Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranî)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
The grand canyon Really sounds great.
No way. Baja california, That'’s the place.
I was there last year. It'’s beautiful.
Baja is okay. But the grand canyon'’s Something else.
Roy, if you want My advice, you'’ll Go to hawaii.
No, no, thanks.Have you seen this thing About switzerland?
This is beautiful.
Yeah, but cap, nobody Has enough money To go to switzerland.
Hawaii. Hawaii.
All right. All right. I'’ll consider them all. Okay?
Roy, you know What the real Big problem is?
You'’ve got Too many brochures.
Why?
You'’ve got 20 brochures here. I mean, how are you Gonna make up your mind?
You'’ve got so many Decisions that you Have to make.
Oh, all right. I'’ll make the decision. I'’ll make the decision.
I really don'’t need Any help from The sidelines, you know.
I'’m not trying To argue with you Or anything.
I'’m just saying You'’ve got too many Brochures here.
I know. The reason I got All the brochures is I'’m trying to figure out
Where I'’m gonna go, All right?
I mean, I can make The decision on my own.
I'’m gonna pour Myself some coffee.
[alarm sounding]
I don'’t believe this.
Dispatcher on radio : Station 51. Engine 16,
Engine 3, truck 8, Battalion 14.
Structure fire at 558 west sackman street.
Cross street, livonia. Time out, 1310.
Hey, roy? That place Is a swinging singles club.
It'’s called The gathering.
Lf we got a fire in there, It could be bad, '’cause It'’s usually crowded.
[sirens wailing]
Dispatcher on radio : 51, informant reports
Toxic chemicals are stored In a tanker.
Use caution.
Kelly on radio : Squad 51, this is rampart. Can you send me some ekg?
Johnny on radio : 10-4. Transmitting ekg.
We'’re sending you a strip. Vitals to follow.
Pulse is 160. The victim Is in extreme pain, rampart.
[intercom beeping]
This patient is in v-fib.
Rampart, we have lost The victim'’s pulse. Beginning cpr.
[rapid beeping]
We'’re defibrillating victim, Rampart.
Rampart, We'’ve defibrillated victim. Decent sinus rhythm.
Joe on radio : administer 2 amps sodium bicarb And insert an airway.
Kelly on radio : Start an iv, 51. Lactated ringer'’s.
Dixie: squad 51, Continue monitoring vitals And transport immediately.
Johnny on radio : We'’re on our way, rampart.
[horn blaring]
Stanley: marco, Take an inch-and-a-half in Through the rear door, pal.
La, engine 51 on scene. We have smoke showing.
Have engine 16 Protect the rear exposure.
Dispatcher: engine 51. Yeah.
My name is gary charles. I run the club.
Okay, is everybody Out of there?
I think so. The fire started In the kitchen.
It seems everybody Had time to get out.
Okay. We'’ll check. Kelly, Another inch-and-a-half In the rear door, pal.
Dispatcher: engine 16, Cover the rear exposure.
Hey, I can'’t Find larry!
Larry?Yeah. I just met him.
Was he in there When the fire started?
And he'’s still Gotta be in there.
This is the first time That I ever met a man That I really liked
At a singles bar.Uh-huh.
We really hit it off.Uh-huh.
He asked for my telephone Number and everything.
All right.Please find him.
We will, ma'’am. We will.
Okay. Larry was in The upstairs men'’s room.
Cap, we got a man Trapped in there.
Go.Stay here.
Look carefully, Will you? Please?
Roy: we will.
Hey, chet, I think we got Somebody in here.
We'’re gonna have to Go in and check it out.
Let'’s check The second level.
Check in here.
It'’s all clear.
Nothing.
All right, come on.
She said she knew He was here.
Look, we checked Every inch of this place.
I don'’t think He'’s in here.
Let'’s go. Let's Get out of here.
Yeah. But she Was so sure.
All right. Let'’s make Another sweep, then.
All right.
What'’s the matter With you?
What'’s wrong?Nothing.
Hello! Is there Anybody in here?
Hey, roy?Yeah.
Look, I checked Everything. Everything. He'’s not in here.
Let'’s get Out of here.
Yeah, we'’ve covered...
Hey, roy. Come on. Come on, get up.
