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Hurricane Mary is due to hit tomorrow
with strong winds and heavy rain.
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Oh, my God. Do you know what this means?
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Power outages, trees falling, floods.
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No. Hurricane Party, my house, tomorrow!
Tell everyone.
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Hey, everyone!
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Everyone I like.
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Never mind! But it is closing time.
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You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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Bam!
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Oh. I just need one more glass of cab.
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That's actually illegal for
me to sell after I close.
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That's why I'm not paying for it.
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I love hurricanes.
They're like adult snow days.
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You know, you don't have to go to work.
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You drink and play games.
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So it's like every day for us.
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But with wind.
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Oh, brother.
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Sync by YYeTs, corrected by into-the-light,
www.addic7ed.com
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Thanks for your help.
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Well, I gotta protect my hangout spot.
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I didn't think this through!
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Should... should I just come inside?!
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Can't really hear you.
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That's weird! I can hear you perfectly!
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Nice cover.
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Wow. Hurricane Mary?
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More like hurricane scary.
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Oh, where's my baby girl?
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She's at Grayson's with the guys.
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Mm. Jules, this apple...
it's too hard.
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She's at Grayson's with the guys.
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Sorry! I am just too angry to
talk to you right now, Wade!
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Ohh! He re-enlisted!
He's gonna be overseas for a whole other year.
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I thought that we were
really getting serious.
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Of all the relationships of people
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who have never met each other,
I really believed in this one.
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Relationships are hard, like apples.
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Pretty sure I swallowed the sticker.
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Ah. Seriously, I can hear you clear as day!
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Shh, shh. Guys, don't.
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I'm gonna go take a long, sad bath.
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There goes that loofah.
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Laurie should date you, Trav.
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What? When we made out,
he was super classy.
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You know, most guys just go,
like, straight for the taters,
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but, mnh-mnh, not this one.
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That's the way I raised him.
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"Taters are for laters."
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She actually did say that.
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I did. But, you know, Laurie
doesn't really see me like that.
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No! You are in the game now.
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Once anyone in our pack of friends hooks
up with a dude, he is pack property.
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Mm. You hear that?
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I'm in the game.
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Way to go, buddy.
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Ellie. Meeting. Grayson's. Now.
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Oh, God.
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Travis got Laurie pregnant.
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What?! Maybe I took a few steps ahead,
but still, it would be so horrible
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if those two hooked up.
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Really? Man, I think it would be great.
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Is she staring at me?
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Yeah. Hands on hips?
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Uh-huh. Jaw clenched?
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You know it. Head tipped to the...
oh, just look at her!
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Oh, Travis.
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What am I doing waiting around for a guy
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that I've never even held
hands with or kissed
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or burnt with a match?
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I think that Wade and I are done.
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I'm sorry.
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Thanks, Travis.
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Ohh. I wish there were
more guys like you around.
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Dude, you're in.
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How could you be okay
with Trav dating Laurie?
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He's... he's just a kid.
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Plus she slept with your fiance.
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Ow! Wh-why?
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Sleeping with Laurie.
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Oh. I'll allow it.
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Laurie rocks. Plus it'd make Travis happy,
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and that's okay by me.
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The age difference is too big.
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You can't stop love.
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Ellie's mom didn't want her to date
me, but if I didn't go for it,
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this magical thing never
would have happened.
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He's talking about him and Bobby.
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I love you, buddy.
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You don't even know.
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It's a split, so...
break the tie, life partner.
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Well, I'm gonna have to say
that I could care less.
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No. It's... I'm neutral.
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I'm like Switzerland. You see, in World
War II, Switzerland acted as a n...
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really? This is the new thing we do?
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We pretend to be asleep when
someone tries to educate us?
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This isn't new. No.
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Maybe they can date someday,
like, you know, when I'm dead,
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but for now, Travis still lives with
me sometimes, and Laurie's my friend.
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I just... this will affect me way
worse than it will affect you.
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All right. I get it.
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I'll have a talk with him.
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Hey, bud.
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Can we, uh... can we talk about Laurie?
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You know I really like her, huh?
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Yeah, I can tell by the way
you stare at her breasts...
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different from the way you stare
at other breasts, more respectful.
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Should I go for it?
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Hell, yeah.
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Go be the shoulder for her to cry on.
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Now bring it in.
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I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
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I'm your son, so... it's fine.
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Wow. The eye of the hurricane
can be up to 20 miles wide.
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Really?
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Rules are rules.
