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Oh. Thank you.
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♪ Good morning ♪
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What the hell?
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Aw, you said that'd be funny.
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It was. Look how mad she is.
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Mom, you remember Ted.
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Mm, okay.
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This is my band. We're just passing through
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on our way to audition for Disney World.
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♪ When you wish upon a star ♪
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Please, would you stop?
Huh?
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When I rank all the things
that make me wanna die,
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it goes, um, books, snakes,
pbs, uh, a capella.
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Ted and his band needed a place to crash
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on their way to Orlando.
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They asked for a week.
I said, "Whoa, whoa, Teddy.
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Three days, tops. Five, maybe."
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They'll be here a week.
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It's getting funnier.
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Yeah. All the hotels are booked.
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Damn Quebecers.
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Gulfhaven has a crab festival every year,
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and for some reason it attracts
tons of tourists from Quebec.
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It's one of those unexplainable things
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like, you know, magnets, volcanoes.
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Those are actually explainable.
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All right, Ted, I only
have one extra bed, so...
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Guys, we got a bed!
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Wow.
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Okay, don't answer my phone.
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There are towels upstairs.
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Don't use them.
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Other than that, make yourselves at home
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while I go get ready for work.
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♪ Heigh ho ♪
♪ heigh ho ♪
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♪ heigh ho, heigh ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
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♪ it's off to work we go ♪
♪ heigh, heigh, heigh, heigh ♪
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I hate you.
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♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
♪ heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho ♪
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♪ heigh ho, heigh ho ♪
♪ heigh, heigh ♪
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Missed again!
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New rule--miss ten in a row,
anyone wearing a helmet
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gets a racing stripe.
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How does that apply to anyone but me?
It don't.
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Spray paint touches this helmet,
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and I will murder you Omar-style.
I mean that,
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man to man.
Wow.
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Did you just man-to-man him?
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Don't touch my ass.
All right.
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Mm. So how goes it with Trav's
hot photography teacher?
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Ah.
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What?
When I left you two yesterday,
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you were all googly-eyed.
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Shortly after that,
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it was like a torpedo
right into the crapper.
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So... what's your sign?
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Um, Capricorn. What's yours?
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Don't got one.
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Where you from?
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France. You?
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France.
Really?
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No.
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She just ran off?
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She's allergic to bees.
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Did I leave that part out?
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Yeah.
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No, no! Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, I thought there was
something there, you know?
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But I blew it.
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Okay, we have to help Bobby get this girl.
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He seems to do fine
getting girls on his own.
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Yeah, he was awesome at it
when you guys were married.
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Oh, so sweet.
But that was just sex.
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He didn't care about those women.
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That's why it didn't hurt so much.
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Really?
No, it destroyed me.
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Look.
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When Bobby really likes a girl,
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he get so nervous and awkward,
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that even his gibberish gets worse.
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That's impossible. Or as Bobby would say...
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"Daz imprazzible."
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Okay, we just gotta get
him to that first kiss,
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'cause after the first kiss,
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all of his nerves melt away,
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and he gets back to his charming self.
Okay, who's in?
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Me! I am.
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So out.
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You know, when Bobby and I first met,
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he couldn't talk to me,
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but I thought he was so hot,
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that I grabbed his rat tail and I said,
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"Spit out your dip. I'm coming in."
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Aw!
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You know what happened after that kiss?
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He put a baby in you?
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No, that was a few days later.
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I love you, sweetie.
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He smiled and he said...
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"Well, that was fun. Wanna do it again?"
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That is so sexy.
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And I did kiss Bobby again
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because he is the best kisser
I have ever been with.
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What, so I'm only second best?
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Yeah. Seventh.
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Um, did you say "second" or "seventh"?
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Okay, let's do this!
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Whoo!
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Jules, you laugh at that
T-shirt every year.
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I can't help it. It's funny.
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Ugh! Thanks to my ankle monitor,
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I can't leave this dumb town.
