Original subtitles

Man: MORNING.Roy: HI.

OH, GOOD MORNING.

OH, GOOD MORNING. CAN I HELP YOU?

OH, WELL, COULD BE.

HAVE YOU FELLOWS BEEN AROUND HERE VERY LONG?

WELL, YEAH. EVER SINCE ABOUT 8:00.THAT'S WHEN OUR SHIFT STARTS.

NO, I MEAN HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND THIS FIRE STATION VERY LONG?

A COUPLE OF YEARS.OH?

YEAH. WHY?

WELL, I WAS THINKING OF BUILDING A HAMBURGER STAND OVER AT THAT, YOU KNOW,

THAT EMPTY LOT OVER THERE ON THE CORNER.

IS THAT SO?YEAH. I FIGURED, YOU KNOW...

ARE YOU A BUILDER?OH, NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT A BUILDER, I'M A SHORT ORDER COOK.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I FIGURED I WANTED TO GO INTO BUSINESS FOR MYSELF,

AND I FIGURED I'D ASK A COUPLE OF GUYS LIKE YOU, YEAH.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

WELL, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT USED TO BE ON THAT LOT OVER THERE?

WELL, IT'S BEEN AN EMPTY LOT FOR ABOUT AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.

WELL, CAN I ASK YOU ANOTHER QUESTION?

DO YOU THINK A HAMBURGER STAND

WOULD DO OKAY AT THAT LOCATION?

WELL, I...

WELL, HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE FOR HAMBURGERS?

FIFTY-FIVE CENTS. BUT THAT'S WITH PICKLE

AND POTATO CHIPS NOW, YOU KNOW.

WELL...

I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

THANKS. I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

JOHNNY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN ANY POSITION

TO BE GIVING YOU ANY BUSINESS ADVICE.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. WHY NOT?

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, AIN'T IT?

YEAH. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

HE LIKED THE IDEA.

JOHN. JOHN.

HUH? CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?

OH, YEAH. SURE.

EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WHY NOT?

YEAH, CAP?

YEAH, JOHN, YESTERDAY'S SHIFT REPORTED

THAT THE BRAKES ON THE SQUAD ARE JUST ABOUT GONE.

YEAH, I KNOW. THEY WERE GETTING KIND OF SLOPPY.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT OUT OF SERVICE FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS THIS AFTERNOON

AND RUN IT BY THE SHOP AND HAVE THE BRAKES RELINED?

SQUAD 45 WILL RUN YOUR RESPONSES FOR YOU.

OKAY. I GOT A GOOD IDEA. HOW ABOUT RIGHT AFTER LUNCH?

THERE'S USUALLY NO RESPONSES, NOT TOO MANY OF THEM ANYWAY.

WELL, LET ROY TAKE IT OVER. I'VE GOT ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.

THE DIRECTOR OF PARAMEDIC TRAINING

IS RUNNING A TOUR OF THE HOSPITAL THIS AFTERNOON

FOR A BUNCH OF FIFTH GRADERS, AND HE NEEDS A TOUR GUIDE.

CAP.

FIFTH GRADERS!

MMM-HMM.LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA.

ALL RIGHT.

ROY'S GOT KIDS OF HIS OWN, RIGHT?

AND HE GETS ALONG WELL WITH KIDS AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, WHY CAN'T HE TAKE THE KIDS TO THE HOSPITAL

AND I'LL DRIVE THE SQUAD IN AND HAVE THE BRAKES RELINED.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

YOU'RE GONNA MEET THOSE KIDS IN THE VOLUNTEER ROOM

AT THE HOSPITAL AT 1400 HOURS.

GOT IT? I GOT IT.

GOOD.I'LL GO TELL ROY RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?

YOU JUST TALKED A MAN INTO BUILDING A HAMBURGER STAND.

I DID?

HIM? GREAT!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GREAT"?

I JUST THINK IT'S GREAT.

I MEAN, IT'S GOOD.

WE SHOULD HAVE A HAMBURGER STAND ON THE CORNER.

LOOK, WHAT IF WE GO OUT ON A CALL AND WE'RE LATE FOR A MEAL?

WE'RE ALWAYS ASSURED OF A HOT HAMBURGER.

A MAN CANNOT RUN A HAMBURGER STAND ON JUST OUR BUSINESS.

Chet: COFFEE'S ON.

WELL...

COFFEE'S ON. COFFEE'S ON!

ALL RIGHT, WE HEARD YOU. WE HEARD YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS EVER ACKNOWLEDGE ME?

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ACKNOWLEDGING. WE'RE ACKNOWLEDGING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SO IRRITABLE ABOUT IT.

FORGET IT.

CAN I HAVE A LITTLE COFFEE? THANK YOU.

WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.

HEY, HOW OLD ARE FIFTH GRADE KIDS?

OH, 10 OR 11.

OH, ABOUT 10 OR 11, HUH?

THANK YOU.OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

THAT'S NOT VERY OLD.

NOT VERY OLD FOR WHAT?

OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES

OF A VERY LARGE AND VERY MODERN HOSPITAL, I THINK.

YEAH, OLD JOHN HERE IS A VOLUNTEER TOUR GUIDE

AT THE HOSPITAL THIS AFTERNOON.

