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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:15,876 SINCE 1696 SLEEPING BEAUTY HAS BEEN WOKEN FROM HER SLUMBER BY A PRINCE'S KISS. 2 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:57,501 FAIRY TALE PROPERTIES 3 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:04,376 And... live! 4 00:01:05,584 --> 00:01:08,001 Hello, followers, girls, boys and everything inbetween! 5 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:11,376 Huh, not live? Where are the little hearts? 6 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:15,084 - You ask, "How do you look so fresh?" - ZEYNEP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 7 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,542 Oh, thanks! So sweet of you. 8 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:21,709 That's why I'm testing beauty hacks today! 9 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,334 With... 10 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,334 super glue! 11 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:30,334 I'll add a link for the product. Cool! 12 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:32,751 Right above... 13 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,626 And then test it. 14 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,001 Really good. 15 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,959 I recommend you put some on the bottom too. 16 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,959 Oh, cool! 17 00:01:43,501 --> 00:01:45,501 Now push it down a bit again. 18 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:49,376 Wow! The perfect selfie face. 19 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,084 Mom! 20 00:02:10,584 --> 00:02:12,209 Welcome to Social Spirit. 21 00:02:12,376 --> 00:02:13,876 Out with it, girl! 22 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:16,292 A fashion company wants to collab with you. 23 00:02:16,459 --> 00:02:19,126 - Do you have a unique look? - Yeah, totally. 24 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:21,251 - Are you diverse? - My name's French. 25 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:25,584 Do you have over three million followers? You could be the right influencer. 26 00:02:25,751 --> 00:02:29,126 To collab with our brand, send us your application... 27 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:31,751 Mom, welfare office today, huh? 28 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:34,292 Celine at school? 29 00:02:34,459 --> 00:02:37,751 And for allyou newcomers, we have a super sweet contest 30 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:41,001 for micro-influencers: Salty Crunch Gum. 31 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,334 Salty chewing gum with crispy flakes. 32 00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:46,834 Create a cool idea that shows yourpersonality. 33 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,751 - Like on Germany's Next Top Model! - Film it and add a link to our agency. 34 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:55,417 With a bit ofluck, you could be the new face ofour social media campaign. 35 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:11,876 Please! I don't have any money. I'm broke! 36 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,042 Oh my God! 37 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:15,917 Crunch Gum! The salty chewing gum. 38 00:03:16,084 --> 00:03:18,626 It'll give your life the ultimate kick! 39 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:20,584 Not another influencer contest! 40 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:21,667 Chill! 41 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:25,626 If the prank looks fake, I won't get any likes. 42 00:03:26,251 --> 00:03:29,709 - No one's going to like that crap. - Shut up. 43 00:03:30,334 --> 00:03:34,167 No! I wasn't visible. We have to do it again. 44 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:37,626 - No way, you dumb thing. - Oh, gender neutral! 45 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:40,876 Check the mail for any replies to my applications. 46 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,001 "Acceptance for paralegal train..." 47 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:53,834 Nothing. 48 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:57,126 You haven't gotten any replies? 49 00:03:57,751 --> 00:04:01,001 Man, Zeynep! You and me together or fuck work! 50 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:02,626 We'll be big, bitch. 51 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:06,917 You got a pentagram tattoo and now you want to be a legal para-slave? 52 00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:10,042 It's a peace symbol. 53 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,751 I told you your cousin was too dumb to do tattoos. 54 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,042 Man, he painted cars! 55 00:04:16,584 --> 00:04:21,876 She says "creative and romantic." That means a nice dress and a date. 56 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,667 How dumb can you be, Chantal? 57 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,834 - And you're not a whatsit anyway. - I'm a micro-influencer. 58 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,084 You have 300 followers. You're a "micro-penis influencer." 59 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:33,001 336. 60 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:35,876 Oh! It's pancakes at the Arche today. 61 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,751 Oh, and an antique flea market for children in need. 62 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:40,959 Chanti, we're too old for this. 63 00:04:41,126 --> 00:04:43,626 Man, we need a real... 64 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,917 job. - Huh? Did you say something? 65 00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:50,251 ARCHE FOR KIDS 66 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,084 But that's it. 67 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:56,001 There's a dumb girl in 7th grade. Her mother works till seven. 68 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,209 Sure, Zeki. 69 00:04:57,376 --> 00:05:00,876 This is a social center, not a high school daycare. 70 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:04,376 - The moving company's donations. - To the charity flea market. 71 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:07,251 - In the back with the other stuff. - All right. 72 00:05:08,084 --> 00:05:11,417 It's good when they see we're friends because you're mixed! 73 00:05:11,584 --> 00:05:14,501 - Chantal, what's she doing here? - What do you mean? 74 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,751 She's here with her friend every day. 75 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,792 - Why so pushy? - Can I go there? 76 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:20,167 That's my side! 77 00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:23,792 - I thought she was interning. - We call her Petra Pan now. 78 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,626 No, I don't like that. The lips look bigger this way. 79 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:30,584 The only way to get her out of here is to shut off the Wi-Fi. 80 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:32,667 - Over my dead body, Paris. - Your sister. 81 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,626 Hey, Celine. School already over or what? 82 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:38,167 Really? I thought you were done coming here. 83 00:05:38,334 --> 00:05:39,626 So embarrassing! 84 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:42,751 - This is a youth center. - Your older sister again. 85 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,751 Shut up, Karina. We're not old. 86 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:48,334 We were here when you were a poster child for ugly kids in a sperm bank. 87 00:05:48,501 --> 00:05:50,876 You see her story with the glue? 88 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,834 Major fail, man. 89 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:58,959 Another litterbug sorting incorrectly and poisoning our planet. 90 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,126 Chill. Did you share my profile? 91 00:06:03,126 --> 00:06:04,501 Sorry. 92 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,709 Your account has zero relevance. 93 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,709 How does that nerd get 70k 94 00:06:11,876 --> 00:06:14,292 with stories about sorting trash? 95 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,209 Chantal! 96 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,542 What? Him? He's still alive? 97 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:22,042 I thought all our teachers were dead. 98 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,751 - You really don't have a job? - Yes, influencer. 99 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,792 I'm about to go viral. 100 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,876 Well, I blow chunks when I see your brainless posts. 101 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:33,501 - He follows me! - Stop dreaming about getting famous! 102 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,542 If as! 103 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:37,792 Every history book is loaded with VIPs. 104 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:39,251 Like Hitler, 105 00:06:40,251 --> 00:06:42,126 these twins, Mona and Lisa. 106 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:45,584 What's his face... Galeu Galei, who discovered falling stars. 107 00:06:45,751 --> 00:06:47,167 Homo and Playdo. 108 00:06:47,334 --> 00:06:49,292 Homer and Plato. 109 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:52,167 Do you think we remember them for their selfies 110 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,667 or damn lip-sync clips? 111 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:56,584 Just because they didn't have internet. 112 00:06:56,751 --> 00:07:00,001 The people we respect tried to change the world, 113 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,417 with actions and not showing off. 114 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:05,084 Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Evening News. 115 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:08,126 Oh my God! 116 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:09,417 A princess dress! 117 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:12,417 - Your Highness. - We could do a fairy-tale booth. 118 00:07:12,584 --> 00:07:16,084 Fairy tales? Barf. Princesses are so uncool. 119 00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:18,459 Who wants to be fucked awake? 120 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:21,334 But princesses aren't bad at all for your contest. 121 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:24,126 - It's supposed to be romantic. - Oh yeah? 122 00:07:30,334 --> 00:07:32,334 What a strange-looking mirror. 123 00:07:33,084 --> 00:07:35,709 Such weird symbols, and what language is that? 124 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,667 It's German! 125 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,709 "No wish is clever." 126 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:44,251 Mirror, mirror on the wall, 127 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:47,501 who's the dumbest sister of them all? 128 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,459 Fuck off, Celine. 129 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:53,709 Chanti? 130 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:55,751 Did you see that? 131 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,001 Yeah. A trick. 132 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:59,334 Mirror, mirror on the wall, 133 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:02,084 who's the hottest influencer of them all? 134 00:08:03,876 --> 00:08:05,751 Ugh. Huh? 135 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,042 Oh my God. Who was that? 136 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:18,917 You, Chantal Ackermann, are the hottest. 137 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:23,501 How does he know my name? Connecting to my phone without asking! 138 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,542 But these influencers are far more successful. 139 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:29,709 Dagi Bee, Caro Daur, Peggy Gou, Sandra Lambeck, Stefanie... 140 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,876 - Got it. Now shut up. - Why is it talking? 141 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:37,209 - It's really creepy. - A frustrated intern is messing with us. 142 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,334 Make your wish. 143 00:08:39,876 --> 00:08:43,626 Let's go. They'll sell our data and I'll get loads of dick pics again. 144 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:46,751 No, dude! Let's film something in front of it. 145 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,459 Oh, yeah. I'm the princess, you're the witch. 146 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:53,167 I have to kiss my prince charming, then chew Crunch Gum. 147 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:57,584 Um, def not. Then I'll have to edit it and add some Britney Spears to it. 148 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,626 - I'm not doing it. - Your wish is my command. 149 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,959 - Dude! - Hey, this is really creepy. 150 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:06,751 Where can I turn it off? 151 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:19,126 Don't let me go! Don't let... 152 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,251 - Yes, do! Film it! - What? 153 00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:23,209 Film it! 154 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:29,167 Chanti? Is this a prank? 155 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,126 How did you do that? 156 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:36,334 No! No! Ah! 157 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,084 Where... Where am I? 158 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:09,876 Hello? 159 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:37,292 Oh my God. Is this the Stone Age? 160 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,834 Hey! 161 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,876 Hey as well, my dearest. 162 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,042 What the fuck! 163 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:51,959 Fuck you too. Is that a greeting in your world? Do you fuck each other? 164 00:10:52,126 --> 00:10:53,292 Where am I? Who are you? 165 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,959 I'm Sparky. Welcome to the magical world. 166 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,959 And I thought my name sucked. 167 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,376 Is this augmented reality? Oh God. 168 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:09,584 I'm a fairy, and steward of the magic portal 169 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:12,001 from the time without a name. 170 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:16,584 But the king had every portal destroyed for he feared the chosen one might come 171 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:18,292 and topple him. 172 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:21,584 - You bitch, don't screw with me! - Oh, am I a bitch? 173 00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:25,834 I wish you could teach me more fine language from your electric world 174 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:29,834 but time is precious, my dear bitch. 175 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:32,084 Is this a show on the channel Sat.1? 176 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,001 But it doesn't look cheap. 177 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:37,959 You awoke the last of the forgotten mirrors. 178 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:39,876 Your wish has been granted. 179 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,501 You are a princess. 180 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:42,917 No! 181 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,001 Zeynep, why are you in crap? 182 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:54,459 What did you do? Where are we? 183 00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:01,001 Shit! That was a real magic mirror. 184 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:03,542 Did you know there's a fairy tale world? 185 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:07,001 How would I know that? Am I a physicist? We want to go home now. 186 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,542 Yes, tomorrow morning when the cock crows 187 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:13,834 the portal will open and you'll have five days to return. 188 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,751 If that time frame passes, you get to stay in the magic world forever 189 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:20,251 and live your dream to its happy end. 190 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,292 Ha-ha-ha! Fuck you. 191 00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:24,376 Oh, fuck you both dearly too. 192 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:28,167 If you need me summon me with "Sparkity, spark out of the dark." 193 00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:30,126 What? 194 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,959 - What a nightmare! - Yo, chill, ugliness. 