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2x05 - Hawkeye
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[cawing]
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Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
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Lately, it seems like
I can't get any me time.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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But today is different.
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Today is solo Spidey day.
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Today it's all on me.
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I know what you're thinking.
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What is Manhattan's most beloved
quick-witted hero doing in New Jersey?
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Check it out.
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[female voice]
Commencing skeletal retro scan.
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Subject: Spider-Man.
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Identity confirmed.
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[grunts]
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I've been coming here for weeks.
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[grunts]
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And I love this spy stu-u-uff!
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I just hope they're finally done.
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Oh, man, what is taking so long?
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Look, I know it's
a SHIELD heli-carrier,
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and it's got to have
state-of-the-art technology,
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impregnable defense systems and
be the size of a football field,
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but I got major housing
problems at Casa de Parker.
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- I do not eat meat.
- Well, I do.
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Don't get grabby, okay?
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Does anyone know how
many calories are in this?
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- Hey, you gonna eat that?
- They might be my friends,
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but I gotta get 'em outta here
before I starve to death.
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And if you think that's bad...
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Here's Peter dressed
like a little tulip.
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[chuckling]
Little tulip.
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And there goes what's
left of my dignity.
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But you know what? I'm supposed to
be the leader of this motley crew,
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so I should be able to deal
for a little while longer.
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[grunting]
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Besides, Fury had to have
called me here for a reason...
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Whoa!
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[men grunting]
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The Beetle?
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He must be here to
destroy the heli-carrier.
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[grunting]
Whoa!
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Maybe he's here to destroy me.
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All right. Check this out.
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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- Nick Fury to the rescue?
- Apparently.
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Beetle, surrender now or be destroyed.
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[men crying out]
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- Where'd he go?
- Cloaking device.
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And he just got away.
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So what the heck was that thing
that's still got my ears ringing?
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A sonic disruption arrow.
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Oh, cool. Yeah.
That's what I thought it was.
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- You know Hawkeye, I assume?
- Who doesn't?
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Hey, well, thanks for the assist.
Up high, Hawkeye.
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Hey, don't leave me hanging.
Nick?
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You guys are cold.
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The Beetle was being held
in an off-site facility
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when the first heli-carrier went down.
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In the confusion that
followed, he made his escape.
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He might have been here
to wreak a little havoc,
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but once he saw you...
clearly, he wants revenge.
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Well, that's great. Why can't
I be that popular in school?
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We haven't been able
to track him down yet,
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so I called in an Avenger
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for some extra protection
while we're in dry dock.
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But now I think you need the
protection more than we do.
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You mean a babysitter.
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So Mr. Sonic Disruption Arrow
was gonna watchdog me?
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[barking]
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And if you're calling in an Avenger,
shouldn't it be one I already know?
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Yeah! Up top!
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Whoa! [grunts]
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You know, all I've ever heard
about this Hawkeye character
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is his reputation for being
a bit of a loose cannon.
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I've got enough of those
squatting in my house right now.
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Where is he anyway?
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[grunts] See? It's way different
when I know it's coming.
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[grunting]
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- So, what kind of arrow is this one?
- It's an ensnarement arrow.
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Yeah. Catchy. You know,
I think I hear the Hulk calling you.
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Now that the Beetle
has made a real play,
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I know you'll wanna go after him.
But I don't want you handling him alone,
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unless you'd rather
I call in the rest of your team.
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Where is my organic toothpaste?
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- Where's my toothbrush?
- Where's my dental floss?
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- Is that a zit or some ketchup?
- This stinks.
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[shivers]
Just for today.
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I need some personal space, okay?
So let's try this again.
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Up high for the ultimate team-up
featuring Spidey and Hawkeye.
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[sniffs]
Aw, come on. I showered.
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I was thinking about
your ensnarement arrow
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and how maybe you could
try a name that's a little more hip,
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- like "ensnarrow."
- No. Now pipe down.
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I'm trying to get a tracking
signal on the Beetle's armor.
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Once I get it, we find
him anywhere in the city.
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Look, I'm sure your
Avengers tech is cool.
