Original subtitles

Johnny: ALL RIGHT, PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.

JUST KEEP IT A LITTLE BIT MORE INSIDE. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, RIGHT IN HERE.

OKAY, MIKE, YOU GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING, NOW.

COME ON, KEEP IT IN THE STRIKE ZONE.

YOU'RE PUTTING TOO FAR TO THE RIGHT.

DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

YEAH, I KNOW, THAT'S THE FIFTH IN A ROW.

SPEED IT IN HERE, LET'S GET IT GOING HERE.

COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT.

COME ON. NO, COME ON, MIKE.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

OKAY GUYS, LUNCH. COME AND GET IT.

THAT'S OKAY, MIKE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLACE YOU ON SECOND BASE ANYWAY.

SORRY, I JUST GUESS I WASN'T CUT OUT TO BE A PITCHER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[ sighs ]

ROY, ARE WE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

YOU'D THINK OUT OF THREE SHIFTS,

ONE PERSON WOULD KNOW HOW TO PITCH.

SOMEBODY OTHER THAN DWYER.

WELL, DID YOU TRY EVERYBODY? YEAH.

EXCEPT FOR CHET, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY BALL.

JOHNNY, YOU'RE TAKING THIS WHOLE THING TOO SERIOUSLY.

IT'S A FRIENDLY GAME THERE TOMORROW.

SO WHAT IF YOU LOSE? WE'LL ALL HAVE A LOT OF FOOD,

A FEW BEERS, A FEW LAUGHS.

YEAH, THAT'S JUST THE PROBLEM.

WHAT, HAVING A GOOD TIME?

NO, ALL THAT FOOD, AND THE BEER, AND THE...

AND THE SOFT DRINKS, AND THE GAMES FOR THE KIDS,

AND THE PRIZES.[ sighs ]

LOSERS ARE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THAT.WHAT?

WAIT A MINUTE. WE ALWAYS SHARE THE COST WITH 36'S. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

WELL, LAST WEEK AT THE MEETING WE HAD OVER THERE...

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO GO AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS, REMEMBER? YEAH.

YOU MADE A DEAL? YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THEM

WITHOUT TALKING TO US ABOUT IT FIRST?

WELL, I MEAN,

ONE THING KIND OF LED TO ANOTHER,

AND WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT

HOW THE GAMES ARE SO CLOSE EVERY YEAR,

AND SOMEBODY SUGGESTED THAT WE DO THIS TO KIND OF MAKE

THE GAMES MORE INTERESTING.

[ chuckles ]

[ clears throat ]

LOOK, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

DWYER'D FALL OFF A ROOF AND BREAK HIS ARM?

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. JUST TELL THE OTHER TWO SHIFTS

WE'RE SPLITTING THE COST FOR THE ENTIRE PICNIC.

THAT'S ALL.

WELL, I...

YOU KNOW, GAGE, YOU'RE A ONE-MAN DISASTER AREA.

OH...

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: [ on radio ] STATION 51, VEHICLE ACCIDENT WITH INJURIES.

13212 DE KALB DRIVE.

13212 DE KALB DRIVE.

CROSS STREET, WOODHILL. TIME OUT, 1155.

STATION 51, KMG 365.

[ siren wailing ]

THE DRIVER'S STILL SITTING IN THERE, AND THE GAS TANK IS LEAKING.

RIGHT IN THE WATERY...

YOU BETTER GET SOME OF THIS OIL CLEANED UP OVER HERE.

Stanley: GO AHEAD AND PULL A LINE.

IT'S JAMMED. WE WERE AFRAID OF SPARKS IF WE FORCED IT.

Johnny: HE'S GOT A GOOD STRONG FOOT PULSE.

DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY FRACTURES.

I DON'T SEE ANY BLEEDING.

ROY?YEAH.

I SMELL BOOZE.

WE NEED THE JAWS OF LIFE, HERE, HUH?

GOT A LACERATION ON THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE.ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK IT'S BROKEN, IT'S SUPERFICIAL.

OKAY.

JOHNNY, WE'RE GONNA NEED A CROWBAR TO GET THAT DOOR OPEN.

ALL RIGHT.

Stanley: WHAT DO YOU NEED?

JAWS OF LIFE. YOU GOT THEM.

OKAY, VINCE.

WATCH IT GO IN.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL.

WHAT DID YOU DO, HIT SOMETHING?

YEAH, I SURE DID.

YOU'VE BEEN TAKING KUNG FU LESSONS, DIX?

NO, I WENT TO A FRIENDLY

LITTLE PARTY LAST NIGHT.OH, YEAH?

YES, AND I RAN INTO SOMEBODY THAT WASN'T SO FRIENDLY.UH-OH.

Roy: [ on phone ] RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

THIS IS RAMPART, GO AHEAD, 51.

WE GOT A MALE VICTIM HERE

IN A VEHICLE ACCIDENT. HE'S ABOUT 55 YEARS OF AGE.

HIS LEGS ARE TRAPPED UNDERNEATH THE STEERING WHEEL.

HE HAS A STRONG FEDAL PULSE.

NO EVIDENCE OF ANY FRACTURE OR BLEEDING OF ANY KIND.

THERE'S A STRONG ODOR OF ETHANOL PRESENT.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S COMING AROUND.

VICTIM'S NOW COMING AROUND,

SO THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF A SPINAL INJURY.

THE VICTIM ALSO HAS A SUPERFICIAL LACERATION

ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE.

51, DO YOU HAVE ANY VITALS?

WE CAN'T GET VITALS, RAMPART.

THERE'S GASOLINE LEAKING ALL OVER HERE.

WE BETTER GET THE MAN OUT OF HERE FIRST.