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All right, everybody, I'm
shutting down early.
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You ain't gotta go home,
but you can't stay here.
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And towel on the shoulder for...
Bam!
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How awesome is it that I get
to say that every night?
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If by "awesome," you mean "lame and sad."
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Oh, snap. But she's right.
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It is a little bit of a cliche.
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And that's coming from someone who
just learned "Oh, snap." Yeah.
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You guys don't like my catchphrase?
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But that's why I got a bar in the first
place, you know, to shut it down.
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It's always the best part of my day.
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Giant "thanks" from your fiancee.
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Oh, before the hurricane party,
we have to stop by Bobby's boat.
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Why?
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She's not gonna let us out.
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We're headed into the heart of the monster!
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I don't understand what's happening!
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We're playing "The Perfect Storm"!
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Do your job and be the storm!
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Oh, my God!
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That's a wicked huge wave!
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Hold on!
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Come on, you bitch!
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Hey, Trav!
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Yeah, we're about to get
hit by a giant wave!
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We're all gonna die and stuff! What's up?
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I just, uh, wanted to let you know
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that I'm gonna ride out the
storm here at Laurie's.
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Sorry.
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Tell dad he was right.
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Being the shoulder to
cry on is a power move.
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Ellie, drench him.
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Seriously?!
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I'm only an okay storm!
I'm not a perfect storm!
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Well, this is a pisser!
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Laurie, come to our hurricane party.
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I'll take care of you.
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You know, you can even color in
my gray hair with black marker.
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So your mom wants us to hang over there.
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Yeah. Totally.
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Should we go? Let's stay.
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Or go. I mean, going's good, but
staying's good, too, right,
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because you're like, ohh, I
can't believe we have to go.
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Besides, if we go, once we get there,
we're just gonna stay there.
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I mean, going is just staying
in a different place, right?
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Can I have some water?
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You know, I can't believe you
told Trav to comfort Laurie.
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Whenever you comforted me,
my panties disappeared.
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I'm smarter than people think.
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You just ate your hoodie string.
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No more talking.
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I'm just too mad. Let's watch the movie.
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Ohh. Ohh! I can't b...
still no talking.
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Worst hurricane party ever.
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Dear God, we're out of wine.
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For the first time this storm,
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I'm scared.
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Look, I think we should
just let Trav date Laurie.
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No.
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Why don't you guys play a game for it?
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Winner gets their way.
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That's what they do on "The Brady Bunch."
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Ooh, side note.
Have you guys seen Peter Brady lately?
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Guy's yoked.
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Didn't he sleep with Mrs. Brady?
That was Greg.
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I don't want to play some stupid game.
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We've got much more important things to do.
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What game do you want to play?
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Scrabble. Taboo.
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Butt ball.
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All sound great, especially
butt ball, whatever that is.
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Why don't we play a game to decide
what game we're gonna play?
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Penny can!
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We're playing celebrity.
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Can Travis and Laurie
make sweet, sweet love?
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Winner decides.
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30 seconds is on the clock, and begin.
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Okay. This actress... Julia Roberts.
Let me finish... who is not Julia Roberts,
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was in the movie "Legally Blonde."
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I know it. Um, okay, she was,
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uh, married to an actor, and
then they... they broke up,
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and then she got married to this other guy.
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He's, um, he seems really nice, and
he's got, uh, a very nice face.
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Hey, you guys.
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Time out.
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Reese Witherspoon?
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Reese Witherspoon! Count it.
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What?
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You still look so sad.
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Trav, take her up to my
bedroom and let her lie down.
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Done.
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What?
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You just sent the two
people that you don't want
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to be together to go hang out in a bedroom.
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Who would have sex in their mom's bed?
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Uh, been there.
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Shoot.
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How many times am I gonna do that?!
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Would you like to suck the cork?
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You're joking, but I already did.
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What you got there?
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Working on some new closing
lines for your bar?
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Right now I'm really
liking the word "down."
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You know, first of all,
it's a great rhyme word.
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Just off the top... "Town."
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"Drink it down.
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I'll see ya in town."
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"Drink it down. Watch out for clowns."
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It's so sad, I'm losing my cork buzz.
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What is happening to me?
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I used to be on top of all the cool lingo.
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Y-you know how people say, "Hey,
you want to come with us?"
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I was the guy who dropped
the "us" part. Oh.
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"Hey, you want to come with?"
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I wonder what those d-bags did
with all the time you saved them.
