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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:06,248 [jolly music] 2 00:00:06,331 --> 00:00:09,748 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:09,831 --> 00:00:13,998 [crowd chanting] Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa! 4 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:16,914 Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa! 5 00:00:16,998 --> 00:00:19,206 Ladies and gentle elves, 6 00:00:19,289 --> 00:00:22,914 may I introduce the holly-est, the jolliest, 7 00:00:22,998 --> 00:00:25,831 the belly full-of-jelly-est, 8 00:00:25,914 --> 00:00:28,331 your Santa Claus! 9 00:00:28,414 --> 00:00:31,706 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 10 00:00:31,789 --> 00:00:34,706 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 11 00:00:34,789 --> 00:00:38,623 -I love you, Santa! -Hold it down, people. 12 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,664 Hold it down. Ho, ho! 13 00:00:40,748 --> 00:00:43,081 Christmas Carol! 14 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:44,289 Here, sir. 15 00:00:44,373 --> 00:00:47,081 [crowd cheering] 16 00:00:47,164 --> 00:00:49,873 Send in the Christmas lists. 17 00:00:49,956 --> 00:00:52,498 [crowd chanting] Lists! Lists! Lists! 18 00:00:52,581 --> 00:00:54,623 Bring in the Nice List. 19 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,498 [crowd cheering] 20 00:00:57,581 --> 00:01:00,373 I present to you the Nice List! 21 00:01:00,456 --> 00:01:03,081 [crowd cheering] 22 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,623 Bring in the Naughty List. 23 00:01:05,706 --> 00:01:07,706 Oh. 24 00:01:10,706 --> 00:01:12,081 [grunts] 25 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,331 [growls] 26 00:01:24,414 --> 00:01:27,164 Elmer the Elder Elf, keeper of the Naughty List. 27 00:01:27,248 --> 00:01:29,373 Sure glad we only see him once a year. 28 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,623 Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:30,706 --> 00:01:31,873 Thank you... 30 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:33,248 -[grunts] -Elmer. 31 00:01:33,331 --> 00:01:35,164 [grunts] 32 00:01:35,248 --> 00:01:38,664 Sir, here are your lists: 33 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:39,789 Nice... 34 00:01:39,873 --> 00:01:41,164 [crowd cheering] 35 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:43,664 And Naughty. 36 00:01:43,748 --> 00:01:44,789 [chuckles] 37 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:46,998 Thank you. 38 00:01:47,081 --> 00:01:50,998 A lot of familiar names on here. 39 00:01:51,081 --> 00:01:52,664 Some people never learn. 40 00:01:52,748 --> 00:01:56,789 I guess they're getting coal again this Christmas. 41 00:01:56,873 --> 00:01:57,998 [sighs] 42 00:01:58,081 --> 00:01:59,914 But enough negativity. 43 00:01:59,998 --> 00:02:02,664 Now, let's see all the boys and girls 44 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,039 who will be getting 45 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,581 their Christmas wishes this year. 46 00:02:05,664 --> 00:02:07,123 [cheering] 47 00:02:07,206 --> 00:02:10,248 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 48 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,581 Huh? 49 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,706 [stammers] Christmas Carol? 50 00:02:13,789 --> 00:02:15,373 Yes, your jolliness? 51 00:02:15,456 --> 00:02:16,623 W-w-what's going on? 52 00:02:16,706 --> 00:02:18,289 Who gave Albert his piano, 53 00:02:18,373 --> 00:02:20,289 and who gave Jane her cooking set? 54 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,081 [bellowing] Who's messing 55 00:02:22,164 --> 00:02:25,914 with my Christmas list? 56 00:02:25,998 --> 00:02:28,039 -Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! 57 00:02:28,123 --> 00:02:31,498 Best day ever. Wishful Thinking is on a roll. 58 00:02:31,581 --> 00:02:34,414 3,000 wishes granted today. 59 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:36,498 [burbling] 60 00:02:36,581 --> 00:02:37,914 Strange. 61 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:39,914 Ever since Poof said his first words, 62 00:02:39,998 --> 00:02:42,289 he's never been able to say another. 63 00:02:42,373 --> 00:02:45,039 Maybe he just hasn't found his true voice yet. 64 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,331 I've been told my voice is kind of irritating. 65 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:49,123 Of course, I don't believe it. 66 00:02:49,206 --> 00:02:50,581 [shrieking] What do you think, Wanda? 67 00:02:50,664 --> 00:02:52,248 Oh! 68 00:02:52,331 --> 00:02:54,706 Okay, guys. Time to grant more wishes. 69 00:02:54,789 --> 00:02:56,039 We're going in. 70 00:02:56,123 --> 00:02:58,998 FAIRIES: Let's do it! 71 00:03:03,539 --> 00:03:05,581 Whoo, whoo! 72 00:03:05,664 --> 00:03:08,498 [speaking Spanish] 73 00:03:13,456 --> 00:03:15,539 De nada! 74 00:03:15,623 --> 00:03:18,039 Just a couple more. 75 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,289 I wish I had a real truck. 76 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:31,289 You got it, kid. 77 00:03:31,373 --> 00:03:32,456 Awesome! 78 00:03:32,539 --> 00:03:34,539 Yahoo! 79 00:03:37,623 --> 00:03:40,789 Mm, Japan! 80 00:03:40,873 --> 00:03:42,789 Downtown, baby. 81 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:44,123 [hisses] 82 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:47,623 [speaking Japanese] 83 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:50,331 What a great wish! 84 00:03:50,414 --> 00:03:53,373 [dinosaur roaring] 85 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:01,914 Folks, I wish I could say this traffic jam would clear up, 86 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:03,289 but-- wait, it just did! 87 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,081 I wish they remembered my birthday. 88 00:04:05,164 --> 00:04:07,248 [gasps] Ooh, la, la! 89 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,664 You look thirsty. 90 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:12,789 Have a drink, big guy. 91 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,206 Oh, the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 92 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,414 With extra anchovies! 93 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:20,789 Not a bad morning. 94 00:04:20,873 --> 00:04:23,664 I bet after lunch, we could get a few thousand more wishes in. 95 00:04:23,748 --> 00:04:25,123 [laughs] 96 00:04:25,206 --> 00:04:27,081 On this trip alone, that makes... 97 00:04:28,748 --> 00:04:32,664 Uh, Timmy, I think we've definitely reached our quota. 98 00:04:32,748 --> 00:04:34,164 Wow. Tootie's right. 99 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:36,414 Our wands are getting a little overheated. 100 00:04:36,498 --> 00:04:38,706 -I smell bacon! -[burbling] 101 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:40,623 Hey. Look down there. 102 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:42,498 I sense a wish coming on. 103 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:46,456 Man, committing crimes sure is hard. 104 00:04:46,539 --> 00:04:50,081 I know. I just wish we had the goods right in our hands. 105 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:53,914 BOTH: Good things do happen to bad people! 106 00:04:53,998 --> 00:04:55,289 [laughter] 107 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:58,039 I'm sure they weren't actual burglars, 108 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,998 just big fans of burglar fashion, right? 109 00:05:01,081 --> 00:05:03,539 Whoever they were, they sure were happy. 110 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:07,289 -Whee! -Whoa! 111 00:05:16,873 --> 00:05:18,831 [glass shatters] 112 00:05:18,914 --> 00:05:20,248 Ah! 113 00:05:20,331 --> 00:05:21,748 Falling ornaments. 114 00:05:21,831 --> 00:05:23,331 Either the Earth has broken from its orbit 115 00:05:23,414 --> 00:05:25,081 and we are hurtling towards the sun, 116 00:05:25,164 --> 00:05:26,914 or this is the work of Timmy Turner 117 00:05:26,998 --> 00:05:29,831 and his fairy godparents! 118 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:31,373 [groans] 119 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,789 Oh. 120 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:34,289 There's Turner now, 121 00:05:34,373 --> 00:05:37,248 a 23-year-old living the life of a child. 122 00:05:37,331 --> 00:05:39,164 Well, beware, Turner. 123 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:40,998 As a Christmas present, I'm gonna give you 124 00:05:41,081 --> 00:05:43,248 a piece of my mind! 125 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:47,289 Merry Christmas, Mr. Crocker. 126 00:05:47,373 --> 00:05:48,914 Ah, begone, street urchins. 127 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:50,456 You know what I say about Christmas. 128 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:51,498 Bah, handbag. 129 00:05:51,581 --> 00:05:54,039 Don't you mean "bah, humbug"? 130 00:05:54,123 --> 00:05:55,456 No, I mean "bah, handbag." 131 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:57,081 That's because every year growing up, 132 00:05:57,164 --> 00:05:58,664 all Mother ever gave me for Christmas 133 00:05:58,748 --> 00:06:00,539 were women's handbags. 134 00:06:00,623 --> 00:06:02,664 She always knew I'd give them back to her. 135 00:06:02,748 --> 00:06:06,664 Well, then it's a good thing Santa brings presents too. 136 00:06:06,748 --> 00:06:08,123 Presents? What presents? 137 00:06:08,206 --> 00:06:09,623 All Santa ever gave me for Christmas 138 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:11,206 was a lump of coal. 139 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,581 I've got so much of it, 140 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:16,623 I could power a small nation for six years. 141 00:06:16,706 --> 00:06:19,289 Sounds like someone might be on the Naughty List. 142 00:06:19,373 --> 00:06:21,456 What's that, some kind of blog? 143 00:06:21,539 --> 00:06:23,289 Uh, no, it's something you don't want to be on 144 00:06:23,373 --> 00:06:24,956 if you're expecting presents. 145 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:26,373 Well, then I demand to be taken off 146 00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:28,498 of this Naughty List immediately! 147 00:06:28,581 --> 00:06:33,831 Whom do I speak to about this outrage? 148 00:06:33,914 --> 00:06:35,664 [gagging] 149 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:37,414 Um, last I heard, 150 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,623 Santa Claus keeps the Naughty List 151 00:06:39,706 --> 00:06:41,289 at the North Pole. 152 00:06:41,373 --> 00:06:43,748 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 153 00:06:43,831 --> 00:06:45,831 North Pole? Ridiculous! 154 00:06:45,914 --> 00:06:48,164 Everyone knows there's no such thing as the North Pole 155 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,581 or "polar bears." 156 00:06:51,748 --> 00:06:55,164 You know, I hardly miss making wishes for myself. 157 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,873 I just love giving. 158 00:06:56,956 --> 00:06:58,331 -Love, love, love. -[laughs] 159 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:00,164 Well, it is the season for it. 160 00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:01,581 Oh, isn't this beautiful? 161 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:03,164 I just love this time of the year. 162 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,331 Don't you, Timmy? 163 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:05,956 Oh, sure. It's great. 164 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:08,248 But when you have magical fairies, 165 00:07:08,331 --> 00:07:09,831 the whole year's a magical time, right? 166 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:11,123 -Parents! -Ah! 167 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:13,123 -[laughing] -Ooh. 168 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:15,498 BOTH: Hi, Timmy. Hi, Tootie. 169 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:17,581 -Hey, Mom and Dad. -Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Turner. 170 00:07:17,664 --> 00:07:19,914 Oh, please. Call us Timmy's parents. 171 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:23,373 Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home. 172 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:25,789 Yeah, right, 'cause you're not, right? 173 00:07:25,873 --> 00:07:27,873 Right? No! No, no! No! 174 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:29,914 You can't! We've already turned your room 175 00:07:29,998 --> 00:07:31,414 into a secret spy cave. 176 00:07:31,498 --> 00:07:34,373 Please don't take away our secret spy cave. 177 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:35,789 Relax, Mom and Dad. 178 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:36,914 I'm not moving back home. 179 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,414 -Ooh. -Oh! 180 00:07:38,498 --> 00:07:39,956 Let heaven and nature sing. 181 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:41,248 [chuckles] 182 00:07:41,331 --> 00:07:42,623 What are you guys up to? 183 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:44,081 Uh, duh. 184 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,539 I'm dressed up as Santa. 185 00:07:45,623 --> 00:07:48,039 -And Santa's little helper. -[chuckles] 186 00:07:48,123 --> 00:07:50,539 -Very Christmas-y. -It's Christmas? 187 00:07:50,623 --> 00:07:52,539 This year, I'm asking Santa 188 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:55,373 for something practical: a new computer. 189 00:07:55,456 --> 00:07:57,164 I want something practical too: 190 00:07:57,248 --> 00:08:00,206 a magical pony who poops ice cream, 191 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:01,789 then he eats the ice cream, 192 00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,123 and he poops gold, 193 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:04,789 then he eats the gold, 194 00:08:04,873 --> 00:08:06,748 and then he poops out a motorcycle, 195 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:08,664 and we all ride away. 196 00:08:10,081 --> 00:08:13,081 Bye! [laughs] 197 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:15,248 Best parents ever. 198 00:08:15,331 --> 00:08:17,498 Timmy Turner? 199 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,664 Down here, treetop. 200 00:08:21,998 --> 00:08:23,206 We've got a problem. 201 00:08:23,289 --> 00:08:24,581 A big one. 202 00:08:24,664 --> 00:08:26,081 And you are? 203 00:08:26,164 --> 00:08:27,956 I'm Christmas Carol, 204 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:29,414 Elf First Class. 205 00:08:29,498 --> 00:08:31,956 This is my associate, Dingle Dave. 206 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,581 I have no class. 207 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,581 Carol. 