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1x24 - Attack of the Beetle
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My name is Spider-man
and you're probably wondering
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why we're at this
snooty McSnooty restaurant
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where I couldn't even
afford the breadsticks.
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Have I taken a job
as a busboy? Nope.
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Well, wait for it,
because I'm about to show up.
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- And...
- Ugh!
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Here I am.
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Everybody stay calm!
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Just your friendly, neighborhood
Spider-man doing a... kitchen inspection.
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Heh. Looks good.
Very clean.
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[screaming]
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Oof. Must've finally
got a look at the prices.
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Where is she?
Ah-ha! There she is.
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So, to the questions
you're all asking yourselves...
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what's my aunt May doing here?
Why is she all dressed up?
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Who is she waiting for?
Hah! It's a funny story.
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[together]
Ahh!
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Well, it was a funny story.
Until the Beetle crashed the party.
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Waiter! I think I know
what I want for my entre...
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Duck!
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Hey, what're you doing?
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Huh?
[beeping]
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Leave my aunt Ma... that woman that
I can't possibly know out of this!
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Noooo!
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Noooo!
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Okay, this... does not look good.
But, then again,
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the entire day has been
a complete nightmare since...
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This afternoon at school.
[bell rings]
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Hmm.
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Parker, the school
day ended an hour ago.
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What're you still doing out here?
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Me? Agent Coulson, what
are you doing in there?
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I have to maintain my cover...
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And part of my job as acting
principal is to engage in
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parent-teacher conferences.
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[Peter] And that sweet
lady is my aunt May.
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I can tell her everything.
Except of course,
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that I'm your friendly,
neighborhood Spider-man.
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Oh, this is horrible! This is
the ultimate Spidey nightmare!
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Worlds are colliding!
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Must... stop...
this!
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Ahh!
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Wait a minute.
What am I worried about?
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I get good grades.
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And Coulson's whole gig is about
keeping things on the down-low.
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He's not gonna blow my
cover. Heh. This is no biggie.
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Hello.
I don't know if you remember me.
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- I'm principal Coulson.
- Yeah, and this is aunt May.
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- My aunt May.
- Please, call me May.
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Of course. May.
After the Roman Earth goddess.
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Please, call me Phil.
I think I was named after a gas station.
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[laughing]
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Phil? May?
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What happened to principal
Coulson and miss Parker?
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I don't know what I was
thinking, being so optimistic.
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Did I forget that I'm Peter Parker?
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Of course this is bound
to go from bad to worse.
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[laughing]
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Is this part of your job description...
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- Phil?
- Peter.
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Sorry.
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This is official
school business, Parker.
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Your aunt May is in good hands.
So, if you don't mind...
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Yeah, sure.
I got stuff to do.
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No problemo.
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[laughter continues]
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What are they saying in there?
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[laughter continues]
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[laughing]
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It's been a true delight, May.
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You too, principal Coul...
I mean, Phil.
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I haven't laughed like that in a while.
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Well, your nephew can spark
some lively conversation.
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[laughing]
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Lively conversation.
What does that mean?
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[sighs] There she goes.
Crisis averted.
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You know, we could continue
the conversation over dinner...
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If you'd like?
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Why, I-I think that'd be great!
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- Pick me up at 7:30?
- All right, see you then.
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Oh, man. Crisis has just
become full-on natural disaster!
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A date?
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What kid wants their aunt
dating their principal,
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especially when he's not
even a real principal,
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but a super-SHIELD spy
working undercover?!
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I gotta stop this at all costs!
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[distant laughter]
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What do they keep laughing about?
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He's not funny. I'm funny.
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How could she like hanging out with him?
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He is so...
completely and totally uncool.
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It just doesn't make any sense.
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[warning buzzer sounding]
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Time to initiate...
Operation: Disaster Date.
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Maybe I should sneak in the back door.
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Huh?
Hmm.
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Huh?
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[laughing]
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Sir, you have a phone call.
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This is Coulson.
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[Spider-man] Yeah... uh... Coulson!
This is Nick Fury.
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We got a big problem and
you need to take care of it.
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No one else!
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Director Fury?
Your voice sounds strange.
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I have a cold... I mean... flu!
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Like I said, you need to abort your
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current assignment and report
to Latveria, immediately.
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No, make that Antarctica.
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Like, right now...
[phone clicks]
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Coulson?
[dial tone]
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Phil?
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[laughing]
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Ooh! Ah!
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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[splat]
Huh?
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- What are you doing?
- Me? What are you doing?
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I'm trying to have a nice evening out.
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Thanks to you, I haven't
been able to spend 30 seconds
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- with your...
- My aunt.
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What's your problem? She's
a lovely, interesting woman.
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Ew! La, la, la, la, la!
I can't hear you!
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So, you are trying to
sabotage our evening.
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You bet your SHIELD badge I am.
That is...
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If you really are Agent Coulson.
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Who are you?!
The jig is up, buddy!
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You can't fool me with a mask...
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As soon as I...
[grunting]...
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This thing is on here pretty good.
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Ha-ha!
[grunting]
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Knock it off.
I genuinely like your aunt.
