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You know what sucks
about getting married to you?
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I can't think of a thing.
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I can think of so many things.
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You were such a ho-bag,
that I-I always feel like
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I'm 50 feet away from some
young hoochie you slept with.
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That's ridiculous.
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Hey, girls! It's Grayson!
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Gray-gray?!
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Oh... my... God!
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I hardly recognized you
outside the club. Oh.
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Break it down.
Dancing on the bar.
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- Whoop, whoop.
- Yeah.
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In the club, yeah, baby,
take it down...
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whoop... what are we doing?
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Holly, this is my fiancee...
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Jules and her scary,
judgmental friend.
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- Hi.
- Blech.
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Oh, he and I used to hook up,
like, really hard.
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Awesome.
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We should really catch up.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, did I leave
anything at your place?
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Your dignity.
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Any time girls left stuff,
I just put it in here.
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Wait. You have a lost-and-found
bang box? That's disgusting.
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Dibs on these sunglasses.
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Yeah, I am totally taking these
scrunchies and this brownie pan.
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Yeah, she gave me treats...
And made me brownies.
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There are a lot of crosses,
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considering all these girls
gave it up for a dumb bartender.
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These are antipsychotic drugs.
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I should probably get those back
to her before she gets all...
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"Aah! Gonna go around
with a kni..."
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What the...
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This is my bra.
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Oh, right. I always forget
that we hooked up.
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- Look, it was not the worst sex
of my life, but...
- Sweetie?
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Save that for my wedding toast.
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Duly noted.
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Look, I don't mind helping you
put your wet suit on every day.
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Well... okay, I do.
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I mean, it's weird you don't
wear anything underneath.
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That's how I roll, dude.
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Please don't go surfing.
I miss our morning time.
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Baby, you should stay home
and ride these waves.
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You sleep with that.
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I sleep near that.
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I surf 'cause I need
some alone time.
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This little cul-de-sac crew
does everything together.
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That's not true.
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Yesterday, I took a shower
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without talking to you
on speakerphone.
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And?
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It was horrible.
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Meh.
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Oh, Gray-gray,
we should head out soon.
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We are not married, but we have
to go to marriage counseling?
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Why?
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'Cause I love me some therapy.
I'm good at it.
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Paying other people
to listen to your problems?
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Uh-huh.
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You know, marriage counseling
before marriage
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does feel a little backwards.
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I don't want to enter into this
with any baggage.
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My last marriage
didn't have a chance.
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I was pregnant,
I dropped out of school,
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Bobby was sleeping with
Kathy Valero, our weather lady.
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From News Channel 7?
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I know. How cool is that?
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♪ News on 7 ♪
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♪ We got the news ♪
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He skipped my birthday
to go have sex with her.
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No way! E-street?
Let's hang, girl.
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Ellie?
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I want to start our marriage
baggage-free,
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but, uh, this one here's
got a bang box.
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You know what I think...
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look, that part of my life
is over.
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Can we just please move on?
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Well, I'm not sure
we're ready to move on.
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Okay. We can move on.
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Did you just signal her?
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That's what happens when
you miss the first appointment,
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you know. People bond.
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Seems fair.
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So, Grayson, you want kids,
and what about you, Jules?
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Well, I did say that I would
go on any adventure with him,
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but not all adventures
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are things you're
necessarily dying to do.
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I mean, for instance,
um, being kidnapped...
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that's an adventure.
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Eating raw chicken.
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You don't get credit
for saying you'll have a kid
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if you're gonna constantly
make me feel guilty about it.
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I agree.
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Because I have to, Jules.
He brings up a good point.
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I know. I'm sorry.
I'm... I'm just... I'm scared.
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I'm totally on board
with you, okay?
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I love you.
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Mm.
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Aw. You guys are making me
miss my husband.
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He killed himself.
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So we got another... wow...
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42 minutes.
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What else? What else we got?
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I love that you're having people
sign your helmet.
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Hmm.
