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CAN'T A GUY GET ANY PRIVACY AROUND HERE?

NOT WHEN YOU'RE A TV STAR, YOU CAN'T.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOOKED AT THE 11:00 NEWS LAST NIGHT.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I DID.

UH-HUH. HOW'D YOU LIKE IT?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FIRE.

SPECTACULAR FIRE? WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW?

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAD AN AWFULLY LOT OF DIRT ON YOUR FACE.

OH, MAN, PEOPLE EAT THAT STUFF UP.

IN FACT, BEFORE THE INTERVIEW, I PUT A LITTLE SOOT ON MY FOREHEAD.

HEY, ROY, DID YOU SEE ME ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT?

THAT WAS YOUR FACE.

I COULDN'T TELL BECAUSE IT HAD SO MUCH DIRT ALL OVER IT.

OH, MAN, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHOWBIZ, THAT'S ALL.

HOPE YOU'RE WRONG.

JOANNE AND I ARE GONNA BE DOING ONE OF THOSE TV QUIZ SHOWS.

OH, YEAH? HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, WHY NOT?

FOR INSTANCE, SHE'S SAYING THAT

EVERYBODY THAT WORKS ON TV HAS TO WEAR MAKEUP,

AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE ME FEEL TOO COMFORTABLE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK OLD CHESTER B. HERE.

HE'S AN EXPERT ON MAKE-UP. AREN'T YOU, CHESTER?

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: SQUAD 51, ENGINE 36,

SHOOTING AT THE LIQUOR STORE, 2216 RIVERSIDE.

CROSS STREET: MAPLE. 2-2-1-6 RIVERSIDE.

TIME OUT, 0827.

Stanley: SQUAD 51, KMG 365.

[ siren blaring ]

WATCH OUT!

[ honks horn ]

[ tires screeching ]

YOU IDIOT!

HE JUST BLEW THAT STOP SIGN.

HEY, I'M LIEUTENANT CROCKETT.

ONE OF MY MEN IS HURT AND HE'S BLEEDING BADLY. OVER THIS WAY.

HEY, I SAID OVER HERE.

[ sirens wailing ]

[ groaning ]

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN?

JUST RELAX FOR RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

SAM, CAN YOU GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION OF THE OTHER GUY?

NO, NONE.

ALL I SAW WAS A SHADOW AND THEN I GOT HIT.

I MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT FOR A SECOND

BECAUSE I TURNED AROUND TO LOOK AND HE WAS GONE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOREHEAD?

I MUST HAVE BANGED IT WHEN I HIT THE GROUND.

I FEEL KIND OF DIZZY,

AND IT...

HURTS HERE.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR EYES HERE.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, BYE.

GO AHEAD, 51.

Roy: RIGHT. WE'RE AT THE SCENE OF A SHOOTING HERE.

WE HAVE TWO VICTIMS.

VICTIM 1 IS CONSCIOUS.

HE'S GOT A BULLET WOUND IN HIS LEFT LEG.

LOST ABOUT 200 CCS OF BLOOD.

VICTIM 2 IS UNCONSCIOUS.

THE BULLET HAS ENTERED THE RIGHT LATERAL SECTION OF THE RIB CAGE,

JUST ABOVE THE 10TH RIB.

51, GO AHEAD WITH VICTIM 2.

THE POLICEMAN HAS PRIORITY.

[ groans ]

VICTIM 2, HIS EXTREMITIES ARE COLD AND CLAMMY AND HE'S ASHEN IN COLOR.

THE SYSTOLIC BP IS 60 BY PALPATION.

THE PULSE IS 150 AND THREADY.

HE'S ON 6 LITERS OF 02.

51, ON VICTIM 2, START AN IV WITH RINGER'S LACTATE

AND TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

SEND ME A STRIP WHEN YOU'RE READY.

VICTIM 2, IV WITH RINGER'S, AND STAND BY FOR EKG.

GOT IT.

51, HOW ABOUT THE OTHER VICTIM?

VICTIM 1 IS A MALE, APPROXIMATELY 28 YEARS OF AGE.

ON THIS BULLET WOUND IN THE LEFT THIGH, IT'S IN THE LOWER SECTION,

AND THE BLEEDING'S BEEN CONTROLLED,

BUT THE VICTIM'S COMPLAINING OF A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF PAIN.

THERE'S ONE COMPLICATION.

WHEN HE FELL HE STRUCK HIS FOREHEAD

AND WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR SEVERAL MINUTES.

THE VICTIM IS COMPLAINING OF DIZZINESS AND HEADACHES.

51, START AN IV WITH RINGER'S LACTATE,

IMMOBILIZE AND TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

10-4, RAMPART. IV WITH RINGER'S AND IMMOBILIZE.

HOLD THIS.

HOW YOU DOING NOW, SAM?

I'M HURTING.

HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. YOU WANT TO HOLD THIS FOR ME?

CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM A SHOT OF MORPHINE?

I CAN'T DO THAT.

NOW, LOOK, OUT HERE I'M IN CHARGE

AND I'M TELLING YOU TO GIVE HIM A SHOT OF MS.