208 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:37,706 Wanda. 209 00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:39,081 Cosmo. 210 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:40,414 Dingle. 211 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:42,581 BOTH: Lousy stinkin' fairies! 212 00:08:42,664 --> 00:08:44,831 BOTH: Dirty rotten elves. 213 00:08:44,914 --> 00:08:46,998 Wait a minute. You guys know each other? 214 00:08:47,081 --> 00:08:49,039 Unfortunately, we do, 215 00:08:49,123 --> 00:08:51,789 although they're shorter than I remember. 216 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,373 Who you calling short? 217 00:08:53,456 --> 00:08:54,873 Bring it on, Dingle boy. 218 00:08:54,956 --> 00:08:56,123 [all grunting] 219 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,956 What's this? 220 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:00,331 Timmy Turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos 221 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,873 that aren't fairies. 222 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:08,414 [grunting] 223 00:09:08,498 --> 00:09:10,831 -Oh. -[sighs] 224 00:09:10,914 --> 00:09:13,789 So you guys are real, live elves? 225 00:09:13,873 --> 00:09:15,248 Of course we are. 226 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,956 We live to make the world a happier place. 227 00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:21,331 [both retching] 228 00:09:21,414 --> 00:09:23,248 It's amazing. Magical creatures. 229 00:09:23,331 --> 00:09:25,123 You don't see that every day. 230 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,623 -Hmm? -Huh? 231 00:09:26,706 --> 00:09:28,498 -[clears throat] -Oh, sorry. 232 00:09:28,581 --> 00:09:32,414 So you guys actually know the real Santa Claus? 233 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:34,123 The real Santa. 234 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,498 [laughs] 235 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:37,414 Time for me to square off with the big guy 236 00:09:37,498 --> 00:09:40,039 and get off the so-called Naughty List. 237 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:42,664 He owes me. 238 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,748 [sniffs] 239 00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:44,873 Ah! 240 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:46,873 Die! Mmm! 241 00:09:46,956 --> 00:09:48,664 Wow, elves visiting Dimmsdale at Christmas? 242 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:50,456 -This is so exciting. -Yeah, right. 243 00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:52,748 I wouldn't be too excited if I were you, kid. 244 00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:55,623 Santa wants to see you right away. 245 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:58,748 BOTH: You're in big trouble, Timmy Turner! 246 00:10:02,164 --> 00:10:03,831 Here we are. 247 00:10:03,914 --> 00:10:05,164 Tootie, look down there. 248 00:10:05,248 --> 00:10:06,414 The North Pole. 249 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,164 -It's amazing. -Wow. 250 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:10,748 Yeah, if you like that sort of thing. 251 00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:17,039 Ah, get me out of here. 252 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:18,539 Smells like elf farts in there. 253 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,081 And it's cold out here. 254 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:22,081 Ooh! 255 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,706 Ah. 256 00:10:24,789 --> 00:10:27,956 Mr. Turner, we've been expecting you. 257 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:31,248 Welcome to the North Pole. 258 00:10:32,123 --> 00:10:34,039 [sighs] 259 00:10:34,123 --> 00:10:35,414 Fairies. 260 00:10:35,498 --> 00:10:36,998 BOTH: Elves. 261 00:10:37,081 --> 00:10:39,206 I'm sensing some very hostile vibrations 262 00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,914 between you guys and the elves. 263 00:10:40,998 --> 00:10:42,456 What happened? 264 00:10:42,539 --> 00:10:44,539 This is supposed to be a time of peace and love. 265 00:10:44,623 --> 00:10:46,873 They know what they did to us. 266 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,539 Whatwedid? 267 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:51,123 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 268 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,539 Whoa. What's that? 269 00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:56,748 ELVES: Don't touch that! 270 00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:59,748 This is the Christmas Spirit Generator. 271 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:02,539 He generates cheer all around the world. 272 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:05,289 Keep moving, people. We are on a schedule. 273 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,289 We do not want to keep Mr. Claus waiting. 274 00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:09,873 [shivering] 275 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,831 [exhales] 276 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:21,206 Oh. 277 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,956 So the North Pole does exist. 278 00:11:23,039 --> 00:11:24,373 [growling] 279 00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,081 Apparently, so do polar bears! 280 00:11:26,164 --> 00:11:28,498 [screams] 281 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:30,873 -Oh! -Ooh, wow! 282 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:31,998 Follow me. 283 00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:33,914 Uh, I mean, yeah, whatever. 284 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:35,206 Wow. 285 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,331 [giggles] 286 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:50,039 Welcome to Santa's Workshop. 287 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:51,456 Amazing. 288 00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:52,789 Here you'll see 289 00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:54,789 state-of-the-art toy-making technology, 290 00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:57,414 as well as the latest in holly-jolly hardware. 291 00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:59,498 Over there is the command center. 292 00:11:59,581 --> 00:12:01,164 That's where we cross-reference 293 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:03,456 each and every gift with the Naughty and Nice List. 294 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,831 Feel free to marvel at the Gift-O-Wrapper: 295 00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:09,123 perfectly gift-wraps up to 600 toys a minute. 296 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,623 -Whoa. -Oh. 297 00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:13,206 We like to call it our little "wrap star." 298 00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:14,873 [laughter] 299 00:12:14,956 --> 00:12:16,248 Whee! 300 00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:18,039 -[giggling] -Oh, be careful in there. 301 00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:19,581 -My turn next! -[sighs] 302 00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:20,748 Oh, hey. What's this stuff? 303 00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:22,164 ELVES: Don't touch that! 304 00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:23,789 Ooh. 305 00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:28,539 Oh. 306 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,831 And that's the Dimensionation Station. 307 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:33,623 We can track weather patterns 308 00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:36,498 as well as real-time databases of chimney sizes. 309 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,748 They tell Santa exactly just how much 310 00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:41,081 to suck in his belly to fit down each one. 311 00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:42,498 Awesome. 312 00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:44,914 ELVES: Don't touch that! 313 00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:48,623 Timmy Turner! 314 00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,956 BOTH: Santa! 315 00:12:53,748 --> 00:12:56,831 I need a word with you. 316 00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:05,873 Timmy Turner. 317 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,623 Welcome to the North Pole! 318 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:11,039 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 319 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,498 Thanks, Santa. 320 00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,081 [chuckles] 321 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:16,539 You must be Tootie. 322 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,206 [smooches] 323 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:19,539 You know my name. 324 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:21,039 But of course. 325 00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:23,289 And I know every present I've ever given you. 326 00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:24,789 Try me. 327 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:26,873 Uh, what did you get for me when I was eight? 328 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,289 A Professor Noggin chemistry set 329 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,289 and ballerina shoes. 330 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:33,706 -Ho, ho! -Whoa. Let me try. 331 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,498 What did you give me when I was six? 332 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,081 Easy. 333 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,914 A Matty Meteor Star Blaster, 334 00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:40,789 a unicycle with a sissy bar seat, 335 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,956 one pair of underpants that could be used as a hat 336 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,331 when it rained, two hams, oh, and a Wendy Wee-Wee doll 337 00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:47,831 -that when you pulled the-- -Uh, what's this thing do? 338 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:51,248 Could I have a moment with Timmy, please? 339 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,289 -Uh... -This way, Tootie. 340 00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,248 Timmy, my boy. 341 00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:56,581 [groaning] 342 00:13:56,664 --> 00:14:00,164 [bear growling] 343 00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:06,623 [chuckles] 344 00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:12,581 Hmm. 345 00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:14,914 Ooh, incredible. Santa's workshop. 346 00:14:14,998 --> 00:14:16,414 In order for me to confront him, 347 00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,123 I'll need to disguise myself. 348 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,581 Ooh, time to use 349 00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:21,456 my patented Crocker blend-in technique. 350 00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:22,956 Yoink! 351 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,206 [chuckles] 352 00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,456 Oh, perfect. 353 00:14:26,539 --> 00:14:28,248 Now I look just like an elf. 354 00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:29,456 [chuckles] 355 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,039 You there! 356 00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:33,289 And where do you think you're going? 357 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,623 Me? 358 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,123 Oh, nowhere special. 359 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:41,498 Just a typical elf doing, um, elf things. 360 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,081 You're new around here, aren't you? 361 00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:45,581 Yes, sir. 362 00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,623 Yeah, fresh in from the Elf Academy 363 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,664 with the sugarplums and the candy canes 364 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:52,081 and the... gingerbread. 365 00:14:52,164 --> 00:14:53,623 Good. 366 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:56,581 You can start by mucking out the reindeer stalls. 367 00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:59,539 Right away, sir... 368 00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:02,789 But first, 369 00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:05,664 your ears look a little dull. 370 00:15:05,748 --> 00:15:07,998 Looks like we have to sharpen them. 371 00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:21,164 I got a problem. 372 00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:23,289 Uh, well, just tell me it as a wish, 373 00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:25,373 and my fairies will fix it, no problem. 374 00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:26,664 That's my problem! 375 00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:28,248 When you use your powers 376 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:29,873 to give people everything that they want, 377 00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:32,164 especially this time of year, 378 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,164 well, they don't need me. 379 00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:37,206 Their names are disappearing from my Nice List. 380 00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:39,331 Wow, Santa. 381 00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:41,331 I never really thought about it that way. 382 00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:42,539 Oh. 383 00:15:42,623 --> 00:15:44,414 I just love giving, you know? 384 00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:46,206 -Love, love, love. -I know. 385 00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:47,914 Giving is the greatest thing there is. 386 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,748 But as you know, with great power-- 387 00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:53,998 and magical fairies do fall into that category-- 388 00:15:54,081 --> 00:15:56,706 comes great responsibility. 389 00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,748 Sorry, Santa. 