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And it seems she likes me, too.
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- Ugh!
- Come on, Parker.
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- It's not that bad.
- No.
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Something's hitting
my Spider-sense hard.
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Something up there!
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In case you're wondering who the
guy in the tricked out body armor
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with full blown weapons system is...
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...he's the Beetle...
world's deadliest mercenary...
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and he's never been taken down.
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Well, except once...
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by this super cool
arachnid-themed superhero.
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Me.
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He's also not very chatty,
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but I'm pretty sure he
isn't here for dinner...
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Yo, Beetle!
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Come and get me!
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This guy really holds
a grudge, doesn't he?
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At least now you know how we got here.
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Whoa! Ugh!
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- Ugh!
- Ah!
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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[beeping]
Hey, what're you doing?
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Noooo!
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Yeah, it's even worse than I remember.
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Anyone else wondering
how I get out of this?
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Noooo!
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Coulson?
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We've got to clear
these people out of here.
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No problemo.
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People! My health inspection has
uncovered a severe bug problem.
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Lots of bugs.
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So, if you could all evacuate
in a calm and orderly fashion...
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I thought I said "calm and orderly."
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Now you get aunt May out of here.
I'll handle tin can man.
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After all, I'm the one he's after.
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Wait, I have something to tell you!
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Yah!
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Don't forget to tip your Spider.
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Ah!
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Phil, Spider-man is here!
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[grunting]
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And he's fighting a robot or something!
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Ugh!
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Oh! Um...
Why don't we get dessert to go?
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Huh?
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[grunting]
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Ugh!
Any requests?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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I haven't heard that one.
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Yah!
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Name that song, chucklehead!
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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Wait a minute!
They're holding hands on a first date?
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I don't think I like where
this thing is heading.
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[audience applauding]
Hi ya, honey. I'm home.
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Wonderful.
How was your day of super-spying?
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- [audience] Aw!
- Just great.
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Now where's that boy of ours?
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I need to have a talk with that rascal.
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I'm just hanging around.
[laughter and applause]
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I mean, come on.
Hasn't anyone heard of taking it slow?
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Ah, okay, where were we?
Oh, yeah...
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Ahhh!
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- Phil, what are you doing?
- I forgot my wallet.
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- Your wallet?
- I'll meet you out back, May.
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Phil!
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It's been a long time.
Last time I checked
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you were locked up in
a maximum security prison.
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I take it you didn't get
released on good behavior.
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Sir, you didn't pay your bill!
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Ooh!
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Uh! Remember me?
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Oh! Ugh!
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Ah!
I didn't order spaghetti.
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Hey, I'm the superhero you want.
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He's after you?
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The Beetle and I are
old sparring partners.
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Huh?
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I'm the only Agent
who ever took him down.
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And he's been trying to
even the score ever since.
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Yee-ah!
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You?
You gotta be kidding me.
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I told you there was a lot
you didn't know about me.
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Ee-yah!
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
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Maybe there is more
to Phil than meets the eye.
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You're pretty quick, Coulson.
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I have black belts in
jujitsu, karate and kung-fu.
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Ugh!
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Nah!
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[grunting]
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Cooking school.
One year.
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I think that means your goose is cooked.
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Heh!
Get it? Cooked?
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Ugh!
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[coughing]
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Hey! Where's aunt May?
Huh?
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Ugh! Let me go!
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Phil!
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Phil?
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[horn honking]
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Hand on tight, Coulson.
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We're gonna get my aunt
May back safe and sound.
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I'll put all SHIELD
Agents on high alert.
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No! You call in the calvary,
and the Beetle will go nuts
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and aunt May will get hurt!
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Forget it! We go in...
just us... and save her!
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If he touched a hair on her head...
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Fine. But I'm still
tapping into SHIELD sats
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to track the Beetle's movements
and triangulate his position.
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Well, do it, Phil.
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[gasps]
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Huh?
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That looks complicated.
You must be very smart.
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And strong.
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Your parents must be enormously proud...
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[nervous laugh]
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Yah!
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They're on the U.S.S. Excelsior!
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The museum? Okay, hold on!
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[beeping]
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[Spider-man]
Ready for round two?
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00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,942
- Make sure she's safe.
- Roger that.
259
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,083
Ugh! Umph!
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00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:50,919
- May!
- Phil!
261
00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:54,089
Not a big fan of taking nice
ladies hostage, you know.
262
00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:57,993
Ugh!
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00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:02,798
You ran out before
we could have dessert.
264
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:04,132
The night's not over yet.
265
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,068
- Find somewhere to hide.
- Me?
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00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:09,071
What about you?
And how did you find me?
267
00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:13,842
Um, I, uh, I hitched
a ride with Spider-man.
268
00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:14,843
Hmm.
269
00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:17,846
Ugh!
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00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:24,019
[groaning]
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00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:25,887
Yah!
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00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,960
You and I have some
unfinished business, Beetle.
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00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:40,068
Coulson! Be careful!
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00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,037
I've got this.
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[grunting]
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00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,022
Huh?
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00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:04,092
[grunting]
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00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,861
Whoa!