What'’s wrong with you? What'’s wrong with you? Come on. Get up.
What'’s wrong with you? Huh? What'’s wrong with you?
I don'’t know.
Come on. Put your Arm around me. Come on.
Come on.
Come on over there.
[groaning]
Come on. Sit down here. Sit down here. Sit down.
Now... Hey! Here, Sit up. Come on.
Hey, cap? He got real dizzy And real weak.
Been there.
La, engine 51. Come on.
Respond an ambulance To our location. I have a code I.
Dispatcher: engine 51.
Okay. Come on. Let'’s get your jacket off.
Come on. Here, We'’ll get your jacket off. How you feeling?
Huh? Roy? How you feeling?
[slurring] Just a little light.
Little light?Yeah.
Okay. All right. Take it easy.
Here. Come on. Just leave that to me.
Gonna lay down.
Sit up for just a second, okay? All right, yeah.
Roy: what'’s this Thing on me?
Rampart, this is Squad 51 .
Dixie: 51, this is Rampart. Go ahead.
Rampart, we'’re at The scene of a fire.
We have an iniured Firefighter at the scene.
What are the vitals, 51?
Vitals coming up.
Rampart, pulse is 106.
Bp is 90 over 60.
Respiration'’s 22. Pupils are equal And reactive, rampart.
Uh, cap? His skin'’s Awful pale.
Skin'’s pale, rampart.
It'’s cool to normal, But he'’s sweating a lot.
He'’s cool, his temperature Seems to be normal, But he'’s sweating a lot.
Kelly: 51, it sounds Like he was overcome by heat.
Run it at an initial rate Of 100 drops per minute.
We'’ll slow it down When his bp comes up.
10-4, rampart.
[chattering quietly]
[indistinct chatting]
You'’re just a wonderful Joke-teller.
Thank you very much.You'’re terrific.
Miss, this wouldn'’t be Your missing friend Here, would it?
Yes. And he'’s perfectly Safe. Can you imagine?
You'’ve been out here The whole time?
Yeah. I was over there With some guys,
Sitting on the trunk Of that car.
You know, Taking in the show.
Isn'’t that funny? I would'’ve never Looked there for him.
I mean, I looked for him But not there.
You'’re larry? You'’re the guy we Were looking for?
Yeah, that'’s me.
Were you In that club?
Oh, before the fire, sure, Like judy said.
But I'’ve been out here Ever since.
Isn'’t it the Weirdest thing?
He was the First one out.
Yeah, I was heading For the john,
But when I saw the smoke In the kitchen, man, I took off.
Stanley: miss, why didn'’t you Tell me you were wrong about His still being out here?
I could have got Hold of my men and Got them out of there.
I... I just didn'’t Think of that.
I know I should have Told you, but...
I was so happy to see larry That I... I just didn'’t think...
It must have slipped Her mind, you know?
Yeah.
Uh, I didn'’t Even have time
To give you my phone Number or anything.
Well, honey, I would'’ve Found you no matter what.
There'’s no way you were Getting away from me.
Returning the units. Engines 51 and 16 Out in one hour.
8-7-4...
Dixie: pulse is 90. Bp is 120 over 70. Respirations are 18.
Well, that'’s An improvement.
Joe: sure is.
Any pain here, roy?
No. No.
Well, you Look better.
How'’d this Happen, johnny?
Well, we were in A burning building
And we made a sweep To get everybody out, And he just got dizzy.
How long were you In there, roy?
Uh, I was in there For a while.
About 10, 15 minutes, doc.
All I remember is that Everything was going around Like a merry-go-round.
How do you feel now?
I feel fine.
Come on, joe. Let'’s go find Some sick people.
You mean He'’s okay?
He'’s the healthiest Emergency case I'’ve ever seen.
I was worried About you.
You'’ll be in top shape In about two days, roy.
All right. Hey, I hope so,
'’cause I wanna get On my vacation, Get out of here.
Vacation?
Hey, you ever been To new orleans?
I spent two great weeks There last year.
Want me to bring you Some folders?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That'’ll be fine.
Hey, how about yosemite? It'’s really beautiful up there.
Roy'’s probably got All of his plans made.
Well, as a matter of fact, I'’m still considering.
