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How's your tea?
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Perfect.
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Do you like your gift?
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[GREGORIAN CHANT]
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[SIGHS]
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It's beautiful.
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Are you sure you want to give it away?
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Of course. It's for you.
But I can't take credit.
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It was like the Holy Spirit was just
flowing through me.
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About that... I was talking
to God yesterday.
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Praise Him.
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Totes. Anyway, he thinks you're great.
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He loves you. I mean...
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He loves everybody, but...
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He really loves you.
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Absolutely. But, He also said
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that He wants to shake things up a bit.
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Okay...
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From now on, God wants us to work alone.
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Oh, no.
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I'm sorry, Joel.
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What?
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Actually, He meant He wants
Joel and me to work alone.
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Oh.
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Really?
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Not to question his infinite
wisdom, but... Joel?
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- Okay.
- I don't understand.
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What did I do wrong?
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Well, to be honest,
He was a little annoyed
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that you told your
church friends about me.
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He mentioned that?
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Gosh, I'm sorry.
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I was just excited.
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Totally get it. I'm exciting.
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But, it would be great
if you could just unwind that.
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Yeah. Tell everyone it was a lie.
Or a prank.
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Or maybe you are on drugs or off drugs.
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Maybe you're all just... Fix it.
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Oh...
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I see what God is doing.
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He doesn't want me to stop.
This is just a test of my devotion.
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He said it's not.
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That's what he'd say if it was a test.
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He said you would say
that, and it's not.
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But your miracles in the desert and...
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and the severed head brought to life.
I can't just...
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deny those experiences
to myself or to others.
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What? No. It's over.
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You need to back off and talk
to those church people.
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With all due respect.
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With all due respect,
I don't answer to you, Joel.
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- I need some time to think about this.
- Wait. Anne.
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Please.
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Sheila.
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Serving you... has changed my life.
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I'm just not sure I can give it up.
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[SIGHS] I thank God every day
that I met you.
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Joel.
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- That did not go well.
- No.
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What if she keeps telling people
about you?
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She's putting our whole family
in jeopardy.
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I'm sure she'll come around.
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But, what if she doesn't?
What do we do then?
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I don't know.
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- I think you do know.
- No!
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I don't wanna think about that.
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I just want to give her more time, okay?
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[SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay.
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- What would you like to do with this?
- Well,
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since we don't have a chapel,
the basement.
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Ooh, can you take it down there?
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I don't wanna see Gary. He's just gonna
ask me to kill him again.
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We can't keep avoiding him.
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You gave him the serum.
He's gonna be around forever.
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Wait. I didn't give him the serum.
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- Yes, you did.
- I thought you gave it to him.
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- No, you said you were doing it.
- Are you kidding me?
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Yes, it's one of my trademark
"I didn't give him the serum" jokes.
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Hey, buddy!
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Sorry, we haven't hung out lately.
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We've been so busy, but we wanted
to give you the shot so you don't...
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Oh, my God! What have we done?
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So it's noticeable.
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I felt like something was a little off.
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Argh...
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I haven't spoken in a few days.
Why does my voice sound different?
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There's that chunk of your throat
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that seems to have fallen into the face.
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Could someone put it back in?
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Someone could, but not us.
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Also, it's not your biggest issue.
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There's a serum that stops the
undead from deteriorating,
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which Sheila or I, it's not clear,
forgot to give you.
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[SIGHS] Keep in mind,
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- the lighting in here is terrible.
- Yeah. It's just...
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Oh, God!
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Oh!
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Are you going to be okay, buddy?
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I have to be honest.
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This is not where I saw myself at 45.
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Who's up for killing me?
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Whoa. Pump those breaks.
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It leaks when we give you this.
It won't get any worse.
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Guys, even if I didn't look like the
cover of an Iron Maiden album...
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I wouldn't want to live like this.
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Alone.
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For all eternity.
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Yeah, that does sound awful.
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I'll visit you more.
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Things have just been crazy.