195 00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:35,667 Let's play damn fairy tale for a day 196 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,792 and tomorrow when the cock... the cock... 197 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,501 Oh my God! 198 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,251 Now this looks so good on me! 199 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,042 I can wear anything. 200 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,001 Zeynep! 201 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:53,542 This is my chance to be a lit influencer and to win the contest! 202 00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:57,459 Look how dope this is! If I lie down here like this. Look. 203 00:12:57,626 --> 00:13:01,001 It'd be super awesome if I had a prince for the content. 204 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,084 - You stink. - What content? 205 00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,751 You said this trash was romantic. 206 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,417 Is your head empty? You're thinking of that? 207 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,917 I'm sure it'll sell good if a princess sells the gum. 208 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,417 Aw! 209 00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,542 Just look at me! 210 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,501 And who am I? 211 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,376 Maybe a witch! 212 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,751 - No! No! - No! I don't want to be that. 213 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,709 You must be Cinderella. You'll get prettied up. Yay! 214 00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:29,292 And what fairy tale am I? 215 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:32,126 But did Cinderella have a rune necklace? 216 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:36,542 You really have to chill or you'll become a neurosician. 217 00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:41,167 Aw! Maybe I'm that Ariella girl, but before she became a fish. 218 00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:45,626 Go. 219 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,542 Try me. 220 00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:55,792 - Your Highness. - Princess Amalia has just arrived. 221 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,876 Okay. Who is she? What's she want? 222 00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,709 I presume she's here for your birthday celebration. 223 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:02,459 They want to bid you fare... 224 00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:05,417 They want to celebrate you, dearest. 225 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:08,001 Most beautiful, most delicate, 226 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,417 most exciting, bustiest... 227 00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:13,792 - Snappiest. - Lewdest. 228 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,667 - Most vile. - Most terrible. 229 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,417 Most embarrassing. 230 00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:21,417 Hey, birthday party, Zeynep! Let's explore a bit. 231 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:24,876 Please. We don't have anything to do till the cock squeals. 232 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:27,126 You get a dress too, bro. 233 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,667 How sick is this? 234 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,417 It looks so real. 235 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,042 - Oh my God! - Is that... 236 00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:52,251 Yo, bro, what's up? 237 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,959 Big-time fan! 238 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,501 - At your service, Your Highness. - Ow. 239 00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:00,042 - Salam aleykum! - Aleykum salam, Your Highness. 240 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,917 My God, why do you speak German so good? 241 00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:07,501 Actually, it's good. My Arabic is a bit, well, rusty. 242 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,084 Shakrun, bissi, hadik. 243 00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:11,501 So cringe. 244 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,334 You must be mistaken. I'm just a lowly slave. 245 00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,584 We know who you are. You're Aladdin. 246 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,084 - You know my name. - Yeah, now stand up. 247 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,501 You creeping around here is so strange. 248 00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:25,209 I can't stand before you. 249 00:15:25,376 --> 00:15:27,334 Then get back down. 250 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,709 No, stand up! 251 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,126 Sorry I looked you in the eye. Don't behead me. 252 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:39,001 Don't screw with me. Oh, is this your... 253 00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:41,667 Oh, you know. 254 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,834 I don't. I'm uneducated and dumb. 255 00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,084 Dumb? Me too. Graduated with a 1.0 GPA. High five! 256 00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:49,251 Magic lantern! 257 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,959 Your magic lantern! 258 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,459 If your father, the king, poops magic. 259 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,584 Pardon my jest. I'm a filthy guttersnipe. 260 00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:01,501 No! What are you saying? You're my favorite fairy tale. 261 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,209 Can we take a selfie? 262 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:06,209 I won't be here for long, you know? 263 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,501 Princess, what is that devilish thing? 264 00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:11,917 Huh? 265 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:16,292 He doesn't look that shitty. But he liked me, didn't he? 266 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,667 Your foreigner fetish is out of control, ugliness. 267 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,167 By the way, it was a shit pot. 268 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:25,459 Man! 269 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,334 My God! 270 00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:33,501 Who picked these awful pics? 271 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:39,334 - They're paintings. - Post those, lose all followers. 272 00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:42,334 Dude, why am I frowning like Angela Merkel? 273 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,501 Dude, they're so ugly! 274 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,084 They need a trigger warning. 275 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:01,376 Princess Rosalia Esmeralda of Catania! 276 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,292 Rosa, my dearest! 277 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,376 - Look, Barbie. - God, she knows you. 278 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,709 Hey! 279 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,376 Delightful! How refreshingly direct. 280 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,001 - And who do I have the honor... - Bitch! 281 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,792 You look like money. 282 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:34,917 Nicely said. I love poetry. Who's the poet? 283 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,417 Forget it. I won't know him anyway. What do I know, I'm so clueless. 284 00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:40,584 She's a friend from Berlinia. 285 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:43,959 A pleasure. Amalia Marianne of Kannstein. 286 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,126 My father was the Wildman of Kannstein. 287 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:50,251 He stabbed Torsten of Totenberg to death in the battle of Rummelsberg 288 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,209 and has been the king's hero since. 289 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:55,834 - And your line? - The U3 or the 156. 290 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:59,667 Impressive. You must be so proud of your family. 291 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:05,459 Oh, how I'd love to have you two at tomorrow's ball. 292 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:07,584 Princess! 293 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:11,251 For you I want to be the first knight of the round table. 294 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,959 My fiancé, Knight Artolf, the foolish soul. 295 00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:16,209 Move. 296 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,292 Look here! 297 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,751 As if from butter I shall pull out the sword of power. 298 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,626 A ball? You mean a party? Wicked stuff. We'll be there. 299 00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:36,834 Mm-hmm. 300 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,459 Oh well. Others have to marry their brothers. 301 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,792 Others have to marry their brothers. 302 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,709 Table, deck thyself with roast. 303 00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:12,084 Table, deck thyself with something from McD's. 304 00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:16,209 Look, with lots of glitter and stuff. 305 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,251 A real Magic McFlurry. 306 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,126 I herald the arrival of Their Royal Highnesses, 307 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:26,459 your mother the Queen and your father, 308 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:30,001 the venerable King Wilderich II. 309 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:48,001 - Is he one of the seven dwarfs? - I think he's the king. 310 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:51,501 How did he father me? He doesn't even have ball hair. 311 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,751 Give me your disinfucktant. 312 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,084 What a beautifully embroidered hanky. 313 00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,501 Oh, the fabric! How delicate. 314 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,167 And that smell. Is it lavender? 315 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,709 Clove? 316 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,001 That's my tanga. 317 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,251 Worn. 318 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,501 And what is 319 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,501 this peculiar Bible you read? 320 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:26,001 The women are wearing pants! 321 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,834 And is this a box? 322 00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:32,709 - Pepper spray. - I love Oriental spices. So precious. 323 00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,667 - How does it open? - Don't! It'll blind you! 324 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,876 It's a weapon to fight off men. 325 00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:38,626 Women's lib and all. 326 00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:46,292 Women's lib. You really are a rapscallion. 327 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:50,501 Defeating a man? What a grotesque fantasy. 328 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,126 It's not fantasy, it's normal... 329 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,417 Cut the crap! This is the fairy tale world. 330 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,084 Look at these chicks. 331 00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:05,584 If you start with sex advice and equality, we'll be dead. 332 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:07,376 This isn't Instagram. 333 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,876 It's Twitter. 334 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:17,042 Dearest? Do you think this is a new wrinkle? 335 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,167 No, my king. You are flawless. 336 00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:21,917 I said that yesterday and every day before that. 337 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,959 Artolf! A goblet from the Fountain of Youth. 338 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,417 - Of course, my king. - Wilderich! 339 00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:31,501 Not another sip from the fountain of youth. People are talking. 340 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,167 Silence! 341 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,501 Or I'll have a beak painted on you. 342 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:39,542 So what's the deal with princes, Daddy? 343 00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:42,292 I feel like I'd like to have one... 344 00:21:42,751 --> 00:21:46,459 - To marry? - No, a selfie or video clip will do me. 345 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,334 I was thinking about going to the ball. 346 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:55,167 Someone magnificent will come. 347 00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:58,251 100 years will pass as if in the blink of an eye. 348 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,792 What do you mean 100 years? 349 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,709 Your curse? 350 00:22:03,876 --> 00:22:06,042 Rosa, we have tried everything. 351 00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:08,001 Every magus, every medic. 352 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,709 Our blood has always been susceptible to curses. 353 00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:12,709 We are... 354 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:14,834 powerless. 355 00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:24,876 - Not so tightly, knave! - You overate, My Royal Plumpness. 356 00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:33,584 Is that how you treat an heir the throne? 357 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,376 I should've let you rot at Rumpelstiltskin's court. 358 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:38,584 But you wanted me. 359 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,542 Lift the prince onto the horse. 360 00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:49,251 Bosco, once issued from my womb and forever at my bosom 361 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:50,959 till I couldn't recognize it. 362 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:55,001 - Are you finally riding, my prince? - Stop barking at me, Mother. 363 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,042 I'm not a herd of sheep. My soul strains. 364 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:02,376 Is it a good day for a romantic heroic deed? 365 00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:06,959 The sleeping princess will be awoken by your kiss. 366 00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:10,542 Climbing a wall. My young, strong prince will surely manage that? 367 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:15,792 Yes, Mother. Born the strongest and most handsome. 368 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,126 Didn't you want to awaken the lady 369 00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:20,417 in the diaphanous coffin a few months ago? 370 00:23:20,584 --> 00:23:23,167 - What stopped you then? - It was raining. 371 00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,042 Heavily! 372 00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:27,501 Oh, how I envy your father his fate. 373 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:31,334 May a dragon kill me to free me from this wedding chaos. 374 00:23:31,501 --> 00:23:33,084 Propose to Princess Rosa 375 00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:36,167 and make her virgin heart skip a beat 376 00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:39,584 before she wakes up properly and can think straight. 377 00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:49,084 Make her heart skip a beat? Words aren't your greatest weapon. 378 00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:50,417 The swan fat. 379 00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:58,042 And if your heart doesn't skip a beat? 380 00:23:58,209 --> 00:24:00,584 - Wouldn't you rather marry... - What God joins together... 