Ln that case, I'’ll Bring you some literature About yosemite.
- okay? - all right.
Well, that'’s...
Let'’s see, that's New orleans, yosemite, That'’s 21 ... 22.
You'’ve got a lot of things To consider there.
Well, I can Solve it all.
The grand tetons Of wyoming.
It'’d be great For the kids.
I'’ll bring in Some pictures.
Twenty-three.
Hey!
Hey, roy. How you doing?
Fine.
I was thinking...
And don'’t think About it, all right?
I mean, for the last three days That'’s all I've gotten.
I'’ve gotten suggestions From joanne and her friends,
From the kids And their friends, and...
[chuckling] I don'’t want any More suggestions.
God!
Just trying to help.
Hey, roy.Yeah?
You know those brochures That brackett and early Gave you?
Well, I was looking Them over, and I still think Hawaii'’s your best bet.
Baja california.
What about The grand canyon, roy?
Look, I'’m sorry I ever showed you guys Those folders.
Man! How ungrateful Can you be?
We'’ve been breaking Our backs trying to help you Find a vacation spot.
Well, I didn'’t ask you To break your backs.
I didn'’t ask For your opinion.
It'’s my vacation.
Boy!
Okay. Fine.
You take it. You'’re not gonna get Any help from us anymore.
Uh, roy?
Did you ever Think of mazatlan?
[firmly] No.
We'’re all aware Of the increasing Number of assaults,
Robberies and rapes Committed against Senior citizens.
Ln most cases, The victims didn'’t have Any defensive techniques.
The purpose of This course, ladies,
Is to teach you How to protect yourselves.
How many of you Would know what to do
If you were grabbed From behind?
I scream.
That'’s right, Mrs. Pestone.
But supposing someone Had a throat lock on you,
And had a hand Over your mouth?
You wouldn'’t be Able to scream
I'’d faint. Take my word.
Well, I'’ve got A better idea.
My wife and I are Going to demonstrate
A defensive technique That you should use.
Okay, ready?
You use your elbows, you kick, And you stomp, ladies.
And someone'’s going To be hurting pretty bad.
Now that was One situation.
Now, here'’s a little bit Of judo that you'’ll All be learning, too.
[all exclaim in astonishment]
Okay! Who'’d like to Come up here and try A few of these with me?
Mrs. Pestone, How about you? What do you say?
No, darling. I'’m a very gentle person.
I don'’t even like Violence on tv.
Well, neither do I. But this is self-defense.
Oh, no, I couldn'’t.
I know you'’re worried About hurting me.
But I'’ll take My chances.
Lf I step on an ant, I go into a cold sweat.
Well, then You'’re just the one To start with first.
Come on.
Just give it A try.
Ladies, when you see What she'’ll be able to do,
Then you'’ll all know You can do it, too.
My heart'’s Palpitating.
So is mine. Pretty girls Do that to me.
I think my knees Are collapsing.
Mrs. Pestone, I'’m gonna Put my arms around you. Is that okay?
At least There'’ll be something Holding me up.
[chuckles] Okay.
One arm like this, And the other like so.
Are you ready?
As I'’ll ever be.
Johnny: all right.
Excuse me, ladies.
All right. What happened?
Excuse me, please. Well, mrs. Pestone...
Oh, it was an accident. Take my word. I wouldn'’t hurt a fly.
Yeah, uh, judo. It was a freak thing.
She flipped me And I tripped.
You see, he was teaching us How to protect ourselves,
And he came And put his arms Around me,
And then he told me What to do, and I...
And there he is.
[groaning] Say, Can you fellows Give me something?
I have a tremendous Pain in my chest.
All right. Can you move your legs And your arms?
[groaning]
[groaning] My chest.
Was this a fall Ma'’am, or...
No. He was showing us How to do judo,
And he had his... And I just...
Right here?Yeah.
And then, boom!Okay.
That'’s what Happened.
Gonna have to move Your arm right here.
Can you move Your legs and your arms?
[groaning] Yeah. My chest is killing me.
Okay.
Now, this doesn'’t hurt Your arm, does it?
No.Okay.
Okay, uh, 16, Respiration.
Uh, pulse is 100.
Mrs. Pestone: Oh, how terrible.