390 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:01,664 I guess I put everyone in a bad spot, huh? 391 00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:04,164 Here. Have a candy cane. 392 00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:05,789 There isn't a bad spot 393 00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:07,456 that one of Santa's delicious candy canes 394 00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:08,831 can't get you out of. 395 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:12,248 In your case... 396 00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:13,498 you better take two. 397 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,956 -Hmm. -Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 398 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,248 Thanks. 399 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:18,956 -[giggles] -Oh. 400 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:20,789 Whoa! 401 00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:22,998 -Ah! -Oh, no! 402 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,748 [groans] 403 00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:27,998 [blows raspberry] 404 00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:29,914 [grumbles] 405 00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:34,331 So now do you understand, Timmy? 406 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:37,789 Christmas should be a time where giving is special. 407 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,623 Look at these elves. 408 00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:42,248 They work all year long 409 00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:44,164 to make sure that Christmas can happen 410 00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:47,039 for all the good boys and girls. 411 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:49,581 Sorry, Santa. It's jammed again. 412 00:16:49,664 --> 00:16:51,039 Will you give me a second, Timmy? 413 00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:54,123 I wish this thing would stop breaking down. 414 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,248 Hey. Hey, did you guys hear that? 415 00:16:56,331 --> 00:17:00,123 -Santa just made a wish. -Uh, didn't Santa just 416 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,748 -ask you not to...? -Psh, he didn't say anything 417 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,373 about not making wishes for him. 418 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,623 I'll just put my arm up here. 419 00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:07,206 -[laughs] Oh, sorry. -Come on. 420 00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:09,331 Let's show him how we roll and fix that thing. 421 00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:10,831 Uh, if you say so, Timmy. 422 00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:12,164 [wand crackles] 423 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,414 -Ah! -Oh! 424 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,373 -Oh! -[whimpers] 425 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:20,456 -Way to go. -Guys, w-what's going on? 426 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,331 -Are you crazy? -Oh! Oh! 427 00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:25,206 Using fairy magic in an elf-made building? 428 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:26,831 It wasn't us. 429 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:29,748 Whoa. Oh! 430 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,248 Whoa! 431 00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,039 [crashing] 432 00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:37,331 Oh! 433 00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,623 [sighs] 434 00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,289 -[gasps] -[bell dings] 435 00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:49,873 Is he... 436 00:17:53,414 --> 00:17:54,914 Santa? 437 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,289 Are you okay? 438 00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:57,498 Speak to me! 439 00:17:57,581 --> 00:17:59,206 I'm fine, Mommy. 440 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:01,248 [laughs] 441 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,581 "Ha, ha, ha"? 442 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,164 Not "ho, ho, ho"? 443 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,123 Santa Claus, are you hurt? 444 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,664 Santa Claus? 445 00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:09,789 Who's Santa Claus? 446 00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:13,248 I'm the Easter Bunny. 447 00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:16,914 [laughing] 448 00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:22,998 Clearly the fall scrambled Santa's head. 449 00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,956 He's forgotten who he is. 450 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,081 Who knows how long he's gonna be like this? 451 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,831 Oh, it gets worse, guys. 452 00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,539 I think those are rabbit droppings. 453 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:34,831 [alarm blaring] 454 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:35,998 -[gulps] -[alarm ringing] 455 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,331 Emergency shutdown. 456 00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:39,039 Emergency shutdown? 457 00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:41,498 Emergency shutdown. 458 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:42,664 Oh, no. 459 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,581 This is not good. 460 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,623 -Oh. -Emergency shutdown. 461 00:18:46,706 --> 00:18:48,248 Emergency shutdown. 462 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:52,373 Emergency shutdown. Emergency shutdown. 463 00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:53,748 Emergency shutdown. 464 00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:55,748 -Emergency shutdown. -Oh, no. 465 00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:57,373 W-w-what's happening? 466 00:18:57,456 --> 00:18:59,748 It's the workshop fail-safe system kicking in. 467 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,498 Without a functioning Santa Claus, 468 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:02,956 the workshop won't work. 469 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,081 This is all your fault, Timmy Turner. 470 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,331 My fault? 471 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:10,206 Yes, your fault. 472 00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:13,623 It is I, Jorgen Von Strangle, 473 00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:15,289 and I'm here to, uh, 474 00:19:15,373 --> 00:19:17,581 not only model the latest in fairy winter wear... 475 00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:19,206 Hmm. 476 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,123 But to once again straighten out the mess 477 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,248 Timmy Turner has made! 478 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,623 By the way, Merry Christmas. 479 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,081 -Jorgen? -Ooh, presents. 480 00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:29,164 Ooh. 481 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,748 FAIRIES: Da Rules? 482 00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,248 Timmy Turner, 483 00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,456 I came here to inform you 484 00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,248 that you are once again 485 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:38,748 in deep trouble. 486 00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,706 According toDa Rules, 487 00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:42,748 paragraph 1,225, article "K," 488 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,498 subsection "Kringle," 489 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:47,789 "If a godchild should injure a holiday icon 490 00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:49,498 and prevent said icon 491 00:19:49,581 --> 00:19:51,081 from performing their holiday duties..." 492 00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,414 -[giggles] -He said "doodies." 493 00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:54,748 [giggles] 494 00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:56,623 "Then... 495 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,498 the godchild in question 496 00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:01,289 must assume the responsibilities of that icon 497 00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:04,498 until such time as the icon is able to perform again." 498 00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:05,914 Okay, Jorgen. 499 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,456 In English, please? 500 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,498 Fine. 501 00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:11,789 Until Santa gets better... 502 00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:13,289 Carrots! 503 00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:15,331 [laughs] 504 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,581 [groans] 505 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:17,664 [all groan] 506 00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:18,914 Timmy Turner, 507 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:22,956 you are the new Santa Claus. 508 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,539 [both gasp] 509 00:20:26,081 --> 00:20:28,123 -[gasps] -[whimpers] 510 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,789 Me? Santa Claus? 511 00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,456 Come on. 512 00:20:33,539 --> 00:20:34,956 This is ridiculous. 513 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,623 This boy taking the place of the great Claus? 514 00:20:37,706 --> 00:20:38,873 I scoff at that. 515 00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:40,706 Watch me scoff. [scoffs] 516 00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:42,498 You call that a scoff? 517 00:20:42,581 --> 00:20:43,831 This is a scoff. 518 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:45,123 [groans] 519 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,081 That's more an expression of doubt. 520 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,831 -Well, I took a shot. -Guys, guys, guys. 521 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,539 What are you fighting about? 522 00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:53,456 The fairies and elves have been feuding for centuries. 523 00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:57,706 That's because fairies always ruin everything. 524 00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,331 Everyone, focus. 525 00:20:59,414 --> 00:21:02,206 Timmy being Santa Claus just might work. 526 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:03,498 Really? 527 00:21:03,581 --> 00:21:05,914 Bring me Santa's hat. 528 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,498 If what that muscle head says is true 529 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,206 and you've taken on the Santa position, 530 00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:15,414 then the workshop should respond to you. 531 00:21:15,498 --> 00:21:17,498 There's only one way to test it. 532 00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:19,289 Put it on. 533 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:23,706 [crashing] 534 00:21:23,789 --> 00:21:26,581 [twinkling music] 535 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:32,664 ♪♪♪ 536 00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:34,873 Whoa. 537 00:21:37,456 --> 00:21:38,748 [all cheering] 538 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,414 System reboot. 539 00:21:40,498 --> 00:21:42,414 [laughs] 540 00:21:42,498 --> 00:21:43,789 It's working. 541 00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,664 I can't believe it. 542 00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:47,164 Take your places, everyone. 543 00:21:47,248 --> 00:21:49,873 Christmas is a go! 544 00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:51,706 Ooh, I want to help. 545 00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:54,581 [cheerful music] 546 00:21:54,664 --> 00:22:02,248 ♪♪♪ 547 00:22:06,956 --> 00:22:09,039 [giggles] 548 00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:10,789 Enjoy. 549 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:11,914 Hey. 550 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,914 I could get used to this. 551 00:22:13,998 --> 00:22:16,664 Well, at least until Santa gets better. 552 00:22:17,789 --> 00:22:20,248 Oh, yeah, with Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof by my side, 553 00:22:20,331 --> 00:22:22,748 I can totally pull off this Santa thing. 554 00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:24,081 Youch! 555 00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:25,748 That ear sharpener really smarts. 556 00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:28,498 [grunts] Huh. 557 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,164 Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly? 558 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:36,081 Nobody can sit and watch other people work 559 00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:37,498 quite like our Timmy. 560 00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:40,123 I'm so proud. 561 00:22:40,206 --> 00:22:41,914 [explosion] 562 00:22:41,998 --> 00:22:44,206 [alarm blaring] 563 00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:47,623 Emergency shutdown. Emergency shutdown. 564 00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,123 Emergency shutdown. 565 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:52,873 [alarm blaring] 566 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:55,498 [electricity crackling] 567 00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:00,664 [glass shatters] 568 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:02,373 [grunts] 569 00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:04,956 Doesn't anyone pay the electricity bill 570 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:06,623 around here? 571 00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:09,789 [reindeer bells clanking] 572 00:23:09,873 --> 00:23:11,498 Ooh, what's that? 573 00:23:11,581 --> 00:23:13,998 "Close the gate so the reindeer won't escape," hmm. 574 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:17,289 Hmm. 575 00:23:17,373 --> 00:23:18,289 [grunts] 576 00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:21,039 [groans] Deal with it. 577 00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:23,123 -[alarm blaring] -What's happening, Timmy? 