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life on the outside
happens without you.

♪♪

Ten months after
getting out of prison,

I'm still learning about
all the things I missed out on.

♪♪

I wish I'd had my kids
back in the good ol' days

when being a dad was easier.

You didn't have to go
to no birthday parties...

you didn't
have to do no hair...

didn't have to help
with no homework.

Back then, all you had to do
was teach your son

how to tie a tie
for the eventual funerals...

and, your daughter,
how to keep her legs closed.

Now I have to learn
all this social-media stuff

just to communicate
with my kids.

The real reason is back then,
the expectations were lower.

There was a lot less for dads
to do, which means...

there was a lot less
for dads to miss out on.

Okay, okay, I get it.

You see a black man
sitting here,

so I must be selling
or stealing something.

Well, you got the wrong dude,
Officer! 'Cause that ain't me!

Actually, I see
a grown man on a bench

with a coat folded in his lap
taking pictures of little kids.

Ho, ho. Okay.

I see your point,
and it's valid.

♪♪

Tray: Yo, Felony,
I did not know you was

in the medical profession
in addition to being a thief.

I'm wearing scrubs 'cause I was
my girlfriend's labor coach.

Oh. Did you cut the cord?
It's so cool.

I cut the cord
on both of my kids.

I did, and we delayed
clamping, of course.

-Of course.
-What the hell is going on?!

Jaybird: Ain't like
the old days, Tray.

These fathers go through
the whole process now. Ugh!

I'll just add that
to the list of things

I missed out on
with my kids.

Man, I went from
pre-natal care

right up until
the baby came out.

I think you mean, "Until
the placenta came out."

Alejandro, you gotta
be here at least a month

before you earn the right
to drop knowledge.

But I thought I was
waiting a month to use
the bathroom already.

-I don't make the rules, okay?
-Yeah, you did.

Right before Alejandro
moved in, you said,

"Let's break this fool."

And it worked, man.
[ Sobs ]

What's goin' on,
my rehabilitated refugees?

Cuzzo. I'm outside mad-long.
What's goin' on?

Sorry, Bobby. My man Felony
just had a baby yesterday.

-Congratulations! Natural birth?
-Yeah.

Oh, that's a perfect round head
for the vaginal delivery.

-That is excellent.
-You know how to deliver babies?

You remember, uh, Koko,
my sister's best friend?

She had the uneven titties?
Mm-hmm.

Anyways, I wake up one morning.
I go to the kitchen.

She in the middle of labor,
on the table, 'kay?

You know what I'm saying?
My sister's gone.
Mom's is at work.

She used to work at, uh,
D'Agostino's off of Third.

You know what I'm saying?
You know, that's not
even there no more.

It's an
architectural firm.

It's, like, uh,
"Logan and Burns Designs," 'kay?

Bobby!
Cut to the chase!

Okay, okay.
So, I get a cab, right?

So, we're on the way to
Manhattan to see the doctor.

Her contractions is goin' crazy,
and they 20 seconds apart.

So I'm like,
"Pull the cab over."

And right there in the back
of the Yellow Cab,

the baby was born on the side
of the Brooklyn Bridge, B.

-So you delivered that baby?
-You know what? No, no.

Luckily, the cabbie was an
obstetrician in, uh, Bangladesh.

Check this out.
This is when I started filming

when Julie was
at 10 centimeters.

Wow!

Shay: Baby,
I think it's wrong.

The picture shows that
the holes are on top.

Yeah, why are we
even doing this?

Have you not seen
the house?

There is nowhere to put
any of our crap.

All of our stuff is on
the dining table.

You got books, you got iPads,
you got, uh, cellphones.

And we always gotta
clear the table off

before we can even
eat a meal.

And if I have take off
one more electronic gadget

or if I trip over another cord,
you're gonna end up havin' to

take me out of here
in a straitjacket!

I meant, why didn't we just
pay somebody to assemble it?