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Bedroom door open. Game back on.
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Somebody already got this one?
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Uh, monkey actor.
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Charlton Heston. That guy.
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Tom Berenger. Mustache.
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Tom Selleck. Better mustache.
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Ooh! Burt Reynolds.
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No mustache but should have one.
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Harrison Ford! Time.
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They're killing us with mustache clues.
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After round one, it's, uh, Andy and Bobby...
12... 12. Jules and Ellie...
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a hard-fought zero.
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Why did you pick this
game if you suck at it?
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Me? Alan Alda didn't
invent the polio vaccine!
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You knew what I meant!
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We'd better get some wine in these
gals, or they're gonna turn on us.
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What are you idiots whispering about?!
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I'll drive.
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What is wrong with me?
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Every guy that I date leaves me.
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Wade enlisted for another tour.
253
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,153
Smith just dumped me.
254
00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:07,145
Dale blew himself up in a meth lab.
255
00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:09,325
You can't take explosions so personally.
256
00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:11,706
You know, sometimes
they're just explosions.
257
00:11:11,918 --> 00:11:15,836
What you need is to date someone
who's gonna put your happiness
258
00:11:15,837 --> 00:11:17,056
before their own.
259
00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:19,342
But does that guy even exist?
260
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:21,772
I think he does.
261
00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:25,551
Just promise me you won't
give up on Wade too quickly.
262
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,068
He is built like a black Peter Brady.
263
00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:29,444
Yeah, almost a little too muscle-y.
264
00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:31,361
Girls don't really like that.
265
00:11:31,669 --> 00:11:35,661
That's just what I told you when you
were diagnosed with low testosterone.
266
00:11:36,353 --> 00:11:37,320
He still takes pills.
267
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,333
Mom! Why?
268
00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:45,645
Aah! Why'd you keep stopping to do those
Michael Jackson poses in the wind?
269
00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:47,627
Dude, how could you not?
270
00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:57,011
Whoa! Power works!
271
00:11:57,012 --> 00:12:01,153
We got food, we got tunes,
and we got... Booze!
272
00:12:01,161 --> 00:12:03,014
Could this get any better?
273
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:07,029
♪ Do you party? ♪
274
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,152
♪ it's cool with me ♪
275
00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:11,155
♪ everyone wants to know ♪
276
00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:15,266
♪ where's the party? ♪
277
00:12:15,332 --> 00:12:16,996
♪ just you and me ♪
278
00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:19,280
We saw the lights.
279
00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,656
Um, can we wait out the storm
while our dresses dry out?
280
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,725
Grayson said they're stuck at the bar.
281
00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:30,795
Oh, good. We can work on our cheating plan.
282
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:32,880
Oh. You know, professional gamblers cheat
283
00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:38,432
with a very complicated system of, like, finger tap...
I'm trying to help you!
284
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,984
Sorry. How long was I out?
285
00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,005
Look...
286
00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:43,836
Next time I give a clue,
just say an answer.
287
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:46,220
No matter what you say,
I'm gonna say it's right.
288
00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:47,337
Okay.
289
00:12:47,629 --> 00:12:50,207
That handsome actor that you love.
290
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,472
George DiCaprio.
291
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:52,893
I'll make it work.
292
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:56,608
Out of curiosity, when Grayson
called, did he sound sad?
293
00:13:00,422 --> 00:13:02,612
Older guys are the best!
294
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,130
Are you three real?
295
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,409
Oh, snap.
296
00:13:10,229 --> 00:13:13,169
Before you get mad, these
girls may not be real.
297
00:13:13,974 --> 00:13:14,564
Sorry, ladies.
298
00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:16,177
Time to shut her down.
299
00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:22,880
That's all she drank, folks.
See ya on the flip.
300
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,105
Worst one yet.
301
00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:30,853
What? Where did everybody go?
302
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:32,036
I don't know.
303
00:13:32,889 --> 00:13:34,741
We could go look for 'em,
304
00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,619
or we could stay. I mean, staying's good.
305
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,040
If we go, then we're gonna have...
oh, dude.
306
00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,670
Dude, I can't go through it again.
307
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,641
I used to be so scared of
thunder when I was a kid.
308
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:47,829
I can't imagine you scared of anything.
309
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,396
This is actually kind of romantic.
310
00:13:56,944 --> 00:13:59,901
It kinda feels like we're the
last two people on earth.
311
00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:01,965
Awesome.
312
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:05,242
Do you know that you say
"awesome" when you're nervous?
