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Well, what do you think?
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Looks... expensive.
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Yeah, it is kind of ugly.
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But I dig it.
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What's with the higher math?
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Monthly expenses.
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If I can sell three pictures
a month to the Bugle
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and maybe a video exclusive
to Empire One,
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I think I can earn...
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Half my half of the rent.
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Don't sweat it, dude.
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"By each according to
his ability,
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to each according
to his needs."
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Capitalism, baby.
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Actually, that's Communism.
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Have you set foot
in history class ever?
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It's early
in the semester, bro.
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You ought to try loosening up.
Skip a class once in a while.
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It's soul-cleansing.
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As for the rent,
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well, maybe I can get you a job
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taking research photos
for Oscorp.
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Then you can stop glorifying
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that murdering freak-boy
Spider-Man.
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But I like taking news photos!
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Besides, not everyone
hates Spider-Man.
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Hey, are you guys showing
a movie on this flight?
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I'd love to see
Black Hawk Down.
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More like Turbulence.
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You pass with
flying colors, Spider-Man.
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Emphasis on "flying."
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Special Agent Roberts, FBI.
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That's Sikes.
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Some kind of test,
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and me without
a number-two pencil.
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We had to do something
to lure you out.
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You're not exactly
in the yellow pages.
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Yeah, well, I'm not
bulletproof either.
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Blanks.
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You went to a lot of trouble.
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Because we wanted
to meet with you alone.
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Your country needs you,
Spider-Man.
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My country?
As in the whole country?
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Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
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Well, what do you know?
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How much do you know
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about international
monetary transfers?
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I'm still trying to figure out
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how to dodge that buck-fifty
service fee at the ATM.
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Last year, 90% of the
world's banks went digital.
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That means
all account transfers
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are sent via encrypted
satellite transmission.
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We've learned that a superchip
called the TX-1
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was commissioned specifically
to decrypt those transmissions.
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I don't have to tell you what that
could mean to the world economy.
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Why I keep my money
under the mattress.
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You know who
commissioned the chip?
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All we know is
a mob cryptologist named Bledsoe
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is putting the finishing touches
on the TX-1 as we speak.
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Still don't see where I fit in.
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Bledsoe's lab
is on the 60th floor
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of a downtown skyscraper,
heavily guarded.
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No way in... for a biped.
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You want me
to destroy the chip?
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I want you to save the planet
from financial meltdown.
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Get the chip to us
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and we can figure out
how to neutralize it
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in case any others show up.
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You scratch our back,
we scratch yours.
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Spider-Man swallow the bait?
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Sucked in the whole hero
package like it was clean air,
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just like you
predicted, Kingpin.
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Poor little Spider-Man.
Can't get no respect.
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What a rube.
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You make that pickup for me?
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If there's even
one fry missing...
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Boss, I don't eat that crap.
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Good.
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Hey, you guys
want to grab some grub?
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Can't. M.J. and I
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have that all-important
Professor Williams lecture.
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Hey, let's sit together.
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Maybe you can explain it to me.
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Peter, I'm not going to class.
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And don't give me that look.
We all have our priorities,
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and it's lovely
that yours is graduating
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mega cum laude,
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and it's going on to be some
sort of international brainiac...
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I actually prefer photography.
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But my priority is my acting,
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and I've got a showcase
tonight at 8
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that needs rehearsing.
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Sure, I get it.
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Your acting is important.
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I mean, you're going
to be big someday too.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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And I guess getting a snack
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and inheriting a global empire
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is slacking off
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next to Nicole Kidman
and Stephen Hawking here.
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So, listen, maybe you guys
want to come watch.
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There'll be all sorts
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of Broadway producers there,
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a couple people from
Letterman, possibly.
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Hey, I'll videotape
the lecture for you
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so you won't miss anything.
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That would be great.
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Leave it to you to know
exactly what I'm thinking.
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Tape the lecture? You do
like this girl, right?
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Is it that obvious?
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She doesn't care about
the stupid lecture.
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She wants you to care
about the showcase.
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She practically
begged you to come.
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She asked both of us.
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I'll tell you,
for a smart dude,
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you can be pretty
clueless sometimes.
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I'll see you.
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The dive-bombing helicopter
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startled manymidtown residents yesterday.
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Not to worry.
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According to a callinto our E1 newsroom,
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it was allpart of a movie shoot.
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However, that doesn't explainthe presence of Spider-Man
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interfering with the movie.
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Man, am I good, or what?
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Cure it with the UV
for as long as it takes.
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Great.
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That's the one for me.
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That's the one for me.
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Hello?
Hi. It's Peter.
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Parker.
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I've known you sincethe second grade, Peter.
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I know who you are.
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Right. I just wanted
to call and say...
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Break a leg tonight.
They still say that, right?
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I think now they say,
"Don't screw up your lines."
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But that's sweet of you.
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Well, I know how much
this means to you
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and how badly
you want to do well.
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Not that you won't do well,
because you will do well
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because you're swell.
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What I'm trying to say is,
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I can't wait to seeyour show tonight.
