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Well, are you guys gonna help,
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or are you just gonna watch me struggle?
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Watch you struggle.
The second one,
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but still, it's cute seeing you as a dad.
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Really?
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Totally, but sometimes I
do feel, uh, a little,
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well, what is it?
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You're not crazy about
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the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde,
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fake tan, fake boob, club skank
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you one-night-standed to make that baby.
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She says it better.
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That is not true, Jill.
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Your mommy and I had a one-afternoon stand.
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Jill? I thought her name was Tampa.
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Yeah. Her mom named her "Tampa,"
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but she let me pick the middle name,
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so from now on we're calling her "Jill."
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I'm gonna stick with "Tampa"
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'cause you hate it so much.
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Ditto.
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What the hell?
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I need a corkscrew.
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Oh. I baby-proofed the house because Jill--
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Tampa.
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Jill will be staying here a lot.
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Ohh.
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Well, are you gonna help me
or just watch me struggle?
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The second one.
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Mother of God, I've gotta drink!
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Ah.
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Are these pictures of you and Bobby
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from an old hunting trip?
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They're our wedding photos.
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We drove down the aisle in an A.T.V.
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When I get married,
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I hope I'm just as pregnant as you.
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Aw. Did your photographer suck,
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or do you know a lot of
people without heads?
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Oh, that's Bobby's uncle.
He was really sweet,
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but when we opened our photographs,
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there were, like, nine
pictures of his penis.
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Ooh. He's actually in jail now.
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So this time we're gonna
use a professional.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You guys notice anything?
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The helmet's gone!
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You had a helmet?
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God, I really thought that
would be a bigger deal.
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Oh, wedding photographers, huh?
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You guys want to see some real photography?
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You know we would.
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I'll get my portfolio.
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Run! Aah!
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Freeze! Now you smile and drink your wine.
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Mm. Found a little piece of glass.
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This sangria reminds me of
when I went to Pamplona
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to photograph the running of the bulls.
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This guy I was shacking up
with, Miguel, ran it with me.
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Oh, was he handsome?
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No. Really short legs.
Oh.
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Poor little fella was tossed
into a second-story window.
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Never saw him again.
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Oh.
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Yes! They love each other.
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We--we are gonna hang out all the time!
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Buddy, I'm gonna kiss the top of your head.
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Get used to it.
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These idiots are a six-pack
short of running away together.
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He is mine.
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Uh-oh. Make-out party.
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Let's do this.
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Ay! So...
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There's so much beauty in photography.
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I just wanted to take that notion
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and turn it on its head,
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so the theme of my work
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is "taking the beauty out of beauty."
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You really cannot see the beauty.
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Thank you.
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Ouch! Ohh.
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Oh, no.
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Well, I'm sure that deer was
very graceful when it had skin.
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Okay, I love this.
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I am gonna put this on my wall.
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You're actually holding it wrong.
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It's a severed toe.
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It's the best picture of a severed toe
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that I have ever seen.
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Yeah. I can't stop looking at it.
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Ohh.
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Ugh. I almost barfed.
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Luckily, I can control my gag reflex.
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Nothing?
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I don't swing at softballs.
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But Trav's photos weren't that bad.
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Truth gun! What do you really think?
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It was like looking into an open wound,
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especially the photo of the open wound...
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But my mom philosophy is simple--
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always support your child, no matter what.
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Well, I finally got that
broken drawer open.
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I had to pry it loose so I
can baby-proof it shut.
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That drawer has been jammed
shut for, like, 15 years.
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Oh, check it out. It's like, uh...
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time capsule.
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Koosh ball, "Bo knows" t-shirt...
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Ooh.
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Those old pore strips.
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Remember those things
that go over your nose?
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I'm gonna take 'em.
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Hey! Look at the cute, little elephant
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named "Bob Dole."
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Ohh. My old Fleetwood Mac cassette.
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You know, Fleetwood Mac
married Stevie Nicks.
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I don't think so.
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Well, it's true.
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What is this?
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It looks like a smoke
detector from a disco.
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That is a Simon.
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Sorry, Jelly Bean.
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It's for ages 8 and up, not for you.
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Oh, no. Bobby can't see these.
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I need some matches.
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Damn it.
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Talk about lucky!
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Walking in right as Jules
was about to burn my old...
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Zubaz!
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You've got your great
pants, your great girl.
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We had our first make-out party last night.
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Oh. Yeah. Come on.
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We should celebrate.
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Yeah.