[ scoffs ] YEAH. VOLUNTEER.

WELL, KIDS ARE A LOT OLDER THAN MOST ADULTS, I THINK.

THEY'RE SMART.SMART!

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD, I WASN'T VERY SMART.

YOU'RE NOT VERY SMART NOW.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher on radio: SQUAD 51, POSSIBLE ASSAULT VICTIM.

743 SOUTH ALLENDALE. 7-4-3 SOUTH ALLENDALE.

CROSS STREET, MOORE.

THE INFORMANT REQUESTS YOU KILL SIREN UPON APPROACH.

TIME OUT, 0832.

Stanley: SQUAD 51, 10-4. KMG 365.

[ sirens blaring ]

[ sirens wailing ]

[ siren wailing ]

YOU COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND YOUR SPY HERE GETS IT IN THE NECK!

[ groaning ]

Woman: HELP!

YOU GOT HERE JUST IN TIME. IT'S HIS WIFE.

HE'S FLIPPED OUT. HE'S CRAZY.

HAS ANYBODY CALLED THE COPS?I DON'T KNOW.

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PUT ONE OVER ON ME, HUH?

BUT I OUTSMARTED YOU.

TALK, SPY!

WE CAN'T WAIT.

DUMP THESE HELMETS.

JIMMY, PLEASE!

WHO SENT YOU HERE, WOMAN?

JIMMY, I'M YOUR WIFE!

TALK, SPY. TALK.

I GOT AN IDEA.

YOU WAIT HERE, OKAY?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WHITE FLAG. MAYBE IT'LL CALM HIM DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

YOU SURRENDERING?

YEAH. YEAH. WE'RE SURRENDERING.

THROW YOUR GUNS ON THE GROUND!

NOW, LOOK, WE DON'T...THROW YOUR GUNS ON THE GROUND!

Johnny: WE DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS.

I SEE YOUR GUNS! THROW THEM ON THE GROUND.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.

WE'VE THROWN THEM AWAY.

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?

THIS IS A TRICK!NO. LOOK, IT'S NOT.

WE'RE SURRENDERING, RIGHT? WE'RE PARLAYING.

GET OUT OF HERE!DON'T GET EXCITED.

PLEASE DON'T HURT THE GIRL.SHE'S GOING TO GET IT!

THIS IS A TRICK! I KNOW IT! GET OUT!

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?

NOW, LOOK, CALM DOWN. DON'T HURT THE GIRL, OKAY?

Jim: IT'S A TRICK!IT'S NOT A TRICK.

CALM DOWN.GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY.

JUST TAKE IT EASY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO...

GET OUT OF HERE!

[ all grunting ]

Lisa: [sobbing] DON'T HURT HIM. DON'T HURT HIM.

PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HE'S OKAY, HE'S OKAY.

HE'S SICK!NOW YOU GO ON OUT OF THE WAY, OKAY?

I KNOW HE'S SICK. COME ON OUT OF THE WAY.

JUST WAIT OVER HERE. THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM.

COME ON. COME ON. HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

GET AWAY FROM THERE. HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

HE'S GOING TO BE FINE. NOW, COME ON OVER HERE. COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

WE'LL JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HURT HIM.

NOW, COME ON. HERE. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN HERE?

JUST SIT DOWN.

[ groaning loudly ]

ARE YOU OKAY? ALL RIGHT, NOW, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE HIM ALONE, OKAY?

NOW, LOOK, CAN YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME?

ALL RIGHT. HOW LONG HAS YOUR HUSBAND BEEN LIKE THIS?

ABOUT A MONTH, OFF AND ON.ABOUT A MONTH?

WELL, HAS HE BEEN REPORTING FOR DUTY OR IS HE ON FURLOUGH?

NO. HE'S BEEN OUT OF THE ARMY FOR OVER A YEAR.

OVER A YEAR.

WELL, ON A MEDICAL DISCHARGE?

[ grunting ]

HONORABLE. HONORABLE?

WELL, DOES HE HAVE A JOB?

YEAH. BUT HE WORKS AT A TRUCKING COMPANY.

WELL, HAS HE BEEN MISSING WORK LATELY?

[softly] SOMETIMES.

SOMETIMES?HERE.

WE BETTER GET OVER THERE. HE'S IN TROUBLE.

NOW, LOOK, I WANT YOU TO STAY HERE.

WE'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM CALM, SO I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO NEAR HIM, OKAY?

YOU'LL JUST UPSET HIM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE.

OKAY, WE CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE, I THINK.

THANKS. GET IN HERE AND GET A RESPIRATION.

EASY NOW. JUST RELAX, HUH?

[ grunting ]TAKE IT EASY.

HEY, WE GOT ABOUT 28 IN RESPIRATION, JOHNNY.

I'M GONNA GET ON THE BIOPHONE.

I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET A CAROTID ON HIM.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK. TAKE IT EASY.

NOW, LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET A CAROTID ON YOU.

NOW, JUST SETTLE DOWN!AGGHH!

I CAN'T EVEN GET A CAROTID ON HIM.

Roy: RAMPART TO SQUAD 51.Kelly: GO AHEAD, 51.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A MALE PATIENT IN HIS MID-20s HERE.

WAR VETERAN.