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But me? I track a criminal
using my enhanced spider senses
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and my Spider Cycle.
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Yeah, yeah. That's quite
the toy you got there.
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I'm not sure why a guy who swings
on webs needs a set of wheels.
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Jealous much, just 'cause my
bike's way cooler than yours?
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Well, check this out.
[beeps]
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- [chuckles] Pretty rad, huh?
- Yeah, real rad.
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I've got my own
big-boy version, though.
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Okay.
That's pretty cool too.
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I got him.
[beeping]
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That's just a few blocks away.
Let's go!
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Wait!
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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[grunts]
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You're supposed to stay with me.
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Then keep up.
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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Whoa!
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Uh, we come in peace?
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Agh!
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Oh! I guess you don't.
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Aagh!
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- You're welcome.
- Not bad.
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But there was only, like, one of them.
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Happy now, kid?
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Oh, I get it. I can play
this game too, you know.
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[grunting] Look at that.
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Another hit. And another.
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Say, what's that? Another.
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[grunting]
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Two at a time's not bad.
But watch me win this bug shoot.
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Now, that move's gotta
put me in the top spot.
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I just wanna thank me
for being really awesome.
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Way better than Hawkeye.
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[crowd cheering]
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Uh-oh.
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[grunting]
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Hey! Hawkeye!
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Where's an Avenger when you need one?
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Agh! You put the "miss"
in "missile," tin-head. Hah!
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[whooshing]
Wait. What's that sound?
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[yells]
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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You missed a spot!
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Agh!
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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Move.
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Agh!
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[grunting]
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Thanks for the lift.
Now, where have you been?
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Where do think?
Playing chase with your best pal.
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Huh? He's right behind us.
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Hold on.
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Agh! My web shooter.
Gotcha. [yells]
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Whoa. Hold on.
Looks like I've really got you.
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Actually, he's got us.
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Okay. We're in a pretty
sticky situation here.
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- I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
- Yeah. Me too.
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- Pull me up.
- No time.
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[grunting]
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- Whoa-oa!
- Aagh!
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If plan "A" is to smash us
into the street like a bug,
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I vote for plan "B"!
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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[grunts] Hey, this is fun and
all, but get me outta here!
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[grunting]
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- Steer.
- Are you crazy?
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You've got one hand.
Don't worry.
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Eventually, my webbing will dissolve.
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Uh, I don't suppose that'll dissolve.
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Are you kidding?
It's meant to hold someone indefinitely!
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Huh. What do you call that arrow?
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- Lean to the left!
- That's a weird name for it.
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- To the right!
- No. We need to turn around.
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- We need to get away.
- We need to nail the Beetle!
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We need to free ourselves first.
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You know what I was just thinking?
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The irony of how I started this
day wanting a little personal space,
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and now I'm stuck to this guy.
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I mean, what if we're
stuck like this forever?
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[shower running]
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[passes gas]
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Probably not the time
to be worried about that.
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Let's give him a better target.
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Straight ahead.
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[laughs] Blowing up
Jameson never gets old.
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- Grab another arrow.
- We already tried this, remember?
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We're gonna fire it together.
Now, I aim, you pull.
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[grunting]
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Wow.
You're stronger than you look.
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Just use a little spider
strength and pull, would ya?
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[beeps]
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[grunting]
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Oops. You said
use my spider strength.
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Ugh! We need a bowstring.
Use your web.
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Fine. Sheesh.
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You gotta be kidding me.
Hey, don't look at me.
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I'm supposed to have two of them.
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How come you don't
have an extra bowstring?
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Because I never break them!
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Uh-oh!
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We can't take much more of this.
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- What do we do?
- This.
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Jump! [both grunt]
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[both yell]
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Pretty strong for a string bean.
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Proportionate strength
of a spider, remember?
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Hold on.
[grunting]
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I'm proud to announce the Bugle's
new official sponsor, Mighty Glue.
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- For when your life is...
- Can't you move any quicker?
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It's not easy swinging around
with this kind of dead weight.