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How about a double bell kick?
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Yeah.
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You know, after Jules,
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I didn't think I'd ever be able
to commit to someone again,
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but I'm finally feeling like
I'm ready for something real.
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I'm glad, buddy.
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I'm not gonna do anything to
mess things with Angie up...
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But she might.
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Damn you to hell!
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Ohh. Mmm!
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Am I tired...
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or is it my sexy new belly chain?
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I love my '90s drawer.
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Me, too.
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These things were a huge
part of my face regimen
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back when I used to male-model.
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First, soap and water. Duh.
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Second, mud mask. Third...
Wait. No toner.
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No. You don't want to dry the instrument.
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And then I had these
things to bring me home.
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Lady belly chain, lord nose strip.
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Well, let me just say,
you're an amazing mother...
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Oh! And--oh.
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I wasn't done. Who's stopping you?
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Okay. You know I want to be a photographer,
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and I would love to know
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that my first professional gig was for you,
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so I was thinking that I could
take the pictures at your wedding.
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Oh. Wow.
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Well?
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What am I gonna say, no?
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Oh, cool!
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Look, I know it's a big deal for you,
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so I want you to be able to think about it.
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Take your time. I'll check back.
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Well-played.
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Shut up.
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Oh! That's just...
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Oh, come on.
You're not even gonna let me see it?
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That's the best part.
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Weird. I have dishes in my sink,
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and you have chicken bones, tissues,
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a pair of broken sunglasses, and diapers.
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Mm-hmm.
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Grayson baby-proofed my trash can.
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I have a house full of things
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that I can't open, including my toilet.
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Ellie, I had to tee-tee in the yard.
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Why wouldn't you just go in the shower?
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Gross.
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Between this
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and Travis's wedding photo stuff,
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I-I'm going crazy.
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If it helps, Grayson said he's
fine with Travis doing it
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'cause he already has
great wedding pictures.
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You have a picture up
from your first wedding?
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You told me it was from
a building dedication.
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I sometimes lie about things.
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This is going in my sink.
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Look...
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This is probably the last time that
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I'll have a chance to have
great wedding photos...
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Probably?
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But I won't get them
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if Travis is spraying down my
bridal party with dog blood.
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Too bad you think "a mom
should always support
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her kid 100%, no matter
what"-- direct quote.
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Burned by my own stupid mom philosophy.
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You know, as a parent...
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"As a parent"?
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You just found out you
were a dad 48 hours ago.
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Yeah. Calm down, Day Two.
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Now, as a parent of several years,
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what I think--
Wait. I-I--
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I'll let you finish that thought
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if you can tell me where
your child is right now.
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I'm out.
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I know that Travis' work
is a little horrifying,
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but he does have talent.
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I mean, I think. Maybe. I don't know.
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Well, I need to find out if he can do it.
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Is this from your honeymoon?
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That is me and my cousin.
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Sink.
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What the fudge nuts were you doing
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macking with that dude?
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I know you're upset, but...
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Ow!
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Stomping on my foot?
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That was me. How could you do this to us?!
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We've only been dating a few weeks.
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You never said that you
wanted to be exclusive.
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Yes, I did.
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Every time I kissed you,
my lips were saying...
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"Angie... I... want...
to... be... exclusive."
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Why do your lips need your
fingers to make them talk?
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I don't know.
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Ow!
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Okay. You need to stop.
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I'm very hot.
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Why don't you take five?
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I thought we had something special.
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I was wrong. We're through.
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I'd be storming out right now
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if I hadn't just ordered a cheeseburger.
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Ooh. Cheeseburger.
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Hey, Jelly Bean. I'm glad you're here.
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Of course you are...
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Because I'm awesome.
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Please try his son.
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I want to see if a jelly bean can do it.
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Jules told me never to ask,
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but why do you call me "Jelly Bean"?
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Well, J.B., when Jules first hired you,
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I thought you were so simpleminded,
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she could convince you
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that jelly beans were
more valuable than gold
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and subsequently pay you in jelly beans.
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This concept was eventually
shortened into your nickname...
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"Jelly Bean."
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Not as dumb as you think.
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We'll see. Simon, get her.
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I'm not gonna play your stupid game, Ellie.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait for it...
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Damn it!
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This sucks.
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Now I know exactly how you felt
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when I cheated on you all those times.
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It feels a little different.
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I mean, she's been your
girlfriend for two weeks,
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and she kissed a dude, and,
well, we were married,
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and you banged a thousand waitresses.