578 00:23:23,206 --> 00:23:25,331 -We've got a problem. -What is it? 579 00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:27,623 Timmy Turner can't be Santa Claus. 580 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,331 Why not? 581 00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:32,581 Because Timmy Turner is on the Naughty List. 582 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:35,914 [gulps] 583 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,373 Well, then these need to disappear. 584 00:23:40,539 --> 00:23:41,831 M-m-m-me? 585 00:23:41,914 --> 00:23:44,373 But how did Timmy end up on the Naughty List? 586 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,081 Maybe it has something to do 587 00:23:46,164 --> 00:23:48,248 with the fact that he almost killed Santa. 588 00:23:48,331 --> 00:23:50,206 Or the fact that he messed up Christmas 589 00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,498 in the first place by granting so many wishes. 590 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:55,248 Or the fact that he has terrible body odor, 591 00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:57,373 cries in his sleep-- oh, wait. That's me. 592 00:23:57,456 --> 00:24:00,331 Hey, no big deal, I can totally fix this mess. 593 00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:02,664 All I got to do is have Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof 594 00:24:02,748 --> 00:24:04,706 zap me off the Naughty List. Simple. 595 00:24:04,789 --> 00:24:06,789 If there's one thing fairies understand, 596 00:24:06,873 --> 00:24:07,873 it's simple. 597 00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:09,706 Oh, really? 598 00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:12,206 Well, it would be simple to turn you into a pooper-scooper! 599 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:14,289 -[whimpers] -Huh? What's going on? 600 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:16,456 I'm not getting any magic reception in my wand. 601 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,331 Me neither. I got no bars. I got to get out of here. 602 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,373 I got people coming over tonight. 603 00:24:21,456 --> 00:24:23,248 With the Christmas spirit power down, 604 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,373 the North Pole's magnetic polarity 605 00:24:25,456 --> 00:24:27,789 is rendering your fairy magic useless. 606 00:24:27,873 --> 00:24:29,539 Okay. Okay. 607 00:24:29,623 --> 00:24:31,414 How do I get my name off the Naughty List? 608 00:24:31,498 --> 00:24:34,539 -There's only one way. -[gasps] 609 00:24:34,623 --> 00:24:37,456 Tell us, Dingle Dave. I mean, Timmy will do anything. 610 00:24:37,539 --> 00:24:40,039 Well, surely you don't mean... 611 00:24:40,123 --> 00:24:41,373 Yes. 612 00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:43,831 Elmer the Elder Elf. 613 00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:46,706 [all gasping] 614 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,123 He sees all. 615 00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:49,331 He knows all. 616 00:24:49,414 --> 00:24:51,206 Only he has the power 617 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:52,748 to take someone off the Naughty List. 618 00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:54,331 Well, easy. 619 00:24:54,414 --> 00:24:56,748 I'll just go to this Elmer the Elder Elf's house 620 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:59,289 and ask him to take me off the Naughty List. 621 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,998 It's not that easy, Timmy. 622 00:25:01,081 --> 00:25:02,581 People have tried, and-- 623 00:25:02,664 --> 00:25:04,289 Well, Timmy has to do something. 624 00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:05,873 There's two days left until Christmas, 625 00:25:05,956 --> 00:25:07,623 and real Santa doesn't look 626 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,914 like he's gonna be ready anytime soon. 627 00:25:09,998 --> 00:25:11,164 [giggling] 628 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,498 I'm a pretty little ballerina. 629 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,414 [giggling] 630 00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:15,748 -Whee! -Look. 631 00:25:15,831 --> 00:25:17,914 I owe this to Santa Claus. 632 00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:21,039 Okay, out there somewhere, there is another little boy 633 00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:23,748 dreaming of a Wendy Wee-Wee doll. 634 00:25:25,164 --> 00:25:26,748 I mean, a football. 635 00:25:26,831 --> 00:25:28,748 And I'm not gonna let that kid down. 636 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:31,789 If I have to travel to this Elmer the Elder Elf's realm, 637 00:25:31,873 --> 00:25:32,956 I'll do it-- 638 00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:34,081 alone. 639 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,039 Without magic, Timmy? 640 00:25:36,123 --> 00:25:37,914 Oh, Timmy can do anything. 641 00:25:37,998 --> 00:25:39,289 -Right, Timmy? -Yeah. 642 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,956 How hard can it be? 643 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,456 The path to Elmer's realm 644 00:25:42,539 --> 00:25:45,539 is fraught with death and danger 645 00:25:45,623 --> 00:25:47,623 and more dangerous danger! 646 00:25:47,706 --> 00:25:50,039 And-- and by "danger," you mean... 647 00:25:50,123 --> 00:25:51,914 You may not make it back alive, 648 00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:53,623 Timmy Turner. 649 00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:56,914 I'm going with you. 650 00:25:56,998 --> 00:25:59,456 We're a team. 651 00:25:59,539 --> 00:26:01,581 And I, unfortunately, will not be going, 652 00:26:01,664 --> 00:26:04,206 because I'm extremely allergic to danger. 653 00:26:04,289 --> 00:26:05,581 You're coming too. 654 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,414 Fine, but if my tongue swells up-- 655 00:26:07,498 --> 00:26:10,206 [slurring] Oh, no, it's already started. 656 00:26:12,123 --> 00:26:13,623 [grunts] 657 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,289 Mr. Crocker, what are you doing here? 658 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,498 Oh, well, it's a long story 659 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:19,331 that involves a freezing car ride, 660 00:26:19,414 --> 00:26:21,706 reindeer poop, and an ear sharpener. 661 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,039 Believe me, 662 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,164 that part-- not pretty. 663 00:26:25,248 --> 00:26:26,664 But that is not the point. 664 00:26:26,748 --> 00:26:29,498 You see, I am here because I am coming along 665 00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:33,873 to get my name taken off the Naughty List too. 666 00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:38,164 Well, you're welcome to come, Mr. Crocker. 667 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,289 -We'll all go together. -Whatever. 668 00:26:40,373 --> 00:26:43,206 Well... 669 00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:45,289 you're gonna need a guide. 670 00:26:45,373 --> 00:26:47,081 And someone to carry back your bodies. 671 00:26:47,164 --> 00:26:48,456 Huh? 672 00:26:48,539 --> 00:26:51,456 And you're also gonna need this. 673 00:26:55,039 --> 00:27:00,081 [swelling orchestral music] 674 00:27:00,164 --> 00:27:06,456 ♪♪♪ 675 00:27:10,664 --> 00:27:12,331 [sighs] 676 00:27:12,414 --> 00:27:14,081 [shivering] 677 00:27:14,164 --> 00:27:15,831 Cold. 678 00:27:22,414 --> 00:27:23,914 Which way now, guys? 679 00:27:23,998 --> 00:27:25,164 Never fear, Timmy. 680 00:27:25,248 --> 00:27:26,331 It's obvious. 681 00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:28,123 The realm of Elmer is-- 682 00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,831 BOTH: That way! 683 00:27:30,873 --> 00:27:32,289 ...Right. That way. 684 00:27:32,373 --> 00:27:33,873 [sighs] 685 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,748 Oh, I wish you could wish for directions, 686 00:27:35,831 --> 00:27:38,914 but my wand's as useless as Cosmo's invisibility helmet. 687 00:27:38,998 --> 00:27:42,123 Wanda, I'm right here. She can't see me. 688 00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:44,248 I thought you guys said you knew the North Pole 689 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,581 like the back of your hand. 690 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,331 Oh, typical elves-- 691 00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:48,414 no sense of direction. 692 00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:50,331 [scoffs] Oh, yeah? 693 00:27:50,414 --> 00:27:52,081 Well, typical fairies-- 694 00:27:52,164 --> 00:27:53,748 no taste in husbands. 695 00:27:53,831 --> 00:27:55,581 -[gasps] Hey! -How dare you? 696 00:27:55,664 --> 00:27:57,289 I have fantastic taste in husbands. 697 00:27:57,373 --> 00:27:58,664 Okay, that's it. 698 00:27:58,748 --> 00:28:01,414 [groans] What did I do? 699 00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:02,914 I can't kick him. He's floating. 700 00:28:02,998 --> 00:28:04,289 Ha, you're so short, 701 00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:05,914 you couldn't kick a flea's knees. 702 00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:07,039 Burn. 703 00:28:07,123 --> 00:28:08,248 Oh, yeah? 704 00:28:08,331 --> 00:28:10,414 -[grunts] -Oh! 705 00:28:10,498 --> 00:28:11,664 Ha! Missed me! 706 00:28:11,748 --> 00:28:14,456 -[grunts] -What is the deal? 707 00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:15,789 He's got snowballs. 708 00:28:15,873 --> 00:28:17,414 I can't kick him. 709 00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:18,789 What was that? 710 00:28:18,873 --> 00:28:20,248 [both gasp] 711 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:21,539 There's nothing there, Tootie. 712 00:28:21,623 --> 00:28:22,748 But just to be safe, 713 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,998 we'll hide in Timmy's pocket. 714 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:28,039 [zipper zips] 715 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,789 Hey, guys. 716 00:28:29,873 --> 00:28:32,956 Over there. 717 00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:38,248 [sinister holiday music] 718 00:28:38,331 --> 00:28:39,456 [gasps] 719 00:28:39,539 --> 00:28:46,123 ♪♪♪ 720 00:28:46,206 --> 00:28:47,748 [gasps] 721 00:28:47,831 --> 00:28:50,414 This is the only way to transport us 722 00:28:50,498 --> 00:28:52,248 over the Cracked Candy Cane Chasm 723 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,539 to the Forbidden Forest. 724 00:28:54,623 --> 00:28:56,623 The chasm floor is miles below. 725 00:28:56,706 --> 00:28:58,623 It's made up entirely 726 00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:01,206 of ancient razor-sharp broken candy canes. 727 00:29:01,289 --> 00:29:02,748 All pointed owie-side up. 728 00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:05,248 One slip, and you're peppermint shish kebab! 729 00:29:05,331 --> 00:29:07,748 You know, guys, maybe this wasn't the best idea-- 730 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:10,331 Whoo! See you on the other side! 731 00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:13,039 Whoa! [laughs] 732 00:29:13,123 --> 00:29:14,414 Whoo! 733 00:29:16,039 --> 00:29:17,456 What she said. 734 00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:18,873 Whoo! 735 00:29:21,748 --> 00:29:23,248 Whoa! 736 00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:26,373 [yelling] 737 00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:27,748 Um... 738 00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:31,623 You know... [nervous chuckling] 739 00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:32,998 It's really not so bad 740 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:34,581 being on the Naughty List after all. 741 00:29:34,664 --> 00:29:36,414 I think I'll just-- 742 00:29:36,498 --> 00:29:39,998 I regret nothing! 743 00:29:40,081 --> 00:29:41,123 [yelling] 744 00:29:41,206 --> 00:29:43,373 -Whoo! -Whoa! 745 00:29:43,456 --> 00:29:45,331 [yelling] 746 00:29:45,414 --> 00:29:47,706 Oh, no! 747 00:29:47,789 --> 00:29:48,873 [laughs] 748 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:50,414 Ooh! 749 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:51,873 Whoo! 750 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,206 [chuckling] 751 00:29:55,289 --> 00:29:56,289 [grunts] 752 00:29:56,373 --> 00:29:58,081 Ooh, fun. 753 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,289 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! [grunts] 754 00:30:00,373 --> 00:30:03,039 [yells] [grunts] 755 00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:04,539 Whoo-hoo! 756 00:30:04,623 --> 00:30:06,998 -[grunts] -[grunts] 757 00:30:08,623 --> 00:30:09,914 Ah, I haven't been that scared 758 00:30:09,998 --> 00:30:11,789 since Wanda's mother moved in with us. 759 00:30:11,873 --> 00:30:15,164 Oh, there are things I can't unsee. 760 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,914 [sighs] 761 00:30:16,998 --> 00:30:18,206 [grunts] 762 00:30:18,289 --> 00:30:19,539 If that's as bad as it gets, 763 00:30:19,623 --> 00:30:21,039 I think we're gonna be okay. 764 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:23,164 I feel pretty good about this trip. 765 00:30:23,248 --> 00:30:25,581 I'm with my friends. I'm helping save Christmas. 766 00:30:25,664 --> 00:30:27,206 What's the worst that could happen? 767 00:30:27,289 --> 00:30:28,373 -[ice cracking] -Huh? 768 00:30:28,456 --> 00:30:29,748 Oh! 769 00:30:29,831 --> 00:30:31,498 [screams] 770 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:32,789 Tootie! 771 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:33,748 Oh, well. 772 00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,248 Better them than me. 773 00:30:35,331 --> 00:30:36,581 [ice cracking] 774 00:30:36,664 --> 00:30:38,831 [both screaming] 775 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:49,998 Oh, Mr. Crocker! 776 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,414 I've always pictured your demise, Turner. 777 00:30:52,498 --> 00:30:56,039 I just never pictured me being with you when it happened! 778 00:30:56,123 --> 00:31:01,581 [all screaming] 779 00:31:03,539 --> 00:31:04,998 Is everyone okay? 780 00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:06,748 Well, uh, we fell off a cliff. 781 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,998 We're in the Forbidden Forest. We lost Timmy. 782 00:31:09,081 --> 00:31:10,789 We're wet and cold. [chuckles] 783 00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:12,831 -Other than that, we're great. -Yeah. 784 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,539 [muffled] I'll tell you what's not great. 