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[ siren wailing ]

[ sirens continue ]

[ exclaims ]

[ sirens wailing ]

Missy: PLEASE, HURRY. HE'S STILL UNDER THERE.

UNDER WHERE, MA'AM? WHO?

UNDER THE HOUSE. IN THE BACK, MY HUSBAND.

BOYS, WE GOT A MAN TRAPPED IN THE BACK UNDER THE HOUSE.

HE WENT TO TRY AND STOP THE OIL LEAK.

OKAY. NOW, MA'AM, YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE

AND LET US TAKE CARE OF IT. OKAY? COME ON.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN OIL WELL BLOW-UP.

THEY MUST HAVE BUILT THIS HOUSE

RIGHT ON TOP OF SOME OLD ABANDONED OIL FIELD.

LET'S HAVE AN INCH AND A HALF ON BOTH SIDES OF THE HOUSE.

JUST IN CASE, I'LL CUT OFF THE UTILITIES.

[ rumbling, creaking ]

OH, BROTHER.

I GOTCHA.

OH, MAN.

GOT IT?YEAH.

Roy: THAT WHOLE KITCHEN FLOOR HAS COLLAPSED.

YEAH, IF THIS OIL KEEPS FLOWING,

THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE.

HELP! HELP!

WE'RE ON OUR WAY!

Harry: OVER HERE! OVER HERE!

[ Harry groans ]

MY ARM.WHAT?

MY ARM IS STUCK. IT'S BROKEN.

WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN GET YOU OUT.

I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING, OKAY. I KNOW IT'S BROKEN.

OKAY, YOU TAKE IT EASY, HUH?

Roy: WE'RE GONNA LIFT THIS THING UP AND I WANT YOU TO TRY

AND PULL YOURSELF OUT, ALL RIGHT?

ARE YOU READY?YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME GET A FOOTHOLD HERE.

[ grunting ] OH, IT'S NO USE.

IT'S NO USE.

NO, NO.

HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! NO.

YOU BETTER GET THE PORTA POWER, HUH?

ALL RIGHT. GOT IT.

OKAY. MY PARTNER'S GONNA GET SOME JACKS.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE, DON'T WORRY.

LET ME SEE THAT ARM. HERE, LET ME TAKE A PULSE.

YOU ALL RIGHT?UH...

OKAY, YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY. LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT

DEFLECTING SOME OF THIS OIL OFF YOU.

THAT TABLE THERE.

I'LL GET THAT TABLE.

[ Harry groans ]

[ crashing ]

[ rumbling ]

[ sighs ]

YOU READY?YEAH.

[ rumbling ]

MAN, THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS SLIPPING.

YEAH. IT'S THE MUD. THIS WHOLE FOUNDATION'S GONNA GO.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME, OKAY?

[ sirens wailing ]

Roy: YOU ALL RIGHT?YEAH, I'LL MAKE IT.

JOHN!

HURRY UP. I CAN'T HOLD THIS THING MUCH LONGER.

IS HE OKAY?YEAH.

YEAH, HE'S STILL IN THERE PRETTY GOOD.

HURRY WITH THIS THING.OKAY, GOT IT.

OKAY, COME ON IN.

NOW, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T JUST PUSH STRAIGHT UP ON IT.

READY? HEAVE!

[ all grunting ]

PUSH.

HEAVE!

NO, IT'S JAMMED.

I CAN'T MOVE IT.

OKAY, OKAY! CAN YOU JAM IT?

GOT IT?

YEAH. HURRY UP.

EASY.

LET IT GO BACK. LET IT GO BACK. JUST LET IT GO.

LET IT GO BACK.

LET IT GO. LET IT GO BACK.

GOT IT. GIVE ME THE DRUG BOX, QUICK.ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, EASY NOW. TAKE IT EASY.

CHET?

YOU WANNA HAND ME THE PORTA POWER?

[ creaking ]

HOW MUCH LONGER YOU THINK THIS HOUSE IS GONNA STAND?

I TELL YOU, I'D SURE HATE TO GUESS.

I THINK THIS WHOLE FOUNDATION IS SLIPPING.

OH, BOY.

ENGINE 85. ENGINE 51.

I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK OUT THE HOUSES

ON BOTH SIDES OF THIS, WILL YOU?

Man: 10-4. WHAT'S WRONG?

WHY HAVEN'T THEY BROUGHT HIM OUT OF THERE?

LOOK, MA'AM, LOOK. I'VE GOT SOME MEN DOWN THERE WITH HIM RIGHT NOW,

SO, PLEASE, STAND ASIDE OVER HERE, AND DON'T WORRY, OKAY?

