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No. Naughty. Naughty.

Cravensworth's Monster

has entered a remarkable
new phase of development.

He's horny.

- No.
- For a creature

entirely cobbled together

- with cadaver parts...
- Naughty boy.

...his drive to fornicate

is phenomenal.

Okay, just make it quick.

Like I said, he's horny.

So we have decided
this monster needs a bride.

So, we've started
building him a bride,

but with the...

And now he's going to town
on himself again.

Oh. Stay in the two-shot, please.

He's got his hand
in the cookie jar.

Stop fucking doing that.

- Now, where were we?
- Dude's horny.

♪♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪

♪♪ They have no use
for your song ♪

♪♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪

♪♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪

♪♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪

♪♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪

♪♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪

♪♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪

Guillermo and I have decided
to join forces

to fight crime together.

Technically, I have not agreed
to that yet.

Do you not like
the crime-fighting outfit

I got you
for your secret identity?

Are you ready, Cowboy Kid?

Let's clean up this city.

Very nice.

I don't think anyone's
gonna be afraid

of Kid Cowboy.

They will when
his partner shows up.

And who are you
supposed to be again?

They call me The Phantom Menace.

No. That's already taken.

Shit.

We will track down evildoers

from our secret
underground lair.

Wow. Look at that.

Wh-Where exactly is this lair?

Deep, deep under the ground,

like 1,000 feet down
under the house.

- Uh-huh.
- Now, there will be
a secret lever

on my coffin.

When I pull it,

the floor opens up,
and the coffin

goes down, like an elevator.

- That's cool.
- Mm.

- Thank you.
- I don't think
you need a lair, though.

Then where am I supposed
to put my super computer?

- Hmm?
- Your what?

My super computer.

The lair is really the best bit.

Sounds fun, but I think I know
how this ends up.

This ends up
with me doing all the work.

- It's gonna be
equal partnership.
- How so?

- You do some stuff.
I do some stuff.
- Got it. Great.

Settled.

Then, if I am too busy, then
you can do some of my stuff.

There it is.

We've assembled about 90%

of the Monster's bride-to-be,

but once again,
we need the right head.

Fortunately, the Monster
has shown us his preference.

He's made it pretty obvious
which way he swings.

For you, me lady.

Right. It appears our Monster

has just torn off his own penis

and presented it
to The Guide as a gift.

Again.

This dude loves The Guide,

but so does Nandor,

and so, we've asked Nadja

to see if he would mind
if The Guide... you know.

Hmm... How do I put this?

I mean, I do think

that there is a part of
The Guide that does love Nandor.

- Mm.
- So, how's about,

with the parts
that don't love you,

maybe we do something else
with those.

Sorry, what?
What do you mean by that?

We're hoping he won't object

to The Guide donating her head

for the creation of the bride
of Cravensworth's Monster.

And her-her...

And her... boobs.

I mean, most of her...
attributes, and--

- I think we're done.
- What's that?

I think
we've got everything we need.

- Oh?
- All right. Absolutely.

Good stuff.

If you had to pick a part

that you wanted...

- Mm-hmm.
- - I think we have what we need.

Oh. Sure.

- Oh, okay, yeah. Um...
- No problemo.

- Take my microphone there.
- Have a good one.

Thank you.

There we go.

Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.

- Hey.
- Wassup?

What's going on? I just heard
the crew saying

that the documentary is ending?

The-- What?

Well, it has been
six years, Guillermo.

They said they have
enough footage now.

Why? We're in the middle

of everything, and just--
that's it?

- Like... it's done?
- Well, you know,

- all good things must come to an end.
- - Preach.

Does anyone else feel
a draft in here?

- I felt something.
- - Okay, what are we doing?

- What's our game plan here?
- I don't know.

We could throw another log
on the fireplace.

- No, not that.
- Or wrap ourselves up
in a cozy quilt.

No, you guys, don't you think
it's weird that we've been

doing this, and it's
all of a sudden just ending?