UH, HE SEEMS TO BE MOVING,

SO WE DON'T FIGURE THERE'S ANY EVIDENCE OF SPINAL INJURY.

ALL RIGHT, 10-4, 51, BE SURE AND KEEP HIS BACK AND HIS NECK STRAIGHT.

Roy: 10-4, RAMPART.

START THE ENGINE.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S ENOUGH.

OKAY!

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU HAD YOUR SEATBELT ON.

FINE. NOW, LOOK, SETTLE DOWN. YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. WHERE DOES IT HURT?

RIGHT HERE?

[ Gus grunting ]

I'M OKAY, OKAY. YOU ALL RIGHT?

Vince: SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN NOW, TAKE IT EASY.

[ sirens wailing ]

Vince: BETTER GET HIM OUT.Chet: OKAY, YEAH.

MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID.

COME HERE, LET ME REACH YOU FROM HERE.

Johnny: RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

Roy: BRING THE GURNEY IN OVER HERE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED RESTRAINTS.

Johnny: OUR VICTIM'S BECOME VIOLENT

AND HAD TO BE SUBDUED. HE MIGHT HAVE JUST HAD

SOME KIND OF A SEIZURE.

HE IS NOW COMATOSE.

STAND BY FOR VITAL SIGNS.

10-4, 51.

Johnny: LET ME GET HIS PULSE.

RAMPART, PULSE IS 100, STAND BY FOR BP AND RESPIRATION.

BP IS 130 OVER 80. PULSE IS 20.

WHAT'S RESPIRATION?

Roy: RESPIRATION IS 20.

RAMPART, BP IS 130 OVER 80,

RESPIRATION IS 20. HE'S NOW COMING TO.

10-4, 51, TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

UH, 51, AS SOON HE'S FULLY CONSCIOUS,

CHECK HIS PUPILLARY RESPONSE.

AFFIRMATIVE, RAMPART.

RAMPART, DO YOU WANT ME TO START AN IV?

NEGATIVE, 51.

10-4, RAMPART.

Gus: MY GUT, IT HURTS, MY GOD!

ALL RIGHT, PUT HIM INSIDE.

MY GOD, MY GUT HURTS!

[ groaning ]

Gus: OH, MY GOD!

Roy: EASY, TAKE IT EASY.

Stanley: ARE YOU GONNA RUN UP AND GRAB THAT LINE?

Roy: RELAX, HUH?

WE'LL GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

HIS BP IS STILL HOLDING.

THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF A RUPTURED SPLEEN, BUT HE SURE WAS HURTING.

DIX, I'M GONNA NEED SOME X-RAYS.

FLAT PLATE AND AN UPRIGHT OF THE ABDOMEN?

YEAH, AND A FULL SKULL SERIES TOO.

WHAT HAPPENED? HE WAS CONSCIOUS WHEN HE CAME IN.

JUST LONG ENOUGH TO TELL US HIS NAME, THEN HE PASSED OUT AGAIN.

HMM, BUT NOT FROM THE BUMP ON THE NOSE.

[ sniffs ]

DRUNK?

I'M WAITING FOR THE LAB REPORT.

THAT STILL WOULDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE SEIZURE.

SINCE HE CAME IN?

NO, HERE HE JUST DRIFTED OFF.

WHILE THEY WERE GETTING HIM OUT OF THE WRECK, HE BECAME VIOLENT.

THEN HE WENT INTO EYE ROLLS AND TREMORS, AND THEN PASSED OUT AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

HE'S SLIGHTLY ANEMIC.

HEAVY DRINKERS USUALLY ARE.

MY GUESS IS HE'S ONE OF THEM.

ALTHOUGH HE HASN'T HAD MUCH TO DRINK TODAY.

HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL'S ONLY .03.

THAT'S BARELY ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A MILD BUZZ.

AND HE EVIDENTLY HASN'T BEEN TAKING ANY DRUGS.

DIX, CALL NEUROLOGY.

HAVE THEM SEND DOWN WHOEVER'S AVAILABLE.

I'LL NEED THOSE X-RAYS AS SOON AS THEY ARE READY.

DIX, ARE JOHNNY AND ROY STILL HERE?

THEY WERE IN TREATMENT 1.

WELL, IT'S NOT BROKEN,

BUT I'LL BE GLAD TO PUT ON A CAST IF YOU WANT ME TO.

THANKS, DOC, BUT I'LL GET AN OUTSIDE OPINION. NO OFFENSE.

HI, DOC. ROY.

HEY, DOC.HI, JOHNNY, HOW'S THE NOSE?

MAN, I FEEL LIKE I'VE GONE 10 ROUNDS WITH MUHAMMAD ALI.

HOW'S THE OLD MAN DOING?

WELL, HE'S COMATOSE BUT STABLE.

HEY, YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA

WHERE HE IMPACTED ON THE STEERING WHEEL?

YEAH. HE HIT THE BRIDGE OF HIS... HIT THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE.

HE PROBABLY ALSO HIT THE UPPER PART OF HIS RIBCAGE.

SO, WHAT ABOUT THE ABDOMEN?

I KIND OF DOUBT IT. HE HAD HIS SEATBELT ON.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT KEPT HIM FROM GOING THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD.

HE WAS HOLLERING ABOUT HIS STOMACH.

DID HE HAVE ANY INTERNAL BLEEDING AT ALL?

THAT'S WHAT I EXPECTED, BUT HIS BP IS UP,

AND THERE'S BEEN NO DROP IN HIS HEMATOCRIT.

DOC, WHAT THE HECK MADE HIM FREAK OUT LIKE THAT?

THAT'S STILL A MYSTERY TOO. THE ONLY THING WE KNOW

ABOUT HIM FOR SURE IS THAT HIS LEGS ARE OKAY.

