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Man:
Come on, Blue,
it's easy money.

Billy said
ten bucks an hour, man.

That's some cash.
Way I figure it,

we could make at least
a hundred bucks a day
fixing up the motel.

( truck horn honks )

Whatever, Cale.
Do what you want.

I don't care.
Fuck it.

You're not mad, are you?

No, I'm not mad.
If you want to fix up
the motel, that's fine.

Just don't
ask me for help.

It's a lot
of money, Blue.

So what do you
think, green?

Yeah, sure, green.

Yo, check it out.

8000 VT Turbo.

55 horses
under this bad boy.

- What happened
to your old one?
- Traded it in, man.

There's a big race
this weekend, bro.

- Plus that shit was old.
- Wasn't old, Pete.

You just got
that last year.

Yeah, man, no.
Let me explain
something to you.

It's old, man, it's old.
Just trust me.

It's an old bike.
It's old, you know.

You gotta keep moving,
dude, keep changing.

Getting a new thing,
you know.

I don't want to end up
like Blue here, man,

making fucking water toys
in the middle of the desert.

Yeah, yeah.
Blah, blah.

The water's not coming.

Didn't come
when your father
built this place.

I'm sorry, but it's not
gonna just appear now.

And Noah was stupid
for building an ark, right?

I'm outta here,
my boys.

( engine starts )

Did you just compare
yourself to Noah?

( truck horn honks )

( music playing )

♪ Empire Cola ♪

♪ What'd you
rather be full of ♪

♪ Than an Empire Cola ♪

♪ Tastiest root soda ♪

♪ When your belly
says "I'm hot" ♪

♪ Just give it
a cold shot ♪

♪ Of that Empire Cola ♪

♪ Today ♪

Here it is, Baxter.

So, do we really
have to do this?

Oh, it's not that far
out of our way.

You just take 395,
you swing right on over
into Baxter.

That way you see the giant
ice cream cone and the beach.

- We'll be home by sunset.
- Great.

Well, I'm never gonna
get to a television.

I'm sure your agent could
get you your show on tape.

Oh, no, Dad, it's
not the same on tape.

It's all about
the broadcast.

Come on, Skye, come on.

We'll only be there a minute.
It'll be fun.

We'll have a look around.

And remember,

one person's
interminable stretch
of highway--

Is another's road to adventure.
I know, I know,

but going out of our way
to see a giant ice cream cone?

- It's crazy.
- Crazy?

Crazy is not to see
the giant ice cream cone.

How'd you like to tell
your friends we were in Baxter?

"Oh, did you see the giant
ice cream cone?"

"No, we missed it."

That would be crazy!

( clangs )

( clunk )

( clunk )

( truck horn honks )

Radio DJ:
Empire Cola is once again
the proud sponsor

of the 1998 Peaksville
All-Terrain Vehicle
Invitational

happening this Sunday.

If you can't
get down there yourself,

KBLU will be bringing you
all the action.

Our live broadcast kicks off
at 10:00 AM Sunday morning.

A portion of all ticket
proceeds will be matched
by Empire Cola,

and donated to
the Children's Cancer Society.

"Empire Cola.
What would you rather
be full of?"

I don't get it.
We must've missed
the sign.

Yep, we missed it.

Wonder how long
it's gonna take them
to find our bodies.

Oh, probably never.
Never.

You know, that's
assuming they'd even look.

You know how many bodies
are buried out here
they've never found?

San Bernardino sheriff's
office told me

that if all the dead bodies
in the desert

stood up at the same time,
this place would resemble
Manhattan.

You know, I mean without
Nathan's, you know.

Do you have to put
that thing up?

Well, if I don't and one of
those Empire Cola reps shows up,

we lose all
the freebies.

You never know.
If you drink enough of it,

you may have a body
like this some day, Haley.

Very funny, Dad.

I'll be across the street.

( door opens, closes )

Pete:
Going to the aqueduct
tonight, right?

I'll pick you up.

Hey.

Hey. Did it come?

Yeah, but my dad's at
the clinic, so hurry up.

I don't want
to get busted.

- Thanks.
- See ya.

( yells )

Radio DJ:
No threat of rain
over the weekend,

which is good news for all
you race fans out there.

The 10th Annual Peaksville
All-Terrain Vehicle
Invitational

is set to go down
Sunday morning.

All eyes are on Baxter's
Pete Kepler,

who will be returning
to defend his title.

Will he be able to fend off
Telly Clems again this year?

Man:
Look, I am owner.
I understand that.

I just wish somebody could
have notified me earlier.

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

What's the matter,
Billy?

The insurance company's sending
out another adjuster today,

and they say he'll
be here any minute.

Like, I can't believe this.
I was supposed to have
that check by now.

Why are they
coming out again?

Oh, they need to take
another look around,

take more samples,
run more tests,

This whole
reimbursement process

is just, like,
really pissing me off.

Ugh. How can you
drink that stuff?

It's free.

Yeah, they delivered
a new truckload

of that promotional
cola shit.
Check it out.

- And these hats.
You want one?
- No.

So you guys want to party
at the aqueduct tonight?

Nah.

Come on, you guys.

The only party I heard about
was the one in your panties.

Oh, no there's
absolutely no way

there could be a party
in my panties.

Why not?

Because I'm not
wearing any.

( boys chuckle )

Have a good day, Haley.

We'll get a report
to the ASAP.

She likes you, man.

( chuckles )
Yeah, right.

I'm serious.
I think you're
in there, dude.

Whatever.

- Bad news, boys.
- What?

We're in a holding
pattern here.

The insurance claim
hasn't been processed

'cause they have
to run more tests.

But she's gonna stay
like that for a while.

I'll give you a call
when I have some work.

Hey, Billy, you think I can
catch a ride with you

into Peaksville tomorrow?

- I need to pick up
some paint.
- Yeah, sure.

So much for that job.

Man, I was counting on
that motel money.

You can help me fix up
the ocean park.

You gonna pay me
ten bucks an hour?

- No.
- ( loud bang )

Fuckin' Ely, man!

What the fuck
are you doing?

What did you just
blow up?

Looks like
it was a canoe.

It was just an old canoe,
settle down.

But those were my dad's canoes.
You can't just blow them up.

They're just sitting here.
They're deteriorating.

I'm just speeding up
the process.

They're not
just sitting here,
can't you see?

I'm fixing up the place.

( siren blares )

Oh, shit,
Keeler.

You're busted.

All right, Elizabeth.
That'll do it, let's go.

- You can't arrest me.
- Oh, you just watch me.

- You boys see it?
- Nah, just heard it.

You know the drill.

- I didn't do anything.
- You don't say?

God damn militias.

Just takes one to spoil
the whole lot, you know that?

