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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,267 --> 00:00:03,235 ( pop music playing ) 2 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,549 Okay. 3 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:24,750 Let's do this. 4 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,556 Oh. 5 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,867 We have a winner. 6 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,143 ( cell phone ringing ) 7 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,449 Monica, it's prom! 8 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,184 How can you still be in bed? 9 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,753 I know, I was up till 2:30 doing my hair poll. 10 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,355 Which style won? 11 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,589 The side-do. 12 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,158 I knew it! 13 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,628 All is right with my universe. 14 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,664 I'm tracking way ahead in the prom queen election. 15 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,766 And everything's set. 16 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,801 Date. Dress. Shoes. 17 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,838 And as of last night, hair. 18 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,274 What? What is it? 19 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,346 How did this happen? 20 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,348 It was fine when I went to bed! 21 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,616 It's like... 22 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,685 all crispy. 23 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,222 Okay. Bacon-crispy? Or dried-leaf-crispy? 24 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,825 I just broke it. 25 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,561 I just broke off a piece of my hair. 26 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,862 So, bacon-crispy. 27 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,930 Hold on. 28 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,400 Do not add heat or curl. 29 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,202 Do not mix with other products. 30 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,570 Do not leave on overnight. 31 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,271 I did all of these things! 32 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:29,241 Okay. How many products did you use? 33 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,210 The site was getting all this traffic, 34 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:33,412 so I just kept trying new styles. 35 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,587 My dress, my dress, my dress, 36 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,722 with the one that got the most votes ever last week... 37 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,824 The one that was like, plastic? 38 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,627 It's like melted. 39 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,465 What the...? 40 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,537 Everyone voted for the little ones. 41 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:02,507 So I put them in these shoe expander things. 42 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,276 Think, Monica, think. 43 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,777 These are just material objects. 44 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,479 They can be repaired. 45 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,814 I just need to do a little bit of research. 46 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,782 Okay. 47 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,618 What? No! 48 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,685 This is impossible. 49 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,254 What? What now? 50 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,289 The prom queen election tracking software I made, 51 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,625 I'm now in a dead heat with Ashley Mendlebach. 52 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,660 SIERRA: If she wins, evil will triumph. 53 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:26,431 Our school will be plunged into eternal darkness. 54 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,934 This day cannot possibly get worse. 55 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:29,835 ( cell phone ringing ) 56 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,003 Stay on the line. 57 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:33,772 Hello? 58 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,941 Hello. Monica Reeves? 59 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,609 Speaking...? 60 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,645 This is the Department of Motor Vehicles 61 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,947 calling to schedule your driver's test. 62 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,782 Yes! Finally! 63 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,885 Our first available is April 11th... 64 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,654 That was 2 weeks ago. 65 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,055 Of next year. 66 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,290 Next year? 67 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,791 Are you kidding me? 68 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,660 Budget cuts. 69 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:58,430 Well, but...I'll be in college next year. 70 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,365 I have to get my license this summer! 71 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,867 Don't you have anything sooner? 72 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,735 I have 2 p.m. today. 73 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,437 Can you do 2 p.m. today? 74 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,805 'Cause nobody else can. 75 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,007 Apparently, it's prom or something. 76 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,375 No. Not today. 77 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,510 I can't do today. 78 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,011 Next year it is then. 79 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,813 Fine. I'll take today. 80 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,415 Just show up 10 minutes 81 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,417 before your scheduled appointment. 82 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,651 Bye-bye. 83 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,790 Yeah. Now I have to take my driver's test today too. 84 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,558 I have to figure all this out. 85 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,327 - I'll call you back. - 'K bye. 86 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,862 What do you mean, you can't? You're my boyfriend. 87 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,898 And this constitutes emergency boyfriend duty. 88 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,500 I just need a ride! The salon, 89 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,902 some shops, the DMV... 90 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,670 I'm volunteering at the group home 91 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,706 and the orphans, babe, 92 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,873 they count on me. 93 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,376 So just call a taxi. 94 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,611 But that would cost like $200. 95 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,747 I barely have enough to cover my salon appointment. 96 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,748 You'll figure it out. 97 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,882 You always do. 98 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,751 I'll see you tonight, okay? 99 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,019 I'm super-stoked. 100 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,554 Me too. 101 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,356 Stoked... 102 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,924 super-ly. 103 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,400 Morning, honey. 104 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,635 Look, I'm a tech nerd too. 105 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:11,937 I finally figured out 106 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,573 that picture posting stuff you do. 107 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,075 I put up a shot of me at the hospital. 108 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,811 You can re-twit it to all your peoples. 109 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:20,979 Whoa! 110 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,949 New hairstyle. 111 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,517 Love it. 112 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,755 Not intentional, Dad. 113 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,460 My universe has been destroyed. 114 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,896 Everything I've set for prom is ruined. 115 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,564 My hair's crispy. 116 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,766 My dress is melted. 117 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,402 My shoes have exploded... 118 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,669 Don't worry. 119 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:45,971 We'll work something out. 120 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,873 I'll call in sick. 121 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,108 Wait, aren't you working at the ER today? 122 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,576 Yeah. So... 123 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,111 You can't call in sick. 124 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,913 You're a nurse. 125 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,581 People are counting on you to be, 126 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,917 you know, kept alive. 127 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,752 I'll be okay. You sure? 128 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,588 Yeah! I'm sure. 129 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,593 High five. 130 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,898 I don't want to push you. 131 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,966 But it is the week, 132 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,602 so you have to make a choice. 133 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,871 I get why you're leaning towards State. 134 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:20,806 I went to State. 135 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:21,940 It's a fine school. 136 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,008 A fun school. 137 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,209 But you've been given-- 138 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,178 A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 139 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,712 I know. 140 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,183 Can we, maybe, talk about this later? 141 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:34,186 Yeah. If you need anything today just call me up 142 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:37,022 or, yo, text me up. 143 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,890 Just text. No up. 144 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,525 No up. 145 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,593 No up. 146 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,531 Dad, is this a bedpan? 147 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,033 DAD: Pretty dope, huh? 148 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,934 ( cell phone ringing ) 149 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,273 It's hopeless. I'm stranded here. 150 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,976 Okay. I can try and pick you up on my ten-speed. 151 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,043 Yeah. 152 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,812 That's a terrible idea. 153 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:34,946 Yeah. 154 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,949 Okay. What is that? 155 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,684 Oh. 156 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,587 This, I found it in a pawn shop actually. 157 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,722 13 bucks. 158 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,790 Pretty awesome, eh? 159 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,260 It's the one part of my outfit that isn't ruined. 160 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,862 Did you ever have people vote on it? 161 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:56,034 No. I actually just really liked it. 162 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,271 What? Do you not like it? 163 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:00,472 ( doorbell ringing ) 164 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,973 Who's that? 165 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,209 I don't know. 166 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,210 I'll call you later. 167 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,278 Okay, bye. 168 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,018 ( indistinct mumbling ) 169 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,052 Come on. 170 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,030 Good morning. 171 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,900 Good morning. 172 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,869 I'm Officer Liz McRogersburger. 173 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,871 FBI, Special Criminal Investigation Unit. 174 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,939 Dayton County Bureau. 175 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,907 Is this about the Gottlieb twins 176 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,709 blowing up the Abrahamians' lawn gnome? 177 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,844 Because I told Mrs. Abrahamian I did not see anything. 178 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,980 No, no, no, this has nothing to do with Abraham 179 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,215 or his decorative gardenware, ma'am. 180 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,917 I just need to ask you a few questions 181 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,587 and then I'll be out of your... 182 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,754 hair. 183 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,123 Stay here. 184 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,291 Well, I-- 185 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,236 You're with the FBI? 186 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,338 That's right. 187 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,006 The American FBI? 188 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,307 Oh, I'm sorry. 189 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,309 Is my Russian accent throwing you off? 190 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,979 Yes, yes, it would be the American FBI. 191 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,113 Can I please come in? 192 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,181 Oh, do you have a warrant? 193 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,049 Not technically-- 194 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,117 Then no. 195 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,353 Okay, wow. 196 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,754 You're cautious. 197 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,122 I respect that. 198 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,224 Okay, let's get to work. 199 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,193 Tell me what you know about this. 200 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,898 Never seen it before. 201 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,202 I'm gonna need you to think harder. 202 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,904 You see, it's a felony to lie to a federal agent. 203 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,873 Actually, it's not. 204 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,943 It's only a crime to lie under oath in a court of law. 205 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,813 Lying to a federal officer? Just impolite. 206 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,949 Also, you're not a federal officer. 207 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,217 Yes, I am. I'm with the FBI. 208 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,818 Right. What bureau again? 209 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,687 Oh, Dayton County? Dayton County, yes. 210 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,189 Yeah, see, I'm on the FBI website. I see that. 211 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,025 And there is no bureau in Dayton County. 212 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,393 There is, you're just looking in the wrong place. 213 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,961 Let me see your badge again. 214 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,900 Okay. 215 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,368 Okay, I'm not with the FBI. 216 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,070 Cool, cool. 217 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,773 So, would you like to tell me who you really are, 218 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,409 you know, before I call the real authorities? 219 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,843 'Cause, see... 220 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,912 impersonating a federal officer? 221 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,381 That is a felony. 222 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,916 Okay, here's the deal. 223 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,918 I'm a private investigator. 224 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,086 And I'm working for a client 225 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,253 who would like to remain anonymous. 226 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,022 They're looking for this necklace. 227 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,025 And they're willing to pay a considerable reward. 228 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,063 Is that your car? 229 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,933 Yeah. 230 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,201 Pretty sweet, eh? 231 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,837 Sweet. Sure. 232 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,740 Come in. 233 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,141 What, now you are letting me in? 234 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,910 You're like 5'1". What could you possible do? 235 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:52,944 Hey, I'm five-- 236 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,746 Okay, you know what, 237 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,414 let's not squabble over little details, okay? 238 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,416 Little, indeed. 239 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,318 You're one to talk. 240 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,987 That extra inch you've got on me is really intimidating. 241 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,193 No one cuts a hedge like you, Mr. Nedermeyer. 242 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,867 You know, you should upgrade your alarm system. 243 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,969 Yeah, you can neutralize that particular console 244 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,038 with a pipe cleaner and a cell phone. 245 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,439 Let's hope we're not robbed 246 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,942 by any third graders coming from arts and crafts. 247 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,982 Lovely home. 248 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,083 Rugged. 249 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,320 Good use of brown. 250 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,488 My Dad picked it. 251 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,522 You want something to drink? 252 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,158 Yeah, water. 