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- Oh, that's him.
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[grunts]
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Hey, guys.
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So, last week, we exposed
the toxic-wasteland
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hypocrisy that is Big Pharma.
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If you thought that
was something,
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wait till you see what we have
in store for you this week
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on "Gotcha."
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Let's do it.
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[running footsteps]
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Oh, you know this
guy's messed up.
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What a freak.
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As far as he's concerned,
this is just a student film,
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and we're just
two religious guys
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who are going to have a nice
conversation about faith.
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He has no idea what's
about to hit him.
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[distant animal howling]
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All right, here we go.
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[distant animal screeching]
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[dog howling]
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Who's there?
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- Hello.
- [gasps]
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- Sorry.
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You startled me.
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- You're right to be
on your toes, my son.
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Evil doth emerge from the
darkness from time to time.
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Let's have a look, shall we?
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The Bible says that
evil hates the light
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and will not come into
the light for fear
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its deeds be exposed.
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You must be Jeremy.
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- Yeah.
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We emailed.
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- Yes, we did.
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I'm Father Tom Durkin.
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I've been expecting you.
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[chuckles]
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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- All right.
Okay.
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Father Tom, we're ready for the
conversation whenever you are.
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Father Tom?
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Father Tom?
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- [breathing heavily]
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- What is he doing in there?
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I bet he's whacking off.
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- Get out!
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Close the door!
Close it!
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[breathing heavily]
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Wait!
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Come back.
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I can explain.
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There's demons
everywhere, Jeremy.
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We constantly have
to exorcise them.
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That's all I was doing.
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- Okay.
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- I'm going to need a few
minutes to finish before we
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start our conversation.
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So, be a--be a good
boy, go upstairs.
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[breathing heavily]
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Would you like something
to drink, my son?
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- Water's fine.
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- Just water?
That's all?
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- Yep.
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Thanks.
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- Very pious and devout of you,
but, you know, I can always
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change this water
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into wine.
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I'm serious, Jeremy.
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You can technically
have a drink.
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It's not a sin.
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Or is it?
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- I believe the Bible says, and
lead us not into temptation.
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- But deliver us from evil.
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Amen.
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Oh, good boy.
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That's a real good boy, Jeremy.
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Hey, you mind if I, uh,
throw on a little music?
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- Actually, I'd really
love to keep the audio--
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["Hallelujah" playing loudly]
- ♪ Hallelujah
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♪ Hallelujah
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♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
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- I'm sorry. I actually don't
know how to work this!
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I don't spend much time here!
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The church uses this house...
[music stops]
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For other things.
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But we can talk
about that later.
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I did notice you're a little
bit jumpy tonight, though, Jer.
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Anything--anything
bothering you?
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- Yeah, that was just
really loud, so...
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- Do ye not have faith that
the Lord thy God will protect
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you from the forces of evil?
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- I do.
I just think--
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- Oh, that was a joke.
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An awkward
man-of-the-cloth joke.
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I'm just not used to hanging
out with normal people,
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especially not handsome,
charming, talented, normal
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people like you.
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I mean, can you imagine getting
an email out of the blue,
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asking if I would like to
participate in a filmed
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conversation along
the lines
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of "God's Not Dead"
and "My Dinner with Andre"?
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I mean, I about nearly
soiled my cassock.
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Two of my favorite
films of all time.
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Jeremy, Jeremy, is
there anything better
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than watching two men debate
their principles
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for 120 minutes
in "God's Not Dead,"
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when Kevin Sorbo finally admits
that he hates God?
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How can you hate something that
you don't believe in, right?
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It's the ultimate
gotcha moment!
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Am I right?
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- Yeah, great film.
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Anyway, I would really love to
get going with this interview.
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- Yeah, I bet you would.
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- Yeah, so maybe...
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- Yeah, sure.
- Have a seat.
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[clears throat]
Um, so--
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- No, nope, no, no, no, no.
This is stilted.
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Nope, this is--it feels forced,
and it feels stagy.
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And if there is one thing
those two films are not,
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it is forced and stagy.
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This should feel like a
natural conversation, you know?
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The couch.
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Yes!
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Two friends on the couch.
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Buddies on the couch.
Buddies on the couch.
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Get over here, Jeremy.
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Come on.
Get over here.
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It'll take you longer
to get here than it took
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Jesus to rise from the dead.
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Come on.
Boot scootin' boogie.
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Oh, good Lord, I don't bite.
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Get that tushy over here.
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Okay.
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- Okay--
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- Now, before we begin, I do
have one question for you.
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- What?
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- What was your first
impression of me?
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean, as a man of the
cloth, am I a comfort to you,
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or is it odd for you to--to
sit next to someone who gave up
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all the pleasures
of the flesh so he
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could be married
to an invisible
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man living in the sky?
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- Well--
- You know what I think?
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- What?
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- I think people
are scared of me.
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That's what I think.
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I think they see a man
who believes in heaven,
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that he'll live
forever, and they
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know that man is 100% free.
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That man is capable of
doing anything
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at any time.
