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2x22 - The Howling Commandos
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[thunder cracks]
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Welcome, true believers,
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to the nightmare that is my reality.
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Once, I thought monsters
were only a things of fiction.
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But no.
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These denizens of the
dark indeed walk the Earth.
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And you know what I did when I found
out the truth on Halloween night?
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I totally did not freak out, not at all.
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Boo.
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[screams]
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Spider-Man, meet the Howling Commandos.
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[howls]
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Good boy. Heel. Stay.
Don't eat me.
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[Werewolf] Jack Russell,
A.K.A. Werewolf by night.
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And don't worry, kid.
I'm a vegetarian.
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You said we'd find warriors here, Fury.
Not children.
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- M-m-mommy?
- "Mummy."
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The living Mummy N'Kantu,
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if you must address me directly.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Hello, new friend.
Play tag?
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[laughs]
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You bouncey. I like you.
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You're it.
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[Fury] If you haven't already guessed,
he's Frankenstein's Monster.
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Howling Commandos? How many
secret teams do you have, Nick?
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Fury likes to keep his monsters hidden.
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[sighs] We've been through
this before, N'Kantu.
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The world's not ready
to face certain truths.
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- I'm not sure I'm ready...
- Heh. You think we're freaky.
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- Wait until you see the "big guy."
- He's not the "big guy"?
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No, but I have a big heart.
Wanna see?
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[Fury] Later, Frank.
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We stepped into a pile
of undead, Spider-Man,
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and the Howling Commandos
are here to bail us out.
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- Tell them what happened.
- Okay, here it goes...
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Dracula is real...
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[chirping]
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...and you knew that.
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- Well, he wants this Ankh-thingie...
- Tekhamatep's Ankh?
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When I was Pharaoh,
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this object of power was
most coveted in my kingdom.
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Dracula thinks it'll let him
and his army walk in the day
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and he's hypnotized my team
into helping him get it.
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That it will...
and so much more.
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Well, looks like we got some
dirty work to do, Commandos.
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We'll take it from here, kid.
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What? Wait.
I'm not staying here.
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It's my team he Dracula-jacked.
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We are the cursed and undead, boy.
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Who in all your darkest
dreams do you imagine
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is better equipped to
destroy a monster than us?
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[Spider-Man] Huh?
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[Dracula] Brave words, fallen king,
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but they are only words.
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Get the Ankh.
Destroy them all.
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[Super Heroes] Yes, lord Dracula.
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Worst Halloween ever.
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[Spider-Man] Guys, wake
up and smell the garlic.
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Dracula's the bad guy.
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Fire bad, but firepower good.
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[Spider-Man]No! Wait!
These are my friends.
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They're hypnotized.
Don't hurt them...
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Aah!
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Not exactly helping
my argument, Power Man.
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Weapons on stun.
These are our people.
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He said "stun."
Not "filet."
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Ah, kid, look past the fur.
We are the professionals.
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- Trust us.
- That's just not gonna... [grunts]
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...fly!
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You guys are pros.
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I'll take those, th-Ankh you.
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[Dracula] I think not, mortal.
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Whoa, nice shooting, Frankie.
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Tiger! No!
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N'Kantu, lock it down
before Dracula can escape.
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As you command, Fury.
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N'ra katu n'tu oso ra akul.
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Hurry up with the hocus-pocus.
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It is done.
Away.
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- No!
- Dracula chose his pawns wisely.
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Their interference prevented me
from completing the spell.
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- Those "pawns" are my team, and...
- You got any loved ones?
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Of course I do, but what does
that have to do with anything?
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Dracula can't use the
Ankh until sunrise.
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He's possessed your team,
so he knows your secrets.
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If you care for anyone,
they're a target.
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Boo. [laughs]
Happy Halloween.
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
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She's a great witch.
Right, Aunt May?
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Having a vampire-free evening?
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Oh, my gosh, I just totally
revealed my secret identity
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- to Aunt May...
- Oh, Peter, what a lame costume.
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I thought you were going out as a ghost.
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Uh-uhm...
the store was all out of ghosts...
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Did you say "lame?"
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Oh, that doesn't look
anything like the real thing.
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I'd get my money back if I were you.
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[chuckles]
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But these are great costumes!
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Oh, let me guess...
Luke, Danny, and Sam?
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Call me N'Kantu, woma...
[grunts]
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- Where's Ava?
- Um, she's the Invisible Girl.
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We're meeting her at a party,
but we wanted to check on you...
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Check on me? [laughs]
This is my favorite holiday.
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You're the one who hates monsters.
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[monsters growl]
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- "Hate" is a very strong word...
- [Aunt May] Gummy brains?
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Have fun, everyone.
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[clears throat]
Well, I guess you were wrong.
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Dracula didn't come after my Aunt.
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[growls]
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[growls]
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Blade. Fury didn't mention
you were on this job.
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Wasn't till word spread
all over the underworld
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that Dracula got the Ankh
and vampires are ready take over.
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Now I see how he did it.