FORGET IT, LIEUTENANT.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

LOOK, I'VE DONE ALL I CAN FOR HIM.

CAN WE GET THESE CUFFS OFF OF HIM?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GIVE HIM A SHOT OF MORPHINE.

LOOK, HE'S GOT A HEAD INJURY.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW SERIOUS IT IS,

BUT YOU DON'T GO MIXING A HEAD INJURY WITH MORPHINE.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

IF YOU CAN TAKE THE CUFFS OFF HIM, WE CAN TREAT HIM.

THAT WAY, MAYBE HE'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW.

HE'S SHOWING SINUS TACHYCARDIA WITH SOME PVCS.

OH, THE BP IS 60 SYSTOLIC.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

THE SECOND VICTIM,

LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN SINUS TACHYCARDIA WITH SOME PVCS.

THE BP IS 60 SYSTOLIC.

Kelly on radio: 10-4, 51.

HE'S GONE INTO V-FIB.

51, DEFIBRILLATE.

CLEAR.

51, VICTIM IS IN SINUS BRADYCARDIA, NOW WITH A RATE OF 50.

CAN YOU GET ME A BLOOD PRESSURE?

10-4, RAMPART, STAND BY.

RAMPART, SQUAD 51.

THE PULSE IS 50 AND WEAK.

THE RESPIRATION IS 5. STAND BY FOR BP.

BP IS 55 OVER 30.

BP IS 55 OVER 30.

51, ONE-HALF MILLIGRAM ATROPINE IV PUSH,

THEN START A SECOND IV WITH RINGER'S.

10-4, RAMPART. ONE-HALF MILLIGRAM ATROPINE PUSH,

AND ANOTHER IV WITH RINGER'S.

10-4, 51, SEND ME ANOTHER STRIP.

THE RATE IS 80. HOW'S THE BP?

[ sirens wailing ]BP'S 80 OVER 60.

RAMPART, THE BP IS 80 OVER 60.

51, TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

10-4.

DIX, YOU BETTER NOTIFY THORACIC SURGERY.

THAT KID'S GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET.

LET ME SPEAK TO DR. EVANS.

Crockett: HOW IS IT, SAM?

LOUSY. I NEVER SHOT A MAN BEFORE.

FORGET IT, YOU WERE DOING A JOB.

IF YOU DON'T SHOOT BACK, THE GUY KILLS YOU.

YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING, YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL ROTTEN.

HOW'S HE DOING?

NOT TOO GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL RIDE WITH YOU, BECAUSE I WANT TO ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS.

HE'S UNCONSCIOUS.

WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL RIDE UP FRONT, JUST IN CASE HE COMES TO.

[ sirens wailing ]

DR. BRACKETT AND DR. MORTON ARE WAITING IN 2, OVER THERE.

Woman on PA: DR. ALLEN, 63.

GET THIS MAN TO 3. DR. EARLY WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

JUST A MINUTE, NURSE.

YES. OH, LIEUTENANT.

THAT'S A POLICEMAN YOU'RE WHEELING IN THERE.

YEAH, THE DOCTOR'S ON HIS WAY.

WELL, THAT'S NOT QUITE GOOD ENOUGH.

NO POLICEMAN OF MINE IS GONNA LIE AROUND SOME HOSPITAL ROOM

WAITING FOR TREATMENT.

NOW, LOOK. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WARD,

AND WE TREAT LIFE-THREATENING INJURIES FIRST.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM.

THEY'RE WAITING FOR US IN 3.

I'M DR. EARLY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

KIND OF WEAK.

DIX, GET A TYPE AND CROSS MATCH, STAT,

AND HAVE THE LAB SET UP 4 UNITS OF BLOOD.

CAROL, WE'LL NEED AN OR SET UP,

AND NOTIFY THE VASCULAR SURGEON ON DUTY.

AND HAVE X-RAY STAND BY.

I WANT X-RAYS OF HIS THIGH AND HIS SKULL BEFORE HE GOES INTO SURGERY.

GONNA HAVE TO OPERATE, HUH?

JUST A LITTLE SEWING, NOTHING SERIOUS.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE CEILING FOR A MOMENT?

LOOKS GOOD.

DID YOU GET A LEAD ON THAT OTHER SUSPECT YET?

NO, NOT YET, THEY'RE WORKING ON HIS BUDDY NOW.

LOOK, I'M GONNA SHOVE OFF AND I'LL TELL THE WIFE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

THANKS.

HOW ARE YOU, DOC?

I WANT TO ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS.

SORRY.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE HE JUST DIED.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETIE?

[ stammering ] IT'S ROBBIE.

HE'S MY ONLY AND MY FAVORITE. EXCUSE ME.

I'M LYLA.

ARE YOU FEELING BETTER, ROBBIE?

MY TOOTH.

AW, HONEY,

YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING ANOTHER ONE COMING IN SOON.

[ chuckles ]

RIGHT?RIGHT.

OH, DR. BRACKETT THIS IS MRS. CAINE.

UH-HUH.HI.

HI, I'M DR. BRACKETT.

LET ME SEE THAT.