Think he'll make
a good sheriff?

He's all right...

You'd make a better one.

She could have blown
her fuckin' arms off.

( camera clicks, whirrs )

Take that stupid
hat off.

( camera clicks, whirrs )

Keeler:
Y'all have a good day.

( siren blares )

I was gonna get
these new fixtures,
you wouldn't believe them.

It's like, you just put
your hands under the faucet

and the water flows.
It's like...

they got little
eyes on them.

It's like magic.
The water is always
the perfect temperature.

Girl:
Yeah, but what if
I want cold water?

Sandy, why you gotta be
so negative like that?

Man:
This is great!
This is great.

Hey, yes indeed!

The world's largest
ice cream cone!

Right out here, man.

Dessert in the desert.

Looks so real.

You know, like, wouldn't it
be great if they had a ladder,

you go could go up there and
just dive into it and eat it?

That's incredible.
Look at that.

- It's gorgeous, Dad.
- It's great.

Want an ice cream cone?
I'll get you one.

- ( clang )
- Hey, nice shot.

Can I get
two cones, please?

Really looks neat.
It's a neat thing.

Looks bigger than it does
in photographs here. Great.

Can either of you guys
tell me where I could find
Mr. Baxter?

He passed away.

( whispers )
Wow.

- When?
- Like six months ago.

Fire at the motel.
It was an accident.

- Oh, man, I had no idea.
- Why should you have?

Oh, well, because
I'm a professor of
cultural studies

and I have a course
in pop culture and
the roadside attraction.

We talk about Mr. Baxter
in my class,

you know, the giant
ice cream cone,

the ocean park.

Was even putting
together a photo book,

sort of
a coffee table book.

It'll be a buck 30.

It's a shame.
I'm sorry he's gone.

- Dad!
- Okay, go a little more
to your left.

No, your other left.

- The sun's in my eyes, Dad.
- Go ahead, go ahead, come on.

Now-- now go back--
go back left.

Nah, that's too big.
Look up.

Can you give me a sm--
Okay, good.

( camera clicks )

Keeler, what is going on?

She blew up
a canoe, sir.

Elizabeth Marie Jackson,
is this true?

Did you blow up
another canoe?

Maybe.

Open it up
and let her out.

She's a kid,
for Christ's sake.

You're locking up
my daughter like she's
some kind of criminal.

She made and
detonated a bomb.

- That's a federal offense.
- A bomb?

I'm breaking the law
just by not reporting this
to the proper authorities.

Exhibit A, the lighter.

Jesus, she's got a couple
of M-80s up her sleeve.

M-80s?
Exhibit B,

Polaroid picture.

- ( sighs )
- Canoe was in
a million pieces.

You know...

I always thought you really
wanted this sheriff's job
in Peaksville.

It's so close.
Be a shame to lose it all

because of a few firecrackers.

Blue:
He has to replace
Keeler with someone.

Why not you?

Remember when
we slashed his tires?

- Yeah.
- And he couldn't respond
to that ten-car pileup?

- ( chuckles )
- And he knows I tagged
up the aqueduct.

Man, I'm a criminal.
I can't be a deputy.

Everyone did that shit.
Come on, we were 12.

I'm sure the sheriff
fucked around when
he was a kid.

What the heck.

( faint booming )

Ely's out of control, man.

What the hell
was that?

I don't know.

( faint sirens )

Jesus Christ.

Anybody hurt?

What's that smell?

It's coming from
the truck, Jackson.

- Ah, fuckin' A.
- Hey.

Keeler:
You're a lucky man,
you know that?

Yeah, well, there's nothing
like a close brush with death

to knock the life
back into you.

My arm is hurt, though.

What's that smell?
What is that?

- It's dog shit.
- It's the secret
ingredient to Empire Cola.

It's in its
concentrated form.
I got it all over me.

Jackson:
What the hell is in it?

Truck driver:
That's classified
information, sir.

Only two people know
that information.

They're not even allowed
on the same airplane.

I'm not one of them.

Jackson:
Well, how'd it happen?

Officer?
I saw the whole thing.

Don't run away.
I need to ask you
some questions.

Truck driver:
I was coming around
that bend over there.

- Going to the car.
- It was tighter
than I thought.

Oh, and aren't you
just the coolest?

Can I help you
with something?

Truck driver:
So I pull her back around
and she just flipped.

I'm gonna
catch hell for this.

I'm already on probation
for something else

that wasn't my fault.

I got three kids.

It's impossible
to make a living.

( beeping )

She has a cell phone?

- She must be from LA.
- Duh.

- ( tones beeping )
- Shit.

Bum-fucking Egypt.

Seems like her biscuit could
use a little buttering,
if you ask me.

Excuse me.

Not by me.
It's just
an observation.

Shit.

Dorks.

- Seems like a real bitch.
- You don't know her.

That's why I said
"seems like."

( horn honks )

Hello, I'm
nearing menopause.

- ( horn honks )
- All right, Mr. Davidson.

Your NCIC came out clean.

That's National Crime
Information Center.

Just checking to see if you
got any outstanding warrants.

I don't get it.
You're investigating me

because I witnessed
an accident?

So I guess you'll
be heading back,

back to San Francisco?
Nice town?

- ( horn honks )
- Great.

Too many cars,
but that's true everywhere.

- Been there long?
- No, actually I just moved
up there after my divorce.

My daughter still lives
with her mother in LA.

- LAPD.
- ( horn honks )

- They're the greatest.
- We will contact you

if we need any
more information.

If you just sign
right here.

( horn honks )

What the heck
are you doing?

Are you trying to get me
thrown in jail

- for disturbing the peace?
- Jesus Christ, Dad.

I thought my clothes
were gonna go out of style.

No fear of that.

Come on, we're gonna get
something to eat.

You know, can we eat
somewhere else?

- This town's giving me--
- No, no, no.
The sheriff said

this place right
down here is fantastic.

Besides, what's the fun
of having a body if--

Skye:
You ain't got any fuel.

Dad:
Right.

- Let's split.
- ( car starts )

What do you say?
Let's go investigate.

Must be closed.
Let's go.

No, no, no.

I'm hungry.

- Gross.
- Driving all day.

Need a little chow.
This place is cute.

You do realize you're
risking our lives eating
here, don't you?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Didn't see you come in.

Heard you had quite
a scare up on the highway.

Uh, yeah, it was a close one.
Luckily nobody got hurt.

Uh, could I watch
your television?

Oh, I'm so sorry, honey,
but that only plays video.

- No cable.
- No cable?

I tried to get it,
but they actually wanted me

to pay for 45 miles
of cable.

Jeez, sounds like a satellite
dish would be cheaper.

Yes, but then the aliens
would know where we are.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Mom.

