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1x20 - Run Pig Run
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[rumbling]
Knock it off.
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I know you're hungry, stomach,
but I can't exactly hide
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waffles in these tights.
You'll just have to suck it up,
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because today is picture day.
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We gotta get to school so I can
finally get it right this time.
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I know it sounds shallow, but you
gotta take control of your brand.
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Or someone else will.
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Case in point.
I save the world too.
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Do I get a billboard honoring me?
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No. I get...
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Menace!
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Vigilante.
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Terrible fashion sense.
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I'm all alone on this crazy train.
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[man] Spider-Man, down here!
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Spidey. Huge fan.
You hungry?
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Want a dog on the house?
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A token of appreciation.
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Appreciation?
Me? Really?
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Spidey sense is tingling.
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It always does that around street food.
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It's probably all right.
[clears throat]
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We don't need our Spidey sense
to tell us not to eat that.
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Common sense prevails
when one simply reasons
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if it looks that
way on the way in...
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Clam it, clowny. When
did we become a food diva?
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It's a hot dog. Look at it.
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It's salty.
It's mustardy. It's free.
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Well, the price is right.
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[laughing]
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And how was the hot dog, Spider-Man?
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- Juicy?
- Loki?
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[coughs]
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What are you doing here?
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Wait. Did you do
something to my hot dog?
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You didn't spit in it, did you?
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I thought about it, but not
even I am that merciless.
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No. The hot dog
was merely enchanted.
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- Agh!
- [laughing]
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[squeals]
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[oinks]
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[theme]
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I'm a... p-p-p-pig?
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Why?
[oinks]
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Consider it a playful riposte to
our last encounter, Spider-Man.
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You interfered in my plans of conquest.
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It is only fair that I return the favor,
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complete with a witty
"you are what you eat" morality tale
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curling out of your backside.
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You think this is gonna stop me, Joki?
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Change me back before I...
[grunts]
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Do what, little pig?
Wee-wee-wee all the way home?
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Let this be a lesson, mortal.
You messed with the wrong...
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Joke's over. Do the
reverse hot dog spell on me
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before I go all hog wild on you.
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[horn blows]
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- What was that?
- That is your cue to run.
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[Loki laughs]
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[growling]
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Huzzah. There it is.
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The target that we seek.
Let the hunt begin.
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[all]
Slay the swine!
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Slay the... swine?
That's me!
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Hey, wait a second, guys.
I'm not a... [growls]
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[grunts]
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A talking pig?
Excellent.
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I will hang its head above my
fireplace next to the others.
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[grunting]
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Wait. You're making a b...
Others?
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[growls] Ah!
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He is a fast hog.
Fast hogs taste good.
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[roars]
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[animals growl]
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[roars]
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Whoa.
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These bozos are gonna hurt somebody.
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Catch a pig dance
a jig and never let him go
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Hey, buddy,
can you play something else?
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Kinda having an off day.
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Off day? On the contrary.
It is an exalted day.
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It's Asgardsreia,
the day of the wild hunt.
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The day of the wild what?
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Once a year, a band of
Asgard's finest hunters
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form a party and ride off
to skewer a prize boar.
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To be eaten at a feast
held later tonight
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in the halls of Valhalla.
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And thanks to you, I'm the prize?
[growling]
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Gah!
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[Loki laughs]
If it's any consolation,
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you'll probably taste terrible.
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[growling]
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[sighs]
He's in the refuse bin.
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You put all mimes to shame.
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[roars]
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Face it, Spidey, the pig is up.
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[grunts]
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[thunder rumbles]
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Oh, Thor, am I glad to see you.
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Spider-Man?
[laughs] A boar?
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When I heard the hunting horns
of Asgard ring across Manhattan,
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I knew trouble was brewing.
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Let me guess.
My brother Loki, the God of mischief?
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[squeals]
What makes you say that?
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[growling]
Thor, what is this?
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Why do you bar our way?
That swine is ours.
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Step aside, little friend.
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Skurge, cease this hunt immediately.
This pig is under my protection.