313
00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,342
That's awesome.
314
00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:09,290
Laurie? Is that you?
315
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,228
Why is the couch talking?
316
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:11,425
L-Laurie?
317
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,600
Wade?
318
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,674
Awesome.
319
00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:23,830
Eee!
320
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:26,288
Ohh! Split the cheeks!
321
00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:29,296
Hey, you can't go for the extra point
unless the girls close their eyes.
322
00:14:29,297 --> 00:14:30,976
Look, stop playing butt ball, okay?
323
00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:33,296
Come over here and
concentrate on celebrity.
324
00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:35,376
The girls are making an insane comeback.
325
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:37,104
And... go.
326
00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:39,597
This actress...
uh, Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes.
327
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:43,052
This actress...
Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes.
328
00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:46,887
This actress... Gw...
not Gwyneth Paltrow,
329
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:49,300
is in your favorite movie.
330
00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:50,725
E.T.
331
00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:54,309
Yes! We're out of clues!
332
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,034
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I thought E.T. was a dude.
333
00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:59,353
He was both.
334
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:03,484
Watch the deleted scenes.
It's very disturbing.
335
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,737
He tries to have sex with himself.
336
00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,852
Baby, are you okay?
337
00:15:09,853 --> 00:15:13,984
No, I am sad all the time, and
people look at me like I'm crazy
338
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:17,932
when I take you out to dinner, but
it was okay because I thought that
339
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:20,409
we were... heading somewhere, but...
340
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,793
We're not, are we?
341
00:15:25,721 --> 00:15:26,773
God.
342
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:29,685
Laurie? H-hello?
343
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,909
Uh, excuse me. I heard a woman whimper.
344
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:37,329
Uh, ma'am, if you... if you're there,
can you, uh, can you, like, pick me up?
345
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,717
Dude, just talk to him.
346
00:15:39,718 --> 00:15:43,120
Tom, it's a hurricane! Go home!
347
00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:45,761
How about this one, okay?
It's got a good message.
348
00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:50,084
It's closing time!
349
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:52,901
I know you're sad, but
don't drink and drive.
350
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,849
You might kill your dad.
351
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,157
Wha-bam!
352
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:57,572
Too depressing?
353
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:58,930
Too everything.
354
00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,849
It's not as easy as you think.
355
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,196
Time to go.
356
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:09,202
Drink lots of water, take some aspirin,
and we'll do it again tomorrow.
357
00:16:09,909 --> 00:16:11,509
You're a natural, boo.
358
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:13,122
That's mine. You can't have it.
359
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:17,463
You remember the last time you
and I were stuck in a hurricane?
360
00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:22,069
Oh, yeah. When we were having sex,
we knocked over so many candles.
361
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,456
Oh. Grayson.
362
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:27,509
What? No. You guys are obviously
having fun reminiscing.
363
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,845
I wasn't talking about the naughty part.
364
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:35,355
You know, Trav was so scared of the storm
that you let him sleep in our bed.
365
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,876
Oh. Then we all got wrapped
up in that down comforter...
366
00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:41,352
And he turned the whole thing
into one giant urine burrito.
367
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:43,320
Well, he was only 5.
368
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,241
Maybe 10.
369
00:16:45,324 --> 00:16:47,359
Look, I know I promised to take
care of this Laurie thing,
370
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,840
but I just ended up pushing
him right toward her.
371
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,184
I just couldn't help it.
372
00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:55,069
The second I mentioned Laurie's
name, he just smiled this smile,
373
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:57,820
and then I wanted him to
have whatever he wanted.
374
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:03,425
Bobby Cobb, when you are being
earnest, you are one sexy man.
375
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,249
Pretzels for my sweetheart.
376
00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:08,862
Well, that's just bad timing.
377
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,904
Laurie talks about you a lot, Trav.
378
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,742
You know, it's good to
know she's not alone.
379
00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:15,340
I'm sure she'd be happier if you were here.
380
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:16,536
No question.
381
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,329
Maybe a little question.
382
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,235
All right. Well, how do I fix this?
383
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,956
Well, it would be easier if you were here.
384
00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:26,436
You could hold her hand or...
with those arms,
385
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:28,690
break a papa bench in half to impress her.
386
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:29,974
That's it.
387
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,262
I need you to be my body.
388
00:17:32,329 --> 00:17:33,381
Come again?
389
00:17:40,922 --> 00:17:43,188
Laurie, can we come in?
