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One, two, three, four...

Stay in row! Look up!

Straighten the back! Try to look like soldiers.

One, two, three, four...

Turn left.

Division hold!

Am I not like a father to you? Yessir, father.

I know your innermost thoughts. Yes, Sergeant Major. And sorry.

You march straight out until I give other orders.

Such a collection of sleepy marmots.

Division march!

They couldn't tell me the way to Bakkeballe, could they?

Follow the road for the first few kilometers,

until you come to the river, and then...

Division...

... hold!

Left about!

Gun by foot!

On one point, sergeants have something in common with elephants.

They never forget.

Step off!

15, come here.

There you have to see.

If I'm not mistaken, those are the new knots.

They are so cute. More tin men for the cannibal.

Sorry. How is the food?

It is well prepared, delicious, rich in vitamins and fatty.

We just never get time to eat it.

The soldiers are probably a little small this year.

Little? We were just as big as you when we started.

It is today that notice is given.

About what? About who is going to sergeant school.

You will probably become an angle grinder.

It could be that you will be picked. I will not.

You're a good marksman, so... So what?

It could just as well be that you also had to be a slave whipper.

They are a number too naughty.

Who? The new.

One was as long as two soldiers. He had to have a spanking.

They need to get the ears into the machine.

Yes, why not?

Attention in the room!

Off with the rags. Everything except the panties.

Get the wool bells off! Forward with the beauty of the body.

Hurry up.

I am superior doctor Petersen.

We had to look a little at your state of health.

That man needs a haircut. Yessir.

What are you in civilian life? Ballet master.

In the meat town?

Marking color.

The reaction test.

Shall we bring the case to the pointy?

Not bad. Maybe a little hysterical.

Then put your neck back. Mouth up.

I said: Back with the neck.

(whistle)

I'm not going that way.

Hurry up.

Hurry though.

You won't make it anyway.

It goes too slowly. You'd think you were a bunch of old wives.

In the rooms... race!

Get on... race!

16. Yessir, Sergeant Major.

Come over here.

One of the privates must help the doctor with the inspection of the new recruits.

It is them. But...

Report to the supervisor. Off!

Division, attention!

Gun over the right shoulder!

Right about! Division march!

Division to the left!

They fill in the rubrics while I dictate.

(there is a knock on the door)

Come in.

Height measurements.

Be seated over there.

Height: 169.

Where did it come from? It was the other doctor.

The other doctor? Yes, Doctor Petersen there.

Doctor Petersen?

If you have looked at them, I don't need to.

But perhaps you will assist me with a small collegial conference?

In place in the troops!

15, come here.

Imagine that you are on duty and I will come walking.

Give me your sharp cartridges.

Yes, if you stand like that and miss them.

Must a sentry soldier hand over his sharp cartridges?

11? No, not when you're on duty.

What would you have done if I had been a spy?

So it was just for fun. Yes, yes, it was just for fun.

We just wanted to see if they jumped on it.

The wise, fools the less wise. It wasn't meant like that.

We just thought they would benefit from getting their necks down a bit.

I then wanted to make a number where others bowed their heads.

What is it? Is there anything?

Does it hurt? Yes, maybe a little.

There need not be pain immediately.

Do you think it's something serious?

I don't think it's serious, but I don't like it.

Just say it, doctor.

Sit down.

Yes, like that. Now we take it quite easy.

There's no risk, right?

I promise you that you will get the blindfold off again.

And then we lie down.

Doctor Hansen?

Would you please take care of the patient?

Hold! What do you do when the changing of the guard approaches?

Looking forward, Sergeant Major. Scrub into the rank with you.

11, 13, come hither.

They have been taken to the sergeant's school.

Are you happy, then? Yes, Sergeant Major.

You should too. I said: They are also going to sergeant's school.

I didn't ask for that.

Step in!

Congratulations. Thanks.

You are brave. No one will put barbed wire around me.

Come back tomorrow and we'll have more cough syrup.

Division to the right!

Division to the left!

Left!

Walk!

Division hold!

Left about! Guns by foot!

Step off!

Have you got a cough? Haven't you just been to the doctor?

