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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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[♪ music fading out]
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Okay, Billie... [sighs]
...for today's wizard lesson,
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I want you to cast a spell
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and hit this blue cup. Got it?
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Yeah. Blue cup, easy.
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Electro zephyritis.
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You hit all the cups!
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Yeah! So, do I win something?
[gasps] A goldfish?
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I said hit the blue cup.
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Mm. So I'm an overachiever.
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Billie, you're a powerful wizard,
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but sometimes it's about precision
and not power.
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You can't always use magic like a--
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like a bull in a china shop.
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Why would a bull be in a china shop?
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That's a terrible idea.
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You'd break everything.
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That's it. No more spells.
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Just-- Just read this book
for the rest of your lesson.
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Uh-- Read a book?
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What did I do to you?
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Is it just me,
or is Justin being kind of a--
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Cranky pants? Grumpy Gus?
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That thing I yell at drivers
when they cut me off?
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[clicks tongue] Oh, you mean a--
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Ah! Don't say it.
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It's his wisdom teeth.
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He was supposed to get them out
when he was younger,
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and then he put it off.
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My wisdom teeth feel fine.
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See? I don't need them out.
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What I need is more frozen carrots.
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Why aren't you writing that essay?
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Essay? You told me to read a book.
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Now it's a 30-page report
on why you didn't write that essay
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on that book I told you to read.
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We gotta do something about this.
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Or we could keep letting him
clean out the freezer.
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At least this way
dinner's already defrosted.
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[♪ theme song playing]
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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[♪ theme song ends]
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Gonna take a little nap.
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When I wake up,
my teeth won't be hurting.
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All I need's a little peace...
[inhales deeply] ...and quiet.
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[door bursts open]
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-Dad, Roman's being mean.
-I'm not being mean.
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I'm being honest. It's a dumb idea.
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-No, it's not!
-Yes, it is.
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-No, it's not!
-Yes, it is.
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Guys, can you do that
somewhere else?
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[both] Sorry, Dad.
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-No, it's not!
-Yes, it is.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Roman said he would help me
build a clubhouse in the backyard,
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but he's saying no to my ideas.
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I'm only saying no
to the ridiculous ones.
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But you said no to all of them!
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Exactly.
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Guys, I really am in a lot of pain,
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and I just want to take a nap,
so you can either work it out
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or write an essay about working it out.
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-Got it?
-We'll work it out.
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Okay, don't think about the pain.
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Think about a sunny meadow, a lazy river,
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the velvety touch
of a name-brand paper towel.
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[snores]
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He's asleep. This is perfect.
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I'll do a spell to take out
his wisdom teeth
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and he'll stop being that thing
Giada yells at drivers
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when they cut her off.
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Are you sure about this?
Maybe we should call a dentist.
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How hard could it be?
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-[snoring continues]
-[sighs]
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There's no time for an oral surgeon.
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Hook those teeth
like a freshwater sturgeon.
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Got them.
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Oh, you hooked a big one.
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Man, these teeth got some fight in them.
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[creaking]
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[strains]
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Little help here, Winter.
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[both thud]
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Okay, Winter. I'll hold the bag open.
You gather up the teeth.
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I don't like saying no to you,
so I'm gonna say "not right now."
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Good on you for having boundaries.
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Here I go.
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[exhales deeply]
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Whoa. My toothache's gone.
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I guess that nap really worked.
Awesomesauce!
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Got them.
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I am not high-fiving you.
You have tooth juice on your hands.
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Boundaries.
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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[♪ music fades out]
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Yo, what's the haps?
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Uh, the haps is I got you
a dentist appointment.
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Well, cancel it, Red,
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because your boy is feeling fly
on the Staten I.
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Justin, are you okay?
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[scoffs] Totes McGotes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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[sighs] My b, you want some?
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No! Because we don't drink
from the carton.
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-It's a rule.
-[scoffs]
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What kind of buzzkill came up with that?
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You did.
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Mm. Doesn't sound like me.
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Nothing but sink!
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[Roman in the distance] Milo,
for the last time, we're not doing that!
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Give me one good reason
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why the clubhouse
shouldn't have balloon walls.
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Here's one. [chuckles]
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-[loud pop]
-[screams]
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Wazzup!
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It's not fair, Dad.
This is my clubhouse.
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I should be in charge.
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You are.
I'm just making all the decisions.
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Roman, I got this.