HE'S HALLUCINATING PRETTY HEAVILY.

ANY SIGN OF PHYSICAL INJURY, 51?NONE THAT WE CAN TELL.

VICTIM IS UNDER RESTRAINTS, AND WE'RE UNABLE TO GET ANY REAL VITALS ON HIM.

I GOT A RESPIRATION OF 28.

51, IS TRANSPORTATION AVAILABLE?

THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE, RAMPART.

ALL RIGHT, 10-4, 51. GIVE HIM 10 MILLIGRAMS DIAZEPAM I.M.

AND BRING HIM ON IN.

10-4, RAMPART.

[ groaning ]

OKAY. JUST TAKE IT EASY. WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT HERE.

MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER. CALM YOU DOWN.

TAKE IT EASY.

OKAY.JUST RELAX.

HUH? RELAX.

[ grunting ]

ALL RIGHT, EASY.

YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

HERE WE ARE. GUESS WE CAN TAKE HIM IN.

YOU WANNA GO IN WITH HIM? OKAY.

HERE YOU ARE.OKAY.

GOT HIM?

PICK HIM UP.GOT HIM?

WATCH IT. WATCH IT.

WATCH IT.

HOW'S HE DOING?WELL, PRETTY GOOD

SINCE WE GAVE HIM THAT SHOT OF DIAZEPAM.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

ALL I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU IS MY NAME, RANK AND SERIAL NUMBER.

HE THINKS HE'S A PRISONER OF WAR.

MIKE, YOU BETTER RUN A PRELIMINARY PSYCHIATRIC.

ALL RIGHT, KEL.TREATMENT 1 IS AVAILABLE.

OH, DOC, THIS HERE IS HIS WIFE, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER.

YOU DON'T NEED US ANYMORE, DO YOU?NO. GO AHEAD.

HAS HE HAD ANY RECENT PHYSICAL INJURIES

LIKE A KNOCK OR A FALL?

NO, NOTHING THAT I KNOW OF.

HAS HE BEEN TAKING ANY MEDICATION, ANY DRUGS?

NO. NOT EVEN AN ASPIRIN TABLET.

ANY HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS?

NOT UNTIL HE STARTED ACTING STRANGELY ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

STRANGELY, HOW?

[ sighing ]

FORGETFUL, SLOPPY.

IRRATIONAL. AT TIMES, HEARING VOICES.

HAS SEEN A DOCTOR SINCE ANY OF THIS STARTED?

NO. I'D HOPED HE'D GET BACK TO HIS OLD, NORMAL SELF.

I SEE.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM?

WELL, I'LL HAVE OUR PSYCHIATRIC DEPARTMENT EXAMINE HIM.

WE MAY HAVE TO SEND HIM TO THE STATE HOSPITAL.

FOR THE INSANE?

FOR THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED.

IF THE TESTS INDICATE IT'S WARRANTED.

PATIENTS ARE USUALLY KEPT THERE FOR LIFE, AREN'T THEY?

NO, NOT USUALLY.

SOMETIMES.

WHY DON'T WE WAIT AND SEE WHAT HIS TESTS SHOW.

YOU WAIT HERE, HUH?

WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

MY NAME IS JAMES LONG, MY RANK IS PRIVATE FIRST CLASS,

MY SERIAL NUMBER IS 0143.

JIM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

ENEMY HEADQUARTERS.

IN WHAT COUNTRY?

YOU'RE TRYING TO CONFUSE ME.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

NO.

I'VE GOT A GIRL BACK HOME.

WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED WHEN THE WAR IS OVER.

WATCH HIM CLOSELY.

HEY, DIX. MMM-HMM?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 10 YEARS OLD?

HE'S TAKING A GROUP OF FIFTH GRADE STUDENTS ON A TOUR OF THE HOSPITAL,

AND HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL IT TO THEM STRAIGHT?WELL, THEY'RE FIFTH GRADERS.

I MEAN, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY MEDICAL STUDENTS, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, IF I TALK ABOVE THEIR HEADS,

THEN I'D BLOW THE WHOLE FIELD TRIP FOR THEM.

THANKS. DIX, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

TAKING THEM INTO THE PEDIATRIC PLAYROOM?

WELL, WHAT I THINK IS THAT YOU'RE SELLING THESE KIDS SHORT.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HIM.

YOU KNOW, THE TROUBLE WITH YOU TWO IS

THAT YOU THINK TOO MUCH LIKE ADULTS.

KEL, HE DEFINITELY BELONGS IN THE PSYCH WARD.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT IT.

[sighs] YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY RIGHT.

I'D LIKE TO DO A MEDICAL EXAMINATION ON HIM JUST TO MAKE SURE.

HE'S GONNA FIGHT YOU.

I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THE BEST I CAN.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU NEED SOME REINFORCEMENTS?

ARE YOU GUYS VOLUNTEERING?

OF COURSE. SURE.

LET'S GO.

I'M DR. BRACKETT. DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

YOU'RE THE ENEMY COMMANDER, RIGHT?

NOW I'M JUST GOING TO EXAMINE YOU.

GENEVA CONVENTION SAYS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ME.

MIKE, HOLD HIS HEAD STILL.

NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. JUST TAKE IT EASY.