253 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,127 Tap. 254 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,795 No ice. 255 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,466 So... 256 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,804 this necklace it's valuable? 257 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,905 No. No. 258 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,507 It's just costume jewelry. 259 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,875 But it has sentimental value. 260 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,976 Ah, okay. Yeah. 261 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,277 When was the last time you saw it? 262 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,913 What makes you think I've seen it? 263 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,047 I've been at this game a long time. 264 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,449 What game? 265 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,784 The crime game. 266 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,452 So this is about a crime? 267 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,053 I didn't say that. 268 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:09,921 You implied it. 269 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,790 I don't think I did. 270 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,191 Look, no offense, 271 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,093 but if you really are a private investigator, 272 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,995 you're a pretty terrible one. 273 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,930 How long have I been in your house? 274 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,799 I don't know. 275 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,234 Thirty seconds? Thirty seconds. 276 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,370 Thirty seconds and here's what I've learned about you. 277 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,105 Okay, you're a high school senior. 278 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,473 You're allergic to nickel. 279 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,074 You're young for your class. 280 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,576 You're dating a jock-politician 281 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,111 who's popular but soulless. 282 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,979 You live alone with Dad, no siblings, 283 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,582 because Mom left, when you were very young. 284 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,983 How'd I do? 285 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,920 How did you--? 286 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,888 Your class ring is from this year. 287 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,057 It's pewter, not gold, so, no nickel. 288 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,059 And on the mantel is your middle school diploma 289 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,928 from 3 years ago, so you skipped a year. 290 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,563 And then there on the fridge 291 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,932 is this cute little picture of you and Mr. Wonderful, 292 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,466 eleven cause ribbons. 293 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,068 Enough said. 294 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,136 Now, onto the color brown. 295 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,071 Color clearly chosen by a man 296 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,273 who had absolutely no input from his wife. 297 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,142 And since I can't see a single picture 298 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,543 of a mom anywhere, 299 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,278 I'm guessing she left a long time ago, 300 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,080 and you guys are not happy about it. 301 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,482 The only thing that I can't figure out 302 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:15,119 is what the heck is going on with your hair. 303 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,191 Well, you're wrong about my boyfriend. 304 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,460 He's not soulless. Oh, he's not. 305 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,995 He helps orphans. He helps orphans. 306 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,129 He helps orphans. 307 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,332 Oh, my gosh, I didn't know that. 308 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,967 He does. 309 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,435 We can go back and forth like this all day 310 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,003 or you can give me the necklace 311 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,438 and I can arrange for you to get a reward. 312 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,340 Well, I don't have the necklace. Yes, you do. 313 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,642 I know you got it at a pawn shop couple of weeks ago. 314 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,210 How could you possibly know that? 315 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,380 Because the owner showed me the credit card record. 316 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,381 Yeah. 317 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,549 Uh-oh. 318 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,651 He fell for the FBI thing. 319 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,053 All 5'1" of it. 320 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,357 Wait here. 321 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,558 Mm-hmm. 322 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,238 Eleven cause ribbons. 323 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,973 I don't think so. 324 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,943 Mmm. 325 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,177 Dippy eggs. 326 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,183 Oh. 327 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,089 Is everything okay? 328 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,925 No, no. It's good. It's good. 329 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,226 It's just that you know, I really am-- I'm just-- 330 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,928 I'm just-- 331 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,031 This brown is really, it's really growing on me. 332 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,709 Here's the deal. 333 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,078 I know where your necklace is. 334 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,213 But I don't want a reward, I want a ride. 335 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,215 What? Today's my prom. 336 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,953 I've suffered some logistical setbacks. 337 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,721 I need four things. Hair, dress, shoes, 338 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,556 and I have to take my driver's test today. 339 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,124 Today? Long story. 340 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,960 I'll get you your necklace. 341 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,162 But you need to drive me to these places first. 342 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,364 No, no-- It'll only be a few hours. 343 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,633 And then we both get what we want. 344 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,368 Fine. 345 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,171 You may want to put a hat on that first. 346 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,567 Hello? 347 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,770 Hello! 348 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,540 Hello! 349 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,085 Forgive the dramatic entrance, 350 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,488 but I'm in a bit of a rush. 351 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,026 I'm looking for a certain necklace. 352 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,660 A ne-- a necklace? 353 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,037 What is all this stuff? Nothing. 354 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,538 It doesn't look like nothing. 355 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,739 It looks like some highly illegal 356 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,542 aftermarket surveillance gear. 357 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,377 That's a high-frequency radar jammer, right? 358 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,080 That's like, police-level. 359 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,282 Though you may want to tune to the KA band 360 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,217 to decrease frequency noise. 361 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,186 You're pretty savvy for someone 362 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,521 who can't use a curling iron. 363 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,424 Is that a gun? No, no. 364 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,092 That is not-- That's not, okay. 365 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,594 That is a non-lethal high voltage 366 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,563 stunning apparatus. 367 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,098 Sweet. No, it's not sweet. 368 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,599 It is very unsweet, okay? 369 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,701 That thing can drop an elephant at 25 feet. 370 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,836 What's with the red button? Don't touch the red button. 371 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,371 But I want to touch the red button. 372 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,839 Haven't you seen movies, okay? 373 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,241 Nothing good ever comes out of it 374 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,642 when someone touches the red button. 375 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,478 So... 376 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,281 did this bucket of bolts 377 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,649 used to be a cab or something? 378 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,785 What? Okay, so. 379 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,089 Brando is a custom super-charged in-line 380 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,624 eight police-caliber powerhouse, okay. 381 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,759 He has bulletproof glass. 382 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,294 That's right. That's right. 383 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,629 Sixteen-channel emergency-band radio 384 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,832 and right there is built in video surveillance panel, 385 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,133 seat warmers. 386 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,134 Ooh. 387 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,802 "Brando?" 388 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,337 Your car has a name. 389 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,606 Yeah. After Marlon Brando. 390 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,575 The most famous actor of our time, Marlon Brando. 391 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,443 Nothing-- See, that is amazing to me. 392 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,312 I don't understand that. I don't. 393 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,815 Why can't I get a signal? 394 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,319 Because Brando, he's got magnetic shielding, 395 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,620 jams infrared. 396 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,288 I can't get a signal in this thing? 397 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,823 No. 398 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,626 But I've been, like, offline for 6 minutes. 399 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,261 Tonight's my prom 400 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,430 and I'm running for prom queen. 401 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,198 Do you know how much I've already missed? 402 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,633 How many posts? Status updates? 403 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,767 Emails? Good. 404 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,703 I don't trust that stuff. 405 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,705 It's bad news, it's a way for people to track you 406 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,424 and know exactly where you are. 407 00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:04,142 But I want people to know where I am. 408 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,510 That's the point. 409 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,877 Yeah, we actually have apps for that. 410 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,913 Pal Spotter. 411 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,314 Pal Spotter. Yeah. 412 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,816 It lets people know where everyone is, 413 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,184 at every second. 414 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,919 That is terrifying to me, right. 415 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,154 Okay, here's what you need, here's what you need. 416 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,588 You need one of these. Okay. 417 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,490 No one has any idea where I am, all right? 418 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,825 It doesn't even hold contacts, 419 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,859 I don't think. 420 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,861 Built in 2002. 421 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,663 Oh, no. Water Polo Hotties. 422 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,898 Hide. "Water Polo Hotties"? 423 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,932 Is it like a gang? 424 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,934 What is it? 425 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,936 They-- They don't look very dangerous. 426 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,437 They go to my school. 427 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,339 I can't let them see me in this freakmobile. 428 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,909 I'm sorry, freakmobile? 429 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,911 Did you just-- You called Brando a freakmobile. 430 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:40,912 All right, let's play that game. 431 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,446 Wait, wait. No, please. 432 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,682 ( music blaring ) 433 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,419 Hey, you with the stupid glasses. 434 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,754 Yeah, you. 435 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,222 Turn your radio down. 436 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,690 It's a nuisance. 437 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,826 Municipal Code 5617-1B. 438 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,728 What's your problem? 439 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,863 Monica? 440 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,498 Is that you? 441 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,433 Hi, Braiden. 442 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,202 Aiden. Jasper. 443 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,604 Toby. Other Aiden. 444 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,506 Congrats on your win last night. 445 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,608 That 3-3 offense is really working for you guys. 446 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,609 Thanks. 447 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,211 See you. 448 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,781 Turn the music down please. 449 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,986 ( indistinct ) 450 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,422 ( siren wailing ) 451 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,923 Wait. You're a cop? 452 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,291 Not really. 453 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,658 You can get one of these for $21.99. 454 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,729 Pull over! 455 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,798 Pull your little mop art over! 456 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,535 Take your energy-efficient vehicle and stop it! 457 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,703 There you go. 458 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,837 What are you doing? 459 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,505 Don't get out of the car. 460 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,408 Sunglasses off now! 461 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,831 Guess what? 462 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,949 I have a windshield cam, it caught you littering 463 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,885 on a public road. Yeah. 464 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,288 So see, I'm within my rights to perform a citizen's arrest 465 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,023 and have you turned over to the authorities, 466 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,793 yeah, which is a $500 fine or two nights in jail. 467 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,529 Your choice. 468 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,264 But guess since you're such pretty boys, 469 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,299 you don't want to do that, right? 470 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,268 So, pull back, 471 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,603 pick up your drink 472 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,772 and dispose of it properly. 473 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,307 Okay? 474 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,409 Yes, ma'am. 475 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,877 Ma'am. That's right. 476 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,978 Ma'am. 477 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,914 Get some haircuts. 478 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,049 All of you. 479 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,651 You look ridiculous. 480 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,721 Buckle up, sweetpea. 481 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,057 I can't believe that just happened. 482 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,492 That just happened. 483 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,765 Sorry! 484 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,875 MONICA: Do you have any idea how many votes 485 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,443 that probably cost me? 486 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,011 LIZ: Votes? What, are you running for office? 487 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,513 For prom queen. 488 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,814 I had the election locked up last night. 489 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,449 And now I'm falling behind. 490 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,685 You have real time polling data 491 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,053 for prom queen election? 492 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,822 Yes. That is why you were cozying up 493 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,857 to those water polo delinquents. 494 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:07,958 They aren't delinquents! 495 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,861 They are really sweet, really hot guys 496 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,363 who happen to be slightly disrespectful 497 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,931 of the city's sanitation rules. 498 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,933 And why do you care about littering laws, anyway? 