RAMPART EMERGENCY, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

KEL? GO AHEAD, 51.

Chet: UH, RAMPART, WE HAVE A MAN PINNED

UNDER A COLLAPSED FLOOR. STAND BY FOR VITALS.

OKAY, ROY.

B.P. IS 90/60.

PULSE IS 120.

RESPIRATION'S AT 24.

UH, RAMPART, PULSE IS 120,

BLOOD PRESSURE, 90/60, RESPIRATION'S 24.

51, HOW LONG UNTIL YOU CAN EXTRICATE THE VICTIM?

Johnny: THIS PORTA POWER ISN'T DOING IT.

IT'S JUST SINKING DOWN INTO THE MUD.

WE DON'T KNOW YET.

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO MUCH FOR HIM UNTIL WE CAN GET HIM OUT.

UH, WE DON'T KNOW, RAMPART. BUT IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY TOUGH TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIM

TILL WE GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

51, AS SOON AS HE'S OUT, START AN I.V. WITH D5W.

IF THE PAIN GETS SEVERE, GIVE HIM FIVE MILLIGRAMS MS, I.V.

10-4, RAMPART.

THIS ISN'T WORKING.

HOW YOU DOING?

THIS PORTA POWER ISN'T WORKING, CAP.

CAP, THAT ELECTRICITY CUT OFF?

YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE USE SOME OF THIS ROMEX?

WRAP IT AROUND THIS MAIN PIPE, LIFT THIS THING UP.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

CHET, GIVE US A HAND OVER HERE.

STAND BY, RAMPART.Roy: EASY, EASY.

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?

Roy: YOU TRY TO KEEP THAT ARM

IN THE SAME POSITION IT IS FOR ME, OKAY?YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, READY?

Roy: OKAY, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE GOT IT OFF, OKAY?

READY?OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

Roy: OKAY, A LITTLE MORE. A LITTLE MORE.

OKAY, OKAY, EASY.WATCH HIS ARM.

CHET, WATCH HIS ARM. WATCH HIS ARM.

[ Harry groans ]

Roy: THAT'S IT. PUSH DOWN AND PULL HIM THROUGH.

OKAY, DROP IT DOWN.

[ Harry coughing ]

READY?YEAH.

HOW ARE YOU OVER THERE? IT'S NOT VERY SOLID.

CHET?YEAH.

YOU WANNA COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH HIS ARM?

Roy: JUST KEEP HIS ARM...

10-51, IT'S CAPTAIN STANLEY. WE'RE BRINGING HIM OUT. WE NEED A STRETCHER.

Man: 10-4.

Harry: BABY.Missy: SH, SH.

Harry: I'LL BE OKAY, BABY.

[ Missy sighs ]I LOVE YOU, BABY.

YOU GOTTA GET THE WOUND BEFORE...

WAIT. MA'AM, HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR ARM HERE.

RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51.

WE HAVE THE VICTIM OUT.

WE'RE IMMOBILIZING THE FRACTURE.

ALSO, WE'RE STARTING I.V. WITH D5W.

10-4, 51. TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I'LL BRING THE SQUAD IN.

Roy: ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE IT EASY.

WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

OKAY, WATCH IT, HE'S GOT A BROKEN ARM THERE.

MA'AM, HE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

[ house creaking ]

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?

WELL, THERE'S AN OIL COMPANY CREW COMING TO CAP THE WELL,

BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR HOUSE IS LOST.

I'M SORRY.

[ siren wailing ]

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIM INTO SIX.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET WASHED UP, HUH?

I CAN'T PALPATE A RADIAL PULSE.

GET THE VASCULAR AND ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS DOWN HERE STAT.

THAT ARTERY HAS TO BE REPAIRED.RIGHT, DOCTOR.

A LOT OF WHEEZING.

HE MUST HAVE ASPIRATED SOME OF THAT OIL.

ADD 100 MILLIGRAMS HYDROCORTISONE TO THE I.V.

UH, THIS IS DR. BRACKETT IN TREATMENT ROOM SIX.

I NEED AN X-RAY TECHNICIAN DOWN HERE STAT.

DIX... UH, TOMMY HILTON, HAS HE BEEN RELEASED YET?

NO. UH, NO, NOT FOR A COUPLE MORE DAYS.

FORTUNATELY.FORTUNATELY?

YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW THAT MOTORBIKE YOU GUYS BOUGHT HIM?

UH-HUH?DOESN'T WORK.

WHAT? IT DOESN'T WORK?OH, THAT'S GREAT.

A KID GETS BURNED PULLING HIS SISTER OUT OF A FIRE,

AND THEN HE GETS A PRESENT THAT DOESN'T WORK.