Look what I'’ve done To that poor boy.
Oh, this is just A precaution, ma'’am.
Are you going To arrest me?
[chuckles] No, We'’re firemen. We'’re not policemen.
We'’re paramedics, Who just treat people.
Oh.
Uh, rampart, This is squad 51. How do you read me?
Go ahead, 51.
Rampart, we have a male In his late twenties.
It'’s a victim of A judo accident.
Bp is 130 over 80. The pulse is 100. Respiration is 16.
Pupils are equal And reactive.
Uh, the cervical collar Has been applied.
51, what'’s the patient's Mental state?
Uh, he'’s groggy But he is coherent.
He knows what'’s Happened to him and He knows who he is.
51, start an iv With normal saline And transport.
10-4, rampart. Uh, rampart, The victim is requesting Medication for the pain.
Negative, 51. Patient'’s condition Has to be evaluated first.
That'’s very Cruel!
[siren approaching] Uh, 10-4, rampart.
Well, the lungs Are clear.
I'’ll just start The iv in the Ambulance, okay?
Okay. I'’m gonna Go get a backboard.
You'’ll be fine, darling. I feel it in my heart.
Thank you. I'’m just sorry This had to happen On the first day.
Don'’t you worry About the class. We'’ll manage.
Your only concern Should be yourself.
All righty. We'’re Bringing something Through here.
Pardon me.
I'’ll phone the Hospital later to Find out how you are.
Go from that Side, johnny?
Yeah.
All right. Malcolm, Can you get on his head?
I'’ll get in the Middle, all right?
Can you watch His feet here?
Watch the ribs. Watch the ribs.
All right. All right. Just relax.
[jack groaning]
Okay. Can you lift Your arm up here?
[groans]
Johnny: when we get To the hospital,
They'’ll give you Something for that Pain, all right?
Strap him, now.
All right? Ready?
Ma'’am, we're gonna be Taking him to rampart General hospital.
Roy?Huh?
Get out of the way.Yeah.
All righty. Well...
Thank you.It'’s okay.
You'’ve both Been lovely.
Threw him over Your shoulder, huh?
We mustn'’t let this Discourage us.
It would be the last thing That poor boy would want.
Please sit down, Everybody.
Girls, we have to learn To protect ourselves.
Without defensive skills, We'’ll be helpless victims.
So I'’m going to Take over for grady.
After all, I'’ve been Through the initiation. I feel like an expert.
Now, who would like to be The first to come up here And try?
Exactly where does it Hurt, mr. Grady?
When I inhale, there'’s A lot of pain in my ribs.
X-ray'’s On his way.
Good. Now, Which side?
Left side.
Maybe if I stop breathing It'’ll go away.
Well, I wouldn'’t Do that, mr. Grady.
Mrs. Pestone Feels bad enough The way it is.
Is that the lady That threw him?
[chuckles] That'’s The lady, all right.
You'’re a pretty Good-sized man, Mr. Grady.
She must be a Bruiser of a woman.
[exclaims in pain]
Yeah, She'’s, uh...
She'’s a real Bruiser, doc.
She comes up To my chin, doc.
Insult added To injury, huh?
Tell me If this hurts.
Oh! Yeah, it'’s a Little tender back there.
On the left side?Yeah.
Behind the ear?Uh-huh.
All right, Follow my finger.
Okay. Clutch your fist.
Now open And close it, Just like this.
Same thing with The other hand.
Okay, good. Raise your right leg.
Right, flex Your toes.
Right, bend your Right leg now.
Straighten it out. Do the same with your left leg.
Lift it up. Flex your toe. Bend it.
Straighten it out. Put it down.
Okay.
I want a full Skull series.
Ap and laterals of The cervical, thoracic And lumbar spine.
Doc, do you wanna Meet mrs. Grady?
Excuse me, mrs. Grady? This is dr. Brackett.
Dr. Brackett Mrs. Grady.
How do you do?
We'’re doing some X-rays right now.
Uh, there may be Some rib fractures,
Possibly a Minor concussion,
But he'’s In good spirits.
Doc, excuse me, Do you need us?
No, go ahead, You guys. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
[gasping] Excuse me, Can you help me, please? My fianceé'’s very sick.