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Why don't you head inside
and, uh, grab a juice box?
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A juice box? Before five?
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It's five o'clock somewhere.
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Huh? [chuckles]
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-Huh? Yeah!
-Huh! Yeah!
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-[door opens, closes]
-[inhales deeply]
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Hey, don't worry. I got you, okay?
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What do you want
your clubhouse to look like?
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All I want is what's on this list.
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Water slide?
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Wouldn't a slime slide be more fun?
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It would be more fun!
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You are really earning
that World's Best Dad mug
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-Mom bought you and said was from me.
-[Justin] Come on.
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[chuckles] Here you go, buddy.
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[inhales, clears throat]
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Slime slide, candy tree,
ball pit, trampoline room, art gallery.
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-Art gallery?
-I'm kidding.
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Fart gallery!
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Dad, it's a privilege to watch you work.
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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-[♪ music fades out]
-What should I do with these?
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I'd put them under my pillow.
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But they're not my teeth.
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The tooth fairy doesn't ask questions.
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I made 60 bucks off of a jar of teeth
I got at a garage sale.
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-[whispers] Listen.
-[suitcase wheels rumbling]
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Where are you going?
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Moving into the backyard.
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Dad used magic to make me
an awesome clubhouse.
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It's way better than this dump.
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Justin was using magic outside the lair?
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That's not like him.
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Who wants to go surfing?
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Anybody wanna go surfing?
We should go surfing.
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But none of us know how to surf.
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But some of us know how to magic.
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So it's okay if I use magic
outside the lair?
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Uh, duh.
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Billie, can I talk to you for a second?
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Oh!
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Is Mr. Russo acting weird?
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I thought he was being kind of cool.
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That's what's weird.
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Well, I don't know.
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Giada said he was supposed to get
those wisdom teeth out
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when he was younger.
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Maybe taking them out now
unleashed the real Justin.
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Maybe this is who
he was always meant to be.
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Cowabunga!
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Who wants to go catch some waves?
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Does this mean I don't have
to write that essay?
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Was that not clear
when I said "cowabunga"?
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Come on, dudes!
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-Should we?
-Winter... the man said "cowabunga."
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[♪ exciting acoustic sting]
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Surfing yesterday was awesome. [chuckles]
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I know.
Justin has been so much more fun
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since we took out his teeth. [gasps]
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We should take Roman's next.
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I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
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Hmm. Neither can I.
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So, was Mr. Russo
back to normal this morning?
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I'm not sure. I haven't seen him.
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[pants] Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Psych, I'm not sorry. I slept in.
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Uh, Justin, isn't it a little risky
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to take a portal to school?
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Uh, it's okay. The principal
told me he's fine with it.
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But you are the principal.
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Yeah, and I'm fine with it.
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Hey, whoa!
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No skateboarding in the hall.
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Unless you're me. Later, haters.
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-[skateboard wheels rumbling]
-He is being really reckless with magic.
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Like you-level reckless.
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Winter, it's gonna be fine.
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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-What does that mean?
-I don't know,
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but he just conjured
a sweet hoodie that says it.
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Deuces my gooses!
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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-[♪ music fades out]
-[school bell rings]
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[sighs] I've been following Justin
around all day undoing his magic.
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You know, he made the water fountain
squirt cheese.
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He turned the school bus
into a monster truck.
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He gave Mr. Yancy donkey ears.
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[grunting] Justin!
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Donkey ears on a teacher
seems like something you'd find hilarious.
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I do.
That's why it hurts so bad to undo it.
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But if Justin keeps
using magic like this,
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everybody's gonna realize
we're wizards.
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This all started after we took
his wisdom teeth out.
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I-- I thought he was just happy
that his toothache was gone.
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Now he's acting
like a dumb teenager.
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Maybe we took out
more than just his teeth.
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Maybe we took out his wisdom, too.
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No, that's crazy. You can't
take out someone's wisdom.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Wanna watch me skateboard
off the roof into the pool?
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But, Principal Russo,
our school doesn't have a pool.
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It does now.
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Shaboom! [chuckles] Cannonball!
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[water splashing]
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Okay, maybe you can take out
someone's wisdom.
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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[♪ music fades out]
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Milo, what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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-[TV thudding]
-Where are you going?
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Nowhere.
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Why do you have that TV?
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What TV?
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The one from Mom and Dad's bedroom.
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[sighs] Okay, fine. You got me.