499 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,034 I thought PI's were supposed to be cool. 500 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,402 Hey, Sarah. I'm sure they are. 501 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,970 Am, I am. Look, why are we here? 502 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,372 I have a hair appointment, 503 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,907 and I need to return my dress. 504 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,409 Girl! That color looks great on you. 505 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,877 I got your vote tonight, right? 506 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,913 Oh, you are really desperate for votes. 507 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,748 Listen, I care about my community. 508 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,883 And I happen to care about what they think of me, okay? 509 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,519 It sounds exhausting. That's why I work alone. 510 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,887 How's that going for you, Miss Cheerful? 511 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,824 Tommy, I saw the pics from the sit-in. 512 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,693 You know, I really hope you guys save those wetlands. 513 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,861 Yeah. 514 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,830 Then you can get back to your drum circle. 515 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,698 Okay. 516 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,800 PS, thanks for the samurai work 517 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,669 you did on our website. 518 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,872 I told you. It's all about search engine optimization. 519 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,941 Rad hat, by the way. 520 00:22:56,943 --> 00:23:00,144 Ski hats, this year's berets. You know what I'm saying? Totally. 521 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,812 So, I've got your vote tonight, right? 522 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,647 Hey, you've got my vote. 523 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,149 So who is this? 524 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,851 Uh... 525 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,955 she is my Aunt Hilda. 526 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,824 She's colorblind. 527 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,526 Oh, no, 528 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,827 I'm really sorry to hear about that. 529 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,963 I mean... Yeah. 530 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,898 It's sad. 531 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,033 I sit at stoplights all day wondering, 532 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,135 "Do I stay? 533 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,469 Do I go?" 534 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:26,804 Okay. Bye. 535 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,506 Bye. I'll see you tonight. 536 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,807 Bye. 537 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:30,975 Really? 538 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,110 "Colorblind Aunt Hilda"? 539 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,912 Would you prefer "creepy private eye 540 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,847 strangely obsessed with a piece of costume jewelry"? 541 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,116 Why colorblind? And why Hilda? I don't know. 542 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,851 I don't even know your real name. 543 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,987 I somehow doubt it's Liz McRogersberger. 544 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,089 It is Liz, all right? 545 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,424 Liz Morgan. 546 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,925 Oh, hey, Sierra's here. 547 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,460 Who? Where? 548 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,962 Right there... there. 549 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,964 Oh, great. There's another one of you. 550 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,699 Hey! 551 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:56,867 You're here! 552 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,836 I thought you were stuck at home. 553 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,805 Well, I got a ride. 554 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,873 Oh. Hi. 555 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,974 I'm Sierra. 556 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,476 Who are you? Who is she? 557 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:06,911 I'm Hilda. She's Liz. 558 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,212 Long story. What's up? 559 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,915 Okay. I am totally freaking out. 560 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,817 I'm second guessing my colors for tonight. 561 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,885 Oh, I wish I could help you. 562 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,687 But I'm colorblind so it ain't gonna happen. 563 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,022 Stop it. You started it. 564 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,223 Okay, okay, okay. 565 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,759 So did you hear Steph and Zoey 566 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,194 both got in off the waitlist. 567 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,564 We're all going to State. Monica, you have to go. 568 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,898 It's going to be such a blast. 569 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,701 I know, I know, it's-- Oh, no. 570 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,570 I'm gonna be late. 571 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,672 Okay! Okay! 572 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,007 Whoo! What's all this about State? 573 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,209 Ooh, I want to go to State. 574 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,910 State sounds great. 575 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,812 I'm trying to decide which college to go to. 576 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,280 And, you know, all my friends 577 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:44,747 are going to go to State next year. 578 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,150 But I got into one other place. What's that? 579 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,551 The University of I Can't Do Hair? 580 00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:48,786 MIT. 581 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,589 What? 582 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,860 You got into the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 583 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:58,062 and you're debating that or State? 584 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,498 How is that even a choice in your head? 585 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,067 Because everybody I know is going to State, okay. 586 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,969 At MIT, I would... 587 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:07,071 I'd be a nobody. 588 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,572 And that's a bad thing? 589 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:09,907 Hi. Uh, Monica Reeves. 590 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,041 I have an 11:30. 591 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:14,044 It's 11:33. 592 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,581 Yeah, I'm a smidge late. 593 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,984 We gave your spot away. What? 594 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,620 Well, it's prom day. There's no room for error. 595 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,121 "There's no room for error." 596 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,189 Okay. Please. 597 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,891 I mean, I... Look at this. 598 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,896 You're speechless now, aren't you? 599 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,297 Be quiet. 600 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:36,634 If something opens up, I'll buzz you. 601 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:40,304 Okay, that is ridiculous, okay? 602 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,273 It's hair, not all-you-can-eat appetizers 603 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,574 and cheesecake. 604 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,209 Is this your mother? 605 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,311 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 606 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,681 She's my Aunt Hilda. She's colorblind. 607 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:51,916 Well, tell her to stop talking 608 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,751 or we won't take you at all. 609 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,152 Hey, you know what? 610 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,321 I'm colorblind, not deaf, right? I can hear you. 611 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,856 I just can't tell if that color looks good on you. 612 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,558 Bye-bye now. 613 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,927 What is wrong with you? What? She started it. 614 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,729 Have you never been inside a salon before? 615 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,164 You've never been inside a salon before. 616 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,299 Okay. 617 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:09,967 Who cuts your hair? I do. 618 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,268 Figures. 619 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,170 Oh, yeah. You're one to judge. 620 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,892 ( beeping ) 621 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,763 Hello? 622 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,031 Anyone here? 623 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,925 ( beeping rapidly ) 624 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,097 Which one's better? 625 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,965 I don't know. 626 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,700 They both block the sun, right? 627 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,808 Why did you just take a picture of yourself? 628 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,410 I'm polling my peeps. 629 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,345 You're what-ing your what? 630 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,814 I, um-- I build these websites. 631 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,117 Little online surveys, 632 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,019 let people weigh in on my decisions. 633 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:39,023 Oh, 'cause heaven forbid, you get the wrong sunglasses? 634 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,824 Hey. It's Marketing 101. 635 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,793 I mean, these little choices are important. 636 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,995 People are either going to accept you or reject you 637 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,196 based on their first impression. 638 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:49,867 Or you could just be yourself 639 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:52,136 and not really care what other people think? 640 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,939 $540! 641 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,842 $540. 642 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,045 That's $540. 643 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,947 Yeah. So? 644 00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:07,184 What? There's been a mistake. There's been a mistake. 645 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,087 I-I-It's two pieces of plastic and a label. 646 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,724 Here, try them on. No, no, no. 647 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,993 If I drop them, I'd have to mortgage my house. 648 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,729 Hey! 649 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,330 Kinda hot. 650 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,033 Oh... Wow! 651 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,968 That's what you're paying for. 652 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:28,005 I can almost see in color again. 653 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,009 Hey. Can I help you two? 654 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:33,043 Yes. Yes. Yes. 655 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,180 I'm actually here to return this 656 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:39,216 little dress. 657 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,453 Whoa! 658 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:45,856 Monica, what did you do to your dress? 659 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,925 I'm guessing the same thing you did to your hair. 660 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,326 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 661 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,261 I-- I didn't-- I didn't do anything. 662 00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:52,463 It just... 663 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:55,866 you know, it spontaneously melted. 664 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,901 It spontaneously melted? 665 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,436 That's not even possible. That can't happen. 666 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,938 It doesn't matter. 667 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,940 You have a no-questions return policy, right? 668 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,208 Did you put it in a microwave? 669 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:05,976 Did you put it in the microwave? 670 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,044 Because I don't think we can take it back 671 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,345 if you put it in the microwave. 672 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,280 I did not put it in the microwave. 673 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:12,015 Then what did you do to it? What is this? A police interrogation? 674 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,083 I steamed it. 675 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,018 With what? A blowtorch? 676 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,286 No. With water... 677 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,921 turned into steam... 678 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,456 by a humidifier. 679 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:22,025 You know with some of that little eucalyptus vapor stuff. 680 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:23,794 It was very stiff. 681 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:26,897 Well, were you trying to soften it or open its lungs? 682 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,233 I'm sorry, but we can't accept returns with 683 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:30,467 customer damage. 684 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,402 But I-I-I didn't damage it. 685 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,403 I steamed it. 686 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:34,872 No. You vaporized it. 687 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,206 Monica, come on. 688 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,341 You vaporized your prom dress. 689 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,042 Hey! Whose side are you on? 690 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,778 It's not about being on your side. 691 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,980 ( overlapping chatter ) 692 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,782 I'm sorry. I just got to say. 693 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,383 Well, it's really nice to see mothers and daughters 694 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,085 out shopping together. 695 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,219 Oh, she's not my mother. We're not related at all. 696 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,254 Zero chance. 697 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,321 ( phone beeping ) 698 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,358 My hair appointment. Okay. 699 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,460 This, this is not over yet. I'm coming back. 700 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,961 And this lady? She's crazy. 701 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,296 I do not know her. 702 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,464 I'm not really crazy. 703 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,232 Hey, hey, hey, why are you upset? 704 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,134 You completely just cost me my dress. 705 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,936 Oh, I did that to your dress? 706 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,938 Yes! Oh, did I also do that to your hair? 707 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:10,374 You know, how about taking some personal responsibility? 708 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,009 You want a new dress. 709 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310 You want something new, you buy it. 710 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,578 Oh. 711 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,280 ( security alarm blaring ) 712 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,881 Okay, did you hear that? 713 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:19,583 You hear that, someone is being busted 714 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,385 for shoplifting, okay. 715 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,453 Someone wanted something, and they didn't pay for it. 716 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:24,822 What? 717 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,060 Hello. 718 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,929 Ma'am, please follow me. 719 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,363 How's your personal responsibility 720 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:34,531 treating you now? 721 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:35,966 Really? Ma'am, please. 722 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:36,967 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. 723 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,302 Seriously. 724 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:39,837 Would a woman who dresses like this, 725 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,238 steal sunglasses that look like that? 726 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,108 Look, here's my Police Retirement Association 727 00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:47,377 pension card, okay. I'm a cop. 728 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,479 At the moment kind of-- kind of a cop. 729 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,949 You don't need to know about that. 730 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:54,117 All right, ma'am. I'm gonna let you off with a warning. 731 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,986 But you need to be more careful. 732 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,454 Think hard about the kind of example 733 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,989 you're setting for your daughter here. 734 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:01,491 My daughter-- I'm not her daughter! 735 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,460 We don't even look alike. We don't even look like each other. 736 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,262 She has blue eyes, I have brown eyes. 737 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:06,296 It's just silly to me. Can we just go now? 738 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,131 Just go. Yes. Thank you. 739 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:10,000 Can you take those back for me? Thanks, you're the best. 740 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,468 You're great at your job. 741 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,136 Is that true, you're a cop? 742 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:14,471 Yeah. 743 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,374 I mean, no. I'm on temporary sabbatical. 