THAT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SURPRISE.

NO, THERE'S NO PROBLEM, BECAUSE JOE'S FIXING IT.

COME ON.OH, YEAH?

NEEDLE-NOSE PLIERS.

NEEDLE-NOSE.

I SAID NEEDLE-NOSE PLIERS. THESE ARE SLIP-JOINT PLIERS.

NEEDLE-NOSE.

[ clattering ]

NEVER MIND, MIKE. IT'S TOO LATE.

Johnny: HI, GUYS. HOW'S IT GOING?

IT ISN'T.HUH.

LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A SPECIALIST.

OH, YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE A BIKE LIKE THIS,

WELL, SORT OF LIKE IT.

I TOOK IT APART ALL THE TIME. NO BIG DEAL.

YEAH?

CAN YOU HAVE IT RUNNING BY THE TIME TOMMY IS RELEASED?

SURE.

SURE.

GAGE, REMEMBER, WE ALL CHIPPED IN FOR THIS BIKE,

SO, DON'T WRECK IT, HUH, BUDDY?

HEY, YOU WANNA HELP?

NO, I WORK SOLO, PAL. YOU'LL JUST BE IN MY WAY.

GOOD. THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF MINE?

[ pained grunt ]

OH, DANNY. IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

THE DOCTOR'S GONNA BE HERE IN JUST A MINUTE.

CLAIRE, WILL YOU STOP THAT INSIPID WHINING?

FOR PETE'S SAKE, HE'S ALL RIGHT.

BRING THAT OVER HERE.

OKAY, SON. WE'VE GOT YOU NOW.

CAN YOU GET IN THAT WHEELCHAIR?

I'M DR. BRACKETT.

DOCTOR, I'M RICHARD FREEMAN. OUR SON, DANNY.

SAYS HE HAS A BELLYACHE.

IT'S NOT A BELLYACHE.

IT'S A DEEP, BORING PAIN,

ORIGINATING IN THE MID-ABDOMEN AND RADIATING INTO THE BACK.

DR. MORTON'S IN TREATMENT ONE.

WHAT, UH, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

WELL, TWO WEEKS AGO, RICHARD HIT... HIT HIM IN THE STOMACH.

I WAS TRYING TO TEACH HIM TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

THE OTHER BOYS BEAT UP ON HIM, HE DOESN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK.

THEN AT SCHOOL TODAY, HE COMPLAINED ABOUT THOSE PAINS,

AND THE NURSE CALLED US.

HOW OLD IS HE?

HE'S 14.

HE HAS QUITE AN INTEREST IN ANATOMY.

MY SON'S A BOOKWORM, A LITTLE GREEN BOOKWORM.

WHILE THE OTHER KIDS ARE OUT PLAYING BASEBALL,

MY KID PLAYS DOCTOR!

IF YOU'LL STEP OVER TO THE DESK,

THE NURSE WILL GIVE YOU SOME FORMS TO FILL OUT,

AND I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I FINISH THE EXAMINATION.

Danny: MY GALL BLADDER IS HERE.

Mike: YOUNG MAN, I KNOW WHERE YOUR GALL BLADDER IS.

THE PAIN I SPOKE OF IS DEEP IN THE GALL BLADDER.

DANNY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIE BACK

AND LET DR. MORTON DO HIS JOB?

HE INDICATES TENDERNESS HERE, THERE'S NO SIGN OF AN ILEUS.

BUT YOU HAVEN'T CONSIDERED

THE POSSIBILITY OF RUPTURED OR LEAKING ANEURYSMS.

I'VE LISTENED TO HIS BOWEL TONES,

AND THEY SOUND PRETTY NORMAL.

SOUNDS OKAY.MAY I?

THERE'S HIGH-PITCHED TINKLING SOUNDS

BETWEEN EACH PAIN INTERVAL.

THERE'S NO REBOUND TENDERNESS. I ALREADY CHECKED.

[ sighs ] DO YOU MIND IF I SEE FOR MYSELF?

WHEN DID THE PAIN START, DANNY?

EXCUSE ME.

APPROXIMATELY 43 MINUTES AGO.

BUT IF YOU COUNT THE INITIAL BLUNT ABDOMINAL TRAUMA,

THAT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO.

ANY VOMITING, ANOREXIA, OR OBSTIPATION?

NO, BUT I HAVE FREQUENCY IN DYSURIA.

[ clearing throat ]

WELL, DANNY, I THINK WE'LL KEEP YOU HERE THE REST OF THE DAY

AND RUN SOME TESTS ON YOU.THAT'S GREAT!

DR. BRACKETT, I WANT TO COMPLIMENT YOUR PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE.

