalize! Almighty Finger Flick!

Almighty Finger Flick!

Almighty Finger Flick!

Great Finger, return!

Hi! I'm back!

Oh no! It's too heavy for my dainty legs!

No!

Hummingbird Man, return!

My comics!

Lucky!

You mess with these books again, and next time I won't be so nice.

This is quite sour.

What?

Crying, man.

Man, I'm beat.

You did great today, Mike.

Oh, Mike, look!

You see that building over there that looks like a fire hose?

You mean Coit Tower?

Yeah. Did you know?

The tower was built to pay tribute to firefighter heroes who sacrificed their lives.

In my comic book, I always wanted to be a firefighter.

But I guess I was too much of a crybaby.

I never even got the chance to visit the tower.

Just like the tower, people remember their heroes.

They honor them because they help us even when the hope is lost.

Isn't that why Scott also drew heroes in his comic book?

Shut up! You don't know what you're talking about!

You may not have come here as a firefighter, but you came here as a hero.

Crying Man!

Mike, I'm back!

How did you...?

In the tornado. You really gotta hold on tighter to this.

Lucky, stop him!

Comicalize! Tsunami Tears!

Mike! You did it! I'm back!

I missed you too, buddy.

Lucy?

Do you know her?

7 AM it's morning

Gotta get up and ready

No time to eat my breakfast

The bus is here already

No time for fun and play

Just gotta get through the day

But then I see you and the way seems bright

La la la la

La la la la

We don't need to grow up all so fast

Our life has just begun and our worries pass

My chin is rough and scratchy

Voice is getting low and cracky

Friends wanna hang and party

Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry

When did I get so cranky?

And what is all this acne?

But then you smile and it all makes sense

La la la la

La la la la

We don't need to grow up all so fast

Our life has just begun and our worries pass

So don't you worry about the future

No need to hurry

There's nothing wrong or bad with being unsure

So don't you worry about the future

You're perfect in just the way you are

Do you think that she likes me?

I don't have the guts to ask her

Feel like I'm far from story

Oh, everyday I see her

Can life go back to normal?

I don't really know the answer

This isn't like the love from romance movies

Teenage Dreaming

Teenage Dreaming

We don't need to grow up all so fast

Our life has just begun and our worries pass

Even when we're old, we'll just look back

To our Mr. Teenage Dreams and Mr. Fast

Like the way you are

Everybody says we're ugly

Everybody says we're tiny and shabby

But nobody knows we have huge passion and guts

And fire in our heart

We know who we are and where we're going

It's time for us

It's time to rush

We're the heroes

We are cool

We're the heroes

We are young

Here we go

Nobody wants us

It's time to break the way you are

Dawn is coming

Dawn is coming

When this dawn breaks

The brilliant morning sun will shine

On the basements of the alienated

Wanderers in the shade

Push to the cliff

Come out into the world

And let us build a nerd utopia

Dawn is coming

Dawn is coming

Show them you're as proud as heroes

Lucy was X?

How?

Imagine it!

Cooking class with Super Awesome Man and Mummy Girl

We'll have Mummy Girl cook five dishes simultaneously using her bandages

What?

I'm talking about making videos, Mikey

You want to be a star, don't you?

Heroes and cooking

So what should be on the menu? Curry?

Huh?

Oh, Lucy!

Hi

Huh?

Dude, say hi

Can't be rude to a lady like that, huh?

Dude, what's wrong with you?

Huh?

Okay, Mike

Huh?

You, me

We're talking

Now

Go get him, tiger

The person who created the hero books

Scott?

Yeah, Scott

He's my uncle

Huh?

Uncle Scott, is it really you?

Lucy!

Uncle Scott!

Hey!

Hey, kiddo

And then Super Scott beats up all the bad guys with one punch

Boom! Pow!

Yeah

Oh, and I added the laser eyes just like you suggested

What do you think?

So cool! I love it!

It's all thanks to Super Scott that you drew

So, this is how you really see me, huh?

Yeah, only you don't have laser eyes

And you're not that tall

Oh, and you're always scared of the cat

Okay, okay, I get it

Well, I think Super Scott's a great hero

And it's all thanks to you, my first reader

Shh! Dad shouldn't know that we're talking about these comic books

I'll get in trouble

Then we'll keep it our little secret

That means we need secret identities

Okay, your name is gonna be X

Because you are an excellent reader

Just wait

This comic book is going to be amazing

Scott!