381 00:24:00,751 --> 00:24:02,417 soon becomes one. 382 00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:08,626 Nose. 383 00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:10,251 Nose. 384 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:34,501 Giddyup, Gilgamesh! 385 00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:57,834 Whoever awakens you shall happen upon the most beautiful bride. 386 00:24:58,001 --> 00:25:00,042 What if I don't like him? 387 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,459 What if he's stupid? Or ugly? 388 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,251 Or a non-smoker? 389 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,376 I want you to wear my veil. 390 00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:09,501 Like my mother and hers before us. 391 00:25:10,501 --> 00:25:13,834 Flying caterpillar thread. It hasn't been produced in 200 years. 392 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:18,376 The fields in my homeland were burned in the Silver Wars. 393 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,584 When sunlight shines on it, it gives your soul wings. 394 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:28,167 There is no way to escape fate. 395 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:30,251 Okay, good night. 396 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:33,167 Oh, my child. So brave. 397 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,417 What was that? 398 00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:49,376 Is it before or after Cinderella and the shoe? 399 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:52,042 - Girl, you're Sleeping Beauty! - No! 400 00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:53,834 Does she have to kiss Rumpelstiltskin? 401 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:57,042 A witch comes and you die for 100 years! 402 00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:59,751 No! I want another fairy tale. 403 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,459 One with drugs and sex. 404 00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:04,334 Or strippers. 405 00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:08,917 Please, please, please! Please, let us go back before sunrise. 406 00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,459 Or she'll die. 407 00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:13,251 Chill, Zeynibeth, I won't let a witch screw me over. 408 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:15,167 This is just a fantasy world. 409 00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:19,084 - Avatar is fantasy and you can die there. - Man, stop whining. 410 00:26:19,251 --> 00:26:22,417 We're from Neuperlach! On May 1st you knocked a cop out cold. 411 00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:25,042 A flower pot slipped off my balcony. 412 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:29,667 Girl, I'm the boss, okay? I'm on the nobili-team. As elite as it gets. 413 00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:32,292 From Pimkie to Gucci, girl. Boom, boom! 414 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:35,834 What does a bitch do in Neuperlach when two nasty dudes grab her? 415 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:37,626 - Die? - No, man. 416 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:41,542 Fight. 417 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:45,292 - Against a witch? - Yeah. 418 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,959 No, no! Lexus, no! 419 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,917 No, not here! 420 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:12,542 It absolutely had to be a dog. 421 00:27:12,709 --> 00:27:16,501 "Please, please, a dog, Aunt Samsara! We'll look after it." 422 00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:37,084 My child. 423 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:42,376 I have lovely yarn for you to spin. 424 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:47,667 It's me. 425 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:51,584 I've always wondered what this spindle actually does? 426 00:27:51,751 --> 00:27:54,542 I never really got it. Can you show me? 427 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,709 Certainly, princess. 428 00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:03,209 Watch my fingers 429 00:28:03,376 --> 00:28:06,459 as the precious yarn runs through them. 430 00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:09,542 Do you want to try? 431 00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:13,959 But you have to be careful that you don't prick yourself, right? 432 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:22,042 Oh my God! I love your necklace. 433 00:28:22,209 --> 00:28:24,376 Ever considered a collab with a drugstore? 434 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:25,834 No. 435 00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:29,792 Hmm, Yeah. You'd have to do a little something to your hair. 436 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:35,459 Because they want you to look well-groomed. 437 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:38,042 Have you ever considered putting this nest up? 438 00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:39,334 Honestly, no. 439 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:43,917 I always wonder why the little dimwits don't defend themselves in fairy tales. 440 00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,042 - Dimwits? - The princesses. 441 00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:48,626 The princesses? Ah! 442 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:59,209 I saw Stephen King's It at breakfast when I was four. 443 00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:01,126 No screwing up my fairy tale! 444 00:29:07,959 --> 00:29:09,792 You dare to rebel? 445 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,251 Help! Help! 446 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:16,417 - I said help. The cue! - Maybe I can't hear in there! 447 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,292 Ah, silver! 448 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:30,292 Get rid of the curse or we'll skewer you. Amina koyim! 449 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:35,126 Who's the witch, bitch? 450 00:29:44,126 --> 00:29:46,251 Dos covo, spuriferi noticomal. 451 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:50,542 Da bilihorea aruteac vemo vemo demenila. 452 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,126 - Matedicanya D'elebo. - Matedicanya D'elebo. 453 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,667 You'll regret this, princess. 454 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:11,709 Oh God! 455 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,459 Shit! The curse! 456 00:30:16,334 --> 00:30:18,042 In the vase! 457 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:27,167 Oh my God! 458 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:28,959 Slay! 459 00:30:29,126 --> 00:30:31,042 We fucked Disney! 460 00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:34,084 I'm so going to take this messed up world by storm! 461 00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:37,376 When I'm done The Witcher will be on kids' TV! 462 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:47,209 Dude, crazy that they don't even have EDGE here. 463 00:30:47,376 --> 00:30:49,834 Let's find a prince and make some content! 464 00:30:50,001 --> 00:30:52,959 It'd be funny if we did something with Rumpelstiltskin. 465 00:30:53,126 --> 00:30:55,126 Or I'll do a loop with that Elsa chick. 466 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:56,292 You know? 467 00:30:56,459 --> 00:31:00,292 I light a cigarette and then she does this with her finger. 468 00:31:02,959 --> 00:31:04,709 You know? "No smoking." 469 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:08,042 Or with Michael Myers! 470 00:31:09,917 --> 00:31:12,751 Chanti, the mirror's working! We can go home! 471 00:31:14,209 --> 00:31:16,251 I haven't filmed anything yet. 472 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,417 What? 473 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:20,876 Oh my God! A prince, right? 474 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,292 No! No, we're going home! 475 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:27,626 - Damn roses! - Oh God! 476 00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:30,376 He looks like Danger! I did say my prince charming! 477 00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:32,001 We're going home now! 478 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,501 - Hold on a second! - You're so sick! 479 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,417 Insta time! Now! 480 00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,751 It's the ideal prince charming moment. 481 00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:42,417 Please! One tiny story with a real prince, and I'll win the contest. 482 00:31:42,584 --> 00:31:44,417 Just two seconds. Please! 483 00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:46,334 You're gorgeous. 484 00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:49,709 - Two seconds! - Yeah! You're the best. 485 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,417 Hide. 486 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:53,001 Oh no! 487 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:57,334 I look like a last place top model doing Game of Thrones-themed porn. 488 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,251 I need a deeper neckline. 489 00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:07,209 Oh! 490 00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:45,084 - What's up, boy? - Why are you awake? 491 00:32:45,251 --> 00:32:47,209 Whoa! I'll get lots of likes with you. 492 00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:50,584 You speak a strange language, princess. Is it the slumber? 493 00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:53,417 - Is it the witch's curse? - Hey! 494 00:32:53,584 --> 00:32:55,751 As long as I'm the princess no groping! 495 00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:58,251 The beauty was to sleep for 100 years. 496 00:32:58,417 --> 00:33:01,459 No one other than Bearstrangler Bechthold 497 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,417 enters the scene. 498 00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:05,334 Not you! 499 00:33:05,501 --> 00:33:07,251 Ready to free the princess... 500 00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:12,292 Your spirit is like a fire that can only be put out with a kiss. 501 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,376 Introduce yourself first 502 00:33:14,542 --> 00:33:16,251 if you don't send DMs. 503 00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:18,751 Prince Bosco of Sprengel, 504 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:21,334 of the bluest and bravest line this side of the big sea. 505 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:24,584 I've vanquished devious enemies and terrible monsters. 506 00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,792 The world whispers my name in awe! 507 00:33:26,959 --> 00:33:29,667 And now I am here to... love you. 508 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:34,667 I wanted to see you naked all through high school. 509 00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:38,417 I must insist, the physical bond isn't a lark 510 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:41,584 but an act of fertilization following matrimony. 511 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:47,417 - Have you ever been with a woman? - I won't tolerate intimate questions. 512 00:33:47,584 --> 00:33:49,834 I've conquered women on all continents. 513 00:33:50,001 --> 00:33:55,209 But none of them were as beautiful and peerless as you, princess. 514 00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:59,667 Before you stands Prince Bosco, the warrior, the man of men. 515 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,584 Does she worry he won't bed her? 516 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,334 I am getting some strange vibes, but okay. 517 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:17,834 - Let artists capture it so. Full of... - Wait, that's my bad side. 518 00:34:20,084 --> 00:34:22,417 In a frenzy of emotion ecstasy overcomes us... 519 00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,167 Hold on, hold on. 520 00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:27,959 Mm, Crunch Gum! 521 00:34:28,126 --> 00:34:30,876 It gives true princesses a real kick! 522 00:34:39,334 --> 00:34:40,709 Huh? 523 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:55,667 From sleep I awoke you and in thought I bedded you. 524 00:34:56,626 --> 00:34:58,959 Rosalia of Catania, will you marry me? 525 00:34:59,126 --> 00:35:01,084 That our kingdoms become one. 526 00:35:01,251 --> 00:35:04,501 Do you wish to be my companion in war, plague and famine? 527 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,126 And in the few good years to come. 528 00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:10,084 Yeah, sure. Who doesn't dream of that? 529 00:35:10,251 --> 00:35:11,792 Verily? 530 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:14,001 - Crunch Gum! - Well, then... 531 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:16,001 Give your life that fairy-tale kick! 532 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:18,376 - The ring my great-grandpa gave... - I'm filming! 533 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:20,917 I'm filming! Hit the link with the code Chanti3000... 534 00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:23,751 - ...my great-grandma. - ... to get radi... a rebate. 535 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,084 So this is how it shall be. 536 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:29,167 Oh man! That didn't seem real. We have to do it again. 537 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:33,042 Not the vase! 538 00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:38,334 An exotic insect in your castle! 539 00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:41,001 No fear! I've fought against dragons. 540 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:44,292 And man-eating cyclopes! 541 00:35:57,626 --> 00:36:00,959 It is as if the heat in me is... 542 00:36:01,584 --> 00:36:03,751 and heaviness in my heart. 543 00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:05,834 Mother. 544 00:36:06,584 --> 00:36:08,501 - Is it you? - No. 545 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,334 Strong flier. 546 00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:17,042 Zeynep! He swallowed the Sleeping Beauty curse. 547 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,542 I think I messed up the fairy tale. 548 00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:22,959 Shit! Yeah, wake him with a kiss or something! 549 00:36:26,292 --> 00:36:28,001 Oh my God, he reeks of booze! 550 00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:30,334 Because he was afraid of you. 551 00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:32,959 Shut it! He thought I was hot. He was semi-hard. 552 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:37,042 No idea. Didn't work. I'm probably not right. You try. 553 00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,292 Yeah, exactly. 554 00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:46,042 You're such a slut! This is so Harvey Weinstein. 555 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:53,376 - Mm, Crunch Gum! - Oh my God! My prince charming moment! 556 00:36:53,542 --> 00:36:56,626 I'll get the job with that for sure. We can go home. 557 00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:58,751 Chanti, come here please. 558 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:03,792 Uh... Hello, Mr. Mirror? 559 00:37:03,959 --> 00:37:05,709 What did you do? 560 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,626 Hold it! 561 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:10,251 Hold it! 562 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:12,542 How? 563 00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:16,459 No, no, no, no! 564 00:37:16,626 --> 00:37:18,001 Oh God! 565 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:22,334 - No! - Fuck! 566 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,417 - No, no! - Oh God, oh God, oh God. 567 00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:25,917 Oh no! 568 00:37:26,917 --> 00:37:29,417 Do you think they have super glue here? 569 00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:32,709 I can't think of any fairy tales with it in them. 570 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,417 You're so dumb. 571 00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:37,209 Man, girl, it's a fucking magic mirror! 572 00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:40,709 How are we going to get home now? 573 00:37:40,876 --> 00:37:44,084 What's her name. Call the fairy! She can repair it. 574 00:37:44,251 --> 00:37:46,334 Sparkity, spark out of the dark! 575 00:37:48,459 --> 00:37:50,417 Not good. Not good at all. 576 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,834 Unpalatable. Medusan! 577 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:55,501 I'm holding back from turning you into mice. 578 00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,042 My insurance will pay for the repairs. 579 00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:00,167 Even if I knew the spell, 580 00:38:00,334 --> 00:38:04,167 a portal can only be repaired by an initiated witch. 581 00:38:04,334 --> 00:38:08,292 Oh, fuck! We'll have to ask that psycho witch if she'll help us. 582 00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:10,917 Women sticking together is totally trending. 