Just, poof, it's just done.
It all ends. What?

This is not the end of anything.

We will keep doing

what we always do.

It's just these, um,
camera, microphone people

will no longer be filming it.

Well, that's what I'm talking
about. You know, we've been

doing this for so long, like,
years of our lives, like,

don't you think
it's a little weird...

Laszlo!

Maybe not quite now.

Guillermo clearly needs
his diaper changing.

I'm not wearing a diaper.
It's just that it's so

sudden, you know, and--
When were you gonna tell me,

by the way?
Were you ever gonna tell me?

Am I the last person to know?
All of a sudden,

it's just, poof!

It's hardly gone poof,
Guillermo.

- Okay.
- The crew will be filming

for at least another couple
of hours to get some B-roll.

You're leaving
in a couple of hours?

Yes, at sunrise.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

That reminds me,
get some B-roll footage

of me reading this big book.

Eh, Guillermo, you know,

two hours is more than enough
to finish anything

you could possibly want to do
for the cameras.

Do you want to do a little
show-and-tell for us?

Or maybe, uh,
you could sing a little song.

My lady wife's right.
Sing a little song.

Do a little dance.

- Yeah, do a jig. Come on, jig.
- Go on.

Come on, boy, dance.

- Take 'em off.
- It's getting hot in here,

and I'm gonna get
some fresh air.

- You've got the best moves.
- Do a dance.

- Let's see what you've got.
- Dance! Dance!

- Dance! Dance!
- Yeah, do a jig.

- Dance, boy.
- Shake it.
- Bye, bitch.

Nandor.

- Hmm? I...
- A private moment, please.

Come on.

Excuse us.

You need to go and talk
to Guillermo now.

I was doing my B-roll.

Uh, what about this, guys?

Is this good for the edit?

- Hmm...
- Nandor!

Listen to me.

I have actually learned a lot

about human psychology

from doing my, uh,
big Wall Street job,

and I can tell that

Guillermo is actually very sad
about the documentary ending.

Eh, he will get over it.

Or maybe he won't.

I guess we'll never know.

Kidding. We will know,

but you will not because
you didn't bother filming it.

- Don't be rude.
- What about...

Yes. Something like, uh...

- How's this? Is this anything?
- Nandor! I'm serious.

These last six years
are the only

slightly exciting thing
to ever happen to Guillermo

in his whole sad life.

- What?
- You know, it is like

the cameras
pretending to film him,

it made him feel like
he was as important as we are.

Mm...

It's like when you put
a little raincoat on a dog,

and the dog is walking around
thinking, "Oh!

Woof, woof.
I am like a little human."

"I've got a coat on."
But they're not.

They're just a little shit dog.

That is Guillermo,

and he's not going
to have any of that anymore.

But I'm sure
something interesting

will happen
to Guillermo eventually.

Fine.

I will fix.

How are you guys doing
with this whole thing ending?

Do you need to talk to someone
or...? 'Cause I'm here.

There, there, buddy.

Listen, you know I'm not

the most sentimental S.O.B.
on the planet, but, uh,

one time when I was down,

a wise man said something that

really put it all
into perspective.

What'd he say?

"Don't cry because it's over,

smile because it happened."

I think I read that on a mug,

- but thank you.
That's very nice.
- Sure.

Knock, knock, knock,
knock, knocking.

Colin Robinson, would you mind
if I had a word with Guillermo?

No, not at all. We're done.

- Thank you, Colin.
- Yeah.

Don't-don't hug me.

Guillermo,

I know that this is
a big change for you.

But in life, we always
go through big changes.

For example,
when I was a young boy,

my favorite color was red.

But now, my favorite color
is orange.

Sorry, just remembered
one thing.

- Yeah.
- "It's not

"the number of breaths we take,

but the number of moments
that take our breath away."

That's nice. Thank you.

All right. Later.

Goodbyes are hard.

Yeah.

