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KNOCK ON DOOR

BRENDA: Father Brown! It's me!

Brenda Palmer.

Brenda!

What's happened? - I need your help, Father.

I didn't do it. I swear!

Didn't do what?

Let's begin at the beginning.

When did you first leave the borstal?

A few weeks back. They lined up a job for me.

A proper one this time.

Where was this?

The Granford Club, in Burrywick.

I've heard of it.

Most prestigious. - The staff are nice too.

I got my own room. - S50... what happened?

The boss said I nicked a fiver from the till, but I never.

I gave them the slip out the back window and I ran.

I know I made it worse, Father, but I was scared.

They'd send me down again, to a real prison this time.

No, they won't.

I won't let that happen. - But what if they don't believe me?

They will. When I find the real culprit.

BIRDSONG

Don't get me wrong, it was good of you to take her in.

But can you be positively sure she's telling the truth?

Yeah, he positively can.

Cos lam. - I'm glad to hear it, young lady.

BRENDA: Who's this? - I'm Mrs Devine.

You must be Brenda.

Father Brown told me all about you.

Ah! Funny...

he never mentioned you.

Good. Pleasantries exchanged.

Now-- - LADY FELICIA: Yoo-hoo!

Father Brown! I thought it was high time that I...

Oh, hello.

I don't think we've met.

This is Mrs Devine, our new Parish Secretary.

Oh.

And this is Miss Brenda Palmer, a young friend in need of help.

In fact, we were just-- - I'm sorry, you're not quite what I was...

Where did you say that you'd worked previously?

I didn't.

It's just that your predecessor Mrs McCarthy is a dear friend of mine

forgive my curiosity in her replacement.

FATHER BROWN: Lady Felicia...

you will have to excuse us.

Miss Palmer and I have a pressing engagement in Burrywick.

Oh, well, let my chauffeur drive you. - I was going to drive them.

In that tiny little car outside? I think we can do better than that.

BRENDA: Can't I wait in the car, Father?

FATHER BROWN: Have courage, Brenda. You've done nothing wrong.

MRS DEVINE: This place looks familiar.

You know, you're right. Didn't it used to be a jazz club?

The Twister! Of course.

Great cocktails, wonderful music.

What a pity it's become a stuffy private member's club.

Even so, I've been meaning to have a nosy. - They won't let you in.

My husband Monty's a member, and he says it's all rather splendid.

No ladies allowed? What on Earth?

Told ya.

Ah. This could be awkward.

We'll wait in the car, shall we? - We shall do nothing of the sort!

Well, what a magnificent collection of male specimens!

Excuse me, ladies. - That's Mr Granford.

This club is for gentlemen only. I'm afraid I must ask you to leave.

Oh, so you're very happy to employ women, just not to serve them?

MR GRANFORD CHUCKLES

Talking of employees

we are here to vouch for the good name of Miss Brenda Palmer.

She's anxious to clear the air after yesterday's misunderstanding.

Well, I have no interest in clearing the air. The girl stole from us.

I never stole that money, Mr Granford. I'm telling the truth.

Right, telephone the police, Charlotte. - But, but surely if a priest says...

Thank you for bringing back the thief.

Father, you're welcome to stay for a drink should you wish.

But your two companions will have to go elsewhere.

Then I have no desire to drink here either.

And we will stay here

until the police arrive.

As you wish. - I did suggest we stay in the car.

Fiddlesticks. We shall not be moved.

BRENDA: That's John, the manager.

And that's Bertie, the son.

He just got kicked out of Oxford. That's why his dad won't give him any money.

Was he in the bar yesterday? - Yeah.

Describe his movements to me precisely.

OK, erm...

He was in and out most of the day...

Then he went upstairs about four o'clock.

He came back down with a face like thunder and carried on drinking.

How long was he upstairs for? -Em...

20 minutes?

Why?

FATHER BROWN: Colonel, may I borrow your newspaper momentarily?

IN'A CROAKY VOICE: My pleasure.

FATHER BROWN: Are you a racing man, Mr Granford?

I notice the favourite, Durley Dean

lost spectacularly yesterday at 4:15.

Sorry, I don't bet on horses.

No. But do...

occasionally. Thank you.

And more to the point, so does your son.

I've seen him at the racecourse.

