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Hola, damas y caballeros.
Bienvenidos. I'm Chuy.
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Can I get you all started
with some margaritas?
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Oh, God yes.
Margarita me.
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16 ounces or 24?
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You know what? It's been
one of those weeks at work.
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I'll take a 24.
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(laughs)
Ooh, me, too.
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Turn up.
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Just make mine
skinny.
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Um, I'll have a Coke
and the car keys.
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Hey, guys, this round's on me.
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Daphne is officially enrolled
in day care,
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and that means that Marty's
paternity leave is finally over.
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(Gemma laughs)
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Aw. I think it's sweet
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how you miss working
with your baby boy.
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(scoffs) What I miss
is leaving at 3:00.
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(chuckles)
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Well, good for you, Calvin,
but, you know,
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we have reason
to celebrate, too.
Ooh.
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Our little amigo
Grovercito
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got an A on his
Spanish paper.
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What? Congrats! All right now.
CALVIN: Okay, Grover.
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Okay, four margaritas,
and a skinny for the gentleman.
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Ah, gracias.
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Uh, can I interest you all
in some appetizers?
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Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
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Oh, you know what?
Grover,
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why don't you use
some of that grade-A Spanish
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to order us some starters?
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Ah, yes.
Yeah.
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Okay, I can do that.
(clears throat)
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Hola, Chuy.
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Whoa!
(others cheer)
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He's fluent.
He's fluent.
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Right.
(laughs)
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Quiero nachos en biblioteca
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y chaqueta de naranja.
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Okay. Uh, you ordered nachos
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in a library
with an orange jacket.
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I don't think so.
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(laughs)
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He-He's just getting
warmed up, right?
Yeah.
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Tal vez quieras guacamole?
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Um, zapatos con queso.
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And that'll be
for the whole table.
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Grover, y-you just ordered
cheese shoes for the table.
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You know, I'm-I'm just good
with anything.
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Um, I've got to go use el pollo.
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Even I know the boy just said
he's going to use the chicken.
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Yeah.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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♪ ♪
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I can't. I can't do it.
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I can't
send Daphne
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to a place like this.
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Look at these Yelp reviews
for Miss Sandra's Day Care.
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Uh...
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Didn't you pick this place
because of the reviews?
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Yes, yes, but-but
look at this.
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All five stars?
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(laughs) There's no way
that's legit.
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No, no, you see,
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the place you want is one
that has four and a half stars.
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Marty, you had her enrolled
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in the place
with four and a half stars
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and you cancelled it
because it wasn't good enough.
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No, no, no, that's 'cause
I visited it, Dad.
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That place had monkey bars.
Monkey bars.
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What's wrong with monkey bars?
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Nothing, if you like
dislocated baby shoulders.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
we're back at square one.
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Monday is out.
Okay, uh, Marty,
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you've cancelled
on five different places.
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This could go on forever.
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No day care's
gonna be good enough.
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It's just such
a leap of faith, Dad.
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Leaving my baby
with strangers.
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You know, I agree, Marty.
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Who could leave this
precious, little angel?
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Oh, look at those little boogie
woogies in your nosey wosey.
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You know...
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you guys make a good point.
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And I just wish there was
somebody that Daphne knew
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who could spend time with her
her during the day and...
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feed her, play games with her
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and read her a book. Hey...
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Take her to the zoo,
clean that little nosey wosey.
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(both laugh)
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You know what? I have
got a crazy idea.
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Oh, really?
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Why don't
I watch Daphne?
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(stammers)
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Now, that is crazy right there.
I mean...
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Even though I can't think
of a better idea,
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that's the thing about it.
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I can't think of anything.
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Mom, Mom,
that would be so great.
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Yeah.
But-but your job.
What will you tell Gemma?
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Ain't nobody thinking
about no damn Gemma.
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I'm sorry, I just get
very passionate
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when I'm talking
about my family.
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I mean, it wouldn't
be forever.
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She's just so
little right now.
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Yes, she is.
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See you at work Monday, son.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey Malcolm.
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Somebody's in a good mood.
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Who, me? Uh, it ain't
no big deal, Mama.
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I'm just a
published author.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, somebody spit up.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, I just, uh,
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I wrote a story in my
creative writing class...
Here's a wipe.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, as I
was saying,
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the-the professor, she liked it
so much, she suggested
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I submit it to the USC literary
quarterly, The Trojan Horse.
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Do you have the unscented ones?
I hate these.
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The Trojan Horse, I said,
and they published it.
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You know, I remember
the last time
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you was in The Trojan Horse.