JUST RELAX.

JOE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

DEFINITE PAPILLEDEMA.

MIKE, I WANT A COMPLETE NEUROLOGICAL WORKUP.

EEG, SKULL X-RAYS AND BRAIN SCAN.

ALL RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

WELL, THE NEURAL EXAM DEFINITELY CONFIRMS IT.

IT CERTAINLY DOES.

I WAS SURE IT WAS A PURELY PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEM.

WELL, IT CERTAINLY SEEMED TO BE, MIKE.

WELL, GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, THE LONGER WE WAIT, THE LESS CHANCE HE HAS.

I THINK THAT TUMOR SHOULD BE REMOVED

AT THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE MOMENT.

I AGREE.

I WONDER.

WHAT, KEL?

IF IT ISN'T TOO LATE ALREADY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY? I'M MOPPING.

YOU JUST GOT MY FOOT WET. YOU SHOULDN'T BE BLOCKING THE DOOR LIKE THAT.

IT'S AGAINST FIRE REGULATION.

[ sighs, groans ]

BUBBLEGUM AND BALLOONS AND...

WHAT, YOU HAVING A PARTY?

HOSPITAL TOUR.

WITH BUBBLEGUM AND BALLOONS?

LEMONADE. KIDS LOVE LEMONADE.SO DO I.

YOU KNOW, THESE KIDS HAVE GOT TO BE PRETTY SERIOUS-MINDED

TO BE GOING ON A HOSPITAL TOUR, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

WELL, DON'T THEY GET THIRSTY?

SURE. EVERYBODY GETS THIRSTY.

I MEAN, THEY HAVE LEMONADE IN THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA, DON'T THEY?

YEAH, THEY DO.

YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY DO.

THAT'S WHERE I'LL START MY TOUR OFF AT, IN THE CAFETERIA.

THEN I CAN GIVE THEM THE LEMONADE, THE BALLOONS AND THE BUBBLEGUM ALL AT ONCE.

YOU KNOW, GET IT OFF TO A ROUSING START.

YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING A ROUSING MISTAKE.

THESE KIDS ARE 10 YEARS OLD, NOT FIVE.

SO WHAT? IF I WERE A KID,

I'D LOVE TO GET LEMONADE, BALLOONS AND BUBBLEGUM.

JOHN, YOU AREA KID.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher on radio: SQUAD 51, WOMAN STUCK IN A DOOR.

1129 OAK GLEN ESTATES.

1-1-2-9 OAK GLEN ESTATES.

CROSS STREET, CYPRESS.

TIME OUT 946.

Stanley: SQUAD 51, KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

YES, SIR. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

THERE'S A WOMAN STUCK IN A DOG DOOR IN BACK.

A DOG DOOR?YEAH, SHE LOCKED HERSELF OUT

AND WAS TRYING TO GET BACK INSIDE TO LET ME MAKE MY DELIVERY.

IS SHE HURT?NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

HEY, LOOK, I GOT A ROUTE TO COVER. YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF I...

YEAH. WE CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE. THANKS A LOT.

THANK YOU. GOOD LUCK.ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

[ panting ]

WAIT A MINUTE.ARE YOU HURT?

HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.MA'AM, ARE YOU HURT?

OH! THANK GOODNESS! NO. I'M NOT HURT.

AND I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU CAN GET ME OUT OF HERE.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT WE CAN DO, OKAY?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

I USED TO ABLE TO SQUEEZE THROUGH THIS WAY.

IS IT POSSIBLE, I WONDER,

CAN--CAN DOG DOORS SHRINK? [ grunting ]

SHE'S STUCK IN THERE REAL TIGHT. YEAH. I KNOW.

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE. MAN EATER WILL BE AWFULLY MAD.

MAN EATER?

MAN EATER, THAT'S MY DOG.

HE WANTS TO GET OUT. AFTER ALL, THIS IS HIS DOOR.

[ woman grunting ]

MAYBE WE COULD CUT THROUGH, HUH?

OH, NO. YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT.

MY HUSBAND WILL BE FURIOUS!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

I'M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH, RIGHT?

[ inhaling deeply ]

[ exhaling ]ALL RIGHT.

MA'AM, BLOW YOUR BREATH OUT AND THEN HOLD IT, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, GOOD. NOW WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

MA'AM? YES?

WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK.

WHY DON'T I GO INSIDE, YOU STAY HERE,

AND THEN WE'LL TRY TO GET HER FREE, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET IN?

WELL, I COULD MAYBE BREAK A WINDOW OR SOMETHING.

COULDN'T YOU GO DOWN THE CHIMNEY INSTEAD?

WHAT HAPPENED?ARE YOU THE HUSBAND?

YES.OH! OH, HARRY,

YOU GOT HERE JUST IN TIME.

WILL YOU LET THE FIREMAN IN THE HOUSE?

DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO THE FRONT DOOR?

OF COURSE I HAVE THE KEY.

I ALWAYS HAVE MYKEY.

SHE NEVER HAS HERKEY!

HARRY HAS A SHORT FUSE, BUT HE'S A GOOD MAN.

YEAH.

YEAH. SOUNDS LIKE IT.

NOW, MA'AM...YES?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO NOT KICK AROUND, OKAY?