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It's so crowded.
There's nowhere for us to sit.
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Stupid Quebecers!
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Hey, go see if the people
at that table are friendly.
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On it.
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That's why I brought tom.
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He is just so weird, that
when he talks to people,
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they just move away.
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He's a group exploder. Watch.
Oh.
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Hey, any, uh, crab fans in the house?
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It's a gift.
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Ooh, I could really go for some hot wings.
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I love spicy food so hard!
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I think it's because my
mom gave birth to me
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after a night of pounding Bloody Marys
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at a whitesnake after party.
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I was a jacuzzi baby--
born and conceived in one.
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Books, snakes, PBS, a capella, that story.
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Good one, shirt.
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Ladies, so, uh, you wanted to talk?
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I know how you feel about Angie, so...
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What would you say if I
set up the perfect date
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for the two of you, and
you barely have to talk?
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Well, could that actually work?
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It's gonna go like this.
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You'll pick her up.
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Flash a smile...
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and drive as she drinks champagne.
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Then you'll stop by the boat
where you'll play penny can
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with your adoring son and best buddy.
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Next, a romantic movie where
you won't have to talk at all.
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Then drinks with friends who
will carry the conversation.
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I'll probably tell a funny story
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that makes everyone laugh.
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Finally, a beach sunset so beautiful,
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it would render anyone speechless.
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That's when she'll lean in and kiss you.
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And you'll say...
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That was fun.
Wanna do it again?
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I told you it would work.
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Yeah, you did.
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Wait. So part of your fantasy
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- involves bragging to me
that it would work? - Yep.
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But I never said it wouldn't work.
Who cares?
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Well, Bobby?
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I am so in.
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Got us all coffees.
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Oh, thank you, Tom.
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Hey, would you check the other tables
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to see if they have sugar?
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Oh, no problem.
Thanks.
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Watch. It's like fireworks.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Here comes the big finish.
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Ahh.
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That was great! Wow.
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♪ Bom ♪
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♪ bom ♪
♪ bom ♪
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♪ I got no strings to hold me down ♪
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♪ to make me fret or make me frown ♪
♪ bom, bom ♪
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♪ I had strings, but now I'm free ♪
♪ bom, bom, bom ♪
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♪ there ain't no strings on me ♪
♪ bop, bop ♪
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Hello?
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Ted, look in the kitchen.
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I told you not to answer my phone.
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I told you she meant it!
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Uhh!
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Peons, upstairs.
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And stay out of my bedroom.
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I caught one of them
smelling my toothbrush.
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I'm sure that's all he did.
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Shh, shh!
Hey, Bobby.
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We are a go
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on Operation Kiss-the-Girl.
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Okay, are you wearing your sport coat?
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I am.
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Great. Are you also wearing pants?
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Turning around.
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That's okay. That's why I told
you to leave ten minutes early.
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Thanks, cap'n.
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He just called me "captain."
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That means you're my sergeant.
My sarge!
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Nope.
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Not sarge. I'm not helping. Classic sarge.
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Do you think Bobby's gonna
be able to get through this
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without having to talk
at least a little bit?
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No. But I coached the crap out of him.
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I told him to start by
complimenting her dress.
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Hey.
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Wow! My grandmother got buried
in a dress just like that.
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I can--I can go change.
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No! She's not dead.
I don't even know why I said that.
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Then I said to talk about
something interesting...
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He saw on TV.
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So, uh, you like manatees?
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Oh, I love them. Oh, that pudgy little face
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and those whiskers.
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Yeah.
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So they're dying.
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A buttload washed up on the beach
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the next town over.
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No! Ohh.
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Nothing makes me sadder than dead animals.
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For me, it's my dead grandma.
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She did die. I just didn't want
to bring you down earlier.
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Oh! Bee!
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Aah!
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Did I say I liked your dress yet?
