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2x14 - The Incredible Spider-Hulk
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Spiderman is
a costumed criminal!
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Running around our city in
his pajamas, it makes me sick!
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What gives him the right
to wear pajamas
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when the rest of us have
to wear normal clothes?
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On second thought,
they're not even pajamas!
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He's running around
in his underwear!
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Oh, will you shut up!
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[French accent]
I did not say anything!
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[Jameson]
What are we waiting for?!
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What will it take before
the police and the authorities
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- Take this webhead seriously?
- I wasn't talking to you,
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- if it were up to me...
- Batroc the French fry,
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I was talking to the big flat
head of j. Jonah Jameson up there!
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...there should be a law
protecting the public
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from these hooded,
masked menaces like...
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Huh?
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You idiot american!
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French fries were
invented in Belgium.
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[grunts]
Here we go. Leap!
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[grunts]
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Huh. Learn something
new every day.
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
La la la la la la!
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[grunts]
Zee stomp!
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Zee lunge!
Zee splatter! [laughs]
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Huh?
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[booing]
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Huh?
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You get out of our city
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And stop prancing around
in your underwear!
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Ha ha ha ha! I'm the one
who robbed the bank
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and you're the one
everybody hates.
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Ha ha ha... hummff!!
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Oh yeah? Well,
you're still zee doofus!
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And that's enough out of you!
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[beeping]
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Spiderman.
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Dude! Can someone please
unplug J. Jonah Jerkstore?
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Freedom of speech, kid,
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like when I let you
call me "dude" just then.
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Freedom of speech?
Oh, come on, Fury!
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All he does all day
is make everyone hate me!
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You know what? You're right.
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Let me stop keeping peace
all over the world
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so I can help you and
your little P.R. problems.
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I wish you would.
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N-n-nobody likes me and...
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[audience] Aawww.
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[blows nose]
and it's all his fault!
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He's a menace!
[crying]
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[crowd booing]
Ow!
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A tomato? Really?
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You're walking around
with a tomato?
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[angry yelling]
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[Fury] I didn't call about
your public image, webhead.
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I need you back
at the tricarrier now!
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Well, I've got homework.
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Kid, it's the Hulk.
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Where?
Ugh.
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Menace!
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What happened?
Where's the Hulk?
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Follow me.
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That's not the Hulk, that's Mesmero,
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a master of mind manipulation.
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You do not want that
dude inside your brain!
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He's going to get into the Hulk's
brain with his mutant powers.
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- What?
- We all know the madder the Hulk gets
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the stronger the Hulk gets,
so strong he can't control himself.
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What if we could make
the Hulk just smart enough
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where he could be the hero
he says he wants to be?
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The Hulk is fine. He has it easy.
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Anyone messes with him,
he can just punch 'em.
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[growls]
Hulk said ketchup!
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Second of all, this is a terrible idea!
This Mesmero guy? Ugh!
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And the last time I ran
into him... don't ask!
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[both]
Mesmero switched our brains!
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[Coulson] We have high tech
S.H.I.E.L.D. security safeguards.
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If anything goes wrong,
we can shut it down.
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[Fury] And Mesmero stays
locked up here for life.
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And he knows it.
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So you guys aren't at all worried
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about having an evil mutant
poking around the brain of
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a big, Hulking, crazy, green
monster who is totally...
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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Hulk wants this.
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Hulk tired of Hulk.
Not safe for others.
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Every time I try to do right,
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being the Hulk makes it bad.
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So, his public image you'll help?
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Turn into that, I'll help you too.
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Insulted!
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[both gasp]
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I just webbed my shorts.
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This is a bad idea.
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Strap him into the machine.
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[grunts]
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Now, Hulk, I'm... I'm just
going to place this on your head.
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Bug man do it.
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- Bug man?
- He means me.
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- You good friend to Hulk.
- Sure, buddy.
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[Coulson] Bring in the prisoner.
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[man] The neurowave processor is ready.
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We may proceed on your
order, director Fury.
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The word is given.
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Try and relax. You might
feel a little pinch.
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[grunts]
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Brainwave readings are normal. We...
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[yelling]
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Oh man, I knew it!