I SHALL RESERVE JUDGMENT ON YOURS.

MALCOLM.

IN MED SCHOOL, THAT WOULD BE A CLASSIC CASE OF SOPHOMORITIS.

TOO MANY MEDICAL BOOKS.NO, I'M NOT SO SURE, MIKE.

I DON'T THINK HE'S LYING ABOUT THE PAIN.

THE G.I. SERIES WILL TELL US MORE.

MALCOLM, BE SURE AND GET A FLAT PLATE OF THE ABDOMEN.

BE SURE TO GET ABDOMINAL AND UPRIGHT FILM.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: STATION 51, CHILD REPORTED STUCK IN A PIPE.

VACANT LOT, 3895 WESTVIEW AVENUE,

CROSS STREET, MERCED. 3895 WESTVIEW.

TIME OUT, 12:34.

Man: KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

[ horn blaring ]

I STOPPED FOR A LOUSY CUP OF COFFEE 15 MINUTES AGO,

THAT'S ALL I WAS IN THERE... THEN I COME OUT

AND THIS KID TELLS ME THERE'S ANOTHER KID

TRAPPED IN THIS PIPE HERE, AND HE CAN'T GET OUT.

RIGHT THERE. THAT BIG ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

HERE, THIS'LL HELP.

Stanley: HOW ABOUT IT, JOHN?

HE'S STUCK IN THERE, ALL RIGHT.

HE'S ABOUT EIGHT FEET BACK. TAKE A LOOK.

HE'S STUCK IN THERE ABOUT EIGHT FEET.

THEY'VE GOT THIS POLYETHYLENE, OR WHATEVER THIS STUFF IS,

AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S JAMMING HIM IN THERE.

THE ENDS OF THESE PIPES ARE CAPPED AND WELDED,

SO WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET IN THE OTHER END.

IS HE MOVING IN THERE AT ALL?

YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET OUT.

Roy: WELL, WE GOT THE CALL ABOUT THREE MINUTES AGO.

HE MUST NOT HAVE TOO MUCH OXYGEN IN THERE.

YEAH. WE NEED THE K-12, AN AIR BOTTLE AND A REEL LINE.

WE'LL CUT IN RIGHT ABOUT WHERE HE IS...

DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE BOY THAT'S INSIDE THE PIPE?

MY BROTHER, KEVIN.

KEVIN? KEVIN!

KEVIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?WHY DID HE GO IN THERE?

SOME BIG KID TOLD HIM THERE WAS MONEY IN THERE.

KEVIN![ sighing ]

WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW THESE DOG-CATCHER POLES?

IF WE HAD A COUPLE OF NOOSES,

YOU KNOW, ON THE DOG-CATCHER POLE?

USE IT AS A LASSO AND YANK HIM OUT.

OKAY, I'LL GO RIG ONE.OKAY.

COUPLE OF FEET FROM THAT END, WE OUGHT TO BE SAFE.

CAP, I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD TRY TO FIND SOMETHING TO LUBRICATE

THE INSIDE OF THE PIPE. I'LL GO GET IT.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?LEROY.

WELL, LEROY, WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR BROTHER OUT AND HE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

ALL RIGHT?ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, SO DON'T YOU WORRY.

[ motor whirring ]

IS THAT HIM?

YEAH. GOT HIM.

THERE WE GO.

OH, NO.

HE'S REALLY STUCK NOW, ISN'T HE?

HE'S JAMMED.

HE'S REALLY JAMMED IN THERE.

IT'S THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE.

IT'S THE STUFF THAT THEY LINED THIS PIPE WITH.

THIS SPONGY STUFF.

I MEAN, I PULLED HIM OUT ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE FEET,

BUT NOW HE'S JUST JAMMED IN THERE LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE.

HAS HE MOVED AT ALL?

NOT IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS.

HE MAY NOT EVEN BE BREATHING.

LOOK, WHY DON'T WE TRY SOME OF THIS OIL?

A LITTLE MORE.

OKAY.GOT IT?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

READY?

HEY, HE'S COMING OUT EASY.

THERE HE IS.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, OKAY.

Roy: ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. WE'VE GOT HIM.

Johnny: RAMPART, THIS IS SQUAD 51, HOW DO YOU READ?

I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, 51.

RAMPART, WE HAVE A BOY, FIVE,

HE'S COMATOSE FROM APPARENT LACK OF OXYGEN.

HE'S CYANOTIC, THE PULSE IS 60,

THE B.P. IS 100/60, THE RESPIRATIONS IS SLOW, ABOUT TEN.

10-4, 51. TRANSPORT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Johnny: 10-4, RAMPART.