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It is a TV.
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I'm taking it out to my clubhouse.
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Well, but we haven't built it yet,
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because we agreed
all your ideas are ridiculous.
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Well, Dad didn't think
they were ridiculous.
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He made it for me, and it's amazing.
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Oh, I gotta see this.
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Mm. Too bad, you have to know
the password to enter.
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[groans] Is it Milo's Clubhouse?
253
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,063
Dang it!
254
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,564
Come on.
255
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,653
Whoa! Dad built this?
256
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,239
Yep, with magic.
257
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,534
But Dad would never use magic
for something like this.
258
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,620
All I know is yesterday
I didn't have a clubhouse
259
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,914
and today I'm eating chocolate chews
like they grow on trees.
260
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,749
Because in here...
[clicks tongue] ...they do.
261
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,878
Does sour candy
grow on trees in here too?
262
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,713
Roman, don't be ridiculous.
263
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,131
They grow on bushes.
264
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092
They're in a garden
right past the puppy pavilion.
265
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,803
There's a puppy pavilion?
266
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,389
Yeah, but you have
to know the password.
267
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,765
[groans softly]
268
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,600
Is it "Milo's Puppy Pavilion"?
269
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,686
Dang it! Come on.
270
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,063
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
271
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,650
[♪ music fades out]
272
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,113
[groans] Ow!
273
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,073
What the heck?!
274
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,992
Why'd you get rid of the pool, Billie?
275
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,202
Not cool.
276
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,663
Justin, what were you thinking?
277
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,498
Do you want everyone
to find out we're wizards?
278
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,333
Do you want everyone
to find out you're a bummer?
279
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,543
[gasps]
280
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,921
You're the principal of the school.
You need to start acting like it.
281
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,173
Boo! I hate being the principal.
282
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,384
It's so boring, you know?
It's like a job.
283
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,929
It is a job.
284
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,181
It's your dream job.
285
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,434
You know, you rode
a guinea pig for this job.
286
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,729
Yo, that was sick.
Guinea pigs are tight.
287
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,066
No, you think rules are sick.
288
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,860
And you think podcasts are tight.
289
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,196
And as long as there's
a Greenwald Middle School,
290
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,489
you are the principal.
291
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,951
I can't be principal
if there's no school, right?
292
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,327
Don't like where this is going.
293
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,121
What was here make it disappear!
294
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:31,292
[mystical whooshing]
295
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,503
[chuckling] Whoa! Sick!
296
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,131
What did you do?!
297
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,341
You said as long as there's
a Greenwald Middle School,
298
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,260
I'd be principal. But I don't wanna be,
299
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,845
so I made the whole school disappear.
300
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:43,971
Booyah!
301
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,807
No, not booyah. Not booyah at all!
302
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,686
[♪ upbeat rock sting]
303
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,814
Puppy Pavilion, dairy-free ice cream.
304
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,692
This clubhouse has everything. [sighs]
305
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,111
That ice cream's not dairy-free.
306
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,946
But I'm lactose intolerant.
307
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,907
To the fart gallery!
308
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,623
This isn't the fart gallery.
309
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,374
[stomach growling]
310
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,460
Well, it's about to be.
311
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,256
It's fine. We just took a left
when we should have taken a right.
312
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,424
Come on.
313
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,973
[grunts, pants]
Huh! Back at the balloon room.
314
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,602
Do you not know your way around
your own clubhouse? Are we lost?
315
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,979
No, I know exactly where we are.
316
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,731
We're in the balloon room.
317
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,318
How do we get out of the balloon room?
318
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,779
[sighs] That, I don't know.
319
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,075
-Wait, I have an idea!
-No! No more ideas.
320
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744
Your crazy ideas are why
we're trapped in this place.
321
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,247
[scoffs] I knew I shouldn't
have listened to you.
322
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,208
Wow. If that's how you really feel,
maybe you should leave.
323
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,211
I would love to, but I'm stuck
in this House of Nightmares
324
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,129
that I didn't want to build
in the first place.
325
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,091
I guess all my ideas are terrible.
326
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,676
I'm glad you got that off your chest.
327
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,927
Hope you feel better.
328
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:12,142
[Roman breaks wind]
329
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,398
-Actually, I do.
-[Milo exhales]
330
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,400
Normally,
I would compliment you on that fart.
331
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,027
-But I am mad at you, so I won't.
-[both] Hmph!
