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1x23 - Not a Toy
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Unh. I need back up!
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Front up?
Side up?
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Your worst enemy cannot harm you as
much as your own unguarded thoughts.
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Tell me you're not freaking out
and maybe I'll calm down.
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And if I am freaking out?
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Iron Fist?
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Gone. How can someone
so big move so fast?
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Nova: It's game over, man!
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Nova!
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Unh!
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Watch where you're
throwing those things!
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He's everywhere! How
can he be everywhere?
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Get down here so we can strategize!
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Unh!
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Bucket-head?
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Aah!
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It can't end like this!
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Power Man? White Tiger?
Guys!
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Hold on...
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Why does this feel like they're
bait and I'm running into a trap?
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Because that's exactly what you did.
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Unh!
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Do I at least get an award for
being the last bug standing?
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No.
Unh!
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Help!
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Tag. I win. {*1*}
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Yes, kids, that's him!
The living legend.
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The first Avenger.
Captain America!
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Steve Rogers, by the way.
Pleasure to officially meet you all.
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That was so brutally
awesome!
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Can we do it again, please?
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- Best two out of three?
- Are you kidding? Yes!
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How many times do you get to learn
battle strategy from Captain America?
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So far, just this one time.
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I thought you were good at math.
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Ugh,
"I thought you were good at math..."
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This training session is not on
the Captain's agenda, Director Fury.
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- Don't be a Cap hog, Coulson.
- It's not about that.
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I gave them the rules
before he got here...
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Under no circumstances are any of
you to speak to Captain America,
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look him in the eye, say his name,
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or breathe loudly in his presence.
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Cap seems to be really enjoying himself.
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Captain America is my... I mean...
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is the greatest livingng superhero!
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What if they do something
that embarrasses me...
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I... I mean S.H.I.E.L.D.
in front of him?
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Seems like the benefit outweighs
the risk. But it's your call.
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All right everyone, if Cap is
finished with you, we can just...
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I think the new recruits
want one more round.
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Heh. You ready?
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Our lives just got 1,000% cooler,
Captain America, sir!
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Uh, you use your right hand to salute.
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See if you still feel
that way in three minutes.
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Prep the court!
Let's see what this team's got.
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You know maybe we
should just wrap this up
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before something disastrous happens.
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Isn't that exactly why
we're learning from the best?
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To make sure something
disastrous doesn't happen?
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Just one more, Phil.
Then we can go over Fury's checklist.
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- You know my name?
- I love this guy!
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Ok...
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This time I'm gonna show him
why they call me Power Man.
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Dude, you call you Power Man.
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It's Captain America.
The guy once punched a tank unconscious.
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Actually that's a myth.
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- No, I'm pretty sure that's true.
- Oh...
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Let's up the ante.
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First one of you, any of you,
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that takes me out,
gets to keep the shield.
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Do you know what I could
sell that for on the internet?
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- What? Oh...
- Sweet!
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JJJ: Call me crazy, but
I like the new Spidey!
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Avengers assemble!
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Avengers disassemble!
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Avengers assemble
again!
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I love you, Cap's shield.
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Now the problem you all have
is you think your unique power
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is your only asset.
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This should be awesome.
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Unh!
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By relying on your one power or weapon
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you become predictable
to any wiser opponent.
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Unh! Ya!
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By using all your skills
and being unpredictable
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you're more likely to
stand a fighting chance.
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I don't know.
I kinda like my odds!
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- Hey!
- Awkward...
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This is not mine.
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Your aim stinks.
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Uh, look out?
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Hiya! Unh!
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Nice!
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Jujitsu? Kung fu?
Krav maga?
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All of the above.
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Gotchya!
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Ya! Hiya!
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Ah! No way.
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And that was something I picked
up growing up in Brooklyn.
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You have to think of your
powers for what they are...
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One tool in your toolbox.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Heh heh. Hey!
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Can't see!
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Total spankage.
Take II.
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You lasted half a minute
longer than last time.
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Every battle you learn from
is a win.
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Ugh.
Tell that to my shoulder.
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Well I think we've had
enough fun for one day.
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But the Captain and I
have extremely important
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S.H.I.E.L.D. business to attend to.
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I was hoping to go over
a few pointers with...
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I'll have someone write a memo
for you. Join me in my office?
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Sure.
I'm going to leave this here.
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You can hold it, but don't throw it.
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It's a weapon, not a toy.
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All: Sir, yes sir!
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Is it me, or was that the
best butt kicking we ever got?
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We went toe-to-toe
with Captain America.
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I think we just graduated.
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Do you think he'll pick
one of us as his sidekick
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and... ooh, shield!
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Me first!
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Nice.