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00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,829
[grunting]
I need to get out!
280
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,967
Fencing champ.
SHIELD Agent training, year one.
281
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:15,904
I-I can't believe I'm admitting this.
But...
282
00:16:15,938 --> 00:16:20,709
Agent Phil Coulson is...
kind of... cool?
283
00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,778
What's next?
284
00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,946
Cats marrying dogs?
285
00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:27,082
- I do.
- Meow, too.
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00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:32,020
[grunting]
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00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,892
[grunting]
288
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,960
Omph!
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00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,063
[grunting]
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00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,806
Yah!
291
00:16:56,078 --> 00:17:00,015
Hey, stink-bug.
You forget about little ol' me?
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00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:08,723
Hang in there!
293
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,058
[grunting]
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00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,964
- Spidey on deck.
- Batter up, Beetle!
295
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,833
Sa-wing batter!
296
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,000
Ugh!
297
00:17:20,903 --> 00:17:21,937
Nice hit.
298
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,040
Little league. One year.
Bench warmer.
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00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,947
You missed, Beetle-breath!
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00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,015
He never misses.
301
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,085
- Wahh!
- Wahh!
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00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,787
Ugh!
303
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,891
I win, Coulson!
[beeping]
304
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,030
- Huh?
- Huh?
305
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,069
[Aunt May]
Ha, ha.
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00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,877
Shall we?
307
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:03,044
- Yah!
- Yah!
308
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:05,881
[bell dings]
[Spider-Man] K.O.
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00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:14,923
I'm calling the helicarrier now.
If it's okay with you?
310
00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:18,760
Hold on. I wanna say I'm sorry.
311
00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:24,833
And kinda grateful.
I guess I might've misjudged you, Phil.
312
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,035
Despite the fact that you
tried to ruin my evening,
313
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,970
I might've misjudged you too, Parker.
314
00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:32,007
I'm impressed.
But you ever call me Phil again...
315
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,809
you'll be in detention
for the rest of your life.
316
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:38,847
Right.
Agent Coulson. Gotcha.
317
00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:40,749
Hey.
318
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,817
Can I get a hand up here?
319
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:45,987
I don't know what happened.
320
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,089
I was just finding a place to
hide and must've accidentally
321
00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:50,091
- hit a button.
- That was lucky.
322
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:53,929
Yes... lucky.
323
00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:56,097
Ah-huh.
Pretty cool, huh?
324
00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:59,768
May, you are truly an amazing woman.
325
00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:03,972
You're not so bad yourself...
for a school principal.
326
00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,774
As for you.
327
00:19:05,808 --> 00:19:07,876
Does your family know you
run around dressed like that?
328
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,779
Um...
Heh.
329
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:17,419
Wow. It's the SHIELD helicarrier.
Wonder how that got here.
330
00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:20,289
Oh... well, that's my cue.
331
00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:25,307
So, how 'bout we get you home?
332
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:33,783
It's 9:30.
They should be back here by now.
333
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:38,153
I'm gonna have a word with her
about going out on a school night.
334
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,255
Can you ground your own aunt?
335
00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:49,565
So, May, how would you feel
about another shot at dinner?
336
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:52,334
Uh, dinner where we actually get to eat
337
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,436
and don't have to battle
an armored mercenary.
338
00:19:54,471 --> 00:20:01,477
Heh, that would be nice.
But I have to be honest, Phil, I...
339
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:05,481
I think Peter probably feels
a little bit awkward about all this.
340
00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:09,585
You being the principal and all.
And Peter means the world to me.
341
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:12,287
I would do anything for him.
342
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,456
Oh, man.
343
00:20:14,491 --> 00:20:18,360
So, unfortunately, I have to decline.
344
00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:21,563
Even though, all things
considered, I had a lovely time.
345
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:23,565
Well...
346
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,468
It's probably for the best
they don't hang out again.
347
00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,339
Don't look at me like that.
348
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:34,309
Well, I can't say I'm not
disappointed, but I understand.
349
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,412
Peter's a great kid.
Goodnight, May.
350
00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:41,517
- Goodnight.
- Wait a second.
351
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:45,354
Obviously, I've been
a little weirded out about you
352
00:20:45,388 --> 00:20:47,422
going on a date with principal Coulson.
353
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:50,459
But I know you're not just my aunt.
354
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:53,428
You have a life of your own.
And while I would rather
355
00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:56,365
you didn't date the
principal of my high school...
356
00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,600
which could be the worst
thing ever for me...
357
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:03,272
if it makes you happy,
then I'm happy. 'Kay?
358
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:06,408
Mwah.
359
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:12,915
Whew!
You know I actually thought she might...
360
00:21:13,249 --> 00:21:15,250
Phil! I changed my mind.
361
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:17,452
I think I would like
some dessert after all.
362
00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,454
I'm craving something sweet.
363
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:22,457
I doubt we'll find anything
as sweet as you, May.
364
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,593
[laughs]
365
00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:26,528
[tires squeal]
[laughing]
366
00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:36,405
What?
A lot can happen at dessert...
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00:21:39,371 --> 00:21:42,542
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