She needs to focus on her studies, not on comic books

Are you trying to ruin her future?

But we both know Lucy is...

Dammit, Scott! You got fired!

It's because you keep drawing those stupid cartoons

How long are you gonna live this way?

I can't have Lucy looking up to a deadbeat like you

One slacker in this family is enough trouble

Scott! Uncle Scott!

Wait!

Don't worry, kiddo

I'll be back

I never saw him again

Until he sent me a letter two months ago

Dear X, I miss you, kiddo

But I'm sad to say this is probably going to be my last greeting

You're the one person I trust most in the world

So I'm leaving you my world, my comic books

Trust no one I wouldn't trust, okay?

They cannot fall into the wrong hands

I'm sorry, I feel like I'm asking so much of you

But you're the only one who can take care of them

When the world is about to fall, the heroes will answer your call

And...

You know he owes me five months of rent

I sold what I could, but the rest is going to the dump tomorrow

What? Then what about the comic books?

I have no idea about that

You wanna look? Knock yourself out

Uncle Scott vanished without a trace

And all the comics he left for me

They were all gone

Except one

Only these comics hold the clues to finding Uncle Scott

That's why I'm trying all the time to find him

But seeing you, and how you treated the comics

It reminded me

Uncle Scott made hero books to protect people, to help them

So, Lucy is X?

No way!

Lucy is X?

Lucy is X!

Lucy is X!

Lucy is X!

No way!

Then that fight at the tramp too!

Wait, wait, wait! First things first

You guys need to see this now

City Hall is under attack!

Everything is on fire!

Only two possible reasons why

Comic book heroes are real

Or aliens!

Aliens are always possible

Get ready to be invaded!

Huh?

Get inside, quick! Hurry!

Open fire!

Lousy kids these days

I'll spread you!

Watch out! Roach shield!

Go get him!

You may find this shocking

Testing...

It's a signal

Lay down your weapons and surrender

I repeat, we have you surrounded

Sugar, sugar, bang, bang

Juicy Pop Fruit Beam!

Alright!

Which fruit will it be?

Round and round it goes

Juicy Pop Fruit Beam!

Fire! A banana?

Wow! She turns weapons into fruit?

Yep

Oh, that's so cool!

And adorable!

Bang Bang's the best!

Forget the bananas! Let's get him!

Touch those!

Steak Relief!

Steak!

Steak!

You're dead!

Thank you!

Come on, Doctor!

You're dead!

You escaped!

Get ready!

Grogus Power!

Star Diving King!

Holy guacamole!

Now!

Jensei Man!

Raise the symbol of the Council of Comets to show world dominance!

Watch out!

I got you! It's okay!

Well, this isn't so bad

Watch out!

Okay, I can admit when I'm wrong

One, two, one, two

Citizens! We are the five saviors who will start a revolution in this city!

We are the Council of Comets!

For too long, this city has looked down on and discriminated against nerds, dorks, dweebs, and people who just generally are weirdos

They've driven us further and further into the shadows

But being different is not wrong

We're not the ones who are wrong

It's this city!

These hero books!

Through their mystical power bestowed onto us by the great and powerful Scott

We, the alienated ones, have been shown that even we can be heroes!

And today, right here, we shall construct our nerd utopia!

A nerdtopia, if you will!

Uncle Scott didn't make the hero books for that!

Wait! I know that voice!

City hall is ours now!

So come out from the basement, fellow nerds! Dawn is coming!

If that was me, I'd take down the whole city with those books!

Of course you would, Teemo

Oh, thank you, deary

You definitely found the right guy, Krista

Show the world who these comic book heroes are

This is all according to plan

Super awesome, man!

It wasn't enough that you took Mummy Girl and Black Knight from me!

Mummy Girl and Black Knight?

Jerk-o!

Our revolution will not be restrained by the likes of you!

I love it when we're all together like this

Council of Comics!

Assemble!

Do we really have to run and scream?

To be continued

To be continued

To be continued

To be continued

To be continued

To be continued

We are the heroes!

We are the cool!

We are the heroes!

We are the young!

Here we go!

Nobody watches!

It's time to break the way you are

Everybody says we're ugly

Everybody says we're tiny and shabby

But nobody knows we have huge passion and guts

And a fiery heart

We know who we are and where we're going

It's time for us

It's time to rush

We're the heroes

We are the cool

We're the heroes

We are too young

Here we go

Nobody wants us

It's time to break the way you are

Oh crud!

