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My life is kind of a mess. I gained 65 pounds.

Nothing has changed since I was 12.

She's 30 and lives with her mom.

Unbelievable!

And your food truck?

It's coming along.

Self-sabotage.

If you don't tell me how you feel, it'll be too late.

- How long have you liked Nassim? - I don't like him.

Really? But you guys seem so close.

He's like a brother. He's my bro.

I mean, you converted my husband!

God bless! There is no power but with God.

We had one thing to do.

But you had to mess it up.

You're being silly with that Kabyle guy.

Safia, you coming?

In this family,

there's no such thing as hitting rock bottom.

Things can always get worse.

Your parents are still married, Miss.

That's crazy!

- We've got other siblings. - Sure, siblings.

If you still see him as your father.

Rania? Rania, are you okay?

DAMIEN - MISSED CALL NASSIM - MISSED CALL

It's too much info. Way too much.

The merchandise is loaded?

Recount it, guys.

Safia, come on. Let's think about this, please.

What do you want to think about? This is it.

Are we sure about this?

- Yes, Fara. Come on, vamos. - Okay. Great.

TWO MONTHS EARLIER...

We went to every region To create our recipes

Dijon mustard Espelette pepper

New recipes Bread straight out of the oven

Everything is finally ready We're coming back

Big news Listen carefully

It's all for the Parisians

We'll see you today

The truck is coming to Paris

Paris, baby

Faramineuse!

Algerian, Greek and Mediterranean fusion food!

Launching today at the Parvis de la D�fense.

See you there.

We're good. You can cut now.

No, wait.

What?

Nothing. You're beautiful.

Stop it! Come on. How was it?

It was perfect, just like you.

Okay, come on.

- How are you? - Good.

Anyway, we could post your video next week

and stay here another couple of days.

But you can't.

- How boring that I have to go the notary. - I know.

Everything will be fine, okay?

Bye, Fran�ois. Bye, Huguette.

Let's go.

- Wait. - What?

The closer we get to Paris, the more uncomfortable you get.

I'm trying to enjoy this as much as I can because when we're there,

we can't do this in front of anyone.

- This is our thing, our secret garden. - The secret garden. Yeah. Okay.

But it's a bit complicated not to tell anyone.

I haven't seen my family in a month. And you know how they are.

I want to keep it separate. They'll get involved.

- No. - I know.

Okay, fine. You know what? It's okay.

Let's go.

MISKINA, POOR THING

Salam, brothers and sisters. I hope you're well.

I want to thank all of you for following my channel.

Alhamudellah. That's so rad.

What are we going to talk about?

A unique and magical moment in life.

It's the birth of a child.

So, Islam and birth, what's the deal?

Here are the three top Islamic practices for babies.

Let's start with the Tahnik.

That's it. I hope you enjoyed this video.

Thank you all for following me. Keep watching. Click and subscribe.

Inshallah. See you soon, brothers and sisters.

Wait, honey, I'll go with you.

Saf!

You have to take your maternity leave.

I have too much work. I can't.

I know, but you're seven months pregnant. You're going to have to stop.

By the way, have they stopped paying you? It's been two months and no money.

I forgot to tell you. They changed the payroll company.

- So there's a delay, but it'll come. - Okay.

Easy, easy.

Stop.

So? You're surprised, right?

How did you get the permit?

Yeah, I just did. Honestly.

That's great, but it's a bit gray.

Gray?

Between 12:00 and 2:00 p.m., you've got 5,000 jerks in suits here.

There's no competition. It's going to be extraordinary.

Okay. Let's get to work. Let's go.

- Okay, let's go. - Let's go.

Fara, Muslim Pro, it's prayer time!

Thank you.

- Love you both. - Have a nice day.

Bye.

So we put on sweaters, turtlenecks.

We get together with friends around the fire.

We use the grill. Yeah, I'm super happy.

- Hello? - Hi sweetie. It's me.

I'm calling about the meeting with the lawyer.

