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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Ugh! This sucks, Mom.
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We really have
to spend the whole day
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cleaning out the garage?
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Yeah, come on, Lois.
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You know I have plans today
to go see Pervert Hamlet.
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To be...
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with this skull sexually,
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or not to be...
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with this skull sexually.
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That is the question...
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I answered when I was
with this skull sexually
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a little while ago.
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Huh. All these spray paint cans
are empty.
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What? Really?
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H-How could such a thing
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have come to pass?
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Screw this. Quick,
before your mother gets back,
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everything in the garbage.
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We're throwing
all this stuff out.
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Wait. You're throwing away
Stewie's Big Wheel?
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Relax. It's not even his.
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I took it from a front lawn
after a rain storm.
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I thought they'd never leave,
Factory Red.
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So, I guess
Thanos got the Mind Stone.
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Wow. So now he's got all of 'em.
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- I guess so.
- What does that mean for us?
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I have no idea.
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I knew it was gonna be us.
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Oh, my God. There's a hot woman
over at the bar.
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You know, I never forget
the back of a head.
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I don't think we've met.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
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I'm sure that kind of thing
works great
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for the younger crowd,
but I'm 44.
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44? Oh-ho,
why am I trying so hard?
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Look, I'm not some bimbo who
falls for tired pickup lines.
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Wow. That was painful.
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Like that time I passed
a kidney Stone Phillips.
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Oh!
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Aah! Aah!
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Or was it... murder?
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- Hey, Doug.
- Hey, Stewie.
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Taking the Big Wheel out
for a spin?
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Yep. Where are you headed?
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Oh, I was just gonna
drive through some puddles
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and see how long
my tracks stay wet.
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The record is seven sidewalk
squares, by yours truly.
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Allegedly.
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Okay, get out of here, you nut.
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What the deuce? Where is it?
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Boy, I tell ya,
no better way to start your day
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than a morning dump
in a neighbor's yard.
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Come on, Brian!
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It was a soft steamer,
almost impossible to pick up.
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Brian, have you seen
my Big Wheel?
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I can't find it anywhere!
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What? No. Did you look...?
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Peter threw out a bunch of stuff
from the garage yesterday.
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Maybe it was in there.
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Threw it out? But today
is our trash pick up day!
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We're too late!
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I've got to get
that Big Wheel back.
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Will you drive me
to the town dump?
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Really? Can't we just maybe
buy you a new one?
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No, Brian.
It has to be that Big Wheel.
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It's very special to me.
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I lost my V-card on that thing.
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You what?
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Yep, went over a speed bump
really fast and broke my hymen.
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Stewie, you don't have a hymen.
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- Yeah, not anymore.
- No, you're a boy.
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I have to correct you there,
Brian. I'm a man.
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'Cause, you know...
broken hymen.
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Boys don't have hymens!
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Okay, then I may have just
ripped my taint.
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Either way, I love that bike!
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Hi. Can you help us?
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We're trying
to locate a lost Big Wh...
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My God,
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there's just so...
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much... garbage.
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Yes, we are in search
of a Big Wheel
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that was erroneously discarded
and collected today.
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Oh, then it probably came in
with the morning load.
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Sorry. That term always
makes me blush.
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But if it just came in,
that's bad news.
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Usually the newest,
top layer of trash
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just blows right into the ocean.
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Yeah, I'm afraid your Big Wheel
may be gones for good.
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Dear God, this is horrible!
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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Phew. Ooh, something smells good
in this box.
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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Damn it. Monica's not responding
to any of my texts.
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You're still tryin'
to bang that 44-year-old?
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- What are you sending her?
- Mostly porn.
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Just shots of rods.
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All angles.
Up, down, left, right.
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Lois, maybe you could help me
ask out this woman I met.
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She's close to your age.
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But she won't respond
to any of my texts.
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Oh, well, that's easy.
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Just ask her if she's all
caught up on This Is Us.
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She says, "I'm one behind,
so no spoilers.
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Hysterical laughing face,
hysterical laughing face."
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How-how is that funny?
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It's not, but you're in.
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Great. This is exactly
the stuff I need to know.
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Lois, will you teach me the ways
of the middle-aged woman?
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All right.
I'm a sucker for romance.
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Thanks, Lois. This could open up
a whole new world for me.
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Like one of those kids
who gets a device
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that allows them to hear
for the first time.
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Billy, can you hear?
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Yes!
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Amazing! This is amazing.
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Your mom and I are going
to get a divorce.