YOU MAY HURT YOURSELF.

OKAY? YOU JUST STAY STILL.

[ chuckling ] NOW HE TELLS ME.

OH, PLEASE.

YOU REALLY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

THANKS A LOT.

HI.

HI.

LOOK, WHY DON'T WE TRY GETTING YOU OUT OF THERE.

WHERE'S MAN EATER?

MAN EATER'S IN THE KITCHEN, SULKING SOMEWHERE.

OH, OKAY. LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE GETS BACK.

ALL RIGHT. JOHNNY?Johnny: YEAH.

YOU PUSH AND I'LL PULL, OKAY?ALL RIGHT.

[ grunting ]I THINK IT'S WORKING.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. PULL HER.

ALL RIGHT.

Roy: EASY. I THINK IT'S WORKING.

THERE WE GO.

EASY DOES IT.HON, PLEASE LEAVE

OUR HOUSE KEY WITH ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS.

OH, YES, HARRY. OF COURSE I WILL.

[ grunting ] EASY. EASY.

THERE.THAT'S FINE.

YOU OKAY?

Woman: I'M FINE.ALL RIGHT.

UH....YOU WANNA...

OH.

OH. YEAH.

[ sighs ]WELL, IS EVERYBODY OKAY HERE?

OH, JUST FINE. THANKS.

WE'RE SURE SORRY WE HAD TO INCONVENIENCE YOU.

THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S PART OF OUR JOB.

CAN I MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING?

[Man Eater barking ]NO, THANK YOU.

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE STATION.

OH, MAN EATER!

OH, SWEETHEART.

[ dog yipping ]

IT'S A VERY SERIOUS OPERATION, MRS. LONG.

BUT YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.

IT'S YOUR HUSBAND'S ONLY CHANCE.

I NEED TIME TO THINK.

JIM DOESN'T HAVE VERY MUCH TIME.

[ sighing ]

WHEN HE WAS AWAY FIGHTING OVERSEAS,

I WOKE UP EVERY DAY EXPECTING TO HEAR

THAT HE'D BEEN KILLED OR CAPTURED.

THEN WHEN HE CAME HOME AND WAS DISCHARGED FROM THE ARMY,

I THOUGHT WE HAD A... A WHOLE LIFETIME TOGETHER.

Kelly: WELL YOU STILL MIGHT--

IF YOU SIGN THOSE AUTHORIZATION FORMS.

WHY CAN'T JIM SIGN THEM?

BECAUSE JIM IS INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THEM.

[ sighs ]

IF THE OPERATION IS SUCCESSFUL,

HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT?

HE WON'T ACT...

HE WON'T ACT CRAZY ANYMORE?

HOPEFULLY.

YOU'RE A WOMAN. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE?

WHAT THE DOCTORS RECOMMEND.

THERE.

YEAH, I FIGURE THE PINK AND THE WHITES FOR THE GIRLS

AND THE ORANGE AND THE RED AND THE BLUE FOR THE GUYS.

THEN THEY CAN ALL JUST HAVE ONE PIECE OF BUBBLEGUM.

HEY, JOHN, HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF BUBBLEGUM FOR OLD CHET?

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY. I'VE ONLY GOT SIX AND THERE'S SIX KIDS.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T GO FLAUNTING BUBBLEGUM AROUND LIKE THAT

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY.

I'M NOT FLAUNTING THE BUBBLEGUM AROUND.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO CRAZY ABOUT BUBBLEGUM.

SO, NOW YOU KNOW.

WELL, YOU STILL CAN'T HAVE ANY.

HEY, ROY, DOES HE HAVE ANY MORE BUBBLEGUM?

I WOULDN'T KNOW.

WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE BUBBLEGUM?

I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

WHEN I HAVE A CHOICE, I ALWAYS TAKE IT.

WILL YOU QUIT? GET OUT OF HERE.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: STATION 51,

ATTEMPTED SUICIDE AT 16 BERRY WAY.

1-6 BERRY WAY.

CROSS STREET, MONUMENT DRIVE. TIME OUT, 1115.

Stanley: STATION 51, KMG 365.

[ siren wailing ]

[ horn blaring ]

[ horn blaring ]

HE'S IN THE GARAGE. I CAN HEAR THE ENGINE RUNNING.

IN HERE?Woman: YES.

WE GOT A MAN IN THE GARAGE HERE.

OKAY, WATCH OUT. I HAVE TO BUST IT OPEN.

IT'S LOCKED.

CAN YOU GET IT?

TURN THE ENGINE OFF, CHET.

[ coughing ]OKAY.

GET HIM OUT.

LET'S GET HIM OUT.

YOU GOT HIM OKAY? I'M GONNA GO OUT AND SET UP THE 02.

YEAH, DO IT.ALL RIGHT.

Johnny: MARCO, CAN YOU...

SOMEBODY GRAB THE MIDDLE,

SOMEBODY GET HIS LEGS.

WAIT. OKAY, YOU GOT HIM?

YEAH.OKAY.

TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF OF HIS MIDDLE.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT, EASY. YEAH, JUST DROP HIM.

OKAY.

EASY, EASY. WATCH HIS HEAD.

GIVE ME THAT AIRWAY.