Do you have all the documents?

What documents?

Fara.

Don't forget the Dijon mustard

And the Espelette pepper

With a little broccoli

- Stop it, Bilal. It's embarrassing. - I understand.

How was the road trip?

It was great. I tested some amazing recipes.

Great. I mean, we tested them, right?

I mean, we were very professional.

- Sure. - Sure.

It wasn't like a romantic getaway. It was strictly business.

Fara and I are colleagues. I mean, we work together.

Okay, Damien.

Can you take the trash cans out?

Sure, no problem.

Thank you.

My little secret garden.

- Stop it. - Come on.

- Hello? - Fara, Mom showed up unexpectedly.

What? I don't understand.

I can't. I'm setting up the truck.

Stop crying. Fine. I'll call you back.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

Apparently, there's a document missing.

If we don't get it, we'll miss the inheritance deadline.

They do this to me right when I get back to Paris.

It's okay.

Everything will be fine. Go deal with it.

I'll take care of lunch.

No way.

Fara, it's your family. It's important. Okay?

- Do you know where the stuffing is? - What?

You're not staying?

I know. I'm bummed, too. I can't believe it.

I'll be in and out. Easy-peasy.

Don't worry. We'll manage.

- So I'll see you there at 5:00 p.m.? - Why? You're coming, too?

Everyone is going. Everyone is in her will.

- What? - Yes, do you know what that means?

Oh, Grandma!

How did she have all that dough?

That's how Arabic grandmas are.

They hide it well. It's all in here.

Rudy did some digging.

She has land in Algeria and olive fields.

- No. - Yes.

In two years, we'll replace the Pugets.

I don't like this.

It's so weird to talk about grandma, money, see?

It's weird. Or not.

You were crying earlier, right?

Don't do this to me today.

Wow, unrecognizable.

Safia, can you introduce me to this lady?

Yes, you've missed a few episodes.

You don't like my new look, honey?

I missed you. How was your tour?

Did you find new recipes?

I was about to work my first shift and you do this.

What is it? Do you have the documents?

Everyone thought that I was going to handle this.

Since the boxes are here, it made sense.

My house is not a storage unit.

Let's find the papers and get rid of it all.

We can't throw away Grandma's stuff.

- Now you have something to say? - I wasn't there.

Exactly.

What do you mean?

Between her who thinks she's Afida Turner, and you running away for months,

nobody is judging.

Do what you want. We're all good.

Is the baby making you more chatty?

Pregnant or not, I'll take you down.

Girls, stop it.

I started putting boxes here. Let's get to work.

And I didn't run away, Mom. Okay?

For 30 years, you were on my case for doing nothing.

Now I'm working, and you're still on my case.

Bad timing. That's all.

But that's okay. We'll do it together.

Chill!

- Chill, Fara! - Did you say "chill?"

Excuse me, whoever you are, if we're in this mess,

it's because you left home.

Left home? Could you pay the rent?

I did what I could.

No, but it was our home.

I wanted to say goodbye.

And you went through my things.

No privacy. What if I had weed or a thong?

I don't have a thong, Mom.

The last time I wore one, it was never found again.

The point is don't go through people's things.

Fara, it's unbelievable.

It's the best spot in Paris.

Yes, Bilal, the gentleman...

- Hold this. - It's a huge hit.

It is! People are fighting for the last sandwich.

We're almost sold out!

Unbelievable. That's amazing.

Close the doors. There. Say that we're out of stock.

Like at night clubs when the door is closed, it's exciting for people.

Okay, I'll call you back, honey.

Clementines, that's all we have left.

And I'm missing it. Damn it.

Okay, what do we need? Come on.

I had copies of everything.

All we need is the property deed for Alicante.

What do you mean, Alicante?

That apartment still exists?

Why wouldn't it?

I don't know. We haven't been to that hellhole in 20 years.

Come on. We had lots of great memories there.

Seriously, Mom?

Well, not all good.

- Where can this document be? - That's just it, we don't know.