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You'd hit that walk-off
against Oregon State.
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MALCOLM:
Oh, no.
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No, that was
the Daily Trojan, Pop.
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You know, I knew it was
the Trojan something like...
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No, no, that was
a school newspaper, Pop.
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This is creative writing.
TINA: Shh.
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(whispering):
You're too loud. She might cry.
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(stammers)
Man, I'm just saying,
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I'm finally starting to get
some recognition.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you, Marty.
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Did y'all go to that new
Mexican restaurant without me?
Oh, yeah.
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(chuckles)
It was fantastic. We gonna
go back there Thursday.
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Oh.
MALCOLM: Yeah, anyway, I'm just
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gonna, uh, leave a copy here.
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Y'all could read it
if you want to, or don't.
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It's considered to be
very prestigious.
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But no big deal.
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You know? Ain't a big deal.
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Oh, wait!
Yes?
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Did y'all try
the mole enchiladas?
Oh...
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TINA:
Oh, yeah.
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My God, it was so good. Bomb.
The mole enchiladas.
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When Grover got that A
in Spanish, I was so excited.
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But then when he tried
to speak it...
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Let me guess--
no bueno?
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I just have to ask, you didn't
give him that A because...
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you know, I'm your boss?
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(chuckles) No. I mean,
that paper was perfect,
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but speaking the
language... yikes.
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His accent is so bad
it actually offends me,
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and I'm Filipino.
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I wish you'd told me
my son was struggling.
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Well, I wish you'd approved me
to teach summer school last year
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so I wouldn't have had
to drive Uber for two months.
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I'd keep that Uber account
if I were you.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I have got
some great news.
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I'm gonna be spending
more time with my grandbaby.
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Oh, good.
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Mm-hmm.
We talking weekends?
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No. Weekdays.
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Weekday nights?
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No.
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I'm running out
of day parts here.
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(sighs) Okay.
I'm so sorry, Gemma,
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but I'm gonna have to
take a little sabbatical
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so Marty can
get back to work.
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No, but, Tina, you know I don't
have anyone to replace you.
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I know, but it-it
just made more sense
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that, you know,
I watch Daphne.
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And Calvin,
you know,
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he made all of these
really great points.
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And now Calvin
gets Marty back full-time?
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Yup. Win-win.
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(laughs)
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You do see how
that's not a win for me.
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That's why I only
did two wins.
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Look, thank you for
understanding, Gemma.
Of course.
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Mm, you're the best.
Oh.
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(groans)
(laughs)
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Have a good day.
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(laughs)
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Well played, Calvin Butler.
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Well played.
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Tina is one of
my best teachers.
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Ugh! Calvin can be
so self-centered.
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It's not my fault
Marty had a baby,
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and now he doesn't want
the baby in day care,
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so Calvin tricked Tina
into watching the baby.
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Nobody is thinking
about me.
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Okay. Gemma.
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Just take a deep breath, okay?
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You and I are going to...
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If you say meditate,
you are a dead man.
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I'm sorry. It has just been
a really tough day.
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You know last night
wasn't a fluke?
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Grover can't speak Spanish
in class, either.
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Oh, no?
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Maybe he freezes
under pressure.
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Do you think he has anxiety
issues? Does he need therapy?
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Okay, okay. Gemma,
let's not jump to...
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Is it because of the time
he walked in on us?
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I told him we
were wrestling,
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but I don't know
if he bought it.
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Gemma, pl...
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Please, stop.
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(sighs)
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I think there may be
a different answer here.
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Uh, Grover...
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may have done well
on his homework because...
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I helped him with it.
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You did?
Mm-hmm.
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How much help?
Just a little.
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I-I tweaked the beginning
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and the end and...
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Well, you know, the middle
was just sitting there.
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Dave!
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I... Look, I'm-I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't mean to.
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It's just that Grover doesn't
have that killer instinct,
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and he's got to keep
his grades up
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if he wants to get
into a good high school.
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So you did the work?
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Well, I mean, he chimed in
with stuff like, "Are you done?"
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And... "Can I go?"
Ugh.
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Ugh.
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My intentions were good.
Dave,
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we have to let Grover
sink or swim on his own.
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Ooh... he's gonna sink.
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Like a rock.
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Let's get it.
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Hey, Pop.
What's going on?
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Hey, what up, Malcolm?
(clears throat)
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Hey, uh... (clears throat)
I'm just asking,
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you know, no big deal, but
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did you happen to
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check out my piece
in the T.H.?
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Trojan Horse, Pop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Blown away.
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Wh...
Blown away, man.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Okay, well, um... (chuckles)
Well, which part blew you away?