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I'm in love with someone else,
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and I didn't want
to say it with the silly hands.
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Brian, I've been doing research
on my Big Wheel.
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If it ended up in the ocean,
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it most likely has traveled
to Garbage Island.
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What's Garbage Island?
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The other name for the
North Atlantic Garbage Patch,
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an enormous cluster
of man-made debris
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floating in the middle
of the ocean.
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This is terrible.
We got to raise awareness,
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- let people know about it.
- I agree.
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It's like
a giant garbage whirlpool.
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Brian?
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You heard me.
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Anyway, I'm heading there
to find my Big Wheel.
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Perhaps you'll come with me.
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Boating to an island of garbage?
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I'm in.
Maybe Peter will come, too.
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Hey, Peter,
want to go on a boat ride?
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Oh, uh, I can't be in stories
for a couple of episodes.
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I'm real-life pregnant.
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Oh, my God. I had no idea.
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I know!
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Anyway, Mama's got to
get off her feet.
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All right, time to retrieve my
Big Wheel from Garbage Island.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, how'd you get the money
to rent this boat anyway?
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Oh, I got a part-time job
at Target.
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Okay, technically, I work at
the weird, in-store Pizza Hut.
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The Target In-Store Pizza Hut.
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Feed it to your fat kid while
you buy off-brand tennis shoes.
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Now, Glenn, I'm gonna help you
get into the mind
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of a middle-aged woman.
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Step one: we all go friggin'
nuts over Yankee Candles,
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so to help you learn all the
flavors, I made a little quiz.
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I'm gonna give you a name,
and you tell me
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if it's the name of
a Yankee Candle or a porn star.
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- Okay.
- Black Coconut.
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Porn star?
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No, that's a candle.
Amber Gold.
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- Candle?
- That is a candle.
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April Showers.
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Um... both?
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Very good. I tried to trick you
there, but you got it. Both.
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Okay, okay,
I'm writing this all down.
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But, Lois, Monica agreed
to have dinner with me tomorrow.
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That's great!
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I suppose.
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But I don't think
I can pull it off by myself.
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Will you come and just be nearby
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to give me tips and help me
get through it?
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Fine, but I'll have
to rearrange my schedule.
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Friday nights are when
Peter and I do edibles
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and go to the aquarium.
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This is awesome.
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Peter, I'm freaking out.
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Yeah, don't-don't...
don't ruin it for me.
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Okay, I spy something blue.
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Uh... the ocean?
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Nope.
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The sky?
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Hey, you got it in two, bud.
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That ties the record.
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Stewie, I'm starting to wonder
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if we didn't think this
all the way through.
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No, it's fine.
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It'll all be worth it
once we get to Garbage Island.
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Not a lot of wind today.
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No.
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Hey, what causes wind?
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Well, if my reading material
has taught me anything,
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it's just a cloud with lips.
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Blustery...
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is a good word.
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Uh-huh.
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Mm... Moana.
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Mm.
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I never saw Moana.
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You never saw Moana?
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Your blowout looks nice.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, um, I noticed a yoga mat
in the back of your car.
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How often do you do yoga?
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- Is everything all right?
- Hmm?
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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My, um... my-my dad
locked himself out of his car.
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Oh, sorry.
Do you need to help him?
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Um, no, uh, no.
He, um, he broke, uh...
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broke the window with his foot.
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High heel. My dad's a woman now.
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Oh.
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You're lucky we came here.
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I almost suggested Mickey D's.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so informal.
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Are you talking
about McDonald's?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Another thing
I was just thinking about is...
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"AMBER Alert,
white Honda Accord,
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license plate..."
Uh, uh, I mean,
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Pinterest sure has
some neat pictures of sinks.
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Doesn't it?
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Listen, what if we just bail
on dinner
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and head back to my place?
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Great! I'm in.
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Wait! You have to pay
for the bread.
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Hey!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay
for the bread!
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The bread!
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You have to pay
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for the bread!
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Moana?
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Oh, my God. Brian.
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Look!
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We made it!
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We made it to Garbage Island!
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My God, I don't believe it.
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Whoa, look at all the packaging
from Mickey D's.
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What? Oh, my God,
I've never heard that.
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"Mickey D's."
That is just great.
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Anyway, let's start looking
for my Big Wheel.
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Hey, check it out,
a VCR just sitting here.
253
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I'm taking this sucker home.
254
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,443
Oh, crap.
255
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,861
Brian, you idiot.