Bertie had his allowance taken away because he was sent down from Oxford, am I right?

Now, I will wager that the five-pound note

taken from the till was used to place a bet.

What utter rot!

FATHER BROWN: Well, a quick check of your pockets for a betting slip would settle it.

I'm sure you won't mind, if you've nothing to hide.

You can't be serious.

Right, get up.

Get up!

You are a disgrace.

To think that I was teaching you to take over here, well you can forget about that!

Now get out of my sight! Get!

John, call the police. Tell them there has been a false alarm.

Quickly! - Yes, sir.

Right, the job is still yours if you want it. -Ido, sir.

Thank you.

And ladies...

I reserve the right to refuse entrance to whomever I choose

so I will ask you again, please leave.

ALL: Hear, hear. - MAN: Bravo. Bravo.

And you call yourselves gentlemen!

Quite!

Thank you, Father, for saving me skin again.

You're very welcome, Miss Palmer.

Goodbye.

I'm sure you will do yourself proud.

LADY FELICIA: Oh dear me, this place needs a thorough clear up.

It's becoming something of a mould museum.

And what, may I ask, would you know about housekeeping, Lady Felicia?

I know how to hire wisely

which is more than I can say for some people. And what kind of name is Devine?

She seems to care more about her appearance than she does about looking after you.

Mrs Devine's role is Parish Secretary, not Housekeeper.

And besides, I am more than capable of looking after myself!

From now on, you can lock up after the gents have gone, and Moira's done the cleaning.

You're giving them to me?

Yeah, but don't lose them now, this is our only spare set.

Mm-hmm.

I am so tired, see you tomorrow.

Alright.

Well, I am glad you're back, my love

because I would have really missed having a laugh with you.

I know, I would've missed you too.

It's OK.

Clean that up.

He's a spoiled brat.

I bet you he's never worked a day in his life.

Hey, no.

You cheer up.

Watch this.

SHE GIGGLES

Look at this. OK. - What?

You start with two.

How'd you do that? - OK.

Start with two... - OK.

...and then you add a third.

Go on.

THEY LAUGH

SHE STAMMERS: I'm sorry, sir.

I hope re-hiring you wasn't a mistake, girl.

Good morning, gentlemen!

I'l have a martini, please.

We don't serve women at the Granford Club!

So you can end your puerile little stunt right now, and get out!

Well, if it's all the same to you, 1 think I'll stay.

I love nothing more than to sit at a bar and witter on about kittens

and knitting patterns. Feel free to ignore me, gentlemen.

I think you'll find that nobody here is the least bit impressed

or interested in your protest.

Hmm. - CHARLOTTE: Jasper?

Why don't you allow ladies here?

I've always wondered.

I will not discuss this here.

Charlotte.

Anyone fancy a game of charades? No?

LOUD SLAP - JASPER: How dare you contradict me?

My own wife!

Get that blasted woman out of here, I don't care how you do it!

Are you alright?

Would you please stop this? You're never going to change his mind.

Oh my dear, I know that.

I'm simply here to make a point, and I haven't finished making it.

Well, then I'll have to telephone the police. I'm sorry.

You don't understand, but I'm doing this for women everywhere.

You think it's just women who're banned from this place?

Look around.

You're quite right.

How jolly insensitive of me.

Wait a minute.

I knew I'd met you before, the Twister Club!

It was yours, wasn't it?

It was.

What on earth happened?

I better get back to work.

Chief Inspector Sullivan. You see the lengths I go to for us to meet?

I'm told you're making quite the spectacle of yourself, Lady Felicia.

Not at all, I simply popped in for a martini, which I'm still waiting for by the way.

Won't you join me? - Would you please unlock those?

Gosh, I'd love to, but I seem to have misplaced the key.

Are you going to frisk me?

I warn you, I'm ticklish.

Well, there's only one thing for it.

MEN APPLAUD AND CHEER

Party pooper. - KNOCK ON DOOR

Mr Granford? I've got your lunch.

Mr Granford?

SHE GASPS

Somebody help!

FATHER BROWN: A single stab wound to the heart.

Somewhat operatic.

No sign of a struggle.

He seems to have been taken by surprise.

Yes, thank you, Father, I can see that for myself.

So the safe was open and the contents emptied.