[ sneezes ]

KIND OF SORE, HUH?

IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

WELL, I CAN'T TELL YET. WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT,

IT'S JUST SO INCREDIBLE.

ROBBIE WAS PLAYING IN THE GARAGE

AND HE WENT TO GRAB SOMETHING

OFF OF THE WORK TABLE, AND HE REACHED UP

AND INSTEAD, HE KNOCKED OVER THE HAMMER,

IT FELL DOWN, AND IT JUST... IT HIT HIM SMACK RIGHT IN THE FACE.

HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR JUST, YOU KNOW... JUST A FEW MINUTES.

YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, IT WAS ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

YEAH, A FRACTURED FINGER, WASN'T IT?

YEAH.

BROCK, THAT'S MY HUSBAND, AND ROBBIE WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL.

THE BLEEDING'S STOPPED.

DIX, LET'S GET HIM UP TO X-RAY. I WANT A FULL SKULL SERIES.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF YOU.

IT WON'T HURT A BIT.

IS THAT ALL?

I WANT TO CHECK THAT FINGER.

WHICH ONE DID YOU BREAK, SON?

UH...

WHERE DO WE HAVE TO GO FOR THOSE X-RAYS?

I'M NOT FINISHED YET.

WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR?

BABY...

MRS. CAINE, WHERE DID HE GET THOSE BRUISES?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'D LIKE TO KEEP HIM HERE FOR A FULL SERIES OF TESTS.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

I'LL BRING YOU PLENTY OF ICE CREAM, AND I'LL VISIT YOU EVERY DAY, I PROMISE.

WE'LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY ON THOSE.

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME, BUT I GUESS I'D BETTER CHECK WITH HIM.

WHERE IS HE?

BROCK'S A MECHANIC. WE OWN A GAS STATION.

ANGIE, GET HIM RIGHT UP TO X-RAY, HUH?

MRS. CAINE, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.

AREN'T YOU COMING, MOM?

HONEY, I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?

MRS. CAINE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR HUSBAND HIT ROBBIE?

WELL, THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER,

BUT I DON'T WATCH THEM EVERY MINUTE.

IS HE, UH,

FRUSTRATED ON HIS JOB OR AT HOME?

NO MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE.

I SEE.

YOU KNOW, PERHAPS HE COULD STOP BY ON HIS LUNCH HOUR.

[ stammering ] WELL...

HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO GET READY FOR THIS TV QUIZ SHOW?

THERE'S NOTHING TO GET READY FOR.

IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW WELL YOU KNOW YOUR SPOUSE.

OH, YEAH?YEAH.

LIKE, THEY MIGHT ASK ME WHAT'S JOANNE'S FAVORITE COLOR,

OR WHAT DO I DO THAT ANNOYS HER THE MOST.

YEAH, BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE

CERTAIN THINGS PLANNED OUT BETWEEN YOU AND JOANNE?

I MEAN, LIKE, HAVE CERTAIN ANSWERS FOR CERTAIN QUESTIONS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

NO.

WELL, SAY THEY ASK YOU

ABOUT ANY GIVEN SITUATION, YOU SAY, "DEPRESSED."

I MEAN, ANY...

ANY SITUATION THEY ASK YOU ABOUT,

YOU GIVE A DEPRESSING ANSWER.

WHAT IF THEY ASK ME ABOUT MY HONEYMOON?

WELL, YOU...

[ sighs ] YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

YEAH.

BESIDES, I'D ONLY THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND.

JOANNE AND I KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

[ chuckles ] ROY, NOBODY KNOWS ANYBODY,

NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME THEY'VE SPENT TOGETHER.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

LOOK AT YOU AND ME.

YOU KNOW, ROY,

I THINK THAT'S DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, ANYBODY THAT WORKS AS LONG AND AS CLOSE AS YOU AND I DO...

[ radio beeping ]I THINK...

Dispatcher on radio: SQUAD 51, MAN UNCONSCIOUS,

2952 WOODCREST, APARTMENT 3.

CROSS STREET: HEALEY.

2-9-5-2 WOODCREST.

TIME OUT, 1217.

[ sirens wailing ]

SQUAD 51, 10-4.

IN HERE.

THAT'S ARNIE, MY BOYFRIEND.

WE'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT AND I CAN'T EVEN WAKE HIM UP.

NITROUS OXIDE, LAUGHING GAS.

BETTER GET SOME OXYGEN ON HIM.

PULSE IS 110.

110.

RESPONSIVE.

BP'S 120 OVER 80.

120 OVER 80.

RESPIRATION'S 16.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51, HOW DO YOU READ?

GO AHEAD, 51.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A MALE, APPROXIMATELY 25 YEARS OLD.

HE'S UNCONSCIOUS. HE'S INHALED NITROUS OXIDE.

THE VITAL SIGNS ARE: BP IS 120 OVER 80,

PULSE IS 110 AND RESPIRATION IS 16.

WE HAVE HIM ON 6 LITERS OF OXYGEN.

START IV D5W, TKO, TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

10-4, RAMPART.

HEY, HEY, HEY, KEEP THIS ON. HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENED?