HE GONNA BE OKAY, MISTER?

YEAH, YEAH, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

[ whispering ] I WAS THE REAL ONE

WHO TOLD HIM THERE WAS MONEY IN THERE.

WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. ALL RIGHT?

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THAT POLICEMAN OVER THERE YOUR NAME AND YOUR ADDRESS,

SO HE CAN GET YOU HOME. HOW'S THAT SOUND?

FINE.WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A LIFT OVER THERE?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

WELL, THERE'S NO LOCALIZING NEUROLOGICAL SIGNS.

I THINK IT'S SAFE TO LET HIM GO HOME.

NOW YOU'RE GONNA STAY OUT OF NARROW PLACES, AREN'T YOU?

YES, SIR.HIS BROTHER TOLD HIM

THERE WAS SOME MONEY INSIDE THAT PIPE, DIDN'T HE?

YES, SIR.

NO, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN.

YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE OUT IN THE WAITING ROOM.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THEM?

YES, SIR.OKAY, TIGER. LET'S GO.

ATTABOY.

THANKS, ROY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?

THERE WAS SOMETHING I HAD TO CHECK ON.

I'LL GO BACK TO BED RIGHT NOW.

WHOA, HOLD ON. I THINK YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

SIT DOWN.

WHAT ARE YOU RESEARCHING?

I CAN'T DISCUSS IT UNTIL I HAVE ALL THE FACTS.

OKAY, TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE, THEN.

WHY ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS TO BE SICK?

THAT'S ABSURD. NOBODY WANTS TO BE SICK.

DANNY, THERE'S ONE THING

A DOCTOR CAN NEVER AFFORD TO LET HIMSELF DO,

AND THAT'S TO BECOME OBSESSED WITH DISEASE.

NO DOCTOR CAN AFFORD TO IGNORE GRAVE SYMPTOMS.

WHAT GRAVE SYMPTOMS?

MAY I BORROW SOME OF YOUR BOOKS?

ON ONE CONDITION.

IF YOU PROMISE TO STAY IN BED.

OKAY.

THIS IS DR. BRACKETT.

WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND A WHEELCHAIR TO MY OFFICE?

THAT'S OKAY, DOCTOR, MINE'S PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE.

HOLD IT. CANCEL THE WHEELCHAIR. JUST SEND AN ORDERLY.

ALL RIGHT, DANNY.

YOU TELL THE ORDERLY WHAT BOOKS YOU WANT,

AND HE'LL BRING THEM TO YOUR ROOM, OKAY?

YOU, UH... YOU BE SURE AND RETURN THOSE BOOKS WHEN YOU LEAVE.

YEAH.

IF MY DIAGNOSIS IS CORRECT, I MAY BE LEAVING IN A HEARSE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT A CUP OF COFFEE, JOHN?

NO, CHET, I DO NOT WANT A CUP OF COFFEE.

[ hammering ]

I FOUND THE OWNER'S MANUAL.

[ sighs ]

OH, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS WRITTEN IN?

WHAT?

IT'S WRITTEN IN...

OH, NO. HERE'S THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION.

OKAY, THIS OUGHT TO TELL US SOMETHING.

"IMPROPERLY ADJUSTED CARBURETOR

OFTEN CAUSE THE MOTORBIKE TO NOT START."

HUH, SO THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.

NOW LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK UP "CARBURETOR."

CARBURETOR.

"EACH CARBURETOR STOP SCREW

"MUST BE SET WITH T-MARK

NUMBER 'A' IN DIAGRAM."

NUMBER 'A' IN DIAGRAM.

"ON SCREW AND INDEX MARK,

NUMBER 'B' IN DIAGRAM."

NUMBER 'B.'

"ON BODY, IN PERFECT ALIGNMENT,

NUMBER 'C' IN DIAGRAM."

A, B, C. THAT'S IT!

SEE? ALL RIGHT!

OKAY, ALL RIGHT! I KNEW IT!

[ sighs with relief ]

I THINK THE PROBLEM WAS PROBABLY

IN YOUR TRANSLATION, JOHN.

I KNEW IT WAS JUST AN ADJUSTMENT. THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

WHAT'S THAT?

HEY, JOHN.WHAT?

UH, THIS IS THE WRONG MANUAL, PAL.

OH, DON'T BE FUNNY.

LOOK AT THE PICTURE.

LOOK! NOW, THAT'S A BIGGER BIKE THAN THAT ONE, ISN'T IT?

YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE FUNNY,

BUT I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR TOMMY.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: SQUAD 51, MAN NEEDS ASSISTANCE, CARLO'S DELI.

YOU REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR TOMMY?

