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1x02 - Great Responsibility
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[Peter] This is it, the test
to see if I can make it
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in the superhero big leagues.
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[Fury] This exercise will gauge your
efficiency against superior numbers.
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Disable all attackers.
You have 60 seconds.
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FYI, Captain America
did it in 10.
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Easy-peasy.
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Uh!
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Uh!
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[groaning]
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This is more humiliating
than Parker family game night.
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[computer game sounds]
[grunts]
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[roars]
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Woo! Oh yeah!
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I got you. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
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Uh! [sighs]
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Ya!
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[engine winds down]
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[falling crash]
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- [grunting]
[Peter] How weak is this?
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I'm going to land on the
superhero wall of shame
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for dying ten minutes
after joining S.H.I.E.L.D.
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I really thought he'd make it.
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[struggling]
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[engine starting]
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[jittery screams]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[beeping]
Whoa. That's not good.
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Ah!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Where did S.H.I.E.L.D. tech
put the web control?
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Nope.
Nuh-uh.
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Score.
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Yee-aw!
Yeah!
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Ow!
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[laughing]
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I finished this thing in under 20.
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I completed mine in under 18.
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There's no discipline
to his fighting technique.
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Why is Fury testing a new
candidate? I didn't approve this.
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Look who thinks he's still
in charge. That's so cute.
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If Fury thinks I'm going to
lead that lame-o in battle...
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In your dreams
you're the team leader.
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He is rough around the edges,
but not without potential.
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Yeah, but he named himself
Spider- Man. How sad is that?
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What was he supposed
to call himself?
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Something cool that didn't scream,
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"Hi, I have low self-esteem
and identify with bugs."
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You know what they say about
a book and its cover, dude.
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Dude, I'll clean this helicarrier
for a month if he makes it.
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- Toilets, too?
- Toilets, too.
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- You're on.
- I'm in.
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Me, too.
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[engine winds down]
Next.
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Web parachute test, red button.
See you tomorrow.
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[alarms]
Parachute test?
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[screaming]
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Yup.
Wall of Shame for sure.
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You have the surveillance images
taken last night of Target S.
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[Doc Ock] I'm sending them
through now, Mr. Osborn.
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I won't have Fury
getting his hooks into my prize.
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Spider-Man will be owned
by OSCORP, not S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Tell your agents to find him.
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He's probably right under
your nose.
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[Peter] I've got to
go to the bathroom.
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Hey, hero.
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I brought you something
from school.
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- Cheerleaders?
- Homework.
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Harry really stepped
up yesterday
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when the Frightful Four
attacked our school.
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Unfortunately all that heroism
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won him overnight stay
in the hospital.
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Peter has your best interests
at heart, son.
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He's a true friend.
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Wouldn't it be nice if everyone
had a dad like that?
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How about a ride to school, Peter?
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You don't have to hold
a gun to my head, sir.
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[MJ]
Smile Spider- Man.
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Oh!
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[rambles] Whoa, I'm not...
How did...
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[MJ] Wow, nervous much?
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I'm practicing what I'll say
when I finally meet Spider-Man.
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Here.
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[reading]
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You think it's true that Spider-Man
hangs out here at Midtown?
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He's been seen on campus
often enough.
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He could be anybody.
A student, a teacher, or...
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Thwip-thwip.
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Well, maybe not anybody.
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I know how much it means for MJ
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to get that reporter job
with The Bugle
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and I'd love to help her out.
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I'm afraid I'd blow it
once I started talking to her.
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I mean, MJ knows me so well.
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Good evening, Miss Watson.
I hear you've been looking for me.
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Peter! What are you doing
in that silly costume?
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And what's up
with that stupid voice?
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D'oh!
[snaps]
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Even if Spider-Man is a student,
he's going to keep it on the down- low.
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There's no way he'd let anyone
know who he really is.
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Maybe, but I'm not giving up.
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Sir, ma'am.
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Yo, what up?
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I'm just trying to blend in
now that I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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An agent?
You're barely a newbie.
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[computer] ID confirmed.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury.
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Get in here
and don't touch anything.
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Cool!
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[exhaling]
[heavy footsteps]
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Awesome!