390
00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:45,029
Who's "we"?
391
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,023
Oh, my God.
392
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:50,630
Baby, please dance with me.
393
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,189
All right. The last round.
394
00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,816
Jules and Ellie only need one more to win.
395
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,109
Let's end this.
396
00:17:57,289 --> 00:18:01,136
This way, your granddaughter's first
words won't be... "What, what?"
397
00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:05,184
But does that guy even exist?
398
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,602
I think he does.
399
00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:12,577
He still smiles the same way he
did when he was a little kid.
400
00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:16,099
You win. We cheated.
401
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,800
I knew David Barstool wasn't an actor!
402
00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,220
You were just looking at
things around the room.
403
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:24,738
Yeah. Although I think that
there is a Jim Lampley.
404
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:25,938
Nope.
405
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,364
You sure you're okay with this?
406
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:30,241
No, but I-I want what Travis wants.
407
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,709
Hell, we all love Laurie, right?
408
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,825
Yeah.
409
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:37,074
Ellie... just fake it.
410
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,689
She's an angel.
411
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:40,706
Aw. Snap.
412
00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:44,356
Is this the only way we're
ever gonna be able to dance?
413
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,369
Trav, put your finger to my lips.
414
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,377
Shh.
415
00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:52,192
Hey, can you lean back so
I can look at her face?
416
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:54,366
I'm breathing a lot of
my own breath right now.
417
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,136
Starting to regret the
tuna sandwich earlier.
418
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,014
Can you just freestyle dance
or something while we talk?
419
00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:03,436
When I re-enlisted, I-I
didn't mean to hurt you,
420
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,941
you know, but these people out here...
they're my family.
421
00:19:06,281 --> 00:19:08,084
All I can do is ask you to wait,
422
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,973
but if you can't, I understand.
423
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:17,333
Grab my tush.
424
00:19:17,994 --> 00:19:19,382
Trav, grab her booty.
425
00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:21,249
Nah, I'm good.
426
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,601
Come on, man. Get in there. Just a handful.
427
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,157
Oh, Wade.
428
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:28,712
Okay, you know what? I can't do it.
429
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:31,061
Uh, baby? Trav fell. Is... is he okay?
430
00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:32,788
Uh, yeah. No, he's fine.
431
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:34,033
I'll be right back.
432
00:19:36,453 --> 00:19:37,601
What do you think?
433
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:41,081
Do you think I should give him another
chance, or should I just move on?
434
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,745
Hi. The storm's let up.
435
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,829
What's... what's... what's wrong?
436
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:53,973
Everybody just got back, so I'm
gonna take you upstairs, all right?
437
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,829
I want to talk to you all night.
438
00:19:58,538 --> 00:20:01,553
She asked me what she should do,
and I know she'll regret it
439
00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:03,678
if she doesn't see it through with Wade.
440
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:08,158
She finally found someone who cares
about her happiness more than his own.
441
00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:16,520
Ohh. That was a crazy storm, huh?
442
00:20:16,521 --> 00:20:18,816
You know, the reason that
Florida has so many hurricanes
443
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,405
is that when the barometric pressure is...
444
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,788
you guys are doing a bit?
Awesome. I'm coming in.
445
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:37,177
Look, if you want a good closing line,
you're gonna have to face the fact
446
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:39,688
that you're not Mr. Catchphrase anymore.
447
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:42,932
Stop living in the past and
embrace who you are today...
448
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,616
a tired, old bartender with a bad back
449
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:49,285
who doesn't want to admit
that he's always freezing.
450
00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:50,827
I used to be so warm.
451
00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:56,305
I know. Use that... And tell these
young punks how you really feel.
452
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,649
Please get out of my bar.
453
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:07,181
I just want to go home and
wrap up in my cozy blanket
454
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,585
and drink that tea with the
sleepy bear on the box.
455
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:13,625
I know you hate me now, but
you'll thank me later,
456
00:21:14,077 --> 00:21:15,833
because if you don't stop drinking,
457
00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:19,094
tomorrow you're going to
wake up next to that person
458
00:21:19,095 --> 00:21:21,552
that you're talking to right now,
459
00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:23,561
and you'll wish you knew how
to get them out of your house,
460
00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:26,390
but they're gonna make
you take them to brunch.
461
00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:28,678
Good night. Don't drink and drive.
462
00:21:28,938 --> 00:21:30,294
You might kill your dad.
463
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,734
Perfect.
464
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:41,259
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