( video game beeps )

Gonna have a BLT.

I got a hunch
the bacon is good
around here.

What are you
gonna get?

I'm not hungry.

I have to check
my messages.

Excuse me.
Do you have a phone
that I could use?

It's there, on the wall.

Thanks.

Your turn.

( indistinct
police radio chatter )

( siren wails )

Skye:
Oh, my God, I would die
for that role.

Yeah, yeah.

Of course-- of course
I can come in tomorrow.

Can I have
your attention please?

At 35 and eleven hours,
Stan Chambers died, K-5.

- Who?
- The truck driver.

He's dead.

Oh, my God!
I thought he was okay!

Looks like it wasn't
from the actual accident.

401, they think it was
whatever was in that truck.

Can I call you back?

Everything's under control.
The FBI has been alerted

and they are
on their way.

Woman:
The FBI?

Man:
I'll get your bag, sir.

- Agent Summers.
- Agent Bellows,
how you doing?

Just peachy.

The hazmat team
has contained the spill

but half the town's
been exposed.

Any word on the contents?
Biological, chemical?

Summers:
Nothing yet, but a
quarantine has been ordered

until we find out
what's really brewing
in that cola plant.

Bellows:
This the only
access into town?

Summers: Yep.

All right, this is what
we're gonna do.

I want a roadblock
between the town
and the accident,

I want another one down at
the access to the highway.

Nobody gets in or out

till we know exactly
what we're dealing with.

Do not answer questions.
You know nothing.

Now get on it.

Howdy.
Sheriff Jackson.
Welcome to Baxter.

Anything you people need,
you just let us know.

Cooperation from you
and your people

and the town,
that'll do.

You got it.
You can count on it.

- Now, this is, uh, Detec--
- Thank you.

Where's my car?

Not the friendliest
man on the planet.

Oh, just doing his job.
I'm sure he's fine.

- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Keeler.

Agent Summers.
How you doing?

I'm coordinating
the investigation
with the EPA.

I'd like to go over
a few things with you.

Lead the way.

How long until
they know what
killed him?

At least 24 hours,
maybe longer.

48 even.

Well, looks like you're going
to be staying a while.

- Welcome to Baxter.
- Thank you.

Is there a place
we can stay in town?

Well, there was,
but it closed down.

Skye:
Dad, we can't stay here.

I have a huge
audition tomorrow.

It's Sterling Brock.
I can't miss this.

We don't have
any choice.

You know, there's plenty
of room over at my place.

Houseguests.

Dad:
Come on, Skye.

Woman:
Come on, don't worry.

House isn't haunted.

Radio DJ:
We have confirmation now

that FBI agents have been
sent into Baxter

to evaluate the situation.

The Environmental
Protection Agency

was also called
to the scene.

We still have no word
on the exact contents of
the crashed tanker,

but eyewitnesses
have said

that the truck was
on its way

to the Empire Cola
plant location

just outside of Baxter.

A quarantine is still
in effect for the area.

No, they're not
letting us leave.

Radio DJ:
And of course our hearts

are with everybody
in Baxter,

and our fingers
are crossed.

We hope the worst is past
and there is no further--

Skye:
Well, somebody has
to do something.

Well, you're my agent,
I mean, can't--

Can't you call the FBI
and tell them who I am?

She's talking
to her agent.
Big whoopee.

Well, maybe Bobby can patch
in my publicist.

I mean, maybe we can make
this work for us.

Come on, guys, really.

Do you think
we're contaminated?

I don't know.
I don't know what it's
supposed to feel like.

Well, it's not like
we were covered in that shit,
like the driver.

Yeah, but we inhaled it.

What do you think
they're gonna do to us?

They're not gonna do
anything to us.

As long as they don't try
to give me a shot, I'm okay.

It's just a vitamin booster.
Strengthens the immune system.

Won't hurt a bit.

- Is that a fresh needle?
- Mm-hmm.

No, they found
that one in the trunk
of a drug addict's car.

Nice mask.

My uncle used it
in Desert Storm.

Okay, we need everyone
to boil their water

before consuming it.

Just a safety
precaution.

Sandy:
Can't believe they gave us
Snoopy Band-Aids.

Is that supposed
to cheer us up or something?

Can't even leave
the town, Billy.

At least they didn't
evacuate us.

Yeah--
What do you mean?

That would mean
we were okay.

They didn't evacuate us,
they quarantined us.

Probably 'cause they
don't want us to infect
the rest of the county

with the biological agent.

But they never said
it was biological.

Yeah, well, they didn't
say that it wasn't.

We're like
guinea pigs here.

They just want to sit back
and watch us.

They'll study us
for years,

dissecting our insides

and putting us in those
little jars of formaldehyde.

When was the last time
you wanted to leave town,
Sandy?

- Not the point.
- Well, what is
the point, then?

The point is that nobody
ever said that I couldn't.

I mean, as soon as somebody
tells you that you can't,

then you want to,
it's really as simple as that.

Well, there's nothing
anybody can do

until they find out
what killed that man.

So you might as well
just stop all
your complaining

and be grateful
you're alive.

- Oh, hi!
- Hey.

You want something
to drink?

Uh, yes, please.
Thanks.

Tea, coffee, whiskey?

Uh, tea.
But boil the water first.

They're saying don't
consume any water

without boiling
it first.

Well, it's tea.
I have to boil the water.

Yeah, I know.
I was just kidding.

Oh, ho,
it's not funny.

Come on, Billy,
let's go.

She's upset.
Don't worry.

So where's
your daughter?

Uh, she stayed at your house,
planning her future.

I just want to ask you
one question.

Just for a second
I want to talk to you.

- Talk to you later.
- This is so unjust.

( video game beeping )

I got the beer.
Here, hurry up,
take this.

I don't want
to get busted.

All right, kids,
we'll see you up
at the aqueduct.

I'll meet you up there.

Where you going?

♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪

♪ Of telling tales ♪

♪ And biting nails
are gone ♪

Holy shit,
you scared me.

( music plays
through headphones )

- Sorry.
- It's all right.

Lulu?

You know Lulu?

Yeah, um, that song
is from that movie,

"To Sir With Love."

You know
"To Sir With Love"?

We have a bunch of videos
in the back,

and there's like
50 karate movies,

the "Star Wars" trilogy,
and then we have

"To Sir With Love."

I love Lulu, you know?

I mean, I would
definitely play her,

if they ever made
a remake of that film.

- So you act?
- Yeah.

That's cool.
Would I know you
from anything?

I play Maggie
on "Maggie's World"?

Oh, right.
You don't have cable.

But if we had cable,
would I know who you are?

Probably.
I mean,

I was nominated
for a Golden Globe.