Can anyone say when they last saw Mr Granford alive?

I'd say about two hours ago.

Right, sir, everyone's been detained downstairs, I've taken all their names.

Thank you.

Well, anyone could have slipped upstairs and done this.

LADY FELICIA: Well, you can count me out, I was handcuffed to the bar at the time.

The Chief Inspector had to cut me loose.

Did he?

FATHER BROWN: Chief Inspector? I know you would have noticed this, but look.

Looks as if it's been discarded in haste.

There's blood on the sleeve.

And a faint odour of, what is it, candle wax?

BRENDA: That's the Colonel's!

Colonel's?

Partridge, sir.

He always wears it. He was in the bar earlier.

Sergeant, is the Colonel on that list?

No, sir. - He's clearly left the building.

Sergeant, get the men and search the area. - Righty-o, sir.

He can't have done anything to Mr Granford.

He can't even get out his chair without help.

SULLIVAN: In which case, someone must've seen him leave the bar.

Unless all eyes were on Lady Felicia's stunt.

Sorry.

So an ancient Colonel clambers up the stairs, kills Mr Granford, robs him

then dumps his jacket because there's blood on it?

Or did he merely discover the body?

He gets blood on him, panics he'll be blamed, so sheds it and flees.

Yes, possibly, quite possibly.

Either way, he couldn't have fled through the bar unnoticed.

Is there another exit?

How did he manage all these steps? It couldn't have been the Colonel.

Well, we found the keys to the office and the combination

to the safe in his jacket pocket.

Whilst I appreciate this must be very difficult for you

someone must've given it to the Colonel.

Jasper would never divulge the combination to me.

I was barely allowed to set foot in his office.

And you? You're the manager here.

He wouldn't risk me knowing it. I had to hand him the takings at the door.

You, Master Granford?

Me?

He never trusted me either. - Can't think why.

But I overheard your father saying he was priming you to run the business.

Surely he would have entrusted the safe combination to you for practical purposes.

Look, I said he didn't, alright?

Forgive me. I know this has been a shock...

but the combination to the safe was handwritten, you see.

So a simple writing specimen would settle it.

It was all the Colonel's idea.

He was going to empty the safe tonight, after my father had retired to bed.

He was always asleep by about ten.

I'd be seen propping up the bar all evening

and no one would suspect the Colonel of such a thing.

The plan was to split the takings.

You just admitted to a difficult relationship with your father.

Only yesterday the two of you had a confrontation, rather publicly.

With him dead, you're in line to inherit a fortune--

I wouldn't have him killed.

I hated him sometimes, but I swear on my life, I didn't want this.

I just wanted the money in the safe.

BRENDA: I could've just been yards from the killer.

I still don't think it was the Colonel though.

So I'm afraid the club is going to have to close until further notice.

Close? Why?

I just assumed you'd need a bit of time, Mrs Granford.

Oh.

It's Charlotte.

And I have wasted enough time. Tomorrow the doors will open as usual.

I don't want anyone losing their jobs over this.

Actually, a couple of the waitresses have already quit.

It's gonna take a little time to train new staff.

I could step in, until you find someone more permanent.

And I could do with the extra pay.

Yesterday you worked out I was the thief in a matter of minutes.

You seem to see things that others don't.

So I'm asking you to help me, Father.

If you are innocent of this crime, I will do all I can.

But first, you have to answer everything I ask.

Why are you so in need of money?

You stole to gamble.

There was a girl, in Oxford.

She worked in a pub.

I got her into trouble.

Behaved despicably.

And her father saw to it that I got sent down.

The money was for the baby, you see?

Least I could do.

I'm not proud of who I am.

But someone killed my father and wants me to take the blame.

I don't deserve that.

Do I?

Not going to handcuff yourself to the bar again, are you, Lady Felicia?

I never repeat a party trick.

Father.

Mrs Devine.

Any news on the Colonel, Chief Inspector?

He seems to have vanished into thin air, Father.

But we'll find him.

In the meantime, we have his accomplice.

I'm sorry, Mrs Granford, I've had to charge him.

While I'm here, Father, can I get you a drink?

No, thank you.

You seem pleased that Bertie's been arrested. May I ask why?

I just don't like him, that's all.

Do you think he's guilty?