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You know, it was the, um...
249
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,615
the-the part about the cracks
250
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,251
in the sidewalk being scars...
Being scars.
251
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,687
of a lost generation.
Lost generation.
252
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,922
Amazing.
(laughs)
253
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,189
Yup.
254
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,625
That was the third sentence
in the prologue.
255
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,559
A-And I was blown away.
256
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,296
I mean, I was blown away.
257
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,464
I had to take a break
after that.
258
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,800
So you could
watch the Laker game.
259
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,702
Oh, come on, I mean,
you get it. Yeah.
260
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,270
And... Well, now, look,
here's the thing.
261
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:42,109
If the rest of it is anything
like that "scars" stuff,
262
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,811
I smell a Grammy.
263
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,718
Grammys are for music, Pop.
264
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,720
I mean, they give 'em out
for audiobooks.
265
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,424
(knocking)
266
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,425
It's open.
267
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,627
Hey.
268
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,995
Oh, hey, Gemma. What's up?
269
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,595
Nothing, I just
got the sudden urge
270
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,565
to snuggle that sweet
little baby of yours. May I?
271
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,768
Oh, please. Enjoy.
272
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,901
Ooh!
273
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,271
(gasps)
Hi! Oh!
274
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,974
She is getting so big. Oh.
275
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,407
It goes so fast, doesn't it?
276
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,477
You blink and they're off
to college. (chuckles)
277
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,981
Yeah. That'd be more like a
coma than a blink, but yeah.
278
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:26,053
Aw. Don't let a minute of this
pass you by, because...
279
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,821
(fusses)
Oh. Oh.
280
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,689
I shouldn't have said that.
I just realized
281
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,192
you're about to go back
to work full-time.
282
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,995
Yeah, but my mom's gonna
be taking care of Daphne.
283
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,964
I know! And that's great.
284
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,901
At least someone will be there
to savor all the golden moments,
285
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,702
the ones you'll be missing.
286
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,004
Oh.
287
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,706
Like the first time
she sees a butterfly.
288
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,775
Oh, or takes her first steps.
289
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,510
Oh, or eats her first
ice cream cone
290
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,779
where she gets that little blob
of vanilla on her nose
291
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,015
and it just drips and drips.
292
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,751
Well, yeah, but some of
those moments will happen
293
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,153
over the weekend...
Probably not.
294
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,890
But hey, what are you gonna do?
295
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,991
Your boss needs you
back at work.
296
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:08,261
Okay, my dad is not my boss.
We are equal partners.
297
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,797
Oh, that's right, I forgot.
298
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,033
Probably 'cause of the way
he bosses you around.
299
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,803
♪ ♪
300
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,304
Oh, hey, buddy.
301
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,472
Working on your español?
302
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,941
Uh, my what?
303
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,545
Your Spanish.
304
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,814
Oh, yeah.
Yep, killing it.
305
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,382
(chuckles)
Great.
306
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,118
'Cause you know, I...
307
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,920
will not be helping you anymore.
308
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,122
Okay.
I don't need it.
309
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,224
Okay, good.
310
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,864
Are you sure about that answer?
311
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,399
Oh, the...
312
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,735
the word for "door"
isn't "Dorito," is it?
313
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,237
No.
314
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,405
Okay, buddy, listen, I...
315
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,174
I'm not gonna help you,
I'm just gonna erase
316
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,843
the things that need
to be redone.
317
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,676
All right.
You, uh...
318
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,679
What are you doing?
319
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,882
I'm not writing Spanish,
I'm just erasing it.
320
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,717
Grover, can you
give us a minute?
321
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,920
Yeah, no problem.
322
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,788
Uh, Dad,
take all the time you need.
323
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,427
Dave, what is going on?
324
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,363
You have to let our son
make his own mistakes.
325
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,764
I know.
326
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,766
I know.
327
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,569
Dave!
I'm done! I'm done.
328
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,640
Hey, man, we need to talk.
329
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,110
Man-to-man.
330
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,811
Boss-to-boss.
331
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,916
If-if that's okay
with you, Daddy.
332
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,651
What's on your mind?
333
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,322
Look, man, I am co-owner
of the Fusebox,
334
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,256
and I decide
when it's time for me
335
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,826
to return to work full time,
and now is not that time.
336
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,996
What are you
talking about, Marty?
337
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,063
Your paternity leave is over.
338
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,166
Yeah, but there's still
so many milestones I'd miss.
339
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,801
Like, what if I miss
her first words?
340
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,337
(laughs)
First words are overrated.