-Oh. Sorry.
-Mm-hmm.

-I-It's been a long week.
-Yeah, I know.

Should be in bed binge-watching
some TV or just relaxing.

You tryin' to have
some afternoon sex?

-Yes. Yeah.

Oh, well, you should've
just said that

from the get-go,
you know.

[ Doorbell rings ]
Ugh. Hold on.

-Really?
-Wait a minute.

You stay right there,
'cause I'm getting that.

[ Door opens ]
Tray: Shay.

Please tell me you filmed
the kids being born.

Josh, do those instructions say,
"Answer random-ass question

from dude that doesn't call
before comin' over"?

Uh, it's mostly
just pictures. Uh --

Josh, were you in
the delivery room

when the twins
were being born?

You know I didn't meet the kids
until they were 4.

What's up, Tray?
The guys at the halfway house

all got to see
their kids being born.

You know, they coached,
they cut cords.

Even Bobby
coached a birth!

Anyway, please
tell me filmed it.

I would love to see
my kids being born,

even if it's videotape.

Yeah, I mean,
one of my girlfriends

was in the delivery room
with a camera,

but I don't know
where the tape is at.

Now, look here. We was
in the middle of something.

-Can this wait?
-I waited 15 years.

And I don't know
what that day is about --

how much they weighed,
where they were born at,

if it was caesarean.

I don't even know
which one of my kids

pushed their way into
this crazy-ass world first!

-Amira came out first.
-Of course she did.

-Yeah.
-Anyway, Shay, please.

No, man,
I lost all of that.

First birthday,
first holiday, first steps,

first words...

...first breath.

♪♪

Look, I can look down
in the basement

and see if it's in one
of those boxes down there.

-Maybe the tape's in there.
-Wait.

You got a videotape of the
kids' birth in the basement?

I wanna see that.
I've never seen that.

I was howling like I was
transforming into a werewolf.

It wasn't an easy time
for me then.

♪♪

James told me not to bring
the kids this weekend.

I was like, "What do you think?
I'm made of money?"

My mother can't
babysit them anymore,

especially since he got just
locked up for the third time.

Mother #2:
Well, I brought extra food
in case the kids get hungry,

and I got a whole sock
full of quarters for
the vending machine.

I remembered my quarters
this week.

And my pictures
of the new baby.

Made Gary some peanut-butter
cookies, too.

If that asshole guard let me
bring 'em in this time.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

-First time on the bus?
-It's that obvious?

You goin' to visit
family members?
My boyfriend.

He's in for attempted murder,
but he didn't do it, though.

We got ourselves a good lawyer
this time, so he's appealing it.

I just hope he's out in time
for Christmas this year.

My boyfriend won't be.

Listen, I'm-a tell you something
that I wish someone had told me

the first time that
Caesar got locked up.

Okay, you gonna have to be
on the phone a lot.

You can buy him these
phone cards so he
can call you collect.

And then if he waits till after
midnight, it's a little cheaper.

Also, me and Caesar, we write
to each other all the time.

That's why I always
carry this around.

You see how the stamp
is upside down?

-Mm-hmm.
-That means "I love you."

Can't he just say that
in the letter?

-What you mean?
-Never mind.

♪♪

♪ No regrets ♪

♪ No "I told you so" ♪

Is your dad
on a time-out, too?

What's that?

Is your dad here 'cause he's
on a time-out like my daddy?

Yeah. Time-out.
That's right.

♪♪

Man: Get your ID's out!

♪ No sleepless nights ♪

♪ What I did was right ♪

Shay: What are you doing,
crazy man?

Tryin' to get this
good baby smell on me.

Boy, that has been in a box
for the last 14 years.

If anything, it smells
like mothballs.

I wonder who wore this one.
Amira or Shahzad?

[ Scoffs ]
They both did.

I was so overwhelmed
when they were little.

It didn't matter to me.
Boy or girl.

As long as they were clean,

I was puttin'
their clothes on 'em.