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So sayeth the Prince of Asgard.
[thunder rumbles]
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Protection? As a member
of the royal family,
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you cannot stop us without going
against your own father's laws.
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[sighs]
Aye, that is correct.
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Uh, what?
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Loki has planned his revenge most
cleverly. My father's word is law.
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As a son of Asgard, my hands are tied.
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I cannot call off this hunt officially.
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What do you mean, "officially"?
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There is nothing in his law
that says I cannot slow you down.
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[thunder rattles]
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Run for your life, pig.
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Run? How about telling
them I'm not a real pig?
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Oh.
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Nay, for in truth, it is exactly
what a talking pig would say.
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Okay. Is there some way
you can, I don't know,
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- un-pig me?
- Nay again.
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I am the God of thunder,
not a magician.
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A million superheroes in New York,
and I get the one who
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can't break the spell
or stop the hunt.
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Now, this is strange.
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Hmm.
I smell something delicious.
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Wait a second.
Gah!
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Why do I even try?
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Don't despair, Spider-ham.
The plan is simple.
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The hunt ends at sunset.
You just stay alive until then.
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You did not just call me
"Spider-ham".
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[animals wailing]
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- Wolves track your scent.
- I must smell like a deli to them.
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- Ugh. What was that for?
- The stench will disguise your scent.
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[roars]
No matter.
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Our cooks will season
you before you're served.
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Try and stop us. We welcome
the challenge, son of Odin.
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His meat will taste that much sweeter.
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[both]
Yeah, sweeter.
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[grunts]
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They have the advantage here.
We must get to friendlier ground.
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Spider-ham, take my hammer.
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Okay, but stop calling
me Spider... Oh!
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...haaam!
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[screams]
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[screaming continues]
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[coughing]
Friendlier ground?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Forget about cooking me.
They'll eat me alive in my high school.
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[bell rings]
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This is the worst idea
in the nine worlds.
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Whatever those are.
We should fight them out in the open.
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Nay. With son of Coul's aid and
that of your young warrior friends,
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you will be properly protected.
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I vote no.
[squeals]
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[oinking]
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They'll never let me live this down.
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Between utter humiliation
and a frying pan,
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I'm going with frying pan.
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There's no time for debate, young pig.
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You once talked to me of pride and how
I should not allow it to stand in my way.
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- It is time to heed your own advice.
- Schooled by the God of thunder.
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Ugh. That's right. It's picture day.
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Could this get any worse?
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Don't say a word.
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A pinata pig.
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[oinks]
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- Where's the bat?
- Give me that. I'm so hungry.
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Go near me with a bat and I'll
stick it where the Nova don't...
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Is this ham?
[gagging]
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I think I just became a cannibal.
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It talked?
It's a talking pig?
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In a Spider...
Hey. Wait a second.
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Yeah, don't strain yourself, Sam.
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Here's the ten-cent tour, people.
Loki, spell, Thor, fight.
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The rest of the story
in Coulson's office.
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[all laugh]
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You forgot the best part...
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Spider-ham.
[alarm rings]
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Oh, yeah. One more thing.
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Destroy anyone who stands in
the way of us and our feast.
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Feast?
Are they talking about you?
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Green eggs and all, Sam.
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Yeah!
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Go do a wardrobe change.
I'll keep them occupied.
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- On it.
- [laughs] Hang on, Spider-ham.
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Greetings, boar.
Ready to roast?
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Uh, one second.
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Flash? You better clear out.
It's about to get messy.
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Ah!
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- Lucky guess.
- You are an unusual beast.
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- I know. Because I'm not a pig.
- Your words ring true.
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- Really?
- You are a meal fit for a God.
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[grunts]
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I will have your hide.
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[grunting]
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Succulent that, axe guy.
[oinks]
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Not exactly a brick house.
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I'm sure there's a big,
bad wolf joke to be had here,
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but let's just get to
the good part, shall we?
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[animal growls]
[laughs]
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Flash, you better run.
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- It's gonna get messy.
- Ah!
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Come on. Where's Thor?