583 00:38:11,084 --> 00:38:15,126 - Where does the bitch live? - The Enchanted Forest could kill you. 584 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,417 Where is the Enchanted Forest? 585 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:23,001 I'm giving her a really bad Google rating. 586 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:27,751 First we have to get rid of him or we'll be in big trouble. 587 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:30,459 Everyone will think it was me. 588 00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:32,459 Yeah, because it was you. 589 00:38:34,126 --> 00:38:36,334 - Into the fireplace. - Seriously? 590 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:37,959 Mm-hmm. 591 00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:42,626 So you killed the wolf, you chit of a girl? 592 00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:45,792 That hairy devil had been wreaking havoc for months. 593 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,084 I was rabbit hunting. 594 00:38:48,251 --> 00:38:49,959 The scumbag got in my way. 595 00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:53,251 He jumped on me. I gave him all my love. 596 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,126 Enchanting. 597 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,292 - Right between the eyes. - Can you... 598 00:38:58,459 --> 00:39:01,792 I was told there was a four-thaler reward for shooting him. 599 00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:05,001 - Little Red Riding Hood? - What stories there are in my realm. 600 00:39:05,709 --> 00:39:07,917 What will you conjure up today, scribe? 601 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,501 Yes! 602 00:39:14,042 --> 00:39:15,501 Get over here! 603 00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:18,584 Stop it! 604 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,084 It was a dark night 605 00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:24,751 when the grim gray wolf 606 00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:28,334 heard the footfalls of... of his executor. 607 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,751 - The Red Huntress. - Stop! 608 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:34,834 Are you planning to encourage nubile girls 609 00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:38,167 to battle their way through forests with swords? 610 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,501 Don't we have brave knights and princes for that? 611 00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:45,001 Your stories are meant to keep order in my realm! 612 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:47,292 Happy hunting beats unhappy marriage. 613 00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:48,334 Silence! 614 00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:51,334 And it so happened 615 00:39:51,501 --> 00:39:55,167 that a young, innocent girl... 616 00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:56,876 "Oh my God!" 617 00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:59,792 ...was dancing through the forest... 618 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:01,501 No! 619 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,626 No? Walking... 620 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,334 Yes. She was walking on the way... 621 00:40:07,501 --> 00:40:10,334 to her grandmother's 622 00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:11,626 to... 623 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:15,417 to bring her bread and wine. 624 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,042 - Cake. - Huh? 625 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:21,709 Re... Really? Cake? 626 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:23,917 Does cake go with wine? 627 00:40:25,542 --> 00:40:27,876 Yes. Yum! 628 00:40:28,042 --> 00:40:29,542 - Excellent! - Idiot. 629 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,126 Cake... That's good. 630 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:42,376 The quill looks like it's being forced to do something. 631 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:47,001 - What's with the quill? - It's making a fuss again. 632 00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:48,167 Go on! 633 00:40:48,334 --> 00:40:52,751 Forgive me, but without the big blue diamond in your crown 634 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,834 you don't have full power over it. 635 00:40:55,001 --> 00:40:58,042 Well, try harder! And write faster! 636 00:40:58,209 --> 00:40:59,792 Or I'll have you beheaded! 637 00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:04,376 - But Red Riding Hood... - That rug rat decides what kids read? 638 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:06,709 No wonder fairy tales are so shitty. 639 00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:10,542 ... upon sensing her young body, mucous dripped 640 00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:12,334 from his hairy... 641 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,376 ass? 642 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:21,459 Without humor. Let's keep it traditional. 643 00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:24,292 As always! "Good day, Red Riding Hood!" 644 00:41:25,376 --> 00:41:27,584 And if the prince wakes up in the fireplace? 645 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:31,917 What do I care? If he complains in 100 years, I won't be here. 646 00:41:32,084 --> 00:41:35,251 - Chanti, let's take the horses. - Yeah, untie them. 647 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,376 I don't have Wi-Fi at the moment, 648 00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:40,917 but when I get home I'm so going to tell you the truth. 649 00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:44,084 Things here are a bit different than it says in the books. 650 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,959 But I can tell you this: 651 00:41:46,126 --> 00:41:48,417 I'm the dopest Sleeping Beauty ever! 652 00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:51,084 Chanti! We have to go. 653 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:55,084 I'm going to give this fairy tale such a sick upgrade 654 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,792 that they'll think, "Man, she got swag or what?" 655 00:41:57,959 --> 00:41:59,751 Aladdin! 656 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,126 You hiding? 657 00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:03,417 Princess, I implore you. 658 00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:05,917 Give me my soul that you've captured back. 659 00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:07,834 No. I want to post it. 660 00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:11,209 - Ask him the way. - Yeah, with his carpet. 661 00:42:11,376 --> 00:42:13,709 - How do you know about that? - My God! 662 00:42:13,876 --> 00:42:17,834 As a kid I always used to imagine you picking me up on it. 663 00:42:18,001 --> 00:42:19,834 Follow me. 664 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:23,876 Look, ducks. 665 00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:30,876 - Nice room. - Thanks. 666 00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:33,834 This is my carpet. 667 00:42:34,001 --> 00:42:36,126 - It's nearly finished. - Cool. 668 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:38,292 - Can it fly? - A flying carpet? 669 00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:41,709 Once I find one, I'll give it to you. 670 00:42:43,001 --> 00:42:46,834 These are my parents. They came from Baghdad in a slave boat. 671 00:42:47,001 --> 00:42:49,167 I was still a child and... 672 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,376 they both died of illnesses. 673 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,751 I never want to forget their faces. 674 00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:59,251 - Oh my God! - Are you dumb? 675 00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:01,376 Huh? 676 00:43:02,584 --> 00:43:04,667 And... this is me. 677 00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,417 Well done. 678 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,876 I've never been back to my homeland. 679 00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:11,834 I just have to get enough gold... 680 00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:14,334 Steal it? You hawk it, right? 681 00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:17,709 I'm working to earn it to pay for passage. 682 00:43:17,876 --> 00:43:21,292 Huh? Then the film was wrong. I thought you were a thief. 683 00:43:24,167 --> 00:43:26,126 And what's this here? 684 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:30,334 - That's my cow. - You have a cow? What's its name? 685 00:43:31,459 --> 00:43:33,459 - Aisha. - Aisha! 686 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:34,751 Aisha... 687 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:41,084 Okay. Do you know an enchanted forest where the witches live? 688 00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:43,292 Uh-uh. 689 00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:45,751 Can you lie any worse? Take us there. 690 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,584 How many lucky charms can you have? 691 00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:54,334 The Enchanted Forest is full of evil. 692 00:43:57,917 --> 00:44:00,959 Do you have a girlfriend or a fuck buddy? 693 00:44:01,126 --> 00:44:02,626 I don't understand you. 694 00:44:02,792 --> 00:44:08,417 - Stop hitting on fairy tale characters! - God! I'm just chatting. Bitch much? 695 00:44:08,584 --> 00:44:13,834 - Do you have a girlfriend, a fiancée? - Allah hasn't given anyone my heart. 696 00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:15,917 Oh God, I can't ride. 697 00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:19,376 And he never will if this crazy princess leads me to my death. 698 00:44:23,001 --> 00:44:24,584 Not so fast! 699 00:44:47,126 --> 00:44:50,751 We've reached it. The gate to the accursed world. 700 00:45:07,251 --> 00:45:10,209 He wouldn't last a second on the streets of Berlin. 701 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,126 Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim. 702 00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:30,667 Oh my God. 703 00:45:34,876 --> 00:45:37,001 Are you checking your makeup? 704 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:39,376 Yeah! What if we die? 705 00:45:39,542 --> 00:45:41,709 This may be the last video I make. 706 00:45:41,876 --> 00:45:44,501 If it gets on TMZ on TV I want to look hot. 707 00:45:48,251 --> 00:45:51,542 Comparing Crunch Gum and gingerbread. 708 00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:01,001 Yuck! What is this? 709 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:03,251 Way overbaked. 710 00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:04,751 It's wood. 711 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,167 Uh! 712 00:46:08,334 --> 00:46:12,751 Where is the damn gingerbread? This fairy tale world is total crap. 713 00:46:13,917 --> 00:46:15,209 My battery's dead. 714 00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:17,209 Oh, I could puke! 715 00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,792 Screw your battery. We have to get home. 716 00:46:25,959 --> 00:46:27,542 No one here. 717 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:51,376 Hansel, for the thousandth time, no playing in the oven! 718 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,709 Oh my... 719 00:46:54,751 --> 00:46:56,251 Hi. Um... 720 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,834 We need help repairing something. 721 00:46:59,001 --> 00:47:00,917 I can offer you... 722 00:47:01,709 --> 00:47:03,251 Tampons? 723 00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:05,126 CS gas, or... Oops. 724 00:47:05,917 --> 00:47:07,917 A... tanga. 725 00:47:08,584 --> 00:47:10,292 Your color? 726 00:47:10,751 --> 00:47:13,292 Gretel? Get your brother out of the oven. 727 00:47:13,459 --> 00:47:14,792 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, okay? 728 00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:17,959 "Yeah, okay" me and I'll give you rabbit ears. 729 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,834 How dare you? After all you've done to me? 730 00:47:22,209 --> 00:47:24,126 Get ready... to die. 731 00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,542 Um... I haven't read every fairy tale, 732 00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:30,501 but you guys are always kind of the assholes. 733 00:47:30,667 --> 00:47:33,334 Maybe this is a good time to work on that 734 00:47:33,501 --> 00:47:36,292 and to say, "Hey! Maybe I'll help this princess." 735 00:47:36,459 --> 00:47:38,251 To start over again. 736 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:40,376 Delete all your posts, refresh account. 737 00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:42,542 And then a single post, 738 00:47:42,709 --> 00:47:44,334 me and you holding hands: 739 00:47:44,501 --> 00:47:47,751 "When you realize your enemy can be your best friend." 740 00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:53,209 Ah! What did I do? 741 00:47:57,001 --> 00:47:59,334 Your father had our circle burned. 742 00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:01,334 The flames killed almost all of us. 743 00:48:01,501 --> 00:48:03,626 I was able to escape the fire. 744 00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:06,501 Now we'll take what's dearest to him. 745 00:48:07,209 --> 00:48:10,126 Girl, he's not my biological father. 746 00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:11,251 Okay. 747 00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:17,917 Alvina? Alvina? 748 00:48:19,001 --> 00:48:21,542 They say we sisters eat children. 749 00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:26,417 Yet we were midwives for centuries, and were loved till this king's reign. 750 00:48:26,584 --> 00:48:29,626 Hey, do you know about magic mirrors? 751 00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:34,376 About traveling through portals? Yes. Let me look in the big book of magic. 752 00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:35,417 Alvina? 753 00:48:35,584 --> 00:48:37,917 Maybe some warm birch water too? Enough! 754 00:48:38,084 --> 00:48:39,501 She's doomed to die. 755 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:42,667 Don't get friendly with all things I want to kill. 756 00:48:42,834 --> 00:48:46,626 He sings odious songs about us. Makes fables out of all kinds of nonsense. 757 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:49,959 Yeah, I don't want to get you going, but he also writes 758 00:48:50,126 --> 00:48:52,334 that those two burn you in the oven. 759 00:48:52,959 --> 00:48:55,042 No! We'd never do that! 760 00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:56,751 We wouldn't, really. 761 00:48:58,917 --> 00:49:00,167 Children, 762 00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:02,917 watch as I use a single shot 763 00:49:03,084 --> 00:49:04,667 to annihilate her. 764 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,959 Where'd you get this? Are you from the electric world? 765 00:49:16,126 --> 00:49:17,751 Yeah. I think so. 766 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,667 You're the prophecy. 767 00:49:25,709 --> 00:49:28,751 You bring the realm and my sisters a new beginning. 768 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:31,709 Yes, and be glad that I'm not vindictive. 769 00:49:31,876 --> 00:49:34,792 Sana kanguta, malanto. 770 00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:37,709 - Nah devenya. - Nah devenya. 771 00:49:37,876 --> 00:49:41,626 Zeynep, this is the Lion King fairy tale or something. 772 00:49:42,834 --> 00:49:46,126 Um, one quick question to be sure you're not lying. 773 00:49:46,292 --> 00:49:49,084 What does this prophecy say? 774 00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:55,084 Once in our world, you enter our erstwhile ruler Bergfried's castle 775 00:49:55,251 --> 00:49:58,709 and find the powerful diamond, the blue jewel. 776 00:49:58,876 --> 00:50:02,667 It belongs in the king's crown, which he dons illegitimately. 777 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:05,042 The diamond grants the power to free... 778 00:50:05,209 --> 00:50:06,251 the quill. 779 00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:09,459 Have I ever had trouble finishing sentences? 780 00:50:10,792 --> 00:50:14,042 The new age of tales will bring peace and freedom, 781 00:50:14,209 --> 00:50:15,792 to all of us. 782 00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,709 Unless you fail. 783 00:50:19,876 --> 00:50:21,542 And what's that? 784 00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:24,834 We don't know what it is, but it seems it must be destroyed. 785 00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:27,542 Oh my God, that's my cell phone! 786 00:50:27,709 --> 00:50:28,917 No! 787 00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:31,584 Question! 788 00:50:31,751 --> 00:50:35,251 Why hasn't anyone gotten the diamond from the castle yet? 789 00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:39,167 Because it's guarded by a bloodthirsty dragon. 790 00:50:39,334 --> 00:50:41,917 My sister writes Harry Potter fanfiction too, but... 791 00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:46,834 It has killed countless knights who believed they were the chosen ones. 792 00:50:47,584 --> 00:50:49,834 The one on the pyre has my pentagram tattoo! 793 00:50:50,001 --> 00:50:52,501 Thanks, you can close the bat again. 