COME ON, NOW, KEEP THIS ON.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, ARNIE.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

HEY, DON'T STICK ME WITH THAT NEEDLE.

[ chuckling ] HEY!

WELL, THE HOSPITAL AUTHORIZED AN IV FOR YOU.

NOT IF YOU'RE GONNA USE THAT NEEDLE, YOU DON'T.

[ chuckles ]

ALL RIGHT, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET TO A HOSPITAL AND SEE A DOCTOR, ALL RIGHT?

WELL, HEY, I GOT GUESTS COMING HERE IN A FEW HOURS.

WHAT'S WITH THE LAUGHING GAS, ARNIE?

OH, HEY, IT WAS A SURPRISE.

I FIGURED WE'D BUST THEM AT MIDNIGHT

AND EVERYBODY'D GET HIGH, YOU KNOW?

I GUESS I BREATHED IN TOO MUCH WHEN I WAS BLOWING THEM UP.

SOMETIMES HE'S NOT TOO BRIGHT.

[ laughing ]

BUT HE SURE IS LOTS OF FUN.

NOW, DUMMY,

YOU GO GET ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES TO TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR

AND I'LL GO GET READY FOR THE PARTY.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

THE VICTIM IS NOW CONSCIOUS

AND HE'S REFUSING HELP.

BUT HE IS GOING TO GO SEE HIS OWN DOCTOR, HOWEVER.

10-4, 51.

YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS FORM

FOR ME, PLEASE?

OH, WHAT'S IT FOR?

IT'S JUST A RELEASE FORM. IT SHOWS THAT YOU REFUSED TREATMENT.

OH, OH.JUST SIGN RIGHT DOWN THERE.

NO PROBLEM.

HEY, HOW ABOUT WE USE SOME OF THIS STUFF TO BLOW UP THE BALLOONS?

[ stammering ] YEAH... WELL, SORRY,

SEE, WE'RE IN KIND OF A HURRY.

WE'D SURE LIKE TO OBLIGE YOU, THOUGH.

WELL, THANKS, ANYWAY.

THAT'S OKAY.

SO LONG. EXCUSE ME, HERE.

BE SURE TO SEE A DOCTOR.

YEAH, I SEE.

SO LONG.

I'LL BET SHE'S A LOT OF FUN.

YEAH, I KNOW. OKAY, DIX.

HAVE DR. MORTON HANDLE IT, OKAY?

[ knocking on door ]

THANK YOU. COME IN!

MR. CAINE? I'M DR. BRACKETT.

HELLO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY KID?

WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE?

UH-HUH.

HE'S...

HE'S INCURRED SEVERAL INJURIES RECENTLY.

LIKE THE BROKEN FINGER?

YES, AND SEVERE BRUISES ON HIS TORSO.

YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE WHEN THEY PLAY. LIKE THE FINGER.

LYLA TOLD ME SOME KID KNOCKED HIM DOWN.

THEN HE DIDN'T HURT IT PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH YOU?

FOOTBALL? LOOK,

I RUN A GAS STATION 18 HOURS A DAY.

I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR FOOTBALL

OR FOR HANGING AROUND HOSPITALS.

MR. CAINE?

IT'S MY OPINION THAT YOUR SON IS A VICTIM OF CHILD ABUSE.

NOW, I SUGGEST IT MIGHT BE WORTH A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME

TO GET THIS MATTER STRAIGHTENED OUT.

CAROL, WOULD YOU ASK MRS. CAINE TO STEP IN MY OFFICE, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

DOC, I SWEAR TO YOU. I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER HIT ROBBIE.

AND LYLA, WHY,

SHE'S SPOILED HIM, IF ANYTHING.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

LYLA, WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE DOC SAYS THAT SOMEBODY'S BEEN BEATING UP ROBBIE,

AND IT ISN'T ME AND IT CAN'T BE YOU.

WHY?

WHY, LYLA?

I... I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

EVERY MORNING

I SAY,

"I SWEAR I WON'T DO IT. I SWEAR IT!"

AND THEN

HE JUST GETS TO ME.

OH, I LOVE HIM.

MRS. CAINE...

HOW LONG AGO DID YOU START HAVING THESE REACTIONS?

IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER.

HAVE YOU HAD ANY ILLNESSES OR INJURIES RECENTLY?

YEAH, SHE

WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.

WERE YOU KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS?

SHE WAS OUT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

HAVE YOU HAD ANY HEADACHES OR DIZZINESS

OR RINGING IN YOUR EARS?

NOTHING TO SPEAK OF.

COME ON, LYLA, YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF HEADACHES LATELY.

WELL, EVERYBODY HAS SOME PAIN, I...

EVERY DAY, DOC?

EXACTLY WHERE DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN?

WELL, IT'S RIGHT AROUND IN THERE.

MRS. CAINE, I'D LIKE TO RUN A SERIES OF TESTS ON YOU,

IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

BROCK?

YOU BET.

YOU BET, DOC.

AND I'LL BE HERE WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, HONEY.

I'D LIKE TO GET STARTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

OKAY.