[growl]
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Tracked a swarm of shadow-fangs
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hoping they were gonna lead me to him.
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Found you instead. Eating candy.
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[growls]
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Wild stab in the dark...
you guys know each other?
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Commandos, secure this place.
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I don't know what happened
between the two of you,
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but I need to save my
team and protect Aunt May.
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Fine.
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[Werewolf] Top of the line tech
and best of the old school magic.
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Weaponized garlic spray.
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Wide U.V. spectrum lamps.
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N'Kantu's wards of protection.
[chanting]
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N'ra katu n'tu oso ra akul.
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Nothing's getting
into your aunt's house.
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Trick or treat. Smell my feet.
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Give me something good to...
Whah?
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[hisses]
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Okay. A tiny bright spot in an
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- otherwise horrible Halloween.
- Say that at dawn,
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when Dracula unites the pieces
of the Ankh and vampires rule.
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Way to kill a moment.
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We have to get to Transylvania now.
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Transylvania? That's a real place?
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- Let's call Fury for a ride.
- Our ride's already here.
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Whoa.
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[Werewolf]
Kid, meet the Monster Truck.
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That is the coolest thing ever!
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Cool ride.
So this is how the howlers roll?
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They call it the "monster truck."
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I am told that this passes for humor
to your modern ears.
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Direct attack?
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Why don't we just ask
for two holes in the neck?
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We use stealth.
Or are you worried no one
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will notice you fighting
in your awesome leather pants?
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"Stealth?" Dracula will smell
"wet dog" from ten miles out.
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[laughs]
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- What's so funny?
- Now I get it.
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You guys used to be teammates, right?
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Oh, come on.
I'm on a team of teenagers.
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Nova and I invented infighting.
Insults, name calling,
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mayonnaise-in-the-helmet, but,
you know, from the heart.
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You see a whole lot
of hearts on this team?
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Um, three out of four?
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[Mummy laughs]
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Look, you don't have to
get along all the time,
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but when there's a job to do
a real team puts all that stuff aside.
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That's what I need you to do, right now,
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so I can get my friends back...
alive.
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[alarm] We've arrived.
Dracula's domain.
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So, what's the plan?
We gonna ring the doorbell and run?
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Guess they already know that one.
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Okay. What's our play?
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Don't worry, little bug,
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s sending in the big guy.
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"Big guy?" what is he,
the Invisible Man?
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You'll see.
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[Spider-Man] Whoa.
What is that?
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[Mummy]
That, child, is the Man-Thing.
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Awesome!
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Ohh.
This place hurts my brain.
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Enter if you wish, but
do not dare to hope...
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hope has no place in these halls.
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I've got enough for everyone.
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Am I the only one
fighting vampires here?
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One word people... floss.
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When did I suddenly get put on the menu?
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Thanks, Mr. ... Man?
Or... or, Mr. Thing?
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- He likes you.
- Ugh. Really. How can you tell?
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You didn't explode at his touch.
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Okay. Good to know.
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[laughs]
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Dawn is almost upon us.
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Dracula cannot be allowed to
activate the Ankh or all is lost.
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[Dracula laughing]
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I have enough trouble with
the mazes on the kids' menu.
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[grunting]
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[crash]
[cat meows]
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Dracula mesmerized my team.
What if this is a trick?
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An illusion.
We can't trust our eyes.
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Then what do we trust?
[sniffing]
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Kid's right.
Dracula's closer than we think.
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- Will you follow me one more time, Blade?
- I'm in. Let's go.
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Oh, yeah. The nose knows.
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[laughs]
Congratulations.
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You've hastened your destruction.
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It is almost sunrise.
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- We got this. Save your friends.
- Stick with your team.
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- Where are we?
- How did I get here?
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What's going on?
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Dracula. Ankh.
Vampire apocalypse...
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follow me!
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- Howling Commandos? Nice.
- You know them?
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It's in the manual on
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secret ops teams.
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There's a manual?
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You are too late, Commandos.
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After so many centuries,
to walk in the light.
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No longer shall I rule from the shadows.
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The Ankh is complete.
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Vampire king?
Ugh, that bites.
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[Dracula] Dawn comes
and with it a new king.
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The bridge of the
undead has been reforged.
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- No!
- Frankie, throw me.
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[Frank] Here's Spidey.
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Yeah!
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No!
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[grunts]
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It burns!
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[screams]
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Enjoy your day in the sun while you can.
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Night always returns,
and so does Dracula.
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No!
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[sniffs] He's gone.
I'm sorry.
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- Winners!
- Ahh...
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Watch it, big guy.
All these parts are mine.
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[sighs] We may have gotten the
Ankh, but Dracula got away and
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made a scary threat that'll keep
me checking under the bed forever.
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We still have a shot at him
if we work as a team.
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You're serious?
I doubt... hey!
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[screams]
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N'Kantu, what are you doing?
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Mummy totally t-peed me.
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I was once a conqueror of men.
A Pharaoh...
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I have waited millennia to be so again.
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The Ankh of Tekhamatep will
restore me to greatness.