341
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,639
Your first words was "doo-doo."
342
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,275
Wait, Mama said my
first word was "rocket."
343
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,045
How would I know?
I was at work.
344
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,047
Look...
345
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,915
where is all this
coming from, Marty?
346
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,650
Gemma came over
and made me realize
347
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,319
how precious this time is.
348
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,686
Gemma came over?
349
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,422
Yeah, she really opened
my eyes, Dad.
350
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,824
She did, did she?
351
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,592
Well, how helpful.
352
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,427
Okay. All right.
Yeah.
353
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,929
Thank you for getting it, man.
Okay.
354
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,165
All right. Thanks, Daddy.
All right.
355
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,203
Well played, Gemma Johnson.
356
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,072
Well played.
357
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,979
Oh, hey, Malcolm.
Whoa!
358
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,516
What you doing?
359
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,651
Dave, why are you just sitting
360
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,086
in your car like that?
361
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,022
Uh, just making sure
that Grover fails Spanish.
362
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,626
Okay, well, I'm-a leave you
to that, then.
Well...
363
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,996
Were you putting a
book in my library?
364
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,166
No, no, it's not
a book, exactly.
365
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,069
It's a, uh, a literary journal.
366
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,703
Oh, yeah. The Trojan Horse.
367
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,305
I didn't know
a new issue was out.
368
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,208
Well, it is. Hot
off the presses.
369
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,641
There's a bookmark in it.
370
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,143
Is there? Uh, let me get that
371
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,380
up out of there.
Well, hold on, hold on.
372
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,249
"A Rock in a Soft Place" by...
373
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,551
by Malcolm L. Butler.
374
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,852
Whoa.
375
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,354
Eh, I just thought
some of our neighbors
376
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,922
might get a kick out of it,
you know?
377
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,291
I-It's not that big a deal.
378
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,893
Not a big dea...
Malcolm, this is huge.
379
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,895
Your family must be
so proud of you.
380
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,563
Oh, they are.
Yeah, yeah, my pops
381
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,633
has already gotten through
most of the first paragraph.
382
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,670
Which is a paragraph more
than my mama has read.
383
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,506
(chuckles):
Hold on. What?
384
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,509
Malcolm, this is unacceptable.
385
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,777
I, for one, am honored
386
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:48,648
to have the opportunity
to gaze into your soul.
387
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,319
Thank you?
388
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,388
♪ ♪
389
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,324
Gemma.
390
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,292
Calvin!
391
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,529
What are you doing?
392
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597
Thought we should talk.
393
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,898
You know, clear the air.
394
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,136
(coughs)
395
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,272
Fine.
396
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,541
Start talking.
397
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,610
Look, I understand you got
a situation at your school.
398
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,279
And I feel for you.
399
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,714
But you're messing
with my business.
400
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,917
Well, the school is my business.
401
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,620
And if I have to play dirty
to keep my best music teacher,
402
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,089
well, then, I'm gonna do
403
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,459
what I got to do.
404
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,762
You playing with fire, Gemma.
405
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,396
(laughs):
Oh, oh.
406
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,567
If you think you can bully me,
you got the wrong Johnson.
407
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,001
(overlapping chatter)
408
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,970
Hey, guys. What's up?
409
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,737
Nothing, I'm just getting
your girl Gemma straight here.
410
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,140
Oh, really, Calvin?
411
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,076
We're really doing this,
right here, right now?
412
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,577
Oh, right here and right now.
Of course...
Right here at this moment?
413
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,078
Okay, okay.
Wait. Wait. Oh, wait, wait.
414
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,913
Wait-wait a minute!
415
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,515
What is going on here?
416
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,985
Gemma convinced Marty
to stay on paternity leave
417
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,688
just so she could keep you
at her school.
418
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,357
She manipulated him.
Uh, me?
419
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,426
You manipulated Tina.
420
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,561
You used Daphne as bait
just so you could get her
421
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,830
to quit her job and babysit,
422
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,264
just so you could
have Marty back
423
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,667
at your silly little Fusebox.
424
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,171
Did you just call
the Fusebox silly?
425
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,706
Did I stutter?
426
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,408
Okay, okay. No, no, no.
Did I?
427
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,243
Did I stutter?
Get-get, get your girl.
Get your girl.
428
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,877
GEMMA:
Yeah. Go ahead.
Hold on, wait-wait a minute.
429
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,713
Wait a minute,
now let me get this straight.
430
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,649
You two have been acting
like selfish little brats
431
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,817
who only care about
what benefits you?
432
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,454
(scoffs)
Well, he was.