744 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,042 Indefinitely. 745 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,944 What happened? 746 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,379 Let's just stick to the mission, okay? 747 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,947 What is an ex-cop doing 748 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,349 looking for a piece of costume jewelry? 749 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:26,550 This is all getting really weird. 750 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:27,985 Then just give me the diamond. 751 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,052 The diamond? 752 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,187 You mean the fake diamond? 753 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,389 Yeah. Exactly, the fake. 754 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,957 Yes. 755 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,130 Hello, friend. 756 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,598 This is buzzing. 757 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,301 No. It was buzzing. But now it's stopped. 758 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,602 We gave up your spot. 759 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,537 What? No! 760 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:50,040 I literally came as fast as I could. 761 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:54,611 But now you have to wait until this one buzzes. 762 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,616 I need a corn dog. 763 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:03,253 See what you did? See there? 764 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,621 I don't like that color either. 765 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,089 Just be quiet. 766 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,357 Listen. 767 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,626 No. No talking. 768 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:12,262 I'm going to sit there and eat these corn dogs 769 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,064 and wait for that buzzer to buzz. 770 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,399 But if you would just-- 771 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,134 And you are not going to speak or distract me 772 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:21,004 in any way or complicate the situation, understood? 773 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:22,572 Understood? 774 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:25,108 Got it. 775 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:28,445 You need a moment... 776 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,148 and a corn dog. 777 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,121 Uh-uh. 778 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,990 No, no, no. 779 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,226 Uh-uh. 780 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,128 Oh, she doesn't like mustard. 781 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,630 Note to self. 782 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,966 ( ringing ) 783 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,334 Oh, come on. 784 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,040 Oh, snap. 785 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,275 ( cell phone ringing ) 786 00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,609 Oh, that's disgusting. 787 00:33:00,713 --> 00:33:03,080 Hey, Dad. Hey, kiddo. 788 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,048 I just wanted to check in on you. 789 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:07,184 You're doing okay? Oh. I'm-I'm doing great. 790 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,686 Just great. 791 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,989 I talked to Faraja in radiology. 792 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,423 Now they don't have prom in her country, 793 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,092 but she said she had a couple of dresses 794 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,727 she thought might work. 795 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:20,530 And there's a big sale today at Discount Warehouse of Shoes. 796 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:22,165 Thanks, Dad. 797 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,700 Those are... 798 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:25,702 good options. 799 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,105 Great. I'll be home by 6:00. 800 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,706 Okay, Dad. I love you. 801 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,675 Love you too. Tons, yo. 802 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,676 Yeah, no yo. 803 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,378 Yeah, just bye. 804 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,483 Discount Warehouse of Shoes? 805 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,617 Oh, I love that place. 806 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,785 No talking. 807 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,694 I have a question. 808 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,295 Oh, my goodness. 809 00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:55,532 One question. It's one, little. 810 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,667 Go ahead. 811 00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:02,406 You know your boyfriend, the soulless jerk 812 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:05,542 with the bedazzled letterman's jacket? 813 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,044 He's not soulless. 814 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,613 Right. He's full of soul. I forgot. 815 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:14,117 Okay, so let's say hypothetically, 816 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,820 um, I saw him 817 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:23,193 flirting with another girl, at say, I don't know, 818 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,529 a mall food court, 819 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:28,298 would you want me to tell you? 820 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,734 What? 821 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,841 He's supposed to be helping orphans. 822 00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:40,410 Does that girl have parents? 823 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,546 Yes! 824 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,481 Then he's not doing that. 825 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:50,554 Kyle? 826 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:52,289 Oh. Monica. 827 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,557 Hey. 828 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,558 What are you doing here? 829 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,625 Uh. 830 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,194 The orphans canceled. 831 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:58,695 Really? 832 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,630 The orphans canceled. 833 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:01,765 Yeah. They were just... 834 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,100 They were... 835 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,534 They were totally booked up today... 836 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,304 very busy doing orphan stuff. 837 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:08,672 Hi, Monica. 838 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:11,575 Nice hat. 839 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:14,744 Are you competing in a slalom later? 840 00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:17,814 Or maybe going for a luge? 841 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:24,754 Kyle, how could you with her? 842 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,857 No, this-- this isn't what it looks like. 843 00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:29,126 Okay, 'cause it looks like my supposed boyfriend 844 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,794 is having a date with my arch rival. 845 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:34,464 Okay. That might technically be somewhat accurate. 846 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:38,835 I am so sorry, Monica. 847 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:41,872 I know this must be really hard. 848 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:47,377 I mean, first I steal your man. 849 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:50,847 And then, tonight, 850 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,682 I rob you of the prom crown. 851 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:53,884 ALL: Ooh. 852 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,489 I... 853 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,924 I think I'm going to be sick. 854 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:05,228 That guy is a classic vanity case. 855 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,696 I told you. 856 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,332 You know, he's probably got an emotionally 857 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:13,203 distant lawyer for a dad, mom's, like an over-doter. 858 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,438 He just goes from girl to girl to girl. 859 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,207 ( Monica sobbing ) 860 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:24,781 Oh, wow. 861 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,753 This has affected you. 862 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,622 Okay. 863 00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:36,927 Oh, she's crying. 864 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,329 ( clears throat ) 865 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,331 Monica? 866 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,266 What? 867 00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:44,401 Do you... 868 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:48,772 need a corn dog? 869 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:52,876 This is what happens when you're not perfect. 870 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,511 What? 871 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:57,814 Is she here? 872 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,950 I'm so glad you're here. 873 00:36:59,952 --> 00:37:02,786 It's going to be okay. 874 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,422 Don't worry. No, it's okay. 875 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,490 Should I-- Should I hug you? 876 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,859 This is-- 877 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:12,929 Don't worry, we're gonna fix this. 878 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,265 It's just weird, okay. 879 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:18,235 You know what, I'm just gonna hug from afar. 880 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,771 Okay, we're gonna put you back together. 881 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:22,772 Okay? Okay. 882 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,261 Okay, come. 883 00:37:27,262 --> 00:37:28,912 You know, you are a strong, independent woman 884 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,814 and he is a shallow dirt bag. 885 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,649 Yeah, he's a dirt bag! 886 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,484 It was humiliating. 887 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:35,819 Everybody was watching. 888 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,788 Yeah, well, they just saw Ashley for the desperate 889 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,857 back-stabber she is. 890 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:44,894 He made a fool out of me in front of all those people. 891 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,697 Don't worry, we're gonna fix this. 892 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,399 Wait. What is she doing now? 893 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,936 Kyle Timmins, on your feet. 894 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,438 What? Me? Undercover mall security. Stand up. 895 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,873 All right, hold on a second. 896 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,843 Oh, you don't follow directions very well, do you? 897 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,845 Hey, Kyle, meet table. 898 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:03,813 Table, this is Kyle. Oh, no. 899 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:05,098 What did I do? 900 00:38:05,099 --> 00:38:06,382 Inappropriate use of hair products, 901 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,851 wearing jeans that make you look silly, 902 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,352 and we have an insider tip 903 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:10,687 that you may have shoplifted 904 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:13,690 hair loss products and a man girdle. 905 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:14,958 What? That's crazy! 906 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,893 I-I-I didn't shoplift anything! 907 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,361 Especially not a man girdle! 908 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:20,697 I have a body mass index of like 4%. 909 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:21,931 Oh, and you're so humble too. 910 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:22,899 Put your hands behind your head. 911 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,001 Is this a joke? 912 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,703 My dad's a lawyer. I'll sue! 913 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,438 Oh, fancy pants words. You know what? 914 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,939 We have rules in this here mall. 915 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,458 Yeah, we do. 916 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:32,976 No disorderly or lewd behavior. 917 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,512 I saw what you and Miss Thing were doing 918 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,414 with those chili fries over there. 919 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,050 Disgusting. What? It's illegal to eat chili fries? 920 00:38:40,052 --> 00:38:42,319 Hey. I'm the one asking the questions around here. 921 00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:44,554 Now touch your nose. 922 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,022 What? Do it! 923 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,357 Touch your toes. 924 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,858 Stand up. 925 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,893 Walk in a straight line. 926 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:50,894 Stop, turn around. 927 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:51,961 Walk in a crooked line. 928 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,363 Stop, turn around. 929 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,531 Waddle like a duck. 930 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:55,899 Whoa! Sing "Rocky Top." 931 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:57,534 What? Do the Macarena. 932 00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:58,835 I don't even know what that is! 933 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,037 Stop. Quiet. 934 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,676 Let's see what kind of incriminating items 935 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,078 are on your person. 936 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,346 That's right. 937 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,814 Looking in your bag. 938 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,449 Looking in your blue bag. 939 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:14,651 Looking in your blue bag-- 940 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,386 Oh, zit cream. 941 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,958 Hmm, back hair remover. 942 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,860 That's for my sister! 943 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,729 Yeah, I've heard that one before. 944 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:26,963 That's a lame excuse, buddy. 945 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,866 Oh, self tanner. 946 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,434 Monica. 947 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:33,770 I ask you what self-respecting male 948 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:34,971 uses self-tanner? 949 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,873 It's been very cloudy! 950 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,842 Okay? I need to keep a base. 951 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:40,810 Okay. That does it, Kyle? 952 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,079 I'm gonna have to take you downtown. 953 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,782 To the Department of Imposters, 954 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:47,884 of fakes, of frauds, of wannabes-- 955 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,586 I don't even think you're really mall security. 956 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,054 Oh, I assure you I am. 957 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,088 No. 958 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,857 Actually, you're not. 959 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,701 So my priceless little diamond. 960 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:08,438 Where the devil are you hiding? 961 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,639 ( tablet dings ) 962 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,053 Any news on the Williamson case? 963 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,956 Hey, you, so here's the thing. 964 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,825 I'm wondering why you had to, like, 965 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,493 arrest me when I'm just like hanging out 966 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:31,995 in the food court at the mall. 967 00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:33,763 It's because your security can't, like, 968 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,432 catch real criminals, right? 969 00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:37,000 You are just too scared of them, so you're like, 970 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,701 "Oh, hang out at the mall and see if I can arrest Liz today." 971 00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:39,869 Is that what happened? Sorry, Liz. 972 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,905 We'll try to expedite your case. 973 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:43,573 Yeah, expedite. 974 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:44,974 That's such a funny word, see. 975 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,443 I used to work here, people! 976 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,511 I know what "expedite" means! 977 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,215 We're gonna be here for hours. 978 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:54,017 Okay. 979 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,155 Hey, um... 980 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,924 sorry about your boyfriend. 981 00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:03,726 It's fine. 982 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:05,562 I'm not really sure I liked him 983 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,896 that much anyway. 984 00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:11,901 So how does a smart girl like you 985 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,870 end up with a jerk like him? 986 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,972 I, uh... 987 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:20,810 I set up an online poll. 988 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,012 Right, of course you did. 989 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,981 That-That sounds, that sounds right. 990 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,516 You know, when I heard the call on the radio, 991 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:28,117 I thought the suspect's description 992 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,254 was eerily similar to a certain partner I once had. 993 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,224 How are you, Liz? 994 00:41:34,226 --> 00:41:36,125 I'm so good, Adam. So glad you asked. 