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You're coming?
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I was hoping you would.
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Uh...
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I, uh...
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So, listen, maybe
you want to come over
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before the show
and, I don't know...
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help me run lines?
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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Cool. How about in an hour?
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Excellent.
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Uh... wait.
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I can't.
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I'm totally zoned out.
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I'm in the middle of chem lab,
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and this teacher
kind of has me...
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up against a wall to finish.
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But you'll still beat the show?
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Absolutely.
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Listen, the professor's
taking off.
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I gotta finish up,
so I'll see you tonight. Bye.
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Good. It's done.
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Special delivery.
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Nice touch. You guys
into Happy Meals?
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FBI protocol
is none of your business.
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You got the chip?
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Where's Agent Roberts?
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Special Agent Roberts
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has more important things
to do than make pickups.
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I guess that's why
he's so special.
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You've done your country
a great service, Spider-Man.
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Now, not a word
of this to anyone.
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But the scratching of backs...
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We've only done
half the ritual.
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I scratched yours, and now...
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What about the whole world
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knowing what a great guy I am?
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Give me a break.
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Curtain's up in five.
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You're in the second sketch.
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Then tell me when we're
finishing the first sketch.
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I'm practicing.
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Maybe if you'd made
rehearsals...
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I'll have you know I had a very
high-paying gig yesterday.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Your mystery producer
you've never met.
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What are you looking at?
Never seen a real live actor?
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I've been scammed.
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Limo, limo. Got to find a limo.
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Ah.
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Okay, listen.
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I mean, you two make
a great-looking couple.
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Gotcha!
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I'm not sure
which feels better...
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becoming one of the richest
men on the planet
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or knowing that Spider-Man
was the dupe who made it happen.
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Kingpin, he could still be
a threat.
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Once he figures out
what's going on,
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he's going to know we'll
need a satellite uplink.
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Even if he found out where,
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he'll never get past
the mini-chopper.
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Not when the ammo's real.
He's a lightweight.
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We'll see about that.
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Nice of you to drop by.
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Not a problem.
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Will I be fighting
any of your henchmen,
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or did you already eat them?
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Let's show him
what he's made of.
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Didn't your mother tell you
never to play with guns?
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Not very fair. A human spider
against an unarmed man.
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Yeah, but each of your arms
is the size of Brooklyn.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, uh, can I have the number
for the local FBI office?
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Mm...
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I know how important
your showcase was to you.
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I really wish
I could have been there.
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I was there.
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I'm on again tonight,
but don't knock yourself out.
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Oh, I won't.
Knock myself out, I mean.
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Because if I was out,
I couldn't be there.
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Heh.
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See you at 8?
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Okay, you're forgiven.
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You forgetting
something, slick?
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Ah, the notes.
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M.J., I almost forgot. I've got
that bio videotape for you.
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Bring it with you tonight.
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Anyone else want coffee?
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Good.
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Deutsche One, Germany.
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The Red Bank, Russia.
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The Royal Trust, England.
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Our own Federal Reserve.
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The financial institutions
of the world,
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ladies and gentlemen,
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all waiting for the biggest
digital satellite heist
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in history.
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Now that the TX-1 is ours,
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once my men finish
installing the uplink,
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you can think of these
as cash registers,
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dumping billions
into our pockets.
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And, thanks to America's
stupidest superhero,
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the feds are hunting
the wrong man.
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When will the uplink be ready?
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24 hours.
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How soon?
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To make it very, very beautiful
takes time.
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Do you have anything
that's just... nice-looking?
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I'm never gonna make it.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Mosely, FBI.
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So that's what
an FBI badge looks like.
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I really have to be somewhere.
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You should've thought of that
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before you got your panties
caught in the ringer.
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That was you who called us
yesterday, wasn't it?
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Huh? Wh...?
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You gonna try to tell me
this isn't the phone you used
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00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:28,814
to call in that tip
about Kingpin?
262
00:14:28,816 --> 00:14:30,183
Uh...
263
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:31,817
Here's the guy you know.
264
00:14:31,819 --> 00:14:34,420
How long have you been
in cahoots with Spider-Man?
265
00:14:34,422 --> 00:14:38,024
Cahoots? I don't think
I'm in that with anybody.
266
00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:41,160
Oh, I think you are.
Spider-Man steals a TX-1.
267
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:43,930
You call up with this
Kingpin shaggy-dog story
268
00:14:43,932 --> 00:14:45,598
to send us sniffing
the wrong mutt.
269
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,168
I'm only going to ask you once.
Where do we find Spider-Man?
270
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:53,439
Spider-Man and I don't exactly
see eye to eye.
271
00:14:53,441 --> 00:14:55,108
If the TX-1 goes online,
272
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,944
besides the ungodly sums
that will be stolen,
273
00:14:57,946 --> 00:14:59,445
it'll cost the world billions
274
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,080
to re-encrypt
all those transmissions.