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So... what brings you
to the Phallus Palace?
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That would be such
a good name for a gay bar.
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Then we shall find
a new house name.
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I miss hanging out with you.
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Come on. I don't have
anyone to flirt with.
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Let me take you out to Louie.
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It's my new word for "lunch."
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Aw, thanks for the invite,
but I think I'm gonna ride out
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my last week of humiliation
here in the Nut Hut.
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- Nope.
- Yeah, that's worse.
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I'm just tired of being mocked
every time I go outside,
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and our weird neighbor
keeps shooting
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these suction cup darts
at my helmet.
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I think he's got, like,
a crush on me or something.
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Rain check, okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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All right, buddy.
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All right, go.
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Dude!
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I don't roll that way!
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I haven't seen you catch a wave
yet, Ellie. What gives?
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I don't actually
ride the waves.
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I just sit here.
I'm a wave-sitter.
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Well, that makes less sense
than nonalcoholic beer...
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Or soccer.
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I love it, and until you showed
up with your frazzle dazzle,
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I got to be alone.
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Only hard part is getting back
to shore, but I have a system.
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You want me to
teach you how to surf?
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Yes, please.
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No.
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Wait.
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No, you wait.
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Go get it.
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Now scram.
I got to talk to Grayson.
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Do you think Dr. Mettler
sees us as a good couple?
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It's hard to know for sure,
you know,
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unless we had her notebook.
Oh, wait.
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- I do.
- Ha ha!
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You stole her notebook?
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I have never been
so attracted to you.
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Soul mates.
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Mwah. Check it out.
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Oh. Here we are.
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Oh, yeah, look, look,
she wrote down "narcissist"
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but doesn't say
which one of us she meant.
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- It's gotta be me.
- I'm sure it's me.
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Oh, she also says
we're compatible
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and have a bright future.
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We are baggage-free.
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Hey, Gray-gray.
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So this is kind of what
I wanted to catch up about.
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She's yours.
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That feels like baggage.
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Both have tiny eyes.
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It's a baby.
Everything's tiny.
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We're screwed.
This is a nightmare.
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Oh, hey. Do you guys
have any wasabi almonds?
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- Actually, yes.
- No.
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No snacks until after you
explain why you never told me.
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Ohh, but I'm so hungry.
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Come on, man. She's starving.
Why am I fighting for her?
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I don't know.
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When we threw down, you were,
like, all angry and dark,
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which was so freakin' hot...
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But it was also
a little bit scary, wasn't it?
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Now you just
seem so happy and stable.
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Holly? What? No way.
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You know her?
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Yeah, since,
like, grade school.
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- Mwah.
- Oh, here's my baby girl.
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You know her?
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Tampa's my goddaughter.
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My daughter's name is Tampa?
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You're the father?
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I think this might be
my favorite day ever.
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- Really?
- Let me have this.
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So can you guys take Tampa
tonight? 'Cause I need to dance.
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Seriously,
I don't want to. I need to.
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I'm assuming that
when you slept with my fiance,
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you also slept
with other guys as well?
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Hells yeah, I did.
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Okay, well, I think we should
take a paternity test,
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you know, just for fun.
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Man, I can't believe
Grayson knocked that girl up.
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I don't think that baby's his.
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Have you seen
how tight his jeans are?
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He's definitely firing blanks.
I'll get more wax.
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Break it down, sister.
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Bobby. Teaching Ellie anything
is a bad idea.
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I tried showing her
how to text a picture.
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She cell-phone-whipped me.
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I still don't have
peripheral vision.
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Wow.
He should not be driving.
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She's the unteachable woman.
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Oh, I'll be fine, little buddy.
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Your refrigerator is filled with
nothing but beer and churros.
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Yeah, I just went shopping.
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All right, pal. Time to leave.
Surf school's a-startin'.
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Well, this sucks.
No one wants me around today.
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Today?
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How come Angie gets to stay?
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Oh, I occasionally
let him touch my boobs.