HEY, ROY, YOU NERVOUS ABOUT BEING ON THE TUBE TONIGHT?

NOT REALLY, CAP.

CAP, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.

WELL, GREAT, GAGE,

NEXT TIME WE WANT TO KNOW ROY'S MOTHER'S NAME, WE'LL ASK YOU.

HARRIET.

MMM?

HARRIET. THAT'S ROY'S MOTHER'S NAME.

IS THAT RIGHT, ROY?

YEAH.

ROY OUGHT TO TAKE YOU ON THE SHOW WITH HIM INSTEAD OF JOANNE.

OH, I'M SURE JOANNE KNOWS HIM IN SOME WAYS BETTER THAN I DO.

THAT'S A RELIEF.

WE KNOW ONE ANOTHER PRETTY WELL, DON'T WE, ROY?

YEAH.

COME ON, WE KNOW ONE ANOTHER PRETTY WELL, DON'T WE?

NOT ENOUGH TO LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE.

HEY, WELL, WHEN YOU GUYS QUIT ARGUING,

I'M GONNA HAVE A POKER GAME FRIDAY NIGHT.

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?

CHET, THIS HERE IS LIEUTENANT CROCKETT.

HE'S FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

OH, WELL, LIEUTENANT, WE DON'T PLAY FOR ANY MONEY, IT'S JUST FOR FUN.

[ chuckles ] SURE.HOW'S SAM DOING?

HE'S GONNA BE FINE. A MONTH'S REST AND HE'S BACK ON THE JOB.

HEY, LISTEN, WOULD YOU LIKE A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING?

NO, I BETTER NOT.

LOOK, THE REASON WHY I CAME BY, I WAS WONDERING

IF EITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS SAW ANYONE LEAVING THE AREA WHEN YOU DROVE IN.

NO, I...

THE CAR THE GREEN CAR.YEAH.

IT WAS A GREEN CAR THAT BLEW A STOP SIGN AND ALMOST SMASHED RIGHT INTO US.

DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO SEE THE DRIVER?

COULDN'T SEE A THING, IT HAPPENED TOO FAST.

IT WAS JUST TOO FAST.

WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT THAT CAR?

NO, I MEAN, THERE WAS JUST A GREEN CAR.

[ alarm sounding ]

WELL, LATER, LIEUTENANT.

I'LL GO WITH YOU.Dispatcher: BOY UNCONSCIOUS.

YEAH, SURE.

THORNWOOD ROAD, ONE HALF-MILE WEST OF RIDGE ROAD.

HARRIET?YEAH, THEY MADE THAT UP.

DESOTO'S MOTHER IS NAMED "MOM."

TIME OUT, 1310.

Roy: SQUAD 51, KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE WERE TAKING A SHORTCUT HOME THROUGH THOSE THINGS.

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN TED SCREAMED, "GET A DOCTOR!" AND FELL DOWN THE HILL.

I THINK A BEE STUNG HIM.

WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS?

WELL, THEY BOTH WORK. THEY USUALLY DON'T EVER GET HOME TILL DINNER TIME.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.

HE'S GOT HIVES AND EDEMA ALL ABOUT THE FACE AND THE LIPS, ROY.

YEAH, AND THE PULSE IS WEAK.

OKAY.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S CYANOTIC.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51 , HOW DO YOU READ ME?

GO AHEAD, 51.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A MALE,

APPROXIMATELY 12 YEARS OLD.

HE'S BEEN STUNG BY A BEE.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.

HE'S GOT EDEMA

AND HIVES ABOUT THE FACE AND THE MOUTH.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S CYANOTIC. STAND BY FOR VITALS.

I'M PICKING UP BILATERAL RHONCHI AND BP IS 80 OVER 40.

RESPIRATION'S 10.

RAMPART, VITAL SIGNS,

BP: 80 OVER 40, PULSE IS WEAK

AND RESPIRATION IS 10.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING BILATERAL RHONCHI.

51, START AN IV WITH D5W.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE CAN'T FIND THE PARENTS.

I DON'T KNOW.

RAMPART,

WE CAN'T LOCATE THE PARENTS

TO GIVE PERMISSION TO START AN IV.

HIS RESPIRATION'S DOWN TO 6 AND HIS PULSE IS JUST BARELY PERCEPTIBLE.

RAMPART, THE RESPIRATION IS NOW DOWN TO 6

AND THE PULSE IS STILL IMPERCEPTIBLE.

Crockett: TREAT HIM.

WELL, GO AHEAD AND TREAT HIM, I'M PLACING HIM UNDER PROTECTIVE CUSTODY.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A POLICE OFFICER WITH US

AND HE'S PUT THE BOY IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. WE CAN NOW TREAT HIM.

51, START IV D5W.

ONE MILLIGRAM EPINEPHRINE IV PUSH.

THEN GET ME A NEW SET OF VITALS.

Johnny: RAMPART, 1 MILLIGRAM EPINEPHRINE IV PUSH, 10-4.

BP STILL 80 OVER 40. RESPIRATION'S 6.

RAMPART, THE BP IS STILL 80 OVER 40.