GO GET THE REST OF THE EQUIPMENT.

Johnny: OKAY.

OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

[ indistinct chatter ]

YEAH, YOU DO.

PULSE IS 100.

RESPIRATION IS ABOUT 25 AND SHALLOW.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

GO AHEAD, 51.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A MALE IN HIS MID-60s,

UNCONSCIOUS FROM CARBON MONOXIDE FUMES.

THE VITALS ARE, PULSE IS 100.

RESPIRATION IS 25 AND SHALLOW.

STANDBY FOR BP.

150 OVER 85.

BP IS 150 OVER 85.

10-4, 51. START AN IV WITH D5W AND TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

10-4, RAMPART.

WE'LL GET YOU READY. HERE, I GOT IT.

YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT?

DON'T KNOW HOW LONG HE WAS IN THERE. CAN'T TELL.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF?

BEATS ME.

NEVER CAN TELL WHAT GOES ON INSIDE THE HEAD OF THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE.

WHO IS HE?THAT'S MAXWELL HART.

THE NOVELIST.THAT'S HIM.

I'VE BROUGHT THIS MAN LETTERS FROM PRESIDENTS AND KINGS.

HE HASN'T BEEN GETTING VERY MUCH MAIL LATELY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE MAN WAS STILL ALIVE.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T.

HE HASN'T WRITTEN A NEW BOOK IN YEARS, NOT SINCE HIS WIFE DIED.

Dixie: THREE.THREE? THIS IS OUR WOULD-BE SUICIDE?

YEAH, HIS COLOR IS COMING BACK A LITTLE BIT BETTER NOW.

WELL, HE HAD A CLOSE CALL. I THINK HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT.

LET'S CONTINUE THE OXYGEN. GET A SET OF ARTERIAL GASES, OKAY?

OH, HEY, DIX, YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?SHOULD I?

THAT'S MAXWELL HART, THE NOVELIST.

YOU'RE KIDDING.NO. DID YOU EVER READ ANY OF HIS BOOKS?

I READ ALL OF HIS BOOKS. EVERYBODY HAS AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.

OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER.

BUT I DID SEE A MOVIE

THAT THEY MADE OUT OF ONE OF HIS BOOKS, THOUGH.

WELL, THE BOOKS ARE BETTER.

Woman on PA: DR. PARKER, OUTPATIENT AREA.

DR. PARKER, OUTPATIENT AREA.

BALLOONS.

GUM.

OH, GREAT. YEAH.

BALLOONS AND GUM?

YEAH, IT'S FOR MY TOUR THIS AFTERNOON.

BABY-SITTING THE KIDS THIS AFTERNOON.

DID YOU KNOW THE KIDS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WON A COUNTYWIDE

ESSAY CONTEST ON THE SUBJECT "MEDICINE TODAY"?

NOBODY TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

WELL, I JUST FOUND OUT MYSELF A FEW MINUTES AGO.

WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

I MEAN, KIDS ARE KIDS, YOU KNOW.

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOU'D READ THE ESSAYS.

REALLY GOOD, HUH?

INCREDIBLE.

I'VE GOT TO GO PICK THEM UP NOW.

YOU WOULDN'T--NO.

NO, I, UH,

GOTTA GET THE BRAKES RELINED.

TAKE ME A COUPLE OF HOURS MAYBE.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER.

GOOD LUCK.

WHAT HAPPENS NOW? DO I GET LOCKED UP IN

A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL FOR TRYING TO DO AWAY WITH MYSELF?

NOT NECESSARILY.

THE PSYCHIATRIST WILL WANT TO SEE YOU, OF COURSE.

YOU GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS PRETTY NURSE?

IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOURSELF.

I WANNA WARN YOU, MR. HART.

I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU EVER SINCE I READ TILL TOMORROW.

I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

BUT I GOT SOME PATIENTS TO SEE.

HOW YOU FEELING?MIXED.

I LIKE ALL THE ATTENTION YOU AND THAT NICE YOUNG DOCTOR ARE PAYING ME,

BUT I DISLIKE THE FACT THAT I COULDN'T EVEN CARRY OUT

MY OWN FINAL EXIT GRACEFULLY OR SUCCESSFULLY.

WHY ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS TO MAKE YOUR FINAL EXIT?

ISN'T IT TIME?

I'M OLD AND I'M TIRED.

I'VE SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL.

AND DESCRIBED IT ALL SO BEAUTIFULLY.

NO ONE WRITES LIKE YOU.

THAT'S A VERY GRACIOUS THING OF YOU TO SAY.

IT'S TRUE.IT'S ALSO TRUE THAT

NOT ONE BOOK OF MINE REMAINS IN PUBLICATION.

THEY'RE ON THE LIBRARY SHELVES.

GATHERING DUST.

TEACHING NEW GENERATIONS HOW BEAUTIFUL AND EXCITING LIFE CAN BE.

I DOUBT THAT.

I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.

I DON'T THINK THE NEW GENERATION EVEN KNOWS I'M ALIVE,

OR CARES.

OKAY, NOW, AS SOON AS WE'VE FINISHED WITH OUR LEMONADE AND OUR BUBBLEGUM,

I GOT A GREAT SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU.

I LOVE SURPRISES.