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Well, I'll let you do that.
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Wow.
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Hit the bricks.
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Oh, cool.
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You're reading "Hamlet."
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You still hate books, huh?
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Yeah.
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I also decided that since you
won't go out to Louie with me,
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I'm just gonna come to you.
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Hey, bro?
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There is no music in the world
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that will match
what your body is doing.
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I'm learning how to step dance
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since I'm joining
Omega Beta Theta.
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Why are you joining
The Black Frat?
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Sig has always considered
himself black-adjacent.
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Well, I could
teach you how to step.
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Yeah, I have watched
"Stomp The Yard,"
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like, one million times.
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There's a scene 72 minutes in
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where it's just all of these
ripped, hot, black dancers,
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and they're running up
this mountain shirtless.
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When I'm not talking,
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that scene
is what I'm thinking about.
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Okay. So you kind of can't
practice without a partner.
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Travis, get up.
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Man.
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There's no dude-on-dude dancing
in Wang Town.
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The worst one yet.
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I'm glad we did
the paternity test together.
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Thanks, Graymond.
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"Graymond"?
That's not his name.
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It's not a name.
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Sure, it is.
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There's a friggin' show called
"everyone loves Graymond."
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Get her out.
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Um, we'll call you
when we get the results, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, once we find out
that I'm not the father,
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which "Maury Povich Show"
celebration dance
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are you gon' do?
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I'm gonna do the "boob-shimmy,
double point-to-God."
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00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:48,703
I'm gonna do
the finger-'stache-pimp-lip.
255
00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,770
What's up?
Wasn't me. Wasn't me.
256
00:10:54,682 --> 00:10:55,741
- You're such a fun couple.
- You better be right.
257
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,685
You better be...
258
00:10:57,686 --> 00:11:00,736
well, got your test results.
259
00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:02,689
Thanks for using
your influence at the hospital
260
00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:03,693
to get these so fast.
261
00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:04,753
The head nurse
would only give it to me
262
00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:07,711
if I beat her at arm wrestling,
so I had to steal it.
263
00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:09,695
Here we go.
264
00:11:09,695 --> 00:11:10,716
Okay, wait.
265
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,719
Promise me that no matter what,
266
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,691
we're gonna be really mature
about this, okay?
267
00:11:16,691 --> 00:11:17,707
I promise.
268
00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:21,720
I'm the father.
269
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,735
I'm gonna skedaddle.
270
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,691
All right.
Tenth time's a charm.
271
00:11:36,691 --> 00:11:38,770
Now here comes a wave.
I want you to paddle and pop up.
272
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:40,748
All right? Paddle and pop up.
273
00:11:40,749 --> 00:11:42,735
Stop saying,
"Paddle and pop up"!
274
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,695
Last time I tried that,
I got a saltwater nose enema.
275
00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:47,757
Problem is
you switched your stance.
276
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:51,686
Your redneck gibberish is even
harder to understand than usual.
277
00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:52,734
I'm just trying to help.
278
00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:54,695
"Frime gerst frying
to furble-derble"?
279
00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:56,753
That's it. I'm done.
280
00:11:56,753 --> 00:11:59,762
I quit anyway. See ya, brah.
281
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:08,769
Huh!
282
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,698
Trav. Honey, you actually
have some moves.
283
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:14,677
Two summers of preteen dance
camp with my moms. What up?
284
00:12:14,678 --> 00:12:15,678
Oh, no.
285
00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:16,757
Did you just try
to make that sound cool?
286
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,719
I did, and I regret it.
287
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,731
With you next to me,
I think I can do this.
288
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:23,685
All the guys know you already.
Do it with me.
289
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,765
I'm sorry, bro,
but... not gonna happen.
290
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,695
I'm gonna die up there, man.
291
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:28,722
Let me handle this, okay?
292
00:12:28,723 --> 00:12:30,703
Trav has had
a crush on me forever.