This rescue stinks.
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One bacon save, coming up.
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Who wants to toss the pigskin around?
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Whoa!
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Let him loose, mortal.
[roars]
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Iron fist, go long.
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[grunting]
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This way.
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[kids screaming]
You brought Spider-Man here?
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- Back to my school?
- It seemed a wise course of action.
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Putting thousands of high school kids
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between Spider-Man and
crazed hunters from Asgard?
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Doesn't sound very wise.
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Tuck the shirt in, Mr. Lieber.
Then run.
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You are son of Coul.
I thought you could handle it.
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Flash, beat it. Things are
about to get messy around here.
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I'm a SHIELD agent.
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And a principal at
a New York public high school.
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Of course I can handle it.
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[laughs]
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Guess this makes you
pig man on campus.
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[laughing]
Ow!
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Whoa!
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No running in the halls.
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Get "Porker" out of here.
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For Asgard.
For ham!
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Get the hamling away
from these innocents.
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Keep him alive.
And squealing.
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Detention. Now.
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You heard the man. Detention.
[squeals]
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Your quarry is gone.
[sniffing]
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Follow the pig's scent.
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- That doesn't look good.
- Indeed.
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Seriously, guys, this is overkill.
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The full might of shield being
us to protect one little pig?
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And can this pig get a laser gun?
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Don't worry, little pig.
We are 3,000 feet up in the air.
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It'll take more than a huff and
a puff to knock this house down.
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There's a "when pigs fly" joke here.
Give me a sec, I'll find it.
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Coulson sent word.
We keep Spider-ham here until sundown.
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I've got the ship on high alert.
250
00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:45,117
What's the point of putting
everybody on high alert?
251
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,117
It's not like those
hunters can follow us here.
252
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,033
They were on wolves.
253
00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:52,033
[man]
Sir, unidentified objects approaching.
254
00:14:56,158 --> 00:15:01,283
- Oh, man. Those wolves have wings.
- Majestic creatures.
255
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,158
He's trapped with nowhere to run.
256
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,895
This is the longest day...
ever.
257
00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,671
For honor.
For the hunt.
258
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,025
For dinner!
[laughs]
259
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,275
Blast them out of the sky.
260
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:25,442
The game's a foot.
[laughing]
261
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:29,108
[laughs]
Their beast spits fire.
262
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,317
As do ours.
263
00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:38,150
Whatever you do, don't let them in.
264
00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:41,108
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
265
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,400
Oh, great. Now I'm doing it.
266
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,275
Strike for Asgard.
For the hunt!
267
00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,150
I gotta get out there.
268
00:15:49,185 --> 00:15:52,483
No. We're going out there.
You are staying here.
269
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,067
But they're after me, not you.
270
00:15:55,108 --> 00:15:57,108
Chillax, pork chop.
We got this.
271
00:15:57,150 --> 00:16:00,025
If we need to find
truffles, we'll call you in.
272
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:09,150
So, anyone have any tips on how you
actually stop one of these things?
273
00:16:09,192 --> 00:16:12,358
Convince them to be vegetarian.
274
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,233
This morning, I was complaining
how I get no respect.
275
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:19,942
But all these people, risking
their lives to save my hide? Wow.
276
00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:22,233
[Loki]
Let this be a lesson, Spider-boar.
277
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,108
Be careful what you wish for.
278
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,942
You never know who may be listening.
279
00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,233
Like me.
280
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:35,983
I've made you the most desired
beast in all the nine worlds.
281
00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:40,233
However, as you continue to hide
and let others do your fighting,
282
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,150
I question the wisdom of
turning you into a pig.
283
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:47,067
Perhaps a chicken would
have been more appropriate.
284
00:16:47,108 --> 00:16:48,275
That's it!
285
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:51,317
I am Skurge, executioner.
286
00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:55,983
Nothing stands between
me and my... [grunts]
287
00:16:56,025 --> 00:17:00,400
You speak too soon, executioner.
288
00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:04,317
So sayeth the Prince of Asgard.