I've only been working here for a few weeks, so I... I couldn't possibly say.

But I know a nasty piece of work when I see one.

I know she's your friend, but could the timing

of Moira's employment be significant?

You what? You mean, did she kill Mr Granford?

Well, no. She can't have done, she was a cleaner.

She was only in at nights.

That is a fair point.

But I'm still not convinced that Bertie is responsible for the murder.

And the incriminating note left at the crime scene

smacks of someone trying to implicate him.

Perhaps it's a case of Occam's Razor?

There's hard evidence placing the Colonel at the scene

and he's gone on the run.

I did see him staring daggers at him, more than once.

The Colonel was certainly embroiled in events.

But a bloody jacket is not significant evidence.

Let us consider the murder itself.

Whoever drove the knife in did it face-to-face.

That suggests it is personal.

LADY FELICIA: There's John.

He ran the Twister Jazz Club.

And when I asked him what happened, he was rather coy about it.

And what about Mrs Granford?

I notice she's had quite the fashion transformation.

She stood up to him publicly about the man-only policy

and I suspect he struck her for it.

So, perhaps the pertinent question is...

who was Jasper Granford?

You saw my husband's contempt for women, Father.

Does it surprise you he extended it to me?

Sadly, no.

Which is why I need to ask you, did you have a hand in his death?

Do you really think that I would allow my own son to take the blame if I had?

Bertie...

Bertie grew up with Jasper's example, but he is not bad to the core.

Please believe that.

I do already... and I will prove his innocence.

And to that end, I need to know more about your husband.

He was a wealthy man. How did he come by his fortune?

It wasn't inherited, that I'm certain of.

I never met his family.

He was very secretive about them.

He was very secretive about everything.

And his business dealings?

He never discussed them with me.

I know he had several places, apart from this club.

Allin entertainment and hospitality.

This building was previously a jazz club

belonging to your manager, John.

Yes. Poor John, he, erm... he got into debt.

That is how Jasper came to own the club.

He did one good thing at least, he kept on all the staff and I...

I don't know how I would have managed without them.

Especially John.

What was it like in borstal?

Hard.

But...

I made some good friends.

It's not that different from growing up in care, really.

Come here.

Come on.

You are a very, very special girl

and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Are you alright? - Mm-hmm.

I have a son. Max. He's ten.

And he's in a care home too.

Why'd they take him off ya?

My husband, he was a really good man, but he drank.

So... so I had to support all of us.

I was... out nights...

sometimes.

A neighbour reported me as being unfit and... well, you know how it is.

Women don't get a second chance.

I'm sorry.

They wouldn't even tell me where he was, until somebody took pity on me.

But now I get to visit him at least, just down the road, in Glendale.

And that is why I took this job.

Hey, watch this.

I'm gonna do it.

MOIRA: Yes!

Bravo, Miss Palmer.

Moira taught me!

All I'm saying is Mrs McCarthy used to see to it that he was eating properly, etc.

I already had a husband I had to care for, but he was an invalid.

It's not my job to be Father Brown's housekeeper.

Well, what is your job, pray tell?

It's certainly isn't bookkeeping.

I saw a pile of unopened post that could cause an avalanche.

It seems that Mr Granford kept much from his wife

but she was able to give me a list of his other businesses.

Now, if the murderer is someone that he wronged

the answer may be contained in this.

Gosh, he owned a restaurant, a night club, a theatre, oh!

The Purple Cravat, that's a cabaret club in Scho.

A friend was in the chorus there. I'l give her a call.

In fact, let me do a bit of sleuthing.

That would be most helpful, Mrs Devine.

Well, at least she's helping you with something.

JOHN: You did a good job today, Moira.

If you'd like to stay on as a permanent waitress, we'd be glad to have you.

Please say yeah.

Erm, I... I would really like that, thank you.

Those flowers need throwing out.

A florist is going to bring some more in the morning.

Can I take them? - Feel free.

Max will love these.

You're giving flowers to a boy?

When he was little, he would ask me to name all of the different flowers in the garden.

To brighten up your room.

So, I spoke to my chorus line friend, and apparently

Jasper Granford bought the Purple Cravat from the previous owners

who'd suddenly gone bankrupt after a lavish renovation they couldn't afford.