THE RESPIRATION IS 6.

PULSE IS STILL IMPERCEPTIBLE.

51, ADD 50 MILLIGRAM BENADRYL IV PUSH.

CONTINUE MONITORING VITALS.

ONE MILLIGRAM EPINEPHRINE IV PUSH.

10-4, RAMPART.

10-4, 51.

BP IS 105 OVER 70, RESPIRATION'S 20,

PULSE IS 90.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S GOT FEWER RHONCHI.

RAMPART, BP IS NOW 105 OVER 70,

PULSE IS 90 AND THE RESPIRATION IS 20 AND THERE'S FEWER RHONCHI.

51, CONTINUE MONITORING VITALS AND TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

10-4, RAMPART.

YOU KNOW, THAT BOY HAS HIS LIFE TO THANK YOU FOR.

I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU.

FEELS PRETTY GOOD, TOO, DOESN'T IT? YEAH.

NOW, WELL ABOUT THAT CAR

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT IT,

SUCH AS THE MAKE, THE MODEL OR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER?

[ sighs ]JUST A BLUR TO ME.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT WAS JUST

A LATE MODEL, GREEN, TWO-DOOR CAR.

THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE THAN THAT SOMEWHERE.

YEAH. ON THE BACK OF THE BUMPER WAS A WHITE PAPER PLATE,

YOU KNOW, LIKE ONE OF THOSE DEALERS' PLATES?

YEAH.

WHICH MEANS IT'S PROBABLY STOLEN.

OKAY.

THANK YOU. AND HOW ARE YOU, MISS MCCALL?

[ Johnny grunting ]

Johnny: YOU KNOW, ROY,

YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT

NERVOUS ABOUT THIS TELEVISION QUIZ PROGRAM,

BUT YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY QUIET LATELY.

OH, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, YOU KNOW,

ABOUT TWO PEOPLE NOT REALLY BEING CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE SAME THING.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK THAT YOU AND I ARE REALLY EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE.

I TALKED TO JOANNE ABOUT IT.

WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE,

BUT I GUESS THERE ARE ALWAYS EMOTIONAL POCKETS WHERE YOU HIDE FROM ONE ANOTHER.

YOU KNOW, WELL WE DON'T JUST

WORK TOGETHER, YOU KNOW,

WE SOCIALIZE A LOT TOGETHER, TOO.

YOU KNOW, WHAT WITH THIS 24-HOUR SHIFT AND ALL.

SOMETIMES I DON'T SEE JOANNE FOR A DAY AT A TIME, YOU KNOW,

BUT I FEEL THAT THE REST OF THE TIME WE'RE TOGETHER

JUST AS MUCH AS MOST PEOPLE.

SO I GUESS, ALL IN ALL, WE'RE ABOUT AS CLOSE AS TWO PEOPLE CAN BE.

[ chuckles ] I AGREE.

GOOD MORNING.

HI.HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN RUMMAGING AROUND IN MY HEAD.

WELL, IT WAS WORTH IT, BELIEVE ME.

THAT CLOT WE REMOVED WAS PUTTING PRESSURE ON YOUR BRAIN.

THAT EXPLAINS YOUR IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

SO SHE'LL BE OKAY NOW?

WELL, I SEE NO REASON WHY NOT.

I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

STARVATION PART OF THE TREATMENT AROUND HERE?

NOPE. LUNCH SHOULD BE ALONG IN JUST A MINUTE.

GOOD.

COULD I... COULD I SEE ROBBIE?

DIX?

COME HERE, HONEY. COME HERE.

HERE.

MOMMY HAS SOMETHING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.

DAD TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

I JUST WANT YOU TO COME HOME SOON.

HEY, ROY, CAP JUST TOLD ME THAT LIEUTENANT CROCKETT CALLED

AND HE TOLD HIM THAT THEY CAUGHT THAT GUY.

THAT'S GOOD.

HEY, TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT, HUH?

YEAH.

WHO'S TAKING YOUR PLACE TONIGHT?DWYER.

OH, YEAH?YEAH.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT THIS THING'S GETTING A LITTLE CLOSER,

I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS.

OH, LISTEN, DON'T DO THAT, I CALLED JOANNE YESTERDAY.

GAVE HER A FEW POINTERS.

YEAH, I KNOW. SHE TOLD ME.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: STATION 51, VEHICLE ACCIDENT, WITH INJURIES.

ROCKRIDGE CANYON, BETWEEN OLD TRAIL AND SUMMIT.

ROCKRIDGE CANYON, BETWEEN OLD TRAIL AND SUMMIT.

TIME OUT, 0302.

KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

[ horn blaring ]

[ sirens approaching ]

[ horn honking ]

Officer: A STATION WAGON AND PICKUP COLLIDED AND THEN ROLLED OVER THE HILL.

THE PICKUP WAS CARRYING A LOAD OF KEROSENE DRUMS.

Stanley: CHET, AN INCH AND A HALF.

ROY, JOHN, CHECK FOR A DRIVER OF THE PICKUP.

TAKE YOUR HANDIE-TALKIE WITH YOU.

L.A., ENGINE 51.