What happened?Well, I don'’t know.
He just got these Stomach pains and Started throwing up.
What'’s wrong With you?
[groaning] These Stomach pains Are killing me.
Yeah?Yeah.
All right. Look, let'’s try to Get you out of here.
I'’m gonna go Get a gurney.
Marcia: allan, You all right?
We'’re gonna carry you Out of here, okay?
Roy: can we get a gurney?
Allan: here?
Careful, careful. All right.
Allan!
Okay, Take it easy.
Hey, can you Get his legs?
We got stomach pains In there, is it?
[allan groaning]
Take it easy, now. All right.
[grunting]
Okay.
Okay, let'’s get him To a treatment room .
All right. Try to Lay down straight If you can, okay?
Allan, you all right? [groaning] I don'’t know.
Marcia: you'’ll be okay.
You want To wait here?
But he'’s in too much Pain to speak.
The doctors won'’t Know what happened.
Somebody will come out And talk to you.
Now, why don'’t you sit down? It may be a little while.
[sighs] He asked me to Marry him a little while ago.
I didn'’t even have A chance to say yes.
Suddenly, He just grabbed His midsection
And started getting Sick to his stomach.
Well, I'’ve heard of men Changing their minds, However...
Joe, his pulse is 116, Respiration is about 16. He'’s normal.
[groaning] I gotta tell you, I never had such cramps Like this my whole life.
How long ago did you say These pains began?
I don'’t know. Seems like about a year.
How were you feeling Before the pain started?
Fine, doc. I always feel fine.
I eat only the best.
Have you ever had any trouble With ulcers, or your gall Bladder, anything like that?
No, no. I'’m very healthy. Look at me.
[exclaiming]
I'’m gonna see the woman Who came in with him.
You want to turn your Head to the right, open Your mouth and breathe.
Okay.
Woman on pa: dr. Davis, Treatment room 5.
Dr. Davis, treatment room 5.
Is he all right?
Well, there'’s a fracture Of the sixth and seventh Ribs, but we taped them.
And the concussion?Very slight.
Are you Releasing him?
Well, I'’d like to keep Him here for an hour or so.
I wanna make sure There'’s no headache, Dizziness or vomiting.
Okay.
And let you know How I feel.
All right. Ask The nurse at admitting. She'’ll find me.
Okay, thank you.
[groans]
[exhales] I went through A tour of duty with the Marine corps in vietnam.
I didn'’t get A scratch.
And then I met up With mrs. Pestone.
[chuckles] By the way, she called.
She took over the class For the final half-hour.
Oh, brother. This emergency Center must be crawling with A lot of old broken hips.
No. As a matter of fact, She said it was, quote,
"A very rewarding And lovely half-hour."
[exhales]
Jack, if it'’s going to be Too embarrassing,
You could give up the class.
Oh, not a chance. With mrs. Pestone around,
Teaching senior citizens Self-defense is gonna be a Bigger challenge than ever.
[both laugh]
Oh! Oh, you okay?
Ow! Can'’t laugh too much.
Unrefrigerated Custard pies.
Staphylococcal Enterotoxin?
Sounds like a Good possibility. He ate two of them.
Two whole pies?
That'’s right.
Dixie, start an iv With a liter of normal saline Over the next two hours.
Right.Okay.
Roy, why don'’t you Just throw all these Travel folders away?
Are you kidding? I don'’t even know Where I'’m going yet!
Well, look, why don'’t You just put the family In the car and just go?
Go where?
You just go! That'’s all.
Look, I'’ll bet you $100 you'll Wind up where you want to be.
[sighs] Right. You'’re a married man.
You have Other priorities. I know, I know.
Don'’t you think I know that? I know it.
Mmm-hmm. I don'’t think You think about it.
You know something?
I was reading here In the paper, In the travel section,
I mean, it'’s exactly Like all those travel Folders right there.
Everybody wants you To go someplace.
One guy says To go to monte carlo, The other guy says...
Oh! You want to see Something incredible? I mean, this guy...
This guy says To go to a farm!
I mean, can you imagine Spending two weeks of Your vacation on a farm?
A farm?
Yeah, right here.
Let me see that paper For a minute.
Joanne was born on a farm.