785 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,123 -You're sitting on us! -Oh. 786 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:19,456 [all groaning] 787 00:31:19,539 --> 00:31:20,956 Whoa. 788 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:24,956 [all screaming] 789 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:26,289 Whoa! Whoa! 790 00:31:26,373 --> 00:31:27,623 Aah! 791 00:31:27,706 --> 00:31:30,123 [both screaming] 792 00:31:30,206 --> 00:31:32,123 -Ah. -[gasps] 793 00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:33,456 [shudders] 794 00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,414 Did you see that? 795 00:31:35,498 --> 00:31:37,289 [whimpers] 796 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,998 Probably an elf-eating monster. 797 00:31:39,081 --> 00:31:40,123 [all whimper] 798 00:31:40,206 --> 00:31:41,331 There it is again. 799 00:31:41,414 --> 00:31:43,831 It's a-- it's a-- 800 00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:44,998 it's... 801 00:31:45,081 --> 00:31:47,664 It's not an elf-eating monster. 802 00:31:47,748 --> 00:31:48,831 It's a penguin. 803 00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:51,039 Maybe he's seen Timmy. 804 00:31:51,123 --> 00:31:53,956 Last I checked, penguins aren't very talkative. 805 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,081 There's one way to find out. 806 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,039 -Whoa! -Hi. 807 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,831 Hello, penguin. 808 00:32:00,914 --> 00:32:02,123 Oh. 809 00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:05,289 [burbling throatily] 810 00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:06,706 What's she doing? 811 00:32:06,789 --> 00:32:07,998 Shh, can't you see 812 00:32:08,081 --> 00:32:09,664 she's trying to make contact? 813 00:32:09,748 --> 00:32:11,956 That, or she's got a bone stuck in her throat. 814 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:14,498 [squawking] 815 00:32:14,581 --> 00:32:18,539 [burbling throatily] 816 00:32:18,623 --> 00:32:20,456 Oh, yeah. I forgot, 817 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:23,248 -Tootie speaks penguin. -Amazing. 818 00:32:23,331 --> 00:32:25,331 She also surfed Niagara Falls 819 00:32:25,414 --> 00:32:27,206 and plays a mean oboe. 820 00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:28,664 Okay. 821 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:30,623 [giggles] 822 00:32:32,331 --> 00:32:35,248 [burbling throatily] 823 00:32:35,331 --> 00:32:37,081 -[smacks] -[gasps] 824 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,206 What did I do? 825 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,748 [squawking] 826 00:32:39,831 --> 00:32:41,248 Sorry, Dave. My fault. 827 00:32:41,331 --> 00:32:43,164 Penguin for "have you seen my lost friend" 828 00:32:43,248 --> 00:32:45,539 sounds a lot like "the elf thinks your mom's ugly." 829 00:32:45,623 --> 00:32:46,623 [squawks] 830 00:32:46,706 --> 00:32:48,706 -[smacks] -Why? 831 00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:49,873 [giggling] 832 00:32:49,956 --> 00:32:51,414 No, he doesn't think that. 833 00:32:51,498 --> 00:32:52,664 No, um... 834 00:32:52,748 --> 00:32:56,456 [burbling throatily] 835 00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:58,956 [squawking] 836 00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:00,206 [laughs] 837 00:33:00,289 --> 00:33:03,289 [squawking] 838 00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:05,873 Oh, okay, so he doesn't know where Timmy is, 839 00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:08,414 but he does know the way out of the forest. 840 00:33:08,498 --> 00:33:10,248 -Awesome! -Great. 841 00:33:10,331 --> 00:33:12,748 What are we waiting for? Lead the way. 842 00:33:12,831 --> 00:33:15,039 -[smacks] -What was that for? 843 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,039 [squawking] 844 00:33:17,123 --> 00:33:18,248 [laughs] 845 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,498 That's just penguin for "good luck." 846 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:20,581 Whoo-hoo! 847 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:21,956 After you. 848 00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:25,248 Oh, okay, lead the way. 849 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,081 We can only hope that Timmy and Crocker 850 00:33:29,164 --> 00:33:32,081 stumbled into some good luck too. 851 00:33:34,164 --> 00:33:35,623 Don't worry. 852 00:33:35,706 --> 00:33:37,164 Hold on, Mr. Crocker. 853 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:38,706 I've got you. 854 00:33:38,789 --> 00:33:40,539 Turner, I'm gonna quote my mother 855 00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:42,414 when she saw my first grade photo. 856 00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,373 "This doesn't look good." 857 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,873 You're gonna be okay, trust me. 858 00:33:46,956 --> 00:33:50,789 I want to tell someone before I die... 859 00:33:50,873 --> 00:33:52,873 I don't really need glasses. 860 00:33:52,956 --> 00:33:54,956 I just wear them to look smart. 861 00:33:56,539 --> 00:33:59,289 And now, good-bye. 862 00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:00,623 Mr. Crocker, no! 863 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,706 [distant yelling] 864 00:34:02,789 --> 00:34:04,539 [yelling normally] 865 00:34:04,623 --> 00:34:06,956 -Uh, Mr. Crocker. -[yelling] 866 00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:12,289 [yelling continues] 867 00:34:12,373 --> 00:34:17,206 [yelling] 868 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,539 Mr. Crocker. 869 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,206 [yelling] 870 00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:21,831 Mr. Crocker! 871 00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:24,248 Oh. 872 00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:26,164 Well, this is, um, 873 00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:28,123 awkward. 874 00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:30,914 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 875 00:34:30,998 --> 00:34:32,664 I have a confession too. 876 00:34:32,748 --> 00:34:35,039 I'm not much good without my fairies. 877 00:34:35,123 --> 00:34:36,831 [laughs] 878 00:34:36,914 --> 00:34:38,164 No kidding. 879 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,998 [both grunting] 880 00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:46,414 I hope Tootie's okay. 881 00:34:46,498 --> 00:34:47,706 We've got to find her. 882 00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:49,748 Yeah. Which one's Tootie? 883 00:34:49,831 --> 00:34:51,248 Oh, I haven't been this cold 884 00:34:51,331 --> 00:34:53,456 since Mother locked me in the meat freezer. 885 00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:54,998 She said it was an accident... 886 00:34:55,081 --> 00:34:57,039 Who knew I'd ever tire of venison? 887 00:34:57,123 --> 00:34:58,706 [gasps] 888 00:34:58,789 --> 00:35:01,498 Is that what I think it is? 889 00:35:01,581 --> 00:35:03,289 Uh-oh. 890 00:35:04,748 --> 00:35:07,956 [suspenseful music] 891 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,581 Hey. Are you guys okay? 892 00:35:10,664 --> 00:35:12,664 We heard a commotion. 893 00:35:12,748 --> 00:35:14,373 I heard such a scream. 894 00:35:14,456 --> 00:35:16,956 The icing on the back of my neck stood up. 895 00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:18,581 -Oh! -Yeah. 896 00:35:18,664 --> 00:35:20,123 Yeah, that was us. 897 00:35:20,206 --> 00:35:22,831 Say, are you guys really-- 898 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,206 Gingerbread men? 899 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,498 Sure are. 900 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:28,039 This is our home. 901 00:35:28,956 --> 00:35:31,414 We don't get a lot of your types out here. 902 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:32,539 Welcome. 903 00:35:32,623 --> 00:35:33,873 So you're not gonna hurt us? 904 00:35:33,956 --> 00:35:35,581 Why would we hurt you? 905 00:35:35,664 --> 00:35:36,914 That's silly. 906 00:35:36,998 --> 00:35:38,706 You haven't done anything to us. 907 00:35:38,789 --> 00:35:41,039 Well, that's great. I'm Timmy. 908 00:35:41,123 --> 00:35:43,206 We just fell down the mountain and lost our friends. 909 00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:45,873 Hey, Timmy! I'm Ginger Fred, 910 00:35:45,956 --> 00:35:47,664 and we'll help you find your friends. 911 00:35:47,748 --> 00:35:50,039 -You will? -Of course. 912 00:35:50,123 --> 00:35:51,873 No one understands the value of friendship 913 00:35:51,956 --> 00:35:53,206 like a gingerbread man. 914 00:35:53,289 --> 00:35:55,373 See, Timmy, me and my friends-- 915 00:35:55,456 --> 00:35:56,998 well, we're all we have. 916 00:35:57,081 --> 00:35:58,539 We've lived in these magical woods 917 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,331 in peace and tranquility for thousands of years. 918 00:36:01,414 --> 00:36:02,789 I couldn't live here 919 00:36:02,873 --> 00:36:05,581 without my very bestest ginger friends, 920 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,998 -Ginger Ed... -[chuckles] 921 00:36:08,081 --> 00:36:10,248 -Ginger Ned... -Hey. 922 00:36:10,331 --> 00:36:12,581 And, of course, Ginger Jed. 923 00:36:12,664 --> 00:36:15,998 -[chomping] -He's eating me! 924 00:36:16,914 --> 00:36:18,748 -[sobbing] -Crocker! 925 00:36:18,831 --> 00:36:19,956 What? 926 00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:21,873 -Oh! -Ginger Jed! 927 00:36:21,956 --> 00:36:23,873 -Kill them! -[screams] 928 00:36:23,956 --> 00:36:26,331 Get him! Take him. Get the pointy-eared-- 929 00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:28,039 Wait. Wait. Hold up. Get the pinkie. 930 00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:30,831 -[shouting] -Get the slow one! 931 00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:33,914 -Get him! -Turner! Wait for me! 932 00:36:33,998 --> 00:36:35,914 I wish I had some milk to go with that. 933 00:36:35,998 --> 00:36:38,164 Curses, nutmeg-y goodness. I was starving! 934 00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:40,289 -You ate their friend! -Just his head! 935 00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:42,414 -Hey, here they come! -Whoa! 936 00:36:42,498 --> 00:36:43,956 Get him! 937 00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:45,956 [whimpering] 938 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,456 -[smacks] -Ooh. 939 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,664 [squawking] 940 00:36:50,748 --> 00:36:51,998 Well, now which way? 941 00:36:52,081 --> 00:36:53,623 -Um... -[squawking] 942 00:36:53,706 --> 00:36:55,123 He says the way to Elmer's 943 00:36:55,206 --> 00:36:57,039 is over some bridge, that way. 944 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:58,789 -Thank you! -Bye. 945 00:36:58,873 --> 00:37:00,248 Thanks. 946 00:37:00,331 --> 00:37:02,248 I'd say everything is certainly looking up. 947 00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:04,289 [giggles] 948 00:37:05,539 --> 00:37:07,664 -Tootie! Tootie! -[gasps] 949 00:37:07,748 --> 00:37:09,289 ALL: Timmy! 950 00:37:09,373 --> 00:37:10,789 Oh. 951 00:37:10,873 --> 00:37:12,414 Oh, I'm so glad I found you guys. 952 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,789 Tootie, there's something I really need to tell you. 953 00:37:14,873 --> 00:37:16,164 -Really? What? -[growling] 954 00:37:16,248 --> 00:37:18,331 -Run! -[all screaming] 955 00:37:18,414 --> 00:37:21,164 -[growling] -There they are! 956 00:37:21,248 --> 00:37:24,498 Dingle, snowball maneuver Alpha Tango Bravo. 957 00:37:24,581 --> 00:37:26,414 Go! Go! Go! 958 00:37:26,498 --> 00:37:28,123 Kill them! 959 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,373 -Hey! -[grunts] 960 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:32,873 [grunting] 961 00:37:32,956 --> 00:37:34,248 Retreat! 962 00:37:34,331 --> 00:37:37,623 -Wait up, wait up! -Wait for us! 963 00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:41,414 [wolf howls] 964 00:37:41,498 --> 00:37:44,873 Are we ready to get out of the cold yet? 965 00:37:44,956 --> 00:37:47,706 I wish we could wish for a fire. 966 00:37:47,789 --> 00:37:49,664 You need fairies for that. 967 00:37:49,748 --> 00:37:51,081 Hey, wait a minute. 968 00:37:51,164 --> 00:37:52,539 I'm working on it. 969 00:37:52,623 --> 00:37:54,623 [all shivering] 970 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,831 Good luck with that, Timmy. 971 00:37:56,914 --> 00:38:00,123 In the meantime, here we go. 972 00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:02,206 Home, sweet home! 973 00:38:02,289 --> 00:38:05,289 -[laughs] -[wind whistles] 974 00:38:06,373 --> 00:38:07,373 Oops. 975 00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:09,039 Oh. 976 00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:10,914 If I don't get warm... [chuckles] 977 00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:12,873 I'm going to die. 978 00:38:12,956 --> 00:38:14,873 If only I could get this fire started. 979 00:38:14,956 --> 00:38:16,539 Even if you do start a fire, 980 00:38:16,623 --> 00:38:19,039 there's nothing to burn but the snow and rocks. 981 00:38:19,123 --> 00:38:20,414 She's right. 982 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,206 We're all gonna end up as popsicles. 983 00:38:22,289 --> 00:38:23,873 If Timmy says he can do it, 984 00:38:23,956 --> 00:38:25,164 he can do it. 985 00:38:25,248 --> 00:38:26,664 You can do it, right, Timmy? 986 00:38:26,748 --> 00:38:27,873 I got this, guys. 987 00:38:27,956 --> 00:38:29,331 Don't worry. 988 00:38:29,414 --> 00:38:31,414 That's what he said about being Santa Claus. 989 00:38:31,498 --> 00:38:35,248 Big talk from a little guy who can't even set up a tent. 990 00:38:35,331 --> 00:38:37,956 Let's at least huddle up for warmth. 991 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:39,706 [whimpering] 992 00:38:39,789 --> 00:38:41,539 Come here, Poof. 993 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,498 [whimpering] 994 00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:44,998 [shivering] 995 00:38:45,081 --> 00:38:46,331 [fire crackles] 996 00:38:46,414 --> 00:38:48,206 Guys, guys! I got a spark. 997 00:38:48,289 --> 00:38:50,581 -Oh, good! -Oh, he did it! 998 00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:52,581 You did it, Timmy! 999 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,331 Oh, I can't keep it going. These leaves are too wet. 1000 00:38:57,373 --> 00:38:59,164 Here. 1001 00:38:59,248 --> 00:39:01,789 I hate to give away my personal property, 1002 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,498 but this might work. 1003 00:39:03,581 --> 00:39:06,956 Where-- where did you get all this coal from? 1004 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:08,873 Where do you think? 