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And I think that scares
the bejesus out of people.
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- I don't know.
[both screaming]
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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I am so sorry.
I repent. I repent.
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I owe you 10 Hail Mary's,
20 Our Fathers.
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It's just--when you've
been good all the time,
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you get up to a little bit
of the devil's business.
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I'm really sorry.
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I did not mean to make
you uncomfortable.
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Let's start over.
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- I'm not uncomfortable.
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What I am...
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is angry.
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- Oh, I can see that.
- Yeah.
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- I'm angry.
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And I carry the anger of
centuries and centuries
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of unfortunate souls
who've been wronged
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by men of the cloth like you!
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Jeremy, I didn't realize.
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- For too long,
your "church"...
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has hidden behind
"expensive PR companies."
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You've bought off endless
politicians
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and businessmen!
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But tonight you,
Father Tom Durkin,
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will answer...
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for the sins of your church,
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your God, your religion
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right here...
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on "Gotcha"!
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[sighs]
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So what do you have to say
for yourself now, Father Tom?
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Oh, yeah, nailed his holy ass!
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That's right, Durkin.
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You can run, but
you can't hide.
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Sorry about that.
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I'm not done with you yet.
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[loud banging]
- Demon, I'm a demon!
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Angel, I'm an angel.
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- Maybe I'll let him
off the hook here.
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He's probably had enough.
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- Jeremy, you little devil.
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You've been tricking me.
You're not a pious little boy.
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You're a heathen who doesn't
believe in God at all.
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And you know what I say
to that, Jeremy?
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Praise Jesus!
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You're a genius.
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I can't believe I didn't
think of this myself.
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I mean, look, the world doesn't
need to see us men of the cloth
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as these pious sissies who deny
the pleasures of the flesh.
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No, they need to
know we're sinners.
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We're sinners, just
like everybody else.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I call this drink
Mommy Loves Her Juice.
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We used to call
it Devil's Jizz,
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but every time I drink
it, I ended up screaming,
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Mommy loves her juice!
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So my boys renamed it for me.
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Mmm!
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Tastes like shit, but it'll get
you there quick, bro.
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- I'm leaving.
[music playing from device]
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- Hold on.
Listen to this guitar solo.
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I'm leaving.
- Wait.
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Why?
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- I said, I'm leaving.
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- What's going on?
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- Because it's
a waste of my time.
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You're obviously
not a real priest.
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You're just some asshole
looking for attention.
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- That is not true.
I am, too, a real priest.
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- Yeah, yeah, smoking doobies
and drinking jungle juice.
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Real man of the cloth.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Ah!
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Ow!
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- I'm very sorry about that.
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- It burns!
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- Well, that's the Everclear.
- Jesus Christ!
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- He's not coming
for you, Jeremy.
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- Why'd you do that?
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- Because you need
to wake the fuck up!
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You and I have been handed a
golden opportunity tonight,
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and you are too
blind to see it.
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Your subscribers
are waning, Jeremy.
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You need a hit episode.
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That's right.
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I know all about "Gotcha" and
that fake persona you put on.
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But it's okay.
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I'm actually a very huge fan.
Love the show.
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But the truth is, you're
past your creative prime.
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The new blood,
they're beating you
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at your own game, man, okay?
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And you need a big fish.
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You need a big fish like me.
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And it's okay.
Look, I need someone like you.
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I really do.
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It's been forever since
I've had a chance to convert
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the truly unconvertible.
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So let's stick
together tonight.
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Let's scratch each
other's backs.
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I'll give you the greatest
episode of "Gotcha"
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you've ever seen.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
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Wait, I'll sweeten the pot,
I'll sweeten the pot.
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How about I show you
something that no one outside
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of the church has ever seen?
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The ultimate gotcha.
260
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Do you know the parable
of the footprints?
261
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A man looks back on his
life, and he sees two sets
262
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of footprints in the sand,
one belonging to himself
263
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,821
and one belonging to
the Lord Jesus Christ.
264
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,650
But he notices, at
his hardest moments,
265
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,261
there's only one
set of footprints.
266
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,393
So, he's like, hey, Jesus,
what's up with that?
267
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Where were You when
I needed you most?
268
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,791
To which Jesus replies...
269
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it was then that I carried you.
270
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Oh, chills.
Chills every time, am I right?
271
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All right, come
on, let's kneel.
272
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Come, come, come on.
273
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Come on, hurry up.
Hurry up, Jer.
274
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,463
Now, I need you
to understand something.
275
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When this gets out,
people's perceptions
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of the Catholic Church are
going to change forever.
277
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This is a huge responsibility.
278
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Do you understand me, Jeremy?
- Yeah.
279
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- Okay.
280
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:57,130
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's--that's not for you.
281
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Some things need to be private.
282
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Okay, now, you just watch.
283
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,810
- [speaking Spanish]
284
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,947
- They're speaking Spanish.
285
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,167
- [speaking Spanish]
286
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- That's Spanish
for Jesus Christ.
287
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,266
- [speaking Spanish]
288
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,027
[growling]
289
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:19,429
- Okay, now I want to
show you something.