256
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,779
Now how the hell are we supposed
to get back to land?
257
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,448
We're both going to die.
258
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,492
Oh, look, a message in a bottle
is washing up.
259
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,829
Maybe this'll help.
260
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,956
Dear England: Enclosed,
261
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,501
please find one bottle fart
in exchange for Russell Brand.
262
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,879
We feel this is
appropriate compensation.
263
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,131
Yours, et cetera, America.
264
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,893
Damn it, Brian!
How could you sink our boat?
265
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,227
We're going to die!
266
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,645
You guys need any help?
267
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,856
- Aah!
- Aah! Who the hell are you?
268
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,316
Name's Taylor. 'Sup?
269
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,650
How the hell did you get here?
270
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,651
Oh, I, uh...
271
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,528
I-I fell off a booze cruise.
272
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,031
- You what?
- Yep, washed up here.
273
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,159
Matter of fact, we all did.
274
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,497
How are you all planning
to get back home?
275
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,874
Get back home?
Why would we want to do that?
276
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,627
Yeah, we've got everything
we need here.
277
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,713
There's tons of free,
half-eaten food that washes up.
278
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,341
And we just bang each other
all day.
279
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,967
That, uh...
280
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,178
that doesn't sound terrible.
281
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,931
Hey, so, we've been stuck
out here for over 20 years.
282
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,724
Can you catch us up
on all the important things
283
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,893
that we've missed?
284
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,690
So, no way!
285
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,026
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
are no longer together?
286
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,528
Splitsville, my friend.
287
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,821
How did Robert Kardashian die?
288
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,822
Guilt cancer.
289
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:45,949
From what?
290
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,493
Oh, boy.
291
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,291
So people thought the dancing
Judge Itos were funny?
292
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,334
For a while, yes.
293
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,877
Is Leno still doing it?
294
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,462
No, he's not hosting anymore.
295
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,631
Oh, so Conan got
The Tonight Show?
296
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,259
Oh, come o...
297
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,890
A-And so what about
Craig Kilborn? Is he still on?
298
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,225
I'm actually right here.
299
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,603
Oh, right. Hey, Craig.
300
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,110
Oh, hi, Glenn.
301
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,695
I haven't seen you in a while.
302
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,154
H-How are things with Monica?
303
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,447
Who?
304
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,200
Monica, y-your hot date
from the other night.
305
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,785
Oh, yeah. I plowed her.
Thanks again.
306
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,954
But-but I thought
she was the one.
307
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,205
Yeah, no, what I realized is
308
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,707
that all those texts
you sent me,
309
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,125
they're like my bible now.
310
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,627
I just keep using these
same tips on different women.
311
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,129
I owe you, Lois.
312
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,257
You've opened up a whole world
of middle-aged legs to me.
313
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,429
Oh, my God. Quagmire's
terrorizing middle-aged women,
314
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,347
and I'm responsible for it.
315
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,726
I've created a monster.
316
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,898
Oh, no! My Luna Bar for women.
317
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616
♪ ♪
318
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,455
Please call the DWP.
319
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,998
I'm stuck in here.
320
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,001
♪ ♪
321
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,341
Hey, what day is it?
322
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,800
Trash day.
323
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,472
Brian, look,
I found my Big Wheel.
324
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,766
- Cool.
- It's more than cool, Brian.
325
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,185
I believe the Big Wheel
may actually be our ticket
326
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,353
off the island.
327
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,687
You see, I've calculated that,
328
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,064
even with both of our weights,
329
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,940
it will still be capable
of flotation.
330
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,400
My plan is to attach
331
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,736
six Jimmy Buffett
margarita machines to it,
332
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,030
which should be able
to propel us home.
333
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,491
Home? I don't think
I want to go home.
334
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,493
What?
What are you talking about?
335
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,828
I'm saying I like it here
on Garbage Island.
336
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,664
O-Okay, I-I don't think
I can talk to you,
337
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,207
because, right now,
you're making less sense
338
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,584
than an M.C. Escher floor plan.
339
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,045
So, how's it coming?
340
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,922
Are we gonna finish on schedule?
341
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,173
I don't know, Mr. Escher.
342
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,509
I've never put six stairways
all in one spot.
343
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,469
And I've lost, like,
ten of my guys in here.
344
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,639
Hey, I need a hammer!
345
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,516
I hate this place!
346
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,060
I quit!
347
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,069
Uh, 'scuse me, I'm-I'm looking
for anything by...
348
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,404
Mike "Bubble"?