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Heed Captain America's words...
"it's not a toy."
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Yeah, how about we just put
it back where we found it.
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And "we" means "you," Nova.
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You're right. I should. I will.
After one little throw!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Ooh, so light!
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Luke, catch!
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That's not good!
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I'm coming shield!
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[sighs] I'll go
get web-for-brains.
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Uh, hey guys?
Where's my shield?
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[all chuckle nervously]
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Web gliders.
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I'd brag, but first I gotta go
save Cap's shield And my butt!
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Oh, slippery little...
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S'up, Iron Man?
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Can't talk.
Gotta glide. Laters!
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Aah!
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Sorry, complete stranger.
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Please be careful when
you cross the street.
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And don't forget fruit snacks.
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Latverian embassy?
Uh oh.
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Ooh! That's gonna be
all my allowance money.
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Uh, excuse me, mister Doom, sir?
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Can I have my shield back?
Please?
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Doctor Doom. The baddest
bad guy in the entire world. {*2*}
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Four kabillion people in this
city and it lands on his head.
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You know why?
Because I'm me.
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Ugh, this is so me it's disgusting!
What do I do now?
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Oh, should I just call Nick Fury?
What's the worst that could happen?
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Full speed ahead!
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No!
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Argh!
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Maybe not.
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- This is yours?
- It is actually.
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It... it's not the real
Captain America shield.
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I mean, that would be crazy.
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What would I be doing with Captain
America's actual shield, right?
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No. No this is a...
a replica.
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A replica?
For what purpose?
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- A very patriotic chip and dip bowl?
- Wait right there.
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[sighs] See?
All you have to do is ask politely.
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Anybody else's Spider
sense tingling? No?
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I take back what I said before.
This is so me!
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No, no, no, no, no!
What do I do?
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Where's the off switch
on the Doom missile?
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Sweet team-up!
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Hey, you didn't get any
scratches on my bike, did you?
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It's cool that you
borrowed it, but...
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Where's my shield?
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Oh, yeah, uh, heh,
funny story actually...
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You were playing with it and it
fell off the carrier and landed here.
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Uh...
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Yes.
Are you insane with anger?
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I try not to live in the past.
Let's fix this.
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Fix how?
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Hey!
We're not allowed to go in there!
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It's Doom's embassy. Aren't
there, like, laws or something?
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He just sent a missile
into a New York street.
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His diplomatic immunity
is out the window.
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Hey, just like your
shield when I... oh...
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But we have to be smart.
Who knows what else he has in there.
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So we wait for Fury and the guys?
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My shield is made from a one of
a kind adamantium/vibranium alloy.
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So, I guess he wants it back.
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If Doom has time to
reverse engineer that metal,
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he could turn his armor,
or any kind of weapon,
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into something unstoppable.
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Big ups to my boy Spider-man
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for making all my dreams come true!
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I don't want to be
Doom's boy! Let's do this!
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I mean, if you're ready.
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Doctor Doom has
Doomdogs? That's adorable.
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What? It is.
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You go high. I'll take
the ground assault.
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Web them to the floor.
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I was gonna do that
as a surprise for you!
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But now you've gone and ruined it!
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Cap? Cap!
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Ha! Wow.
Captain America.
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- Bringing it skewer style.
- This isn't the fight.
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It's not?
Sure feels like fighting.
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This is a distraction.
He's trying to buy time
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so he can analyze the shield.
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Well, it's totally working.
I'm distracted.
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We'll work on that.
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The intruders have reached level two.
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I need more time.
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Is this gonna work?
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- We just need to slow them down.
- That means no.
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I expected this to be a
lot easier with you around.
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Captain America?
I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to play with it!
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I know, right? It's so light!
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And colorful!
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They're right behind us.
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Don't focus on them.
They're not the fight.
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Spider-man: What if one of the Doombots
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is actually Doctor Doom
pretending to be a Doombot?
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- Captain America: It's never that easy.
- Spider-man: Never ever?
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- Can I focus on 'em now?
- Web wide and run.
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- Run? Really?
- Know the fight.
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"Know the fight?"
Wait, is this a lesson?
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Should I be taking notes?
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The shield's not here!
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It's in Latverian.
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Wow, that's a fun fact, but, Cap?
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Uh, maybe we should hurry it up?
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Incredible.
New York, Washington, Dallas, Cleveland.
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Doom was using this embassy
as a base of operations for an invasion!
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Really, Cleveland?
Why?
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Oh, never mind.
We've got company!
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[robots shut down]
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How did you do the wha...
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It says "Doombot master control"
in Latverian. Tools in the toolbox.
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That's right, kids!
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Stay in school, learn
Latverian and save the world!
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What now?