ME, TOO.OH, GOOD. GOOD.

HERE, THERE'S ONE FOR YOU, TOO.

NOW, THE SURPRISE IS...

I HAVE PROCURED PERMISSION FOR US TO GO INTO THE PEDIATRICS PLAYROOM,

AND THAT WAS NO EASY JOB, SO I WANT YOU GUYS TO APPRECIATE THAT, OKAY?

NOW, WHAT YOU'LL FIND IN THE PLAYROOM

IS THE FINEST COLLECTION OF TOYS AND GAMES--

I DON'T THINK WE'D CARE FOR THAT.

YOU, UH...

YOU DON'T-- WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THERE.

WE CAN ALWAYS GO TO SOME-- YES?

WILL WE BE ABLE TO VIEW A SURGICAL PROCEDURE FROM THE GLASS OBSERVATION DOME?

SURE, I MEAN, YEAH. I CAN FIND OUT. I--

YES?I'M INTERESTED IN THE NEW TECHNIQUES

FOR RELIEVING PAIN AND CONTROLLING VIOLENCE.

CAN SOMEONE FILL US IN ON THOSE?

YEAH, WELL, SURE, LET ME, UH,

I MEAN, I CAN FIND OUT. LET ME MARK THIS DOWN.

AS SOON AS... AND I'LL FIND OUT ABOUT--

YES?

CAN WE SEE ONE OF THOSE NUCLEAR-POWERED PACEMAKERS

THAT'S ABLE TO FUNCTION FIVE TIMES LONGER

THAN THE BATTERY-OPERATED MODELS?

SURE, WHY NOT?

I CAN FIND OUT. I MEAN...

YES?

MAY I LEAVE THE ROOM?

WHA--

OH, YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE ROOM?

OH, CERTAINLY. YES, OF COURSE.

IT'S RIGHT DOWN THIS LITTLE HALLWAY RIGHT HERE AND JUST THE SECOND DOOR ON YOUR LEFT.

ER, ON YOUR RIGHT. DON'T GO ON YOUR LEFT,

YOU'LL GET US BOTH IN TROUBLE.

[ clears throat ]

WHAT SHOULD I TELL THE PSYCHIATRIST TO KEEP FROM BEING LOCKED UP?

THAT YOU HAVE A LOT TO LIVE FOR.

DO YOU THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO FOOL HIM?

I THINK IT'S TRUE.

I JUST HOPE HE'LL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU OF THAT.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY STICK TOGETHER NOW.

WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY LOST.

MR. HART!

HI, MR. HART.DO I KNOW YOU?

HE BROUGHT YOU IN. HE PROBABLY SAVED YOUR LIFE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD THANK YOU OR NOT.

YOU'RE MAXWELL HART!

WHERE DO YOU KNOW ME FROM?

I RECOGNIZED YOU!FROM WHERE?

FROM YOUR PICTURE IN GIANTS OF AMERICAN LITERATURE.

WHY, THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN 30 YEARS AGO.

YEAH, BUT THE PROFILE IS STILL THE SAME.

CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. HART?

ME, TOO.AUTOGRAPH?

WOULD YOU COME AND SPEAK TO OUR LITERATURE CLUB, MR. HART?

AND OURS?

WELL...

IF YOU BOYS AND GIRLS WOULD REALLY LIKE ME TO,

IT'D BE MY GREAT PLEASURE.

YEAH, YES INDEED.ALL RIGHT, COME ON, NOW.

LET'S LEAVE MR. HART ALONE, HE'S A BUSY MAN.

SAY BYE-BYE TO MR. HART.All: BYE-BYE, MR. HART.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT.

NOW, EVERYBODY STICK TOGETHER.

NO NOISE UP ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET.

IT'S GOOD BUBBLEGUM, JOHNNY. YOU GOT ANOTHER PIECE YOU COULD GIVE ME?

NO. ONLY HAD SIX. THAT'S FOR THE CAP.

ROY?

ROY?

COULD I HAVE YOUR PIECE OF BUBBLEGUM?

SURE.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT IT?

NO.

THANKS.

THAT WAS FOR HIS SON.BIG DEAL,

HE CAN ALWAYS STOP AND GET HIS SON MORE BUBBLEGUM.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. I'LL GIVE YOU MY BALLOON.

GIVE THAT TO YOUR SON. THANKS.

DON'T THANK ME. THANK JOHNNY. HE BOUGHT IT.

THANKS, JOHNNY.

HOW YOU DOING? YOU GETTING STOMPED AGAIN?

NO, I THINK I GOT HIM ON THE RUN.

WHAT'S THAT FOR?

BUBBLEGUM.

SOUVENIR FROM MY TOUR.

OH, THANKS A LOT. HOW'D IT GO?

PRETTY GOOD, THANKS TO MAXWELL HART.

MAXWELL HART.

YEAH, THE KIDS GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT MEETING HIM,

THEY LOST ALL INTEREST IN MY TOUR.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

NO, NOT REALLY. IT KIND OF WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST.

THEY WERE ASKING TO GO TO PLACES THAT YOU'D HAVE TO BE A PHD TO GET INTO.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

ONE OF THE GIRLS ASKED A QUESTION

OF DR. BRACKETT THAT EVEN HE COULDN'T ANSWER.