Dispatcher on radio: ENGINE 51.

L.A., WE'VE GOT A FIRE AT THIS ROCKRIDGE CANYON ACCIDENT.

REQUEST A FULL BRUSH RESPONSE.

ENGINE 51, 10-4.

MARCO!

MARCO!

WE'RE GONNA NEED FORCIBLE ENTRY TOOLS

TO UNRAVEL THAT GUY FROM HIS STATION WAGON.

THROW HIM ON A STOKES AND SHOOT THEM DOWN IN A LINE.RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TIE THAT CAR OFF SO IT DON'T ROLL ANY FARTHER.

I'LL GET YOU MORE MANPOWER WHEN I CAN.

OKAY.

I'LL GET SOME EQUIPMENT FROM THE SQUAD, ALL RIGHT?

THANKS.

[ radio chatter ]

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOWN THERE?YEAH.

LOOKS THE EASIEST.

[ explosions ]

ROY?YEAH.

HEY, ARE YOU THE DRIVER OF THAT PICKUP?

NO, NO, I WAS IN THE WAGON. I GUESS I GOT THIS FAR AND PASSED OUT.

OKAY, THEN I'M GOING DOWN.OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE ARE YOU HURT?

I'M JUST DIZZY, DIZZY.

NOW, I'M GONNA JUST CHECK YOU OUT HERE.

YOU TELL ME IF ANYTHING HURTS, ALL RIGHT?

[ sirens approaching ]

ENGINE 69, ENGINE 51,

COME ON IN. GIVE ENGINE 51 YOUR WATER.

Firefighter: 10-4, 51.

BILL, PULL A LINE AND HIT THE EAST SIDE OF THE FIRE FOR ME, WILL YOU?

ALL RIGHT. GIVE 51 OUR WATER,

AND RUN A LINE OUT TO THE EAST SIDE OF THE FIRE.

HURT IN THE LEGS AT ALL?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK HERE AT THE NUMBERS ON MY HELMET, ALL RIGHT?

JUST LOOK RIGHT THERE.

OH, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

WE'LL GET SOME HELP DOWN HERE AND BRING YOU UP TO THE TOP.

CAP!

WILL YOU COME DOWN HERE AND GIVE THIS MAN A HAND?

HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, HE JUST NEEDS TO GET TO THE TOP THERE.

YOU BETCHA. COME ON.

SEE YOU IN A BIT.

Dispatcher: BATTALION 5, WE HAVE MADE THE FOLLOWING MOVE-UPS.

58 TO 69, 236 TO 88, 214 TO 68...

JOHNNY, OVER HERE!

RIGHT DOWN THERE!

ALL RIGHT.

HEY. ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE IN THIS PICKUP?

Man: THE ONLY ONE. I THINK MY LEG IS BROKEN.

ALL RIGHT, JUST HANG ON.

ALL RIGHT, NOW JUST GRAB TIGHT. HANG ON.

[ man groaning ]

THAT HURTS!

HANG ON.

OH, MY LEG!

OKAY, IS IT THIS LEG HERE?

YEAH.

CAN YOU WALK AT ALL?

OKAY.

IT'S OKAY. NO RUSH.

[ man groaning ]

EASY.

Officer: ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.CAREFUL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE SEAT IS JUST JAMMED FORWARD.

I THINK I CAN GET IT WITH A PRY BAR.

[ man groaning ]

HOLD ON TO HIM. ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.

HERE WE GO.

EASY, THE CAR'S SLIPPING. EASY.

WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK I CAN GET IT BETTER BACK FROM OVER HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

MY LEGS! MY LEGS!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, JUST RELAX. WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU OUT, NOW.

RELAX.

HOLD ON.

[ creaking ]

GO AHEAD.

[ grunting ]

CAREFUL.

CAP, WE'VE GOT THE VICTIM OF THE PICKUP.

I'VE GOT TO SPLINT HIM BEFORE I CAN GET HIM OUT OF HERE, THOUGH.

Stanley: 10-4.

GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY.

ALL RIGHT.

BE CAREFUL.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

OH, OKAY.

[ groaning ]

NOW, LET'S BRING HIM OUT THIS SIDE.

ALL RIGHT.BE CAREFUL WITH HIS LEGS, WILL YOU?

LET ME CLEAR HIM. OKAY, GOT HIM.

YOU READY?GO.

CAREFUL.

OKAY, EASY, NOW.GO AHEAD, I'VE GOT HIM.

EASY.

ROY?

GOT A BROKEN TIBIA. GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.

HEY, YOU GUYS BETTER HURRY UP.

THE WIND'S SHIFTED, THIS FIRE'S MOVING RIGHT UP ON US.

[ siren approaching ]

CAP, WE MAY NEED AN AIR DROP.

Stanley on radio: 10-4, 51. BATTALION 5, DO YOU READ?

10-4, 51.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, THIS MAY HURT A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY, BUT LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT DO WE GOT, CAPTAIN?

WELL, THE WIND JUST SHIFTED TO THE WEST, CHIEF.

WE GOT TWO VICTIMS STILL DOWN THERE.