290
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It's time for your
big gotcha moment.
291
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- I don't get it.
292
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,016
- That's right.
293
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That was me.
294
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I was 16 years old on
a high-school exchange program
295
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,631
to Guatemala.
296
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,372
I had my whole
life ahead of me.
297
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,982
I already knew I had
the darkness in me,
298
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,593
but I hadn't yet learned
299
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,638
how to properly exorcise out
the demons,
300
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,599
like I do now on my Alpine X
2200 calorie buster out there.
301
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,253
Instead, I buried
them inside of me,
302
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,690
and that is not
a good idea, Jeremy.
303
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,779
They're too strong.
304
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,824
And one day, I just cracked.
305
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,392
They took over.
306
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,220
I don't even remember
what happened.
307
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,180
By the time I came
to consciousness,
308
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,792
there was a dead
priest at my feet.
309
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:22,013
I buried him in the yard behind
that shed with my bare hands.
310
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,580
And that day I took an oath.
311
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I, too, would become a priest.
312
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I would walk the very footsteps
that he could no longer walk.
313
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,589
And in this way, I would honor
the memory of Father Dom Girkin
314
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,635
by becoming...
315
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,725
Father Tom Durkin.
316
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,947
Tell me, Jeremy.
317
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,688
Are you a believer now?
318
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,042
- Yeah, I believe you.
319
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,654
And I believe in God.
320
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,047
- No, no, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
321
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,137
- You don't.
- All of it, I do.
322
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,356
- You're lying to me, Jeremy.
You're lying.
323
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,619
- I think this is
a good place to wrap up.
324
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,317
- I can see you've become
afraid, and I understand.
325
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,536
Look, you'll tell me
whatever I want to hear
326
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,669
just so you can run
right out that door.
327
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,410
But, Jeremy, let me
tell you something.
328
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,977
You are not leaving
here tonight, not like this.
329
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:19,419
Uh-oh, now you're thinking,
am I faster than him?
330
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,334
Could I beat him to that door?
331
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,857
But maybe you're forgetting
who owns this place.
332
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,685
It's the church.
333
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,339
You're forgetting
what happens here.
334
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,080
Oh, no, Is this
one of those places
335
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,214
where they lock you inside?
336
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,129
So why don't you just
surrender, Jeremy?
337
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,652
Aren't you tired?
338
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,480
All the posturing
and the lying.
339
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:41,092
You're so much
more than "Gotcha."
340
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,008
You can be born anew.
341
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,663
You can start over.
342
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,752
Just let me help you, my son.
343
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,019
[gurgling water]
344
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,557
You a tub guy or
a shower guy, Jer?
345
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,385
My money, nothing
beats a good soak.
346
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:15,301
You know what my mom called it?
347
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,477
Tubby time.
348
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,130
Yeah, it's always my
favorite part of the day,
349
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:23,047
you know, just a place
to get clean and get new,
350
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,397
like a baptism, really.
351
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,142
So, yeah, when you're
ready, just hop on in there,
352
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,970
and we'll hold your
head under as long
353
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,624
as we need to get you clean.
354
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,378
Oh, look at that, tootsie.
355
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,251
It's a tiny, little tootsie.
[laughs]
356
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:56,298
You never know, Jer,
just never know.
357
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,738
Look, I do want to apologize.
358
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,611
Earlier, that whole joke
about the doors being locked,
359
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,004
really just my
awkward bit--
360
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,658
Ow!
- Gotcha!
361
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,573
Gimme my camera!
- Nice one, Jer!
362
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,183
You got me.
363
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,751
- Let me go!
- [laughs]
364
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:19,365
[panting, scuffling]
365
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,758
Jesus Christ, you are fast!
366
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,456
- Jesus!
367
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,546
[panting]
368
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:37,731
[bang]
- [laughs]
369
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,255
Well, looks like there's only
one way out of here, Jeremy.
370
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,692
You're going to
have to run me over.
371
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,826
Question is, do
you have it in you?
372
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,784
Are you an angel?
373
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,569
Or are you a devil?
374
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,836
There he goes.
375
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,925
[engine sputtering]
- Come on! [groans]
376
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,144
- Uh-oh.
- Come on!
377
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,798
- Looking for this?
378
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,714
- No, no, no!
379
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:07,369
- [laughing evilly]
380
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,421
[pounding on window]
- Aah!
381
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,946
No.
382
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,078
[banging]
383
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:24,908
Leave me alone!
384
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:28,216
[knocking]
385
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,436
Stop! Stop!
386
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,394
Please stop!
387
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,292
- [laughs evilly]
- No, get--
388
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,557
- [screaming]
389
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,776
No, no, no, no, no, no!
390
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,344
[thwacking]
391
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:12,608
[choking, gurgling]
392
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,876
- Gotcha good, Jer.
393
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,664
[grunts]
394
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,666
Heavy.
395
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:35,152
Hey, it was then
that I carried you.
396
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:38,808
Oh, chills, every time.
397
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,902
[eerie music]
398
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:52,996
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