The Golden Gloves?

Wow, that's great.
So you box too?

No.
No, it's the--

globe.

It's an award,
it's given by the foreign...

ahem... press.

That's cool, you know.

I've never met anyone
from TV before.

So what do you think?

We're all poisoned?

I don't know.
I feel okay.

I think
it's just procedure,

and their procedure's
screwing up my life.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

I have an audition
of a lifetime tomorrow.

With Sterling Brock,
you know.

He did, like,
"Going Nowhere Fast,"

and "Oil Slick."

Anyway, I'm going to miss
meeting with him tomorrow.

- Can't you just reschedule?
- No.

He wants
to meet me tomorrow.

But if he wants to meet you,

then he'll meet you
when you get back.

You don't understand.

So, what are you doing?

You boycotting your dad?

He always takes us
on these little trips,
you know?

And this year
he takes me on this, like,

Americana road trip,

you know, the roadside
attractions.

He insists on stopping
at every no-name little
shit town along the--

( chuckles )

( laughs )

Fuck, I'm sorry.

No, don't worry about it.

Nobody ever comes
to Baxter for anything.

No, it's your home,
you know.

Yeah, it sure is.

My dad wants
to stop and see

the Jolly Green Giant
statue next.

Oh! Traitor.

♪ You got me down ♪

- ♪ You got me down ♪
- You weren't joking.

You've got lots
of albums here.

Yeah, my dad,
he was a big music lover.

But he hated television.

He always said that music
doesn't force itself on you

the way television does.

The mind is free to grow
and wander through it,

whereas TV just sort of
brainwashes you.

It does, huh?

I don't know.

I mean, I'm sure your show
is the exception.

Mm-hmm. So where is
this dad anyway?

He passed,
not too long ago.

I'm-- I'm sorry about that.

No.
Um, cookie?

- What's your name?
- Blue.

Your name is Blue.
No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

Do you know what
my name is?

What, Green?

No. Skye.

Skye?

Kinda weird.

So what do you guys
do around here for fun?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

What is that?
She's doing the bong walk.

Oh, no, she's gonna--

Hey, chill out!

Disgusting.
What are you doing?

Yuck.

- You're disgusting.
- You're disgusting.

Oh, throw up.

Taking a piss.

- Hey.
- Hey.

This is Skye,

and this is Cale,
Ely and Haley.

Blue Skye.

Haley:
( laughing ) Skye Blue.

Cale:
Here you go.

- It's all right.
- She doesn't drink?

Oh, come on, you can't be
worried about cooties now.

Yeah, if you
got contaminated,
it's all over.

But we got those shots.

That's just their way
of making themselves
feel better.

That way when we all die,
they feel like they
did something.

So is this, like,
your guys' hangout?

You could call it that.

Hey, it's the movie star.
And action!

Blue:
And this is Pete.

He's a pretty funny guy.

We're not sure
how he got so funny.

Hey, that's just
how it is, dude.

What's this thing?

That's the aqueduct.

It actually takes water
to Los Angeles.

That's where
you get your Evian.

What makes you think
I drink Evian?

Oh, bright lights,
big city.

Um, that would be
New York.

All right.

Who's-- who's up, man?

Somebody drink a beer
without throwing up.

Blue.

Nope, I'm all right.

Pete:
Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry, I forgot.

You drink too much of this,
then you have to go pee,

then we all see you
squatting in the brush.

- Do you wipe also?
- Yes, I also wipe.

Fuck, every time?
That sucks.

- I'll take one.
- Pete: Ooh.

The movie star
has a nut sack.

- Buzz-ow!
- Yeah.

You should see me pee.

I'd like that.

And then you
can find yourself
some extra linens

in the cupboard
right by the bathroom.

Okay, got it.
Thank you.
Thanks very much.

Yes.

Pete:
Blue, you ready to die, man?

I hear it's
a really bad death.

- Shut up.
From who?
- Keeler.

He said first
you get all hot.

You start
sweating profusely,

and everything
gets real clear,
intense.

And then you get
really paranoid...

like all your worst
fears start coming true.

It's like the devil's
inside of you,

screaming "I told you so!
I told you so!"

And then a billion
little worms hatch
inside your lungs

and burrow out
until you die.

Where do you
come up with this stuff?

- It's true.
- They don't even
know what it is.

( scoffs )
Yeah.

They know,
and it's bad.

I didn't want
to have to do this.

What are you doing,
throwing gunpowder in a fire?

It's not gunpowder.

I boiled down some of
that Empire Cola shit today

and that was the residue.

- Holy shit.
- We're fucked.

Just because it's flammable
doesn't mean it's lethal.

You could go
at any time.

( groans )

That's not funny.

Pete...
that's not funny.

Aah!
Relax.

Fuckin' dork.

( country music
plays on stereo )

♪ It's such
a pretty world today ♪

♪ Look at the sunshine ♪

♪ Look at the sunshine,
ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ And every day's the same ♪

♪ Since I met you ♪

Now where did that
giant ice cream cone
come from, anyway?

My dad built it
to attract people
to the town.

See, it was a major
mining town when
he was a kid,

but when all
the gold ran out,
all the people left.

And after
he built the cone,

all the other towns
started copying him.

Now we have
the biggest
of everything.

There's the world's
tallest thermometer,

the world's largest
hubcap collection,

bottle cap collection,

even the largest
ball of twine.

You name it, they have it
out here somewhere.

♪ And every day's the same ♪

♪ Since I met you ♪

♪ It's such
a pretty world today ♪

- Hey there.
- Oh! Oops.

Sorry, I was...
I was snooping.

That's okay.

I mean, I wouldn't have
put it out there

if I didn't want people
to look at it.

- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.

Did you see that one?

- What, that?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I saw it, but I can't
make heads or tails of it.

It's a UFO.

- Really?
- Yeah. Look.

Took this three years ago,
up in the hills.

'Course you can't
really see the hills,

but there it is.

Now my husband says
that that's the government

testing a new aircraft,

but then he was not there
when I took it--

You know, I have to
admit something to you.

I have read everything
that your husband ever wrote.

Uh huh, yeah, hmm.

Well, no, really.

I mean, how
he jump-started this town

back into existence
with the big cone,

then he started
the ocean park amusement.

A real trend-setter.
A real pioneer, right?

Well, you can't believe
everything that you read.

How's that?

For starters,
he was a very
unhappy man.

That's weird,
because I mean,

he looks so happy
in all these pictures.

Well, anybody can look
happy in a photograph.

- Skye: What is that?
- Blue: It's the plant.

That's where they make
Empire Cola.

We get shitloads
of it for free.

It's where that truck
was going today.

It's strange-looking.

Yeah.

They built it there
because they got a feed
from the aqueduct.