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Then he's off to the boat,
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where he'll play penny can...
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with his adoring son and best buddy.
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Rules are rules, nerd.
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Aah! How do you like that?
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Aah!
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I got this.
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What? What?
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We're over! It's over!
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He sprayed paint in my mouth!
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Oh, hey, Ms. LeClaire.
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Hey, Travis.
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Bobby, I don't understand why
you took your shirt off.
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Well, you can't break up a
fight with your shirt on.
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I mean, haven't you ever seen "Road House"?
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Well, I don't wanna call you a
dummy or anything, but damn.
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You called her dumb?
Mm-hmm.
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Tell him to call her "chunky" next.
Chicks love that.
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Call her a chunky bitch!
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Bobby, get to the movies.
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All right.
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You know, wearing this headset
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makes me look like Sigourney Weaver
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in that movie with the alien.
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It was called "Alien."
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No. I'm thinking of a different movie,
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you're not, but you know what's
lame about action movies?
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Everyone's always running anywhere.
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Yeah, but I do love the way
tom cruise runs in movies.
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You know, he goes faster because
he karate-chops the air.
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Oh.
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It feels faster. Let's take a curve.
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Hey, Jules.
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Bobby needs tickets to an earlier movie.
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Gotcha.
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Solid hot wings, my friend.
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Really working up a sweat.
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Go for captain.
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I got hot sauce in my eyes!
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I can't make it to the theater!
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Who is captain?
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00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:49,326
You can do this. Honey, I believe in you.
264
00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:50,532
I don't!
265
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,104
Back to your spot!
266
00:10:52,387 --> 00:10:53,958
Okay. Okay.
267
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,334
I can do it. I can do it.
268
00:10:55,335 --> 00:10:58,872
Oh, God. Oh, oh! That is vodka!
269
00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:00,786
Oh! Please, sir,
270
00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:02,938
just push me in the
direction of the theater.
271
00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:04,403
Je suis du Quebec.
272
00:11:04,404 --> 00:11:06,918
Damn Quebecers!
273
00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:08,178
Quebecers!
274
00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,913
Quebecers!
275
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:11,994
Quebecers!
276
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:14,841
The movie's a no-go.
277
00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,254
There was a chicken wing disaster.
278
00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,990
I will explain it on the way to the bar.
279
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:20,183
Explain this on the way, girl.
280
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:25,195
Now that had to be better than seventh.
281
00:11:25,196 --> 00:11:27,546
Do you really think we
should be doing this now?
282
00:11:27,547 --> 00:11:30,011
At least I'm the best
kisser in the room, right?
283
00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:32,218
Eh. Seriously?
284
00:11:32,977 --> 00:11:35,504
Well, I kissed sarge once on New Year's.
285
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,290
I have a magic tongue.
There were tongues?
286
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:41,199
Well, it was Y2K.
We thought we were gonna die.
287
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,587
Lot of stuff went down that night.
Let's go.
288
00:11:52,451 --> 00:11:53,987
Uncool, gramps!
289
00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:56,427
That's like the fifth
Quebecer to cop a feel.
290
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,218
Daz-imprazzible.
291
00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:00,826
What? Sorry. Say it again... slower?
292
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:03,473
Daz... imprazzible.
293
00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:04,834
Good God.
294
00:12:04,835 --> 00:12:06,834
Hi. You must be Angie.
Hi.
295
00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:08,215
I'm Bobby's ex-wife Jules,
296
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:09,730
and this is Bobby's friend Grayson,
297
00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,348
who's also my fiance.
298
00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:14,999
Sometimes it sounds weird
when you say facts out loud.
299
00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:17,042
Daz imprazzible.
300
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:21,871
Oh, you know you can't eat
soup out of a bread bowl.
301
00:12:21,872 --> 00:12:23,462
You always think the soup is too hot,
302
00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:24,753
then you eat the bowl first,
303
00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:26,169
and it's a disaster.