267
00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:46,430
Is it the waitress part
that makes it different?
268
00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:48,078
Sure. Why not?
269
00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:52,110
Man, I never want to see
Angie's face again.
270
00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:55,287
How strict are you on the
whole "never" thing?
271
00:10:58,612 --> 00:10:59,858
Ohh.
272
00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:01,574
So why'd you want to talk to me?
273
00:11:01,575 --> 00:11:03,366
What?! You asked her to come here?
274
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:06,327
She's Trav's teacher,
and--and I need to know,
275
00:11:06,506 --> 00:11:07,834
is he talented?
276
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,345
Well-- liar!
277
00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:10,074
Bobby.
278
00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,001
No, no, no, no. This hand does not get
279
00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:13,763
to touch this knee anymore.
280
00:11:13,975 --> 00:11:15,698
Yeah. I'm gonna pass on the hand, too,
281
00:11:15,699 --> 00:11:17,169
because, well, nothing personal.
282
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,939
It's just that we haven't
been friends for that long.
283
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,890
Look, Trav is super talented.
284
00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,303
Really?
Yeah.
285
00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:26,192
Could he take great wedding photos?
Totally.
286
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:28,582
So this could be his career?
Absolutely.
287
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,604
My boy is gonna be happy
doing something he loves!
288
00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:33,653
Oh, no. He's not gonna be happy.
289
00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:34,785
There's, like, four photographers
290
00:11:34,786 --> 00:11:37,170
in the whole world who actually
make a living at this.
291
00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,394
Why do you think I took a teaching job?
292
00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:41,605
Mm. Even that's not enough.
293
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:42,354
I still have to cash
294
00:11:42,355 --> 00:11:44,276
my dead cousin's social security checks.
295
00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:47,288
Ooh! Sweet. Is this anyone's nickel?
296
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,154
Wow.
297
00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:51,170
I told you she was a bitch.
298
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:57,906
Why do I suck at this?
299
00:11:57,907 --> 00:12:00,493
It's not your fault.
When you were a fetus...
300
00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:04,341
Your mom existed on funnel
cakes and motorcycle fumes.
301
00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:06,774
Consider it a victory
you don't have a tail.
302
00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,379
Ugh! Stop talking to me.
303
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,916
I need to focus.
304
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:12,094
Oh, look.
305
00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:14,255
Something shiny.
306
00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:18,502
Aah! Shut up, Simon.
307
00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,133
I'm not dumb!
308
00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:24,595
Sounds like Simon disagrees.
309
00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:29,377
Hey.
310
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:31,230
Angie, how'd you get in here?
311
00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:33,497
Your door is held shut with suspenders.
312
00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:35,713
When I came in, I found a
bum making a sandwich.
313
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,219
Oh, that's just Gary.
314
00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:39,338
Or Dennis.
315
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,832
Did he have a beard or a huge beard?
316
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,674
I don't know. I was screaming.
317
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,019
Oh, that sounds like Gary.
318
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:45,861
Oh.
319
00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:47,127
Be honest.
320
00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,173
Now you knew how crazy I was about you,
321
00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:51,047
but you went ahead and
kissed that guy anyway,
322
00:12:51,048 --> 00:12:52,111
now didn't you?
323
00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,283
Yeah.
324
00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:54,875
You're gonna have to go now.
325
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,427
I'm naked under here.
326
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:57,542
Let's do this.
327
00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:02,954
But why does Travis even
want to be a photographer?
328
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:05,238
You know, I wanted him to
be one of those scientists
329
00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:07,863
that invent stem cells
so I could live forever.
330
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,095
I really don't want to die.
331
00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:13,325
Good luck with that. 40 more years, tops.
332
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,661
Did you hear her? That's not enough time.
333
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,614
Shh. It's okay, sweetie.
334
00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,999
Thought I'd start taking pics now.
335
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,461
I even got a few of you napping.
336
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,662
Grayson, didn't know you
were the little spoon.
337
00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:28,438
It makes me feel safe.
338
00:13:28,971 --> 00:13:30,281
I just--I cannot stand
339
00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:32,605
the thought of him having a crappy life.
340
00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,566
I mean, why couldn't he be a drug dealer?
341
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,231
At least they have cool cars.
342
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,322
I've found that with Jill--
Tampa.
343
00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:41,897
Stop it. I've found that
parenting is more about honesty.
344
00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:43,189
I warned you, Day Two.