289
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:07,233
And the principal of Midtown High.
290
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,233
Aim for their soft spots.
291
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:17,150
[grunting]
292
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,317
Loki, come out here
and face me like a man.
293
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:30,067
Well, technically, you're a...
and I'm a...
294
00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:35,067
- Oh, just show yourself.
- Sooo-ee.
295
00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,983
[squeals]
Pathetic.
296
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:40,192
Why don't you just roll over
and stick a fork in yourself?
297
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,942
Ouch.
298
00:17:41,983 --> 00:17:43,317
- [Loki laughs]
- Dude.
299
00:17:43,352 --> 00:17:47,150
That is wrong on so many levels.
300
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,025
[grunting continues]
301
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,067
No! Leave my friends out of this.
302
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:55,025
Skewered or not, this
pig is ready to get dirty.
303
00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:06,900
Yield, Skurge.
And I will show you mercy.
304
00:18:06,942 --> 00:18:10,150
[grunting]
305
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:18,150
Or fight on and...
what mischief is this?
306
00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:22,067
Loki?
[grunting]
307
00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:25,275
- Aye, thunderer. Enough.
- Incoming pig!
308
00:18:32,942 --> 00:18:33,983
Whoa-whoa.
309
00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:36,233
Nowhere left to run, pig.
310
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,858
Doesn't matter. I'm
tired of having my friends
311
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,150
put themselves in harm's way for me.
This pig is finished running.
312
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:44,817
You want me?
Come and get me.
313
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,858
[grunting]
314
00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:53,275
Come on. Closer.
315
00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:56,025
Too close.
[grunts]
316
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:07,150
I've never seen a pig defend
his honor so bravely. But...
317
00:19:07,185 --> 00:19:10,775
[groaning]
318
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,025
It's time to chop the pork.
319
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,067
[horn blows]
320
00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:24,150
No. It can't be.
So soon?
321
00:19:29,192 --> 00:19:31,983
Sundown. Hurrah.
322
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,983
The day ends.
The battle is won.
323
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:38,983
- Well, that was easy.
- Did he just say easy?
324
00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:44,733
Congratulations to you, pig.
325
00:19:44,775 --> 00:19:49,192
- You're not going to eat me?
- Unfortunately, no.
326
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:52,817
It was a glorious hunt,
but the rarest of days.
327
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:57,067
- Today, the boar has won.
- No. No no no.
328
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,192
This is madness. You had him.
Strike him down.
329
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,150
We hunters live by a code.
330
00:20:03,192 --> 00:20:07,108
You are the sorriest excuses
for Asgardians I've ever seen.
331
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,983
Finish the job!
332
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:13,983
If you won't, I will.
333
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,942
- Ah!
- Loki!
334
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,108
And that's for making me
"the Ultimate Spider-ham."
335
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:32,108
The pig was a mortal?
336
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,983
[growls]
337
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,150
Aye. It was Loki's sorcery.
338
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:38,900
A bewitchment to trick
you into doing his work.
339
00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:41,983
It failed. I wouldn't have
made it without you, thunderer.
340
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:44,067
I wouldn't have made it
without any of you guys.
341
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,942
- Thanks.
- Verily.
342
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,983
However, we'll still
need something to roast
343
00:20:48,025 --> 00:20:49,733
at the feast tonight.
344
00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:53,067
Any ideas, brother?
[growls]
345
00:20:54,983 --> 00:21:00,692
Get away from me, you fools.
We'll meet again, mortal.
346
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,150
After the trickster!
347
00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:07,858
You were a fine prey, Spider-Man.
348
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,817
You would have made a succulent meal.
349
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,650
[snorts]
Aw, shucks.
350
00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:15,692
Huzzah.
[laughing]
351
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,108
Well, at least there's one
good thing to come out of today.
352
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:23,858
- No embarrassing school photos.
- Um, that's not entirely true.
353
00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:31,858
[laughing]
354
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,817
Oh, man.
355
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,025
Th-th-th-that's all, true believers.
356
00:21:38,651 --> 00:21:41,792
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