HMM, THAT'S A BIG HELP.

HE'S CONSCIOUS AGAIN, KEL, AND LUCID.

THANKS, DIX. HEY, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

I WANNA TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE BLACKS OUT AGAIN.

SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT MY NOSE?

WELL, I CAN DO SOME PLASTIC SURGERY.

HEY, JOHNNY, I UNDERSTAND YOU TOOK A PUNCH IN THE NOSE.

WELL, DIX, I UNDERSTAND YOU THREW ONE.

WHO WOULD START A NASTY RUMOR LIKE THAT?I DON'T KNOW.

THANKS, DOC, YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP.YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

OH, AND JOHNNY, KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF TROUBLE.

THANKS, DOC.

WELL, YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO THE PICNIC?

I WISH I COULD, BUT I'M WORKING.

THAT'S A SHAME. WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

HEY, GOOD LUCK ON THE BALLGAME.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE QUITE A BET RIDING.

WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

GUYS FROM 36.

THEY SEEMED PRETTY CONFIDENT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT DOES IT.

NOW, YOU ARE JUMPING THE GUN AGAIN.YOU GET ON A TELEPHONE,

CALL THEM AND STRAIGHTEN THIS WHOLE THING OUT.

FINE, I WILL. I GOT AN IDEA THAT I CAN...

IT WAS YOUR IDEA THAT GOT US IN THIS WHOLE MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT DIDN'T YOU SEE CHET...

DIDN'T YOU SEE CHET WHEN HE THREW THAT APPLE

INTO THE WASTEPAPER BASKET?

THERE'S ABOUT A FOOT OPENING...

GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL 36.

I'LL GET ON THE PHONE,

BUT AT LEAST WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ON THE WAY.

AIN'T SO BAD NOW, BUT SOMETIMES

IT FEELS JUST LIKE I SWALLOWED BROKEN GLASS.

WHERE EXACTLY?

HEY, CAN YOU GET THESE THINGS OFF?

JUST TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS.

YEAH.

HOW LONG AGO DID THE PAIN START?

COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. I WENT TO A CLINIC BUT THAT DOCTOR,

ALL HE TOLD ME WAS TO QUIT DRINKING.

[ chuckles ]

[ groans ]

YEAH, THERE.

THE DOCTOR GAVE YOU GOOD ADVICE.

[ scoffs ]

ANOTHER BUNCH OF DO-GOODERS.

HEY, TELL ME SOMETHING. HOW DID YOU GUYS GET YOUR HANDS ON ME, ANYWAY?

YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT HERE?

THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS DRIVING ALONG,

AND SOMEBODY CALLED MY NAME...

I DON'T KNOW. NEXT THING I KNOW,

I'M HERE WITH THESE COCKAMAMIE HANDCUFFS.

NEUROLOGY'S SENDING DOWN PETE YOUNG AS SOON AS THE X-RAYS ARE READY.

GOOD.

GUS, HAVE YOU EVER BLACKED OUT BEFORE?

DO BEARS SLEEP IN WOODS?

I REMEMBER ONE WEEKEND WHEN... WHEN...

[ groaning ]

NURSE, TONGUE DEPRESSOR.

[ groaning ]

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT WE JUST TRY IT.

I MEAN, WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE...

IF WE CAN JUST TRY IT.

I MEAN, AND THEN IF YOU GUYS WANNA BACK OUT,

FINE, THEN WE'LL BACK OUT,

BUT I MEAN, AT LEAST WE CAN TRY IT.

WELL, GAGE, I'VE NEVER EVEN PLAYED BASEBALL.

I MEAN, I'VE SEEN IT ON TV, BUT I'VE NEVER PLAYED.

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.

IF YOUR PITCHING ARM IS AS GOOD AS I THINK IT IS,

I'LL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.

THAT'S ALL WE NEED.

I'LL WORK WITH YOU EVERY SPARE MINUTE I'VE GOT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON, WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.

OKAY, BUT DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH OF ME.

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE EXPECTING TOO MUCH OF ME.

RIGHT.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: [ on radio ] SQUAD 51, MAN BITTEN BY AN ANIMAL.

TRADER JACK'S CAR LOT.

32010 ROOSEVELT ROAD, CROSS STREET, WELLINGTON.

32010 ROOSEVELT ROAD.

AMBULANCE IS RESPONDING. TIME OUT, 1515.

SQUAD 51, KMG 365.

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN A SALESMAN. WOULD'VE MADE A FORTUNE.

OH, YEAH? SELLING WHAT?

ANYTHING.

[ siren blaring ]

THERE IT IS.

THAT'S THAT GUY WHO DOES THOSE CRAZY TV COMMERCIALS, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

ALL THE WAY DOWN, LAST ROW ON THE RIGHT. HURRY!

[ tiger growling ]

EASY, GIRL, TAKE IT EASY.

Trainer: FOLKS, PLEASE DON'T MOVE AROUND.

[ growling ]

Trainer: EASY, EASY, WILLY.

JUST TAKE IT EASY. EVERYTHING'S DOING FINE. EASY, GIRL, NOW, EASY.

ROY.

EASY, EASY GIRL.

EASY, NOW. TAKE IT EASY, EASY, WILLY.

Trainer: JUST WALK AT A NORMAL PACE.

QUIET. EASY, WILL.

EASY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

STEADY, EASY, EASY.

KEEP THOSE COPS BACK.

TOO MANY PEOPLE WILL GET THE CAT EXCITED.

EASY.

EASY.

ATTA GIRL.

EASY.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S GOT A GOOD, STRONG PULSE.

YOU'RE THE TRAINER, RIGHT?

I TOLD EVERYBODY, NO FOOD AROUND HER.