I'm going to make some food because poor Safia needs to eat.

Why a million safety pins?

- See that? That goes in the bin. - No.

How are you? Tired? You're not helping us?

Mom, look. Grandma had hidden treasures.

Algerian grandmothers hide their things well.

By the way, it's so weird to talk about Grandma's money.

Between the jewelry, Alicante, maybe we could...

I'd like to get my own place.

Me, too.

Between the baby and the rent...

I'd like to start my own pottery shop.

Don't you want to get an apartment first?

Sorry, Mom, but where do you live? And where's the cat?

Right, you don't know about her new life.

Mom lives with a "friend."

Since when do you have friends?

She's a friend from college.

College? What?

Wait, the Alicante boxes are here. They're here.

Leave it. It's nothing but old stuff.

Look, it's the tapes she recorded back then.

By the way, Mom. How did you manage to prepare everything?

Now I understand why we went to Alicante all the time.

You have a second family. I'm the idiot.

I'll solve the problem. I'll cut everything in half.

Two lives. Two families. Two homes.

You'll have your half. I'll have mine. Is that okay with you?

- You're screwing a whore. - What?

But Fara saw you in a car with a woman in your arms.

Nora, Areski!

Come here, my loves.

My loves, you are my real children, unlike the other two.

- You want two of everything? - Why are you doing this?

- Here's your half. - Stop it.

- That's your half. - Why?

Double life. It's your double life.

Binti, can you help me?

Grandma, wait.

Grandma!

Mom, a thought just came to me.

Dad and his family won't get anything, right?

We shouldn't be punished because you couldn't get divorced.

Maybe.

What? What do you mean?

I don't get it. How did you not take care of this?

You had time to get your hair done, to go back to college,

even to buy Dua Lipa's wardrobe.

But you couldn't get a divorce? You didn't have time?

Thirty years.

For 30 years, I only took care of you.

I gave up on my job, my private life, my dreams.

And I lived with my mother.

I handled the moving on my own!

You decided to take the truck and leave.

Your sister decided not to tell anyone that she got fired,

pretending to go to work every day.

Honey, you can tell when someone's unemployed. Sorry.

Well, I decided to take care of myself.

I know it must seem strange to you, but you'll get used to it.

I'll see you at the reading of the will, and forget about the document.

- I'm sorry about your job, Safia. - Yeah, well, it's okay.

I didn't know.

We'll wait a bit longer before we tell everyone.

- Really? - Trust me. Not today.

Okay, sweetie. We'll wait.

What's all this?

Le Capucin, Gold River, Coup de Folie, Dancing Brave...

- Can I see? - All these names...

They're horse races.

I didn't know that Grandma was a gambler.

It's haram in Islam to gamble.

What the hell is this doing here?

I don't know what she has that Mom doesn't. She's a mess.

And the clich� of a guy banging the younger girl.

Do you smell that? It smells weird.

Safia!

Incredible!

Why are you laughing? It's not funny.

Turn it off! Damn it. Everything is soaked. Stop.

- Oh, damn. - You are insane. Seriously.

It's here.

Damien, the sauce.

- Hello, gentlemen. - Hello. Sorry...

Okay, we're leaving. We were just leaving. It's okay.

I told you not to park here.

- Where is it? - I think it's there.

- Okay, we found it. - Great.

Are you okay, girls?

You didn't come with your kids?

I'm just staying for the signature. I don't need money.

- What's Rudy doing here? - He's a tax specialist.

What? No, he's in HR.

Yes, but he's good with numbers. He reads Forbes.

Excuse me, but I don't think that you've been summoned.

- It's okay. We don't mind. - Good to hear it.

Quick question.

Where is Rania's furniture?

It's at my place. Why?

Because we like it. That's all.

Fara, I need to talk to you.

- The Alaouis? - Yes.

This way, please.

- Tell me later. - Yeah, later.

Very well...

Sorry, I'm a bit late.

Maxime...