345
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:47,265
Ba-ha. You know what sucks
about Travis' bleak future?
346
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:51,240
There is no chance now he'll
pursue anything but photography
347
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:56,163
now that his mom has given him
his first big, supportive push.
348
00:13:58,928 --> 00:14:00,201
Honey, I've been thinking.
349
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:02,676
I don't want you to have
to work at my wedding.
350
00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,282
I want you to have fun.
351
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:06,634
So you don't want me to take your pictures?
352
00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,710
It's not that I don't think
you would be good, because--
353
00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:11,495
It's fine. I mean, it's your wedding.
354
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,876
I've found that with kids...
355
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:21,311
Nothing.
356
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:26,395
Oh.
357
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,739
Ugh!
358
00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,593
Damn it, Day Two. Just open it for me.
359
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,978
I'll open it if you stop
calling me "Day Two."
360
00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:35,526
Then we're at an impasse.
361
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:38,101
Hey, sweetie.
You want a finger full of yogurt?
362
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:40,747
Sure.
363
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:44,652
There. That fixes everything.
364
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,058
Wow. He's really angry with us.
365
00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:50,112
"Us"?
Yeah.
366
00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,318
You told him that it was
my decision, didn't you?
367
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:54,670
And he's still mad at me.
That's crazy.
368
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,257
You know whose fault this really is?
Yours?
369
00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:58,955
Stop it. We're off that.
370
00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,187
No, it's Angie's.
371
00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:01,250
She's the one who pushed him
372
00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:03,139
into having a career in photography.
373
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,722
Almost makes sense.
374
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,054
I'm gonna call her.
375
00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:09,866
Did you Photoshop my face in this picture?
376
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,971
Yep.
377
00:15:10,999 --> 00:15:12,085
I like it.
378
00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,555
Hey, Andy.
379
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,086
Dude, I just passed Angie...
380
00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:26,552
Who looked recently made love to.
381
00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:27,920
Yeah!
382
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,375
But what are you doing?!
383
00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,624
So she found your weak spot?
384
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,629
If that means my ding dong, then yeah.
385
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,658
Maybe I'm not the kind
of guy who gets to have
386
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,090
a real relationship, you know?
387
00:15:38,091 --> 00:15:40,891
You're wrong.
Don't settle for less than you deserve.
388
00:15:43,014 --> 00:15:44,919
Hey, we're busy here, Gary.
389
00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:47,763
That might have been Dennis.
390
00:15:52,714 --> 00:15:54,282
This is impossible!
391
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:55,691
Oh, really?
392
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,765
Oh, eyes shut.
393
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:03,481
Well--
394
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,391
Oh. Broke my personal record.
395
00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:06,847
Victory sip.
396
00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,914
Mm. Mm.
397
00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:12,303
Done. Don't be sad.
398
00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,803
I hear they're coming out
with a jelly bean version.
399
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,203
It's just one big button.
400
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:20,898
Usually, I don't mind taking your crap.
401
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:24,225
You call me a slut-- I say
it's a lifestyle choice.
402
00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:25,769
You say I'm uncouth--no biggie--
403
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,058
I don't know what that means.
404
00:16:27,059 --> 00:16:29,318
And you're always calling me dumb, but...
405
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,520
I never really thought you meant it.
406
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,682
Do you really think I'm dumb?
407
00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:36,459
It would be easier to just say "No."
408
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,701
Mm!
409
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:42,247
You can do it. Just squeeze and pull.
410
00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:43,647
Oh!
411
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:46,359
I did it. Wow.
412
00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:47,558
Here.
413
00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:49,418
Did you really ask me over here
414
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,132
just to show you how to open a cabinet?
415
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,406
No, but that's totally
something I would do.
416
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,579
No, I'm--I'm mad at you.
417
00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:58,566
Why would you push Travis into
a career that ends with him
418
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,571
being broke like his dad, living on a boat
419
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,860
and having his heart broken
by some cheating skank?
420
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:05,159
Bobby and I are back together.
421
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,365
I've always liked you.
422
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:07,329
Thank you.
423
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,780
Look, I know that you've
been worrying about Travis,
424
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,494
so I brought you something
that he left in the darkroom.
425
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:15,982
Wow.
426
00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:18,346
It smells like dead animals in here.
427
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,155
I gotta empty the trash sink.
428
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,666
Look... Trav chose this
path because he loves it.
429
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,012
There's nothing anyone can
say that's gonna stop him,
430
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,278
so all you can do
431
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,518
is decide if you're gonna be
there for him along the way.