304
00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:28,746
You're not really telling a
grown man how to eat, are you?
305
00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:30,842
No, because that would be weird.
306
00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:33,307
I do have a really funny story.
307
00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:36,138
Hey, Angie, do I look like a good kisser?
308
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:37,587
Dude, not now.
309
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,518
Bobby, no.
310
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:40,669
Just a little bit off the rim.
311
00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:42,768
It's not gonna compromise
the infrastructure.
312
00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:44,823
'Cause I've kissed a lot of people.
313
00:12:44,824 --> 00:12:45,950
Good job?
314
00:12:45,951 --> 00:12:47,202
But I don't think about it, see,
315
00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:49,310
because I don't live in the past.
316
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,377
Oh, I'm sorry I remember how
people kiss and make love.
317
00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:54,042
Well, why would you throw
"make love" in there?
318
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,277
That was a little weird.
Really?
319
00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:57,890
Sorry. Why don't we all just have
320
00:12:57,891 --> 00:13:01,019
a giant make-out party right here, huh?
Right now.
321
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,259
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam-ahh!
322
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,458
Please don't make me kiss you.
323
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:05,611
It's enough.
324
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,630
Bobby, no!
325
00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:08,591
What?
326
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:09,932
Oh, no.
327
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,022
Oh! It's hot! It's hot!
328
00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:16,769
Give me that! Ow, ow, ow! Oh! Ow, ow! I...
329
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,903
Ow, ow, ow, oh, I really...
330
00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:20,375
Hot!
331
00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:26,277
Nice gams.
332
00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:27,986
You, uh, play soccer?
333
00:13:27,987 --> 00:13:31,783
Um, Tom, less creepy. More doctor-y.
334
00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:34,175
Oh, right. Uh, the burns are minor.
335
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:36,706
No, no, no, it's over now, Tom.
336
00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:37,683
Okay.
337
00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:39,414
I can't believe I spilled soup
338
00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:42,614
all over that, uh, Chinese
tattoo on your thigh.
339
00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:44,174
It's fine, really.
340
00:13:44,175 --> 00:13:45,381
What the hell does that mean?
341
00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:48,199
Oh, it means Vegas. I am not proud of it.
342
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,759
All right, Vegas, let's, uh,
let's get you some wine.
343
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,540
Would you stop? It's going great.
344
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:56,981
Just get her to the beach.
345
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,146
What do you mean there's
no spots at the beach?
346
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:00,288
It's a beach!
347
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,431
It's full of Quebecers!
348
00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,352
Find a spot, damn it!
349
00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:06,454
Have you even moved?
350
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:08,535
Nope. I even napped here.
351
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,321
My eyes still really hurt!
352
00:14:11,322 --> 00:14:13,035
What's up with the cop car?
353
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,614
My light's on!
354
00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:17,038
Is this beach across town lines?
355
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:18,055
Uh, way over.
356
00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:19,303
Aah! Slide!
357
00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:23,612
Ohh! Ohh! She's down.
358
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:26,668
Stupid Canadian kids and your holes!
359
00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,750
I'm gonna go help her with the cops.
You find a spot.
360
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,222
But I can't carry all this.
361
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,599
Do it for Bobby!
362
00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:33,639
Do it for Bobby.
363
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:35,611
Do it for Bobby.
364
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,255
Ohh!
365
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,609
There!
366
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,740
My thigh burns are starting
to sting a little.
367
00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:52,311
Oh. Here. Use this ice bucket.
368
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,395
Oh. Yeah.
369
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,769
Wow.
370
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,020
It's really beautiful, isn't it?
371
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:08,819
Hey, what are those dark
things down by the water?
372
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,243
Are they rocks?
373
00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:11,398
I don't think so.
374
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,450
There's seagulls eating 'em.
Oh, God.
375
00:15:13,451 --> 00:15:15,916
Oh, they're dead manatees.
They're everywhere.