Yeah, she'’s always Wanted to take the kids To see a farm.
Sit down, Miss emerson.
Dr. Morton says you Have something you'’d Like to discuss with us.
Yeah.
Doctor, food is very Important to allan.
And I'’m really A very good cook.
Ln fact, that'’s how We met. We were members Of a gourmet club.
I don'’t know how To go on with this.
Joe, miss emerson'’s Already asked me
Not to tell her fianceé What'’s wrong with him.
Why not? He doesn'’t have A fatal illness.
He'’s gonna be Released tomorrow.
Dr. Early, I love allan.
And he loves me.
But to have almost Killed somebody
With poisoned food, That'’s unforgivable.
Does he have to know?
You mean you'’d like us To be less than truthful?
Oh, can'’t you?
But why? Why do You want us to?
Because if he does know The truth, I'’m afraid it Might turn him against me.
Look, I don'’t know anything About doctors'’ ethics Or anything like that.
But please don'’t tell him It was my fault he got sick.
Miss emerson, I always level With a patient.
Lf he asks, He has a right To know.
I'’d really like To help you. And I'’ll try.
But lying isn'’t going To do it. Honestly.
Do you know Where my fianceé is?
She'’s waiting outside.
She won'’t even get A cup of coffee till She knows you'’re okay.
Mmm. That marcia'’s The greatest gal In the world. Really.
Hi.Allan: hi.
We'’re gonna keep You here overnight. Just a precaution.
But you'’re Gonna be fine.
Ah, good.
Hey, doc, How did I get sick?
Well, your fianceé said She prepared a picnic lunch.
She prepared a feast.
How much Did you eat?
Well, I have a very hearty Appetite and I don'’t like To waste food.
Maybe you ate too much. It was a pretty Hot day, you know.
You mean marcia'’s Cooking made me sick?
Mr. Hendricks, that girl showed Tremendous presence of mind.
She carried you into The car and got you here In less than 20 minutes.
Someone else might'’ve Fallen completely apart.
Hmm. Then it was food poisoning. I got food poisoning.
Well, how come marcia Didn'’t get sick?
You were the one that ate Those two custard pies Under a baking sun.
No one was Twisting your arm.
I know.
Can I see Marcia now?
Sure.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you feeling?
Well, pretty weak. I'’ve been through A lot of agony.
Allan, I am So sorry.
Why should you be sorry? I'’m the one that made A pig of myself.
I love to see you Eat what I cook.
When I see what you Cook, I love to eat.
But do me A favor, honey.
After we'’re married, Will you stop me After one pie?
Two was one too much.
Oh, allan!
[sighs]
Oh, that'’s right. It'’s a real farm. I mean, I read about it.
And the kids can play With the chickens and The pigs, and... You know.
I mean, we'’re just all Gonna have a good time.
I'’m really excited About it. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, what I'’ll Do is I'’ll bring the Information home.
All right. Yeah. All right. I'’ll Talk to you later.
Okay, bye-bye.
She went for it?Went for it?
I mean, she'’s absolutely Crazy about the idea.
Well, I guess that solves Your vacation problem.
Yeah. Yeah!
Thank you. Thank you!
Well, that'’s What friends are for.
[alarm sounding]
Dispatcher on radio : Station 51. Hang glider Accident.
Two men down And trapped on the side Of a cliff with injuries.
On a stretch of road Above flores canyon
One-and-a-half miles Past the bartell turnoff.
Time out, 1530.
Stanley: station 51, Kmg 365.
[horn blaring]
Hey! Hey!
Hey, man, they'’re Out on the edge.
All right. Take it easy. Take it easy.
Come on. Up here. I'’ll take you.
Stanley: we'’re probably Gonna need some ropes. Let'’s get them out.
Down there.
They took off, and The updrafts grabbed them And knocked them together.
They didn'’t have a chance. They went down like lead Balloons.
Okay, I'’m gonna get Some equipment.
Jeff: I told them they Were gonna get wiped out, Man. I told them.
Johnny: yeah, Well, they sure did.
Cap! Cap, we'’re gonna need To hook some lines To the engine!
We'’re gonna need safety belts And the safety pack.
Kelly, you And marco go.
Ready?Yeah.