It's a pretty evil company.

I've heard that they
exploit thousands of workers

in Mexico and Taiwan.

And when they
set up shop here,

they didn't even hire
anybody from our town.

They imported cheaper labor

and set them up
in Peaksville.

That's awful.

The water was supposed
to be my dad's.

What for?

An ocean park.
Baxter Beach.

My dad always said

that we have
all this sand,

but no
beach,
and there's that
damn aqueduct

just passing on by with more
water than a freaking ocean.

He wanted to build
that thing so bad.

See, the cone
put the town on the map,

and the ocean park would
keep it there for good.

The state originally
had a deal with my dad
for the feed,

but when the soda
proposal came in,

they immediately authorized it
and rejected my father's.

Assholes.

How did your dad die?

It, um, happened
at the motel.

He'd been sleeping there
most of the time anyway.

He was consumed
with the beach,

and he wasn't able
to function in his own
house anymore.

Why not?

I don't know.

He thought I was
losing my mind.

And I thought
he was losing his mind,

because all he did
was work on the water park.

And it just happened,
all of a sudden,
just like that.

The motel burst into flames
in the middle of the night

and he died
in his sleep.

They told me he didn't
feel a thing.

Jeez. I'm sorry.

Do they have any idea
how the fire got started?

They think
it's the old wiring.

That building's been around
since the Gold Rush.

Brittle as hell.
Just went up, like that.

But you know it has been
hardest on Blue.

He spent the whole last year
with his dad on that beach,

every afternoon after school
and then on the weekends.

Now he's taken
the whole thing
on his own shoulders.

He has even filed
his own appeal for water.

I hope it doesn't
consume him, too.

Now you could put
all of that in your book,
if you wanted to.

( door squeaks, closes )

Take your time.
You finish eating,

what do you say
we take a walk,

and we check out
the ocean park.

No milk.

No milk.

Nope, we ran out
of milk last night,

and then your guys
wouldn't let the milkman
through this morning,

so... no milk.

Man:
I'll get right on it,
Agent Summers.

- There's no milk.
- Thanks.

Frank, how you doing?
You look a little edgy.

You sleeping?

Frank:
Fine as always.

Hey guys.
Any news?

Agent Summers:
Nothing yet.

- It's been, what, 15 hours?
- ( phone ringing )

You know these things,
they take time.

Sandy:
Yeah, I mean, I know that.

I'd like to
know something.

I mean, we don't
know anything.

What are you people
really doing here, anyway?

Wait here.

- Maybe that's
some news.
- So what?

No, no.

"Environmental
Protection Agency

Rules and Guidelines
to Hazardous Material
Clean Up."

Maybe that'll
help you out.

Wow.

Is that the hotel?

Gah.

It really was
a fire, huh?

This is where
it happened.

- Sad.
- ( camera clicks )

- You got a second?
- Sure, Billy.

- What's up?
- Uh...

I got a call from
the insurance company today,

and they ran some tests
on the new samples.

And...

And?

Well, Sheriff,

they're saying
some strange things.

Like what?

Like maybe somebody
set fire to the motel.

Arson?
They can't be serious.

I know.

I mean, who'd want
to burn down the motel?

I don't know.

But we're dealing
with more than arson.

That would make it
a case of manslaughter.

Sure is pretty out here.

( alarm honks )

Except for that.
What's that?

Skye:
Empire Cola plant.

They stole the water feed
off the aqueduct
from Blue's dad.

That's why
the ocean park
never opened.

And they exploit
workers in Mexico.

( rattling )

( spray can hissing )

Well, here it is.

- Where are you going?
- I'm going to get
a closer look.

No, Dad, let him work.

- What?
- You can come back later.

( motor starting )

Pete:
Hello, Blue boy!

What's up, man?
What happened last night?

Did you close, kid,
or what?

Get with the details.

Don't smell
my fingers, man.

Give me the details,
I'll tell you what
you did wrong, man!

Blue:
No details.

Did you get her fromby?

"Fromby"?

From behind.

Blue: No.

Nothing happened,
huh uh.

- Nothing?
- Nothing, man.

All we did was talk.

Shit, I don't even know
where her head is at, you know.

Where her head is?

Listen to me.
First prize is the pussy,

second prize is
a set of steak knives.

- You want
the steak knives?
- No.

- Why the fuck do you care
where her head's at?
- Hey, shh.

- Hi.
- Hello, Skye.

Hey.

Fromby.

Blue:
Shut up, dude.

I'm outta here,
my boys.

Skye:
Really? Yeah.

702-555-4388.

Yeah.

Okay, talk to you later.
Bye.

Sterling Brock
is gonna call me.

- Here?
- Yeah.

That must have been
because he heard

you were hanging out
with me.

I always forget
to drink water

before I go
to bed wasted.

You know, if you drink
enough water,

you can pee out
your hangover.

You don't pee out
your hangover.

You replenish fluids.

"Replenish fluids."

Oh, I called my friend
in Barstow.

She said she saw you on some
TV show, "Maggie's World"?

She said you were
pretty funny.

Thanks.

Hey, is your dad going
to miss these much?

Nah, nah,
he's not gonna care.
Come on.

Haley:
You guys.

Blue:
Let's go baby, let's go.
Right down the middle.

Right down
the middle, baby.

Ohh!

( laughter )

Blue:
Right down the middle,
let's go, baby.

Skye:
All right, let's go Cale!

- Cale: Ohh!
- ( laughs )

Blue:
Let's go baby,
Right in here, right in here.

Yeah!

It's like cracking
somebody's head open.

- You're sick.
- Yep.

( booming )

- What was that?
- Oh yeah, what's up?

- What's up now?
- Blue: It's Pete.

He's got
the potato cannon.

This is war!

Let's retaliate.

Okay, okay, it's lit.

( booming )

( booming )

Whoa!

- What's up?
- Ely: Fuckin' losers!

- ( booming )
- Losers!

- Ow, ow--
- Ah ah! Stop it.

- You stay still.
- ( laughter )

- Up... there.
- Aah.

- What is it?
- Ugh.

Pulp.

All right, that's it
for orange baseball.

Now I want you to
go read a good book
or something.

What are you
talking about, man?

I have a race to go to
tomorrow and I'm gonna
go practice today.

Son, you forget
about that race.

The best thing for you
is just go home and...

park that buggy.

"Buggy"?

This is an all-terrain
vehicle.

55 horsepower,
8000 VT turbo.

- I'm very impressed.
- High performance.

Now you and your
all-terrain vehicle,

you're staying in town.

We don't know what's
in that truck.

Could be
hazardous materials.

We can't take
any chances.

This is fuckin'
bullshit, man.

This is bullshit.
Let me through.