YOU WANNA BE A HERO? SOLO IT.

- TIME OUT, 1540. - Man: SQUAD 51, KMG 365.

FIX THIS.

[ siren wailing ]

DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR TRUCK PARKED OUT THERE?

THERE'S AN EMERGENCY IN HERE, ISN'T THERE?

IS THERE EVER! COME ON.

THERE HE IS.

TELL THEM WHAT YOU DID, PAUL. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD! GO ON!

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE COUNTER.

WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

I'M GONNA DIE.YOU'RE GONNA DIE? WHY?

UH, THIS.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF THIS RING?

UH, IT BELONGS TO DIANA. THAT WAS HER.

SO, YOU MEAN, SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU?

NO, UH-UH. HER HUSBAND WILL. CARLO.

HE DOESN'T LIKE ME, ANYWAY. I ONLY WORK HERE PART-TIME.

DID YOU...

DID YOU TRY ANY LUBRICANTS OR ANYTHING ON THIS?

- SOAP. - WHY DON'T WE TRY SOME OF THIS?

SHE LEFT HER RING LYING BESIDE THE BOLOGNA SLICER.

WE'RE ALWAYS KIDDING AROUND, YOU KNOW.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUNNY.

[ chuckles ] FUNNY.

WHERE'S HER HUSBAND?OH, HE'S IN TRAFFIC COURT.

HE'S GETTING HIS THIRD SPEEDING TICKET.

GOD, HE'S GONNA BE FURIOUS!

LOOK, YOU GUYS GOTTA GET THIS THING OFF ME! I'M SCARED OF CARLO.

HE'S RIGHT OFF THE BOAT FROM TRANSYLVANIA.

SEE, HE'S A BIG GUY.ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!

CALM DOWN. WE CAN'T GET IT OFF IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN.

JUST RELAX YOUR FINGER, OKAY, HERE WE GO. EASY.

- [ exclaims in pain ] - LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST CUT IT OFF?

NO, NO, NO! THE RING USED TO BELONG TO CARLO'S MOTHER.

UH-UH! UH-UH!

LOOK, ALL RIGHT. LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND ABOVE YOUR HEAD?

NO, THE HAND WITH THE... RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. WE COULD ALWAYS...

WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO DO?

THE BLOOD DRAINS OUT OF YOUR ARM, MAKES YOUR FINGERS SHRINK.

OKAY, LET'S PUT SOME STRING ON IT.

OKAY, I'LL GET SOME ICE.OKAY.

OH, THAT'S MEAT. WE HAVE ICE OUT FRONT IN THE...

KEEP YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEAD.

IN THE LOCKER.

OKAY.

GIVE ME! GIVE ME!

I'M AFRAID WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET IT YET.

WE... ICE. WE NEED SOME ICE.

ICE? ICE! OKAY.

THANK YOU.

HE'S COMING.

DON'T YOU SAY NOTHING. YOU LET ME DO THE TALKING, OKAY?

YES, MA'AM.

YOU GO GET THAT RING IF YOU GOTTA CUT OFF HIS FINGER.

YES, MA'AM.

CARLO'S HERE.[ gasps ]

RELAX, WILL YOU? RELAX!

GIVE YOUR BLOOD A CHANCE TO SETTLE.

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT BLOOD.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA NEED THAT ICE.

Carlo: WHAT'S THAT TRUCK DOING PARKED IN FRONT OF THE STORE?

WHAT'S GOING ON BACK HERE? WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING?

OH, PAUL FAINTED, DIDN'T YOU, PAUL?

YES, YES, I FAINTED. [ stammering ] I FAINTED.

MAYBE IF I JUST GO SIT DOWN OUTSIDE, I'D FEEL...

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME? I DON'T WANT ANYBODY SICK AROUND HERE.

OKAY, THANKS.

YOU GUYS GET THAT TRUCK FROM OUT FRONT OF THE STORE, WILL YOU?

COME ON. IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE, DUMMY?

YOU SHOULD BE UP AT THE REGISTER. THEY'RE GONNA STEAL US BLIND.

NOW, LET'S GO.

UH...

UH... I'LL TRY TO GET HIS ATTENTION.

OKAY. ROY,

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET HIS ATTENTION.

PARDON ME, SIR, HOW MUCH IS THAT SALAMI THERE?

WHICH ONE?UH...

THE WRINKLED ONE WITH THE WHITE POWDER ON IT.

A BUCK AND A HALF AN INCH.

I'LL TAKE AN INCH.

AN INCH?

Claire: HOW IS HE, DOCTOR?

HE'S IN NO IMMEDIATE DANGER.