293
00:12:30,704 --> 00:12:32,769
The boy has literally
never said no to me.
294
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:35,681
Put your earbuds in so I can
talk to him. Come on.
295
00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:38,674
Ohh.
296
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,757
I don't give a crap about Sig...
297
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,678
Song hasn't started yet.
298
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,720
Yeah, you'll be fine.
299
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,761
But I think it'd be really cool
to see you dance.
300
00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:47,757
Pretty please, Travis?
301
00:12:47,757 --> 00:12:49,699
For me?
302
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:51,724
No.
303
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,686
Huah!
304
00:12:57,682 --> 00:12:58,757
Big Carl is a miracle worker,
305
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,757
but I don't think
he can fix this.
306
00:13:01,766 --> 00:13:05,691
No, no. Let him try.
307
00:13:05,691 --> 00:13:09,745
Sitting there, all depressed,
you look so beautiful.
308
00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:12,732
Why don't we go upstairs
309
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:15,732
and make a baby that's even
better than my other baby?
310
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:16,753
Are you kidding?
311
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,698
Yes...
312
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:22,685
But we're not ready to joke,
and I know that now.
313
00:13:22,686 --> 00:13:24,691
Haven't you heard
of birth control?
314
00:13:24,691 --> 00:13:25,749
She said she had it covered.
315
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,685
She probably meant she would
jump up and down after.
316
00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:32,682
Look, Jules, I need to know
that we can get through this...
317
00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:35,707
You know, that this
isn't a deal-breaker.
318
00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:38,682
Is it?
319
00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:42,702
I don't know.
320
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,482
Look, I know this happened
321
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,402
before you and I were even
dating, but does that mean
322
00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:52,094
I can't be mad at him
for messing up our life?
323
00:13:52,139 --> 00:13:54,890
Let me ask you one question.
Who's he?
324
00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:56,782
Andy Torres.
How you doing?
325
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:59,783
I thought I would practice with him
before I bring in my real fiance.
326
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:01,799
I'm just happy
someone wants me around.
327
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,350
Now why do you feel like
no one wants you around?
328
00:14:04,835 --> 00:14:05,889
Well, since I was a kid...
329
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,804
it's not about you.
330
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,843
No, Jules, childhood issues
are very important.
331
00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:11,807
For instance,
when I was a little girl,
332
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:12,843
- the neighborhood...
- It's not about you, either, Lynn.
333
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:15,808
This is my hour.
Now pretend to be Grayson.
334
00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:18,871
Lover, you got to accept
that this baby is a reality.
335
00:14:18,872 --> 00:14:19,872
Yeah, but...
336
00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:21,851
no "yeah, buts,"
you selfish jerk.
337
00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:24,821
I love what you're doing.
Pull it back a little.
338
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,879
Sorry, but you know
how badly I wanted a child,
339
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,892
and now I have one, but thanks
to your "no baggage" policy,
340
00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:31,851
I'm not even allowed
to be happy.
341
00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:32,855
He's not doing it right.
342
00:14:32,856 --> 00:14:35,879
No, no, fake Grayson
has made a really good point.
343
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,805
Look, you can't change
what's happened.
344
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:41,826
All you can do is decide whether
or not you can live with it.
345
00:14:42,868 --> 00:14:44,867
Don't you quit on me, girl.
346
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,801
What are you doing?
347
00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:47,889
I... don't know.
348
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,846
E-train, I am glad
to be done as your teacher.
349
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,835
Bye, new girlfriend. I'm sorry
you have to sleep with him.
350
00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:56,797
Oh, it's all right.
He's good at it.
351
00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,867
Andy is right.
She is unteachable.
352
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,818
She just has her walls up.
353
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,799
Reminds me of when
I taught high school.
354
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,880
There was this one gangbanger
named shadow.
355
00:15:05,881 --> 00:15:08,830
He used to leave
dead rats in my car...
356
00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,849
Did he put 'em in there dead,
or were they alive at first
357
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,859
and then they died
from the heat?