Son, it's for
your own good.

I was trained
as a Navy SEAL.

Those guys are
pissin' me off, man.

Why, what's going on?

They tell me I can't go
to this race tomorrow.

I mean, what the fuck?

What are you gonna
do about it?

I don't know, man.

Go fuckin' bust
some shit up.

( engine starts )

I'll be back.

( faint booming, thuds )

Blue: Wow.

You must have good people
working for you.

No, they aren't
here for me.

I was joking.

But I bet you it is
the TV people, though.

News broadcasters
love this kind of shit.

You think we're on TV?

Hey!
Over here, man!

Well, I guess it'd be
nothing new to you.

My dad hated the news.

He said the news
is the only business
in the world

where people are actually
happy when people die.

- Happy?
- Yeah.

A big story means
some reporter somewhere

gets their name on
the front of some newspaper.

Heck, they might even
throw an office party.

We gotta talk to you.

It's been nearly
48 hours and we're gonna
need some information.

People around here
are getting scared.

We don't have to
tell you anything.

No, you do.
Look, it says right here,

"In 1986, the EPA passed
the Emergency Planning
Community Right To Know Act,

under which any community
at risk of contamination..."

both:
"...has a right to know
the extent of the danger."

You have to tell us
what you know.

I already did.

You've told us nothing.

Exactly what we know,
nothing.

What do you mean?
You walk around talking

on that little phone
of yours all day

and you're saying
you don't know anything?

Exactly.

Bastard.

- Anybody seen Keeler?
- Nope.

Well, the mayor's
been calling for him.

Needs to talk to him.

Looks like that position in
Peaksville's gonna work out,

if we live.

- That'd be great.
- Hey, Sheriff.

This government guy,
he won't say anything.

I mean, what the hell
is going on?

- Can you do something?
- I don't know what
to say, Sandy.

It's their show.
I am powerless.

My hands are tied.

Any news?

Nothing yet.

Radio DJ:
More on the Baxter
situation as it comes in.

They found traces
of gasoline

in parts
of the samples.

- I don't know how
to ask you this.
- What?

They're saying
that someone intentionally
set fire to the motel.

They're saying
it was arson.

Arson?

You gotta be honest
with me, Elizabeth.

You think I burned down
the motel?

I didn't do it.

You gotta tell me
the truth.

Now the earlier I can
get involved with this,
the better,

but I need to know
the truth.

If you could do anything
you wanted to, right now,

what would it be?

Go swimming
in the ocean.

- You've never been
to the ocean?
- Nope.

Maybe it's because
these are everywhere.

Seashells in the desert.

Yeah.

I think this used
to be an ocean,

and right now
we're walking
on the ocean floor.

And you see those bushes?

Those used to be kelp.

So why didn't your dad
ever take you there?

I don't know.

I guess he was so fixed
on bringing the ocean here.

Skye:
It's beautiful.

We all thought that
people would travel miles

just to spend the day
by the water,

go canoeing,
go down the waterslide,

or just lay out
in the sun.

Even if the state
doesn't give us the water,

the big one
will wipe out LA

and we'll be sitting
on beachfront property.

You know,
if you close your eyes,

you can pretend
there's water.

( sighs )

( coyote howls )

Pete:
Fuck them, man.
They can't just keep me

out of the race,
you know what I mean?

I'm winning
that fuckin' thing tomorrow.

You guys, you want to get
cremated or buried?

I don't care, whatever.
Bury me, burn me.

Why does it matter?

It matters.

I don't want to rot
in a box while some bugs

and worms and weird animals
eat out my eyeballs.

I want to rot
in a box.

Me too.
I don't want
to be burned.

Not me, I want
to be cremated.

How about you?

Yeah, cremated...

then have my ashes
thrown in the ocean.

Guys, I just thought
of something.

Congratulations.

We have to make up
our wills.

Hello, Hershey squirt.
If you go, we all go,

so who you gonna leave
all your stuff to?

All right,
fuck the wills.

We're not going
anywhere.

All right, well,
let's say we do.

Let's say we all die,
like tomorrow.

This is our last night.

What's the one thing
you'd want to do?

You go first.

I don't know, man.
I just want to make it
till tomorrow night

and win that fuckin' race,
that's it.

They're watching the town
pretty close, man.

Haley...

they're gonna watch me
fuckin' burn rubber
on their heads.

Don't call it an all-terrain
vehicle for nothing.

What about you?

I want to blow myself up
in front of my family.

Don't laugh.
She's serious.

That would be so cool.

"Mom, Dad?"
"Yes?"

Boom.

I got the shit
to do it, too.

I could blow up
this whole fucking town.

That's true.

Your turn.

I don't know.

I've never been able
to figure out

what I want to do.

- I hate that question.
- Come on, deputy.

- What?
- Tell them.

- Tell them what?
- Out with it, Cale.

Cale wants to take
Keeler's position,

be deputy sheriff
when he leaves.

Oh, ho, ho!

What's so funny?
He'll make a great deputy.

The first thing I'd do
is lock your sorry ass up.

- ( laughter )
- Yeah, fuck you.

- And then yours.
- Yeah, but that's long-term.

I mean, I'm talking
about now.

If there was one thing
you could do right now,

what would it be?

I don't know.

Get fucked up, I guess.

What about you, Blue?

- I don't know.
- Aw, God.

You guys have
no balls.

( snickers )

She stole my idea.

♪ Crackling light ♪

♪ In the crackling clouds ♪

♪ Here in
the crackling night ♪

♪ I want you now ♪

♪ If this is not hate ♪

♪ I don't know how ♪

♪ I ever over-underrate ♪

♪ Here on Earth ♪

♪ Where the wind
and the rain prevail ♪

♪ It bends
what you build... ♪

The kid's on the bike.
It's heading your way.

Got a kid on the bike.
He's heading west.

Do not cross
the roadblock.

Damn it.
Stop right now!

Pull that bike over!

Come back here.

Come back here right now!

( faint gunshot )

Did you hear that?

What?

I don't know.

- Jesus Christ!
- What the hell
happened here?

This guy shot him.

I was aiming
for the tires.

- He's breathing.
- Is he okay?

This is unbelievable!

What are you,
out of your mind?

You don't know what
we're dealing with.

No, you don't know
what you're dealing with!

He's a kid, mister!
You can't just shoot him!

He blatantly disobeyed
Federal agents.

He was on his way
to a race!

Come on, let's get him
to my office.

Billy:
Is he gonna be all right?

Doctor:
It's not the gunshot
I'm worried about.

It hit the shoulder.
But he must've been
going pretty fast

when he took the fall.
I'm gonna get the stretcher.
Don't move him!

What happened?

This guy right here
shot him.

What were you thinking?