[ Sighs ]
This was the last box.

You know, I moved
around a lot, Tray.

I'm sorry. It must've
got lost in the shuffle.

♪♪

Shay, where'd you get
that elephant?!

From the box. Why?

I had the same exact one!

Shahzad used to carry this
around with him everywhere.

It was his.
I used to carry mine's

around all the time, too.
Yo, listen.

When I was a kid,
elephants was my jam.

Especially after I learned
that they'll stomp their owners

to death
if they're mean to them.

They don't forget.
And they got big dicks.

Hmm, well, Shahzad like "Dumbo,"
the Disney movie.

I wonder what the twins
got in common with me.

Ha. Way too much.

-Shahzad chewed just like you.
-[ Laughs ]

Amira make that same face that
you make when you concentrate.

-I'm concentrating.
-Mm-hmm.

They used to
drive me crazy.

Oh, and they both loved
to grab at my boobs.

And we know that's genetic.
Well, that's 'cause we

recognize top-shelf boobs
when we see them.

-[ Laughs ] Shay.
-Hmm?

It's all right.
Thanks for trying.

♪♪

You know what? We got
a storage unit up in Queens.

Maybe the tape's there.

♪♪

-Where are you going?
-I'm going to Queens.

It's a long subway ride,
and I'm going upstairs first

to get some of them
energy bars you and Josh got.

You know
I got a car, right?

Well, I'm-a still have
the energy bars. You coming?

[ Baby coos ]

Woman: Today,
we are going to the farm.

Boy, it is nice
to have some help.

I don't know when
the last time it was

I sat down here
and just relaxed.

This whole VCR setup
you got going

is the life-saver, girl --
not me.

And lookit.
You have baby videos.

Are you crazy?

Before you got here,
I used to have to take the twins

with me to the bathroom
when I got ready for work.

They seen me naked so times,

I don't even think they
recognize me with clothes on.

Hey. I'm gonna go
warm up their food...
Mom.

...while they -- What?

I am so proud of you.

Six months clean.
You are doing so good.

Thank you, baby.

I'm just sorry I wasn't here
for you when they were born.

Well, you're here now.

And like I keep telling you,
I got a birth video

we can sit down
and watch together

so you can see
what we missed.

And I keep telling you,
"Hell naw." Mnh-mnh.

Look. I haven't even
watched it by myself.

I feel like it's weird.

And watching it
with your mama feels right?

-Yeah.
-Girl, I don't wanna see stuff

coming out
of your coochie!

Shay:
Don't get your hopes up.

Just check anything
that has "2002."

Tray: Damn. These all the
letters I wrote you from prison?

Yeah.

They're still sealed.

I wrote you dozens
of letters from prison,

and you didn't read one?

I was afraid, Tray.

-[ Sighs ]
-Afraid of what?

I mean, you wouldn't
even tuck your chain in

while we was ridin'
the R train.

But you were scared
to read them letters.

I knew whatever you wrote
would piss me off

or make me wanna try
to work things with you.

And I couldn't afford
either one. I'm sorry.

I had to be indifferent,
or I wouldn't have made it.

Hmm. I get it.

But damn. I poured my heart
out in those letters.

Well, if it'll make you
feel any better,

I can read one
right now.

It would.

Okay.

Let's see.

N-No.

I wrote this one asking you
to put some money on my books.

No. No.
Not this one.

I wrote this one
asking you to send me

some nasty pictures
of yourself.

-[ Chuckles ]
-No.

I wrote this one
'cause I was mad at you

for not sending nasty
pictures of yourself.

Oh, hell, no! This was
nasty pictures of me.

-Who took those?
-Don't worry about it!

♪♪

No, no, no, no.
Let's find one.

Let me see if I can find one
in here that's good.

This is a good one
right here.

This is a letter --

the happiest day
of my life in prison.

The day I got
my G.E.D.

I didn't know you got
your high-school diploma.