WHAT DID SHE ASK HIM?CHECKMATE.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: STATION 51, STATION 49, ENGINE 23, BATTALION 14.

PLANE IN TROUBLE AT MORGAN FIELD.

MORGAN FIELD.

TIME OUT, 1702.

[ siren wailing ]Stanley: STATION 51, KMG 365.

[ siren blaring ]

[ horn blaring ]

HERE IT COMES.

CAP, HE'S OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY. CAP!

Stanley: ALL UNITS, ENGINE 51, HE'S OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY.

Johnny: LET'S GO.

[ explosion ]

Stanley: ENGINES 23 AND 49, ENGINE 51,

COME INTO OUR LOCATION AND SET UP PROTECTOR LINES.

LA, ENGINE 51.

WE HAVE A FIRE IN A DOWNED AIRCRAFT AT ENCINO AND ALVARADO.

SEND ME A SECOND ALARM. WE'RE STARTING EVACUATION.

SQUAD 51, START EVACUATING THAT BUS IMMEDIATELY.

ESTIMATE CASUALTIES 10 TO 12. WE CAN USE THREE AMBULANCES.

DISPATCHER: 10-4, ENGINE 51.

[ firefighters chattering ]

MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?

JUST RELAX IN THERE. WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT IN THERE TO GET YOU OUT.

Johnny: YOU WANT THE BAR?YEAH.

WE GOT ABOUT 10 KIDS IN THERE AND THE DRIVER.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUST OUR WAY THROUGH THIS WINDOW.WELL, MAKE IT FAST.

THERE'S A FIRE IN THE BUS AND THE PLANE IS LEAKING FUEL.

CAP, CHECK OUT THOSE WRECKED VEHICLES FOR OCCUPANTS UP HERE, WILL YOU?

LET'S TRY THE AJAX TOOL ON THIS DOOR.

ALL RIGHT. JOHNNY, I'LL JUST HAND THEM OUT TO YOU.

Johnny: ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, IS ANYBODY HERE AMONG YOU,

ANY OF YOU KIDS HAVE SERIOUS INJURIES?

CAN YOU ALL MAKE IT OUT THE WINDOW HERE?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, ONE AT A TIME.

LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA TRY TO CUT YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE.

CAN YOU GET A HOLD OF HIM AND PULL HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW?

GOT IT?YEAH.

[ chatter ]

Johnny: JUST LAY ACROSS THE SHOULDER. ATTA BOY.

ALL RIGHT, JUST LAY ACROSS THE SHOULDER, THERE WE GO.

THERE WE GO. ATTA GIRL.

THERE WE GO.

RUN ON OVER THERE.

GOT HER?

NOW, LET'S GO HELP THE DRIVER UP THERE.

LOOKS LIKE THEY MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S ALIVE.

LET ME GET THE STRAP HERE.

OKAY...OKAY.

I HAVE HIM.RIGHT.

Marco: YOU GOT HIM?

WAIT. WAIT. HE'S CAUGHT.

HE'S CAUGHT.

CAN WE HAVE A HAND OVER HERE?

GOT A BAD LACERATION. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

I GOT HER FEET.

YOU GOT THEM?YEAH.

YOU GUYS GOT HIM?

SLOW NOW.Johnny: OKAY.

READY?YEAH.

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP IN HERE GETTING HER OUT.

Stanley : WATCH THOSE LEGS. WATCH IT.

HE'S GOT A BROKEN LEG.

A LITTLE BIT MORE.

JUST STAY THERE AND--

OKAY, WE'RE GONNA HAND HER OUT BACKWARDS.

WATCH HER ARMS, NOW. WE'RE PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON THEM.

HURRY IT UP, CAP! WE CAN'T KNOCK DOWN THIS ENGINE FIRE,

AND THE WING TANK IS LEAKING GAS.

WATCH YOUR BACK.

[ groans ]

Marco: OKAY, GOT HIM.

GET BACK! EVERYBODY, GET BACK!

GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT OF THERE!

WATCH IT.

WATCH OUT.

[ firemen yelling ]

EVERYBODY OKAY?YEAH, JUST SOME CUTS AND BRUISES, I THINK, CAP.

HOW ABOUT THEM?WELL, THE PILOT WAS KILLED ON IMPACT,

BUT I THINK THE CO-PILOT ONLY HAS A BROKEN LEG.

I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO GUYS TO FINISH CHECKING OUT THE KIDS.

[ siren wailing ]

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

SO IT JUST BLEW UP, THE BIGGEST FIREBALL YOU EVER SAW.

WELL, HOW CLOSE WERE YOU GUYS?

TOO CLOSE.

WE WERE LUCKY ONLY THE PILOT DIED.

WE ALMOST HAD A DISASTER ON OUR HANDS.

YEAH. HEY, SPEAKING OF BEING LUCKY,

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT WAR VETERAN YOU GUYS BROUGHT IN?

YEAH.OH, YEAH.

THE OPERATION WENT GREAT. HE'S JUST GOING TO BE FINE.

ALL RIGHT.OH, GREAT.

HEY, JOHN,

I FINALLY FOUND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION THAT GIRL IN YOUR TOUR ASKED ME.

OH, YEAH? WHAT?