433
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,024
Okay, listen, I only
care about one thing.
434
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,026
The school.
Yes, the Fusebox. I...
435
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,929
Daphne.
436
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,697
Y... Of course. Yes.
Yeah, right. Duh.
437
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,799
Yeah, okay.
Yes, no. That makes...
that makes a lot of sense.
438
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,370
And the best thing for her
is to spend as much time
439
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:54,241
as possible with the people
who love her the most.
440
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,308
Her parents.
441
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,745
Baby, you know I agree with you.
442
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,013
Okay.
But Marty and Courtney
443
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,982
both have full-time jobs.
444
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,483
I mean, what do you
expect them to do,
445
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,553
bring the baby to the Fusebox?
446
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,987
(laughs)
447
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,021
Calvin.
448
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,224
No.
449
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,360
Calvin.
No, no, no, no, no...
450
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,564
Calvin.
451
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,632
Oh, damn.
452
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,469
(crying)
453
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,503
Yeah, I missed you, too, Daphne.
454
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,873
Is that my wallet?
Give me my wallet.
455
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,308
Marty.
456
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,341
Where is Ms. Yvette?
457
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,710
(mouths)
You not on the phone.
458
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,279
You get in here.
459
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,282
Okay.
They throwing sippy cups.
460
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,749
Get in here.
461
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,290
I have margaritas.
Ooh.
462
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,425
Ah, yes, Chuy, mi amigo.
463
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,593
(glass tapping)
464
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,396
If I may,
a toast to my son Grover,
465
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,963
for earning a
gentleman's C
466
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,432
on his Spanish paper.
467
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,435
A paper he wrote sin ayuda.
Mm.
468
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,671
And without any help.
469
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,242
That's what I just said,
but anyhoo...
470
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,545
(chuckles)
Uh, to you, I raise a blended
471
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,280
strawberry mango margarita.
TINA: All right.
472
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,482
Now to Grover and Dave.
473
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,983
I'm proud of you both.
474
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,119
Gracias, mi amor.
475
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,955
I mean, he d-he does love you.
476
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,190
I...
It's progress. Drink up.
477
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,391
Hey.
MARTY: Hey.
478
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,758
W... And that is not all.
479
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,794
I would be remiss
if I did not point out
480
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,062
that I am not the only parent
at this table whose son
481
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,465
has something to be proud of.
482
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,732
Oh, Dave, please don't.
No, no, no.
483
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,000
M-Malcolm, Mal,
484
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,969
Mal-Mal-Mal-Malcolm...
O-Okay. (stammers)
485
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,806
...has written a story
that will make you laugh, think
486
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,975
and cry.
Aw.
487
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,010
Okay, let's sit on down.
No, no, no.
488
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,746
No, Mal-Malcolm,
this is an accomplishment,
489
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,449
and it should be
celebrated by the people
490
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,417
who love you the most.
491
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,018
And if you're embarrassed
to toot your own horn,
492
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,655
I have a few amigos
who will do it for you.
493
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,023
Guillermo, Esteban,
Nestor, Jaime!
494
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,325
(mariachi music playing)
(whoops)
495
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,726
Oh, come on, Dave,
496
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,162
why do you have to embarrass
the man like that?
497
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,698
You know he doesn't want
to make a big deal out of this.
498
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,967
Yeah.
Actually, Mama, Pop,
499
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,369
I-I think I kind of do.
500
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,203
Look, if I'm being honest,
I-I just...
501
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,073
Okay, hey, can y'all give us
one second, please?
502
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,042
Thank you.
Gracias, muchachos.
503
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,479
Love the hats.
Yeah. Uh...
504
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,548
look, I know you guys just
see me as an athlete, and
505
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,517
if I'm being honest,
I was embarrassed
506
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,786
to put myself out there
like this, but getting published
507
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,021
makes me think
I can be a writer.
508
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,891
I know I'm grown, but I still
want y'all to be proud of me.
509
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,059
Son.
So, Mama,
510
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,361
Pop,
511
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,129
my sweet brother Marty,
512
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,898
read the damn 11 pages!
CALVIN: Okay.
513
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,466
All right, all right.
514
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,402
And you-and you know
I started it already.
515
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,837
I mean, that-that
first paragraph-- wow.
516
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,106
Wow.
517
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,208
Malcolm, we are so proud of you.
518
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,010
Dave?
Come on, hand over the book.
519
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,912
Ah, I brought copies
for everyone.
520
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,079
Oh!
CALVIN: Aw.
521
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,081
Guillermo! ¡Otra canción!
522
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,349
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Oh.
523
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,351
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