THIS JERK'S A PEANUT FREAK. GOT IN THERE WITH A POCKET FULL OF SALTED PEANUTS.

THE CAT DON'T KNOW NO DIFFERENCE.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, DO YOU THINK

WE CAN GET HIM OUT WITHOUT UPSETTING THE CAT?

YOU START CRAWLING AROUND THERE AND GET WILLY EXCITED,

SHE'S GONNA GO WHEREVER SHE WANTS TO.

WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT HIM RIGHT NOW.

Trainer: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

IF YOU JUST WOUND HER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 600 POUNDS OF TIGER

CLAWING THE HELL OUT OF EVERYBODY.

MAYBE WE CAN JUST EASE HIM OUT OF THERE REAL SLOW.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK, HE'S GOT HIS SEATBELT AROUND HIM.

SEATBELT.

THE CAR WON'T START WITHOUT IT.

SEE, HE AND WILLY WERE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE INTO THE CAMERA.

EASY.

WHY DON'T WE GO WITH AN ASBESTOS BLANKET?

ASBESTOS BLANKET?

JUST HAVE THAT LADDER THERE.

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?WELL, WE ARE GONNA

TRY TO GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE

WITHOUT GETTING ANYBODY ELSE HURT.

I HOPE.

JUST KEEP THAT CAT HAPPY, ALL RIGHT?

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THIS LADDER? WE'RE GONNA DRAPE THE ASBESTOS OVER THIS LADDER.

OKAY, NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR FROM OUR SIDE, REAL SLOW,

EDGE THE LADDER OVER, THEN JOHNNY AND THE TRAINER

WILL RECEIVE IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

AS SOON AS THEY OPEN THE DOOR, THEN WE'RE GONNA

HAVE TO JAM IT UP TIGHT, QUICK, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, NOW LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.

ONCE WE GET IT UP, HOW DO I LET GO?

YOU DON'T. JUST KEEP IT UP THERE

TILL THE MAN ARRIVES WITH THE TRANQUILIZER GUN.

STEADY, WILLY, STEADY.

STEADY. STEADY, WILLY.

SLOW, VERY SLOW.

EASY, EASY.

WILLY, EASY, EASY.

THAT'S A GIRL, WILLY.

EASY.

DON'T FREAK THE CAT OUT.

EASY.

UNLOCK THIS.

KEEP IT UP.

EASY, GIRL.

[ growling ]

GET HIS LEGS.

YOU WANNA GO IN WITH HIM?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

GOT HIM?

LET'S GO.

OKAY.

THANK YOU.

I BETTER STICK AROUND TILL THEY GET WILLY TRANQUILIZED, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

PULSE IS 118.

RESPIRATION IS 20.

[ siren wailing ]

AH. OH, OH.

OKAY, TAKE IT EASY, JUST TAKE IT EASY.

ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY, NOW, TAKE IT EASY.

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. JUST GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WOUND HERE.

[ groaning ]

OKAY.

WHERE...

PRETTY LUCKY, IT'S NOT VERY DEEP.

OKAY.

GONNA GET YOUR BP HERE. WE'RE ON OUR WAY

TO THE HOSPITAL. WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU UP FINE.

HEY, DID THEY GET IT ON FILM?

I MEAN, ME FIGHTING THAT TIGER.

I DON'T KNOW, I WASN'T THERE.

OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE ONE GREAT COMMERCIAL.

YEAH.

OH, BOY.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. HEY, DON'T MOVE AROUND.

YOU JUST STAY STILL, OKAY?I GOT TO FIND OUT A FEW THINGS.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

YES, SIR. PLEASE TELL DR. YOUNG

THAT DR. BRACKETT HAS THE X-RAYS.

51. THANK YOU.

GO AHEAD, 51.

RAMPART, WE'RE IN TRANSIT WITH A MAN,

APPROXIMATELY 45 YEARS OLD.

HE'S HAD A HARD BLOW ON THE HEAD FROM A STEERING WHEEL.

HE WAS COMATOSE BUT HE'S NOW CONSCIOUS.

HE ALSO HAD A SUPERFICIAL ANIMAL BITE ON THE LEFT UPPER QUADRANT.

THE BP IS 140 OVER 80,

THE PULSE 120 AND THE RESPIRATION IS 20.

PUPILLARY RESPONSE IS ALMOST NORMAL.

10-4, 51.

START ON IV, D5W, AND DON'T TOUCH THE WOUND.

INCIDENTALLY, HAVE YOU CAPTURED THE DOG

SO IT CAN BE EXAMINED FOR RABIES?

10-4 ON THE CAPTURE, RAMPART,

BUT IT IS NOT A DOG. IT'S A TIGER.

DID YOU SAY A TIGER?

YES, RAMPART, I DID.

WHAT'S YOUR ETA?

LISTEN, YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH MY PUBLICITY GUY.

ABOUT THREE MINUTES, RAMPART.

10-4, 51.

YOU CAN PUT HIM IN 1. IT'S ALL SET.

HEY, DIX.

YEAH.

WHAT'S A GUY DOING WITH A TIGER IN HIS CAR?

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO WITH IT?

TAKE IT FOR A WALK?

I TOLD NEUROLOGY YOU ARE READY FOR DR. YOUNG.

GOOD.

I THINK YOU CAN LEAVE THAT FOR NOW DOCTOR-- NEEDS YOU IN TREATMENT ONE.

FOUND ANYTHING?

NO, NOTHING.

BEGINNING I WONDER OF ANY OTHER SYMPTOMS

ARE ACCIDENT RELATED.

WELL...

WELL, WE KNOW THE ABDOMINAL DISTRESS WAS THERE BEFORE THE ACCIDENT.

FROM WHAT HE SAID, HE PROBABLY BLOCKED OUT BEFORE THE CRASH.