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Mesmero's pulling some
kind of mind whammy on him!
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I knew this was a bad idea!
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[yells]
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[grunts] Fury! Shut it down!
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Shut everything down!
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Close your eyes big
guy. I'm gonna try to...
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[groans]
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[deeper voice]
Ugh, what happened?
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Where did everybody go?
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Oh, come on!
My brain is in the Hulk's body?
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This cannot be happening again!
Aw, my life is ruined!
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[gulps]
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I have to find Fury and my body
and get this switched back!
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I can't believe this is
happening to me again!
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Oh, gosh. This body's huge.
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How does he do this?
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This is big.
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[grunts]
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The Hulk!
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Ugh! Uh, hello?
I'm not him!
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Where's Fury?
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It's the Hulk!
Battle stations everyone!
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Battle stations!
Battle stations!
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Okay. Okay.
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Hey you guys, where's Fury?
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[computer voice]
Lockdown initiated.
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- Whoa! Let's get out of here!
- I just need to find Fury!
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[sighs]
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Mesmero!
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Mesmero!
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Put my brain back!
Oh, man.
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[grunts]
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Whoa, whoa, waaagh, w-whoops!
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Why, thank you, Spiderman.
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Pleasure messing with your
mind, as always! [laughs]
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Hey!
Get back here, mesmerunt!
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
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[Fury] Hulk!
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I'm not the Hulk, I'm me!
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You're letting him get away!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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- Put director Fury down, Hulk.
- Hey! Come on!
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Cut it out!
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All Hulkbuster units report to level 7!
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Take him down! Mesmero
has turned the Hulk!
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No!
You've got to get Mesmero!
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Where is me?
Where's my body?
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[screams]
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The Hulk is on the loose.
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Who's idea was it to let
Mesmero anywhere near the Hulk?
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Sir, I was following your order.
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My orders?
What do you mean my...
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Mesmero. Mesmero must
have taken over my mind.
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Okay, that explains that.
Now what?
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Condition orange.
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Got it. But where's Spiderman?
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Where is Hulk?
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Brain-man fix Hulk?
[wrist phone beeps]
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Huh?
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[grunting] Shut up!
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[cat screeches]
[grunts]
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Huh?
[roars]
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Huh, Hulk used to be greener.
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Ugh, Hulk feel puny.
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Ugh, bad clothes.
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Mmm, purple.
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- Time for school, Peter.
- I'm hungry!
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[sighs] Teenagers.
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Good.
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[grunting]
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- Here you go.
- Huh.
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Um, have a good day
at school, sweetheart.
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Lady nice.
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[sighs] Teenagers.
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- Where is Hulk?
- Good morning Mr. Parker.
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Are you ready for the King
Kong of all science tests?
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Not doing this.
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[giggles] Everyone has to
take the test, big shot.
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All right, now everyone keep
your eyes on your own paper
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and put your pencils
down when you're done.
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[grunts]
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[giggles]
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[grunts]
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Why?!?
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[grunts]
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Ugh.
Guess who didn't study.
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All you have to do is ask
for a new pencil, Mr. Parker.
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Parker?
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[cell phone rings]
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Uh, hello?
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Oh man!
What are you doing?
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- Hulk taking test.
- Oh, no!
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Hulk almost finished.
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[teacher clears throat] Mr. Parker!
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What?! No! No!
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Put that pencil down!
Do not take that test!
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[people screaming]
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[groans]
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Geronimo!
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Hey handsome, guess what time it is?
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[Spiderman] The Thing, super-strong
member of the Fantastic Four.
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- Heh, okay, you want a hint?
- No no, no hint.
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It's clobberin' time!
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This is gonna take a while.
And hurt.
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Oh wow, the Thing!
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Okay, so if you'll just let me explain.
You see, what happened was...
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You know, when I got the call from Fury
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that you were on the loose, I
thought, is it Christmas already?
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Gah!
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[people screaming]
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[people screaming]
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- I'm sorry, sorry, really!
- Monster!
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No, no, I just...
I just need a phone!
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H-h-here.
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Dude, thank you so...
Oh, come on!