And look at you, Tray.
[ Laughs ]

I don't know what I was
so damn excited for.

I had eleven more years
to go, man.

I didn't know what
I was gonna do.

What, I was gonna ask for
a raise at my kitchen job?

You know, enroll in college
and defer it for 12 more years?

Well, maybe it was good
to break up the monotony.

Hm. I didn't do it
for that, though, Shay.

I was planning on gettin' out
and taking care of you.

Now the kids are here.

I'm even more motivated
to get myself together.

And when I do that, baby,
that's when I'll be proud.

-Ah! There it is! I found it!
-Whoa!

I was gonna make you reenact
the delivery for me.

But now all we got to do
is get a VCR,

go to your house,
and watch this with Josh.

I don't have a VCR.

You mean to tell me
you got a pinstripe

polka-dot pantsuit
from 1982,

but you threw out the machine
that plays this?

No.
I didn't throw it out.

Shay:
Mama, tell me the truth.

You sold my goddamn TV
so you could buy drugs!

Don't you cuss around me.
I can still slap your --

You are high on crack, and
you stole your daughter's TV!

And you're talkin'
about me cussin'?!

[ Scoffs ]
You need to get help.

Hmm.

Fuck.

Wait a -- Wait a minute.

Where's the money
that was in here?

Ohh!
How should I know?

There was $200 in here
yesterday, Mama.

How dare you accuse me!

That was
my grocery money.

How am I supposed
to feed my kids?!

Get out.
Get out of my house!

What you mean,
get out of your house?

-Yep.
-Girl, you ain't shit!

-You gonna put me out?!
-Get out of my house!

Oh, please.
I ain't thinkin' 'bout you!

Get the fuck out!

[ Babies crying ]

[ Pounding on door ]

[ Sobbing ]

♪♪

[ Babies crying ]

♪♪

Ohh. My babies.
My babies.

[ Babies crying ]

Yeah. Yeah.

♪♪

[ Crying ] Shh. Shhh.

We come too far, and I got to
watch this video tape tonight!

But we don't have a VCR.

Hmm. I think I know
somebody who might.

Seriously? What kind
of cheapskate hoarder
would still have a VCR?

The kind that runs
a halfway house.

♪♪

I thought you was
exaggerating when you said

this Mullins character
was cheap.

This looks like a high-school
production of "Good Times."

Shh. Keep it down. I'm supposed
to get permission ahead of time

before I bring anybody in here
of the female persuasion.

You mean women?
Ain't nobody said
nothin' about no woman.

I said "female."

When I first got here,

he confiscated a bearded dragon
from Big Country

when he found out
it was a she.

Mm-hmm. Took it down
to his private quarters

in the basement,
none of us ever saw it again.

God damn it.
I would hate to think

of what happened
to little Tatiana.

I liked
that bearded dragon.

I bet you
she killed herself,

'cause I would hate
to live here.

I hate everything about here,
to be honest.

Well, you try living here.
Check it out, yo.

There you go.
There you go right there.

♪♪

This is the second childbirth
video I've seen today.

Huh? [ Laughs ]

-Come on, girl! Come on.
-[ Breathing heavily ]

Who's that talking?
Who filmed this?

My old friend
Lisa Johnson.

Ratchet-ass
Lisa Johnson?

Turtle from the projects?
Lisa is not ratchet.

Lisa: Pop it out like
a ping-pong ball!

Pop it, pop it, pop, enh!

Okay, maybe you should
mute it right here.

Yup.
It's not -- Nothing
happenin' for a minute.

[ Chuckles ]

You still keep in contact
with Turtle?

Are you serious?

I lost all my friends
after the kids were born.

Single moms just
have to survive.

No time for fun
or socializing.

I mean, for years, my idea
of fun was taking a bath

or going to
the laundromat alone.

Can I ask you
something else, Shay?

Why'd you save my letters
if you wasn't gonna read them?