I once waved farewell

to a departing train
for over three hours.

And then I realized
that it wasn't a train at all.

It was a flatbed truck
full of porta-potties.

- One more quick one--
- I'm talking here.

"We laughed until we had to cry.

"We loved right down
to our last goodbye.

We were the best."
St. Elmo's Fire. 1985.

Okay. Later.

Guillermo...

things end.

And that hurts.

It's just the suddenness
of it all.

It just is hitting me
so quickly, you know?

I just have all these feelings--

- Uh, Guillermo,
you're Irish, right?
- No.

Okay, great, then you probably
haven't heard this one.

"May the road rise up
to meet you.

"May the wind
be always at your back.

May the sun..."

Fuck, I always forget this part.

Yeah, why don't you
think about it

and come back, or just not.

All right,
I'll leave you guys to it.

Where was I?
I can't even remember

what the fuck I was saying.

You were saying that...

- ...goodbyes are hard.
- Yes.

So why don't you stop
being a little bitch,

come downstairs,

and we can all be together

during your hour of need.

House meeting, house meeting!

Oh, good, you are all here.

- Excellent.
- Excuse me.

Uh, house meeting
item number one:

I want to talk about
general hygiene in the cell.

Please finish
a whole victim first

before moving on
to the next one, okay?

- Oh, yeah, that's nasty.
- Copy that.

- Shove it up your arsehole.
- Just do it.

What else do we have here?

Ah, yes, house meeting item
number two:

It has come to my attention
that Guillermo

has become very emotional

because the documentary
is ending.

No, I'll be fine, thank you.

- You are not fine,
you're a blubbering mess.
- I'm fine.

And I think
we should discuss it.

Gizmo's become

addicted to the limelight,

- quite obviously.
- What?

- No, I haven't.
- - He is but a walking shadow.

A poor player,
who struts and frets

his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more.

Laszlo, that is so profound.

Thank you very much.

I just thought of it
a second ago.

You know what,
one time I did see Guillermo

take a little can
of Pringles off

the table of snacks
that the documentary crew uses,

so maybe he's worried

that he won't be able
to steal food anymore?

- Not stealing.
- No, he's sad because

he has to end his secret affair
with Nate the Boom Operator.

- Ooh!
- - Guillermo, you dirty dog!

- What?
- - You know, another time I saw Guillermo

as many Tic Tacs

- as he could fit in his hands.
- Okay...

You people know nothing
about human psychologies.

Guillermo is afraid

that he has wasted 16 years
of his life serving us,

and it has prevented him
from growing

- or changing in any way.
- Good point.

The ending of this documentary

is giving him
a preview of the ending

of his own frail, human life.

Does that sound right, Gizmo?
Does that resonate?

I think the question that
Gizmo is asking himself is:

To be or not to be?

Because that is the question

Gizmo is asking himself.

So eloquent.

Again, just off
the top of my head.

Just gonna circle
back to what I was saying.

Guillermo is very worried

that he will feel
equally as unfulfilled

by his own life's
journey and meaning.

Be well, everyone.

- It's not--
- I know what it is.

It's Greg the A-Camera Operator.

Right? Is it Greg
the A-Camera Operator

- that you've been secretly fucking?
- - No.

And does Nate the Boom Operator
know about this?

- I'm not having affairs with anyone.
- - Or is it Frank the grip

that looks a lot like Nandor?

He doesn't look like me.

No, that's not it, uh, no.

No offense. You must get upset
that things end, right?

Wouldn't mind if this
house meeting ended soon.

Well, so what
if the documentary ends?

Before you know it,

a new documentary crew
will come in

and make a whole new
documentary about us.

Well, that seems
highly unlikely.

Excuse me, this is not even

the first documentary
that was made about us.

What?

House meeting, house meeting!

Oh, good, you are all here.
Excellent.

Right, uh, house meeting
item number one:

I want to talk about
general hygiene in the cell.