You should have asked him to look at your throat.

"Carfully crazy." It is a pure work of art.

The girls are waiting outside.

We cough off.

Now we have to see if the gals are there. They are.

Do you remember the premium bond we got from Aunt Anna?

Yes, sweet aunt Anna with the mustache.

Have we won 100,000? No, only 500.

It's nothing to talk about.

Did you say 500 lovely gold nuggets?

Yes, but I can't find it. Can't find it? Women.

May I propose a bad suggestion?

How about going home and look for it?

To live is to play in the lottery of fortune

but we don't want to win a sack with money in it

there are other joys than television, house, and car

for you and I found the way of happiness

a little luck is needed in the game of love

in the game we play there is only room for two

the winnings we will share a home in peace and quiet

a little boy and girl, we hope to get them

for you and I found the way of happiness

a little luck is needed in the game of love

You stood with the bond in hand. It was summer and that melody...

Yes, I had no jacket on. I put it in a music notebook. Poul has it. Off.

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

There you have to see. It's really Henrik in a military holster.

Hi with you, old man. Come up here.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I must introduce a guest: Henrik.

A musician, I will gladly entrust my trumpet.

How did it go?

The servant took the bond as a mortgage.

I guess I'd better watch the rest of the money.

Then we're going home. Yes, it probably snarls toward it.

We have to go home to the barracks now. Oh.

Don't you want to join in? No.

You'll be late. Now stop being stupid. You are just being punished.

Say hello to the sergeant-major and say I don't care, he can do whatever.

I don't like it with Ras. I don't either, but one can't interfere.

He probably regrets it when he's sober.

When the inspection comes, it has happened to him.

Can't you come up with something? Then we try to pick him up.

Ouch! Sissy-boy.

There he is.

Good night, gentlemen. We will be ready tomorrow at six o'clock.

We have to maneuver, and it won't be a walk in the woods.

(snoring)

I'll give him a walk in the woods, shall I.

Oh, how nervous I was. Hi-hi!

You don't laugh like that in the army. Short and military. Ha-ha!

Ras, you have to go home now. Stop bossing around with me.

We just think you should come along.

I'm done with that barrack. I'm done being a soldier.

Henrik and Ole try to fool the evening inspection, so they won't detect anything.

You guys are crazy. I owe 200 crowns, so I can't go.

Isn't there a hole in the fence where you can slip in?

Try to stop that milk truck. Say, your cart has broken down.

Karen, it's fine.

Ten minutes rest on the right side of the road.

You can smoke.

Smoke?

Thanks for the help.

It was the girls who fixed it. Otherwise I wouldn't have come either.

Can you see me as a sergeant? Our Lord preserved!

16. Yessir, Sergeant Major.

Have you sat on it?

You are aware that you are going to pay for it yourself?

Then it was a good thing, it wasn't the tank you were going to destroy.

Hold!

Where is Svendsen? Here.

First group follows me.

They lead the rest of the division and lead them to point 44.

Hold!

Sergeant Petersen. I have to take over the group for control.

Where is O located? Straight ahead.

Straighten on the gun mount. Look up.

Single column after me.

First Company to O.

Yes... Yes, thanks... understood... end.

Chief Sergeant Vaeldegaard reports.

We got an important assignment for you. Have you selected a group of your best people?

Here is the situation.

Here we are, and here are our own lines.

Situation: Nothing new from the enemy.

Task: Until objective 1 is taken, follow Attack Company Y.

They must not be in the enemy's lines.

You must not have private papers on you.

May I see your helmet net?

What do you have in your pockets? Cigarettes and matches.

And in that one?

It's just a little buddy. Is it not cute?

What do you have in that pocket?

Hole.

Your group must be a combat patrol.

They advance on orders. Assault Company Y deploys here.

You would think it was punctured.

I can''t hear what you say? I said, you'd think it was New Year's Eve.

I can''t hear what you say, you'd think it was New Year's Eve.

I'm a Chinese and now I'm skedaddling.

Wait here. I contact the tanks.

An enemy group 500 meters from the farm has stopped me.

Attack them!