358
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,830
It's not really
a big part of the story.
359
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,828
Well, he couldn't have
cracked the window.
360
00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:16,857
They would have
just gotten away.
361
00:15:16,858 --> 00:15:18,876
You know, a rat could sneak
through a space this tiny.
362
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:22,834
If it's cool with you,
I'll just get back to my point.
363
00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:26,842
Shadow tried to scare me off,
but I never gave up on him.
364
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,814
Ellie's your shadow.
You just have to let her know
365
00:15:29,814 --> 00:15:30,851
that you'll stick to it
no matter what.
366
00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:33,851
Yeah, but Ellie's
not a gangbanger.
367
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,812
♪ People nowadays
don't think 'bout they ways ♪
368
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,876
♪ Don't think before they do,
don't think before they say ♪
369
00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:41,842
♪ Haphazard with the language
and actions ♪
370
00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:44,822
Come on.
Let's go cheer Sig on.
371
00:15:44,822 --> 00:15:45,835
Pass.
372
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:48,851
You really got to get over
this thing with books.
373
00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:50,829
What is going on with us?
374
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,809
You wouldn't even come
to Louie with me yesterday.
375
00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:54,893
I just... I don't get it.
376
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:57,817
Don't blame it
on your stupid helmet.
377
00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:01,796
All you non-helmets
think it's just so easy.
378
00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:03,829
A year ago, you would have
come to lunch with me
379
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,822
even if I asked you to wear
nothing but a sock on your junk.
380
00:16:07,822 --> 00:16:12,835
I miss the guy that would
do anything to see me smile.
381
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:16,822
It got a little
too flirty for me.
382
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:17,824
There's no such thing.
383
00:16:17,825 --> 00:16:18,889
It's just not as much fun
384
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,839
when you get stuck on someone
385
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,889
and then you start
thinking about 'em all the time
386
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:28,850
even though you know
nothing real will ever happen.
387
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,838
Just...
388
00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:33,830
Makes you feel kind of stupid,
you know?
389
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,868
Yeah, I get that.
390
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,821
Kind of sucks for me.
391
00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:42,804
It made me feel special, so...
392
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:43,838
Sorry.
393
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:46,863
It's okay.
394
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:49,854
I'll see you around, Trav.
395
00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:50,876
Oh...
396
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:55,797
You should call this place
the panty graveyard.
397
00:16:57,805 --> 00:16:59,843
It's perfect.
398
00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,829
I'm wave-sitting. Go away.
399
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,868
Nope. You're my shadow.
I'm not leaving you.
400
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,830
Why? I just want to be alone.
401
00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:12,813
Hey.
402
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:13,851
Seriously?
403
00:17:13,851 --> 00:17:14,885
What? I missed you.
404
00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:17,850
Ellie. I need you.
405
00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:20,808
You have got to be kidding.
406
00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:23,880
You're all crazy.
I'm going in.
407
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,818
Well, then, I'm going with you.
408
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,851
Oh. Uhh!
409
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:37,829
Can we please talk?
410
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,879
It's like he took our future
into the woods
411
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,875
and shot it in the face.
412
00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:44,834
Uh, ma'am? Where did you
get those sunglasses?
413
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,838
They're probably yours.
You left 'em at Graymond's?
414
00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:50,850
Unless you're pregnant,
you just can keep on moving.
415
00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:53,804
Keep on moving. Go.
416
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,884
You're being such a dummy.
417
00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:58,829
Yeah, you promised Graymond
you'd have a kid,
418
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,834
but you don't want to.
419
00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:02,829
You don't know that.
Maybe I do.
420
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,892
- Then have one.
- I don't want to.
421
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:07,829
This way,
he gets his dream kid,
422
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,855
and your 43-year-old egg-maker
gets off scot-free.
423
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:11,885
It's not that simple.
424
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:14,826
He has a child
with someone else.
425
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:15,859
Oh, like you do?
426
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,843
Stupid logic.