First of all, thank you all for coming.

It is important that all the signatories be present,

or we wouldn't be able to read the will.

And this is a pretty particular situation.

One hundred and four thousand euros.

That's the amount of Mrs. Alaoui's debt.

I'm laughing because instead of "inheritance," you said "debt."

I think you made a little mistake.

She's right. You said "debt."

And that's the opposite.

Let me explain with a little drawing. It'll be easier.

To pay her rent, Mrs. Alaoui had secured a loan,

and that loan got paid back with another loan,

which was paid back with another loan, and so on.

- Revolving loans? - Yes, exactly.

The rates are high,

and unfortunately, based on the data provided by the financial institutions,

she's allowed them to accumulate.

So there are only debts? No inheritance, only debts.

No. I should've started with this.

There is one asset, just one.

A two-bedroom apartment in Alicante, Spain, bought in 1993.

It's a very valuable asset. You should sell it.

No. We won't sell Alicante. Never.

Sorry. I completely forgot to mention, and this will reassure you.

You don't have to accept the inheritance.

You can just reject her debts.

Of course, reject the debts.

Wait, if we reject them, do they just disappear?

Yes, exactly.

- There you go. - I was going to tell you.

I mean, unless one of you stood surety for one of the loans.

Did Mrs. Alaoui make you sign any of these?

It's August 24th, 1991.

Inside the white cocoon, a peaceful night has fallen.

Here, sign this. It's for social security.

Here. And this is for the insurance.

There you go, baby.

Here, sign this.

What is it?

- A thank you card for Mrs. Guyot. - Who is Mrs. Guyot?

The neighbor. She's always so nice.

She always helps us.

You have to sign. Just sign here.

- Two copies for Mrs. Guyot? - Just in case.

- In case of what? - Just in case.

Go get it, binti.

- Hello. - Hello.

A delivery for Rania Alaoui. I need your signature.

Grandma, there's a delivery. You have to sign for it.

My hands are dirty.

Sign for me, binti.

And another one, please.

We've met before, right?

No. Have a nice day.

She's incredible.

Wait a minute, guys.

Here, take it, in your face.

Not bad.

- Wait, my turn. It's my turn. - Yeah, go on.

- Just the people I've been looking for. - Rania.

You need to sign this.

It's a petition to bring my soap opera back on TV.

You're right. You have to fight, Grandma.

And give me your IDs for the photocopy.

You're really taking this seriously.

Ten thousand euros. I can't believe this.

I'll pay it back if I have to.

No way. I've managed my whole life.

It's not going to change now.

Mom, how much is the apartment in Alicante?

It isn't going to cover it.

But we're going to sell it, right? To pay off some of it.

No, it's the last thing I have from my mother.

But you do realize we have debts to pay?

Debts come and go. They vanish. It's nothing.

They don't vanish. That's why we have debts.

I'm here if you need me.

Don't worry about it.

Keep your money for your real family.

We'll work twice as hard with the food truck. It's a huge hit.

That's what I wanted to tell you...

You know the D�fense spot?

I wanted to test it before getting the permit.

I don't really have one.

But they wanted to check.

And they said that in terms of hygiene,

you don't have the certification.

Do you have your driver's license? And they told me...

I don't get it. I don't understand. Explain it to me again.

They've seized the food truck.

You know what the real problem is in this family?

Lies.

Everybody lies. That's it. You and your divorce.

You and...

You're the world champion of liars. That goes without saying.

And now, even Grandma turned out to be a liar.

Nobody saw that coming. It's crazy!

We'll figure it out, you know, with your salary and mine.

I might even end up making money with my videos.

Come on, Koh-Lanta starts in ten minutes.

I forgot. I can't. I have a prenatal yoga class.

Now?

That's what I said, but these hippies are so lame.

We'll watch the replay.

Sorry, see you later.

It's me. Calm down. It's me.

What are you doing here?

I knew you were back, so I came back, too.

I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry.

I missed you, my love.