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Dead weight? The only reason you're
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not dead right now is because of me.
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You? The only reason you're
not dead is because of me.
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Now let's talk about our
official menace to society.
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That's right. I'm talking about
the web-headed terrorist Spider-Man,
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who, as I speak, is destroying
the city in yet another
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throw-down with another one
of his so-called enemies.
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- He always this hard on you?
- Actually, today's not too bad.
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And I will not rest
until I see that no-good,
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worthless spider freak
brought to justice.
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Uh, spoke too soon.
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Well, as long as we got a
second, let me try something.
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Hey-hey, nice.
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You know, despite our situation here,
you're pretty good at this stuff.
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Yeah. Well, I guess.
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Whoa. I think your raisarrows
are actually working.
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Quit renaming my arrows.
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[both yelling]
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[both grunt]
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Follow my lead.
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- What are you doing?
- I got a plan.
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[both yelling]
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I got...
I just gotta get...
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almost...
[grunting]
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That was your plan?
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To fall a hundred feet through
a half-constructed skyscraper?
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Save the vitriol, angry archer.
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Look around. Something in here
can get this off our hands.
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Oh-ho, no, no, no.
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You think I'm gonna let you
put my hand in that thing?
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00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,427
Yikes!
251
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,128
[both yell]
252
00:14:40,165 --> 00:14:42,065
[panting]
253
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,302
[both grunt]
254
00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,405
We can use this.
255
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,443
A blowtorch?
I don't think so.
256
00:14:54,112 --> 00:14:55,479
[both grunt]
257
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:59,116
Whoa!
258
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:01,117
Agh!
259
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:06,389
[grunting]
260
00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:11,227
Is this... [grunts]
part of the plan too?
261
00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,162
I'm improvising.
[grunting]
262
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,333
[both grunt]
263
00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:22,272
Swing me up.
[grunts]
264
00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:23,440
[grunts]
265
00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,008
[grunts]
266
00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:37,421
Good shot. Looks like
we're sitting pretty.
267
00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:40,090
[cooing]
Did I speak too soon?
268
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,325
[both yelling]
269
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:50,634
[both yelling]
270
00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:54,771
Can you shoot this arrow
with your web shooter?
271
00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:57,508
Of course I can.
Remember this?
272
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,643
The newest in SHIELD
tech at your service.
273
00:15:59,677 --> 00:16:01,812
- What kind of arrow is it?
- An ensnar...
274
00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:05,683
- Okay. An ensnarrow.
- Awesome!
275
00:16:09,788 --> 00:16:11,622
[both grunt]
276
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:16,694
- Uh, shouldn't we get down?
- Probably.
277
00:16:25,837 --> 00:16:28,338
He didn't see us.
278
00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,674
He's probably heading back to
the first place he found me.
279
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,642
I need to call Fury.
[static]
280
00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,645
Ah!
My wrist communicator's broken.
281
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:37,581
Don't worry. I got it covered.
282
00:16:37,615 --> 00:16:40,685
Beetle's heading back to
the hangar. We've got a plan.
283
00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:44,355
I need you to evacuate the workers
still constructing the heli-carrier.
284
00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:46,491
- At least until morning.
- I'll do it.
285
00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:48,693
But there's a lot of taxpayer
money being spent here...
286
00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,595
[grunts]
so don't blow it.
287
00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:52,397
I think it's best if Fury
288
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,366
doesn't know about
our little predicament.
289
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,667
'Cause you know he'd blame me.
290
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:58,603
So what do you call that?
Wait. Don't tell me.
291
00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:00,705
It's an arrow
with a video camera on it.
292
00:17:00,739 --> 00:17:02,706
A "camarrow", right?
293
00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,576
- That's a car.
- Oh, come on. That's gold.
294
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:09,480
We need to get to the
heli-carrier fast. Any ideas?
295
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:11,316
[whistles]
296
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,489
I just wanna say that
as a real New Yorker,
297
00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,625
I would've taken the subway.
But cabs are quicker.
298
00:17:21,727 --> 00:17:23,695
Come on!
We're standing here!