Please, please, please
finish a whole victim

before moving on
to the next, okay?

I wouldn't have to keep saying

if you just did it.

Jerry, yes, new business?

- Extremely old business.
- Hmm?

I really think we need
to start making

more progress
conquering America.

Um, hello, we have been making
some progress.

We've already got
part of Ashley Street.

Laszlo, are you hearing this?

Yes, yes, very good, thank you.

That's it.

- Wait. Where are you going?
- I'll tell you

where I'm going:
I'm going into super-slumber.

He was always saying that.

The cheek on him.

Laszlo, hello?

- Eureka!
- What?

I've got it!

Now, if I increase the voltage

to the diaphragm muscles,
the heart should start beating

of its own accord.

Much like this.

Oh, fucking hell.

- Oh, Laszlo.
- Oh, hey.

There's an article here
on the water main break

"'That was the worst flood
I've seen

"since the Great Flood of 1892,'

said local resident
Nandor Lee, a dentist."

Nandor, you fucking idiot!

Now everyone's got to know
that we are vampires

and that we have lived here
from hundreds of years!

Everyone grab their disguises.

We've got to hit the road
before they come for us.

Everybody, grab your go-bags!

No! This is where we make
our final stand!

Damn it!

Maybe they don't think
we are vampires.

I just said that I am a dentist.

No, you idiot!

You said,
"Nandor the Relentless."

They thought you said,
"Nandor Lee, a dentist."

- Shit.
- Who the fuck are you

and how the fuck
did you get in here?

And a pleasure to meet you,
young lady.

My name's Daytona.

Jackie Daytona.

And I hail from Tucson.

Tucson, Arizonia.

Is this guy here to kill us?

- It's me, Laszlo.
- Oh!

Laszlo, did you just see
the very sexy man from Arizonia?

You know what, never mind,
we have to go and hit the road.

- Yes, we should.
- No, I surrender to no one.

- I got to do
one more thing, my darling.
- Leave it!

She thinks I'm gonna leave here
without my witch's skin hat.

- Well, that would be bullshit.
- I'm standing my ground!

Wow.

A lot of the stuff that happened
while I was here

happened before.

I mean, there was
no me in there,

but I was having
very fun adventures.

- So did the documentary ever come out?
- - No.

They filmed us for ten years,
but then they decided

that they didn't have
enough good material.

Yeah, said it's just a bunch
of boring people doing

the same old shit day after day,
nothing changes,

no one ever grows,
it's pointless, yada, yada.

- That, too.
- See, this is what I've been
trying to say, you know?

We've gotten a second chance

to set the record straight
on-on vampire life.

You can't stop filming just...
Not now.

They haven't even
scratched the surface,

you know, of the glory
and majesty of vampirism.

- They haven't even really...
- Guillermo. Guillermo, sweetie?

Would you mind if I used
my deep understanding

human psychologies to offer up
some help for you?

- No, thank you, I'm fine, Nadja.
- Okay, well,
I'm gonna do it anyway.

I want you to know that I'm
talking with you, not at you.

- Thank you.
- And I say this with love.

It's over!

- Did you receive that, or...
- What?!

If you really feel like you need
a special ending to this,

you have about an hour
to make it hap'n, cap'n.

Actually, now,
about a half hour.

Why don't you do that little
dance you've been dying to do,

then we can call it a night.

- Dance! Dance!
- Come on, boy, dance!

Dance! Dance! Dance!

Stop! We need an ending,
it has to be good, okay?

It has to be good
and it has mean something.

Give viewers emotional closure.

He's absolutely right.

A lot of shows biff it when it
comes to sticking the landing.

I can't tell you
how many comments

I've written
about this very topic.

Check me out
in the discussion threads

on Reddit, IndieWire,
Variety, Deadline,

TV Guide, TV Insider,
IMDb, Hollywood Reporter,

- Den of Geek...
- Ooh! Ooh!

I just got the perfect ending.

Great.