432
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,011
Laurie.
433
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,783
Do this math problem.
434
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:39,930
Is that right?
435
00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,539
I don't know. I can't do math.
436
00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:44,236
I can do basic math.
437
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,961
Like, if the nanny breaks a glass,
438
00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,745
that's minus $7 from her paycheck.
439
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:53,258
Everyone has something
that makes them feel dumb.
440
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,973
For Jules, it's the baby-proofing.
441
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,677
Bobby-- it's the English language.
442
00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:00,583
Grayson...
443
00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,822
A beer, two Martinis, and some wings.
444
00:18:02,823 --> 00:18:03,787
Got it.
445
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,245
Hold on--uh--what?
446
00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:09,602
That guy owns a bar and
can't remember an order.
447
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,491
I don't think you're dumb.
448
00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:14,133
I just think you have a
blind spot for Simon.
449
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:17,388
Simon and airport baggage carousels.
450
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,470
Everyone else just takes
their luggage so easy.
451
00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,234
I end up running laps.
452
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,914
Well, you have to wait for it.
453
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:26,359
So nobody ordered mozzarella sticks?
Really?
454
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:31,330
Hey.
455
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:35,303
So, uh... remember that
fantasy you talked about?
456
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,085
Kapow.
457
00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,037
Whoo! That's hot.
458
00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:44,094
Now wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
459
00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:45,781
Is there even a chance
460
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,910
that you and I can turn
into something real?
461
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,234
That's not where I am in my life right now.
462
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,799
Today I'm teaching here, but
next week I may just...
463
00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:56,819
Run off to Kenya to shoot elephants.
464
00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:58,931
So...
465
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,375
For now I just want something fun.
466
00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:07,314
It is fun...
467
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:09,858
But it's not enough for me.
468
00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:12,246
Are you sure? I mean...
469
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:15,498
I don't have anything on under my zubaz.
470
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,686
Bye, Angie.
471
00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:22,074
Bye.
472
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,645
Hey, when you say shoot elephants...
473
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,318
Oh--with a camera.
Yeah.
474
00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,453
Cool.
475
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:39,905
Hey.
476
00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:41,400
What are you up to?
477
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:43,106
I have three midterms next week.
478
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:44,536
What do you think I'm up to?
479
00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,336
Some... nerdy computer thing?
480
00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:47,680
Correct.
481
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,630
Sometimes when I'm stressed out,
482
00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,130
I like to punch sharks.
483
00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,282
I--
484
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,162
Why are you holding your breath?
485
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,477
Because I'm underwater.
486
00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:59,001
Why aren't your clothes wet?
487
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:01,530
Oh, God. You know, you're ruining it.
488
00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:02,646
Sorry.
489
00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:05,537
If I asked nicely,
490
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,026
will you take pictures at my wedding?
491
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,398
Aw, what a nice guilty gesture.
492
00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:11,518
Kinda.
493
00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:14,284
So are you in or out?
In.
494
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,537
Good... because you are
an amazing photographer,
495
00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:20,306
and I should never have said
"no" in the first place.
496
00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:22,326
I want you to have a great life,
497
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,144
and the thought of you struggling--
498
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:27,657
it just--it scares me. I-I-I freaked out.
499
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:29,559
I'm okay with the struggle.
500
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:31,143
Okay, good.
501
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,989
Because it's got to be
your struggle, not mine.
502
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,694
I'm not gonna give you money
whenever you need it.
503
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,232
Yes, you will.
Yeah, I will.
504
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,156
We should probably open
a joint bank account.
505
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,527
Just promise me that life's
gonna work out for you.
506
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,551
I promise.
507
00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:48,896
You still look worried.
508
00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:50,879
Do you want to fight some sharks?
509
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:53,535
Bwah!
510
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:55,278
You know, you wouldn't be able
511
00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,311
to swing a tennis racket in water.
512
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,447
Yeah, well, you'd be wet.
513
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:08,253
I don't know if I like this.
514
00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:10,138
Everybody's looking at us.
515
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:12,091
That's because we look awesome.
516
00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,318
Yeah, that's right. This is happening.
517
00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:16,753
Ha. Come on, G-Man. We're doing this, baby.
518
00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:18,147
We're doing this now.
519
00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:20,111
Then why are we still on the ground?
520
00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:21,551
Gentlemen...
521
00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:23,563
I'll see you on top of the world.
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