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Eh, it's been done.
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Yo, Doc.
Meet the new kid.
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Spider-Man, our resident tech genius.
Dr. Curt Connors.
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Always glad to meet a fellow genius.
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- Awkward.
- A pleasure.
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I followed your career closely.
Very impressive.
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I like this guy.
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Even before Director Fury
approached you about joining us,
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I had my R&D team develop an array
of Spider- Man inspired weaponry.
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- What if I had said no?
- Not an option.
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That's funny. You're using
our web-shooter out of camo mode.
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[beeps]
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Oh, yeah. I had it in camo mode.
But then I couldn't find it.
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[crickets]
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Joke.
Don't you people ever smile?
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Over here is something we think
you'll find particularly interesting.
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I reserve the right to be awestruck.
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- Ow!
- Hold it.
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Director Fury, I've never questioned
your choices when it came to the others.
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- Others?
- But in this case,
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we're dealing with a complete wildcard.
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Daily Bugle Communications calls
Spider- Man a threat to public safety.
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- But I'm so cuddly.
- Spider- Man's my responsibility, Coulson.
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That's what he's here for.
To learn responsibility.
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We'll see.
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[energetic music]
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[sighing] You can't see it
because of my mask right now, but...
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We call it the Spider-Cycle.
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Uh, yeah.
Useless.
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- Excuse me?
- I mean it's cool and all,
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but why do I need a motorcycle?
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I can get anywhere by thwip-thwip.
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I calculate you can make it
from 80th to 34th street
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in 3.7 minutes, while using up
what I'm guessing is
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fairly expensive webbing and
at maximum muscle stress.
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Uh, maybe...
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The Spider-Cycle can make it
in a minute- and-a- half.
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If you're not scared thwip-less
to climb on.
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One side.
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And the starter is...
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[engine roars]
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Yeow!
Whoa!
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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Brake, the brake.
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[tires screech]
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Brake!
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Not brake.
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Aaah!
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Not a problem.
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I'll just pop another parachute and...
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Okay, now I'm scared thwip-less...
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Aaah!
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Kid! Down here.
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Hey, Nick. I'm a little busy
falling to my doom right now.
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That button with the web icon.
Punch it, and hold on tight.
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That's the web track feature.
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Internal GPS targets
the best places to shoot it.
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Works great,
but I'm running out of room.
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Hit the thrust button.
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[explosion]
Yeow! Whoa!
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Sweet!
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You do know this is impossible, right?
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I've engineered the bike to ride
smoothly at any angle. Try it again.
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Just how long are Manhattan's
spineless officials
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going to allow maniacs like Spider-Man
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to run roughshod over us
decent citizens?
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[screaming]
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Ah!
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Whoa!
Hey, look out!
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
Whoa!
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[dog groans]
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[Fury]
Kid, what's wrong with you?
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You act like you've never
driven before.
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- [all gasping]
- I don't even have a learner's permit.
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- You what?
- It's New York. Who needs a car?
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Oh yeah.
[truck horn]
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[screaming]
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[shouting]
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Oh! Hey, look out!
Look out! Look out!
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Aaah!
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[cheering]
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Oh, come on.
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[shouting]
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[beeping]
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This is going to leave a mark.
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Yeow! Whoa!
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Heeyah!
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Let go, Buckethead.
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Calm down, Pre-School.
We'll take it from here.
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[engine shuts down]
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I appreciate a hand now and then,
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but I really didn't need to
be saved by... who're you guys?
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Iron Fist, namaste.
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Iron Fist.
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Kung fu master with
fist of well... iron.
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[distant howling]
White Tiger.
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Acrobatic ninja with
steel claws and cat powers.
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- The big guy here is Luke...
- Power Man.
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If he calls himself Spider-Man
then I'm calling myself Power Man.
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It's cool and doesn't scream
"I have low self-esteem."
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Super strength and
bullet proof skin.
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Okay, Power Man.
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And I've already met
Captain Buckethead.
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Able to carry two buckets
of water in a single...
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name's Nova, creep.
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Nova Creep.
Catchy.
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Nova, the human rocket.
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Okay.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have
to get this bike back to HQ.