- Mm-hmm?
- Guillermo becomes a vampire.

- Fuck me.
- We did that already, last year.

- Did we?
- Yes, we did.

We turned Guillermo
into a vampire...

...and then Guillermo decided

- "I don't want
to be a vampire anymore."
- Okay...

So we had to turn him back
again. Took fucking ages.

Really should have finished
filming at that point, I think.

- Great out.
- Okay, come on. There has to be

something we've learned
over the past six years.

You know, how we've grown.

Life lesson.
What have we learned?

Don't turn Guillermo
into a fucking vampire.

Okay. Anyone else?

Uh...

A lesson we've learned.

How we've grown,
how we've changed.

Right?

Anyone?

Laszlo, come on.
You're a man of science.

Surely you must have learned
something.

Mm. All right, then.

♪♪ We've had lots of laughs ♪

Okay.

♪♪ Sucked lots of blood! ♪

Yeah.

And then fucked each other
senseless.

- How's that?
- Very nice.

Good. That's good.

Anyone else. The-The Guide.

You know what, sure.
I-I think I might have

- something to contribute.
- Thank you.

- Great.
- All right.

So, all of us in this room
are immigrants.

- Mm.
- We have come from far-off lands

to this New World
for a fresh start.

- Mm.
- And even though
we're vampires...

- Some of us.
- ...this country would not be

what it is without us.

And we would not be who we are

without this country.

- Mm.
- Yes. Mm.
- Yeah.

- That's beautiful.
- But lately,

it seems like there are
a lot of other immigrants

entering this great country
illegally.

- Okay. I don't think we want
to end on that note.
- And we cannot-- What?

- I'm just saying--
- So, uh, Colin, how 'bout you?

- What have you learned?
- MAGAFV.

- Well-- - What?
- MAGAFV.

Make America Great Again
For Vampires.

We got to--
We need to edit that part out.

- And probably burn that thing...
- Oh, my big boy.

This really is so much simpler
than you are making it.

If you really need
this special ending,

hello, I'm a vampire--
I can just hypnotize everyone

who watches this
and give them the ending

they would find most satisfying.

How would that even work?

Like this.

You who are watching this
will now see

the most perfect ending
you could possibly imagine

with your simple,
little human minds...

Honey?

- Honey, wake up.
- Hmm?

You won't believe
the dream I just had.

Don't you want to hear about it?

All right, Nandor. What is it?

I was a vampire,

and I lived
with a bunch of other vampires

in this old house
in Staten Island.

I'm happy for you. Good night.

Nothing... nothing made sense
in this place.

There was this vampire couple.

He was like an old-timey
British-type guy

and his wife was from
this small Mediterranean island,

and she was, like,
super aggressive

and cleverer than me.

And there was this bald guy

who was, like, really boring,

but on purpose.

And you were like
my butler or something.

Well, that settles it.

No more Japanese food
before you go to bed.

Good night.

And we were all having sex
with each other all the time.

- Not with you, Guillermo.
- Go back to sleep.

Good night, honey.

So, will the hypnosis work?

Probably? Maybe?

I mean, I did use
very extra powerful hypnosis,

so anyone who watches, its IQ
will drop by ten to 20 points

due to their brain scramblies,

but that's the price
of business, is it not?

I, uh, I actually have
something I'd like to say,

regarding what I've learned
these past few years.

We're born into families,

and-and my family
wasn't-wasn't great.

But we also have
our chosen families,

the people who we choose

- to surround ourselves with.
- Mm.

They may not be
your blood relatives,

but they look out for you
and-and you look out for them.

And they accept you
for who you are

and lift you up
when y-you're down.

Being here tonight with you guys
makes me realize, um...

- There, there.
- ...makes me realize

how much I dearly miss
my chosen family,

who all died in a steamboat
accident in 1906,

leaving me with no choice
but to hang out

- with you stinky turds.
- Okay, you know what?

- I tried and...
- - No, you know what, Guillermo?