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Uh, excuse me, I need to...
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And I told the man I had a coupon
but he said it was expired.
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Can you believe the day I'm having?
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- There you are!
- Just listen to me!
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Oops.
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Oh, sorry. Sorry!
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Ooh! Okay, all right,
here we go. Gentle...
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[cell phone vibrates]
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- [whispers] Hello?
- Ava! Ava, it's me!
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No, no, no, no, listen carefully.
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No, no. Ugh...
Just listen.
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I'm in the Hulk's body
and vice versa.
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[teacher] Pencils down.
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But I wasn't finished yet!
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I can't believe you made me turn
in an incomplete test, Peter,
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- I really can't.
- Who Peter?
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I wasn't talking to you, Hulk.
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My name is Ava. I'm a friend.
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- Friend?
- Ugh. Follow me.
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Hulk walking!
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You know, back in my day,
a Hulk was a pulse-pounding,
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pile-driving, pound-packing
person of profound pulchritude!
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What's the world coming to?
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Now you and I are going to find
Peter and figure out what...
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- Ugh. What?
- What's wrong?
254
00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:10,405
Hulk don't like this.
Hulk like purple.
255
00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:12,807
We can argue fashion later.
Let's just go find...
256
00:14:12,841 --> 00:14:14,475
Uh, what does this do?
257
00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:17,745
[gasps]
258
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:19,747
Uh, bye bye, cat lady!
259
00:14:19,782 --> 00:14:21,649
Um...
260
00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:30,658
Uh. Aw, come on! You're
taking all the fun out of this!
261
00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:32,660
[grunts]
262
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,562
Hey, where are you going?
263
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:50,712
DBC news here! We are flying
high above New York city,
264
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:53,680
tracking the massive battle
between the Hulk and the Thing!
265
00:14:55,684 --> 00:14:58,419
We're not sure why these two
titans are at odds, but...
266
00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:00,722
- Wait! Is that...
- Spiderman?
267
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:03,791
How dare he hitch a ride
on Daily Bugle equipment!
268
00:15:03,826 --> 00:15:07,662
How Hulks body there, when me here?
269
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,664
Huh? [grunts]
270
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:13,635
Oh, my goodness!
271
00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:15,803
Which way fight?
Which way Hulk?
272
00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,772
[whimpers]
273
00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:21,542
[grunts]
274
00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:28,783
Stop hitting me!
275
00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:32,820
[laughs] Now we're talkin'!
276
00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:36,557
Ow! I said stop!
277
00:15:42,464 --> 00:15:44,766
- You stop it!
- Hey, stop!
278
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,634
Hey, you stop!
279
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:49,404
[boxing bell rings]
280
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,474
This is all Mesmero's fault!
I have to find Mesmero!
281
00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:02,550
Taxi.
282
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:07,689
[chuckles]
283
00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:09,524
To the airport.
284
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,400
Good one!
285
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:20,768
Oh my gosh!
It's the Hulk!
286
00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:24,338
[man] Run!
He's gonna smash us all!
287
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:26,641
Oh man, they really hate the Hulk.
288
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,643
And I thought they hated me.
289
00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:32,680
- [Thing] Hey!
- Leave Hulk body alone!
290
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:33,781
[grunts]
291
00:16:33,816 --> 00:16:36,584
Spidey?
What are you doin'?
292
00:16:36,618 --> 00:16:37,752
[grunts]
293
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:44,592
[yells away]
294
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,627
Hey, that's my body!
[grunts]
295
00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:47,795
[yells away]
296
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:49,664
Oh, no.
297
00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:52,800
[grunts]
298
00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:54,535
[grunts]
299
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:58,439
Oh, I hate this city.
What is the hold up?
300
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,509
Incoming!
301
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,382
- [moans] Oh, man.
- Ah, the Thing.
302
00:17:09,518 --> 00:17:13,354
Destroy Spiderman and Hulk!
303
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:17,358
Destroy Spiderman and Hulk.
304
00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:19,560
I just purpled my pants.
305
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:34,898
[laughs]
306
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,700
Well done.
307
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,470
Orange Thing gone nuts!