BESIDES, THE ACUTE BRAIN SYNDROME

SEEMS MORE CONSISTENT WITH TOXICITY THAN TRAUMA.

THE SEIZURES.

AND THE IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

WHEN HE CAME TO THIS TIME HE STARTED ACTING PSYCHOTIC.

THEN WE CAN BE SURE THAT THERE'S NO TUMOR?

WE CAN'T BE SURE OF ANYTHING, YET.

MAY HAVE TO DO A BRAIN SCAN.

LET'S WAIT AND SEE WHAT DR. YOUNG'S THINKS.

Jack: COME ON, NOW, I MEAN, LET'S GET A LITTLE COOPERATION

IN HERE NOW, DOCTOR.

Johnny: I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

WELL, HAS ANYBODY GOT A CAMERA?

IF WE COULD JUST GET ONE PICTURE HERE NOW,

GET THE NURSES ALL AROUND...PUT YOUR ARM DOWN,

YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR IV. NOW, COME ON.

DOC, WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM?PUT HIM HERE IN 1, JOHN.

ALL RIGHT.DOCTOR, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

HAVE WE GOT A CAMERA ANYWHERE AROUND HERE THAT WE CAN USE?

DOC, YOU DON'T NEED ME, DO YOU?

NO, GO AHEAD.

DOCTOR, CAN SOMEBODY AROUND HERE CALL THE NEWSPAPERS?

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CALL THEM YOURSELF IN A LITTLE WHILE.

LITTLE WHILE? NOW, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?

COME ON, YOU KNOW ME. I'M TRADER JACK. YOU'VE SEEN ME ON THE TV.

NO, NOT THAT I REMEMBER.

WHAT'RE YOU WATCHING ON THAT THING? X-RAYS?

THIS WOUND ON YOUR SIDE, DID IT REALLY COME FROM THE TIGER?

WELL, YEAH. BUT NOBODY'S EVER GONNA KNOW THAT EXCEPT YOU AND ME.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A TETANUS SHOT?

I DON'T KNOW, 20 YEARS AGO, IN THE ARMY I GUESS. I DON'T REMEMBER.

I DON'T THINK YOU'LL FORGET WHEN YOU GOT THIS ONE.

NOW, DOC... NOW, DON'T YOU HURT ME.

[ groaning ]

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS PAIN IN MY GUT?

WE WILL, GUS, WE WILL.

JUST AS SOON AS ANOTHER DOCTOR LOOKS AT YOU.

WELL, I HURT NOW!GUS, WE WANT TO FIND OUT

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU SO WE CAN FIX IT.

IF WE STOP THE PAIN NOW, IT'LL ONLY MAKE THE PROBLEM MORE DIFFICULT.

OH, YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME.

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.

OH, YOU...

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT ME TIED UP LIKE THIS.

YOU'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING ON ME LIKE A GUINEA PIG. OH, MY...

HI, KEL.NOW, PETE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THESE X-RAYS,

AND I'LL FILL YOU IN.

WELL, DID THEY GET THE TIGER OUT OF THE CAR?

YEAH, SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. HOW'S TRADER JACK?

YOU KNOW, THE GUY'S INCREDIBLE. HE'S REALLY INCREDIBLE.

HE WANTED TO GO ON OUR NEXT FIRE.

SAYS HE CAN DO A WHOLE CAMPAIGN

ON THE FIRST FIRE SALE IN AUTOMOTIVE HISTORY.

I MEAN, CAN YOU FIGURE THAT?

YOU READY TO GO? WELL, NO, I THOUGHT WE COULD

GO IN FOR SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE JUST TALK.

WELL, LISTEN, I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO THAT,

BUT I GOT TO GET BACK WITH CHET.

I GOT TO SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH HIM, YOU KNOW?

MAKE HIM INTO A GOOD PITCHER,

MAKE HIM WORK AT IT, YOU KNOW. HE'S REALLY GOOD.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR DINNER ANYWAY.

YEAH, LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.

WHAT OTHER WAY CAN I LOOK AT IT?

CONCUSSION, YOU KNOW, IS NOTHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.

STAY IN BED A FULL 24 HOURS,

AND IF YOU FEEL ANY DIZZINESS OR UNUSUAL DROWSINESS,

WHY, GET TO YOUR OWN PHYSICIAN RIGHT AWAY

OR COME BACK HERE, OKAY?WELL, RIGHT, DOC.

NOW, LISTEN, DO YOU SUPPOSE WE CAN RE-CREATE THE PART

WHERE THEY WHEEL ME IN ON THE STRETCHER, SEE.

YOU CAN BE IN TOO, YOU KNOW. BE ON TV.

I DOUBT IF THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR WOULD AGREE TO THAT.

OH, NOW, WHERE DO I GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM?

TAKE YOUR FIRST RIGHT TO THE LOBBY.

THE GIRL AT THE ADMINISTRATION DESK, ANDREA.

HEY, HONEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE ON TV?

READY?

READY! LET'S GO, HUM IT IN!

ALL RIGHT! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

PRETTY GOOD, BEAUTIFUL, HUH? NOT BAD.

REALLY? Marco: THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

OKAY, COME ON. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO, BIG CHET.

OKAY, ONE MORE. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO. BEAUTIFUL!

DID YOU SEE THAT? ALL RIGHT!

HEY, WOW, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, MAN!

ATTA BOY, CHET.

I ALWAYS KNEW I HAD ATHLETIC ABILITY.

WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN?

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?

OKAY, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO.

DO IT ONE MORE TIME FOR THEM. SHOW THEM!

ALL RIGHT, SHOW THEM ONE MORE TIME.

Stoker: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN ARM.