1005 00:39:08,956 --> 00:39:10,581 From Santa. 1006 00:39:10,664 --> 00:39:13,039 Mr. Crocker is a Naughty List legend. 1007 00:39:13,123 --> 00:39:14,581 -[laughs] -Wow. 1008 00:39:14,664 --> 00:39:15,873 Thanks, Mr. Crocker. 1009 00:39:15,956 --> 00:39:17,289 Yeah. 1010 00:39:17,373 --> 00:39:19,081 [fire crackling] -Oh, that's better. 1011 00:39:19,164 --> 00:39:20,623 -Oh. -[giggles] 1012 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,123 Oh, this isn't so bad. 1013 00:39:22,206 --> 00:39:24,081 I haven't had this many people this close to me 1014 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:27,289 for this long without a counselor in the room. 1015 00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:30,331 Marshmallow? 1016 00:39:30,414 --> 00:39:31,956 I keep them in my underpants... 1017 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,414 for an emergency. 1018 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:35,831 That's where I keep my marshmallows. 1019 00:39:35,914 --> 00:39:37,164 Great minds, huh? 1020 00:39:37,248 --> 00:39:40,081 Oh, men and their marshmallows. 1021 00:39:40,164 --> 00:39:41,539 And their underpants. 1022 00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:43,498 This does not mean I'm your friend. 1023 00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:45,623 -I just hate to let a good... -[munches] 1024 00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:48,664 ...underpants marshmallow go to waste, that's all. 1025 00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:50,998 This fire is great, Timmy. 1026 00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:52,373 Thanks. 1027 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:54,623 Can't believe it actually worked. 1028 00:39:54,706 --> 00:39:57,081 Even without magic, I wished for a fire, 1029 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,664 and you made it happen. 1030 00:39:59,748 --> 00:40:00,873 Yeah. 1031 00:40:00,956 --> 00:40:02,498 I guess I did. 1032 00:40:09,456 --> 00:40:11,498 Never seen anything like it. 1033 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:13,664 The Christmas Spirit Monitor is dropping 1034 00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:16,914 faster than Santa down a greased chimney. 1035 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,164 [flatulence] 1036 00:40:19,248 --> 00:40:21,664 Here, Santa, Santa. 1037 00:40:21,748 --> 00:40:25,081 Uncle Jorgen has a yummy plate of milk and cookies for you. 1038 00:40:25,164 --> 00:40:26,831 -Ha-ha! [clattering] 1039 00:40:26,914 --> 00:40:28,123 Who's Santa? 1040 00:40:28,206 --> 00:40:30,289 For I am Hair-Face the Horrible. 1041 00:40:30,373 --> 00:40:32,331 Why are there no horses in this town? 1042 00:40:32,414 --> 00:40:35,039 For tomorrow, we ride! 1043 00:40:35,123 --> 00:40:37,748 Oh, boy. Uh, tomorrow we ride. 1044 00:40:37,831 --> 00:40:40,081 Fine, we ride, we ride. 1045 00:40:40,164 --> 00:40:41,748 We've got gloom, people! 1046 00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:43,706 Say what? 1047 00:40:44,998 --> 00:40:46,289 Christmas gloom. 1048 00:40:46,373 --> 00:40:48,289 Without a Santa Claus, 1049 00:40:48,373 --> 00:40:50,873 Christmas spirit is too weak to hold it back. 1050 00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:52,456 What does that mean? 1051 00:40:52,539 --> 00:40:56,123 It means Timmy Turner is running out of time. 1052 00:40:59,789 --> 00:41:01,039 Ooh! [laughs] 1053 00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:02,956 Oh, honey. 1054 00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:06,248 My famous Timmy's Dad's Special Christmas Pie is ready, 1055 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,914 just the way you like it. 1056 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,248 [chuckles] 1057 00:41:09,331 --> 00:41:12,539 -I do love your pie. -[both laughing] 1058 00:41:12,623 --> 00:41:14,498 [ominous music] 1059 00:41:14,581 --> 00:41:15,789 Ooh... 1060 00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:19,456 Suddenly pie makes me sad. 1061 00:41:19,539 --> 00:41:20,706 [sobs] 1062 00:41:20,789 --> 00:41:22,081 Me too. 1063 00:41:22,164 --> 00:41:24,498 [both sobbing] 1064 00:41:24,581 --> 00:41:26,539 [grunts] 1065 00:41:27,456 --> 00:41:29,373 The tree's looking awesome, mouse. 1066 00:41:29,456 --> 00:41:31,248 Check this out. 1067 00:41:31,331 --> 00:41:33,248 [ominous music] 1068 00:41:33,331 --> 00:41:37,123 Who cares? 1069 00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:39,248 Life is pain. 1070 00:41:42,498 --> 00:41:44,623 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 1071 00:41:44,706 --> 00:41:46,664 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la ♪ 1072 00:41:46,748 --> 00:41:48,248 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1073 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:49,581 What is that racket? 1074 00:41:49,664 --> 00:41:52,956 What are you all so happy about? 1075 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:54,623 [ominous music] 1076 00:41:54,706 --> 00:41:56,706 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la... ♪ 1077 00:41:56,789 --> 00:41:58,039 [thunder rumbling] 1078 00:41:58,123 --> 00:41:59,123 Wow. 1079 00:41:59,206 --> 00:42:00,373 Vicky's right. 1080 00:42:00,456 --> 00:42:02,539 Why are we so happy? 1081 00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:03,748 Let's go. 1082 00:42:04,831 --> 00:42:06,206 Hey, no, guys. 1083 00:42:06,289 --> 00:42:07,289 Wait. Where you going? 1084 00:42:07,373 --> 00:42:08,914 Don't leave. 1085 00:42:08,998 --> 00:42:10,623 I suddenly feel great! 1086 00:42:10,706 --> 00:42:12,664 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 1087 00:42:12,748 --> 00:42:15,414 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la ♪ 1088 00:42:18,373 --> 00:42:19,623 [gasps] 1089 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:20,789 There. 1090 00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,789 The Bridge of Badness. 1091 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,289 We have to cross it. 1092 00:42:24,373 --> 00:42:25,914 We'll go check it out. 1093 00:42:25,998 --> 00:42:27,539 Hey, guys, be careful. 1094 00:42:29,206 --> 00:42:30,498 There's no way this bridge will hold us. 1095 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,539 There's got to be another way. 1096 00:42:33,539 --> 00:42:36,998 This bridge is definitely not up to building code. 1097 00:42:37,998 --> 00:42:40,498 There is no other way. It's almost Christmas Eve. 1098 00:42:40,581 --> 00:42:42,373 If I don't get my name off the Naughty List 1099 00:42:42,456 --> 00:42:44,289 in the next few hours, Christmas is ruined. 1100 00:42:44,373 --> 00:42:47,456 Well, maybe they can move it a day. 1101 00:42:47,539 --> 00:42:48,831 Look. 1102 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,956 I'll just go first to make sure it's safe. 1103 00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:54,581 Use an elf as a test dummy! 1104 00:42:57,789 --> 00:42:58,873 [wood cracks] 1105 00:42:58,956 --> 00:43:00,789 [all yelp] 1106 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:04,248 -[gasps] -[gasps] 1107 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:05,331 [splash] 1108 00:43:05,414 --> 00:43:06,998 -[whimpers] -[gasps] 1109 00:43:07,081 --> 00:43:09,164 -Lava? -Eggnog. 1110 00:43:09,248 --> 00:43:10,498 I always wondered what the source 1111 00:43:10,581 --> 00:43:12,289 of that culinary abomination was. 1112 00:43:12,373 --> 00:43:14,414 I'm going in. 1113 00:43:17,914 --> 00:43:19,248 Timmy! 1114 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:20,456 Oh, careful. 1115 00:43:20,539 --> 00:43:22,414 You can do it, Timmy. 1116 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,789 Easy, easy... 1117 00:43:26,873 --> 00:43:28,581 Oh, careful. 1118 00:43:32,498 --> 00:43:35,331 -[wood cracks] -[all gasp] 1119 00:43:35,414 --> 00:43:37,831 [hums heroic tune] 1120 00:43:37,914 --> 00:43:39,206 -Timmy! -[grunts] 1121 00:43:39,289 --> 00:43:41,331 Way to go, Poof. 1122 00:43:41,414 --> 00:43:42,706 -Ta-da! -Yeah, Poof! 1123 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,164 [sighs] 1124 00:43:44,248 --> 00:43:45,789 -Whoa, thanks, Poof. -[giggles] 1125 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,706 I'm coming with you. 1126 00:43:47,789 --> 00:43:49,706 I don't think that's a very good idea. 1127 00:43:49,789 --> 00:43:51,414 I don't think we have a choice. 1128 00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,039 -Look! -Get them! 1129 00:43:53,123 --> 00:43:54,539 -Get them. -Kill them! 1130 00:43:54,623 --> 00:43:56,123 -Get them! -Oh, no! 1131 00:43:56,206 --> 00:43:57,498 Run! 1132 00:43:57,581 --> 00:43:58,956 -Hurry! -Hurry, hurry, hurry! 1133 00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:00,289 Come on, Cosmo. Let's go. 1134 00:44:00,373 --> 00:44:01,706 We'll save them. 1135 00:44:01,789 --> 00:44:03,206 Whoa! 1136 00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:04,623 [all shouting] 1137 00:44:04,706 --> 00:44:06,039 [whimpers] 1138 00:44:06,123 --> 00:44:07,664 -Come on, guys! -Ooh. 1139 00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:10,123 We'll stay back and hold them off. 1140 00:44:10,206 --> 00:44:11,581 Yeah! Wait. What? 1141 00:44:11,664 --> 00:44:13,289 Come on. 1142 00:44:13,373 --> 00:44:14,539 -[grunts] -We're almost there. 1143 00:44:14,623 --> 00:44:16,414 -[grunts] -Get them! 1144 00:44:16,498 --> 00:44:18,123 Right there. 1145 00:44:18,206 --> 00:44:19,914 You'll never get away! 1146 00:44:19,998 --> 00:44:21,498 [groaning] 1147 00:44:21,581 --> 00:44:24,581 Come on! Don't look down, Wanda. 1148 00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:27,581 Uh, I think we forgot something in Timmy's pocket. 1149 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:29,706 -[grunts] -You're not leaving. 1150 00:44:29,789 --> 00:44:32,581 You can't get away from me! These are our woods! 1151 00:44:32,664 --> 00:44:34,873 -Guys, hurry! -[gasps] 1152 00:44:34,956 --> 00:44:36,206 Oh! 1153 00:44:36,289 --> 00:44:37,831 [whimpers] 1154 00:44:37,914 --> 00:44:39,623 Whoa. 1155 00:44:40,539 --> 00:44:43,456 Wait a second. You guys wait! Hold it right there! 1156 00:44:43,539 --> 00:44:45,831 I'm gonna stop you. I'll show you guys. 1157 00:44:47,998 --> 00:44:49,581 [screams] 1158 00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:53,331 Hold on, Turner! 1159 00:44:53,414 --> 00:44:55,081 Don't you let go of... 1160 00:44:55,164 --> 00:44:56,664 Oh, huh. 1161 00:44:56,748 --> 00:45:00,081 -[humming] -Mr. Crocker, hurry! 1162 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:01,789 I just need to tie my shoe. 1163 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:04,581 I take personal safety very seriously. 1164 00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:08,539 -What? -[wood creaking] 1165 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,081 -[yells] -[grunts] 1166 00:45:12,164 --> 00:45:14,456 [whines] 1167 00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:17,539 -[wood cracks] -Oh! 1168 00:45:17,623 --> 00:45:20,956 [gingerbread men cackling] 1169 00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:22,414 [grunts] 1170 00:45:22,498 --> 00:45:23,873 Turner, 1171 00:45:23,956 --> 00:45:26,123 you already know about the glasses, 1172 00:45:26,206 --> 00:45:28,748 but there's one more secret. 1173 00:45:30,581 --> 00:45:32,664 I dye my hair. 1174 00:45:32,748 --> 00:45:34,623 [sobbing] I'm a redhead. 1175 00:45:34,706 --> 00:45:35,664 Hang on. 1176 00:45:35,748 --> 00:45:36,998 You're not going anywhere. 1177 00:45:37,081 --> 00:45:39,914 -Hold on! -I got you. 1178 00:45:41,914 --> 00:45:43,789 Whoa! 1179 00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:45,664 Timmy! No! 1180 00:45:45,748 --> 00:45:48,373 FAIRIES: Timmy! 1181 00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:50,248 He's gone! 1182 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,706 This is terrible. 1183 00:45:51,789 --> 00:45:54,039 He was the best friend I ever had. 1184 00:45:54,123 --> 00:45:56,831 At least he tried. 1185 00:45:56,914 --> 00:45:59,831 He gave his all to save Christmas. 1186 00:45:59,914 --> 00:46:02,456 I always wanted to see Turner fall off a cliff, 1187 00:46:02,539 --> 00:46:06,081 and now I find it strangely unsatisfying. 1188 00:46:10,831 --> 00:46:11,914 [grunts] 1189 00:46:11,998 --> 00:46:13,873 [gasps] 1190 00:46:13,956 --> 00:46:15,164 [grunting] 1191 00:46:15,248 --> 00:46:16,331 [all gasp] 1192 00:46:16,414 --> 00:46:17,956 -Timmy! -Timmy! 1193 00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:19,748 You made it. 1194 00:46:19,831 --> 00:46:21,873 [grunts] 1195 00:46:21,956 --> 00:46:23,289 Whoo-hoo! 1196 00:46:23,373 --> 00:46:24,873 But how? 1197 00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:26,914 Santa's right. There's not a bad spot 1198 00:46:26,998 --> 00:46:28,706 that a candy cane or two can't fix. 1199 00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:31,623 Ah, I'm so happy to see you, Timmy. 1200 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,331 By the way, you owe me $3. 1201 00:46:33,414 --> 00:46:35,123 ALL: Cosmo! 1202 00:46:36,789 --> 00:46:39,748 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 1203 00:46:44,123 --> 00:46:45,289 Well, 1204 00:46:45,373 --> 00:46:46,998 looks like we made it. 1205 00:46:47,081 --> 00:46:48,373 [gasps] 1206 00:46:48,456 --> 00:46:50,664 Ah. 1207 00:46:53,206 --> 00:46:55,039 [gasps] 1208 00:46:55,123 --> 00:46:56,623 The home 1209 00:46:56,706 --> 00:46:59,456 of Elmer the Elder Elf, 1210 00:46:59,539 --> 00:47:02,373 keeper of the Naughty List. 1211 00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:03,956 Whoa. 1212 00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:06,081 [sinister music] 1213 00:47:06,164 --> 00:47:07,289 Oh! 1214 00:47:07,373 --> 00:47:08,581 [babbles] 1215 00:47:08,664 --> 00:47:10,789 [whimpers] 1216 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,831 We're almost there. 1217 00:47:20,956 --> 00:47:23,914 He seems like a very friendly guy. 1218 00:47:23,998 --> 00:47:25,789 Totally. 1219 00:47:26,873 --> 00:47:28,164 [grunts] 1220 00:47:30,539 --> 00:47:32,539 Huh? 1221 00:47:32,623 --> 00:47:34,873 Well, here it goes. 1222 00:47:34,956 --> 00:47:37,664 [echoing knocks] 1223 00:47:38,998 --> 00:47:40,914 ...Well, that's it. No one's home. We-- 1224 00:47:40,998 --> 00:47:42,748 [all scream] 1225 00:47:50,123 --> 00:47:51,581 [coughing] 1226 00:47:51,664 --> 00:47:54,039 Uh, did we just land in Paris? 1227 00:47:54,123 --> 00:47:56,331 [babbles] 1228 00:47:56,414 --> 00:47:58,123 Wonder what that's all about. 1229 00:47:58,206 --> 00:47:59,248 [grunts] 1230 00:47:59,331 --> 00:48:00,414 Toothpicks. 1231 00:48:00,498 --> 00:48:03,498 Huh. Mm-hmm. 1232 00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:12,206 You think he knows we're here? 1233 00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:14,414 Come forward, Timmy Turner. 