308
00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:40,804
[yells]
309
00:17:46,678 --> 00:17:47,945
[kids screaming]
310
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,546
No!
311
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:51,548
[kids screaming]
312
00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:57,955
[all gasp]
313
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:02,726
Hey look! It's the Hulk!
314
00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,396
[woman]
Spidey! Stop them!
315
00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:07,431
You can do it!
316
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:08,499
[all cheering]
317
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,834
- Yeah, Spiderman!
- Oh great,
318
00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:13,637
the one time I get cheers
and it's not even me.
319
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,639
Hulk! Help us!
320
00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:20,544
Leave Hulk body alone!
321
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:23,881
Dude, listen to me!
322
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:26,850
Dude, listen to me!
323
00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:29,887
Mesmero is controlling
you! Snap out of it!
324
00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:37,728
Hey, you!
325
00:18:37,762 --> 00:18:40,597
Dude! Do you know what
alpha brainwaves are?
326
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:43,500
Our brains were switched
in a transference event.
327
00:18:43,535 --> 00:18:45,836
How you Hulk
when Hulk is Hulk?
328
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,671
Uh, quick question.
329
00:18:47,705 --> 00:18:50,908
Was it because of a guy
with a weird head thing?
330
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,809
- Yes.
- He's right over there.
331
00:18:53,912 --> 00:18:54,912
Uh-oh.
332
00:18:54,946 --> 00:18:57,848
You!
333
00:18:57,882 --> 00:19:02,678
Attack the monsters!
Destroy them all!
334
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:08,825
- I got this.
- Don't touch Hulk.
335
00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:24,441
- Change us back!
- Yeah, I'd listen to the guy.
336
00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,510
Change us back! Now!
337
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,613
It wasn't me! I didn't do this!
338
00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:31,815
- It wasn't?
- No.
339
00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:35,786
Of course it was me!
I hate you idiots!
340
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,231
I'm in jail because of you, Spiderman.
341
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:44,628
All you did was make me angry.
And you don't want to make me angry.
342
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:46,897
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
343
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:49,433
- Nice.
- Thanks, man.
344
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:56,807
[grunts]
345
00:19:56,841 --> 00:20:00,664
Change us back!
346
00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:05,682
Okay, fine.
I'll change you back.
347
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:13,890
- [sighs] Oh, thank goodness.
- Hey, sorry, kid.
348
00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,726
[sighs]
349
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,630
[Hulk]
You made everyone hate me more.
350
00:20:19,664 --> 00:20:21,765
You made everyone laugh at me.
351
00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:24,501
[panting]
352
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,538
[yells]
353
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:33,744
All I want to do is help people
354
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:37,814
but everywhere I go
everyone hates me.
355
00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:41,618
Everyone's scared of me.
356
00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:45,667
Hulk, wait! Stay!
We can figure this out.
357
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:49,860
Thanks, Spiderman.
You're a good friend,
358
00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:53,797
but I need to figure this out alone.
I need to go.
359
00:20:53,831 --> 00:20:54,965
[grunts]
360
00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:59,569
Tricarrier, the Hulk is M.I.A.!
361
00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:01,738
I repeat, the Hulk is on the loose!
362
00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:04,574
- Whoa whoa, wait.
- I gotta protect the world, kid.
363
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,843
Did you hear him?
Did you hear how he was talking?
364
00:21:06,878 --> 00:21:08,578
Almost full sentences.
365
00:21:08,613 --> 00:21:10,814
He never referred to
himself as the Hulk.
366
00:21:10,848 --> 00:21:14,718
Maybe it worked. Maybe the whole
brain switch worked a little.
367
00:21:14,752 --> 00:21:16,486
Maybe he is a little smarter now.
368
00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:19,690
Don't you think he's suffered enough?
369
00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:22,693
This is Fury. Keep an eye
on the Hulk but do not engage
370
00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:26,596
unless you hear from me.
Let's see how this plays out.
371
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,635
I'm sure glad
that guy's on our side.
372
00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:34,838
- Will Hulk be all right?
- We'll make sure he's all right.
373
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:37,581
He deserves it.
He's a hero.
374
00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:42,324
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