Marco: YEAH, THE MAN'S GOT NATURAL TALENT.

Stanley: OKAY, NOW THAT WE GOT THAT SETTLED,

HOW ABOUT SOME DINNER? YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO BE COOKING TONIGHT HERE, KELLY.

WELL, CAP, WHAT IF I BURN MY FINGERS?

YEAH, CAP, LISTEN, WHILE HE'S IN TRAINING, HE CAN'T BURN HIS FINGERS.

WELL, I GOT AN IDEA. HOW ABOUT MIKE AND MARCO COOK THE DINNER, RIGHT?

Both: WRONG!

ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO PITCH?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, CHET, LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT PITCHING ARM OF YOURS.

IT'S ONLY A BALL GAME.

THAT'S THE WAY IT STARTED OUT, ANYHOW.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: [ on P.A. ] SQUAD 51, MAN TRAPPED IN WATERBED.

4793 NORTH SANTA ANA.

CROSS STREET, CLOVIS. 4793 NORTH SANTA ANA.

AMBULANCE IS AT SCENE. TIME OUT, 1745.

Stanley: SQUAD 51, 10-4. KMG 365.

[ siren wailing ]

Marion: IN HERE.

YES, MA'AM.

DID YOU CALL US?

Marion: IN HERE. THERE'S NO HURRY.

RIGHT THIS WAY, BOYS.

YEAH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Walter: DON'T TOUCH THE BED!

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

BOY, CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN. I TOLD HIM,

"WALTER, DON'T YOU BUY THAT WATERBED." DOES HE LISTEN?

MARION, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. I'M IN PAIN.

WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU IN PAIN?

Marion: WALTER HAS A BACKACHE.

A LOWER LUMBAR HERNIATED DISC IS A LOT MORE THAN A BACKACHE.

I'VE HAD IT OFTEN ENOUGH TO KNOW.

OH, WALTER, YOU'VE HAD EVERYTHING OFTEN ENOUGH TO KNOW.

WHY'D YOU CALL US?OH, I CALLED YOU.

HIS DOCTOR WANTS HIM IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT HE WON'T LET US MOVE HIM.

YOU TOUCH A WATERBED, AND IT JIGGLES.

YOU KNOW WHAT JIGGLING DOES TO A HERNIATED DISC?

YEAH, IT HURTS. IT HURTS PLENTY.

I DON'T SEE HOW WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BED, THOUGH.

285 BUCKS.

I MEAN, WE COULD HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL WEEKEND IN VEGAS.

BUT INSTEAD,

WALTER DECIDES TO BUY ME A BED THAT GIVES ME MOTION SICKNESS.

ROY, YOU WANT TO TRY TO GO WITH THE BACKBOARD?

Roy: YEAH. WHERE'S HE GOING?

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?

HE'S GONNA GO GET A BACK BOARD.

THAT'S A FIRM BOARD, AND WE'RE JUST GONNA

SLIDE YOU RIGHT ONTO THE BOARD.

THIS THING WILL START SLOSHING AROUND.

YOU GUYS TRIED LIFTING HIM UP BY THE SHEETS, I GUESS, HUH?

YEAH, BUT HE WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING.

DON'T TOUCH THE BED!

OH, BOYS, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON

SINCE 8:30 THIS MORNING.

THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO, RIGHT?

RIGHT, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME. WE'LL JUST DRAIN THE BED.

WITH YOUR PERMISSION, OF COURSE.

WHAT? WITH HIS PERMISSION?

WELL, I'M GONNA DO YOU JUST ONE BETTER THAN THAT.

I'M GONNA HELP![ screaming ]

PLEASE, PLEASE! MARION, DON'T...

[ Marlon giggling ]

CUT IT OUT.

[ laughing ]

DEAR LORD, I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

Walter: MY BACK! OH, MARION!

[ sobbing ]

Johnny: EASY, EASY.

Walter: CAREFUL. CAREFUL. PLEASE BE CAREFUL. MY BACK. PLEASE.

Roy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JUST RELAX.

GOT HIM?

SEE YOU LATER.

THANKS AGAIN.

JUST DOING OUR JOB.

Walter: WHERE'S MARION?

UH, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

OH, SHE WAS JUST SAYING THANKS.

[ sirens blaring ]

WHAT DO YOU FEEL, GUS?

I FEEL LOUSY.I MEAN, YOUR FINGERS.

YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND. I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, KEL. COULD BE A TOXIC REACTION.

YEAH, BUT WHAT?

ANY NUMBER OF THINGS.

[ sighs ]

WEAKNESS OF THE EXTERIOR MUSCLES OF THE LEFT FOREARM,

SEIZURES, IRRITATION, EVEN PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

CONNECT THAT WITH AN ACUTE ABDOMINAL SYNDROME.

LEAD COLIC.

RIGHT, SINCE THEY'VE TAKEN THE LEAD OUT OF THE PAINT,

WE HARDLY EVEN SEE IT IN KIDS ANYMORE.

HE'S GOT EVERY SYMPTOM OF CHRONIC LEAD POISONING.

MIKE, CALL THE LAB. HAVE THEM CHECK

HIS RED CELLS FOR BASOPHILIC STIPPLING.

AND START A 24-HOUR URINE COLLECTION FOR LEAD.

THERE IT IS. THE BASE OF THE INCISORS AND CANINES.

Pete: LEAD LINE.

A TEXTBOOK CASE.

KEL, POSITIVE ON BASOPHILIC STIPPLING.

START HIM ON A THREE-PERCENT SOLUTION OF

CALCIUM DISODIUM EDETATE IV, SLOWLY. MERCY.

GUS, WE'VE FOUND THE TROUBLE. WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU.

YOU MISERABLE BUNCH OF BUTCHERS.