995 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,727 I've just been having a leisurely time off, 996 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,062 you know, going to the spa and such. 997 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,830 Can you please take these handcuffs off of me? 998 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,899 What part of "under arrest" do you not understand? 999 00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:43,967 Come on, Ed. 1000 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,836 Wait here. 1001 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,671 I'll see what I can do about getting the charges dropped. 1002 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,740 Yeah, you're always seeing what you can do. 1003 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,742 How about you actually do something for a change? 1004 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:54,677 Man, have I missed you. 1005 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,145 I didn't miss you at all. 1006 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,247 ( chuckles ) 1007 00:41:57,249 --> 00:42:00,917 Hey, is the chief around? 1008 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,653 Nope. Meeting with the mayor. 1009 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,821 Lucky. 1010 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,960 I can see why you like him. 1011 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,228 He's hot. 1012 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,998 What? Ed? Hot? 1013 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,934 No, no, that's-- No, that's ridiculous. 1014 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:20,970 You are crushing him. 1015 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,572 It's obvious. 1016 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:23,973 "I haven't missed you at all." 1017 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,141 You were doing the whole thing with him. 1018 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,242 No, no, no, no, there's no thing. 1019 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,911 We don't have a thing. 1020 00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:30,079 No, we-- we were partners, police partners. 1021 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,080 Mm-hmm. 1022 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:32,582 That's it. 1023 00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:34,083 Don't you have some kind of online 1024 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:37,253 poll blogging stuff that you do 1025 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:38,955 with your little phone when you touch it 1026 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:39,989 like every 10 seconds? 1027 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,624 Nope. 1028 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,092 No, you don't have that to do right now. 1029 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:44,861 Of all times, you don't do that right now, okay. 1030 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,596 How do you even know I'm single? 1031 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,031 You're obviously single. 1032 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:52,335 FYI, Ed has a crush on you too. 1033 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,940 I-I-I don't think he feels that particular way. 1034 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:59,075 Well, there's only one way to find out. 1035 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,177 Yeah? What's that? Flirt. 1036 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:03,212 Flirt? Yeah. You know, it's this thing humans do 1037 00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:05,014 when they're trying to demonstrate attraction-- 1038 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,149 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I know what flirting is. 1039 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,151 I'm just-- I'm just-- 1040 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:10,053 I'm not very well-versed at it. 1041 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:12,221 You know, it's remarkably easy 1042 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,990 once you put your mind to it. 1043 00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:15,892 Instead of insulting people, 1044 00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:17,093 compliment them. 1045 00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:20,363 What do you even know? 1046 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,664 You're like 12. 1047 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,333 Okay, try it on him. 1048 00:43:23,335 --> 00:43:26,269 I will do nothing of the sort. 1049 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,972 Yeah, you know, 1050 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:30,840 I didn't think you had it in you. 1051 00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:32,909 ( sighs ) 1052 00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:35,912 Really? Even with the sigh... 1053 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:37,213 With your brown eyes. 1054 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,948 "I didn't think you had it in you, 1055 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,683 "you think that's gonna get me to like turn around 1056 00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,051 and be like, Dennis, Dennis. 1057 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,187 You think, I'm just gonna be like, yeah, Dennis. 1058 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,888 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Dennis. I'm just-- 1059 00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:46,956 What do you want, Liz? 1060 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:53,196 Dennis, has anyone ever told you 1061 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:55,765 that you have really nice... 1062 00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:00,269 large nostrils? 1063 00:44:04,909 --> 00:44:06,309 Whatever, Liz. 1064 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,277 Yeah. Yeah, whatever. 1065 00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,381 "Large nostrils"? That's what you got? 1066 00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:13,016 He has really large nostrils. 1067 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:14,951 You don't necessarily have to point that out. 1068 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:17,053 What am I supposed to do, lie? Say he has small nostrils? 1069 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:18,755 Oh, my goodness. Sorry. 1070 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,890 I got some good news and bad news. 1071 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:21,891 Yeah. 1072 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:22,959 The good news is... 1073 00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:25,128 they got the charges 86. 1074 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,429 Great. 1075 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:27,830 The bad news is-- 1076 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:28,898 Where is she? 1077 00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:34,837 You? In my office, now! 1078 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,977 Shut the door! 1079 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:46,149 Shoplifting sunglasses? 1080 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:49,018 Impersonating mall security? What were you thinking? 1081 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,386 I was thinking that it was very bright out, 1082 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,722 and that I, you know, needed to protect my eyes. 1083 00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:54,957 You're a complete disgrace to this badge! 1084 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:58,294 Thanks to you, I'm actually not wearing a badge, so-- 1085 00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:02,331 Well, they seem friendly. 1086 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:06,269 Liz and the chief have a special relationship. 1087 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:09,338 Yeah, clearly one that involves a lot of yelling. 1088 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,941 Well, the chief always expected a lot from Liz. 1089 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:14,977 She's one of this department's rising stars. 1090 00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,914 Really? Liz? 1091 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,148 Well, she's a little rough around the edges 1092 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:22,051 but she's the best partner I ever had. 1093 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:25,154 The diamond is gone. 1094 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:27,990 Get that through your thick skull! 1095 00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:29,859 Why did she quit? 1096 00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,294 She didn't quit. 1097 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:32,962 What? 1098 00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:33,963 She didn't tell you what happened? 1099 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:36,966 No. 1100 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:38,334 Well, that's her business. 1101 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,038 I get it. I get it. Okay. 1102 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,107 Let's go! 1103 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,216 How about you stay out of trouble for a change? 1104 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:54,851 How about you keep your nose on your face 1105 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,986 and not in everybody's business? 1106 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,855 It's good seeing you, Liz. Yeah. 1107 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:01,224 If you need anything, I'm around, okay? 1108 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:02,892 Okay, thanks. 1109 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,894 And hey. I'm a cop. 1110 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,295 Having my nose in everyone's business 1111 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,231 is my business. 1112 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:10,199 Whatever. 1113 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:14,270 So let's get back to the shopping and the grooming 1114 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,206 and whatever other nonsense it is 1115 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,407 that we have to do here. 1116 00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,110 What's really going on? 1117 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,179 Nothing. 1118 00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:25,047 Why were you thrown off the force? 1119 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,252 And why do you really care about a piece of costume jewelry? 1120 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:33,990 Tell me or you can forget about the deal. 1121 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,527 It's not costume jewelry. 1122 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:48,871 It's not costume jewelry. 1123 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,443 The center stone in the necklace is a 21 carat 1124 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:59,148 pink diamond worth roughly $7 million. 1125 00:47:01,286 --> 00:47:02,919 Wait, what? 1126 00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:04,887 Yeah. 1127 00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,223 It was stolen 2 months ago. 1128 00:47:08,293 --> 00:47:09,892 It was my fault. 1129 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:16,532 There was a traveling exhibit of jewelry 1130 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,201 on display at the Civic Museum. 1131 00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:22,038 And the necklace, your necklace, 1132 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,507 was the star attraction. 1133 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:27,143 I knew there was something special about it. 1134 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:29,946 I was in charge of security. 1135 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:33,316 It was a real, real high-profile assignment. 1136 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:34,517 Ed offered to help me, 1137 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,486 but, I knew I had this on my own. 1138 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:40,289 There was one thing I didn't count on. 1139 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:45,094 Pierce Peters, one of the world's foremost jewel thieves. 1140 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,145 ( alarm ringing ) 1141 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,094 You know, being one of the only women on the force 1142 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:19,562 and with the chief constantly breathing 1143 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,564 down my neck, it doesn't always feel like 1144 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:25,001 an option for me to ask for help. 1145 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,171 So... 1146 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,676 I didn't call for backup. 1147 00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,180 I didn't call for backup. 1148 00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:41,150 I thought I had him. 1149 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:50,526 And that's when everything just starting to go downhill. 1150 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:53,529 Losing that diamond was a black mark on my record 1151 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,099 and erasing that mark was all I could think about. 1152 00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:02,438 And work starting slipping and nobody understood. 1153 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,506 I needed to make this right. 1154 00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:07,310 See, but... 1155 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:09,345 eventually the chief had enough and... 1156 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:15,518 Turning by badge in was one of the worst moments 1157 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,585 of my life. 1158 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:21,223 Wow. That's... 1159 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,594 That's pretty awful. I'm sorry. 1160 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:26,963 Yeah. 1161 00:49:26,965 --> 00:49:29,198 But... 1162 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,133 how did I end up with the diamond? 1163 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,103 Well... 1164 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,740 Pierce found a buyer for the diamond 1165 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:39,608 and he arranged an exchange. 1166 00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,458 But unfortunately for him 1167 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,326 and the rest of society actually, 1168 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,395 the safari look was in this season. 1169 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:09,672 And he gave the diamond to the wrong man. 1170 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:15,011 So the necklace went on a bit of an adventure. 1171 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,680 No one else was aware of the diamond's real value. 1172 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:20,549 MONICA: How did you find all this out? 1173 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,118 LIZ: A lot of good old fashioned shoe leather. 1174 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,754 I combed through taxi GPS data, 1175 00:50:24,756 --> 00:50:28,357 watched thousands of hours of surveillance footage. 1176 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,662 Interviewed the mime which was interesting, 1177 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,364 because he is a mime. 1178 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,500 And did you know that... 1179 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:38,768 is "no" in mime. 1180 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:40,069 Hmm. 1181 00:50:41,506 --> 00:50:43,806 LIZ: Anyway I tracked a food truck for days 1182 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,808 and that necklace 1183 00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:48,044 got it traded for hotdog. 1184 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,414 Lost to a biker in a card game. 1185 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:57,253 Sold to a pawn shop... 1186 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:05,594 where it was discovered by a local high school girl 1187 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,296 looking for something to wear to prom. 1188 00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:17,073 And that pretty much brings us up to date. 1189 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:22,078 Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 1190 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,813 Well, because, how could I be sure that 1191 00:51:23,815 --> 00:51:26,115 once you knew the value of the diamond 1192 00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:29,385 that you wouldn't disappear and try to sell it yourself? 1193 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,254 Yeah, but you could've just sent the cops. 1194 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,090 No. No. No. 1195 00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:36,692 You don't get it. You don't get it. 1196 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:43,466 See, I want to be the one to march the diamond in there. 1197 00:51:43,468 --> 00:51:46,602 I want to take that necklace into that station, 1198 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,270 look the chief square in the eye 1199 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,339 and say, "Lieutenant Elizabeth Morgan 1200 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:51,841 reporting recovery of stolen goods." 1201 00:51:51,843 --> 00:51:55,611 I need to be the one to make this right, Monica. 1202 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,246 That's kind of your thing, huh? 1203 00:51:58,382 --> 00:52:00,883 Making things right on your own. 1204 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,352 Lone Ranger-style. 1205 00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:07,656 Lone Ranger style. 1206 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,793 I like it. 1207 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:14,763 You know, that necklace was the one part of my outfit 1208 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:17,466 that I didn't put up for a vote. 1209 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:18,868 I just... 1210 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:20,436 I just really liked it. 1211 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:22,171 Wow! 1212 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:25,875 As it turns out, you have exorbitantly expensive taste. 1213 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,180 Can I ask you something? 1214 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,788 Why is it so hard for you to make a choice on your own? 1215 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,690 I don't know. 1216 00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:43,926 I guess... I just... 1217 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:46,495 I don't want to make the wrong choice. 1218 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:50,466 Yeah, but that's how you learn, by making mistakes. 1219 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:51,834 Everyone says that. 1220 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,702 But there are real consequences. 1221 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:54,904 There's real conseq-- Okay. 1222 00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,472 You're like 16 years old. 1223 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:57,840 What's the worst that can happen? 1224 00:52:57,842 --> 00:53:00,509 You wear blue eyeshadow instead of green? 1225 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,578 I mean, not that I care. I'm colorblind. 1226 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:07,349 I could be a disappointment. 