332
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,363
[♪ upbeat acoustic sting]
333
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,990
[Winter] Guys.
334
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,118
I was just in the bathroom,
and I reached for paper towels.
335
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,661
And then there was no paper towels,
336
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,496
and then there was no bathroom.
[inhales deeply]
337
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,416
I guess the lesson here is,
don't take anything for granted.
338
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,086
Justin, you have gone too far this time.
339
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,671
[mocking] "Gone too far this time."
340
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,131
I'm serious.
341
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,299
[mocking] "I'm serious."
342
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,052
[scoffs] That's it.
You've caused enough trouble.
343
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,055
Just go home, and I'll clean up your mess
like I've been doing all day.
344
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,516
You're so mean!
345
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,021
What once was here, make it reappear.
346
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,024
[mystical whooshing]
347
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,737
I bring the school back
before anyone can see it's gone,
348
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,238
and I'm the mean one?
349
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,573
You were pretty harsh.
350
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,075
And all day long he's been doing
dumb things with magic,
351
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,661
and not even thinking
about the consequences and... [gasps]
352
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,997
Oh, sweet mother of Merlin, he's me.
353
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,958
I would never point out your mistakes,
354
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,209
but I'm glad you did.
355
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,837
When I took out his wisdom teeth,
356
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,672
I also took out his wisdom.
357
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,508
You know, maybe if I put them back,
he'll go back to normal.
358
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,887
Look at me, finding simple solutions
to complex problems.
359
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,305
You really are just like Justin.
360
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,765
Yeah, we gotta get those teeth.
361
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,267
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
362
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,896
[♪ music fades out]
363
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,398
Okay, you find Justin,
I'll go get the teeth.
364
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,691
Are they still under your pillow?
365
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,109
Yeah, I put them there yesterday.
366
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,235
[gasps] Oh, no.
367
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,112
I hope the tooth fairy's running late.
368
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,327
[gasps] Hey! Get out!
Shoo! Shoo! Scat!
369
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,415
[sighs] Oh, that was close.
370
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,835
I can't find Justin anywhere.
I think he's gone.
371
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,754
[sighs] I told him to come straight home.
372
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,631
That man is getting on my last nerve.
373
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,841
[♪ dramatic musical sting]
374
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,177
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
375
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,056
[♪ music fades out]
376
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,557
Justin's not in the lair.
377
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,309
-Where could he be?
-[door opens]
378
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,895
[sighing] Oh,
you would not believe my day.
379
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,315
I spilled coffee on my dress
on my way to work,
380
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,984
someone parked in my parking spot,
381
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,027
and then,
I did a story on a woman
382
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,988
who makes 100,000 dollars a year
383
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,906
officiating cat weddings. [chuckles]
384
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,827
You know how much I make? Hm?
Not as much as the cat reverend
385
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,870
of Staten Island, I'll tell you that!
386
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,416
[sighs, inhales]
What's going on here?
387
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,959
-Nothing.
-We're fine.
388
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,587
Good, because I could not handle
one more thing.
389
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,259
We have to find Justin
and give him his wisdom back
390
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,344
before Giada realizes what I did to him.
391
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,096
He ran away after you yelled at him.
392
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,765
If you're him and he's you,
where would you go if he yelled at you?
393
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,600
[inhales sharply] I think I know.
394
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,148
[Giada screaming] Where is my TV?!
395
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,192
[panicked] I'm just gonna wait
for Billie outside.
396
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,866
She told you to shoo?
You, the tooth fairy?
397
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,619
Who does she even think she is?
398
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,706
-There you are.
-[exhales sharply]
399
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,168
What, did you come to yell at us again?
Well, we're not gonna take it anymore!
400
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,131
Way to bail, tooth fairy!
401
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,301
How'd you find out where I was?
402
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,219
I came here when you yelled at me.
403
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,014
Oh, dag, I knew this felt familiar.
404
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,767
Come on, let's go home.
405
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,477
[scoffs] Why,
so you can lecture me again?
406
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,439
[sighs softly] No.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
407
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,192
This isn't your fault.
You tried to teach me
408
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,361
that sometimes magic is about precision,
and not power.
409
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,739
[sighs] Maybe if I had listened,
410
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,408
I would have only taken
your teeth and not your wisdom.
411
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,368
You took my teeth?
412
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,039
What I'm trying to say is, you were right.
413
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,957
I can be a bull in a china shop.