376
00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:20,727
You did a real good thing
trying to save that animal.
377
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:23,509
So sorry you had to watch it die.
378
00:15:24,276 --> 00:15:26,070
I saw his soul leave his eyes.
379
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,581
You folks should go.
380
00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:30,106
They're gonna be here soon
to chainsaw the carcass,
381
00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:33,370
and once you see that,
you cannot un-see it.
382
00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:35,751
Oh, will champagne help?
383
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,403
No.
384
00:15:40,937 --> 00:15:42,870
I don't think you'd even
need a chainsaw for that.
385
00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:43,786
That thing's so rotten,
386
00:15:43,787 --> 00:15:46,154
you could probably just
karate-chop right through it.
387
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,600
Why would you let her go home?
388
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,433
Because she was covered in manatee blood.
389
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,935
That was the worst date ever.
390
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,218
Wait. Bobby!
391
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,610
I'm trying less lip pressure. Thoughts?
392
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:06,842
Okay, fine. If this is gonna stop you
393
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:08,886
from being an insecure little baby,
394
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:12,103
you're the kiss master! Happy?
395
00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:16,457
Yes!
396
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,379
♪ Kiss master in the hizz-ouse ♪
397
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:19,819
Burn.
398
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,254
Okay, I'm not giving up.
399
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:23,743
I'm gonna go get Bobby.
400
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,459
You are going to get Travis
at the police station
401
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,798
and bail out Laurie.
402
00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:30,527
Oh, and get a burrito because
she's always hungry in jail.
403
00:16:30,528 --> 00:16:32,383
Kiss master out.
404
00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:34,575
Sarge, go get Angie.
405
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,046
Still not sarge. Still not a helper.
406
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,050
To me, people are just
407
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:41,378
bags of skin that slow down my day.
408
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:45,187
Look, I know you have a
secret soft spot for Bobby.
409
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,223
Your friend needs you.
410
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,694
I hope you do the right thing.
411
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,175
Damn it.
412
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:58,907
Oh.
413
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:01,523
Blondie?
414
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:03,512
Ow. Oh. Yeah.
415
00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:05,048
I know this is weird,
416
00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:07,178
and you probably have
blisters on your thighs.
417
00:17:07,179 --> 00:17:08,747
Yeah, big suckers.
418
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:12,443
But Bobby is a great guy, and that's coming
419
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,410
from someone that has a
broken bottle for a heart,
420
00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:17,003
so just come with me and
give him another chance.
421
00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:20,163
I'd go, but... uhh. I can't even walk.
422
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,913
Fine. Get on my back.
423
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:22,897
Go!
424
00:17:22,898 --> 00:17:24,851
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
425
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,090
Who are you?
426
00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:28,795
I'm sarge.
Huh! Huh! Hoo!
427
00:17:30,972 --> 00:17:31,743
Oh, boy.
428
00:17:31,744 --> 00:17:34,330
Don't say anything. I need this.
429
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,327
All right. I'm taking you to meet Angie.
430
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:37,330
Oh, no way.
431
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:40,226
I know this has been a horrible day. I...
432
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,463
He's got crabs.
433
00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:48,702
But still, you can't give up.
434
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,486
You're a great guy.
435
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,822
Sometimes people just need help seeing it.
436
00:17:54,055 --> 00:17:55,511
Thanks, J-Bird.
437
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:58,462
And come on.
She's gonna meet us at the Plaza.
438
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:01,163
Oh, that place is full of
Quebecers and crab guts.
439
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,908
How am I supposed to make that romantic?
440
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,303
Got it.
441
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,688
♪ Ooh ♪
442
00:18:09,274 --> 00:18:10,826
She said no!
443
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,155
Dang it! Bobby, just go.
444
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:14,415
I'll meet you there in ten minutes.
445
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:15,782
I gotta pick up something from the house.
446
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:17,498
Whoa, the crab fest traffic's insane.