♪♪

I don't know.

♪♪

I am so sorry for missing
the interview earlier.

Thank you so much for
squeezing me in, Ms. Koch.

Not a problem.
Please call me Julie.

Okay. Well, clothing
is my passion.

This is my favorite store.
[ Babies crying ]

It would be a dream come true
to be able to work --

C-Can you excuse me just
one moment? Just a second.

My babysitter said
she was sick again.

Might be time for me
to get a new one.

Here you go.

-Single mom?
-Yeah.

Me too.

You look amazing
for having two toddlers.

I was such a wreck
when mine were that age.

Thank you so much
for saying that, Julie.

Mm-hmm.
I actually made
this dress myself.

-You're kidding me.
-No, I'm not kidding.

Here. Try this
with that printed blouse.

And it's a great length
for you, too.

Ooh, this is perfect.

I usually don't like what
salespeople pick out for me,

but you have a great eye.

You should go
into fashion.

You know, I've thought about
that, but I'm a single mom,

and those fashion programs
are so expensive --

Yeah, I'm still paying off
student loans.

Hmm. If I had parents

that could help out,
maybe I would, but...

Oh, your parents
not around?

Well, my mom is,
but she's an addict.

Crack.
It's horrible.

And then the father of my
children, he's in prison,

and that's because
he was selling crack.

And then you --
You know what?

Um, how 'bout I go ahead
and just set up

a fitting room for you,
and you can try this on?

It's gonna
look great on you.

I forgot how disgusting
and primal childbirth is.

This is some serious
"Wild Kingdom"-type shit.

It's like me right there

is the same thing
as a female gazelle.

I was gonna say
a Tasmanian devil.

[ Chuckles ]
But I'll tell you what.

Your stretched-out va-jay-jay
look way better than

Felony's girl's
stretched-out va-jay-jay.

Worst compliment
I've ever gotten.

♪♪

That's my daughter's head
right there.

Yeah, she's crowning.
Oh, no. Mnh-mnh.

-Is that a piece of --
-Yeah.

I pooped on the table
right there.

Are you sure you wanna
continue to watch this?

Hell yeah!
That's my daughter's head.

I wanna watch
every second of this!

Mnh-mnh-mnh. Un-mute it.
I wanna hear this part.

Okay. Had a little accident.

We're just gonna wait
till they clean that up.

But don't worry. Twin Number
One will be making his debut.

Shay: Aaah!
My pussy's tearing!

Okay. Okay.
Here we go.

Look.
That's baby Amira.

That's my daughter.
My princess.

Aw, don't get me
to crying, Tray.

Don't cry.
You're gonna make me cry now.

Shay, that's our baby
right there.

I know.

I can't believe you did all that
by yourself, Shay.

You're so strong.

A goddamn queen, my dear.

I'm sorry that I put you
in a position

where you had to be
so strong.

I owe Josh.
He stepped in.

He protected you...
and the kids.

I could never repay him
for that.

No, I can't.

Thank you, Tray.

Aw, Shay, come on.
Of course.

Now, be honest.

Did it turn you off when you
saw me poop on the table?

[ Laughs ]

Let's say the poop
didn't help, okay?

Oh. That's Shahzad.

Well, they're twins.
Yeah.

If you would've told me
you had him a week later,

I would've believed you.

I don't know nothin'
about this stuff.

You're a damn idiot.

-He's so beautiful.
-Yeah.

♪♪

[ Apollosogodly's
"Undergrad" plays ]

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

♪ You're a legend
in your own mind ♪

♪ You do your thing, but
you ain't sayin' nothin' ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
and it's so light ♪

♪ You do your thing
and you ain't doin' nothin' ♪

Hey! Mom's home!

-Hey, Mom.
-Hey, Mom.

How are you?

♪♪

♪ Walkin' over rose petals ♪
with a lion on your shoulder ♪

♪♪

Josh: Yeah, we're working
on the shelves. See?