414
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,418
Why would a bull be in a china shop?
He'd break everything.
415
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,797
-That's what I said.
-Yeah!
416
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,674
But after chasing you around all day,
417
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,134
I think I finally understand.
418
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,263
I need my teacher back,
which means you need your wisdom back.
419
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,849
Word. [snaps fingers] Wisdom's tight.
420
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,186
Please stop talking.
421
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,313
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
422
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,359
[♪ music fades out]
423
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,613
Hey, Milo? Milo!
I know you're in there.
424
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,243
Of course I'm in here.
425
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,953
We don't know how to get out, remember?
426
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,415
Why was this clubhouse
so important to you?
427
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,169
Billie has the lair.
428
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,046
Just wanted a cool place
for us to hang out.
429
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,256
This was for us?
430
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,300
Yeah. We're brothers.
We share everything.
431
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,469
I mean, you let me wear
your underwear. [chuckles]
432
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,013
I most certainly do not.
433
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,642
Let's not get caught up
in who wears whose underwear.
434
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,354
The point is,
I wanted a space for us.
435
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,398
But, I guess I got carried away.
436
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,110
You're... You're creative.
That's a good thing.
437
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,155
I-- I should have listened
to some of your ideas.
438
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,700
Next time I will.
I'm sorry for snapping at you.
439
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,786
And for calling my ideas bad?
440
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,663
And for calling your ideas bad.
441
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,248
And for being taller than me?
442
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,125
Milo, I can't apologize for being--
Okay, okay.
443
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,422
Okay. I'm so-- Milo, I'm sorry
for being taller than you.
444
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,595
How are we gonna get out of here?
445
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,889
Are you asking for my idea?
446
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,851
[grunts] Yeah. I guess I am.
447
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,063
Okay. Mom! Mommy!
448
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,523
That's a great idea.
449
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,983
-Mom!
-Mommy!
450
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,401
-Mom!
-Mommy!
451
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,029
-[both] Mom!
-[Giada] Boys?
452
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,948
-Boys, are you in there?
-[balloons popping]
453
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,745
-[sighs]
-Mom! I knew you'd save us.
454
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,788
[scoffs] I'm your mom.
455
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,208
I could lift a car
if it meant getting to my babies.
456
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,877
Also, you know the walls
are made of balloons, right?
457
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,212
I used a safety pin.
458
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,175
[gasps] Is that my TV?!
459
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,385
Hide.
460
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,555
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
461
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,475
[♪ music fades out]
462
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,062
Just do it already.
Give me my wisdom back.
463
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,105
Ooh, dunk it in my ear hole.
464
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,777
No. No one's dunking
anything in your ear hole.
465
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,320
I have to be precise.
466
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,780
Boo.
467
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,741
Is there a spell to put him to sleep?
468
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,159
-Good idea.
-Pfft!
469
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,786
You can't put the J-Man to s...
470
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,871
[snoring]
471
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,207
Okay, let's do this.
472
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,336
[♪ ethereal instrumental music plays]
473
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,421
-You have to put that in his head.
-I know, Winter.
474
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,341
-This reminds me of that game, Dr. Shock--
-I know, Winter.
475
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,760
-You're really bad at that game.
-I know, Winter!
476
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,346
You want to hold the wand,
and I'll do the play-by-play?
477
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,430
Sorry.
478
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,936
Okay, just the blue cup.
479
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,231
Almost got it.
480
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,113
[♪ music peaks, stops]
481
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,866
-Did it work?
-Only one way to find out.
482
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,294
Hey Justin. Feel like going surfing?
483
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,504
Surfing? In Staten Island,
484
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,047
I don't even drink the tap water.
485
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,967
[chuckles softly]
Oh yeah, he's back.
486
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,179
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
487
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,021
Cowabunga, dudes!
488
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,319
[♪ music fades out]
489
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,366
Awesome!
I'm gonna start saying cowabunga.
490
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,994
Please don't.
491
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,039
I can't believe you went surfing.
492
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,833
-I can, my back's killing me.
-Aw.
493
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,586
I just lost a tooth.
494
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,421
I can't wait for the tooth fairy to come.
495
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,881
I wouldn't hold your breath.
496
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,927
Are we not gonna talk about
how hot your dad looks in a wetsuit?
497
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,848
-Ugh!
-[Roman] Get a room!
498
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,017
-[♪ instrumental rock sting]
-[inaudible]
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