How fortuitous.

Of course that got me wondering, was there a pattern to this?

So I called all the other businesses on the list.

It turns out there were sudden bankruptcies before

all of Jasper Granford's business acquisitions.

That must be what happened to the Twister Jazz Club.

FATHER BROWN: Indeed.

Did Jasper Granford deliberately force those businesses to fail

so that he could buy them up cheaply?

There's only one way to find out.

The Twister was special.

We had world class musicians.

World class service.

But it needed renovation...

so I applied for a bank loan.

Several in fact.

But they turned me down.

When you're Black in this country, Father, people do make assumptions.

Mr Granford offered to pay for the renovations

in exchange for a small stake in the club.

I agreed. But when the work was done

he denied ever promising the money.

When I couldn't pay

I had to declare bankruptcy.

And guess who snapped up the club cheap?

Huh...

That must have been very, very hard to bear.

I think he enjoyed watching us serve those rich white men

who see us as nothing.

Including the bank managers 1 went to for help.

That amount of resentment can boil over, Mr Harrow.

I didn't kill him.

But I'm not sorry he's dead.

He was a parasite, and it was only a matter of time before someone made him pay.

So, to sum up...

Mr Granford was loathed by almost everyone he was close to.

So was it A, his long suffering wife who he'd struck for speaking out against him?

B, his spoiled son who he bullied and controlled with money?

Uh, C, his club manager who he swindled and forced into servitude?

That's very thorough, Mrs Devine.

Well, not really, you missed out the Colonel.

No, I didn't.

I was getting to him. - Ah, very illuminating.

The question being, how does a man vanish without trace

with half of the police force looking for him?

Father, remember you detected a faint odour on the Colonel's jacket?

Mm! Candle wax. He said it smelt like candle wax.

Did it also happen to have a hint of turpentine about it?

Yes!

Yes, it did faintly.

Then it might be grease paint.

Used for stage make-up.

Could the Colonel in fact be a younger man dressed up to look old?

Do you know, that's actually rather good.

So, someone who was clearly not present the day of the murder.

And it's not as farfetched as you'd think.

I played Bob Cratchit in the Christmas panto one year.

IN A DEEP VOICE: "Gawd bless you, Mr Scrooge!"

IN'A CROAKY VOICE: My pleasure.

No, seriously though, let's think...

who could the younger man be?

Bertie? - No, can't be.

Him and the Colonel were in the same room together.

Right, good point.

Moira and the Colonel. - What about them?

They're the same person.

It's the perfect disguise.

An old man who is practically invisible to everyone around him.

A false tracheostomy hiding a female voice.

She conjured a phantom to take the blame for the murder

and hid in plain sight.

Nol! I'm going to the bog.

"The Colonel" only recently made an appearance at the club.

And Moira just started working there as a Cleaner.

So he'd be in the bar at opening hours

and she at closing time.

Of course, she'd have to be immensely skilled in hair and make-up.

A background in entertainment? - She taught Miss Palmer to juggle!

A-hal It all fits, Father.

I think that it's time I had a word with Moira.

And perhaps you two would stay here with...

Where did she go? - She went to the "bog", apparently.

Brenda, what you doing? - I wanted to ask you myself.

OK.

Did you kill Mr Granford?

SHE LAUGHS Of course I didn't.

What is this?

I've had a lot of people lie to me.

And I know it when I see it.

How could you?

I found the body, I was scared to death!

I didn't know it would be you.

But why'd you do it?

Because he deserved it.

Because he took everything from me.

I don't understand.

POLICE SIREN RINGS

Don't run. Not from this.

I will give myself up, I promise

but please, you have to let me say goodbye to Max.

Please, please, Brenda

otherwise he's going to think I've abandoned him again.

Brenda!

Open this door! - What is going on?

SULLIVAN: Now, Brendal

I'll check the club, sir.

Where is she? Tell us! - Who is it you're looking for?

Moira Barns, on suspicion of murdering your husband.

Moira?

Why are you protecting her?

Where has she gone?

You'd better start talking.

Chief Inspector, please.

I know you helped her for a reason.

But you need to tell us what you know.

She needed to say goodbye.

Goodbye to who?

No one's heard of a children's home in Glendale. You'd better not be lying.

I'm not.