Roy: all right, Just take it easy. Don'’t move.
Bob: couldn'’t if I wanted to, man.
Okay, just Don'’t move, All right?
I hear you.
Okay.
Roy: took a bit of a spill. Bob: oh, yeah.
Okay, I'’m gonna... He'’s barely hanging On now.
Johnny: you got him?
Roy: yeah. Let me check you Out here, all right? You'’re unhooked.
Okay.
Bob: yeah. All right.
Roy: yeah, it'’s A dislocation.
Okay. I'’m gonna try To get the stokes Down here.
Hey, cap!
Hey, cap! Yeah, We'’re gonna need help!
Send somebody down! Put the stokes and Put that stretcher in there!
It'’s on its way! Chet and marco Are coming down!
Johnny: I'’ll head up there.
Roy: all right.
All right. All right.
Here, you feel Any pain?
Okay, here They come.
I'’m gonna check The other guy out.
I'’m gonna need that Drug box right away.
All right.
Okay, I'’m gonna check You out down here.
I know that you'’re in kind of A funny position there,
Just try to hang on As best you can.
You have any pain here At all, in your leg?
Bob: it'’s sore, but...
Roy: huh? Sore?Sore, but not bad.
All right. Well, All that'’s wrong is A dislocated shoulder,
And I guess we'’re Gonna have to try to Get you out of here.
Okay, easy.
Roy: try to get you Where you can sit Right here, all right?
Bob: you want me To spin around?
Roy: uh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Uh, chet?Chet: yeah.
Why don'’t you give Johnny a hand? Marco, You can help me here.
Marco: better Set this up here.
Chet, we'’re gonna Need a cervical collar.
Can you grab one Down there?
Yeah. How is he?
Not good.
Chet: all right, We'’re gonna need A cervical collar.
Roy: all right. Why don'’t You grab it out of here? It'’s right in the, uh...
Okay.
Uh, I guess The best thing is
To just try to Roll over in this Position, all right?
Can you do That okay?
Roy: be careful. Try to roll.
Johnny: can you hold on To him? Make sure He doesn'’t slide here,
But I think He'’s okay.
Roy: try to roll over. Okay? Here we are.
All right?
Bob: yeah. Roy: okay.
Can you hold That arm for me?
Roy: all right.
Okay.
Chet: you want me to get The collapsible stretcher?
Johnny: yeah, that'’d Be good.
Roy: must be like Floating like a bird when Those things work, huh?
Okay.
Okay. I think We'’re good.
I'’ll get The stretcher.
Chet: okay, the Cervical collar'’s on, roy.
Roy: all right. Okay, can you Sit up for me?
All right.
And now let'’s bring... This is gonna hurt.
Yeah, that'’s it. Come on, sit up Some more. Come on.
Here we are. All right.
I want you to try To stabilize him there.
All righty.
I think that'’s enough.
[shouting] Is Everything okay?
Johnny: yeah, It'’s coming along!
Pretty rough On him, aren'’t we?
Yeah, but we didn'’t Have any other choice.
It was either that Or he'’d fall.
Okay.
You about ready? Chet: yeah.
[whistling]
Hey, good morning. Good morning, good morning.
Morning, john. Good morning.
Where'’s roy? He'’s not in yet.
[laughs] Well, the old Vacation boy is just Back from vacation.
He probably hasn'’t Got his feet back On the ground yet.
Think he had A good time?
Think he had a good time? I know he had a good time.
[chuckles] You remember When he was beating His brains out
Trying to figure out Where to go?
I had to step in And kind of help him Out, you know?
Well, john, You sure came up With a good idea.
Well, you know, I just figured,
"Where would a man And his family go For vacation?"
And then I thought,
[snaps fingers] "A farm!"
"A farm!"
Roy: howdy.
Hey!
How you doing?Fine.
How was The farm?
Oh, it... It was great.
Rolling hills and Trees and green grass.
It was really Good, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My car broke down twice, My daughter got the measles.
[chuckles Sympathetically]
A cow stepped On my wife'’s foot
And my son'’s got Poison ivy.
[chuckles awkwardly]
Well, you can always Look at it this way. I mean...
[laughing] You could have Gone to the grand canyon And stepped off the edge!
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.