349
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,406
It's "Bublé," you idiot!
350
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,032
Oh, hey, Lo... Ow!
351
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,534
That feels great!
352
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,203
Glenn Quagmire, I tried
to help you meet a nice woman,
353
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,414
but you just couldn't help
yourself, could you?
354
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,748
What are you talking about?
355
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,667
I thought
I was helping you find love,
356
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,585
and, instead,
you used me as a tool
357
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,422
to get down every middle-aged
woman's pants in town.
358
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,257
Slacks, Lois.
They call them slacks.
359
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,884
You wouldn't know that
if it wasn't for me!
360
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,428
You're right.
361
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,139
You were kind to me,
and I took advantage of it.
362
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,307
I owe you an apology.
363
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,393
Well, thank you.
364
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,769
Here, let me make it up to you.
365
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,896
I'll buy you a coffee, and...
366
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,982
do you like the music of Ray...
367
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,316
"LaMountain"?
368
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,651
"LaMontagne."
369
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,486
Thank you.
Hey, beautiful,
370
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,655
you want to take
a pointless girl-stride walk
371
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,699
and listen to Ray LaMontagne?
372
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,159
- Sure.
- Great.
373
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,245
See ya, Lois.
374
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,540
Last chance, Brian.
375
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,709
You're really not coming
with me?
376
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,252
I'm sorry, Stewie.
I'm not.
377
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,920
I know it's weird to say, but...
378
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,423
it's kind of just too perfect
for me here.
379
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,591
I see.
380
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,092
Well, I should go.
381
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,595
Fort Lauderdale Tanya found
a four-piece puzzle
382
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,721
she's been struggling with.
383
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,598
Where does the cow go?
384
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,308
It's all corners, babe.
385
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,851
I have to say,
386
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,979
I never imagined
saying goodbye to you, Brian.
387
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,106
So long take very good care
388
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,859
dear friend of mine farewell.
389
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,068
That's odd phrasing.
390
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,945
Sorry, it's been hard
to think straight.
391
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,322
From the moment we arrived,
392
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,865
I've either been drunk
or ejaculating.
393
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,493
These are things
you don't say to a baby.
394
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,495
Goodbye, Brian.
395
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,497
Goodbye, Stewie.
396
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,500
♪ ♪
397
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:29,398
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my lady ♪
398
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,027
♪ In the sun
with your hair undone ♪
399
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,737
♪ Can you hear me now ♪
400
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:39,201
♪ Callin' your name
from across the bay? ♪
401
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:44,497
♪ A summer's day
laughin' and a-hidin' ♪
402
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:49,669
♪ Chasin' love out
on Thunder Island ♪
403
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,004
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
404
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,006
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
405
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,052
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
406
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,013
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
407
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,099
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
408
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,059
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
409
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,565
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
410
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,114
Stewie, what the hell's
going on?
411
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,574
We're back in Quahog?
412
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,742
- We are, Brian.
- Why? What happened?
413
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,287
You're an enormously important
part of my life, Brian,
414
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,330
and I couldn't bear
the thought of losing you.
415
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,708
I assumed it unlikely
you'd change your mind,
416
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,627
so I added the fans
from many, many Dell laptops
417
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,962
to the back of my Big Wheel
418
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,464
so I could simply
tow everyone back to land.
419
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,465
Wow.
420
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,675
Thank you.
421
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,594
That means a lot to me.
422
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,721
Well, our journey taught me
something, Brian.
423
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,640
You can throw away just about
anything in this world,
424
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,184
but you can't throw away
a friendship.
425
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,270
No, you can't, Stewie.
426
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,397
Cool if I say goodbye
to the garbage?
427
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,609
You do what you got to do,
you gross dog.
428
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,028
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
429
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,197
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
430
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,074
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
431
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,285
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
432
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,332
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do. ♪
433
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,463
♪ Sweet sunshine ♪
434
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,758
♪ So, sha-la-la-la-la-la ♪
435
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,259
♪ My lady ♪
436
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,679
♪ In the sun
with your dress undone ♪
437
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,598
♪ Now every mile aw... ♪
438
00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:46,217
Sausage and pepperoni for Alan?
439
00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:47,469
Alan?
440
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:50,472
God, that smells good,
doesn't it?
441
00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:51,890
- Alan?
- Yeah.
442
00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:54,351
But, actually,
I ordered just pepperoni.
443
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:57,480
Can I see your receipt?
444
00:21:34,601 --> 00:21:36,519
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