794 00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:56,876 Oh my God. She def has Covid now. 795 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:02,584 This compass will lead you to the castle. 796 00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:06,376 I'll pray that you survive, for a better world. 797 00:51:07,417 --> 00:51:09,001 Our blood. 798 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,501 Our part of the prophecy. 799 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,751 Riomi... 800 00:51:19,334 --> 00:51:21,751 bremnu cavasanas sanoyem. 801 00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:24,417 Midjen nasjure. 802 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,751 Raluka jamich. 803 00:51:28,709 --> 00:51:30,292 What did she say? 804 00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:34,584 Yeah, bloodthirsty dragon and all, I don't know what to say. 805 00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:36,709 This is a major honor. 806 00:51:36,876 --> 00:51:40,042 I've been preparing for this day since I was born. 807 00:51:40,209 --> 00:51:42,292 But I'd just like to experience 808 00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:46,167 my little sister here become a full-fledged witch. 809 00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:49,126 Initiation? No need. 810 00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:51,709 I need her initiated. It's just safer. 811 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:55,126 That's not in the prophecy, but I decide anyway. 812 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:59,584 Prepare for initiation in a small circle. I have an abortion later. 813 00:51:59,751 --> 00:52:02,709 Do you have a charging cable or a power bank? 814 00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:04,959 You haz power? 815 00:52:07,459 --> 00:52:08,834 Go. 816 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:11,626 Our blood will find you once it ripens. 817 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:13,459 Ripens? 818 00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:20,251 Chanti, I'm scared! 819 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:22,292 Zeynep, screw the prefacy. 820 00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:25,459 You're our last chance to get out of here. Get initiated! 821 00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:28,917 - It's going to be so enchanting. - Yeah. 822 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:34,126 It's like confirmation. A few candles. You get a gift like headphones. 823 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,376 - But it isn't simple. - Oh yes it is. 824 00:52:36,542 --> 00:52:38,417 And when you're a witch, 825 00:52:38,584 --> 00:52:41,417 you can fix the mirror and we'll get the hell out of here. 826 00:52:41,584 --> 00:52:44,751 - Shake until daybreak. - And what are you going to do? 827 00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:49,209 I wanted to do a "what I eat in a day" with the wishing table. 828 00:52:49,376 --> 00:52:50,376 What? 829 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:53,376 I'll find the magic spell to repair the mirror. 830 00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:56,042 - You'd better not screw it up! - No. 831 00:52:56,626 --> 00:52:57,792 Sister? 832 00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:03,292 - I have to unclothe you now. - Clothe, yeah. 833 00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:09,709 What exactly do you mean by "unclothe"? 834 00:53:09,876 --> 00:53:12,001 Unclothe and anoint. 835 00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,792 How long will that take? 836 00:53:13,959 --> 00:53:17,917 Mother Earth decides that. Usually two moons. 837 00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:21,292 So nata si huva... 838 00:53:34,334 --> 00:53:35,959 Was the other lady killed? 839 00:53:36,126 --> 00:53:38,834 Chill. Habibi Blocksberg is coming later. 840 00:53:39,501 --> 00:53:40,917 Come on! 841 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:20,209 Man, I've got to go. 842 00:54:26,459 --> 00:54:27,792 Oh my God! 843 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:31,709 A tiny fairy was just watching me wee, and I couldn't film it. 844 00:54:31,876 --> 00:54:34,209 Damn cell phone battery. It makes me sick! 845 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:37,876 What makes your strange phony so valuable? 846 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:41,209 - Does it contain gold? - It will free me. 847 00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:44,376 And make my dream of being rich and successful come true. 848 00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:47,542 Even richer? You have everything a person could want. 849 00:54:47,709 --> 00:54:50,626 A castle, princes at your feet. 850 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:54,501 Yes, I'll explain social media some other time. 851 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,167 I'd so follow you if you had a blue check mark. 852 00:54:57,334 --> 00:54:59,709 But where? To my homeland? 853 00:55:00,251 --> 00:55:02,251 You're interested in the Orient? 854 00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:09,792 Yeah, boy. All of my ex-boyfriends are from the Orient. 855 00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:12,167 Except Danger. 856 00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,459 He's basically the only white bread. 857 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:16,876 - I like white bread. - Yeah? 858 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:19,167 I like white bread with sausage. 859 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:38,709 Clear off, Kurgunde. 860 00:55:38,876 --> 00:55:42,292 No, Wilderich. I refuse to reason about this. 861 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:45,667 My son came to your castle and now he's vanished. 862 00:55:45,834 --> 00:55:48,584 Well, he didn't wake my daughter or do you see her? 863 00:55:48,751 --> 00:55:52,792 I'm going to search for him. Or I swear to you, war is nigh! 864 00:55:52,959 --> 00:55:55,251 War? Don't exaggerate, people. 865 00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:58,292 What kind of a war? With a woman leading the soldiers! 866 00:55:58,459 --> 00:56:01,459 Soldiers led by a little child don't scare me much either! 867 00:56:01,626 --> 00:56:04,126 Drink less Fountain of Youth water, Wilderich. 868 00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:06,917 Get out of my kingdom! 869 00:56:07,084 --> 00:56:09,042 I'll destroy your pathetic castle! 870 00:56:09,209 --> 00:56:12,292 Please, no war! I don't want to be to blame. 871 00:56:12,459 --> 00:56:15,751 Your wife lives in a painting. And we both know why, you tyrant! 872 00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:17,917 Yes! 873 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:20,792 Shit! 874 00:56:20,959 --> 00:56:22,376 Keep calm. 875 00:56:23,209 --> 00:56:26,209 Waking up a corpse must be in here somewhere. 876 00:56:27,542 --> 00:56:29,167 Making a corpse disappear. 877 00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,376 Cooking a corpse down? 878 00:56:50,709 --> 00:56:52,834 Only a hint of breath escapes his lips, 879 00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:55,417 which smile teasingly as if he dreams. 880 00:56:55,876 --> 00:57:00,626 Oh, if only my sigh would awaken you and your blue eyes would gaze upon me. 881 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:04,209 The blackbird sings our song as it did when you once held me. 882 00:57:05,376 --> 00:57:08,917 Forbidden yet so fervently our lips did meet. 883 00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:31,001 Oh my God! 884 00:57:32,584 --> 00:57:33,876 Cute. 885 00:57:48,417 --> 00:57:50,667 - Who is it? - Lorenz! Someone saw us! 886 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:52,417 Oh my God, boys! 887 00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,959 Whoa! Chillax. 888 00:57:55,459 --> 00:57:58,751 I really didn't want to interrupt while you make the OnlyFans top ten. 889 00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:03,084 My stable boy tried to shake me awake and our bodies touched inappropriately. 890 00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,959 Okay, wow! I see. You're doing this "undercover." 891 00:58:06,126 --> 00:58:09,167 Right? Like soccer players. Have you been a couple long? 892 00:58:09,334 --> 00:58:12,667 - Only when he indulges in wine. - You don't love those of your ilk. 893 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:16,709 What? You should be dragged to the pillory for your... misdeeds. 894 00:58:16,876 --> 00:58:19,167 I felt a manner of approval in your loins. 895 00:58:19,334 --> 00:58:23,334 Silence! Or by the gods who give me my blue blood, I'll lose it. 896 00:58:25,709 --> 00:58:27,042 I think 897 00:58:27,209 --> 00:58:30,626 it's serious if you leave a toothbrush at someone's place. 898 00:58:30,792 --> 00:58:32,501 What is a toothbrush? 899 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:34,251 We've spent a few nights together. 900 00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:37,417 - Silence! - Boys, it's really okay. 901 00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:39,292 I love LGBTQUPS. 902 00:58:39,459 --> 00:58:43,334 Isn't it lovely that Sleeping Beauty's prince loves a guy? 903 00:58:43,501 --> 00:58:47,292 We need a rainbow flag for the castle. And maybe you can marry! 904 00:58:47,459 --> 00:58:49,876 Let me through! I want to see her chamber. 905 00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:52,917 - Where is my son? - Out of here now! 906 00:58:55,042 --> 00:58:58,334 Not a word to anyone or I'll tell them all what you did. 907 00:58:58,501 --> 00:59:01,626 You used black magic on me. You could burn for that. 908 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:03,084 At the stake? 909 00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:05,667 - If I have to search the entire castle! - Stop that woman! 910 00:59:08,917 --> 00:59:10,167 Move! 911 00:59:17,126 --> 00:59:19,126 - You're alive. - Yes. 912 00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:21,417 You're awake? 913 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,334 - Who kissed you? - I did! 914 00:59:23,501 --> 00:59:25,167 - No one! - I did. 915 00:59:26,126 --> 00:59:29,042 I woke her with my lips. Love. 916 00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:30,084 Love. 917 00:59:30,251 --> 00:59:33,001 - My lips were full of love. - Oh! Am I dreaming? 918 00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:36,542 And she has accepted my proposal. Isn't that right? 919 00:59:36,709 --> 00:59:39,292 - Must it be him? - Rejoice! 920 00:59:41,626 --> 00:59:43,459 We have a wedding. 921 00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:46,876 Our houses are joining together. Let the people know. 922 00:59:49,209 --> 00:59:51,292 You can't choose your family. 923 00:59:51,459 --> 00:59:53,542 Fly the engagement flags! 924 00:59:53,709 --> 00:59:54,709 And... 925 00:59:54,876 --> 00:59:57,167 get me a goblet from the Fountain of Youth. 926 00:59:57,334 --> 00:59:58,709 For a toast. 927 01:00:07,709 --> 01:00:09,876 Oh my God, I don't want to marry you! 928 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:12,792 What you want is of no consequence, woman! 929 01:00:12,959 --> 01:00:15,876 And definitely not without Wi-Fi and battery. 930 01:00:16,042 --> 01:00:18,167 You can invite who you want. 931 01:00:18,334 --> 01:00:22,209 However, if you boycott the wedding, I must chasten you! 932 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:24,501 Chasten? 933 01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:32,751 Zeynep. 934 01:00:32,917 --> 01:00:35,084 Hurry, we have to get out of here. 935 01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,459 It flies when sunlight shines. 936 01:00:51,084 --> 01:00:53,792 Books are dangerous. Especially one from a witch. 937 01:00:55,334 --> 01:00:57,042 Portal magic! 938 01:00:57,542 --> 01:00:58,917 "Destroy portal..." 939 01:00:59,084 --> 01:01:01,126 I don't need a dumb magic book for that. 940 01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:02,709 "Restore portal." 941 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:05,251 What kind of letters are these? 942 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:08,334 You can only read every other word. Nazi writing. 943 01:01:08,501 --> 01:01:11,001 "To restore the portal you need 944 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,459 a dragon tooth..." Seriously? 945 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:16,917 "... a unicorn hair and a spoon of slime from a golden frog. 946 01:01:17,084 --> 01:01:20,792 Scatter everything over the shards, then melt in black magic." 947 01:01:20,959 --> 01:01:22,292 Stay put. 948 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:25,417 I beg you. Put that devil's work down or let me go. 949 01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:28,376 I need your help. Where can I get 950 01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:31,001 a golden frog and a unicorn hair? 951 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:33,251 Is there a Walmart? Can you get them? 952 01:01:33,417 --> 01:01:36,751 Never. Black magic can cost you your life. 953 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:40,334 I have a solution for your carpet. 954 01:01:50,584 --> 01:01:53,459 If you help me get home before I'm forced to marry, 955 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:57,126 I'll make sure you can get, or fly, out of here. 956 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:11,542 Put it down. 957 01:02:14,209 --> 01:02:16,584 The golden frogs are in the underbrush. 958 01:02:16,751 --> 01:02:18,626 You lure them with a golden ball 959 01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,542 and with... 960 01:02:21,917 --> 01:02:26,209 Right, good. Take your time. Thank God it's all you can drink here. 961 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:29,751 Oh, dearest, risen from the ruins. 962 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:33,417 I'm so glad you were saved from the curse. 963 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,167 Oh, I see you've wished for... 964 01:02:37,334 --> 01:02:38,667 Cocktails. 965 01:02:38,834 --> 01:02:41,084 My head's pounding a bit already. 966 01:02:41,251 --> 01:02:44,417 Oops! Table, deck thyself with an aspirin. 967 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:51,751 Where is that swashbuckler Prince Bosco? 968 01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:56,334 - How did he defeat the witch? - I smacked that ugly old bat down myself. 969 01:02:57,751 --> 01:03:01,126 - I don't need a man to defend me. - Rosa's jesting. 970 01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:03,334 She's quoting a shallow book. 971 01:03:03,501 --> 01:03:07,209 You'd best not start reading. Makes a woman shameless and insolent. 972 01:03:07,376 --> 01:03:09,209 Yeah, right, motherfucker. 973 01:03:11,376 --> 01:03:13,459 A poet's word for a fiancé. 974 01:03:15,084 --> 01:03:17,084 My proud motherfucker. 975 01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:20,917 - Yes, or fuckface. - My brave fuckface. 976 01:03:21,459 --> 01:03:23,751 - Mm-hmm. - Enough flattery. 977 01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:26,709 This fuckface is going to murder a canapé now. 978 01:03:33,626 --> 01:03:35,209 No, thank you. 979 01:03:47,709 --> 01:03:49,376 Artolf? 980 01:03:51,376 --> 01:03:53,126 - Help... - Artolf! 981 01:04:00,126 --> 01:04:01,709 Oh my God. 982 01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:04,126 "The Princess and the Pea." 983 01:04:04,834 --> 01:04:07,834 Pardon that brief moment of unmanliness. 984 01:04:08,001 --> 01:04:12,876 - Thanks would be cool. She saved you. - I don't think I need a dame to save me. 985 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:15,292 Well, the pea, you did nearly... 986 01:04:15,959 --> 01:04:19,042 it wasn't a pea. It was a gunshot. 987 01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:22,417 I was rakishly shot at! 988 01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:25,251 Let a knave clean me! 989 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:28,667 Not a word! 990 01:04:28,834 --> 01:04:30,876 You want to marry him? 991 01:04:32,959 --> 01:04:33,959 No. 992 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:42,876 Oh good Lord, I don't want to grumble, but... 993 01:04:43,042 --> 01:04:45,084 since you vanquished your curse 994 01:04:45,251 --> 01:04:48,334 I've felt like there's a fire burning inside of me. 995 01:04:48,501 --> 01:04:52,417 It has washed away the shadow in my soul, kindled something! 996 01:04:52,876 --> 01:04:55,042 Pardon my ridiculous gibberish. 997 01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:58,334 But I took the personality test. 998 01:05:00,876 --> 01:05:04,501 It says: "You are a... Power Lady." 999 01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:06,917 What is that? 1000 01:05:07,334 --> 01:05:10,376 "You aren't just on fire on social media. 1001 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,292 In the analog world 1002 01:05:12,459 --> 01:05:15,501 you'll show your ex you've got more vibes than he knows. 1003 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:18,334 Chill and dream wild. 1004 01:05:18,501 --> 01:05:22,542 Keep reminding yourself that you're one bad bitch." 1005 01:05:22,709 --> 01:05:25,167 What's it mean? Can you decipher this language? 1006 01:05:25,751 --> 01:05:29,209 Well, it means you should take control of your life. 1007 01:05:29,376 --> 01:05:32,501 - Do what you feel like doing. - Like a man? You're regaling me. 1008 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:37,459 What'll happen if your main squeeze doesn't pull the sword out of the stone? 1009 01:05:37,626 --> 01:05:41,417 He won't be the king's first knight, and will be even worse-tempered. 