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- Roof.
- Roof?
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Doom is trying to escape!
And he's got your shield!
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This day has gone to the dogs.
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Eh, Cap?
You have a plan, right? {*3*}
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We stop Doom at all costs.
250
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Nice doggy.
251
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,119
Oh no, Doomsy, you are
so not getting away!
252
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Don't you know not to leave your
pets at home when you're away?
253
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Cap, know the fight!
254
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Knock! Knock!
255
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You're under arrest, Doom!
256
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You can't arrest me in my own
embassy. It's Latverian soil.
257
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:12,464
You're not standing on soil.
We're in American airspace.
258
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Ohh, burn.
259
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,106
Let's see what this does!
260
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Not one step closer.
261
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,125
That shield doesn't belong to you, Doom.
262
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:45,230
I know what this is. And I know
how much it is worth to you.
263
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,966
Why would you be so careless with it
264
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as too entrust it to an idiot child?
265
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,939
Child? Well I'm rubber
and you're glue,
266
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,042
whatever you say bounces
of me... never mind.
267
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,854
Besides, this isn't about me!
268
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You were getting ready to
make an attack on America!
269
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And you handed an
enemy of America the key
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to making the world
over in my own image.
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Your own image?
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00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:15,787
Hold on.
We'll make you a deal, Doomsy.
273
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:18,891
Give us the shield and you can
get back in your Doom mobile
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and drive back to Doomville.
275
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,927
What's the strategy here?
276
00:18:21,961 --> 00:18:25,764
He gives back the shield and in
return we don't tell the world
277
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that a teenager and a shield-less
Captain America beat the
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metal pants off of him and all
his egobots all by ourselves.
279
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[laughing]
280
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:39,811
Being doctor Doom has got to
be all about reputation, right?
281
00:18:39,846 --> 00:18:41,880
Without that you're
just a guy with a cape
282
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:43,849
that vaguely smells of Bologna.
283
00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:45,117
Ha!
284
00:18:53,159 --> 00:18:55,928
Ok, Doom, one last chance!
285
00:18:55,962 --> 00:19:00,799
I promise you, I will destroy
you and then I will destroy...
286
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,836
Yeah, about that, I learned
some pretty cool things today.
287
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And the big lesson
learned was...
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Ohh!
Know the fight.
289
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,778
See you were fighting us
290
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:16,081
but we weren't fighting
you. We were stalling.
291
00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,889
Um... we were stalling.
292
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,925
Gotta get the volume on
this microphone adjusted.
293
00:19:37,971 --> 00:19:40,072
I think it's time you give
the man back his shield.
294
00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:46,945
Take it.
My plans require no such trinkets.
295
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,914
About those plans...
296
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:51,984
You're under arrest for
conspiring to attack America.
297
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:56,922
Be my guest. My embassy officials
will have me released by nightfall.
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Well fought.
299
00:20:03,129 --> 00:20:04,997
Can I be your sidekick?
300
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:07,065
You're good, but I don't
really do sidekicks well.
301
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,166
Bygones?
302
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:11,036
Bygones?
Wait-a-minute.
303
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:13,839
You didn't scratch my
Spider-cycle, did you?
304
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:21,046
Doombot dogs?
No, not buying it.
305
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,083
And you got Doctor
Doom deported? Really?
306
00:20:25,118 --> 00:20:29,187
And he was all...
"you only found me by accident!
307
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:32,991
You could never match
my intellect man to man."
308
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:35,193
Uh-huh.
And what did you say?
309
00:20:35,228 --> 00:20:37,996
I said, "I can live with that."
310
00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:41,933
But you've all learned some
valuable tactical lessons, right?
311
00:20:41,968 --> 00:20:44,002
Let's see...
know your fight.
312
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,938
Our powers are only
one tool in the toolbox.
313
00:20:46,973 --> 00:20:50,175
No! I mean about touching
things that don't belong to you.
314
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,978
Oh, yeah. Because you
might accidentally stop
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00:20:53,012 --> 00:20:55,047
a madman from taking over the world.
316
00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,984
And... you're welcome?
317
00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:01,086
You think international
incidents are funny?
318
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,056
Hey, Phil, how would you
like to hold my shield?
319
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:08,093
Really?
Oh, ooh, wow. It's so light.
320
00:21:08,127 --> 00:21:10,862
There could be some future Avengers here
321
00:21:10,897 --> 00:21:12,864
if you all stay out of trouble.
322
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All: Sir, yes sir!
323
00:21:16,969 --> 00:21:19,004
I'll take that back now.
324
00:21:19,038 --> 00:21:21,073
You got it, Cap!
Here you go!
325
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[sighs] I'll get it.
Here we go again!
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