427
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,834
This is hard on him, isn't it?
428
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,875
Yeah.
429
00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:25,839
Oh, man.
430
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,893
It's exhausting thinking
of other people's feelings.
431
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,834
I know.
That's why I stopped doing it.
432
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:31,871
Oh...
433
00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:33,858
what are you doing here?
434
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:34,871
Time to surf.
435
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,842
- No, no, no!
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
436
00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:39,851
No! Jules! No!
437
00:18:45,818 --> 00:18:48,858
Oh! Travis.
I can't believe you came.
438
00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,834
Yeah, it's no big deal.
439
00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:52,804
Where is my helmet?
440
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:53,821
Right here!
441
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,867
I said, where is my helmet?
442
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,884
Right here!
443
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,825
This feels a little rehearsed.
444
00:18:58,826 --> 00:18:59,850
It is.
445
00:18:59,851 --> 00:19:03,846
What can I say? I'll still
do anything to see you smile.
446
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:04,834
Oh.
447
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,864
I said, where is my helmet?
448
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:08,843
Okay, here I come, here I am.
449
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:13,859
Omega, Beta, Theta!
Your helmet has arrived! Huh!
450
00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:16,864
Huh! Huh!
451
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:17,893
Huh!
452
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,809
Huh!
453
00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:34,858
I hope a shark eats your face.
454
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:37,850
Even if one did,
I still wouldn't give up on you.
455
00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:38,867
Really?
456
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,884
Nope. All right.
Here comes a wave.
457
00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:45,843
All right, go! Go!
Start paddling! Get in there!
458
00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:47,797
Whoo!
459
00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,851
Yeah!
460
00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:02,846
Hi.
461
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:04,847
Hey.
462
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:05,893
Holly let you take her?
463
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,846
She yelled from the shower
that it was fine.
464
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:10,855
I'm not even sure
she knew it was me.
465
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:13,830
Oh, Tampa's a cutie.
466
00:20:14,843 --> 00:20:16,847
Oh, good God,
she's wearing glitter blush.
467
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,830
That's not gonna fly if you're
gonna be a part of our family.
468
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,834
You sure you're okay with this?
469
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,834
This is perfect.
470
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:26,871
I get to have a baby
without the hassle,
471
00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:29,825
the sleepless nights,
the dirty diapers.
472
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,829
That's all you, my friend.
473
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,843
Ohh.
474
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,851
You got to have a hit of that.
475
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,879
Mmm.
476
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,879
Come on.
477
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,884
Where are we going?
478
00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:44,843
Everyone?
479
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,830
Come meet Grayson's daughter.
480
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,863
Hey, girl.
481
00:20:51,864 --> 00:20:52,871
Hey.
482
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:56,804
I'm a dad.
483
00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:59,285
♪ Bobby and Nelly
are in the gang ♪
484
00:20:59,286 --> 00:21:02,214
♪ But they hardly ever hang ♪
485
00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,243
♪ Unless it's when
they're hanging ten ♪
486
00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:07,206
♪ Because they like to surf,
they like to surf ♪
487
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,273
♪ Bobby and Nelly
they like to surf ♪
488
00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:11,230
♪ Bobby and Nelly
they like to surf ♪
489
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:12,225
♪ They like to surf ♪
490
00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:13,230
♪ Hey, watch them surf ♪
491
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,246
♪ Because they like to surf ♪
Ah!
492
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:15,259
♪ She just fell down ♪
493
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,196
♪ Bobby and Nelly, they
like to surf ♪
494
00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:18,679
♪ They like to surf ♪
Aah!
495
00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:19,660
♪ Just watch them surf ♪
496
00:21:19,661 --> 00:21:20,651
♪ That shot looks fake♪
497
00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:21,656
♪ But it's still great ♪
498
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:22,674
♪ Because they like to surf ♪
499
00:21:22,675 --> 00:21:25,679
♪ They like to surf ♪
500
00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:33,675
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