1010 01:05:41,584 --> 01:05:44,292 Oh, what a lather he got into lately! 1011 01:05:46,584 --> 01:05:48,709 "Today is the day! 1012 01:05:48,876 --> 01:05:50,292 Today you're mine." 1013 01:05:58,126 --> 01:05:59,917 It moved! 1014 01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:03,334 Tomfoolery. 1015 01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:04,917 I swear, Pea-bee. 1016 01:06:31,709 --> 01:06:34,792 It's best no one knows about this. No, no, no. 1017 01:06:35,626 --> 01:06:38,334 You have to tell Artolf. He'll be so stoked. 1018 01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:40,876 He'll be so proud of you, believe me. 1019 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:43,084 He's such a proud motherfucker. 1020 01:06:43,251 --> 01:06:44,917 I... 1021 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:48,126 - But maybe you're right. - Oh yes. All right. 1022 01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:50,626 - Yeah. - Princess, I have one! 1023 01:06:50,792 --> 01:06:53,251 Yes, I'm coming. Just chill. 1024 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:54,667 Damn, it's strong! 1025 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,626 Princess. Help me! 1026 01:07:01,542 --> 01:07:03,792 - Hold it still! - It's slipping. 1027 01:07:09,751 --> 01:07:11,626 Finally a kiss for the lovely maiden. 1028 01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:15,834 Eat me. 1029 01:07:16,001 --> 01:07:17,542 All of you? 1030 01:07:19,376 --> 01:07:21,626 How can it be so big? 1031 01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:31,501 Now we just need a dragon tooth and a unicorn hair for the spell. 1032 01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:35,126 Your prince had dragon teeth on his uniform. 1033 01:07:35,292 --> 01:07:38,126 - If you accompany him to the ball... - Oh my God. Fuck! 1034 01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:41,542 I'm going to a kick-ass VIP party who knows who might be at 1035 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,334 and I can't film anything! 1036 01:07:43,501 --> 01:07:46,542 There must be energy around here somewhere. 1037 01:07:49,792 --> 01:07:51,876 Nice! Voice activation. 1038 01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:53,751 "Regeneration. 1039 01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:56,834 Spell to restore energy and vitality." 1040 01:07:57,001 --> 01:07:58,959 Energy! That's power. 1041 01:07:59,917 --> 01:08:03,292 "All that you need is to be pure of heart." 1042 01:08:03,459 --> 01:08:05,251 Yeah, I'm def that. 1043 01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:07,001 Or not? 1044 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:11,376 Then I punched a girl in the face so hard she had to go to the hospital. 1045 01:08:11,542 --> 01:08:14,001 And I've lied like 47 times. 1046 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:16,751 I must've stolen money about 12 times. 1047 01:08:16,917 --> 01:08:18,959 I scratched my cousin's car. 1048 01:08:19,126 --> 01:08:21,126 I've never lied. 1049 01:08:21,751 --> 01:08:24,209 Hold on. You've never lied? 1050 01:08:24,376 --> 01:08:25,834 Uh-uh. 1051 01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:29,376 - Hit someone? - Uh-uh. 1052 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:31,626 So your heart is pure? 1053 01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,709 Mm-hmm. 1054 01:08:33,667 --> 01:08:34,876 Uh... uh-uh. 1055 01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:39,376 "Replenish the energy in a lifeless body 1056 01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:41,376 from your own body. 1057 01:08:41,792 --> 01:08:45,334 Summon the great goddess Anudana. 1058 01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:49,042 Grab each other's hands while in a circle of sisters..." 1059 01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:51,959 Dude, come here! 1060 01:08:52,126 --> 01:08:54,251 "And... sing." 1061 01:08:54,417 --> 01:08:55,834 Sing? 1062 01:08:56,792 --> 01:08:58,751 To uerstont taz rot 1063 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:01,251 uerstande biz stant rot 1064 01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:05,334 uersegene diusa feire... 1065 01:09:27,959 --> 01:09:30,126 My first shitstorm. 1066 01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:36,042 Shit! Why didn't it work? 1067 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:38,459 Did we do something wrong? 1068 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:51,292 - I don't have a good feeling. - I feel... how cool is that? 1069 01:09:51,459 --> 01:09:53,376 - What's cool? - The shit! 1070 01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:56,709 Do you describe all your feelings with body excretions? 1071 01:09:59,042 --> 01:10:01,251 Sorry. I'm only at six percent. 1072 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:08,167 Prince Bosco Hartmut of Sprengel 1073 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:10,001 and his wife-to-be 1074 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:14,542 Rosalia Sigisgunde Esmeralda of Catania. 1075 01:10:16,709 --> 01:10:18,792 Hey, I know we've got a beef. 1076 01:10:18,959 --> 01:10:22,001 But I have to get a TikTok video with you later. 1077 01:10:40,959 --> 01:10:42,459 Pea-bee! 1078 01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:46,792 Cute, yeah. 1079 01:10:47,459 --> 01:10:50,042 Oh my God, those poor unicorns! 1080 01:10:50,876 --> 01:10:54,751 Unicorns are horrible. They chew up roses and are very aggressive. 1081 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,751 - Especially towards women. - Oh! 1082 01:10:57,376 --> 01:11:00,417 But they taste good if you kill them during a full moon. 1083 01:11:08,334 --> 01:11:10,792 Damn, I so need a loop with Cinderella. 1084 01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:15,209 If I were her, I'd tell Prince Charming how he looks straight away. 1085 01:11:15,376 --> 01:11:17,834 - There's no sense in it. - Do you know her? 1086 01:11:18,001 --> 01:11:19,459 Yes, from Christmas. 1087 01:11:19,626 --> 01:11:23,334 From ZDF and cheap Netflix movies, they all show her idiotic story. 1088 01:11:23,501 --> 01:11:25,542 Every fucking year I get to see 1089 01:11:25,709 --> 01:11:28,792 how you have to be pretty for anyone to fall in love with you. 1090 01:11:28,959 --> 01:11:31,042 No front, it's true. 1091 01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:34,292 Where is Artolf? Was he stoked for you? 1092 01:11:34,459 --> 01:11:38,334 He was delighted, Rosa. And he promised to speak to the king. 1093 01:11:39,917 --> 01:11:41,792 Amalia! 1094 01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:44,417 Pardon me please, that's Samira of Punzel. 1095 01:11:44,584 --> 01:11:46,459 Rapunzel. Yeah, I know her. 1096 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:06,167 Ah! No two-timing, you hear? 1097 01:12:06,334 --> 01:12:07,626 Peace? 1098 01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:15,626 I know I was too strict with you. 1099 01:12:15,792 --> 01:12:17,792 It's just that... 1100 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:19,626 I'm expected to wed a woman. 1101 01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:22,209 So what? Screw them! 1102 01:12:22,376 --> 01:12:24,376 I saw how cute you think he is. 1103 01:12:24,542 --> 01:12:26,334 He's a knave. 1104 01:12:28,001 --> 01:12:29,709 I don't wish to gab about it. 1105 01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:32,667 Let's enjoy the music and show how happy we are. 1106 01:12:34,501 --> 01:12:37,542 Maybe you can complement him or gift him something. 1107 01:12:37,709 --> 01:12:40,792 I think a very sweet guy is hiding behind that hard armor. 1108 01:12:40,959 --> 01:12:42,501 It is wrong. 1109 01:12:43,751 --> 01:12:47,167 I want to forget him and make a child with you, to give your life meaning. 1110 01:12:47,334 --> 01:12:49,542 Wow! How generous of you. 1111 01:12:49,709 --> 01:12:52,001 It's sure to be the best sex of my life. 1112 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:53,667 Not! 1113 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,292 Bow your heads for our ruler, 1114 01:13:03,459 --> 01:13:07,126 venerable King Wilderich II. 1115 01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:18,459 My people! I have an announcement to make. 1116 01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:23,084 Another heroic tale shall be written down. 1117 01:13:23,876 --> 01:13:26,459 The sword was pulled from the stone! 1118 01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,751 Go on, he just called you. 1119 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:41,001 We have waited for the most courageous knight for centuries. 1120 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:45,667 With my strong hands... I pulled it from the stone. 1121 01:13:45,834 --> 01:13:48,459 Enemy soldiers will bow to my might. 1122 01:13:48,626 --> 01:13:50,334 Why's he talking crap? 1123 01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:54,876 - Amalia pulled it... - Artolf shall head my round table. 1124 01:13:55,792 --> 01:13:57,709 Bravo, bravo. 1125 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,584 That's all you have to say? 1126 01:14:10,834 --> 01:14:14,334 If you contradict the king, you get beheaded, Rosa. 1127 01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:16,709 Apparently I'm not worth a tale. 1128 01:14:16,876 --> 01:14:18,751 - Hey? But... - Please. 1129 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:21,959 Don't fan the flames of my longings any longer, okay? 1130 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,542 I'm lucky 1131 01:14:24,709 --> 01:14:28,042 he still wants to be my fuckface after my immodest defiance. 1132 01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:38,584 - How did you like the ball? - I can show it to you. 1133 01:14:39,334 --> 01:14:41,417 - Look. - Oh, what festivities! 1134 01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:44,501 And all set in stone in your phony. 1135 01:14:44,667 --> 01:14:47,584 But it was just okay. The mood took a dive at the end. 1136 01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:50,751 Because usually you hook up with someone in the end, 1137 01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:53,084 or you slide into their DMs. 1138 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,251 I'll show you a really cool party. 1139 01:14:59,334 --> 01:15:00,334 Look. 1140 01:15:00,501 --> 01:15:03,126 Oh my God, it so went off. It was so awesome. 1141 01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:06,042 Oh, hah, my little sister. 1142 01:15:06,209 --> 01:15:09,417 - Why are you contorting your faces? - Dude, that's selfie face. 1143 01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:12,584 That's my sexy face. Kylie meets ghetto. 1144 01:15:13,376 --> 01:15:15,126 Charge me. 1145 01:15:20,501 --> 01:15:24,084 That... No, no, no. No! I'm not wearing makeup. No! 1146 01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:27,042 Without color. As Your Highness really is. 1147 01:15:27,209 --> 01:15:29,084 I don't like that. 1148 01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,709 Can you stop calling me "Your Highness." 1149 01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,834 I can't just address you as you... 1150 01:15:36,251 --> 01:15:39,459 You can't hide behind the color. 1151 01:15:40,626 --> 01:15:43,959 Even if you dip gold in camel poop, it stays gold. 1152 01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,542 And where is your castle? 1153 01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,876 - Um... my room... - Beggarly. 1154 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,876 Yeah, so? It is social housing. 1155 01:15:57,667 --> 01:16:00,292 It looks cozy. But don't you have cows? 1156 01:16:00,459 --> 01:16:01,876 No. 1157 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,584 Whose souls are those? 1158 01:16:06,751 --> 01:16:09,959 Ahmed and Dragan, ex-boyfriends. Smashed and passed. 1159 01:16:10,126 --> 01:16:11,376 From the Orient! 1160 01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:15,542 Is that why you want the prince? Did they not covet you adequately? 1161 01:16:16,167 --> 01:16:19,542 Covet? What a weird word. You have the hots for someone. 1162 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:22,167 You want to put something hot on a man? 1163 01:16:22,334 --> 01:16:24,417 Does that mean love in your world? 1164 01:16:24,959 --> 01:16:26,876 Yeah, or you hook up with someone. 1165 01:16:27,042 --> 01:16:30,376 Who'd do something so cruel? Only under the devil's influence. 1166 01:16:31,209 --> 01:16:33,501 Or under the influence of alcohol. 1167 01:16:39,084 --> 01:16:44,084 Whoever kissed you should've made it the most beautiful day of your life. 1168 01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,209 How sweet! 1169 01:16:46,376 --> 01:16:47,376 Say, 1170 01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:50,334 "Hey, beat it. She's my girl." 1171 01:16:50,876 --> 01:16:52,751 Sweet is a good word, isn't it? 1172 01:16:53,501 --> 01:16:55,917 I'd so swipe right on you. 1173 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:09,709 Are you kidding me? 1174 01:17:09,876 --> 01:17:11,001 Oh my God! 1175 01:17:11,167 --> 01:17:12,876 Oh God, what... 1176 01:17:13,042 --> 01:17:14,084 So bad. 1177 01:17:14,251 --> 01:17:15,542 Oh no! Shit. 1178 01:17:23,251 --> 01:17:25,459 What an S&M fairy tale! 1179 01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:29,667 We don't know what it is, but it seems it must be destroyed. 1180 01:17:29,834 --> 01:17:31,792 The prefacy. 1181 01:17:38,376 --> 01:17:39,584 Wow. 1182 01:17:39,751 --> 01:17:43,876 It always looks so easy when a prince carries a woman around. 1183 01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:46,667 I hate equal rights. 1184 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,167 I'll make things good again. 1185 01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:16,709 I hate crafts. 1186 01:18:44,126 --> 01:18:45,751 Hello! 1187 01:18:45,917 --> 01:18:48,001 How many fingers do you see? 1188 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:51,501 I don't know, but I've never been able to count. 1189 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:54,084 What happened? 1190 01:18:58,001 --> 01:18:59,876 Carpet aleykum! 1191 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:10,709 Oh my God! 1192 01:19:11,459 --> 01:19:13,167 How nice. 1193 01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:15,667 You brought it to life. 1194 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:18,876 Now you can fly home, to your own adventure. 1195 01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:20,876 Stop with the magic lantern. 1196 01:19:21,042 --> 01:19:22,751 I swear, Will Smith's inside it! 1197 01:19:22,917 --> 01:19:24,459 Well, I only know the Will Smith one. 1198 01:19:25,001 --> 01:19:27,709 Although, I'm not sure. He was canceled. 1199 01:19:28,626 --> 01:19:32,167 In any case, it's cool because you get three wishes. 1200 01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:35,542 You become a prince and get the Sultan's daughter. 1201 01:19:36,167 --> 01:19:38,542 Jasmine. She's not like German princesses. 1202 01:19:38,709 --> 01:19:41,334 But she can't be the shit like you are. 1203 01:19:41,501 --> 01:19:43,584 Yeah, well, I almost killed you. 1204 01:19:43,751 --> 01:19:46,626 Please forgive me for causing you trouble. 1205 01:19:48,709 --> 01:19:50,501 Why are you apologizing? 1206 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:53,209 - You could be furious with me. - Me, furious? 1207 01:19:53,834 --> 01:19:58,501 You sacrificed your phony for me, and you love it more than anything. 1208 01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:02,876 Come with me to my world, the Orient. 1209 01:20:03,501 --> 01:20:05,959 You said you wanted to follow me. 1210 01:20:06,417 --> 01:20:07,334 Yes. 1211 01:20:08,584 --> 01:20:10,792 But only on Insta. 1212 01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:14,042 Zeynep is right. I've messed up so many things. 1213 01:20:14,209 --> 01:20:17,042 At least your life should go according to plan. 1214 01:20:17,709 --> 01:20:19,626 Your happy end with Jasmine and all. 1215 01:20:19,792 --> 01:20:23,417 Do you not have something hot for me because I'm not a rich prince? 1216 01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:26,084 Or are you ashamed of me? 1217 01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:27,709 Your Highness. 1218 01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:34,459 Aladdin, if you don't go now, I'll scream and have you quartered! 1219 01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:38,834 - All four parts will be at your feet. - You'll forget me soon enough. 1220 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:42,042 - Pardon me, Your Highness. - No, not now! 1221 01:20:50,251 --> 01:20:52,251 It's better this way, Aladdin. 1222 01:21:09,334 --> 01:21:11,834 Ground unicorn hair. Got it. 1223 01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:13,501 Dragon tooth, too. 1224 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:15,501 Okay, now frog slime. 1225 01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:19,084 God, it feels like I'm making a book of magic tutorial. 1226 01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:21,376 But without followers. 1227 01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:27,626 Watch out, Chanti! 1228 01:21:35,792 --> 01:21:36,917 Bitch, hey! 1229 01:21:37,084 --> 01:21:38,626 Hey, Bitch. 1230 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:41,001 Where have you been? We have to go! 1231 01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:43,042 Sorry that I just got dug up. 1232 01:21:43,209 --> 01:21:46,126 Come on, don't get upset. Now, let's repair the mirror. 1233 01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:48,584 Okay, I've prepared everything. 