447
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:18,420
You'll never make it.
448
00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:20,197
Yes, I will.
How?
449
00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:22,039
Tom Cruise run.
450
00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,100
This is bad.
451
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,275
Give me that.
452
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:39,036
Peons, assemble!
453
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:53,079
Jules!
454
00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,278
Where's Bobby?
455
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,321
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
456
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,373
Thanks, sarge. Okay.
457
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:05,343
Where you going?
458
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,022
It's too crowded!
459
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,926
Tom, explode the Plaza!
460
00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:12,455
What? Just talk to everyone!
461
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,045
Uh, hey, gang, um, um, my name's Tom!
462
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:17,525
Uh...
463
00:19:19,871 --> 00:19:21,194
Now sing!
464
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:22,567
Band's out shape!
465
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:23,958
Can't breathe!
466
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,902
Sing, and you can keep my robe.
467
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,799
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ there you see her ♪
468
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,350
♪ bom, bom, bom ♪
♪ sitting there across the way ♪
469
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,423
♪ she don't got a lot to say ♪
♪ bom, bom, bom ♪
470
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,156
♪ but there's something about her ♪
♪ bom, bom, bom ♪
471
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:39,734
♪ yi yi yi yi yi ♪
472
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:41,635
♪ and you don't know why ♪
473
00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,510
♪ but you're dying to try ♪
474
00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:45,494
♪ you wanna kiss the girl ♪
475
00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:48,027
♪ bom, bom, bom, doo-doo-doo ♪
476
00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:50,466
♪ sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared ♪
477
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:54,174
♪ you got the mood prepared,
go on and kiss the girl ♪
478
00:19:54,175 --> 00:19:56,365
Wait. All of this was for me?
479
00:19:56,859 --> 00:19:57,674
You're worth it.
480
00:19:57,675 --> 00:20:01,513
♪ Don't try to hide it, how
you wanna kiss the girl ♪
481
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,334
♪ do-do-do-do ♪
482
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,910
♪ sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along ♪
483
00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:06,458
♪ and listen to the song ♪
484
00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:08,139
I told you it'd work.
485
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,779
Yeah, you did.
486
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,006
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la ♪
487
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:12,523
♪ music play ♪
488
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:15,642
That was fun.
You wanna do it again?
489
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,062
I'd like that.
490
00:20:17,063 --> 00:20:19,434
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along ♪
491
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:23,338
♪ and listen to the song, the
song says kiss the girl ♪
492
00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:26,734
♪ yi, yi, yi ♪
♪ oh, whoa, sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play ♪
493
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:30,757
♪ do what the music say,
you gotta kiss the girl ♪
494
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:32,294
♪ bom, bom-bom, bom, bom-bom ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
495
00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,434
♪ why don't you kiss the girl♪
♪
496
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:35,926
♪ bom, bom-bom, bom, bom-bom ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
497
00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:38,727
♪ you've gotta kiss the girl ♪
♪ bom, bom-bom, bom ♪
498
00:20:38,835 --> 00:20:42,035
♪ doo-ooh ♪
499
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,711
Why are you freaking out, sweetie?
500
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,086
Hey, big guy.
501
00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:51,747
This is weird, man!
502
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:54,949
Everyone here looks like
someone from my old job.
503
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,910
Old you was nice to me.
Aw.
504
00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,718
Old you hated me.
505
00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:01,527
I kinda feel the same way now.
506
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,992
That's exactly what old you would say!
507
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:06,581
That's exactly what old you would do!
508
00:21:06,582 --> 00:21:08,066
Anyone seen June Bug?
509
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,915
Oh, dear God in heaven!
510
00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:15,759
Hey, man, did you order a pizza?
511
00:21:16,987 --> 00:21:18,396
Why are you so sweaty?
512
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:20,631
You-all-right-five?
513
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,339
From the big dog.
514
00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:27,279
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515
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