1227 00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:11,620 People might not want to be around me. 1228 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,624 Is this still about Kyle? 1229 00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:19,595 Kyle. Sure. 1230 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,864 Or... 1231 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,265 my mom. 1232 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,737 You got to be pretty disappointing 1233 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:29,872 to leave a 3 year old. 1234 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,213 That... 1235 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,218 That was not your fault. 1236 00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:48,424 That's why I want to be prom queen. 1237 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,960 You know people like you. 1238 00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:53,562 I mean you got... You got the title, 1239 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,966 you got the crown, a page in the yearbook. 1240 00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:58,968 It's official. 1241 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:01,003 It's real. 1242 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,340 Oh, no! What time is it? 1243 00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,674 That's about 2 o'clock. 1244 00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:06,742 My driver's test! 1245 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:07,876 Oh, gosh, here we go again. 1246 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,812 Here we go. 1247 00:54:09,814 --> 00:54:11,647 Hi! Hi! Hi! 1248 00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:13,249 I'm here for my driver's test. 1249 00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:14,917 Please tell me I made it. 1250 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,452 I can't handle missing any more appointments today. 1251 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:17,519 You made it. 1252 00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:19,788 Barely. Thank you. 1253 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,624 Is this the car she'll be using for your exam? 1254 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,692 I'm sorry the what you'll be using for what? 1255 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:25,794 You understand, it is a driving test. 1256 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:27,396 You'll need something to drive. 1257 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:31,800 Hi! No. No. 1258 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:34,770 Yes. No. This was not part of the deal, okay. 1259 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,405 This was not part of the deal. 1260 00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,806 No one drives Brando but me. 1261 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:40,476 Okay. So you got to be gentle with Brando, okay. 1262 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:41,844 He's quick off the line. 1263 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:43,579 Sorry. Sorry. 1264 00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:44,947 And the steering's loose until it gets about 40. 1265 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,815 And the brakes are new so go easy... 1266 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:48,817 Sorry. On him. 1267 00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:50,052 LIZ: And be careful parking. 1268 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,420 Ma'am? This is your daughter's test. 1269 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,655 Not yours. 1270 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:54,590 She's not my daughter. Forget it. 1271 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:55,824 Just... 1272 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,593 pull Brando out of the traffic. 1273 00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:00,663 Watch the traffic. 1274 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:01,730 Stop! 1275 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,967 Sorry. 1276 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:07,870 Straight. 1277 00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:08,937 Okay. 1278 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:14,076 ( beeping ) 1279 00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:15,678 What the...? 1280 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,479 Oh, ignore it. That's just my radar. 1281 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,315 It means there's a highway patrol in the area. 1282 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,849 That's actually not legal. 1283 00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:22,584 Oh! 1284 00:55:22,586 --> 00:55:23,652 Garbage Truck! 1285 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,389 ( indistinct chattering ) 1286 00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,429 ( indistinct ) 1287 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:35,964 Garbage cans! 1288 00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:44,673 Stop now immediately. 1289 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,874 At least I signaled that time. 1290 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:47,042 Pull over! 1291 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,884 Get out! You're not driving another inch. 1292 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,953 Wait. Please. Give me one more chance. 1293 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:01,657 Floor it! What? 1294 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,758 LIZ: It's Pierce! 1295 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,493 Go now! 1296 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,963 So, I have to keep driving for a few more minutes. 1297 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,865 Maybe you can reset the test, give me one more chance. 1298 00:56:11,435 --> 00:56:13,035 Go faster! I cannot go faster. 1299 00:56:13,037 --> 00:56:14,503 There's a speed limit. 1300 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,972 Okay. I'm still being graded. 1301 00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:17,973 Yellow light! 1302 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:20,476 Run it! 1303 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:21,977 That was still yellow. That was still yellow. 1304 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:23,412 You can't dock me for that one. 1305 00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:28,684 You got to go, okay. 1306 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,486 We do not want this guy to catch us. 1307 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:33,122 Stop! Can somebody tell me what the devil's happening? 1308 00:56:33,124 --> 00:56:34,623 Get me out of this car. 1309 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,425 Oh, gosh. Would you stop your crying? 1310 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,494 Okay. Just hold on you big baby. 1311 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:40,763 I'm calling the police! That's not really going to work in here. 1312 00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:41,764 No signal? 1313 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,098 Yeah. I told you. 1314 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,000 ( screaming ) 1315 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:48,570 Oh! Oh! 1316 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:49,872 Okay. 1317 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:55,911 There, there. Take the freeway. 1318 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,980 I've never been on the freeway. 1319 00:56:57,982 --> 00:57:00,883 Don't get on the freeway. Yes! No! Don't get on the freeway! 1320 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:07,823 Wow! 1321 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:09,925 Close one. That was terrifying. 1322 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,060 Everything about this ride has been terrifying! 1323 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,563 Well, it's about to get a whole lot more terrifying. 1324 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:15,798 He's gaining on us. 1325 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:40,656 Nitro boost. What? 1326 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:42,491 Keep your eye on the road. I'm gonna hit the red button. 1327 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:43,992 The red button? You said not to push the red button. 1328 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:45,527 I'm going to push the red button. 1329 00:57:45,529 --> 00:57:47,029 Why are you pushing the red button? 1330 00:57:47,031 --> 00:57:49,698 Never push the red button. Don't you watch movies? 1331 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,567 It's time, folks. 1332 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:53,869 Okay, tighten your seatbelts, we're about to go a lot faster. 1333 00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:55,637 No. Please don't make us go faster. 1334 00:57:56,574 --> 00:58:00,108 One, two, three! 1335 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,612 ( indistinct ) 1336 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,948 Help me please! 1337 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:18,861 ( tires screeching ) 1338 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:24,066 I'm driving here! 1339 00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:25,200 Out of the way! 1340 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:26,702 Oh, yeah? 1341 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,542 You've got to be kidding me. 1342 00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:51,727 So... 1343 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:52,794 did I pass? 1344 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,844 "Here's one without the bedpan. 1345 00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:11,813 Northwest Hospital." Found you. 1346 00:59:11,815 --> 00:59:13,549 Northwest. 1347 00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:22,858 You have to give me another chance. 1348 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,593 You cannot fail me. Oh. No. 1349 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,295 I most certainly can. And I have. 1350 00:59:26,297 --> 00:59:28,096 You are totally, completely, failed. 1351 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:29,131 Okay. Well, well, wait... 1352 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:30,832 That other driver, 1353 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:32,668 I got away from him without breaking the speed limit. 1354 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,002 I mean, that kind of defensive driving 1355 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:36,204 has to count for something, right? 1356 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,740 Miss, you are quite literally the most dangerous driver 1357 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,175 I've ever tested. 1358 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,010 You're lucky I don't permanently ban you 1359 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:43,879 from driving forever. 1360 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:47,049 I don't legally think that you can do that. Yeah. 1361 00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:49,751 You can take your test again in 9 months. Nine months? 1362 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,186 And you should consider yourself lucky, 1363 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:52,821 I haven't thrown you in jail. 1364 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,122 What? Hey! Hey! Hey! 1365 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:55,724 We're not gonna be talking about jail here. 1366 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,225 You can't legally do that either. 1367 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,295 ( indistinct ) 1368 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,364 What are you doing? 1369 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,865 DMV: I'm having Brando impounded. 1370 01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:05,734 Apparently, I can do that. 1371 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:07,669 It's a death trap. 1372 01:00:07,671 --> 01:00:09,738 No way all that gear can be legal. 1373 01:00:10,674 --> 01:00:12,341 It most certainly is! 1374 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:13,342 Brando! 1375 01:00:13,344 --> 01:00:16,311 Brando, Brando, Brando... 1376 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,879 (sighs) 1377 01:00:17,881 --> 01:00:21,350 (shouts, grunts) 1378 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:22,351 Get out your phone! 1379 01:00:22,353 --> 01:00:23,852 Get your device! 1380 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:26,755 Do your things with the apps and the, and the... 1381 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:29,191 Ober and the uCab and whatever! 1382 01:00:30,361 --> 01:00:32,127 I can't believe that just happened. 1383 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,696 Monica, I mean, you're a pretty terrible driver. 1384 01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:37,232 It's all ruined! Everything! 1385 01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:41,970 My outfit, my relationship, the prom, my future ability to transport myself. 1386 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:45,407 It's all because of... you and that stupid necklace! 1387 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:48,076 And this has literally been the worst day of my life! 1388 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:51,313 Hey, look, there's no need to get pouty, okay? I am not getting pouty! 1389 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:53,882 You're getting pouty! Look! Pierce is still out there, okay? 1390 01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:57,886 You are still in danger. (laughing) What? You're gonna protect me? 1391 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:01,023 The washed up cop that drove everyone so crazy she got herself fired? 1392 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:03,925 That's not what happened. Oh, really? 'Cause I can see what happened. 1393 01:01:03,927 --> 01:01:08,230 You're so obsessive and narrow minded, you have no idea what's actually going on around you. 1394 01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:10,732 Whoa, right, I'm the obsessive one. Yeah. 1395 01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:12,751 Okay, yeah, Miss, (robot voice) "I build websites 1396 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:14,769 "so people will love me, though yes." (click) 1397 01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:18,040 Are you kidding me?! At least I have enough sense of self 1398 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,043 that I'm not constantly seeking approval! Because nobody approves of you! 1399 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:28,450 You know what? You need to give me the diamond, and we need to get you back to the station. 1400 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:31,219 'Kay, look, okay, you want the diamond? You can have the diamond. 1401 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:34,189 Really? Yeah, just take it, I'm done with it. I'm done with you. 1402 01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,458 The diamond is actually on you? 1403 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:38,694 It's in my purse. 1404 01:01:39,430 --> 01:01:40,962 Where is your purse? 1405 01:01:42,966 --> 01:01:44,900 In the car. 1406 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:48,070 Oh, God, in the... Well, come on, we have to go get it! 1407 01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:50,939 You have to go get it! I am going back home, and... 1408 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:53,909 trying to put my life back together again, and... 1409 01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:57,846 Forget I ever met you! No, Monica, we have to go and get... 1410 01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:58,980 the...necklace, it's... 1411 01:01:58,982 --> 01:02:00,982 (shouts) 1412 01:02:02,453 --> 01:02:05,754 (scoffs) You know what? You know what? 1413 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:07,389 I have one of these too! 1414 01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:12,094 Operator, I need the number for a cab. 1415 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:17,766 (clears throat) Yes, I'm aware that no one calls information any more. 1416 01:02:22,473 --> 01:02:24,005 Hi, um... 1417 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:32,981 No! No, no. I'm very okay. 1418 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:34,983 Hello, Monica. 1419 01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:39,354 We've so much to catch up on, so... 1420 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:44,326 be a dear, and come to the warehouse at the end of, uh... 1421 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:46,895 North Shore and Sunset. 1422 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:50,966 Oh, and don't forget to bring my little jewel, 1423 01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:54,035 or things might get a little... 1424 01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:55,270 unpleasant. 1425 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:02,110 MONICA: Taxi! Taxi. 1426 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:06,948 LIZ: No, I just need a regular cab to come pick me up. 1427 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,517 Surely they still have those, right? 1428 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:11,987 They're usually yellow, and some say "Taxi" on top, 1429 01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:14,956 and sometimes they have little numbers on the side that you... 1430 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,825 Liz! Liz! Liz! Monica? I'll call you back! 1431 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:18,960 What? Pierce has my dad! 1432 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:21,897 And don't forget to bring my little jewel... 1433 01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:23,431 ...or things might get a little... 1434 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:26,001 ...unpleasant. 1435 01:03:27,538 --> 01:03:29,004 What do we do? 1436 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,107 We do what he says. 1437 01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:34,409 But we don't even have the diamond. 1438 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:36,211 That's our first stop. 1439 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:40,048 You're gonna have to use your phone to summon us a cab. 1440 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:48,356 I need a new phone. Yeah, you do. Come on. 1441 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:56,131 Hi, hi. Arnie, Arnie, hi. 1442 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:58,200 Wait, I need to get my car back. Yeah. 1443 01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:00,535 Fill out all seven release forms and have a seat. 1444 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:03,038 Listen, we're really in a rush. So are all of them. 1445 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,208 Okay, you know what? I didn't want to do this, but here you go. 1446 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:08,143 Yeah, I'm FBI. I mean, come on. 1447 01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:11,179 I don't care if it was J. Edgar Hoover himself. 1448 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:14,883 You sit down and you wait, just like everybody else. 1449 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:18,286 Well, can you at least tell me if my car is in this lot or not? 1450 01:04:18,288 --> 01:04:23,859 Sure! After you fill out the forms, have a seat, and wait just like everybody else! 1451 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:26,428 You are a very angry person! Okay, stop, stop. Just come here. 1452 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,897 MONICA: What do we do now? 1453 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:32,534 We don't have time to wait here forever. Monica, honestly, I don't know! 1454 01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:38,073 Not a word. 1455 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:41,376 (sighs) Come on. 1456 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,544 Excuse me. 1457 01:04:45,883 --> 01:04:49,985 You know, I probably could take a look at the IT system. 1458 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:52,520 Really? Yeah, it's... 1459 01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:55,490 just your standard SQL database, probably. 1460 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,293 You know, I could get in, find your car, get it cleared. 1461 01:04:58,295 --> 01:05:01,930 I do it with the library system when I take too long to read the books. 