He was fleeing.
He didn't pose a threat.

He was out of range
for you to shoot
accurately.

- I don't know.
- You shot him in the back.

I'm gonna have to ask you
for your gun, Frank.

I can't believe they can
just shoot someone like that.

You should see
the cops where I live.

They're such assholes.

And they can do
whatever they want
whenever they want.

Run red lights,
stop signs,

make illegal u-turns
all the time,

put their sirens on
just to go to the donut shop.

Friend of mine
has this bumper sticker.

"Save a donut,
shoot a cop."

I'm gonna kill
that motherfucker.

Announcer:
And there's the green flag.

We're in the final lap
of the 1998 ATV Invitational,

and what a race
this is turning out to be.

Telly Clems is still holding
on to the lead by a lane.

Clems rounds the hairpin,
beautiful execution.

Look at him go over
the short jump flawlessly!

Here comes Randy Flowers,
he's coming up along
the outside.

Clems sticks the south turn
to the final stretch

toward the checkered flag.

Flowers is
closing in on him.

This is a race, folks.
We've got a race here.

And it's--

Telly Clems takes
first place in the--

( loud booming )

( barking )

- Whoa.
- Holy shit.

- What was that?
- She's done it this time.

That's my car.

My car.
Who the hell did this?

Relax, Frank.
Relax.

Get the fuck off me,
you jerkoffs!

I didn't do anything!

Are you responsible
for this?

Are you responsible

for shooting my boyfriend,
butt jizz?

We're not talking
about that right now.

Did you blow up
that car?

I had nothing
to do with it, sir.

She put a device
in the gas tank, sir.

I saw her do it,
and she lit it with this.

What's this lighter for?

To light the stick
of dynamite

I'm gonna shove
up your ass!

What do you want us
to do with her?

Why don't you just pop her
in the back of the head?

Frank.
Frank.

Why don't you
take a walk?

Take a walk.

You know, this is
a serious offense.

- You blew up
Federal property.
- He shot him.

I know he did,

but someone could have
been seriously hurt
or even killed.

How about you
promise me you won't
blow anything else up?

Okay.

Let her go.

Yeah, it totally flipped.
She totaled it.

Good job.

- Thanks.
- Yeah, you should
have seen it, man.

It was great.

Are those painkillers?

Yeah, these are--
those are real good.

They're real good.
It's for pain.

What was it like
getting shot?

Well, I got
shot in the back

and then the bullet
came out where the blood is.

That's disgusting.

- It went all
the way through?
- Yeah.

Dude, turn it up.

Announcer: Telly, let me
ask you something.

Do you think the absence
of defending champion
Pete Kepler

took anything
out of the race for you?

Telly: Yeah, that was luck.
If he'd been here today,

he'd only see one thing:
my rear tires.

Announcer:
Well, that's big words
from the new winner

of the Peaksville
Invitational--

( radio clicks off )

- Cocksucker.
- Next year, champ.
Next year.

Do you want
another painkiller?

Yeah, it was just
an M-80 in the gas tank.

You dangle it in
about an inch above
the actual gas,

run about five feet
of wick outside the car.

That shit
really blew, though.

Must've been
low on gas.

The lower the gas,
the bigger the bang.

And you read
all this in a magazine?

You can buy all this?

Yeah. I mean, the explosives
are a little more difficult.

They're controlled,
like drugs.

But I've got this
great contact in Nevada
if you ever want anything.

Thanks.

- What is this?
- A pipe.

Yeah, I can see that.

You fill that
with gunpowder,

and then you can add metal
pieces if you want to,

like nuts and
screws and stuff,

and then you
put in the charge.

It's like
the tip of a match,

except for it's ignited
by battery.

So you connect both ends
of this to a battery,
and boom.

I don't have
a remote kit yet,

so I have to run wire
from the bomb to the detonator.

Remote kit's
like 500 bucks.

You're really
into this stuff.

It's sort of like
a sport, you know?

- Like skeet shooting.
- Skeet shooting?

Yeah, imagine if bombing
was an Olympic sport.

You've got two teams,
and they both are given
the same supplies,

and they both have
to destroy the same target.

Whoever destroys it
the best wins.

I'd bring home the gold.

I'm scared, Billy.

Don't be.

Well, I mean, that shit
was really scary.

I don't think
I've ever seen anything
like that before.

Yeah, there's a lot
of dynamite around here

from the old mining days.

What, they used pipe bombs
to mine gold?

No, they didn't use
pipe bombs.

Ely has done
a little modification
of the materials.

Oh! Oh!
( laughs )

( engine starts )

( sirens wail )

All right, listen up.

Just spoke with
Dr. Gordon.

Says we're all
gonna be okay.

- Oh.
- It was a blood clot.

- A blood clot?
- Affirmative.

A blood clot
entered his heart,

no more driver.

- Baxter is safe once again.
- See? We're okay.

- Hallelujah.
- I knew it.

You did not!

Caroline, set me up
with a Coors.

What's wrong?

- Nothing.
- We're okay.

I know.

I was just having
a fun time dying with you.

Okay, we get all
our stuff together,

we can be on the road
in ten minutes.

I'm just kidding.
We're gonna leave
in the morning.

I gotta go tell Pete.

We're okay.
You can go home now.

You haven't seen
Agent Bellows, have you?

No, I haven't.

I can't find
him anywhere.

Have you tried calling
him on his cellular
surveillance phone?

I tried, but he's
not picking up.

Well, I've been thinking
that he's been abducted.

Of course, he would
be an odd choice,

but if you want
to call him again,
phone's right there.

Thanks.

So we can go into
Peaksville tonight.

They have
a bowling alley.

Or we can be original
and start a bonfire

and hang out
at the aqueduct.

Come on.

Cheer up.

Let's see those
golden gloves.

Back to all
the big auditions
and shit?

Sterling Brock?

"Oil Slick"?

( cell phone rings )

- Did you hear that?
- What?

- ( cell phone rings )
- That.

( cell phone rings )

- Are you coming?
- No.

( cell phone rings )

No, I'll hang out here.

( cell phone rings )

Skye:
Blue! Come here!

Is he okay?

Yeah, yeah,
he's breathing.

Guess he just passed
out or something.

He's drunk, just...

Detective Bellows?

He stinks, ugh.

I'll get help.

( monitors beeping )

♪ Hey doctor ♪

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

Is he dead?

No, he just mixed
Xanax with alcohol.

Pete:
Are you kidding me?
Xanax with alcohol?

- Pussy.
- Where's Blue?

I don't know.

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

Hey.

Hey.

You all right?

Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah, I just got
sort of freaked out.

Yeah, me too.

I thought he was dead
there for a second.

I've never seen
a dead body before.

You?