1234 00:48:14,498 --> 00:48:16,123 How does he know my name? 1235 00:48:16,206 --> 00:48:18,331 He sees all. 1236 00:48:18,414 --> 00:48:20,623 He knows all. 1237 00:48:20,706 --> 00:48:23,789 Does he know why Wanda's cupcakes are so dry? 1238 00:48:23,873 --> 00:48:26,331 She forget to add the eggs. 1239 00:48:26,414 --> 00:48:28,789 He's right! 1240 00:48:32,456 --> 00:48:34,373 Come no further! 1241 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,998 [all gasp] 1242 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:40,331 Uh... Mr. Elmer? 1243 00:48:40,414 --> 00:48:42,414 We were wondering if we could get a minute of-- 1244 00:48:42,498 --> 00:48:44,123 That's far enough. 1245 00:48:44,206 --> 00:48:47,664 How dare you enter the realm of Elmer the Elder Elf? 1246 00:48:47,748 --> 00:48:50,123 I see all, I know all, and for centuries, 1247 00:48:50,206 --> 00:48:52,206 I have decided who's naughty and who's nice. 1248 00:48:52,289 --> 00:48:55,498 Sometimes I even decide who's just downright annoying. 1249 00:48:55,581 --> 00:48:57,831 Speaking of which, 1250 00:48:57,914 --> 00:49:01,039 how are you, Denzel Crocker? 1251 00:49:01,123 --> 00:49:04,164 Uh, fine? 1252 00:49:04,248 --> 00:49:06,039 Blaming your farts on your friends. 1253 00:49:06,123 --> 00:49:07,456 Mm, mm, mm. 1254 00:49:07,539 --> 00:49:09,039 [sniffs] [groans] 1255 00:49:09,123 --> 00:49:10,914 Naughty List! 1256 00:49:12,331 --> 00:49:13,706 You know, 1257 00:49:13,789 --> 00:49:16,581 it's not Santa who does all that seeing. 1258 00:49:16,664 --> 00:49:18,373 I know who's sleeping and who's awake. 1259 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,664 That's right, it's me. 1260 00:49:20,748 --> 00:49:22,331 Now, why are you here? 1261 00:49:22,414 --> 00:49:24,748 Uh, I'm sorry, Elmer, 1262 00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,206 but we had to come. 1263 00:49:26,289 --> 00:49:27,789 It seems there's been a mistake. 1264 00:49:27,873 --> 00:49:29,539 I know it sounds crazy, 1265 00:49:29,623 --> 00:49:31,539 but I'm on the Naughty List. 1266 00:49:31,623 --> 00:49:32,873 So am I. 1267 00:49:32,956 --> 00:49:35,789 I don't-- It's a typo, or-- 1268 00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,414 And I have to get my name off 1269 00:49:37,498 --> 00:49:39,498 so I can fill in for Santa and save Christmas. 1270 00:49:39,581 --> 00:49:41,331 Like I don't know this? 1271 00:49:41,414 --> 00:49:43,956 Oh. Of course. Sorry. 1272 00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:45,998 Well, is there any way I can get my name off? 1273 00:49:46,081 --> 00:49:48,123 -I'll do anything. -I'll do mostly anything. 1274 00:49:48,206 --> 00:49:50,581 There's one way to remove your name 1275 00:49:50,664 --> 00:49:53,123 from the Naughty List. 1276 00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:55,581 You must slay the deadly winter dragon. 1277 00:49:55,664 --> 00:49:57,123 [whimpers] 1278 00:49:57,206 --> 00:49:58,706 [gasps] 1279 00:49:58,789 --> 00:50:00,623 Ha! I was just kidding. 1280 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,748 There is no winter dragon. 1281 00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,289 I was just messing with you. 1282 00:50:03,373 --> 00:50:04,748 Boy, did you look surprised. 1283 00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:06,748 -[laughter] -Oh, yeah. 1284 00:50:06,831 --> 00:50:08,539 Elmer, sir, 1285 00:50:08,623 --> 00:50:11,039 uh, is there any way that you'll be able to help us out? 1286 00:50:11,123 --> 00:50:13,039 -We don't have much time. -Time? 1287 00:50:13,123 --> 00:50:14,831 Time is all I have down here. 1288 00:50:14,914 --> 00:50:16,873 Why, I've been building one sculpture 1289 00:50:16,956 --> 00:50:20,164 of the Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks for 78 years. 1290 00:50:20,248 --> 00:50:22,081 I finally finished it this morning. 1291 00:50:22,164 --> 00:50:24,914 -Want to see it? Come on. -Uh, no, you know, we're good. 1292 00:50:24,998 --> 00:50:26,664 -We're kind of on a schedule. -We got to-- 1293 00:50:26,748 --> 00:50:28,039 I'd love to see it. 1294 00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:30,081 -Wood, ick. -Ooh. Meh. 1295 00:50:30,164 --> 00:50:31,998 Mr. Elmer, why am I on the Naughty List? 1296 00:50:32,081 --> 00:50:33,956 I've been granting wishes and making people happy. 1297 00:50:34,039 --> 00:50:36,914 You haven't done anything, Timmy. 1298 00:50:36,998 --> 00:50:39,039 Your fairies been doing all the work. 1299 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,831 And even though you haven't been making wishes 1300 00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:42,331 for yourself anymore, 1301 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,081 you still go about making wishes with recklessness 1302 00:50:45,164 --> 00:50:47,831 and without thinking of the consequences. 1303 00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:54,914 [screams] 1304 00:50:54,998 --> 00:50:57,456 [speaking Spanish] 1305 00:50:57,539 --> 00:50:58,706 [engine rumbles] 1306 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,289 [screams] 1307 00:51:00,373 --> 00:51:03,206 -[crashing] -Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 1308 00:51:03,289 --> 00:51:04,873 Whoops. 1309 00:51:08,206 --> 00:51:10,789 [laughter] 1310 00:51:10,873 --> 00:51:12,748 [speaking Japanese] 1311 00:51:12,831 --> 00:51:14,456 [dinosaur roaring] 1312 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,164 Oh, no, look out! 1313 00:51:20,081 --> 00:51:21,456 Yeesh. 1314 00:51:21,539 --> 00:51:23,998 Oh, and to top it off, you-- 1315 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,998 oh, let me see. Oh, here it is. 1316 00:51:26,081 --> 00:51:28,498 Trying to show off, you knocked out Santa 1317 00:51:28,581 --> 00:51:30,831 and endangered Christmas for billions of people. 1318 00:51:30,914 --> 00:51:33,539 Guys, w-what's going on? 1319 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,289 -Oh! -Oh, Santa! 1320 00:51:35,373 --> 00:51:36,498 It was an accident. 1321 00:51:36,581 --> 00:51:38,664 Was it, Timmy? 1322 00:51:38,748 --> 00:51:40,206 Uh-oh. 1323 00:51:40,289 --> 00:51:42,331 Well... 1324 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:45,956 No, it was more me being stupid than an accident. 1325 00:51:46,039 --> 00:51:47,748 I was trying to show off. 1326 00:51:47,831 --> 00:51:49,664 I-- 1327 00:51:49,748 --> 00:51:50,873 I guess I wasn't thinking. 1328 00:51:50,956 --> 00:51:52,331 Exactly my point. 1329 00:51:52,414 --> 00:51:54,414 Here's a little pearl of wisdom for you. 1330 00:51:54,498 --> 00:51:55,748 With magical powers come-- 1331 00:51:55,831 --> 00:51:58,081 I know, great responsibility. 1332 00:51:58,164 --> 00:51:59,831 I was going to say, "a lot of problems," 1333 00:51:59,914 --> 00:52:01,373 but that works too. 1334 00:52:01,456 --> 00:52:03,206 Enough of this fortune cookie nonsense. 1335 00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:04,331 What about me? 1336 00:52:04,414 --> 00:52:05,956 How do I get off the Naughty List? 1337 00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:07,248 You have to be nice. 1338 00:52:07,331 --> 00:52:09,664 I'm out. Let's go. 1339 00:52:09,748 --> 00:52:11,873 That's right. Begone with you all. 1340 00:52:11,956 --> 00:52:13,623 You're wasting Elmer's valuable time. 1341 00:52:13,706 --> 00:52:15,248 You're on the Naughty List, 1342 00:52:15,331 --> 00:52:17,664 and you shall always be on the Naughty List. 1343 00:52:17,748 --> 00:52:20,039 This I know because I am Elmer, 1344 00:52:20,123 --> 00:52:21,956 and Elmer sees all. 1345 00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:27,123 Sees all... sees all... sees all... 1346 00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:30,831 Sees all... sees all... 1347 00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,873 [gulps] 1348 00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:36,706 Uh, we can still see you back there. 1349 00:52:36,789 --> 00:52:39,206 Oh. 1350 00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:42,331 Looks like we're too late. 1351 00:52:43,748 --> 00:52:44,873 Sorry, guys. 1352 00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:46,414 Oh, it's not so bad, Turner. 1353 00:52:46,498 --> 00:52:48,123 I've been on the Naughty List all my life, 1354 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,789 and look how I turned out. 1355 00:52:49,873 --> 00:52:51,956 [grunts] 1356 00:52:54,373 --> 00:52:56,873 [sighs] 1357 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:58,414 You did your best, Timmy. 1358 00:52:58,498 --> 00:52:59,706 That's all you can do. 1359 00:52:59,789 --> 00:53:01,289 I'm proud of you. 1360 00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:04,831 [smooches] 1361 00:53:06,664 --> 00:53:09,248 I'm proud of you too, Timmy. 1362 00:53:09,331 --> 00:53:10,581 Mwah! 1363 00:53:10,664 --> 00:53:11,956 Not to ruin the moment, 1364 00:53:12,039 --> 00:53:13,248 but you need to shave. 1365 00:53:13,331 --> 00:53:15,581 [giggles] 1366 00:53:15,664 --> 00:53:17,914 [sighs] Dingle, Carol... 1367 00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:19,873 it looks like I failed. 1368 00:53:19,956 --> 00:53:23,373 And Christmas is ruined, and it's all my fault. 1369 00:53:23,456 --> 00:53:25,206 Sorry, everyone. 1370 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:26,748 Silence! 1371 00:53:26,831 --> 00:53:28,831 I don't care what that hermit said. 1372 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,998 Timmy Turner may be the boy version of gout, 1373 00:53:31,081 --> 00:53:32,664 but he saved my life, 1374 00:53:32,748 --> 00:53:34,164 the lives of those fairies, 1375 00:53:34,248 --> 00:53:36,789 and the lives of those stupid little elves. 1376 00:53:36,873 --> 00:53:38,456 [grunts] 1377 00:53:38,539 --> 00:53:40,914 Just-- ugh. 1378 00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:44,164 That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. 1379 00:53:44,248 --> 00:53:45,956 You risked your life, 1380 00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:48,289 all in the name of saving Christmas. 1381 00:53:48,373 --> 00:53:49,956 You'd never see the likes of me 1382 00:53:50,039 --> 00:53:51,956 wasting my time like that. 1383 00:53:52,039 --> 00:53:54,789 But you... 1384 00:53:54,873 --> 00:53:56,331 you tried. 1385 00:54:00,748 --> 00:54:02,498 Whoo-hoo! 1386 00:54:02,581 --> 00:54:05,414 You're okay, Turner. 1387 00:54:05,498 --> 00:54:06,581 Thanks, Mr. Crocker. 1388 00:54:06,664 --> 00:54:08,206 Please, call me Mr. Crocker. 1389 00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:10,498 -Let's go. -Wait. 1390 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,498 -[gasps] -[gasps] 1391 00:54:12,581 --> 00:54:13,998 I know it sounds insane, 1392 00:54:14,081 --> 00:54:16,164 but Crocker makes a compelling case. 1393 00:54:16,248 --> 00:54:19,289 More importantly, the fact that Timmy Turner's kindness 1394 00:54:19,373 --> 00:54:22,373 was able to touch Crocker's shriveled heart speaks volumes. 1395 00:54:22,456 --> 00:54:24,664 A simple "Crocker makes a good point" 1396 00:54:24,748 --> 00:54:26,206 would've been fine. 1397 00:54:27,414 --> 00:54:29,414 Timmy, 1398 00:54:29,498 --> 00:54:33,206 a boy who can change hearts with his good deeds 1399 00:54:33,289 --> 00:54:36,664 is a man that can make the world a better place. 1400 00:54:36,748 --> 00:54:38,623 We need more people like you. 1401 00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:40,081 Whoo-hoo! 1402 00:54:40,164 --> 00:54:41,914 Give me that. 1403 00:54:44,664 --> 00:54:47,456 It is with great pleasure I hereby decree 1404 00:54:47,539 --> 00:54:49,831 Timmy Turner is off the Naughty List! 1405 00:54:49,914 --> 00:54:51,789 [all cheering] 1406 00:54:51,873 --> 00:54:52,956 Up top. 1407 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:54,164 Top shelf, anyone? No. 1408 00:54:54,248 --> 00:54:55,873 Congratulations, Timmy. 1409 00:54:55,956 --> 00:54:57,914 I'm so proud of you, Timmy. 1410 00:54:57,998 --> 00:54:59,914 BOTH: Yay! 1411 00:54:59,998 --> 00:55:01,539 Thanks, Mr. Elmer. 1412 00:55:01,623 --> 00:55:05,289 Great, but how are we gonna get back in time? 1413 00:55:05,373 --> 00:55:06,706 Oh, yeah. 1414 00:55:06,789 --> 00:55:08,206 It took us forever to get here. 1415 00:55:08,289 --> 00:55:09,748 You can borrow my ride. 1416 00:55:09,831 --> 00:55:11,373 Let's go. 1417 00:55:15,831 --> 00:55:17,539 Hop on. 1418 00:55:17,623 --> 00:55:18,914 Whoo! Whoo! 1419 00:55:18,998 --> 00:55:20,456 [giggles] 1420 00:55:21,956 --> 00:55:24,748 There's complimentary Elmer the Elder Elf barf bags. 1421 00:55:24,831 --> 00:55:26,831 Barf bags? 1422 00:55:26,914 --> 00:55:27,914 Why would we need-- 1423 00:55:27,998 --> 00:55:30,914 [all scream] 1424 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,414 Nice people. 1425 00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:40,956 Who broke my Eiffel Tower? 1426 00:55:41,039 --> 00:55:43,164 Whoa! 1427 00:55:52,164 --> 00:55:53,373 It's a puppy dog. 1428 00:55:53,456 --> 00:55:55,373 And for you, little girl... 1429 00:55:57,081 --> 00:55:59,039 It's a choo-choo train. 1430 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,539 Oy vey. 1431 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:01,873 [horn honks] 1432 00:56:01,956 --> 00:56:04,998 Whoa! 1433 00:56:05,081 --> 00:56:06,664 [all grunt] 1434 00:56:06,748 --> 00:56:08,956 Let's rock this Christmas. 1435 00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:12,123 Let's go! 1436 00:56:13,539 --> 00:56:15,039 [grunts] 1437 00:56:17,706 --> 00:56:19,123 Guess what, guys. 1438 00:56:19,206 --> 00:56:20,998 I'm off the Naughty List! 1439 00:56:21,081 --> 00:56:23,456 [all cheering] 1440 00:56:23,539 --> 00:56:25,998 Come on. We've got a job to do. 1441 00:56:26,081 --> 00:56:28,706 [upbeat jazzy music] 1442 00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:36,331 ♪♪♪ 1443 00:56:42,289 --> 00:56:45,123 [electricity crackling] 1444 00:56:47,581 --> 00:56:50,206 [all cheering] 1445 00:56:52,998 --> 00:56:54,914 Let's slap some eyes on those teddy bears, people. 1446 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:56,831 We got to get that Gift-O-Wrapper up and running. 1447 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,081 You, deck those halls. You, stuff those stockings. 1448 00:56:59,164 --> 00:57:01,248 Hey, somebody get those robots 1449 00:57:01,331 --> 00:57:04,164 before they walk into the fireplace. 1450 00:57:04,248 --> 00:57:06,081 Out of the way, citizens! 1451 00:57:06,164 --> 00:57:07,789 I'm here to save the day! 1452 00:57:07,873 --> 00:57:09,956 [crashing] 1453 00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:11,706 Oh, look at our Timmy. 1454 00:57:11,789 --> 00:57:13,248 HeisSanta Claus. 1455 00:57:13,331 --> 00:57:16,373 Ooh, Santa, can I have a Wendy Wee-Wee doll? 1456 00:57:16,456 --> 00:57:18,331 We only have a hour left before midnight, 1457 00:57:18,414 --> 00:57:20,748 and since the power's been off, we're way behind. 1458 00:57:20,831 --> 00:57:23,539 And the gloom is so thick, it's gonna be impossible 1459 00:57:23,623 --> 00:57:25,789 to get Santa's sleigh out of the North Pole. 1460 00:57:25,873 --> 00:57:28,039 [calm ukulele music] 1461 00:57:28,123 --> 00:57:29,581 ♪♪♪ 1462 00:57:29,664 --> 00:57:31,331 Aloha. 