YOU'D BETTER GET DOWN THERE AND SUPERVISE. I'LL HANDLE IT UP HERE.

IT'S ALL YOURS.

COPTER 10, BATTALION 5, WHAT'S YOUR ETA AT THE SCENE?

Man on radio: COPTER 10, THREE MINUTES.

10-4, COPTER 10. ENGINE 68, ENGINE 88, WORK SOUTH SIDE.

GOT HIM READY TO MOVE?

JUST ABOUT, CAP.

MY LEGS ARE COLD.

WE'LL CHECK YOU OUT AS SOON AS WE GET YOU UP THERE, SO TAKE IT EASY.

COME ON, WE'LL SLIDE HIM UNDER HERE.

OKAY.

GOT HIM.I GOT HIM.

[ groaning ]

ALL UNDER?YEAH.

[ creaking ]

[ chopper approaching ]

BATTALION 5, COPTER 10, I'M OVER THE SCENE.

COPTER 10, GIVE ME A REPORT.

BATTALION 5, THE NORTHERN PERIMETER LOOKS GOOD,

BUT THE SOUTH LOOKS PRETTY HOT AND THE FIRE'S COMING UP THE WEST RIDGE.

10-4, COPTER 10. GIVE ME A DROP ON THE WEST RIDGE.

10-4, BATTALION 5.

COPTER 14, STAND BY, WE MAY NEED YOUR WATER DROP FOR A RESCUE OPERATION.

HEY, YOU GUYS, WE GOT HOT SPOTS COMING BEHIND US.

NOW, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I AGREE.

JOHNNY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY WATER HERE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED AN AIR DROP.

ENGINE 51, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

WE'RE OUT OF WATER. WE'RE GONNA NEED AN AIR DROP IMMEDIATELY.

COPTER 14, GIVE ME A DROP RIGHT ON TOP OF THOSE TRAPPED MEN

BELOW ENGINE 51.

EASY. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

Johnny: YEAH, JUST SLIDE IT UP UNDERNEATH HERE IN BETWEEN US.

OKAY.

[ man groaning ]

AMBULANCE IS RIGHT BEHIND ENGINE 51.

YOU GOT IT, MARCO?YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I JUST GOT A LITTLE DIRT IN MY EYES.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER VICTIMS? HOW ARE THEY?

THEY'RE SAFE, THEY'RE OKAY.

BATTALION 5, ENGINE 51, RESCUE OPERATIONS COMPLETED.

Man: 10-4, 51.

ENGINE 67 AND ENGINE 125,

ASSIST CREW 91 AND 92 IN ESTABLISHING A PERIMETER ON THE NORTH.

IT'S ALL YOURS.

I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I WAS GONNA HAVE TO GO ON WITH JOANNE.

YEAH, I KNOW. I'D BETTER GET CLEANED UP OR I'LL BE LATE FOR THAT SHOW.

HEY, HEY, NOW, LOOK.

ONE OF THE THINGS YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER IS DON'T...

[ alarm sounding ]

I'M DRIVING.

Dispatcher: STATION 51, BROKEN GAS METER,

525 EAST SEPULVEDA.

5-2-5 EAST SEPULVEDA. CROSS STREET: MOORPARK.

TIME OUT, 1800.

Stanley: STATION 51, KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

[ horns blaring ]

COME ON, YOU GUYS. IT'S BEEN ON FOR 15 MINUTES.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS MACHINE? COME ON, WARM UP.

Host: AND NOW, JOANNE,

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS ROY'S FAVORITE VEGETABLE?

Joanne: I KNOW IT'S BETWEEN PEAS AND CARROTS.

PEAS.

PEAS, JOANNE, PEAS.

Joanne: I'LL SAY...

CARROTS.

CARROTS?

OH, JOANNE! SHE BLEW IT!

SHE BLEW IT!Host: THANK YOU, JOANNE.

MACHINE, HURRY UP! WARM UP!

QUIT HITTING IT, MAN, OR WE'LL NEVER GET A PICTURE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING?

[ theme music playing ]

[ audience applauding ]

Host: AND NOW, ROY DESOTO, FOR A TRIP TO SANTIAGO, CHILE,

AND $1,OOO EXPENSE MONEY,

WHAT DID JOANNE SAY IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?

PEAS. IT'S GONNA BE PEAS.

WELL, LET'S SEE NOW.

DON'T ASK FOR THEM VERY OFTEN,

'CAUSE THEY'RE QUITE A BIT OF TROUBLE TO FIX.

MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE

IS...

ARTICHOKES.

Host: OOPS, SORRY, ROY. JOANNE SAID CARROTS.ARTICHOKES? ARTICHOKES?

BUT FOR A CONSOLATION PRIZE, WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU

A DINNER FOR TWO AT LA PIGALLE RESTAURANT IN PACOIMA,

WHERE DINING IS AN ART.

[ audience applauding ]

NOW, AS SOON AS ROY LEAVES THE STAGE...

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

ROY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT HIS FAVORITE VEGETABLES WERE PEAS.

WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, GAGE,

NOBODY REALLY KNOWS ANYBODY.

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