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You see, I'm with S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Small world.
[dings]
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I never signed on to be
part of a team.
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It's not a team, it's a program.
If you'll just let me explain.
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No! Nix!
Nein! Nyet!
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Na-uh!
No way! Never!
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I win the bet.
No toilets for the Tiger.
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Uh, I'll take the next one.
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[beeping]
[music playing]
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[music continues]
So, you're leaving.
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Yep. Time to mosey on
down the trail.
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Spider-Man.
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Each one of those heroes is
just like you. At a crossroads.
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They could use guidance from a kid
whose been at this a while.
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Look, Nick, they all seem cool.
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Even the Buckethead.
That's why I'm saying no.
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I can't be responsible for what
happens to a bunch of rookies.
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I know you feel responsible for
what happened to your Uncle Ben.
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But at some point, you're allowed
to forgive yourself and start over.
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I wouldn't have made this offer
if I didn't see the potential in you,
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and all four of them, to be the
next generation of great heroes.
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The next Avengers.
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Those kids have the training, and
you have the real world experience.
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They're willing to give you a chance.
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00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:51,300
Will you give them a chance?
251
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,300
It all sounds great, but...
252
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,133
I can't take that chance.
253
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,133
[door slams]
254
00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:09,008
[ship powers away]
255
00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:11,299
Oh, let him go.
256
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:15,008
Fury tried to sandbag you
with those losers.
257
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:17,133
Think what you could
have taught them.
258
00:14:17,175 --> 00:14:19,175
- [blows raspberry]
- Ah!
259
00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:22,217
[fighting]
260
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:25,217
Uh, Spidey-sense warning
me of danger.
261
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:29,217
To the right, to the left,
and under?
262
00:14:29,258 --> 00:14:32,258
[grunting]
263
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:36,008
Stay down, bug.
264
00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:38,008
Thundra? Klaw?
265
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:40,092
And the Wizard.
266
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:43,925
Round two, Spider-Man.
You lose.
267
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,761
It wasn't enough I kicked your butts
in front of some school kids?
268
00:14:52,762 --> 00:14:54,682
[laughing]
[cheering]
269
00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:56,683
Well, now the whole city
is gonna watch.
270
00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:59,350
You've overestimated your chances.
271
00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:03,725
Even though we lack a fourth member.
There are still three of us.
272
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:07,350
While you, Spider-Man,
are ever the loner.
273
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:09,517
Whoa!
274
00:15:11,683 --> 00:15:14,433
- Ha!
- [grunting]
275
00:15:14,475 --> 00:15:17,767
- Ha!
- Ah!
276
00:15:18,808 --> 00:15:21,558
Okay, babezilla.
You asked for it.
277
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,308
Yeah, like that.
What?
278
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:29,308
Your webbing is caught in the same
anti-gravity field that you are in.
279
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,350
Ugh. This stuff
isn't cheap, you know.
280
00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:33,558
Klaw.
[low booming]
281
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,558
[screaming]
282
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,433
My turn.
283
00:15:38,475 --> 00:15:42,558
[agonizing scream]
284
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,517
He's out.
285
00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:54,600
Good. Less trouble for us
to bring him to our client.
286
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:58,350
- Peeky-boo.
- [grunting]
287
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,725
[Spider-Man] So tell me
more about this client.
288
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:01,642
Who hired you bozos?
289
00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:04,558
I preferred him unconscious.
290
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,392
What are you guys doing here?
I had them on the run.
291
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,183
Except for the part where you didn't.
292
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:27,475
Heeyah!
293
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,350
Uh! Oh!
294
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,084
- Oh!
- Uh!
295
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:36,267
You dropped this.
296
00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:38,517
[both grunting]
297
00:16:41,558 --> 00:16:44,642
[screams]
Surf's up!
298
00:16:45,683 --> 00:16:47,183
[groans]
299
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:03,642
You miserable little...
[muffled groan]
300
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:07,475
Uh-uh, language Thundy.
Kids are watching.
301
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:13,517
No.
[groaning]
302
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:15,558
You better not.
303
00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:22,142
Aaah!
Yeah!