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00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,904
Yes, the power, I feel it.
245
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,961
I summon the Flail of Anubis
and the Crook of Osiris.
246
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:23,089
[grunts]
247
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:32,949
Mummy, stop. We're your friends.
248
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:36,369
You are Fury's collection of freaks.
Nothing more.
249
00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:41,324
Our time together in bondage
has earned you only my pity.
250
00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:43,382
[all scream]
251
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:51,251
I spare you the pain
I shall bring upon Fury.
252
00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:56,890
[Nova] How are we gonna
deal with that?
253
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,258
Luke, you may want to
hold on to something.
254
00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:01,928
- Why?
- You're about to get airsick. [whistles]
255
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:16,976
Has anybody seen a giant Pharaoh?
256
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,977
Oh.
257
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:23,116
Bow before your Pharaoh, mortals,
and pay me tribute.
258
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:26,369
So now it's a completely
different kind of monster movie.
259
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:30,340
One that requires a giant turtle
or butterfly to fight for humanity.
260
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:32,175
The Pharaoh's got the height advantage.
261
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:35,995
- And the power...
- We've got a team... times two.
262
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,165
Fury, I am no longer yours to command.
263
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:43,303
Come to me or I will smash
your city to the ground.
264
00:17:43,337 --> 00:17:45,972
Be the first to bow before...
265
00:17:46,006 --> 00:17:49,025
[Fury] N'Kantu. Boo.
266
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,862
[Pharaoh] No, bow.
267
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,952
Hey, you guys don't happen
to know a giant gorilla
268
00:17:58,986 --> 00:18:01,988
- who could take this guy down?
- No. It's over.
269
00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:04,040
I think you got hit too hard.
270
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:06,042
- You mean...
- He means "it's over."
271
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:07,994
N'Kantu not only has the Ankh.
272
00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:12,048
He knows everything about us.
Powers, tactics, weaknesses.
273
00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:15,218
- He was one of us...
- And now he's not. So what?
274
00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:17,370
Without "bandage boy"
you're just a bunch of freaks
275
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,256
with a drooling truck?
You're the Howling Commandos.
276
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:24,010
More than that, beneath all the
slime the fur and the shades,
277
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:25,261
I think you're actually friends.
278
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,181
My friends don't quit. Ever.
What about yours?
279
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:35,038
So you got any ideas
or just good speeches?
280
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,792
Oh, yeah. You don't call him
"the big guy" for nothing, right?
281
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:41,044
Well he's gonna need
a lot more raw material
282
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,096
before he could face
something Pharaoh's size.
283
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,015
Welcome to the New York sewer system,
284
00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:47,851
one-stop-shop for
all your slimy needs.
285
00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:56,142
Hey, Mummy!
Say hello to our giant sized Man-Thing!
286
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:08,988
I've waited thousands of years for this.
287
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:13,793
No mindless pile of leaves
is going to keep me from my destiny.
288
00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:27,841
But a ton of webbing will.
Do your thing, Man-Thing.
289
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:29,843
I've had enough of your mouth, insect.
290
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:32,929
You shall be the first soldier
of my undead army...
291
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,155
Commandos, monster up.
292
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,827
No! Get off of me.
293
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:50,864
[screams]
294
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:53,816
I got you, buddy.
295
00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:56,870
Waaah!
296
00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:00,156
Uh-oh.
297
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,046
[growls]
298
00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:11,017
Hey, everybody get the Ankh!
299
00:20:13,304 --> 00:20:15,972
Does anybody have any scissors or a...
300
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,944
Oh, right, Blade.
301
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,195
You dare!
302
00:20:22,229 --> 00:20:23,863
Yah!
303
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,185
No!
304
00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:33,823
[screaming]
305
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,000
You rock. Or mud or
whatever you're made of.
306
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,135
You're awesome.
307
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:48,922
You're all awesome,
monster... hero... team.
308
00:20:51,091 --> 00:20:54,210
Howling Commandos, your work
here today is to be commended.
309
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:57,847
On behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D., thank you.
310
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,033
Thank them. We wouldn't have survived
311
00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:02,185
the Dracula-Pharaoh
double team without them.
312
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:06,856
Speaking of teams, Blade?
Come on. Where's the love?
313
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,943
He's not big on mushy endings.
But don't worry.
314
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:12,779
Dracula's still out there,
and we're... working on it.
315
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,949
- S what teammates do. Right, kid?
- Yes, they do.
316
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,785
Oh, but if not,
you should get an Invisible Man.
317
00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:20,954
He'd be stealthy, get
on buses for free, and...
318
00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:22,038
[shrieks]
319
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,206
What just happened to my pants?
320
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,793
That's Max.
He was guarding your aunt's house.
321
00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:28,077
[Invisible Man]
Allow me to introduce myself.
322
00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:30,930
I'm the Invisible Man.
323
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:31,965
Huh? Who?
What? Where?
324
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:33,967
[grunts]
Whoa! Aah!
325
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:37,371
Oh, cool.
I got pantsed by the Invisible Man!
326
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:41,828
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