1462 01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:03,999 But it's hopeless without a password. 1463 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,168 "Poopy." What?! 1464 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:09,371 That's the password. "Poopy." 1465 01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:11,039 How do you know? 1466 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:14,075 %83 of people use their pet's name as their password, 1467 01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:19,514 and I'm guessing that number is closer to %100 when you and your dog have matching t-shirts. 1468 01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:27,355 I need to get back there. Okay, I'll distract him. 1469 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:31,092 How? (sighs) I don't know, compliment him, right? 1470 01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:32,961 (inhales deeply) Just...follow my lead. 1471 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,133 (exhales, whispers) Come on. 1472 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,338 Um... 1473 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,340 Arnie... 1474 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:51,079 Hey, I think we got off on the wrong foot. 1475 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:53,715 Ma'am, I just need the forms. 1476 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:57,986 Um, has anyone ever told you that... 1477 01:05:57,988 --> 01:06:02,624 you have great...a great... 1478 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,025 forehead? 1479 01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,195 Huh? 1480 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:11,032 Yeah, it's--it's round, and your--your hair is like way back here, 1481 01:06:11,034 --> 01:06:13,668 and then it goes, "Whoop, whoop!" 1482 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:17,038 Ma'am, could you just please have a seat, and-- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 1483 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,341 Look,I have a forehead thing. It's weird, I know, okay? 1484 01:06:19,343 --> 01:06:21,710 What I'm trying to say is that... 1485 01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:23,078 You have a tough job. 1486 01:06:24,614 --> 01:06:27,315 Yes, you do, but you have a certain intellect, I see... 1487 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,418 The smarts and the thinking and the brain stuff, 1488 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:33,288 and--and you're good at your job. And I respect that. 1489 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:35,457 Thanks, that's... 1490 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:37,492 actually nice to hear. You know, well, um... 1491 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:39,728 nobody ever seems to appreciate what I do around here. 1492 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,364 I...I do. 1493 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:43,732 I-- I-- f... 1494 01:06:43,734 --> 01:06:46,668 find it very attractive... 1495 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:51,673 when a man is good at his job. 1496 01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:54,075 Yeah? Yeah. 1497 01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:56,211 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, you, you, you 1498 01:06:56,213 --> 01:07:01,516 sit in that chair, all day, and you are the guardian of cars. 1499 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:05,020 And you deal with people, and that takes a strong constitution. 1500 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:08,356 You know, your constitution is so strong. 1501 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,793 You know, I really don't feel like I'm appreciated in this job. 1502 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:15,764 I can see that. And this job, I mean it's hard for people to see the real you. 1503 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:18,099 That's exactly right, I mean, like, 1504 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:20,035 I'm stuck in this office all day. 1505 01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:22,737 It's tough for a man. 1506 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:25,473 I mean, it can't help that you're so... 1507 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,109 Uh, handsome! 1508 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:30,245 Did I just say that out loud? Whoa, I said it, yep. 1509 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:33,248 (inhales) It must make people feel really insecure. 1510 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,315 Handsome? 1511 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:36,351 Me? 1512 01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:42,257 You know, this may be against protocol, but... 1513 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:48,196 for you, maybe I can bend the rules just a little bit and check on your car. 1514 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:49,431 Okay. 1515 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:52,167 What is the plate number? 1516 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:57,439 It is, uh, four? "L"... Four. 1517 01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,375 "M"... 1518 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:05,747 "K"... 1519 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:09,751 Sorry, say that again? 1520 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,620 Four... Yeah. 1521 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:14,122 "L"... "L." 1522 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,091 "Four." "Four, 'L,' Four..." 1523 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,194 "'M', one, 'K'" 1524 01:08:19,196 --> 01:08:21,129 "4L4M1K" 1525 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:23,498 Uh...well! 1526 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:27,469 Looks here like I'm the one that needs to be apologizing to you! 1527 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:33,108 It says here your car was, "Towed in error," and it's ready for immediate release. 1528 01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,243 Wow, that's great news. That's great news. 1529 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:39,647 Here, um, just take this... 1530 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:42,750 and give it to the guard on level three. Actually... 1531 01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:48,289 That's my phone number. 1532 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,860 Maybe we could, uh, have dinner some time? 1533 01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:54,662 I'll bring my forehead. 1534 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,199 (snaps fingers) Yeah, you will! 1535 01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:03,505 What are you doin' back there?! Um, uh, you know, I was, I was 1536 01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:05,507 looking for the bathroom. 1537 01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:07,175 Second door on the right! 1538 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:09,177 I can hold it. (laughs) 1539 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:12,147 She'll hold it. She's good like that. 1540 01:09:13,884 --> 01:09:15,650 You know... 1541 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,253 You and your daughter look like you could be sisters. 1542 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:20,889 Well, thanks. Thank you. Yeah, okay. 1543 01:09:20,891 --> 01:09:22,157 Go, go, go! 1544 01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:27,929 MONICA: Nice work! I gotta say, I didn't think you had it in you. 1545 01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:30,932 I didn't either. But you, you with the computer, you were amazing! 1546 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:33,801 You're like Bill Gates but...smarter and with no glasses. 1547 01:09:33,803 --> 01:09:36,671 I can see why MIT wants you. 1548 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,406 We make a pretty great team. 1549 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,474 Yeah. 1550 01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:43,711 Um... 1551 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,213 The diamond isn't here. 1552 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,449 What? Well, I don't know! 1553 01:09:48,451 --> 01:09:50,451 I put it in my makeup and now it's gone. 1554 01:09:50,453 --> 01:09:53,321 Wha-- Wait, this is "Desert Flame." 1555 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:57,392 This is not my color, I'm a "Mountain Sunset." (stammering) What happened? 1556 01:09:57,394 --> 01:10:00,328 I have no idea, I would never wear "Desert Flame." 1557 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,897 I'm a winter. It completely washes me out. 1558 01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:05,600 I know, I know. Okay, just think, think, think. (sighs) 1559 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:08,903 SIERRA: You are a strong, independent woman, and he is a shallow dirtbag. 1560 01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:11,539 Sierra! Sierra! 1561 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,607 MONICA: She's at the park! 1562 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:13,975 LIZ: Why is she at the park? 1563 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:17,245 Prom pictures, it's the prettiest spot in town. 1564 01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:20,682 (scoffs) Please call me the second you get this! 1565 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:22,617 This is a crazy, serious, monster emergency! 1566 01:10:23,787 --> 01:10:26,221 The park is huge, she could be anywhere! 1567 01:10:26,223 --> 01:10:27,989 How are we supposed to get to her? 1568 01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:31,926 We need bikes, quick. 1569 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,494 Ah, we only have one left. We'll take it. 1570 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,563 LIZ: Take it easy, 1571 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,564 it's a little bumpy in here! 1572 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:37,565 I'm trying here, okay? 1573 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,400 Clear the road, people. 1574 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,003 Stay clear of the vehicle's path. I repeat. 1575 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:45,840 I told you you should have let me be in the mommy seat. Just be quiet, okay? 1576 01:10:45,842 --> 01:10:47,542 Whoa! 1577 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:49,377 My goodness, look out, look out! MAN: Whoa, easy! 1578 01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:50,878 LIZ: Look out, comin' through! (static) 1579 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,747 Sorry! 1580 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:55,450 Whoa! The pond, to the right, to the right, to the right! 1581 01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,018 Right, right, right, right, right! 1582 01:10:59,522 --> 01:11:00,989 LIZ: (groans) 1583 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:04,492 MONICA: (groaning) LIZ: Monica... 1584 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,796 It's stuck! Okay, well, push harder. 1585 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:10,665 LIZ: Pushing! Just push it harder! 1586 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:11,666 LIZ: I am! 1587 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,868 Kyle? 1588 01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:17,905 Listen, I am really glad you're here, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1589 01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:20,575 Now's not a good time, Kyle. No, look... 1590 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,343 I might have made a mistake with Ashley, you know? She's... 1591 01:11:22,345 --> 01:11:25,613 She's a little difficult, but... 1592 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:29,651 You know, I just, I was hoping you'd still be my date tonight. Wow. 1593 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:32,954 Kyle...I--I don't know what to say. 1594 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,923 I do. KYLE: (scoffs) Dude! 1595 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:42,864 KYLE: Look, I don't want any trouble, okay? Lady, no "man-girdle." 1596 01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:44,866 Kyle! Hello? 1597 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:49,437 Look, we're losing our lighting, we need to take pictures now! 1598 01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:51,673 Monica? 1599 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,941 What are you doing here? 1600 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,010 Nice to see you too, Ashley. 1601 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:59,080 So what do you say, babe? Be my date again? Huh? 1602 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,618 What? But you're my date! And she's... 1603 01:12:04,888 --> 01:12:09,490 Riding a bicycle. With the old lady from the mall. 1604 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:13,861 (scoffs) Oh, did I hear that correctly, Monica? Mm-hmm. 1605 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:18,032 Did she just call me old? You know what? I believe she did. 1606 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:20,568 (growls) That's not good. 1607 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:24,772 No, it wasn't me, it was her! No, I think she meant, "seasoned." 1608 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,641 (gasps) 'Cause you're not that old. 1609 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:30,678 Don't make me do "The Macarena" again. Yeah. 1610 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,013 ASHLEY: What are you doing? 1611 01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:35,717 Oh! ASHLEY: No! (squeals) 1612 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:36,951 BOTH: (screams) 1613 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:48,096 Wait, Sierra! There! (gasps) Go! 1614 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:50,398 (siren wailing) 1615 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:52,767 (gasps) 1616 01:12:54,571 --> 01:12:55,636 LIZ: (grunts) 1617 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,674 MONICA: I just need your makeup. But you're a winter! 1618 01:12:59,676 --> 01:13:01,809 My makeup just washes you out! We know, earlier we-- 1619 01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,845 Never mind, I just need your clutch. 1620 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:06,814 (sighing) Oh, oh, okay. 1621 01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:08,516 Okay, how did that get in there? 1622 01:13:08,518 --> 01:13:10,952 Long story. How much time do we have? Just enough. 1623 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:12,019 Okay. Let's go. 1624 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:14,956 LIZ: And remember, this guy's not messing around, okay? 1625 01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:16,491 Just follow my lead. MONICA: I'll be okay. 1626 01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:17,759 LIZ: We'll get your dad. 1627 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:20,428 LIZ: Look! Look, there's a door. 1628 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,530 LIZ: Bingo. ( clanging ) 1629 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:36,878 MONICA: You know, we could still take the diamond to the cops. Let them help? 1630 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:41,849 LIZ: No. No way, okay? I know this guy Pierce. All right? He's not messing around. 1631 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:44,852 LIZ: This is the best way to protect your dad. 1632 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,588 MONICA: Um, you got a little... LIZ: Yeah, okay. 1633 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:50,625 MONICA: Yeah, but then you'd get to march in the station with the diamond. 1634 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:52,894 LIZ: Well, yeah. MONICA: You know, like you've always wanted? 1635 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:59,000 LIZ: Yeah. Be pretty great to see the look on the chief's face, wouldn't it? But no. 1636 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:02,837 If you hate the chief so much then why don't you just transfer to a different department? 1637 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:04,572 'Cause I can't escape her. 1638 01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:08,042 She's like a giant tarantula on my back, sucking out my soul. 1639 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:13,114 She's my mom. Whoa, really? 1640 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,182 Yeah. 1641 01:14:15,185 --> 01:14:17,819 Wow, that, um... 1642 01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:19,020 That must be tough 1643 01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:20,721 Yeah, you have no idea. 1644 01:14:20,723 --> 01:14:23,124 I am fifth generation cop. 1645 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:27,028 My grad-dad always pushed my mom to be the best, and she was. 1646 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:31,232 But now she's on my back every day, pushing me to be the best. 1647 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,034 Pointing out every mistake. 1648 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:38,172 That...actually sounds kind of refreshing. 1649 01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:40,775 Uh, "refreshing" isn't the word I would use. 1650 01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:45,746 It's like, I--I love my dad, but... 1651 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:48,683 I'm only just "perfect" in his eyes, you know? 1652 01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:51,686 I don't know, let me try that on for size. 1653 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,888 "Hey, Liz! You're perfect!" "Oh, wow, thank you" 1654 01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:57,158 I think that feels pretty great, Monica. I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1655 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,995 Yeah, but, if someone's only telling you how great you are, then... 1656 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,264 How do you know when... 1657 01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:04,832 you're not great? 1658 01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:10,104 I mean, sometimes... 1659 01:15:12,242 --> 01:15:14,842 you need a mom... 1660 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,277 telling you the truth. 1661 01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:22,817 That's...probably why I'm always asking everyone's opinion on things. 1662 01:15:23,887 --> 01:15:27,221 So you can be "perfect" after all. 1663 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:32,927 So people won't leave you. 1664 01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:35,229 Yeah. Yeah. 1665 01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,797 Something like that. 1666 01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:43,871 Well, if I was your mom... 1667 01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:53,881 If I was your mom, I would tell you... 1668 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:57,652 that who you are today... 1669 01:15:57,654 --> 01:16:01,055 is way more interesting than "perfect" will ever be. 1670 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:06,928 Monica, you're such a great kid. (stammers) 1671 01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:11,132 You're such a great kid. 1672 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:12,199 And... 1673 01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:14,969 the people who are worth keeping? 1674 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:16,704 Right? They're always gonna be around. 1675 01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,307 'Kay, look at me. They've always been there for me. 1676 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:22,143 As difficult as I may be. I mean, that's questionable. (laughs) 1677 01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:25,212 You know, like, my mom, Ed, they've always been there. 1678 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:32,987 They've always been there. Wow, they've always been there. 1679 01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:37,925 Let's go rescue your dad. Yeah. 1680 01:16:39,329 --> 01:16:43,864 LIZ: Okay. Now remember, the most important thing-- 1681 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:44,999 Hello?! 1682 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,969 ...is the element of surprise. 1683 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,036 Sorry. 1684 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:50,805 Uh, I c-- I'm sorry. 1685 01:16:50,807 --> 01:16:53,107 PIERCE: Hello, ladies! 