Forward!

(gunshots)

What does the gentleman want for coffee? A plate for the legs.

Take care of them there.

Relax. There is nothing to be afraid of.

Up with you, wuss-boy.

Should we turn it around and tickle it on the belly? Then we just get into trouble.

Is there anyone at home?

How did he get in there? He was put in there as a child.

Do you have a door opener?

Sergeant Vaeldegaard? A message for you.

First group here for me. Bayonets away.

We must find their command post and, if possible, take a prisoner.

We go from here to Mindegaard and on to Bavnehigh.

We must be ready for departure in half an hour.

It is now 12.30.

Forward. What?

Hi.

Straight ahead. Enemy patrol. In position. Shoot!

(shots)

Forward.

Back.

It will be difficult to move on. I'm tired too.

Couldn't we go over to that farm til dark? It was a good idea.

Perhaps someone is ready with the coffee pot.

And then we can always bring the basses.

Hi.

Is your father at home?

Your mother? Mette.

Good day. Good day.

I had to ask from our sergeant major if we could hide here for a few hours.

It's a whole regiment, after all. We are just a group.

You are welcome to stay here on the farm. Thanks.

We'll stay here until dark. You must not leave the area of ​​the farm, but is allowed to put down equipment.

11, They take the guard. Yessir, Sergeant Major.

They live well out here in the country.

There is one more.

Come, Camilla. Now we both get busy.

Inger, are you all alone here? Yes, we are.

Three little girls like that?

We do what we can, we had a fellow, but we couldn't pay his wages.

Otherwise, I could imagine working here without the salary... if I could.

What time is it?

The beets are doing well this year.

Do you understand agriculture? Nah.

What do you order on a daily basis when you're not a soldier?

He is actually a soldier there too. Ras is going to sergeant school.

You will make an excellent sergeant. Surely, but nothing will come of it.

There is always something that cannot be avoided.

What time is it?

He is now sweet.

Yes, and it doesn't matter, he's shy. Shy?

Oh...

We'll probably never see them again. We are allowed to hope.

Pardon.

I just wanted to say thanks for this time. I came to say thanks, too.

What do you guys look like though? Then you don't notice us.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Buh!

It suits you to be a Negro. Will you let it be!

We will come again tomorrow. Promise me to get washed first.

Then we say hopefully see you again.

16. Yessir, Sergeant Major.

13, come here.

I share the group. They take command of one part.

I am not a commander. No, but you will.

They must locate the enemy command post and take a prisoner.

We will meet here tomorrow morning at seven o'clock.

If I'm not here, you move back to our own command post.

11, 12, 14, after me.

You must come with me. What should we?

On exploration. In that dark?

And then we must take a prisoner. We'll take a dozen each and devide them.

Fall down.

Continue.

The enemy.

We'll take him.

Go ahead and sit down.

Hold! Come up here.

They have been captured. We've got you covered.

Search him.

To the tree.

Where is Holger? Clasp close the gills.

Faster.

617, search them.

Let's just open up the goodie bag.

Good morning, boys. Thank you for carrying.

Mette, they have come back.

Are you going on a milk run in that outfit? Yes, and so what?

Maybe you're going to the prom?

It's past seven o'clock. I guess we have to move on.

Maybe Vaeldegaard will show up.

Maybe we could stay here a bit? And help the girls?

I help you and we help them. We help one another. Help!

They are all alone.

We'll probably get into a lot of trouble. I'll figure something out.

You also need to cool down a bit.

Waterman.

Hi again.

Hey. We'll be here for a few hours. Can I help with anything?

I have to go on a milking trip, and I can usually manage it alone.

Where is Inger? Maybe I can help her.

She is inside the kitchen. In the kitchen, yes...

They refuse themselves nothing. I was like that too when I was young.

What has happened now? They got taken prisoner.

Vaeldegaard has been captured. Hackedi, hackedu...

We better get back. Not now, don't have time.

May I come along? Yes, you can believe that.