You are right.

This is an important moment,

and it requires
important words.

Excuse me?

I, too, like Colin Robinson,
have been thinking

not just about this world,
but my own life.

From my humble beginnings as
a foot soldier in Al Quolanudar

to my reign of terror
as a great warrior,

pillaging and killing.

I was riding my horse.

From...

from becoming a vampire

to arriving in this land
of plenty,

I have lived a full life.

But there's always been
something missing.

And it is now that I've realized
what that something is.

An underground crime-fighting
lair accessible only

by an elevator-coffin thingy--

No, hear me out:

Use a lever in the coffin,
you pull it,

- the floor opens up...
- Okay. Okay.

...and the coffin dives down.

- Okay.
- I'm talking here.

Well, I feel like you've only
thought about this

for the last two weeks.

Thank you for shitting
on my dream.

- I wasn't sh--
- In fact, you know,

that's a really good name
for this documentary.

"Thank You for Shitting
All Over My Dream."

Okay, fine. You know what?

- I'm out.
- Wait, no, Guillermo.

Why don't you tell us
what you've learned?

Better still,
why don't you tell us

- in song?
- Oh, yes.

And you can do
a little dance as well.

- Yeah, and a jig, do a jig.
- Dance, boy.

Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance, dance--

Silence!

There'll be no dancing
or jigging

or singing.

Guillermo, you have the floor.

Speak from the heart.

Okay.

I believe in you.

- Thank you.
- Make it good.

- I guess--
- For the camera.

Okay.

- I guess--
- For that camera.

- I guess--
- Sounds perfect.

Um, so...

I guess I came to this house

because I wanted
to be a vampire.

And I became one.

Well, briefly.

It just wasn't for me, um...

But I stayed in the house.

And why did I stay? Well...

I mean, for 16 years
I was chasing this dream,

you know, and when
that dream was...

...gone, I still stayed.

My darling, what is he doing?

- He's fucking that bear.
- I think...

humans like to think
that we have thousands of roads

- we can choose from, right?
- Can you make him stop?

- You only have two, really.
- I don't think I can.

- He'll stop
when he's finished...
- You're only always leaving home

or you're always
coming back to home.

- I don't mind that he's humping the bear...
- What is home?

Glad you asked.
Home is essentially...

...but it seems like
he's making eye contact with me

- directly while he does it.
- ...where your friends are.

- Friends...
- Maybe don't make
eye contact with him

- and he'll stop humping it.
- Sorry, are you hearing me?

Is the mic gonna pick it up?
Just...

- I was talking. Friends...
- Guide lady, look, me.

...who are there

- to build you up, you know?
- Worth a try.

They are there to support you.
They weren't just...

You know, I was
finding this annoying, but...

They're there,
they become a part of you.

But now I'm finding it
very erotic.

They've made you who you are.

They are your everything.

He found
a hole somewhere.

Thank you.

Oh, okay.

I guess they're clapping
for the Monster

and whatever they did
with the bear.

Guillermo, you won't believe
what just happened.

The Monster fucked that bear.

Some wild and wacky stuff.

Okay, and now he's ripped
his penis off.

- Oh, no.
- - He's handing it to The Guide.

And they say romance is dead.

Well, if Gizmo is not
gonna sing...

- Cheers.
- ...then I might.

- Yeah. No.
- I'd love
to sing a song.

Want to join?

You guys go ahead.

♪♪ We'll meet again ♪

♪♪ Don't know where ♪

♪♪ Don't know when... ♪

Everyone join in.

♪♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪

♪♪ Some sunny day ♪

♪♪ Keep smiling through ♪

♪♪ Just like you ♪

♪♪ Always do ♪

♪♪ Till the blue skies
drive the dark clouds ♪

♪♪ Far away ♪

Everyone except The Guide!

♪♪ So will you please say hello ♪

♪♪ To the folks that I know ♪

♪♪ Tell them it won't be long. ♪

Guillermo, I was very moved
by your final words of wisdom

to camera.