1234 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:56,917 Sure, take your time. 1235 01:21:57,084 --> 01:22:00,917 How am I supposed to know how to use these powers? 1236 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:04,084 Dude! 1237 01:22:05,667 --> 01:22:07,001 Man! 1238 01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:10,459 I look like a slut princess! 1239 01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:14,459 Hey, they said not to get angry or you can't control it. 1240 01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,626 Dude! 1241 01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:17,834 Oh, man! 1242 01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:21,751 Zeynep? I made out with Volkan once when you were still together. 1243 01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:23,126 What? 1244 01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:34,001 - My God! - Now it just has to dry! 1245 01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:37,376 - That burned way more than on my ass. - Your ass? 1246 01:22:37,542 --> 01:22:39,251 I farted a huge fireball. 1247 01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:43,126 You think it's funny, huh? 1248 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,834 All of this bullshit is your fault! 1249 01:22:46,001 --> 01:22:49,959 I didn't want to be eating eggs in mustard sauce with kids as an adult! 1250 01:22:50,126 --> 01:22:52,376 I wanted a normal fucking life! 1251 01:22:52,542 --> 01:22:55,542 Hey, chill out, ugliness. 1252 01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:57,584 APPLICATION 1253 01:22:58,959 --> 01:23:01,084 I don't want to work. 1254 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:05,376 Nothing. 1255 01:23:09,126 --> 01:23:11,917 How many times did you only say you sent applications? 1256 01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:13,126 Uh, sorry? 1257 01:23:13,292 --> 01:23:15,751 I can read your mind, you liar! 1258 01:23:15,917 --> 01:23:16,917 No! 1259 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:20,417 Oh! 1260 01:23:21,709 --> 01:23:25,292 I've been waiting six months for us to start an internship. 1261 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:27,834 And you don't even send off 1262 01:23:28,001 --> 01:23:29,542 a fucking application. 1263 01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:31,626 And then you hide my reply? 1264 01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:34,376 - Zeynep, it was just because... - Because? 1265 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:38,042 Because I was scared they'd reject my application anyway. 1266 01:23:38,209 --> 01:23:41,001 Everyone says I'm useless and always fail. 1267 01:23:42,334 --> 01:23:43,751 Rightfully so. 1268 01:23:43,917 --> 01:23:45,834 Because you're a loser! 1269 01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:52,917 - What? - What what? 1270 01:23:53,084 --> 01:23:55,292 You're not a BFF! You're a bitch FF! 1271 01:23:55,917 --> 01:23:58,501 And I knew that you made out with Volkan! 1272 01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:00,667 None of that! You won't fire at me. 1273 01:24:05,001 --> 01:24:07,334 I'm unfollowing you for that. 1274 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,751 What luck! The portal is restored and open. 1275 01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:13,876 I'm burning your extensions off first, 1276 01:24:14,042 --> 01:24:15,626 you Aldi princess! 1277 01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:19,626 Man, Zeynep, you imbecile! We can go home! 1278 01:24:20,334 --> 01:24:23,251 Rosa, it's time to fit your wedding dress. 1279 01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:25,959 Well? Are you up for a perm? 1280 01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:28,042 I'm warning you! 1281 01:24:29,209 --> 01:24:30,959 A witch! 1282 01:24:31,126 --> 01:24:32,626 A witch! 1283 01:24:32,792 --> 01:24:35,126 We are Sisters of the Earth! 1284 01:24:35,292 --> 01:24:37,376 - Guards... - You damn nobles! 1285 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,626 You've burned and drowned enough of us. 1286 01:24:40,792 --> 01:24:42,251 Guards! 1287 01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:45,751 Whoa! Zeynep, chill! You're not yourself. 1288 01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:49,084 Move aside or I'll blow both of you away. 1289 01:24:59,376 --> 01:25:00,792 Mother! 1290 01:25:02,001 --> 01:25:04,542 - Holy Mother of God! - Lorenz, my mother. 1291 01:25:04,709 --> 01:25:06,126 Your Highness. 1292 01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:08,251 He's helping me get dressed. 1293 01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:11,251 To do that I had to undress myself first. 1294 01:25:12,584 --> 01:25:15,751 Oh well, you have to tell her some time or other. 1295 01:25:16,834 --> 01:25:20,001 He's gay. He loves men, not me. 1296 01:25:20,167 --> 01:25:22,876 Do you want to talk it over alone? Or... 1297 01:25:23,042 --> 01:25:25,417 This happens when you neglect your husband. 1298 01:25:25,584 --> 01:25:26,876 What? 1299 01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:30,459 If I see you near him again, I'll have you quartered. 1300 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:33,626 It's no one's fault. It's as normal as can be. 1301 01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:37,917 Just like witches are normal people, just with special powers. 1302 01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:40,084 - You're super bigoted. - Witches are people? 1303 01:25:40,876 --> 01:25:42,292 - You monster. - Dude! 1304 01:25:42,459 --> 01:25:43,584 I knew it! 1305 01:25:43,751 --> 01:25:46,792 You ooze obscenity and immorality. This is ungodly. 1306 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:48,792 - Mother! - Silence! 1307 01:25:50,334 --> 01:25:53,376 She poisoned you. You're healthy. 1308 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:56,126 But she and her friend are witches. 1309 01:25:56,292 --> 01:25:57,959 - Witch! - You stay silent. 1310 01:26:01,876 --> 01:26:03,959 Come here, you witch! 1311 01:26:04,126 --> 01:26:06,126 - Let her go! - Not filming? 1312 01:26:06,292 --> 01:26:08,751 I can stuff a fucking Crunch Gum in my mouth! 1313 01:26:08,917 --> 01:26:12,501 She's a degenerate too! She put a spell on my son. 1314 01:26:14,209 --> 01:26:17,292 Stay where you are! I'm Rosa of Blocksberg! 1315 01:26:18,751 --> 01:26:20,584 I can turn you into rats. 1316 01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:21,792 Hocus-pocus! 1317 01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:23,667 The garlic gun! 1318 01:26:25,001 --> 01:26:27,209 Throw her in the dungeon! 1319 01:26:28,834 --> 01:26:29,917 Shit, shit! 1320 01:26:31,376 --> 01:26:33,376 I need the diamond from the prophecy! 1321 01:26:33,542 --> 01:26:36,292 Or they'll kill Zeynep! The thing from the witch... 1322 01:26:38,292 --> 01:26:39,792 To the west! 1323 01:26:39,959 --> 01:26:42,751 - To Burgfried's castle! - I can't help you. 1324 01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:46,001 How you end this adventure is up to you alone. 1325 01:26:46,626 --> 01:26:48,917 How am I supposed to do that? Oh, man! 1326 01:26:49,792 --> 01:26:52,626 Every girl knows how a damn princess's dress looks. 1327 01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:57,251 But we don't learn how to read a compass or fight messed up guards. 1328 01:26:57,417 --> 01:27:00,542 These victim-driven fairy tales cloud your mind! 1329 01:27:00,709 --> 01:27:02,917 You think it's about looking good, 1330 01:27:03,084 --> 01:27:06,751 and then a prince comes for you and you ride off into the sunset. 1331 01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:11,167 Then suddenly you're an adult and believe in this garbage till the end! 1332 01:27:13,042 --> 01:27:15,459 Does it have to be a horse or will a carpet do? 1333 01:27:18,584 --> 01:27:20,334 - Salam aleykum. - Why are you here? 1334 01:27:20,501 --> 01:27:23,042 What's with the outfit? How did you get back so fast? 1335 01:27:23,209 --> 01:27:25,001 My wish brought me to you. 1336 01:27:25,167 --> 01:27:26,876 Really? Where'd you get this? 1337 01:27:27,042 --> 01:27:29,334 I flew to Baghdad and found the magic lantern. 1338 01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:33,167 As you prophesied, I wished for a kingdom and became a prince. 1339 01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:36,417 I have the second largest gold reserve in the Orient, 1340 01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:39,084 4,000 camels and a modest palace 1341 01:27:39,251 --> 01:27:40,751 made of diamonds. 1342 01:27:41,959 --> 01:27:45,376 It was very stormy over the sea and a pirate ship 1343 01:27:46,334 --> 01:27:48,001 shot fire at me. 1344 01:27:51,501 --> 01:27:53,417 Okay, we've got to go. 1345 01:27:53,584 --> 01:27:55,792 - So you want... - To Burgfried's castle. 1346 01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:59,084 - I thought somewhere romantic. - Boy, I ain't got time. 1347 01:27:59,251 --> 01:28:00,876 I have to save Zeynep. 1348 01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:02,917 I hope you have a full tank. 1349 01:28:04,251 --> 01:28:05,751 Oh God! 1350 01:28:13,834 --> 01:28:15,584 Ha-ha! Fuck you! 1351 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,876 - We have to go west. - Hold tight. 1352 01:28:23,792 --> 01:28:26,834 How can they do this AND sing in Disney movies? 1353 01:28:31,584 --> 01:28:34,209 - You are the chosen one? - Yeah. 1354 01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:36,084 Sadly, not on Love Island. 1355 01:28:42,751 --> 01:28:45,667 He has roasted countless knights and noblemen. 1356 01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:48,709 Did you learn to fight dragons in your world? 1357 01:28:48,876 --> 01:28:52,501 Dragons are extinct in my world. But I'm really good with animals. 1358 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:57,376 Our parakeet flew into the fridge and I revived it with a blow dryer. 1359 01:28:58,376 --> 01:28:59,917 Like you did me. 1360 01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:02,459 I knew you were special. 1361 01:29:02,626 --> 01:29:05,417 Well, I had shitty grades, I have a fake license 1362 01:29:05,584 --> 01:29:10,084 and I'm banned from all Douglas cosmetics stores for stealing. 1363 01:29:10,251 --> 01:29:13,334 And it's my fault my best friend has to die. 1364 01:29:14,626 --> 01:29:17,334 I'm afraid it's a printing error in the prefacy. 1365 01:29:17,501 --> 01:29:19,917 and that I'm just a white trash princess. 1366 01:29:20,751 --> 01:29:22,459 You're wrong. 1367 01:29:25,334 --> 01:29:27,251 What about Jasmine? 1368 01:29:27,417 --> 01:29:30,417 I set out to find her to forget you, 1369 01:29:30,584 --> 01:29:32,334 and I found her. 1370 01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:45,917 Aw! Again already? 1371 01:29:46,084 --> 01:29:50,001 How often do you want to rub me, you bastard noble with a bought title? 1372 01:29:50,626 --> 01:29:53,001 - You foul-smelling scum! - Jasmine? 1373 01:29:53,501 --> 01:29:56,501 You've filled this wastrel's head with silly ideas. 1374 01:29:56,667 --> 01:30:01,917 Thanks to you I tried for days to slide him into your DMs! 1375 01:30:02,084 --> 01:30:04,709 Whatever that's supposed to mean! 1376 01:30:06,501 --> 01:30:08,501 I need my beauty sleep. 1377 01:30:08,667 --> 01:30:10,626 You have one wish left. 1378 01:30:11,417 --> 01:30:13,084 And then I never want 1379 01:30:13,251 --> 01:30:14,876 to see you again! 1380 01:30:18,459 --> 01:30:20,126 Huh? Crazy! 1381 01:30:20,751 --> 01:30:24,501 Your fairy tale is totally different too. I thought you fall in love. 1382 01:30:24,667 --> 01:30:26,459 That's already happened. 1383 01:30:28,917 --> 01:30:30,834 I want to learn your ways in love, 1384 01:30:31,001 --> 01:30:32,834 no matter how cruel they sound. 1385 01:30:33,001 --> 01:30:35,376 You can put something hot on me or... 1386 01:30:36,001 --> 01:30:39,667 I might even try to hook up with you and... 1387 01:30:39,834 --> 01:30:41,792 to swipe right on you. 1388 01:30:50,334 --> 01:30:52,084 Hooked up. 1389 01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:55,209 That didn't hurt. 1390 01:30:55,376 --> 01:30:57,084 Then, um... 1391 01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:59,417 can you swipe right on me now? 1392 01:31:21,209 --> 01:31:23,542 That fucking was really lovely. 1393 01:31:25,417 --> 01:31:28,292 We just made out and didn't even do much fondling. 1394 01:31:29,834 --> 01:31:31,584 - There's more? - Yes. 1395 01:31:31,751 --> 01:31:34,251 But I don't know if it's allowed in fairy tales. 1396 01:31:34,417 --> 01:31:36,459 Well-bred children read them. 1397 01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:45,542 Let me fight the dragon, and die for you if I have to. 1398 01:31:48,251 --> 01:31:52,459 I have to try to put things right again and free the golden quill alone. 1399 01:31:52,917 --> 01:31:54,417 - I understand. - Who knows? 1400 01:31:54,584 --> 01:31:57,417 Maybe girls would've managed more if there'd been a princess 1401 01:31:57,584 --> 01:32:00,292 who took care of her own crap, without a prince. 1402 01:32:01,251 --> 01:32:05,626 After 7,089 years do I finally hear a sensible woman talking 1403 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,792 who knows what she wants? 1404 01:32:08,459 --> 01:32:10,626 You want to go into battle in that getup? 1405 01:32:10,792 --> 01:32:14,292 Oh, yeah. Can you maybe lend me a sports bra? 1406 01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:38,001 Farewell. 1407 01:32:39,334 --> 01:32:42,334 At vacation's end you give each other something ugly 1408 01:32:42,501 --> 01:32:44,626 so you don't forget each other. 1409 01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:51,251 Is this your real name? 1410 01:32:58,084 --> 01:32:59,709 My name is Chantal. 1411 01:33:01,209 --> 01:33:02,709 BITCH 1412 01:33:07,959 --> 01:33:11,167 Give some good thought to what you use your last wish for. 1413 01:33:25,959 --> 01:33:29,167 Best date ever, and I don't even have his number. 1414 01:34:18,084 --> 01:34:19,876 Oh my God! 1415 01:34:20,459 --> 01:34:22,501 Who has dared to wake me? 1416 01:34:22,667 --> 01:34:25,292 Who has dared to disturb my... 1417 01:34:25,917 --> 01:34:27,292 A woman? 1418 01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:30,709 I'm a princess, if you really want to know. 1419 01:34:33,917 --> 01:34:36,251 You want to fight the dragon? 1420 01:34:43,459 --> 01:34:47,126 Whoever wishes to challenge him gets to choose a weapon. 1421 01:34:47,667 --> 01:34:51,292 Be warned. No one has ever survived. 1422 01:34:52,001 --> 01:34:53,751 Which weapon do you choose? 1423 01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:59,084 I want my cell phone back! 1424 01:34:59,251 --> 01:35:01,792 - Huh? - My telephone! 1425 01:35:02,792 --> 01:35:03,917 Huh? 1426 01:35:04,084 --> 01:35:06,626 That weapon means nothing to us! 1427 01:35:06,792 --> 01:35:08,917 You said I could have the weapon I want, 1428 01:35:09,084 --> 01:35:11,334 not that it had to be in your crap collection. 1429 01:35:11,959 --> 01:35:14,917 - Silence! You... - Go ahead, say it, Grindy. 1430 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:18,876 Then you'll end up as a climbing wall in a theme park. 1431 01:35:27,542 --> 01:35:30,917 Yo, right, dude. Fuck you! I want my S7! 1432 01:35:31,084 --> 01:35:35,042 Um, I mean, I think... Of course, it was the latest Galaxy model, 1433 01:35:35,209 --> 01:35:36,626 the flip phone. 1434 01:35:36,792 --> 01:35:41,042 With a two-year Spotify subscription, unlimited data and all my apps. 1435 01:35:43,376 --> 01:35:45,042 Means nothing to us. 1436 01:35:45,209 --> 01:35:47,834 Dude, are you still on Myspace or what? 1437 01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:49,376 Samsung Galaxy Z Flip? 1438 01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:51,917 Curse it! 1439 01:35:53,751 --> 01:35:55,584 Oh my God! 1440 01:35:55,751 --> 01:35:58,251 LOL! Oh my God, the latest model! 1441 01:35:58,417 --> 01:36:00,959 Oh my God! Go cray-cray! 1442 01:36:01,126 --> 01:36:04,376 I have to get out of here alive or I won't be able to show off. 1443 01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:06,417 You've chosen your weapon. 1444 01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:09,751 Good luck, woman. 1445 01:36:10,209 --> 01:36:12,917 That was a bit too ironic for me. 1446 01:36:29,584 --> 01:36:30,876 Oh God! 1447 01:36:33,751 --> 01:36:35,876 You really want trouble, huh? 1448 01:36:36,042 --> 01:36:39,584 It's like you're still lit from partying and feel invincible. 1449 01:36:39,751 --> 01:36:44,126 And then the guy you're into shows up. You feel really sexy and perfect. 1450 01:36:46,542 --> 01:36:49,292 Then you check yourself out on your phone... 1451 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:58,209 and think, "Fuck, I look shitty and drunk. 1452 01:37:00,209 --> 01:37:02,167 I'm a real mess." 1453 01:37:04,501 --> 01:37:07,376 You can hope I don't send this to all the knights. 1454 01:37:07,542 --> 01:37:10,167 Or this can remain our little secret. 1455 01:37:22,084 --> 01:37:24,792 I need some damn big poop bags for you. 1456 01:37:30,126 --> 01:37:31,626 Nice, Coco. 1457 01:37:33,459 --> 01:37:35,959 Khaleesi has one more thing to take care of. 1458 01:37:36,126 --> 01:37:37,542 Stay! 1459 01:37:42,292 --> 01:37:45,709 Yes, you're a big boy, aren't you. A very big boy. 1460 01:38:26,501 --> 01:38:29,792 This'll be the TikTok hit I've waited for for five years! 1461 01:38:33,876 --> 01:38:35,292 Mr. Dragon! 1462 01:38:35,459 --> 01:38:38,584 And Zeynep will have to put it to Britney Spears again. 1463 01:38:43,626 --> 01:38:44,959 Fly! 1464 01:38:56,709 --> 01:38:58,751 Oh, man! 1465 01:39:05,626 --> 01:39:08,917 Coco, we found it! That's the king's Fountain of Youth. 1466 01:39:13,876 --> 01:39:15,126 Go on, Coco! 1467 01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:17,209 Time for a smackdown! 