I would like a friend as lovely as you

If what I tell you happens, the sun will probably shine like it does now

the girl I dream about is natural and loving and happy

if just now she came yes, then I say I don't know what

perhaps before the day ends, I'll encounter you on my way

if that miracle works, the rest goes like a breeze

because here there is peace and quiet, it is made for a sweet rendezvous

but you have to be two, so that's what I want now

a friend as lovely as you

Keep your eyes to yourself. Aah, shut up.

And you don't like to work. No, not on a daily basis.

I would like a friend as lovely as you

someone who is going the same way and wants to hold my hand just like now

everything looks bright today, the sun sends its warmest smile

watch the little flower flags unfold in the most festive style

you have beautiful freckles, make sure you keep them

they warm when it rains and call out the sun

and when you grow up one day, yes, I think I will be jealous

if someone else sang that he wants what I want now

a friend as lovely as you

Ras, do you love Mette? Better ask what Mette thinks.

Holger.

Stop it in the front!

Lieutenant Moeller, where did you take those prisoners?

Three kilometers from here.

A sergeant major and two privates. There are probably more in the patrol.

Bring the prisoners in for interrogation.

After me.

Should they be shot? No, it's just for fun.

And now we have to test whether we can free them.

You drive to the dairy and come back here.

And you help me. I don't want to get involved in that.

Of course you will.

It must be great to be a teacher, especially with all those children.

Sometimes it can be a little difficult.

But it will probably be easier when I get some myself.

Are you married? Married?

No, on the contrary.

Are you standing there waiting to be milked?

It is the same in all the taps. Why is cream so more expensive than milk?

Because the cow will not sit still on the small bottles.

I wanted to be a fireman when I was a little guy

but now I want to be a farmer because I love animals

when I sit and milk Marie on my little milking chair

then she becomes as sad as a heifer, see she shines like the sun

I wag my tail with eagerness. With the tail, she flicks away

and the bucket is filled to the brim in a minute

listen, you must follow better with time as your milk is fat and fine

but it happens sooner or later that you also give petrol

two eyes, giant heat you seem a bit stupid but nice

you have the same charm as the film's biggest star

when I sit and milk Marie, the time is never long

and if I get tired of being silent, yes, we'll sing a song

muh muh muh

muh muh muh, that song is so familiar

its use in the barn gives a higher fat percentage

our thoughts become happy and free like the sky's lark here

when we sit and milk Marie, nature is so close to us

Then you are ready for Bellahigh.

The enemy.

The enemy?

(there is a knock on the door)

It's an officer. He must not. I have to get away.

Inger, here you go.

My name is Captain Thomas Berg. May I borrow the phone?

An officer has just arrived with a white stripe on top of the ball.

Is he alone?

Come on in. Thank you.

God knows what he wants? Shouldn't we run away?

I have a better idea.

Yessir, Colonel.

I go up to point 37. No, Colonel.

Yes, of course, Colonel.

Yessir, Colonel. Farewell, Colonel.

Excuse me, Captain, but you have been captured.

It doesn't work. I mean, it's according to the regulations.

In a private living room? Yessir, Mr. Captain.

I demand to be brought before a referee.

Sorry, we can't. Then we will be discovered. What have you been thinking?

To keep you trapped here until dark.

We must wait for our sergeant major.

They should not be so sure that he will come back.

We must see to escape. Go ahead. Just go to war.

No more war.

Not right now.

Hey, soldier.

Hi.

Are you here and bored? I'm not bored, I'm on watch.

It must be sad to trudge back and forth like that.

Yes, but sometimes I trudge back first and then forward.

Then I also think better. What are you thinking about?

On something very interesting. So what is that?

I'm thinking of some small ones.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about those little ones.

Girls? What have?

Girls? No.

Matches. It is also very interesting.

What I know about toothpicks, it's not worth knowing.

I wish I was in "Quit or double." Do you think you could do it?

With shut eyes. If you knew what I have up here of toothpicks in numerical order.

Who invented the matches?

It was... and yet ... no, it wasn't him.

It was a completely different one. That is, it was a whole third.

The other died the year before.

I would be very wrong if it wasn't...

Well, the guy who invented the matches? I have forgotten his name just now.

Here's a toothpick. Now we're playing, you're up to "Quit or double."