WE'VE DONE A G.I. SERIES,

AND IT INDICATES A SMALL MASS AT THE HEAD OF THE PANCREAS.

IT COULD BE A RESULT OF THE BLOW HE RECEIVED.

WE'RE DOING ANOTHER TEST CALLED A SERUM AMYLASE,

WHICH WILL GIVE US MORE INFORMATION.

WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER GO SEE HIM.

FOLLOW ME.

Woman over P.A.: DR. SHAPIRO, EMERGENCY AREA.

DR. SHAPIRO, EMERGENCY AREA.

THERE IT IS.

I HAVE ALL THE CLASSIC SYMPTOMS. YOU CAN'T DENY THAT.

YOUNG MAN, THE PAIN IN YOUR BELLY IS FROM AN OVERDOSE

OF ILL-DIGESTED MEDICAL INFORMATION.

HELLO, MY BABY.

ARE YOU ABOUT READY TO CHECK OUT OF HERE AND GO HOME?

GO HOME? I SHOULD SAY NOT.

DOCTOR, YOU MUST PREPARE ME FOR IMMEDIATE SURGERY.

I HAVE A PANCREATIC CARCINOMA.

[ groans ]AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

I HAVE DIABETIC SYMPTOMS,

INTENSE THIRST, FREQUENT URINATION,

AND A FRUITY SMELL TO MY BREATH.

[ blows ] SEE?

DOCTOR, HELP HIM, PLEASE.

CLAIRE, THE DOCTORS ARE HELPING HIM.

THANK YOU.

DANNY, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS.

THIS IS THE RESULT OF YOUR SERUM AMYLASE,

LIPASE AND GLUCOSE TOLERANCE TEST.

AS YOU CAN SEE,

THE AMYLASE AND GLUCOSE TOLERANCE TEST ARE BOTH NORMAL.

THE LIPASE IS SLIGHTLY ELEVATED.

NOW, WHAT DOES THAT INDICATE?

I'M NOT SURE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PSEUDOCYST IS?

NO.

WELL, YOUR HISTORY AND X-RAYS AND BLOOD TESTS INDICATE

THAT YOU HAVE A PANCREATIC PSEUDOCYST.

WILL YOU HAVE TO OPERATE?

FORTUNATELY, NO. YOU'RE LUCKY.

SURGERY ON THE PANCREAS IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT.

WHAT'S THE TREATMENT FOR A PSEUDOCYST?

WELL, IN YOUR CASE, NOTHING.

IT SHOULD GO AWAY AFTER A WHILE.

BUT BE SURE AND TRY TO AVOID

ANY BLOWS TO THE ABDOMEN FOR A FEW MONTHS.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL...JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?

DOCTOR, I APOLOGIZE FOR QUESTIONING YOUR JUDGMENT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, DANNY. I JUST HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

I'M TELLING YOU, DOC,

BETWEEN MY WIFE AND MY KID, THEY'RE GONNA DRIVE ME NUTS.

DO YOU ENCOURAGE DANNY'S MEDICAL INTERESTS?

ENCOURAGE HIM? I WON'T LET HIM READ THOSE BOOKS IN THE HOUSE.

EVERY TIME HE LEARNS ABOUT A NEW DISEASE, IT COSTS ME PLENTY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HELP HIM ALONG.

HE HAS A REMARKABLE MEDICAL BACKGROUND ALREADY.

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT ALL THAT GOBBLEDYGOOK HE SPOUTS IS FOR REAL?

IT CERTAINLY IS.

WELL, I NEVER SAID HE ISN'T SMART.

AFTER ALL, HE'S HIS FATHER'S SON.

WELL, IF YOU ENCOURAGE HIS STUDY,

HE'LL BE TOO BUSY TO GET SICK, I GUARANTEE IT.

Woman on P.A.: DR. MENDEZ, OUTSIDE CALL, PLEASE.

DR. MENDEZ, OUTSIDE CALL, PLEASE.

UH-OH, IT'S GETTING LATE.

DIXIE SAID SHE WAS GONNA COME BY WITH HER STATION WAGON

AND PICK UP THAT MOTORBIKE.

CHET, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

YOU KNOW WHAT, MARCO, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

[ whistling ]

YOU KNOW, THESE LITTLE PUTT-PUTTS

ARE A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THEY LOOK.

- OH, NO. - [ bell ringing ]

DIXIE'S HERE.

THE TARP.

THE TARP.

Roy: HI, DIX.

SPREAD IT.

HI, YOU GUYS.

Both: HI, DIX.

WHERE'S THE BIKE?

WELL, WE'RE ALMOST...AS A MATTER OF FACT...

WE, UH... FOUND SOME OTHER ADJUSTMENTS

ON THE BICYCLE THAT HAD TO BE DONE.