1468 01:39:23,292 --> 01:39:24,251 Begin! 1469 01:39:51,459 --> 01:39:53,126 - Chanti? - Stop, you bum! 1470 01:39:53,292 --> 01:39:55,167 Enough of your fake news. 1471 01:39:55,667 --> 01:39:59,751 Either let her go and give me the crown or I'll delete your account forever! 1472 01:40:03,209 --> 01:40:05,292 Wow, awesome plan. 1473 01:40:06,334 --> 01:40:09,042 Why didn't you go through the mirror? 1474 01:40:09,584 --> 01:40:11,917 Because I'd do anything for you. 1475 01:40:12,084 --> 01:40:16,042 I was afraid of losing you. That's why I hid the letter. It was a wack move. 1476 01:40:16,501 --> 01:40:19,001 Great timing for a deep talk, Chanti. 1477 01:40:24,626 --> 01:40:26,209 Kill the blasphemer, 1478 01:40:26,376 --> 01:40:28,584 and bring me the dragon's heart! 1479 01:40:30,709 --> 01:40:32,792 Capture that witch now! 1480 01:40:32,959 --> 01:40:34,667 Princess Rosa isn't a witch! 1481 01:40:34,834 --> 01:40:36,876 Sit back down now! She perverted you. 1482 01:40:37,042 --> 01:40:41,209 Do not hurt her, for she is worth her weight in gold. 1483 01:40:41,917 --> 01:40:44,459 - She showed me who I really am. - Silence him! 1484 01:40:45,876 --> 01:40:49,251 I wish I could be the prince she deserves, but I love... 1485 01:40:49,417 --> 01:40:50,792 Me! Take me! 1486 01:40:50,959 --> 01:40:52,626 No! He loves me! 1487 01:40:55,876 --> 01:40:57,709 I love a man. 1488 01:41:00,792 --> 01:41:02,584 And I love you. 1489 01:41:05,959 --> 01:41:07,751 I beg your pardon? 1490 01:41:09,417 --> 01:41:10,834 Blasphemy! 1491 01:41:11,001 --> 01:41:13,292 He can screw himself! Go on, Coco! 1492 01:41:22,584 --> 01:41:23,917 That's right! 1493 01:41:26,751 --> 01:41:28,459 Whoa there! 1494 01:41:33,376 --> 01:41:34,959 Good, Coco! 1495 01:41:36,667 --> 01:41:39,042 A dragon who spits water! 1496 01:41:39,709 --> 01:41:41,126 Delightful! 1497 01:41:42,459 --> 01:41:44,167 It isn't just any water, butthead. 1498 01:41:44,334 --> 01:41:46,459 It's your favorite water. 1499 01:41:46,626 --> 01:41:48,626 From the Fountain of Youth. 1500 01:41:55,209 --> 01:41:56,584 Good Lord! 1501 01:41:56,751 --> 01:41:58,126 I'm young! 1502 01:42:19,834 --> 01:42:21,417 Oh no, Coco! 1503 01:42:23,209 --> 01:42:25,626 I told you not to swallow it. 1504 01:42:52,292 --> 01:42:53,292 Chanti! 1505 01:42:56,001 --> 01:42:57,501 Never! 1506 01:42:58,334 --> 01:43:00,459 My sword, my rules! 1507 01:43:05,501 --> 01:43:09,501 Gosh almighty. I never thought I was such a bad bitch. 1508 01:43:13,001 --> 01:43:14,501 You! 1509 01:43:15,042 --> 01:43:18,084 You treated me like a piece of filth! 1510 01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:29,667 Oh! I can't kill him. He's too adorable. 1511 01:43:29,834 --> 01:43:32,084 You cute little monster. 1512 01:43:34,126 --> 01:43:35,959 Go away, you meanie! 1513 01:43:36,126 --> 01:43:38,084 I nearly married him! 1514 01:43:43,792 --> 01:43:46,376 Remember when we first met in daycare? 1515 01:43:46,542 --> 01:43:48,917 They were beating you up because of your ugly shoes. 1516 01:43:49,417 --> 01:43:52,751 And you stood up for me, in front of all of them. 1517 01:43:55,334 --> 01:43:57,709 I haven't been a good BFF lately. 1518 01:43:57,876 --> 01:44:00,251 I was only thinking of myself. 1519 01:44:00,834 --> 01:44:04,042 Do you maybe feel like forgiving me? 1520 01:44:05,459 --> 01:44:08,959 I'm sorry for saying that you were a loser. 1521 01:44:09,126 --> 01:44:12,417 You're dumb and ugly and have no taste whatsoever, 1522 01:44:12,584 --> 01:44:16,251 but you were such a dope princess, Bitch! 1523 01:44:16,417 --> 01:44:17,751 That was so sick! 1524 01:44:18,584 --> 01:44:20,501 I def forgive you. 1525 01:44:21,792 --> 01:44:24,542 It's going to be a cool fairy tale after all. 1526 01:44:45,417 --> 01:44:46,501 Write. 1527 01:44:48,626 --> 01:44:52,209 And the time came when the king was toppled. 1528 01:44:54,292 --> 01:44:58,126 The sisters freed the queen from the prison the king trapped her in. 1529 01:45:13,501 --> 01:45:15,751 Why did he trap you in there? 1530 01:45:16,417 --> 01:45:18,251 Because I wanted a divorce. 1531 01:45:18,709 --> 01:45:20,001 Thank you. 1532 01:45:20,167 --> 01:45:23,709 You showed us that we must all take our fates into our own hands. 1533 01:45:35,542 --> 01:45:37,042 My beloved people, 1534 01:45:37,209 --> 01:45:39,542 witches shall have equal rights. 1535 01:45:39,709 --> 01:45:42,459 All curses are lifted henceforth! 1536 01:45:44,042 --> 01:45:46,292 No child shall be brought into the world 1537 01:45:46,459 --> 01:45:48,459 without the aid of a sister. 1538 01:45:50,209 --> 01:45:52,626 From now on everyone can love who they please! 1539 01:45:57,167 --> 01:46:00,667 So, Wilderich, how about taking another shot at your upbringing? 1540 01:46:00,834 --> 01:46:03,626 - Gender neutral perhaps. - Sounds good. 1541 01:46:04,251 --> 01:46:07,334 Alvina, look that up in the encyclopedia of magic. 1542 01:46:07,501 --> 01:46:09,126 ... RAISE JENDER NEUTRAL... 1543 01:46:09,292 --> 01:46:13,001 Amalia, you shall become the first female knight at my round table. 1544 01:46:13,959 --> 01:46:15,084 Yay, Pea-bee! 1545 01:46:16,542 --> 01:46:18,292 I will defend Her Majesty 1546 01:46:18,459 --> 01:46:22,959 by my blue blood and fight anyone who endangers our newfound freedom. 1547 01:46:24,709 --> 01:46:26,126 I'd like to thank... 1548 01:46:29,167 --> 01:46:30,667 all of you 1549 01:46:31,209 --> 01:46:35,209 for your excitement about the beginning of a new era. 1550 01:46:35,751 --> 01:46:38,001 The era... of truth! 1551 01:46:58,251 --> 01:47:01,792 Well then, my bitches, the adventure is over. 1552 01:47:02,334 --> 01:47:06,751 You will be stripped of your memories so our world stays protected. 1553 01:47:06,917 --> 01:47:09,876 - Okay? - The reward for the chosen one. 1554 01:47:13,792 --> 01:47:14,876 Oh my God! 1555 01:47:15,584 --> 01:47:17,084 Wow! 1556 01:47:18,376 --> 01:47:21,584 Ah, but I'm not supposed to take it, am I? 1557 01:47:21,751 --> 01:47:24,126 Because then I'll be the ugly egocentric. 1558 01:47:24,292 --> 01:47:27,084 I'll take it anyway. No, just kidding. 1559 01:47:27,251 --> 01:47:29,084 Yes. Or no... Yes! 1560 01:47:29,251 --> 01:47:30,417 Not kidding. 1561 01:47:30,584 --> 01:47:32,084 No! 1562 01:47:32,792 --> 01:47:34,417 Kidding. 1563 01:47:36,042 --> 01:47:39,334 I thought I needed all that. Money, followers, success, 1564 01:47:39,501 --> 01:47:41,001 but to be honest... 1565 01:47:42,626 --> 01:47:44,167 Other things 1566 01:47:44,334 --> 01:47:46,001 really do matter more. 1567 01:47:46,876 --> 01:47:49,292 Friendship, for example, and freedom. 1568 01:47:50,001 --> 01:47:54,292 Yeah, so things I actually already had but never had to fight for. 1569 01:47:54,459 --> 01:47:55,667 Oh my God! 1570 01:47:55,834 --> 01:47:58,251 I've never felt so clever! 1571 01:47:59,209 --> 01:48:02,709 I think now I know how it feels when you've gone to college! 1572 01:48:02,876 --> 01:48:04,667 You spared me going to college! 1573 01:48:08,042 --> 01:48:11,042 But I'd like to keep my memories. 1574 01:48:11,584 --> 01:48:14,167 Don't make me forget who you are and what I created. 1575 01:48:14,876 --> 01:48:17,626 - I'd like to be proud of myself for once. - Pardon! 1576 01:48:17,792 --> 01:48:22,167 I'd like to forget it all, every bit of this nightmarish fairy tale. 1577 01:48:22,334 --> 01:48:23,334 No front. 1578 01:48:23,501 --> 01:48:26,251 And I'd like my content back, and my stories. 1579 01:48:26,417 --> 01:48:28,959 - Stories? - Yeah, what was on my phone. 1580 01:48:29,126 --> 01:48:30,251 My tales. 1581 01:48:30,417 --> 01:48:34,959 Of course, in the electric world you love our tales. 1582 01:48:39,501 --> 01:48:41,376 - Bye. - Farewell. 1583 01:48:48,667 --> 01:48:50,709 Why isn't she reading? 1584 01:48:51,501 --> 01:48:52,626 Keep reading! 1585 01:48:52,792 --> 01:48:54,584 Yes! 1586 01:48:54,751 --> 01:48:56,584 Keep reading! 1587 01:48:56,751 --> 01:48:58,126 The Queen of Thorns. 1588 01:49:01,501 --> 01:49:06,042 Your content, for the truth doesn't fit in a phony, Sparky. 1589 01:49:10,709 --> 01:49:13,542 "The Princess of Thorns returned... 1590 01:49:14,292 --> 01:49:15,834 to her world, 1591 01:49:16,001 --> 01:49:17,709 but she was never forgotten. 1592 01:49:17,876 --> 01:49:21,917 Fairy tale land built a statue of her as strong and pretty as she was 1593 01:49:22,084 --> 01:49:25,792 so that no child would forget it could change the world 1594 01:49:26,417 --> 01:49:29,167 if they only believe in themselves. 1595 01:49:29,334 --> 01:49:31,501 And if she hasn't gone offline, 1596 01:49:31,667 --> 01:49:34,542 then she lives on as one cool bitch." 1597 01:49:40,084 --> 01:49:42,292 - Thanks. - Dresses suck. 1598 01:49:42,459 --> 01:49:44,459 I want armor too. 1599 01:49:54,626 --> 01:49:56,126 Oh my God. Chanti! 1600 01:49:56,834 --> 01:49:58,417 You have 4,000 new followers. 1601 01:49:58,584 --> 01:50:01,167 - What? - They all shared your profile. 1602 01:50:01,334 --> 01:50:03,459 Oh my God! 1603 01:50:07,667 --> 01:50:10,001 - Celine, what did you think? - Pretty nice. 1604 01:50:10,167 --> 01:50:12,626 That princess was kind of like you. 1605 01:50:13,959 --> 01:50:16,376 Just cleverer and prettier, 1606 01:50:16,542 --> 01:50:18,167 and she got her life in order. 1607 01:50:18,334 --> 01:50:20,126 - Shut it! - Forget it! 1608 01:50:25,292 --> 01:50:27,084 - The agent! - Answer it. 1609 01:50:29,751 --> 01:50:32,126 - Hello? - Girl, you sent in an entry. 1610 01:50:32,292 --> 01:50:35,709 The club was a bit too edgy, but we checked your social media. 1611 01:50:35,876 --> 01:50:39,167 We saw how often yourprofile was shared during the reading. 1612 01:50:39,334 --> 01:50:42,167 You're trending, babe. That fairy tale's super fresh. 1613 01:50:42,334 --> 01:50:44,376 That's just what the customer wants. 1614 01:50:44,542 --> 01:50:46,584 But the Crunch Gum tastes like crap. 1615 01:50:46,751 --> 01:50:49,667 - Pardon me? - I'm not wasting my adventure on it. 1616 01:50:49,834 --> 01:50:52,667 - Is it the money? - Who do you think I am? 1617 01:50:52,834 --> 01:50:56,042 I've got 4K. Call me when you've got Gucci. 1618 01:50:56,209 --> 01:50:58,001 We offered 49 euros... 1619 01:51:01,126 --> 01:51:03,167 How did you think up this book? 1620 01:51:03,917 --> 01:51:07,709 With your help because you always knew there was more in me. 1621 01:51:07,876 --> 01:51:11,959 - Say what? - Hey, Chantal, that was really good. 1622 01:51:12,126 --> 01:51:14,459 And I've never seen them focus 1623 01:51:14,626 --> 01:51:16,417 on anything over 15 seconds long. 1624 01:51:16,584 --> 01:51:20,209 Oh God! Maybe I'll apply to be an educator in the Arche. 1625 01:51:20,376 --> 01:51:22,667 But that's totally... social. 1626 01:51:22,834 --> 01:51:24,751 Right? Yeah. 1627 01:51:24,917 --> 01:51:26,584 Hey, eggs in mustard sauce. 1628 01:51:31,084 --> 01:51:32,917 Who wants crepes with a shot? 1629 01:51:33,084 --> 01:51:35,459 Oh my God! The ones with a shot are the best. 1630 01:51:35,626 --> 01:51:38,417 - I want a double! - Me too! 1631 01:51:38,584 --> 01:51:39,876 Hold up. 1632 01:51:42,709 --> 01:51:44,751 I have a surprise for you, ugliness. 1633 01:51:47,376 --> 01:51:48,459 If as! 1634 01:51:49,709 --> 01:51:52,001 - From the law office? - Mm-hmm. 1635 01:51:52,167 --> 01:51:56,292 I wanted to wait and see if I got one, but I won't. 1636 01:51:56,959 --> 01:51:59,376 And I don't want you to miss out because of me. 1637 01:51:59,542 --> 01:52:01,417 You can't be serious, idiocy. 1638 01:52:02,709 --> 01:52:05,126 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1639 01:52:07,042 --> 01:52:09,084 But will you be angry if I do it alone? 1640 01:52:09,251 --> 01:52:10,667 No. 1641 01:52:10,834 --> 01:52:13,126 Because nothing can separate us. Nothing. 1642 01:52:13,626 --> 01:52:15,584 We'll always be there for each other. 1643 01:52:15,751 --> 01:52:17,417 I just know that. 1644 01:52:19,001 --> 01:52:21,626 You're the only follower who really counts. 1645 01:52:28,751 --> 01:52:29,751 Okay! 1646 01:52:31,042 --> 01:52:32,042 Whoa! 1647 01:52:32,209 --> 01:52:37,042 Yesterday you stole my sports bra and then sexted my brother, and today... 1648 01:52:38,251 --> 01:52:39,751 You're so different. 1649 01:52:40,292 --> 01:52:43,167 Why? Is there something wrong with my makeup? 1650 01:52:44,209 --> 01:52:46,042 Soon it'll all be gone. 1651 01:52:57,292 --> 01:52:58,792 Hey, that's mine! 1652 01:53:19,542 --> 01:53:21,209 Uh... Mom? 1653 01:53:21,376 --> 01:53:23,126 Do we have a new carpet? 1654 01:53:23,292 --> 01:53:24,709 What? 1655 01:53:27,834 --> 01:53:31,709 THAT WAS CHANTAL AND THE MAGIC KINGDOM 1656 01:55:40,001 --> 01:55:42,001 - Oh, the camera's rolling! - Go on. 1657 01:55:42,167 --> 01:55:44,042 Oh! Oh my God! 1658 01:55:44,209 --> 01:55:45,501 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1659 01:55:45,667 --> 01:55:48,251 Hello, I'm Chantal. 1660 01:55:49,042 --> 01:55:51,376 Then I give you kiss. 1661 01:55:56,667 --> 01:55:57,709 And action! 1662 01:55:57,876 --> 01:55:59,751 School already over? 1663 01:55:59,917 --> 01:56:03,751 - What are you doing with my skates? - I thought you were done coming here. 1664 01:56:04,251 --> 01:56:06,167 God, Celine, your older sister again. 1665 01:56:06,334 --> 01:56:08,334 Straight up Cardi B ordered from Wish. 1666 01:56:12,376 --> 01:56:15,792 - Let's film something! - Shit. You just startled me. 1667 01:56:18,667 --> 01:56:21,376 Princess, what is that devilish thing? 1668 01:56:23,334 --> 01:56:24,584 Huh? 1669 01:56:26,667 --> 01:56:28,959 He doesn't look that shitty. 1670 01:56:41,542 --> 01:56:42,834 What? 1671 01:56:46,084 --> 01:56:47,584 There you go. 1672 01:56:47,751 --> 01:56:50,334 ...sex advice and equal sexes, 1673 01:56:50,501 --> 01:56:52,876 we'll be dead. 1674 01:56:56,751 --> 01:56:58,376 - Tasty? - Mm-hmm. 1675 01:57:15,959 --> 01:57:17,334 When's she coming? 1676 01:57:17,501 --> 01:57:18,542 Cut! 1677 01:57:19,459 --> 01:57:22,209 Where have you been? Come on, we have to go! 1678 01:57:22,376 --> 01:57:24,501 Yeah, shorr dat I... shorry... 1679 01:57:25,376 --> 01:57:26,876 Shor dat... 1680 01:57:28,501 --> 01:57:31,042 - What? - I thought you believed in me. 1681 01:57:35,001 --> 01:57:36,501 What? 1682 01:57:41,667 --> 01:57:45,001 As a kid I saw Stephen King's breakfast... 1683 01:57:45,167 --> 01:57:47,251 You're not sending me... 1684 01:57:54,584 --> 01:57:56,167 - Did she laugh? - Yes. 1685 01:57:56,334 --> 01:57:58,917 No, but I did because it was just... 1686 01:57:59,959 --> 01:58:02,376 Hello, followers. 1687 01:58:02,542 --> 01:58:05,376 Zeynep and I are entering the world of witches. 1688 01:58:05,542 --> 01:58:08,792 Zeynep, you don't look scared. Huh? 1689 01:58:10,084 --> 01:58:13,209 Chanti? Chanti, no! We're going home! 1690 01:58:13,376 --> 01:58:15,417 He looks like... like... like... 1691 01:58:16,834 --> 01:58:18,459 He looks like... 1692 01:58:19,542 --> 01:58:21,792 - He looks like Danger! - Which one? 1693 01:58:22,917 --> 01:58:24,084 Again. 1694 01:58:24,251 --> 01:58:25,751 We have to do it again. 1695 01:58:25,917 --> 01:58:27,584 Oh! Not the vase! 1696 01:58:31,959 --> 01:58:33,376 Sorry. 1697 01:58:34,959 --> 01:58:38,084 Introduce yourself first if you don't send DMs! 1698 01:58:41,251 --> 01:58:42,876 Prince Bosco... No, this... 1699 01:58:55,376 --> 01:58:57,501 I hate this sword so much. 1700 01:59:10,126 --> 01:59:11,542 Oh shit! 1701 01:59:13,542 --> 01:59:15,292 He banged himself. 1702 01:59:34,376 --> 01:59:35,584 No! 1703 01:59:40,376 --> 01:59:42,167 No! Now go. 1704 01:59:42,334 --> 01:59:43,417 Ew! 1705 01:59:43,917 --> 01:59:45,126 No! 1706 01:59:46,542 --> 01:59:47,959 Oh... Go! 1707 01:59:48,584 --> 01:59:50,001 Come on. 1708 01:59:51,792 --> 01:59:55,334 We've reached it. The gate to the accursed world. 1709 01:59:58,417 --> 02:00:00,584 But I don't want to marry you! 1710 02:00:02,042 --> 02:00:03,167 Why not? 1711 02:00:05,126 --> 02:00:06,626 What you want... 1712 02:00:06,792 --> 02:00:08,251 Oh my God! 1713 02:00:08,417 --> 02:00:09,417 Again. 1714 02:00:09,584 --> 02:00:12,251 What you want is of no consequence, woman! 1715 02:00:19,459 --> 02:00:21,459 Where is the personality test? 1716 02:00:24,626 --> 02:00:27,501 Just a second, people. Sorry. Here! 1717 02:00:29,542 --> 02:00:31,417 Oh my God, boys! Hey! 1718 02:00:31,584 --> 02:00:33,542 It's really okay. 1719 02:00:34,459 --> 02:00:36,459 Oh my God! 1720 02:00:43,584 --> 02:00:47,167 "Mix it all together and scatter on portal when dry." 1721 02:00:47,709 --> 02:00:50,167 Oh my God! What happened? 1722 02:00:56,126 --> 02:00:57,292 A little swim. 1723 02:00:57,459 --> 02:00:58,876 Farewell. 1724 02:01:01,584 --> 02:01:04,834 - I have another line. - Oh, man, Sebastian! 1725 02:01:06,334 --> 02:01:07,751 Your hair! 1726 02:01:12,876 --> 02:01:15,751 I'm grateful that you saw it all through. 1727 02:01:15,917 --> 02:01:17,709 Okay, that was good. 1728 02:01:18,792 --> 02:01:20,626 I think I need help. 1729 02:01:23,209 --> 02:01:24,626 His arm. 1730 02:01:30,292 --> 02:01:31,584 No chance. 1731 02:01:35,376 --> 02:01:36,501 Look out. 1732 02:01:45,376 --> 02:01:47,001 Ah... 1733 02:01:47,167 --> 02:01:48,834 Oh my God, ew! 1734 02:01:49,001 --> 02:01:50,917 They're making sure... 1735 02:01:52,376 --> 02:01:53,584 Sorry. 1736 02:01:54,209 --> 02:01:56,334 It's crawling onto your face... Ah! 1737 02:01:56,501 --> 02:01:58,167 Pardon me. Sorry! 1738 02:02:00,834 --> 02:02:03,667 Okay. It's crawling back up. I'll... 1739 02:02:06,001 --> 02:02:07,709 Okay. Whew. Uh! 1740 02:02:10,084 --> 02:02:12,376 - You'd have to do something... - Look. 1741 02:02:12,542 --> 02:02:15,376 - What is it? - Go on, do that to her... 1742 02:02:16,792 --> 02:02:18,709 What is it? 1743 02:02:21,542 --> 02:02:23,542 Bye, sweethearts. I love you. 1744 02:02:23,709 --> 02:02:27,042 And remember: You're not ugly just 'cause you don't have likes. 1745 02:02:27,209 --> 02:02:29,959 We're all princesses. Bye! Your Chanti! 1746 02:02:30,126 --> 02:02:32,751 THE CHANTAL AND THE MAGIC KINGDOM TEAM THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 1747 02:02:32,917 --> 02:02:35,084 GET HOME SAFELY AND LET THE MAGIC HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE129499

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