1463 00:57:33,873 --> 00:57:35,998 I get it. We've got our work cut out for us, 1464 00:57:36,081 --> 00:57:38,164 but I've learned that without wands, 1465 00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:39,914 we can still make magic happen. 1466 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,456 We can? Take that, wand. 1467 00:57:42,539 --> 00:57:44,498 Cosmo, it was a metaphor! 1468 00:57:44,581 --> 00:57:45,748 Whoops! 1469 00:57:45,831 --> 00:57:47,873 I'm sorry, wand. 1470 00:57:47,956 --> 00:57:49,456 Timmy, you're right. 1471 00:57:49,539 --> 00:57:52,123 If we all work together, we can do this. 1472 00:57:52,206 --> 00:57:53,373 Who's with us? 1473 00:57:53,456 --> 00:57:55,789 ELVES: We are! 1474 00:57:55,873 --> 00:57:57,164 Can I help? 1475 00:57:57,248 --> 00:57:58,873 Anything to get away from Santa. 1476 00:57:58,956 --> 00:58:00,123 He thinks he's in the rodeo. 1477 00:58:00,206 --> 00:58:03,164 -Yee-haw! -Too late. 1478 00:58:03,248 --> 00:58:04,789 [crashing] 1479 00:58:04,873 --> 00:58:07,248 If we can get the Christmas Spirit Generator running, 1480 00:58:07,331 --> 00:58:09,248 we may be able to punch a hole through the gloom 1481 00:58:09,331 --> 00:58:10,873 big enough to fly out. 1482 00:58:10,956 --> 00:58:12,998 Then that's what we'll do. All right, everyone. 1483 00:58:13,081 --> 00:58:14,831 Let's show them what Santa's workshop can do. 1484 00:58:14,914 --> 00:58:17,039 All right! 1485 00:58:17,123 --> 00:58:18,414 Propellers on the airplanes. 1486 00:58:18,498 --> 00:58:20,414 [laughs] 1487 00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,039 Yay! 1488 00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:23,998 -Eyes on the dolls. -[babbles] 1489 00:58:24,081 --> 00:58:27,081 ♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪ 1490 00:58:27,164 --> 00:58:28,748 Go! Go! Go! 1491 00:58:28,831 --> 00:58:31,748 ♪ Better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ 1492 00:58:31,831 --> 00:58:32,873 Fill up the bag! 1493 00:58:32,956 --> 00:58:34,748 [jack-in-the-box music] 1494 00:58:34,831 --> 00:58:35,914 Check your stockings! 1495 00:58:35,998 --> 00:58:38,456 ♪♪♪ 1496 00:58:38,539 --> 00:58:39,581 [sighs] 1497 00:58:39,664 --> 00:58:42,748 [groans] 1498 00:58:42,831 --> 00:58:43,914 Check your underwear. 1499 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:45,748 ♪♪♪ 1500 00:58:45,831 --> 00:58:49,831 ♪ He's making a list, he's checking it twice ♪ 1501 00:58:49,914 --> 00:58:52,206 Made that in high school. 1502 00:58:52,289 --> 00:58:53,914 This is fun. 1503 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:58,289 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1504 00:58:58,373 --> 00:59:01,081 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1505 00:59:01,164 --> 00:59:02,831 Basketball, clearly. 1506 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:07,706 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1507 00:59:07,789 --> 00:59:12,081 ♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪ 1508 00:59:12,164 --> 00:59:15,623 ♪ He knows when you're awake ♪ 1509 00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:19,248 ♪ He knows when you've been bad or good ♪ 1510 00:59:19,331 --> 00:59:21,914 [all cheering] 1511 00:59:21,998 --> 00:59:26,623 ♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪ 1512 00:59:26,706 --> 00:59:30,914 ♪ You better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ 1513 00:59:30,998 --> 00:59:34,706 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1514 00:59:34,789 --> 00:59:37,998 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1515 00:59:38,081 --> 00:59:43,289 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1516 00:59:43,373 --> 00:59:45,123 Well done, everyone. We did it. 1517 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,956 Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. 1518 00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:49,998 All right, let's hook up the reindeer and light this candle. 1519 00:59:50,081 --> 00:59:51,831 Timmy, it's terrible! 1520 00:59:51,914 --> 00:59:53,289 The reindeer are all gone. 1521 00:59:53,373 --> 00:59:55,289 Who would do such a diabolical thing 1522 00:59:55,373 --> 00:59:57,414 like letting the reindeer escape? 1523 01:00:01,039 --> 01:00:03,789 [slurping] 1524 01:00:03,873 --> 01:00:05,164 Oh, sure. 1525 01:00:05,248 --> 01:00:06,748 Blame the guy who did it. 1526 01:00:08,456 --> 01:00:10,498 Did I tell you Blitzen is a biter? 1527 01:00:11,998 --> 01:00:14,623 How are we gonna pull Santa's sleigh without reindeer? 1528 01:00:17,706 --> 01:00:21,039 Nothing can leave once that gloom seals us in. 1529 01:00:21,123 --> 01:00:24,206 [thunder rumbling] 1530 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:30,373 Did somebody order reindeer? 1531 01:00:30,456 --> 01:00:31,873 Whoa, amazing, guys. 1532 01:00:31,956 --> 01:00:33,373 Hey, let's hook her up. 1533 01:00:33,456 --> 01:00:35,414 We got to move, Timmy. Look. 1534 01:00:35,498 --> 01:00:37,956 The window's closing. 1535 01:00:42,123 --> 01:00:44,706 [chuckles] 1536 01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:45,998 [grunts] 1537 01:00:46,081 --> 01:00:47,456 Oh, this is fantastic. 1538 01:00:47,539 --> 01:00:49,748 Mother never let me ride up front. 1539 01:00:49,831 --> 01:00:51,956 Whoo-hoo! 1540 01:00:54,206 --> 01:00:56,706 If you don't make it, I just want you to know 1541 01:00:56,789 --> 01:00:59,289 that you're the best temp Santa we've ever had, Timmy. 1542 01:01:00,748 --> 01:01:03,248 Well, I couldn't have done it without you guys. 1543 01:01:03,331 --> 01:01:04,581 Hey. 1544 01:01:04,664 --> 01:01:06,414 We should do this again next year. 1545 01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:09,623 -You take shotgun, Poof. -Whoo-hoo! 1546 01:01:09,706 --> 01:01:10,956 I'll drive this puppy. 1547 01:01:11,039 --> 01:01:12,789 Timmy Turner-- 1548 01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:14,081 [clears throat] 1549 01:01:14,164 --> 01:01:16,164 Timmy Claus, 1550 01:01:16,248 --> 01:01:18,039 you are clear for takeoff. 1551 01:01:18,123 --> 01:01:20,081 [elves cheering] 1552 01:01:20,164 --> 01:01:21,331 Hang on. 1553 01:01:21,414 --> 01:01:23,581 On, Jorgen. On, Poof. 1554 01:01:23,664 --> 01:01:27,331 On, Wanda. On, Cosmo. 1555 01:01:27,414 --> 01:01:29,664 Here we go. 1556 01:01:31,123 --> 01:01:33,039 Whoa! 1557 01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,664 ALL: Whoa! 1558 01:01:36,498 --> 01:01:38,206 Whoa. Whoa! 1559 01:01:38,289 --> 01:01:39,331 Whoa! 1560 01:01:39,414 --> 01:01:41,873 Whoa! Whoo-hoo! 1561 01:01:41,956 --> 01:01:45,289 [all cheering] 1562 01:01:45,373 --> 01:01:47,623 -Whoo! -Whoa! 1563 01:01:47,706 --> 01:01:49,123 [laughs] 1564 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,956 That's how we fairies roll. 1565 01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:53,914 Ho, ho, ho, guys. 1566 01:01:53,998 --> 01:01:55,414 Let's do this thing. 1567 01:01:55,498 --> 01:01:57,081 [grunting] 1568 01:01:57,164 --> 01:01:59,081 [laughs] 1569 01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:00,956 Whoo! 1570 01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:03,831 Merry Christmas! 1571 01:02:03,914 --> 01:02:05,498 Ho, ho, ho! 1572 01:02:05,581 --> 01:02:08,414 Merry Christmas! 1573 01:02:08,498 --> 01:02:11,498 [bright, festive music] 1574 01:02:11,581 --> 01:02:16,748 ♪♪♪ 1575 01:02:20,081 --> 01:02:21,748 Thank you, Santa! 1576 01:02:21,831 --> 01:02:23,289 Yes. 1577 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,956 Yes! Santa, you rock. 1578 01:02:35,456 --> 01:02:37,081 [gasps] 1579 01:02:37,164 --> 01:02:39,289 BOTH: Thank you, Santa! 1580 01:02:39,373 --> 01:02:42,081 [laughter] 1581 01:02:42,164 --> 01:02:43,789 [thud] 1582 01:02:51,539 --> 01:02:53,664 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1583 01:02:53,748 --> 01:02:55,331 What a dream I had. 1584 01:02:55,414 --> 01:02:57,831 Ho, ho, ho. 1585 01:02:57,914 --> 01:02:59,831 Hello, everyone. 1586 01:02:59,914 --> 01:03:02,539 ALL: Merry Christmas, Santa! 1587 01:03:02,623 --> 01:03:05,248 Ho, ho, ho, ho. And Merry Christmas to you. 1588 01:03:05,331 --> 01:03:06,956 Wait. Christmas? 1589 01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:09,081 Well, don't we still have lots of work to do? 1590 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:11,123 All done. 1591 01:03:11,206 --> 01:03:14,248 [all cheering] 1592 01:03:14,331 --> 01:03:15,664 I barely remember. 1593 01:03:15,748 --> 01:03:17,289 I must be getting old. 1594 01:03:17,373 --> 01:03:20,164 Let me put my suit on, and I'll be right down. 1595 01:03:20,248 --> 01:03:21,873 [all cheering] 1596 01:03:21,956 --> 01:03:23,914 So in essence, 1597 01:03:23,998 --> 01:03:26,373 it was I who had saved everyone's lives 1598 01:03:26,456 --> 01:03:28,373 on the Bridge of Badness. 1599 01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:29,914 [coughs] 1600 01:03:29,998 --> 01:03:32,081 Your breath smells like the butt of a reindeer. 1601 01:03:32,164 --> 01:03:34,081 Excuse me. 1602 01:03:34,164 --> 01:03:35,789 Eh. 1603 01:03:35,873 --> 01:03:38,164 [grunts] 1604 01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,289 Yes! 1605 01:03:39,373 --> 01:03:41,081 [laughs] 1606 01:03:43,206 --> 01:03:44,373 [sputters] 1607 01:03:44,456 --> 01:03:47,539 [whines] 1608 01:03:47,623 --> 01:03:49,998 Sorry you didn't get off the Naughty List. 1609 01:03:50,081 --> 01:03:53,081 But that doesn't mean we can't give you a gift. 1610 01:03:53,164 --> 01:03:54,289 Oh. 1611 01:03:54,373 --> 01:03:55,914 Huh. 1612 01:04:01,914 --> 01:04:03,748 Oh. 1613 01:04:03,831 --> 01:04:06,706 It's my first official Christmas present. 1614 01:04:06,789 --> 01:04:09,081 [sobs] It's beautiful. 1615 01:04:09,164 --> 01:04:10,289 I love it. 1616 01:04:10,373 --> 01:04:11,456 [laughs] 1617 01:04:11,539 --> 01:04:13,456 Thank you. 1618 01:04:13,539 --> 01:04:15,414 All right, just-- can you help? 1619 01:04:15,498 --> 01:04:16,789 [grunts] 1620 01:04:16,873 --> 01:04:18,039 Yeah. 1621 01:04:18,123 --> 01:04:19,498 Eh. 1622 01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:22,539 Look, I'm a new man! 1623 01:04:22,623 --> 01:04:25,331 [humming] 1624 01:04:25,414 --> 01:04:26,706 [laughs] 1625 01:04:29,914 --> 01:04:31,164 [laughs] 1626 01:04:31,248 --> 01:04:33,081 [grunts] 1627 01:04:33,164 --> 01:04:35,123 Denzel Crocker. 1628 01:04:35,206 --> 01:04:36,206 Nice tie! 1629 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:38,206 -Ah! -Ho, ho, ho! 1630 01:04:38,289 --> 01:04:39,539 -[giggles] -Whoo-hoo! 1631 01:04:39,623 --> 01:04:41,331 -[giggles] -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1632 01:04:41,414 --> 01:04:43,456 And on behalf of myself 1633 01:04:43,539 --> 01:04:45,081 and all of the elves, 1634 01:04:45,164 --> 01:04:46,623 I just want to thank you, 1635 01:04:46,706 --> 01:04:48,414 Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof. 1636 01:04:48,498 --> 01:04:49,914 You saved our lives, 1637 01:04:49,998 --> 01:04:52,831 and helped save Christmas for everyone. 1638 01:04:52,914 --> 01:04:54,789 All right, can you finally tell us 1639 01:04:54,873 --> 01:04:57,039 what you guys have been fighting about? 1640 01:04:57,123 --> 01:04:58,373 I certainly can. 1641 01:04:58,456 --> 01:04:59,789 2,000 years ago, 1642 01:04:59,873 --> 01:05:01,748 the fairies borrowed our power drill 1643 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,414 and never returned it. 1644 01:05:03,498 --> 01:05:04,914 We did so. 1645 01:05:04,998 --> 01:05:08,331 We left it on your back porch. 1646 01:05:08,414 --> 01:05:10,206 Oh, yeah. 1647 01:05:10,289 --> 01:05:12,081 Now that you mention it, 1648 01:05:12,164 --> 01:05:13,623 I do remember that. 1649 01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:15,164 Whoops! [laughs] 1650 01:05:15,248 --> 01:05:17,498 Oh, by the way, it was broken when we got it. 1651 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,164 [laughs] 1652 01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:21,164 -That's it? -Yeah. 1653 01:05:21,248 --> 01:05:22,664 But it's all better now. 1654 01:05:22,748 --> 01:05:24,331 I love elves! 1655 01:05:24,414 --> 01:05:26,206 [giggles] 1656 01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:27,456 Mwah! 1657 01:05:27,539 --> 01:05:29,664 Aw. 1658 01:05:29,748 --> 01:05:30,998 Oh! [laughs] 1659 01:05:31,081 --> 01:05:33,081 Aw! 1660 01:05:38,748 --> 01:05:40,164 Merry Christmas, Tootie. 1661 01:05:40,248 --> 01:05:42,498 Merry Christmas, Timmy. 1662 01:05:44,414 --> 01:05:45,581 Hey. 1663 01:05:45,664 --> 01:05:47,331 Is that mistletoe? 1664 01:05:47,414 --> 01:05:49,123 [laughs] 1665 01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:54,789 -Ahem. -Hmm? 1666 01:05:54,873 --> 01:05:57,123 God bless us, everyone. 1667 01:05:57,206 --> 01:06:00,748 No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie. 1668 01:06:00,831 --> 01:06:02,539 I got a paper cut. 1669 01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:05,623 [giggling] 1670 01:06:08,289 --> 01:06:10,581 Oh, yes. 1671 01:06:12,706 --> 01:06:15,206 -[flatulence] -Yes! Ice cream! 1672 01:06:15,289 --> 01:06:16,748 Oh, Merry Christmas! 1673 01:06:22,581 --> 01:06:25,081 ♪ Wishful thinking's the way that ♪ 1674 01:06:25,164 --> 01:06:28,248 ♪ We give people their dreams ♪ 1675 01:06:28,331 --> 01:06:31,081 ♪ Wishful thinking is something ♪ 1676 01:06:31,164 --> 01:06:33,998 ♪ Just as great as it seems ♪ 1677 01:06:34,081 --> 01:06:36,873 ♪ Wishful thinking shines bright ♪ 1678 01:06:36,956 --> 01:06:39,623 ♪ Like a magical light beam ♪ 1679 01:06:39,706 --> 01:06:41,498 ♪ So come on along ♪ 1680 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:45,123 ♪ We're singing a song about this magical team ♪ 1681 01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:47,789 ♪ Wishful thinking's amazing ♪ 1682 01:06:47,873 --> 01:06:50,748 ♪ Like a beautiful ring ♪ 1683 01:06:50,831 --> 01:06:53,456 ♪ Wishful thinking can make us ♪ 1684 01:06:53,539 --> 01:06:56,831 ♪ Make us both want to sing ♪ 1685 01:06:56,914 --> 01:06:59,373 ♪ So come on with me ♪ 1686 01:06:59,456 --> 01:07:02,206 ♪ And we can go on this magic fling ♪ 1687 01:07:02,289 --> 01:07:04,998 ♪ Wishful thinking's the way, any time of the day ♪ 1688 01:07:05,081 --> 01:07:08,623 ♪ Can be a glorious thing ♪ 1689 01:07:08,706 --> 01:07:11,289 ♪ With you by my side ♪ 1690 01:07:11,373 --> 01:07:14,456 ♪ There's nothing I don't think I can do ♪ 1691 01:07:14,539 --> 01:07:17,373 ♪ And I just can't hide ♪ 1692 01:07:17,456 --> 01:07:21,081 ♪ The feelings I have deep inside for you ♪ 1693 01:07:21,164 --> 01:07:26,248 ♪♪♪ 1694 01:07:26,331 --> 01:07:28,956 ♪ Wishful thinking is great ♪ 1695 01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:32,331 ♪ We can do it forever ♪ 1696 01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:34,998 ♪ Flying so high up in the sky ♪ 1697 01:07:35,081 --> 01:07:37,456 ♪ Magically ♪ 1698 01:07:37,539 --> 01:07:40,289 ♪ Wishful thinking's the best ♪ 1699 01:07:40,373 --> 01:07:43,414 ♪ As long as we are together ♪ 1700 01:07:43,498 --> 01:07:44,831 ♪ So come on along ♪ 1701 01:07:44,914 --> 01:07:46,206 ♪ It's where you belong ♪ 1702 01:07:46,289 --> 01:07:47,831 ♪ Wishful thinking with me ♪ 1703 01:07:47,914 --> 01:07:49,706 ♪ Thinking with me ♪ 109672