LISTEN TO ME, GUS. YOU'VE BEEN INGESTING LEAD.

WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN GETTING IT.

GO TAKE A FLYING JUMP TO THE MOON.

BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE, KEL?ANOTHER TIME, PETE.

I WANNA FIND OUT WHERE HE GOT THAT LEAD POISONING.

THANKS FOR THE HELP.YOU MADE THE DIAGNOSIS.

I JUST CONFIRMED YOUR SUSPICIONS.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT, OKAY? WILL DO.

KEL, A WOMAN JUST BROUGHT HER HUSBAND

IN WITH THE SAME SYMPTOMS.

JOE'S GOT HER IN TREATMENT 3.

HEY, DIX, THEY FIND OUT WHERE THAT LEAD'S COMING FROM YET?

WELL, THE SECOND ONE'S WIFE IS AFRAID TO TALK TO ANYONE.

SEEMS HE'S A HEAVY DRINKER AND HE BEATS HER UP ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? CHRONIC LEAD POISONING IS REALLY RARE.

AND IT'S STRANGE. NOW, WE'VE HAD TWO IN THE SAME DAY.

WELL, THEY BOTH LIVE IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.

MAYBE THEY'RE GETTING IT FROM THE SAME SOURCE.

DIX, SET UP A THREE-PERCENT SOLUTION OF

CALCIUM DISODIUM EDETATE FOR IV ADMINISTRATION.

ANOTHER ONE?YOU GOT IT.

NORMALLY, WE'D TAKE THEM TO THE DRUNK TANK.

BUT THIS GUY, WELL, HE THREW SORT OF A FIT IN THE CAR

SO WE THOUGHT WE'D BRING HIM DOWN HERE INSTEAD.

WHERE DID YOU PICK HIM UP?

THE 12,000 BLOCK AT BLACKSTONE.

12,000 BLOCK. THAT'S ONLY ABOUT A MILE

FROM WHERE WE PICKED UP THE FIRST ONE.

WAS HE VIOLENT?

NOT UNTIL WE TOOK HIS FRUIT JAR AWAY FROM HIM.

FRUIT JAR?YES MA'AM, YOU SEE,

WHEN AN ALKY'S ON MOONSHINE,

HE CARRIES IT AROUND IN A FRUIT JAR.

IS THAT IT?YEAH.

CAN I SEE THAT?

YEAH, THAT'S MOONSHINE, ALL RIGHT.

PEOPLE IN THAT AREA CAN'T AFFORD SCOTCH.

WE BUST A COUPLE OF STILLS A YEAR THERE.

CAROL, HAVE THE LAB RUN A SCREEN ON THIS FOR LEAD RIGHT AWAY.

RIGHT. DOC, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT'S POLICE EVIDENCE.

YEAH, I KNOW. YOU'LL GET IT BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.

RIGHT NOW I THINK YOU BETTER NOTIFY THE STATE AUTHORITIES.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT A STILL GOING

AND THEY'RE USING AN OLD CAR RADIATOR

AS A CONDENSER, OR MAYBE LEAD PIPING.

WHICHEVER IT IS, THEY'RE TURNING OUT POISONED BOOZE.

WHATEVER IT IS, I HOPE YOU FIND IT

BEFORE IT KILLS SOMEBODY.

Officer: LET'S GO.

YEAH, THIS IS DR. BRACKETT.

GET ME THE PUBLIC HEALTH DEPARTMENT, PLEASE.

SO WHEN YOU GET TO THIS POINT HERE,

I MEAN, YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT MADE AFTER THAT.

I MEAN, YOU CAN JUST READ IT.[ Johnny exhales ]

I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT, UH, CHET, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.

I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING WE'RE GONNA MURDER THOSE GUYS.

THAT'S A GOOD POINT, JOHNNY. NOW, UH...

FELLAS, THE SECRET TO ANY WINNING TEAM IS STRATEGY.

NOW, THEY THINK WE DON'T HAVE A PITCHER.

WE'RE GONNA LET THEM THINK THEY'RE RIGHT, RIGHT?

NOW, I'M GONNA WALK THE FIRST TWO GUYS TO BUILD THEIR CONFIDENCE.

NOW, THAT'S STRATEGY.

AND THEN WHEN THEY GET THEIR CONFIDENCE ALL BUILT UP

AND THEY THINK THEY GOT IT MADE,

POW, I LET THEM HAVE IT.

THOSE PITCHES GO OVER LIKE A BLUR OF WHITE RIGHT OVER THE PLATE.

I HOPE THAT BLUR IS HEADED TOWARD THE CATCHER AND NOT THE OUTFIELD.

[ scoffs ]

NOW, MARCO, YOU'RE THE FIRST BASEMAN, RIGHT?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU

HOW WE PICK OFF A MAN ON FIRST.

OKAY. NOW, A MAN STARTS TO TAKE HIS LEAD-OFF, YOU COUGH.

Chet: COUGH. [ coughs ]

LOUDER, MARCO.[ coughs louder ]

OKAY, NOW, THIS IS MY SIGNAL.

NOW, IF I DON'T WANNA PICK THE MAN OFF,

I'M GONNA USE MY REGULAR WIND-UP.

NOW WATCH IT, IT'S LIKE THIS.

HUH?

OKAY, NOW, IF I WANT TO PICK THE GUY OFF,

I'M GOING TO... HERE'S MY WIND-UP.

YOU GOT IT?

THEY BOTH LOOKED THE SAME TO ME, I'M SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY LOOK THE SAME, YOU NINNY?

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL.

THIS IS MY FIRST BASEMAN?

LOOK, JOHNNY, I'M SORRY,

I'M NOT GONNA WASH HIS DISHES TONIGHT.

REALLY, I MEAN IT, NOW.