275
00:15:01,082 --> 00:15:04,750
If that happens, you'd better
pray I find Spider-Man,
276
00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:07,086
because if I don't,
I'm coming after you,
277
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:09,455
and I'll be treating you
as if you and Spider-Man
278
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:10,723
were one and the same.
279
00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:14,060
Can I have my things back?
280
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,630
What are you dabbling in next,
281
00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:19,198
bioterrorism?
282
00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:32,078
I am so, so sorry.
283
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,479
Not a problem.
284
00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,614
I honestly and truly was
steps away from the theater
285
00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:37,817
when this SUV pulled up
out of nowhere
286
00:15:37,819 --> 00:15:40,486
and these two men in black
yanked me inside.
287
00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:41,988
Did they have a talking pug?
288
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,489
I don't think they had animals.
289
00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:45,058
Turns out they were FBI.
290
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,927
Next thing I know, I'm on
the extremely wrong side
291
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,728
of the
George Washington Bridge.
292
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:52,098
If you didn't want to come,
just say so.
293
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,433
I did want to come.
294
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:54,934
Fine, you wanted to come.
295
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:57,603
Do you at least have
that bio videotape for me?
296
00:15:57,605 --> 00:16:00,639
Yeah... about that tape...
297
00:16:00,641 --> 00:16:03,576
Tonight's the last night.
298
00:16:03,578 --> 00:16:05,111
Why am I telling you?
299
00:16:05,113 --> 00:16:06,946
It's not like
you'll be able to make it.
300
00:16:06,948 --> 00:16:11,484
The CIA might need you for some
super-special covert mission.
301
00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:15,921
FBI.
Way to play hard to get, Romeo.
302
00:16:16,924 --> 00:16:17,991
Hello?
303
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,658
What are you,
some kind of wise guy,
304
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,027
giving us that useless
videotape?
305
00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:22,362
Just so you know,
306
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,864
this country's worst nightmare
is about to come true.
307
00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:27,166
We intercepted a foreign
communiqu� an hour ago
308
00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:28,868
confirming thata satellite uplink
309
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,336
will be established today.
310
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:34,374
Even if he found out where,
311
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,309
he'll never get past
the mini-chopper.
312
00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:37,810
Uplink, right.
313
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:39,645
I just remembered something
that might help.
314
00:16:39,647 --> 00:16:42,482
Well, call me Dumbo,
because I'm all ears.
315
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,150
My contact at Empire One
316
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:46,219
heard that whoever really took
the TX-1
317
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:49,588
is using the same mini-chopper
that buzzed midtown last week.
318
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,991
That's going to establish
their satellite uplink.
319
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:55,895
Dude, secret
cell-phone calls,
320
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,263
making up stories,
321
00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:58,431
late to class...
322
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,233
Do we need to stage
an intervention?
323
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:02,768
No. No. That was the FBI.
324
00:17:04,139 --> 00:17:06,739
You've still got some influence
at Oscorp, right?
325
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:09,308
If you consider owning
a controlling percentage
326
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,976
of the company stock influence,
327
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,678
then I'd say yes.
328
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,548
Then I'd say I need a favor.
329
00:17:21,788 --> 00:17:25,124
What's the holdup? Banks in
Cairo will be opening soon.
330
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,759
Just be a second.
331
00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:27,860
You can start
332
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:30,863
by sparking up that
mobile activation system.
333
00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:34,333
Not so fast, tubby.
334
00:17:35,969 --> 00:17:38,771
Not hard to track that flying
Cuisinart of yours, Kingpin.
335
00:17:58,393 --> 00:17:59,292
Good to go.
336
00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:04,530
So long, went the spider.
337
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,567
FBI. Hold it right there.
338
00:18:10,237 --> 00:18:12,438
That tip from our contact
at Oscorp was right.
339
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,473
"Follow the chopper."
340
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:15,308
Follow this, you half-wits.
341
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,184
No!
342
00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:54,680
This is where you get off.
343
00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:59,370
I think this is where
we both get off.
344
00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:13,232
Liposuction.
345
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,438
Aah!
346
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,939
No!
347
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:24,510
Aah!
348
00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:33,118
Too bad we lost Spider-Man,
but this...
349
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,222
Yeah, okay.
350
00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,158
Uhh! Uhh!
351
00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:44,330
M.J.
352
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:48,133
Oh, my God. Peter.
You made it.
353
00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:49,735
The covert mission ended early.
354
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:52,371
You were really terrific.
355
00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:54,807
Really? I thought
that I totally screwed up
356
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,475
that college dorm scene.
357
00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,143
You'd never know.
358
00:19:58,145 --> 00:20:00,313
I didn't think you'd show.
359
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:02,848
I mean, it meant so much to me,
360
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,518
and then I thought,
why was I obsessing
361
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,595
over whether or not you saw me?
362
00:20:09,223 --> 00:20:12,891
You were terrific. You should be
really proud of yourself.
363
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,527
You blew away
those Letterman people.
364
00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:15,528
Thanks.
365
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:17,863
M.J., come on.
366
00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:25,170
Oh, yeah, this is for you.
367
00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:28,774
It's beautiful.
368
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:56,938
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