1686 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,376 Care to join me?! 1687 01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:58,012 LIZ: Get your walkin' shoes on. 1688 01:16:58,014 --> 01:17:00,214 PIERCE: These gizmos... 1689 01:17:00,216 --> 01:17:03,250 never cease to amaze, do they? 1690 01:17:03,252 --> 01:17:09,290 You can watch British Premier League football, live, right in your lap! 1691 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:12,693 It's just...amazing. 1692 01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:21,002 Good evening, Lieutenant. 1693 01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:24,305 Or should I say disgraced, former Lieutenant? 1694 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:28,309 Ha ha ha, see? That just cracks me up, y'know, 1695 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:33,214 because that, coming from a guy who gave a $7 million diamond 1696 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:34,949 to a complete and utter stranger. 1697 01:17:36,653 --> 01:17:38,819 Where's my diamond? 1698 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,257 I think we can both agree that I have 1699 01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:47,662 the more valuable collateral here, so please, after you. 1700 01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,365 ( whispering ) Give him the diamond. It's okay. 1701 01:18:04,947 --> 01:18:08,315 Now give me my dad. 1702 01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,017 Oh, Monica. 1703 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,989 Monica, Monica, Monica. 1704 01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:20,027 You didn't just expect me to hand him over, did you? 1705 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:23,464 What sort of incompetent criminal do you think I am? 1706 01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:27,334 Make no mistake, you will get your dad back. Absolutely. 1707 01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:29,837 I'll send you a text message 1708 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:32,807 with his precise location, soon, 1709 01:18:32,809 --> 01:18:36,877 from some safe, unnamed place, with warm weather. 1710 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,213 Until then? Au revoir. 1711 01:18:41,117 --> 01:18:42,183 Y'know something, Liz? 1712 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:43,851 What's that, Monica? 1713 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:45,886 For the world's best diamond thief, 1714 01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:47,021 guy's kind of an idiot. 1715 01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:50,057 I--right? Am I right? Total idiot. 1716 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,927 Exactly--what exactly do you mean by that? 1717 01:18:52,929 --> 01:18:55,296 It's the 21st century. It is. 1718 01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:57,198 I know exactly where my dad is. 1719 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,834 She does. Go get your dad, honey. 1720 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:00,968 Dad! 1721 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:06,874 Dad! Oh, Dad, I got you, I got you, I got you. 1722 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:10,144 Hold on. 1723 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,146 But how? 1724 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,515 How did you do that? 1725 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:15,783 Who is this creep? 1726 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:17,118 He's just a low-life 1727 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:20,788 who's going to jail for a long, long time. 1728 01:19:20,790 --> 01:19:21,856 What is that? 1729 01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:29,230 Some non-lethal, high-voltage stunning thingy? 1730 01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:31,232 How adorable. 1731 01:19:31,234 --> 01:19:34,869 Forgive me if I completely ignore it... 1732 01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:37,805 ...and just make my exit. 1733 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:39,106 Oh, ha! 1734 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,343 Why are you smiling? 1735 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:44,945 I think it's because this time... 1736 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,515 ...she called for back-up. Yeah. 1737 01:19:47,517 --> 01:19:52,419 ( police sirens ) 1738 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,525 All right, I need three teams! 1739 01:19:57,527 --> 01:20:00,027 Team One, Team One, take this exit. 1740 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:01,529 Team Two, cover my back. 1741 01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:04,398 I want battering ram ready, let's go! 1742 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,302 Well, I guess I'll just have to make my exit via the high road. 1743 01:20:11,207 --> 01:20:12,273 Oh, dear. 1744 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:17,912 ( incoherent yelps ) 1745 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:20,014 Where's my battering ram? 1746 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:21,382 Move it! 1747 01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,050 Wait for my command! 1748 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:27,254 Enter on my cue! Three, two, one! 1749 01:20:30,893 --> 01:20:37,064 Ohh...on second thought, Ed, I have missed you. 1750 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:42,937 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1751 01:20:42,939 --> 01:20:44,505 Ahh. ( laughter ) 1752 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:52,379 ( police radio ) 1753 01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:58,085 ( cheering and clapping ) 1754 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:12,066 Lieutenant Elizabeth Morgan, 1755 01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:14,902 reporting recovery of stolen goods... 1756 01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:20,074 ...and apprehension of suspected perpetrator. 1757 01:21:20,076 --> 01:21:21,575 Permission to file a report. 1758 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,946 Book 'im. 1759 01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:27,348 Take 'im, boys. 1760 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:29,617 And get that necklace down to Evidence. 1761 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,219 Lieutenant. 1762 01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:35,055 One more thing. 1763 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:36,123 Yeah? 1764 01:21:41,998 --> 01:21:43,898 You'll need your badge back. 1765 01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:50,905 ( cheering and clapping ) 1766 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,414 No! 1767 01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:05,185 Thank you for saving me. 1768 01:22:05,187 --> 01:22:07,688 You really are an incredible kid, y'know. 1769 01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:10,057 How can I possibly go to MIT? 1770 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,959 I mean, what would you do without me? 1771 01:22:11,961 --> 01:22:15,496 Oh, now, that can't be a factor in your decision. 1772 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:20,467 Well...I mean... 1773 01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:22,336 ...I don't want to leave you. 1774 01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:26,373 Monica, that's how I'll know when I've done my job. 1775 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,108 When you can leave. 1776 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:30,077 Besides, I'm not going anywhere! 1777 01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:33,047 I'm right here. It's four years. 1778 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,282 And if you decide to stay in Boston, 1779 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:38,619 or move to New York or Kathmandu, guess what? 1780 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:42,289 They need nurses there, too. I'll be around. 1781 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:45,626 Thanks, Dad. 1782 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,997 ( pager goes off ) Oh! 1783 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,969 LIZ: 'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Hey! 1784 01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:56,737 Look, they have an opening, let's go. No, it's okay. 1785 01:22:56,739 --> 01:22:58,405 No, no, no, you can make it! There's an opening! 1786 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:00,007 I'll give you a police escort! 1787 01:23:00,009 --> 01:23:03,143 Forget it. After everything that happened today, 1788 01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:05,045 prom just doesn't seem that important. 1789 01:23:05,047 --> 01:23:07,581 Look, it's prom, okay? You have to go. 1790 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:11,652 Come on! This is the biggest night of your high school career! 1791 01:23:13,055 --> 01:23:16,023 But I don't have anything to wear. 1792 01:23:16,025 --> 01:23:19,560 Well...follow me. 1793 01:23:23,733 --> 01:23:28,635 Welcome to the coolest department store in the city. 1794 01:23:28,637 --> 01:23:29,703 Buzz us in. 1795 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,179 Central Police Station Evidence Room. 1796 01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:40,447 Wow. 1797 01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:41,448 What is that? 1798 01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:43,083 Can I touch anything? 1799 01:23:43,085 --> 01:23:48,255 Lucky for you, some criminals have great taste. 1800 01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:49,656 Oh, yeah, they do. 1801 01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:54,762 Live it up, whatever you're feeling 1802 01:23:54,764 --> 01:23:57,464 You and I, clear summer for sailing 1803 01:23:57,466 --> 01:24:00,501 We will go all over the world 1804 01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:02,102 We will go all over the world 1805 01:24:02,104 --> 01:24:05,506 Here we go, it's just the beginning 1806 01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:07,608 Yeah, you and me, we're spinning 1807 01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:10,411 What do you think? Do you like it? What do you think? 1808 01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:15,282 Wow. I mean, wow. 1809 01:24:16,752 --> 01:24:19,586 I think the real question is, what do you think? 1810 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,058 I like it. I love it. 1811 01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,759 I really like it. It even works with the hat. 1812 01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:27,761 I know, right? 1813 01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:30,064 But there's something missing. 1814 01:24:30,066 --> 01:24:33,367 What? It's missing, just a little, I don't know, 1815 01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:35,369 just, maybe... 1816 01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:37,137 ...a little of this? 1817 01:24:43,813 --> 01:24:46,847 Wow... 1818 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:51,819 ...Oh, my goodness. Perfect. 1819 01:24:51,821 --> 01:24:53,754 I can't. It is way too valuable. 1820 01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:56,123 Well, I mean, you're gonna need a full police escort. 1821 01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,127 I've never been to prom. 1822 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:02,830 Oh, you are going to prom. I'm going to prom? 1823 01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:04,798 You're going to prom! I'm going to prom! 1824 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:08,102 ( police sirens ) Live it up, whatever you're feeling 1825 01:25:08,104 --> 01:25:09,870 You and I, clear summer for sailing 1826 01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:12,639 We will go all over the world 1827 01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,875 We will go all over the world 1828 01:25:14,877 --> 01:25:17,845 Here we go, it's just the beginning 1829 01:25:17,847 --> 01:25:20,848 Yeah, you and me, we're spinning 1830 01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:23,250 We will go all over the world 1831 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,819 We will go all over the world 1832 01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:30,424 And this bright life illuminates the way Listen up! 1833 01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:33,360 I want two men at every entrance, To a brand new place 1834 01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:36,797 and a full squad inside! A brand new day 1835 01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:41,335 I don't know what to expect And keep your eyes on that necklace! 1836 01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:45,873 Will never be the same, Live it up, whatever you're feeling! 1837 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:47,808 You and I, clear summer for sailing 1838 01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:50,511 Why, I never thought I'd live to see the day. 1839 01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:52,479 My daughter in a ball gown. 1840 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:55,716 Well, it's for official police business, so... 1841 01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,921 Oh, thanks. 1842 01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:02,823 It was just a little twisted. 1843 01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:07,394 No, I mean, thanks for everything. 1844 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:09,863 You're welcome, honey. You and I, clear summer for sailing 1845 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:11,798 Thank you. We will go all over the world 1846 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,234 We will go all over the world Hey. 1847 01:26:14,236 --> 01:26:17,905 Here we go, it's just the beginning 1848 01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:19,840 You cut your hair! 1849 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:21,909 Well, uh, technically, she did. 1850 01:26:21,911 --> 01:26:26,780 Yeah, yeah, I've had loads of experience. Chop chop. 1851 01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:27,781 I love it. 1852 01:26:27,783 --> 01:26:30,918 Me too. You look hot. 1853 01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,921 Oh, I almost forgot. You won. 1854 01:26:33,923 --> 01:26:34,922 What? What? 1855 01:26:34,924 --> 01:26:36,790 Yeah! In a landslide. 1856 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:39,893 News about Kyle cheating on you with Ashley went viral. 1857 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,528 Her support collapsed. 1858 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:44,231 You are Prom Queen! 1859 01:26:44,967 --> 01:26:49,436 Wow! That's, um...wow! 1860 01:26:49,438 --> 01:26:50,938 Group hug! 1861 01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,741 Come on, girls, let's go to prom! 1862 01:26:54,743 --> 01:26:57,744 We're going to prom. Oh, we're going! 1863 01:26:57,746 --> 01:27:00,914 Here we go, and it's just the beginning 1864 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,316 Yeah, you and me, we're spinning Okay, let's go! 1865 01:27:02,318 --> 01:27:03,750 ( clapping and cheering ) 1866 01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:05,786 We will go all over the world 1867 01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:08,488 We will go all over the world 1868 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:11,225 Yeah, Monica! 1869 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,837 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1870 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:26,640 This is an incredible honor. 1871 01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:32,312 Wow! Um, for the past few weeks, 1872 01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:34,381 this moment is all I could think about. 1873 01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:39,953 But I woke up this morning, and my day 1874 01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:42,489 took a little bit of a detour. 1875 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:45,392 You see, there was this person. 1876 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:48,862 Sure, she had terrible style 1877 01:27:48,864 --> 01:27:50,864 and questionable social skills, 1878 01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:52,799 and sure, she probably ruined my chance 1879 01:27:52,801 --> 01:27:55,836 to ever legally drive in the state. I'm so sorry. 1880 01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:59,539 But she taught me something. 1881 01:28:01,043 --> 01:28:06,013 Something I wanna share with all of you. 1882 01:28:06,015 --> 01:28:08,849 Whoever you really are, 1883 01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:14,421 it's okay to be that person. 1884 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:17,424 And you don't have to put it up for a vote. 1885 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:21,995 Because perfect, eh, it's overrated. 1886 01:28:21,997 --> 01:28:24,831 And the people that really care about you? 1887 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,633 They're not going anywhere. 1888 01:28:29,338 --> 01:28:33,073 And I've decided to go to MIT next year. 1889 01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:35,609 Oh, yeah, you will! 1890 01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:39,313 Sorry, sorry. 1891 01:28:41,350 --> 01:28:42,582 I'm gonna miss you all. 1892 01:28:43,519 --> 01:28:44,818 So tonight? 1893 01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:47,888 Let's soak it up, and have a great time. 1894 01:28:47,890 --> 01:28:49,056 Thank you. 1895 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,827 The Fooo: ALL OVER THE WORLD 1896 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:56,830 We've got the love together we can sing it 1897 01:28:56,832 --> 01:29:02,936 All over the world, all over the world 1898 01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:05,839 We all belong together we can bring it 1899 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,608 All over the world, all over the world 1900 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:12,913 Beat it! You gotta move, gotta move like that 1901 01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:14,981 Move like that to the groove like that 1902 01:29:14,983 --> 01:29:19,853 All over the world, all over the world 1903 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,888 LIZ: Ed? 1904 01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:23,390 You've--you h- you are... 1905 01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:28,829 ...you have such great... 1906 01:29:30,132 --> 01:29:31,698 ...nostrils. 1907 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:38,405 Thanks. 1908 01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:47,914 Um, do you, um... 1909 01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:48,982 ...do you... 1910 01:29:50,953 --> 01:29:52,152 ...do you wanna dance? 1911 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:54,955 Yeah! Let's do it. Okay, great. 1912 01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:55,956 Can I lead? 1913 01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:57,424 Probably not! 1914 01:29:57,426 --> 01:29:58,992 Dance like that to the beat like that 1915 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:02,496 We got the love together we can sing it 1916 01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:07,134 All over the world, all over the world 1917 01:30:07,136 --> 01:30:11,905 ( pop music playing ) 1918 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:15,842 I might try to sleep, still with the status quo 1919 01:30:15,844 --> 01:30:18,845 I always wonder if it's all worth it 1920 01:30:18,847 --> 01:30:23,817 Come on! I turn the thing too much, too safe and out of touch 1921 01:30:23,819 --> 01:30:25,118 Okay, let's skip that part real quick. I'm over waiting for 1922 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:28,155 something perfect 1923 01:30:28,157 --> 01:30:32,159 ( yelling through megaphone ) Everything that could go wrong did go wrong 1924 01:30:32,161 --> 01:30:35,996 And I could be freaking out 'cause 1925 01:30:35,998 --> 01:30:39,800 everything that can go wrong will go wrong 1926 01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:43,737 Oh, oh, sorry! Okay. Oh... 1927 01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:45,806 Okay, um, how did that get in there? 1928 01:30:45,808 --> 01:30:47,774 How much time do we have? Just enough. 1929 01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:51,978 Okay. Oh, we need the... ...'scuse me, we need the... 1930 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:53,146 ...best part of the necklace. DIRECTOR: One more right away! 1931 01:30:57,453 --> 01:31:00,554 Uhh. 1932 01:31:00,556 --> 01:31:02,689 Push harder. Yeah, just, um... 1933 01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:07,627 ( groaning with effort ) 185630