299
00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:26,365
This guy's an Avenger!
300
00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:28,333
Spider-Man? Is that you?
301
00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:30,368
Well, yeah. I guess.
302
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:33,405
[laughs] Big fan, man.
Big fan. Get in.
303
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,507
[laughs] Sweet.
304
00:17:35,776 --> 00:17:37,677
[tires screeching]
305
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:43,383
I can't believe you're in my cab.
306
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:46,353
- The Spider-Man.
- Yeah. Hard to believe, I know, but...
307
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,553
You know, you saved my life once.
308
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,790
You were battling some freak,
and he chucked the car right at me.
309
00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,591
Wow. But we really...
310
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,593
Now me, I was chowing
down on a hot dog...
311
00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:57,462
- Watch out!
- ...which the missus says I need to cut back on.
312
00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:59,431
- Look, we're...
- So, where are you
313
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:03,467
- taking your amazing friend tonight?
- Um, New Jersey.
314
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,669
[screeching]
315
00:18:05,704 --> 00:18:09,439
Jersey? Are you kidding me?
I ain't driving all the way to Jersey!
316
00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:13,444
- You said I saved your life.
- Whatever. I ain't going to Jersey.
317
00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,446
- Yeah, you are.
- Whoa. [chuckles]
318
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,581
You got it, pal.
319
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,452
[grunting]
320
00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:26,491
[beeps]
321
00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:27,525
[female voice]
Identity confirmed.
322
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:28,793
[both grunt]
323
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,361
Hang on.
324
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:38,568
[footsteps thudding]
325
00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:42,338
The Beetle's up there.
We've been able to keep him cornered.
326
00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:44,808
Good job, guys.
We'll take it from here.
327
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:50,481
Whoa.
Looks like the Beetle's been busy.
328
00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:53,650
Keep your eyes open. We'll
find him around here somewhere.
329
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,356
Yeah. I think he found us.
330
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:00,825
[gasps]
331
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:07,498
Fine.
You want me, you got me.
332
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,301
Wait! It's what he wants!
[grunting]
333
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,477
Now, that's teamwork.
334
00:19:18,511 --> 00:19:19,778
[grunts]
335
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:23,716
[grunting]
336
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,417
Move over here!
337
00:19:25,452 --> 00:19:27,420
- No! Move over here!
- Now back up a bit!
338
00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:28,487
Come forward!
339
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,557
[both grunt]
340
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,469
[gasps]
341
00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:44,605
Really? I mean, can't
a guy ever enjoy the moment?
342
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:45,673
[grunts]
343
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:49,343
[grunting]
344
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,620
Eat this, tin can!
[grunts]
345
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,389
Or don't. Aagh!
346
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,593
[grunting]
347
00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,630
Pretty good hunter.
348
00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,833
Except one thing.
349
00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,468
[grunts]
350
00:20:15,703 --> 00:20:17,804
You forgot your prey.
351
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,608
[grunts]
352
00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:23,610
Aagh!
353
00:20:23,645 --> 00:20:27,848
I hope I don't miss.
One: It would hurt. A lot.
354
00:20:27,883 --> 00:20:31,752
And two: I don't wanna
hear it from Hawkeye.
355
00:20:31,787 --> 00:20:33,587
[yells]
356
00:20:39,694 --> 00:20:42,796
Nice aim, kid.
What do you call that arrow?
357
00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:48,635
- I call it the... "Sparrow".
- That's a bird.
358
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,637
I knew that.
359
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,450
Nice work, gentlemen.
360
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:08,554
Hey, I know I talked a lot
of trash before, but if it
361
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:12,424
means anything, I think I
learned something important today.
362
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,627
I was kind of wrapped up
in my own personal stuff,
363
00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:18,564
and, well, I shouldn't
have rushed to judgment.
364
00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,499
You're okay.
365
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:24,403
I hate to admit it, but so are you.
366
00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:27,740
In that case, up high, Hawkeye.
367
00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:31,477
- Come on. Just once?
- Fine.
368
00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:37,750
Okay. That was all me.
369
00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:42,426
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