Right, Sergeant, take the next road. Keep asking.

Go door to door if you have to.

Righty-o, sir. - I'll continue down here.

Did Moira tell you anything else about the boy? Anything at all?

Um...

she said he liked flowers.

She used to give him some sometimes.

I thought it was a bit weird, with him being a boy.

I think I know where to look.

They didn't even tell me. That he was dead.

Can you imagine that?

I hear he didn't suffer, at least.

A sudden illness and then... he was gone.

But I should've been there.

What did Mr Granford do to you?

He took our theatre.

Our beautiful theatre.

Drove us all into penury.

And then bit by bit, I lost the rest.

So my husband, my home, and my boy.

So you see, I had... I had to put it right.

FATHER BROWN: A crime of passion can be understood

if not easily forgiven.

But this was calculated.

Cold.

Don't you think I've been punished enough, Father?

Perhaps you have.

But I don't think avoiding punishment matters to you.

Or why not flee?

Or did you want that time to enjoy your handiwork?

It was revenge. Evil.

In the name of love.

Ah, Colonel Partridge, this is a private... Ah!

IN MOIRA'S VOICE: Do you remember

all of those lives that you ruined?

Mine? My husband's?

My son's?

Moira? - Oh, you do remember me.

Good.

Because my face is going to be the last thing you see

as I send you to Hell.

Can either of you tell me that he didn't deserve it?

And what about Bertie?

You set a trap for him to take the blame.

And yet he's entirely innocent of his father's crime.

If Max had lived, he would be everything that Bertie isn't.

And that's a reason to ruin a life? - He would've ruined Brenda's.

He would have sent her to jail without a thought.

People like us...

we mean nothing to him.

And yet the money he tried to steal from his father

he wanted to use for a child

that he wished to take responsibility for.

The police are nearby, Moira... and this is over now.

You need to do the right thing.

When I found out where Max was buried...

I realised...

that it was near to the town where Jasper Granford had moved to.

And that's when I knew.

I knew, I knew that God wanted me to do it.

An eye for an eye. - No.

Vengeance is the Lord's alone.

But then wasn't...

wasn't I the tool of His vengeance?

You acted of your own free will.

Which is His gift to all of us.

You've suffered... and losing your liberty will test you again.

But repentance and penance are the way to peace.

And I hope you find it.

Thank you.

It's a gift, from Brenda.

Oh.

You must let me know next time you are in a show.

Monty and I will come and we'll make a night of it.

I look forward to that.

Miss Palmer. - They fired me, for the stunt with the keys.

Oh, dear! - You poor thing!

I didn't know where else to go.

Oh, Inspector Sullivan.

Mrs Devine. Apologies, I'm here on official business.

Brenda Palmer, I'm arresting you for being an accessory after the fact

by assisting Moira Bans to escape.

What? - You can't be serious.

That is not necessary, Chief Inspector.

She has a history of criminality, and as of today, no fixed abode.

Oh, so you're persecuting a girl for being homeless?

Shame on you! - LADY FELICIA: Quite.

And you'll have to get past us first!

Excuse me, sorry. - Yes, yes.

I think the ladies have spoken, Chief Inspector.

Yes, I rather think they have.

And I have a suggestion.

Miss Palmer is looking for a place to stay, and I clearly need a housekeeper.

Would you consider working for me?

Do you really mean it? - Good, that's settled then.

And I give you my word that I will keep her out of trouble.

Fine.

I don't know why you trust her, but on your head be it.

Good day.

I won't let you down, Father. I promise.

There's no need to start tidying straight away.

Actually, there is.

And I've processed your post, Father, bills have been paid

and your correspondence is in the study.

Oh. - Oh, and Lady Felicia, this came for you.

Ooh!

SHE GASPS Oh, the Twister Jazz Club is reopening

and "Charlotte and John cordially invite you and your friends

to have a martini, on the house."

What a splendid idea! What say you?

Well, I'm game if you are, Father?

I wouldn't mind a bit of jazz.

I wouldn't say no to a martini!

Just the one. - LADY FELICIA: Oh, hurrah!

And we'll get our glad rags on, Mrs D

and we'll find something divine for Brenda to wear.

Oh! Devine! - 0h!

That was a good one.

You'd better unpack.

Oh, OK.