Hey, are you sure
you're all right?

Yeah, it's just, um...

that's the first I've
been in there since...

my dad hung himself.

I thought he died
in his sleep.

Yeah, that's what
everyone thinks.

But it's not true.

He hung himself
and I found him.

He left a note
saying how sorry he was,

but he didn't say
why he did it.

I'm sure it was
because of this place.

I just wanted everyone
to remember him

as someone
who was happy.

He wasn't happy, though.
He wasn't happy at all.

I couldn't let him
just go like that.

Everyone would've
called him a failure.

I took him down
and put him in bed.

Then I set fire
to the place.

( door opens, closes )

Hey.

Hey, come here.
Look at what I'm doing.

I dug up
some old photographs,

so I thought I'd make
a new album.

( laughs )
I like this one.

This one's good.

What's wrong?

I could blow up
your dad's car

- if you want
to stay longer.
- Thanks.

- Where's Blue?
- He said he'd meet us here.

Blue is probably off
squatting in the bushes.

You know, maybe he
shouldn't have come out.

It's just the painkillers.
He'll be fine.

Didn't you see
what happened to
the detective?

You're not supposed
to mix those things
with alcohol.

Wow, you shut down
one respiratory system,

and now everyone's
a doctor.

I'm out here celebrating
our newfound freedom.

Ely:
It's just gonna
get boring again.

I kind of liked
having those freaks around.

What do you mean?
They shot me.

Yeah, well, it would be
different if you were dead.

You guys, it's been
really cool being here.

Let's drink to that.

Eh, fuck the FBI.

I thought I was doing
the right thing.

- ( Billy scoffs )
- For my dad.

I'm sorry.

I'll help you
rebuild it.

Billy, are you covered
against arson?

Yeah.

It just...

Wow.

( engines start )

So...

now that we
know everything...

what do you say
we just pretend
that we know nothing?

- Hi there.
- Hi.

Thanks.
He's all yours.

So...

how'd it go?

Got a new job
building the motel.

- Cool.
- So when do you leave?

In about 20 minutes.

Let's go for a ride, then.

Okay.

- All right?
- Yeah.

Skye? There's a Sterling Brock
on the phone for you.

- Can you take a message?
- Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

All right.

♪ And it's
a perfect sunset ♪

♪ High above the trees ♪

♪ And the night
is falling ♪

♪ Feel a chill
in the breeze ♪

♪ Thinking of you ♪

♪ The whole day through ♪

♪ There's
a quiet moment ♪

♪ When the sun
leaves the sky ♪

( tapping )

♪ And a flash
of turquoise ♪

♪ In the blink
of an eye ♪

What's up,
poster girl?

Deputy, huh?

You won't ever arrest me,
will you?

Probably not.

Telly, this is Pete.
I'm number one.

I'm number one,
you fuckin' scumbag!

When my brother
starts racing,

you'll be number three.

♪ All ♪

♪ The promises ♪

♪ We keep to ourselves ♪

♪ Why, oh, why ♪

- ♪ Can't they be ♪
- Hey.

- Hi.
- ♪ For someone else ♪

Kids went for a ride.
They're coming right back.

Well, I just came by
to say thanks for everything.

Oh, well,
you're welcome.

Welcome, it was nice
having you here.

You know, I was
thinking actually,

next time
I come up north,

if I could maybe
stop by and see you.

Yeah, I'd like that.

- That be okay?
- Mm-hmm.

They turned into
these invisible ninjas,

and they had all those
throwing stars, and--

( loud booming )

Skye: Shit.

- What the hell was that?
- That's Ely.

Oh, shit.

That was the big one.

♪ All that matters
in the end ♪

♪ Are the good times
that have been ♪

♪ Living's tiresome,
killing a sin ♪

♪ And death is easy
if you've been ♪

♪ And you don't think
of the bad times ♪

♪ When you're dying
yeah ♪

- Get in, I'll drive.
- ♪ I don't believe ♪

♪ You heard what I said ♪

♪ Don't bar the windows,
keep out of my way ♪

♪ I got so little
time to pray ♪

♪ I want to have fun ♪

♪ I got no time
to take from my games ♪

♪ To pay my dues
riding box car trains ♪

♪ Throw me a pillow fight,
let's go insane ♪

- ♪ I like to run ♪
- Oh, she's in for it now.

♪ So hurt no one else ♪

♪ Put your cares
on a shelf ♪

♪ And come along with me ♪

♪ Sweet misery ♪

♪ It don't matter
if you're six or 63 ♪

♪ Once you have lost
your hold on the dream ♪

♪ Forget that you're human,
become a machine ♪

♪ You're old
and you're tethered ♪

♪ But if you'd really
like to be free ♪

♪ Forget calculations
and ancient history ♪

♪ Take hold of the dream,
grab it with me ♪

♪ 'Cause now it's forever ♪

♪ So hurt no one else ♪

♪ Put your cares
on a shelf ♪

♪ And come along with me ♪

♪ Sweet misery ♪

♪ All that matters
in the end ♪

♪ All the good times
that have been ♪

♪ Living's tiresome
and killing's a sin ♪

♪ And death is easy
if you've been ♪

♪ And you don't think
of the bad times ♪

♪ When you're dying. ♪

( music plays )

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ And I can hate your girl ♪

♪ I can tell you
that she's real pretty ♪

♪ I can take my clothes off ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ She cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ I can watch TV ♪

♪ I can shuffle off
to Buffalo ♪

♪ I can do a backbend ♪

♪ I will not call you back ♪

♪ And I can start a book ♪

♪ I can make some
mac and cheese ♪

♪ I can sleep 12 hours ♪

♪ You'll never see
my eyes ♪

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ She cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ And I can hate your girl ♪

♪ I can tell you
that she's real pretty ♪

♪ I can take
my clothes off ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ You'll never see my eyes ♪

♪ I will not call you back ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I'll never fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot
fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I'll never fall in love ♪

( music plays )

♪ When you feel let down ♪

♪ And the flower's
turning brown ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ You're a fool
to not be cruel ♪

♪ For what you're gonna do ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ If it's an old man,
a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging
with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool,
I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ If it's an old man,
a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging
with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool,
I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up, yeah ♪

♪ When the slap
starts to hurt ♪

♪ And your heart
is gonna burst ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ You're a fool
to let the cruel ♪

♪ Tell you what to do ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ If it's an old man,
a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging
with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool,
I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Old man, young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging
with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool,
I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Before you break down ♪

♪ Now you're alone ♪

♪ And there's nothing
worse than home ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up,
yeah ♪

♪ Go back to the chain ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing is the same ♪

♪ Break it up ♪

♪ Before you break down ♪

( yelps, growling )