304
00:17:31,308 --> 00:17:33,142
What?
305
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:36,308
You're supposed to be
tough, Klaw.
306
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,225
I think you're just a lot of noise.
307
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,600
[bell rings]
308
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,183
I can save myself.
309
00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:49,142
"Except for the part
where you didn't."
310
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:51,600
If you want to save someone,
look down there.
311
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:59,392
Superhero 101. We can
defend ourselves, they can't.
312
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,308
Trust me. I've got
these meatheads.
313
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,308
Go. Protect and serve.
314
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,058
You heard the man.
315
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,350
She called me the man.
316
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:17,102
Hey, Shrieky.
Remember me?
317
00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:21,058
Ya!
318
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,350
Ah!
319
00:18:25,392 --> 00:18:28,308
- As always, Daily Bugle...
- Heads up, rubbernecks.
320
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:32,475
[screaming]
...the news up close and personal.
321
00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:36,058
- Whoa!
- You're next.
322
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:40,225
Now the scream of chaos
shall meet the soul of iron.
323
00:18:42,058 --> 00:18:43,350
Kiyaaahh!
324
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,267
Yeah!
325
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:48,267
[explosion]
326
00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:57,061
Let's cut the volume.
327
00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:01,058
[bell rings]
[announcer] K.O.
328
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,058
[all yelling]
329
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,349
You won't escape again.
330
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:08,267
My power gloves are charged
to their maximum.
331
00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:13,017
- Wait, what gloves?
- These gloves.
332
00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:15,350
Oh, those gloves.
333
00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:18,017
No!
334
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,267
[painful cry]
335
00:19:20,308 --> 00:19:22,349
Vandalism struck Midtown today
336
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:25,225
as Spider-Man destroyed
a Bugletron billboard,
337
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:28,183
then went on to lead
a group of unnamed vigilantes
338
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:32,142
in a heated battle with the
equally villainous Frightful Four.
339
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:34,975
As always, Daily Bugle
Communications brings you the news...
340
00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:36,975
Your agents failed, Octavius.
341
00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:39,975
I won't tolerate
another disappointment.
342
00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:43,225
Understood, Mr. Osborn.
343
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,975
[beeps]
Okay, Nick.
344
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:48,933
I'll join your junior "glee" club.
345
00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:51,267
But I still operate solo
as Spider-Man.
346
00:19:51,308 --> 00:19:54,225
- It's my version of me time.
- Done.
347
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,225
Awkward...
348
00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:11,183
Finally both school and
Spidey life are back to normal.
349
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:14,308
[Flash]
Oh, Puny Parker.
350
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:17,246
Locker knocker time.
351
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:20,142
[sighs]
Unfortunately.
352
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,308
Ow!
353
00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,401
Wait, do I know you?
354
00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:31,308
- Any of you?
- Say hello to your new classmates.
355
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:35,017
- Danny Rand.
- Luke Cage.
356
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:38,100
- Sam Alexander.
- Ava Ayala.
357
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,975
Think about it.
358
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,871
Oh, some idiot gave
Fury the bright idea
359
00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,392
we needed me time
away from S.H.I.E.L.D.
360
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:55,933
FYI, don't sweat the secret ID.
361
00:20:55,975 --> 00:20:59,267
- Code of silence, man.
- Hey, this is great.
362
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:02,975
Really, really...
great.
363
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:07,017
I just got to go talk to a guy.
364
00:21:09,183 --> 00:21:11,308
- I need an immediate transfer.
- [principal] Denied Mr. Parker.
365
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,892
- But why?
- Because Fury wants you
366
00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,975
- where he can keep his eye on you.
- Coulson?
367
00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:19,662
Acting Principal Coulson.
Thwip-thwip.
368
00:21:19,663 --> 00:21:22,308
I said it before,
I'll say it again.
369
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:26,892
N-o.
No, no, no- no, no, no.
370
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:30,267
[Flash] Hello?
Can somebody let me out?
371
00:21:30,308 --> 00:21:35,030
Please.
Anyone?
372
00:21:35,031 --> 00:21:37,225
Okay.
Maybe yes.
373
00:21:38,142 --> 00:21:41,233
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