LOOK, YOU ARE SELFISH, MAN. YOU EXPECT ME TO WASH DISHES?

MIKE, STAY OUT OF THIS.

IT'S HIS GAME. I'M NOT WASHING DISHES.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: [ on radio] STATION 51, ENGINE 7, ENGINE 56.

STRUCTURE FIRE.

POSSIBLE PERSON TRAPPED.

815 SCULLY ROAD.

CROSS STREET, CEDAR. TIME OUT, 1805.

Stanley: STATION 51, 1O-4. KMG 365.

Stanley: OKAY, AIR MASKS, THEN GO IN WITH INCH-AND-A-HALFS.

ANYBODY INSIDE THERE, VINCE? WE CAN'T FIND THE GUY.

WE CAME HERE WITH A SEARCH WARRANT,

AND HE SET FIRE TO THE PLACE.

HE MUST'VE WENT OUT THE BACK WAY. REAL NUT.

Roy: WHAT HAVE WE GOT, CAP?

Vince: WELL, SOMEBODY SEEMS TO BE INSIDE.

Roy: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BASEMENT OVER HERE ON THE SIDE.

YEAH, IT'S WORTH A TRY.

JOHN, REEL LINE AND A LIFELINE.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT.

HE'S IN THERE. LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF A STILL IN THERE.

Vince: YEAH, THOSE JUGS ARE FULL OF MOONSHINE.

THEY RADIOED US JUST BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.

RAMPART'S TREATING THREE VICTIMS OF LEAD POISONING FROM THAT STILL.

YOU BETTER STAND BACK HERE, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

Roy: CAN'T TELL IF HE'S CONSCIOUS OR NOT.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN DRINKING SOME OF HIS OWN POISON.

LISTEN, MAKE IT FAST. THERE'S ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THERE

TO BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE TO TOOTHPICKS.

I'LL GET THE LIFELINE.ALL RIGHT.

SOMEBODY WANNA FEED ME THROUGH THE REEL LINE THERE?

Officer: YEAH, I GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

Roy: HEY, JOHNNY, IT LOOKS LIKE HIS LEGS ARE PINNED.

DESOTO, CAN YOU FEED OUT THIS LINE TO ME, CAP?

YOU GOT IT?

Roy: YEAH.

HE'S GOT A RIFLE.

GOT HIM?

ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT A FIRE UP THERE.

CAN YOU HANDLE HIM OKAY?HE'S OUT.

HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, QUICK.

IT'S MOVING THROUGH THERE FAST.

CAP! THEY'RE GAINING ON US, CAP!

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S COMING DOWN IN FAST, JOHNNY.

OKAY, HANG ON, I'M ALMOST DONE.

CAP, YOU READY OUT THERE?

WHENEVER YOU ARE.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU NEED HELP.

OKAY, MAYBE LATER.

READY?

[ grunts ]

OKAY, I NEED HELP. I NEED YOUR HELP.

Johnny: OKAY.I'LL TAKE THE FEET.

Johnny: YOU GOT HIS HEAD?

OKAY, WATCH HIS BACK, NOW.

GRAB HIS BELT HERE.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT GLASS ALONG THE PANE.

WATCH YOUR SHOULDERS.THIS GUY'S KICKING ONE OF HIS FEET.

WAIT A MINUTE, I'M HOOKED ON, I'M HOOKED ON THE...

OKAY, GO.

GOT HIM?

EVERYONE GET BACK!

ALL YOU GUYS, GET BACK!

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

Kelly: [ on phone ] GO AHEAD, 51.

NOW YOU CAN TELL THEM

THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR STILL ANYMORE.

MORNING.

BEAUTIFUL MORNING, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

HEY, ROY, ARE YOU STILL ANGRY WITH ME?

YEAH.

BUT I'LL GET OVER IT.

MORNING. WHAT DO YOU SAY, ROY?

YEAH, HI, ROY, HOW ARE YOU?

OH, PRETTY GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?

GOOD.

HEY, GUYS. HOW YOU GUYS DOING, HUH?

LIKE SOME COFFEE?

Johnny: ENJOYED THE GAME.

REALLY GOOD GAME YESTERDAY.

REAL GOOD GAME. REALLY ENJOYED THOSE MOVES. PRETTY GOOD.

HEY, MARCO, YOUR BATTING WAS NOTHING LESS THAN GREAT.

COME ON, MARCO.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

WORK WITH THOSE GUYS FOR YEARS,

SIDE BY SIDE, THROUGH THICK AND THIN,

THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER.

GIVE THEM MY SPARE TIME, TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL.

GET THEM READY FOR THE BIG GAME. WHAT DO THEY DO?

THEY SNUB YOU. THEY SNUBBED ME!

JUST BECAUSE ANOTHER TEAM COMES ALONG THAT'S A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN THEY ARE,

BEAT THEM BY A COUPLE OF RUNS, AND THEY HAD TO SHELL OUT A FEW EXTRA BUCKS.

WELL, I HARDLY THINK THAT 17-3 IS A COUPLE OF RUNS.

AND $9 PER MAN IS HARDLY A COUPLE OF BUCKS.

BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I THINK THEY'LL PROBABLY GET OVER IT.

YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT'S THE WHOLE IDEA OF...

HERE COMES THE CAUSE OF IT ALL.

HIM I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO.

MORNING, ROY.MORNING, CHET.

YOU...

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

OH, YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME?

LOOK, I HAD POTENTIAL. EVERYBODY KNEW IT. I WAS A NATURAL.

AND THEN IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, I FELL APART.

SO THAT WAS MY FAULT?

YOU COACHED ME. YOU BLEW IT, JOHNNY.

I COULD'VE BEEN A REAL CHAMP.