Thank you.

To be honest, Guillermo,

I was also a little sad

when they said
the documentary was ending.

But after giving it
a lot of thought,

I think it's a good thing that

the cameras aren't filming us
all the time.

Why's that?

Lots of reasons.

S... Such as?

You know those big lights
that they use when they film us?

- Mm-hmm.
- Sometimes they get too hot.

When they do,
they give off a smell.

And when I smell that smell,

I think my hair's on fire.

So I definitely won't miss that.

And how 'bout one...

one of the other reasons?

Actually, no, that's it.

Mm...

- Wait.
- Yes?

I think you should know that...

...tomorrow, when you wake up...

...I won't be here.

What even are you talking about,
Guillermo?

It's time to move on.

It's been time for me
to move on for...

quite a while now.

And with...

...the documentary
and everything ending...

I mean, what other kind of sign
do I need from the universe?

So, I'm going...

to do that.

But what about us joining forces

and fighting crime
in a coequal partnership,

operating out
of a hidden underground lair

accessible exclusively
by a top-secret coffin elevator?

Tell you what...

- ...wherever I go...
- Hmm?

...wherever I am,

- I'll look at the news
every night.
- Hmm.

And if I ever hear
of some magnificent,

fearsome half-man, half-bat

bringing evildoers to justice...

...I'll know who that was.

Because it will be me.

Yeah.
That's kind of what I meant.

Goodbye, Guillermo.

Goodbye, Master.

You can call me "Nandor."

I know.

But you'll always be "Master"
to me.

♪♪ We'll meet again ♪

♪♪ Don't know where ♪

♪♪ Don't know when ♪

♪♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪

♪♪ Some sunny day ♪

♪♪ Keep smiling through ♪

♪♪ Just like you always do ♪

♪♪ Till the blue skies ♪

♪♪ Drive the dark clouds
far away ♪

♪♪ So will you please say hello ♪

♪♪ To the folks that I know ♪

♪♪ Tell them I won't be long ♪

- ♪♪ They'll be happy to know ♪
- Tail slate.

♪♪ That as you saw me go ♪

- ♪♪ I was singing this song ♪
- Ladder.

♪♪ We'll meet again ♪

- Mark it.
- ♪♪ Don't know where ♪

♪♪ Don't know when ♪

♪♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪

- ♪♪ Some sunny day... ♪
- Hi, sorry. Excuse me.

Sorry. Sorry, guys.

Sorry. Just a minute.
I need to...

Hold the work.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Sorry.

Guillermo, I thought
I'd never see you again.

No, I just
said those things because

I wanted to give
the documentary an ending.

So we can commence with

our crime-fighting partnership?

No.

I really do need
to do my own thing.

But... just because
we don't work together

doesn't mean
we can't be friends.

Friends.

Yeah.

Guillermo,
I have never allowed you

to do this before, but...

...come and sit with me
inside my coffin.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh...

To be friends would be cool.

But you know
what would be really cool?

What?

Are you kidding me?

What? When did you do this?

I've been working on it a while.

Well, does it work?

There's only
one way to find out.

- Guillermo, let's roll.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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♪♪ Say goodbye to Hollywood ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye, my baby ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye to Hollywood ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye, my baby ♪

Now, before we go
into the reading of the...

So, this is a rough cut, right?

You're open to notes?

Shh, Colin Robinson.

Please, finish a whole victim

before moving on
to a next one, okay?

I do say that a lot, don't I?

So, this is going
to be on the television?

I bloody hope not.

Well, I get the gist.

It's not hygienic!

I think I do, too.

♪♪ Life is a series of
hellos and goodbyes ♪

♪♪ I'm afraid it's time
for goodbye again ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye to Hollywood ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye, my baby ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye to Hollywood ♪

♪♪ Say goodbye ♪

♪♪ My baby. ♪