I forgot to do my math homework

How about you?

Whoa, nice shooting!

You got it, Mike!

Tissing Man, attack!

Lousy flea-bitten mutt!

Bad dog!

Bet you can smell this one

Now see here, you whippersnapper!

You can't beat me!

Don't cry when I beat you!

Tear Blast!

How refreshing!

Uh-oh, turns out plants love water!

Crying Man!

Lucky, help Crying Man!

Halt, vile creature!

Back for more, eh?

You've got dog spots on my face!

You dare!

Look out!

Crying Man, no!

Destruction on a global scale

This is awesome!

Not good, very not good!

Get down!

Are you okay?

Nick?

I got you

What are you doing here?

School field trip

It's too dangerous here

We gotta get you inside

We're gonna lose like this

Mike, get it together and help me

Okay, okay

Mom?

Now be a good boy

Play dead

No!

It's my turn

Locust, chemicalize!

That's my hopping strike!

Evil-doers, I shall defeat you in the name of justice!

Locking energy on

Locust, power ignition!

Maximum hopping strike!

Strike!

Another victory for Locust Man!

Congratulations

These kids ain't half bad, right boss?

I mean, they're not half good either

Mike?

Mike?

Mike?

Wake up!

Mike!

Lucy?

I need your help

Why won't you stay down?

Council of comics

Finish them!

Gravity, comicalize!

Infinity drill moon step!

Commence!

No!

Mike, now!

Zilph, comicalize!

Ultimate speed nado!

Hold tight, it's gonna be shaky

Ready?

More movement to the movement!

Infinity drill moon step!

We did it, Mike

Hot button 81

King Locust

One

King Blockbuster

Skull Crusher

Papa Princess

I won't forget this!

Mag-Beam

Comicalize!

Iron planet!

Got it, boss

Iron

Planet!

He has more heroes?

Me and my council of comics

We are the bullied

We are the nerds

We are laughed at and abused

Search your feelings

You know it to be true

I mean, yeah, but

What benefit will this utopia make

If you're hurting people on the way?

So I say no

No matter what you do

I will block you every time

To protect people who are precious to others

Fine!

If you want to try to stop me

Then the answer is to destroy this entire good for nothing world!

Destroy you all!

We'll all perish together!

What?

What are you doing?

And you thought it was over?

Orchidees!

Tell me, super awesome man

What do you think will happen if lightning were to strike down on this massive greasy chunk of metal?

Comicalize!

Zeus' wrath!

Father, grant me power!

For the last time, I'm not your dad!

I've never had a son like you!

No! It's gonna blow!

Oh...

No...

No!

I... I...

I have to save them!

No!

You are not going to hurt anyone else!

Not as long as I'm here

Five heroes?

No! No way!

It's impossible!

Comicalize all!

No!

Nightfall!

Ultimate speed battle!

Tsunami tears!

No!

Vengeance shot!

Oh yeah!

I'll beat you in one shot!

Almighty Finger Flick!

No!

No!

My revolution ruined!

Mike! You did it!

I can't believe it!

Mike!

They saved us all.

Those kids...

No, those heroes!

Mike's mom, I do believe we've just witnessed the dawn of an amazing superhero!

Right before our very eyes!

Mike! Talk to me! Mike!

I have to save everyone...

Every person is precious to someone.

A true hero...

has to save everyone.

Derko...

A fool who served his purpose.

It'll only be a matter of time before hero books start pouring out of this city

and into the entire world.

I just gotta get through the day

But then I see you and the way seems bright

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

We don't need to grow up, I was so fast

Our life has just begun and our world is mine

My chin is rough and scratchy

Voice is getting low and cracky

Friends wanna hang and party

Mom and dad said I'll be sorry

When did I get so cranky

And what is all this acne

But then you smile and it all makes sense

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

We don't need to grow up, I was so fast

Our life has just begun and our world is mine

So don't you worry

About the future

No need to hurry

There's nothing wrong or bad with being sure

So don't you worry

About the future

You're perfect in just the way you are

Do you think that she likes me

I don't have the guts to ask her

Feel like I'm drawn from stories

Oh, everyday I see her

Can life go back to normal

I don't really know the answer

This isn't like the love from romance movies

Teenage dreaming

Teenage dreaming

We don't need to grow up, I was so fast

Our life has just begun and our world is mine

Even when we're old we'll just look back

To miss our teenage dreams and miss the past