WE COULDN'T GET IT DONE FAST ENOUGH.

HMM.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, THAT'S A FIREMAN'S FOOT SKIDDER.

YEAH, WELL... [ chuckles ]

[ sighs ]

ACTUALLY, DIX, UH... I KIND OF, UH...

GOT IN ABOVE MY HEAD THIS TIME AROUND.

OH, IT WAS MY FAULT, TOO.

NO, CHET, IT WAS MY FAULT!

OKAY, IT WAS YOUR FAULT, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

ALL RIGHT!

JUST GET A BOX OR SOMETHING I COULD DUMP THIS JUNK IN,

AND GET IT IN MY CAR, 'CAUSE TOMMY'S GONNA BE RELEASED TOMORROW.

SURE, WE HAVE A BOX, THAT'S EASY.

DON'T WE HAVE A BOX? WE HAVE A BOX, DON'T WE?

NOW, YOU TELL TOMMY THAT THIS IS ALL TEMPORARY;

THAT WE ARE GONNA GET THE THING FIXED BACK UP.

YEAH, YEAH, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO IT?

[ clanking ]

TRASH CAN?

WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T LOSE ANY OF THE PARTS.

[ alarm sounding ]

OH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY...

Dispatcher: STATION 51. ENGINE 165. ENGINE 12,

STRUCTURE FIRE AT THE CHEMICAL PLANT,

NORMANDY AND BROADHURST.

NORMANDY AND BROADHURST. TIME OUT, 1905.

Man: 10-4, KMG 365.

[ sirens wailing ]

[ horn blaring ]

HELP! HELP! OVER HERE!

WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

STAY BACK FROM THE DOORWAY!

BOYS, WE'LL GO IN A "V" PATTERN.

ROY, CHET, ON THE RIGHT, MARCO AND I WILL BE ON THE LEFT.

10-4.

ENGINE 165. ENGINE 51.

LAY DUALS TO THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING.

HEY!

[ sirens wailing ]

[ coughing ]

ARE YOU OKAY NOW? ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, THANKS.

IT HAPPENED JUST AFTER I STARTED MAKING MY ROUNDS,

JUST AFTER I GOT INSIDE. PRESSURE VALVE MUST'VE FAILED.

WELL, WHERE'S YOUR CUTOFF?

I'M NOT SURE. I THINK IT'S AT THE BASE OF THAT TANK OVER THERE.

THANKS A LOT.

ENGINE 165, WE'RE GONNA MOVE IN ON THE TANK.

BREAK ONE OF YOUR TWO-AND-A-HALFS

DOWN TO AN INCH-AND-A-HALF PACK AND USE YOUR APPLICATORS.

ENGINE 12, HOOK UP AT THE HYDRANT AND PUMP ALL FOUR LINES.

OKAY.THANK YOU AGAIN.

LET'S GET THESE LINES ON THAT VALVE FIT ON THE RIGHT.

WE'RE CLOSE. LET'S YOU AND I HAVE A LOOK.

ALL RIGHT.

GRAB HOLD.

CAN'T GET IT TO BUDGE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE'LL HAVE TO START AGAIN.

165, PUT THOSE APPLICATORS UNDER THE GRID.

THIS ISN'T GONNA BUDGE, CAP.

COME OVER HERE.

GET IT?NO.

MOVING IT, MOVING IT. ONE MORE.

ONE MORE.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

[ screaming ]

GET ROY!

YOU OKAY?YEAH.

OKAY, LET'S GET IT.

HURRY!ARE THEY IN POSITION?

YEAH.YEAH.

ENGINE 51. THIS FIRE IS UNDER CONTROL.

ALL UNITS OUT IN 20 MINUTES.

Dispatcher: ENGINE 51.

[ exclaims ] YOU'RE WET!

SOUP'S ON.

GREAT.

DIX!HI, DIX.

HI.HI, HOW YOU DOING?

FINE. I BOUGHT BACK YOUR TRASH CAN.

OH, GREAT, THANK YOU. THAT'S RIGHT, UH...

HOW DID TOMMY, UH, LIKE HIS...

OH, HE PUT IT TOGETHER HIMSELF AT THE HOSPITAL,

AND THEN HE DROVE IT HOME.

[ whispering ] BYE.

BYE.BYE.

I THINK I'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

HOW OLD WAS THAT KID?TWELVE.

TWELVE, HUH? WELL, HE SURE MADE A DUMMY OUT OF YOU.

HE MADE A DUMMY OUT OF ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M NOT THE ONE THAT TOOK THE THING APART,

AND COULDN'T GET IT BACK TOGETHER.