Are you ready? Yes, very.

What kind of match is that? It is a... a burnt matchstick.

The end where the sulfur sits is charred.

So there is no doubt that it has been burnt.

It originates from a box of this size.

A so-called match box.

There are many different types of match boxes.

Something fell off there.

And you also have many different kinds of matches.

I can often name small matches, somewhat larger matches,

flat matches, which you use when you are flat,

and then you have a whole sea, but they usually get wet.

Now you get the penultimate question. You go into the thinking box.

How many matches are there in a match box?

Household box. I see...

Out.

Viking. Here is Little Brother. Signal follows.

Fire. Date time group: 04 09 05 Zulu.

Text characters : unclassified.

The enemy's command station is located at the number: 43109240.

Size: department. Type: tanks.

Text characters, shift. Here is Viking. Received. Finish.

What a lot of soldiers. Yes, there are many.

Fall down.

The captain must not see them.

Inger, now you have to help me. It is completely crazy.

They must not see the captain. You must hurry to him.

He must stay away from the window. It is important, Inger.

Regarding the party after the maneuver, what does the captain think?

Hakkedi hakkedu, hakkedi hakkedu...

Hakkedi hakkedu, hakkedi hakkedu...

Good day. Hello.

My name is First Lieutenant Moeller.

I'm... I know my name.

I'm just a little shy when I see such a fine soldier.

I'm sofie. I'm looking for Captain Berg.

Well, such a one? I must have seen an officer.

I say, "Where are you from?" "What do you care about?" he says.

He says, "Where do you come from?" and I say, "I'm from there."

"What are you doinbg tonight?" I say. "I won't," he says.

"I'm going to move on," he says, "and so should you."

Sorry for the inconvenience .

Stop boys. The enemy is gone.

It's hard to say goodbye.

We can also say see you again.

I wish you had a different attitude to life.

I'm a stubborn guy. You cannot change yourself.

I like being with you. I also like being with you.

In the same way, but I am also stubborn.

You must be when you can handle the work on the farm alone.

You need someone to help you. If only we had a tractor.

Can't you use a man instead of a tractor?

A tractor is good enough to do the job.

If there is to be a man here on the farm,

it must be a man who likes to order something.

A safe and solid man.

May I have an explanation as to why you are here?

I have located the enemy command post and can make a sketch of where.

And so we have freed three prisoners.

I ordered you to withdraw,

if I hadn't come before seven o'clock.

I can explain that, Sergeant Major.

We couldn't take the prisoner out of here in broad daylight.

The prisoner? What prisoner? An enemy captain.

Sergeant Major Vaeldegaard. My name is Captain Berg.

Are you in command of these soldiers? Yessir, Captain.

You can be satisfied with them.

Lieutenant Moeller!

579, keep an eye on the gates.

Sergeant Major, it looks like the roles have been reversed.

16?

(bang)

Company march!

Hold! Around!

Company, look right, look straight ahead, look left!

Company march!

That was also what I told him...

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow soldiers.

The show you are about to watch has been arranged by us.

When you jump soldier,

in my case 7, 18 meters without allowance,

and have been on maneuvers, one would like to thank the neighborhood hosts.

It is incredible what they have had to endure.

We have stepped in the spinach, and we have done in the needles.

Don't you think the girls are coming?

Aren't they invited? Do not know.

We can't...? We can then...

The first number is a well-known fiddler.

I have been asked to report him.

But why? He hasn't done anything to me. Report him? Never. On the contrary.

I would like to ask you to join me in giving him a warm welcome.

Stan Getz and Oscar Pettiford.

Hey. Hi.

I mean... hi.

The Vikings from Frederikssund

looting the country like a bunch of finance ministers.

Women and children must be evacuated immediately.

When the saints go marching in When the saints go marching in

I want to be in that number when the saints go marching in

when the sun refuses to shine when the sun refuses to shine

I want to be in that number when the saints go marching in

As the last number on the program comes the core of the Danish army.

No one has made as many conquests as these soldiers.

The Sergeant Major told me you have decided to go to school.

Is that right? Yes.

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