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An ancient order of medieval
knights is after us.
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People think Sheila's a god.
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That shower head broke, so I've been
taking baths which is nice,
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but once I'm in there, I'm in there.
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We've been so busy
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that we haven't even had time to get
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our new realty company off the ground.
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You're starting your own company?
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Hammond Realty.
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We did get stationery
and promotional pens.
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Pens?
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Have you planned your launch party?
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Built the website, formed an LLC
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that shields your personal assets
from litigation?
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They're fountain pens.
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God, I always wanted
to start my own company.
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I have got a million ideas.
Give me some stationary
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and put one of your pens
in what's left of my mouth.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- It's our Knight of Serbia friend.
- You should take it.
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Oh...
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Hey, Tommy. I'm glad you called
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because we have a very promising
lead on an undead realtor.
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Her name is Rosemary Sinclair and...
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Christa Caldwell?
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No, It's not Christa.
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But it's not.
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But it's not.
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Okay, but it's not. Tommy?
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Tommy's going to kill Christa today!
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- But it's not!
- He thinks it is.
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- But it's not!
- I told him three times.
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- But it's not.
- He saw the article Anne planted,
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and is now convinced that Christa
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is the undead blonde from the clam farm.
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Fucking Anne!
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We have to stop Tommy.
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I know.
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Christa's such a horrible person,
but we can't let her die.
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No, we can't. Damn.
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How do we stop him?
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I don't know, he won't listen to me.
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[INDISTINGUISHABLE SHOUTING]
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Wow, I'm sorry.
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I tried to make a throat-clearing sound,
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but I think that's one of the parts
that fell out of my neck.
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Why don't you show
Tommy Christa's alive?
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Get her to do something
an undead person can never do,
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like eat food, and then send
a video of it to him.
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- That's a smart idea.
- Yeah, Gary.
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Turns out you're not just a pretty face.
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Too soon?
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You guys know what's going on?
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No. Everyone from Environmental Club
got pulled out of class.
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Maybe all of our grandmothers died.
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Sit, sit, sit.
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Sit. Good morning, Earth.
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Yesterday... I was approached by
FBI Special Agent Tess Rogers.
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She is investigating the recent
fracking site explosion.
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[MUMBLING]
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Silence!
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The FBI is investigating various
individuals and groups
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as well as this Environmental Club,
which is rightfully under suspicion
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as you have gone on record as being
opposed to America's...
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energy independence.
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What is it, Leslie?
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We're for energy independence.
We're just opposed to poisoning...
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Enough! You'll all have a chance to talk
when the FBI interviews
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each and every one of you.
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- What?
- Uh-huh.
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I thought that would get
a murmur out of you.
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Well, let me tell you this.
I encourage each of you
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to share whatever observations
you have made,
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of suspicious behavior amongst
your fellow environmentalists.
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No detail is too small to leave out.
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No bond is too strong to be violated.
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And I know what you're thinking. "Hey,
Principal Novak. I ain't no snitch."
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But let me tell you this.
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There ain't no shame...
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in telling the truth.
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Don't worry, we'll be okay.
Nobody knows anything.
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Yeah, actually...
Winter might know a little something.
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Winter saw you getting rid
of the backpack?
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I'm sorry.
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It didn't seem like a big deal.
I didn't want you to freak out.
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What if she tells the FBI?
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Well, that would be terrible.
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No. You're supposed to say...
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"Don't worry, Eric.
Winter won't tell the FBI.
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She saw me throw out the backpack
we used to transport explosives."
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Don't worry, Eric. Winter won't...
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I forgot the rest.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- We just need to give her a reason
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not to be suspicious about the backpack,
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so she doesn't mention it to the FBI.
That's all.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Why did we even blow up
that fracking site? It was so stupid.
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We were so stupid.
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It wasn't stupid. It worked.
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We broke the law, Abby.
And we're a nation of laws.
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Law and order. Order in the court.
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- What's happening to you?
- I'm fucking spiraling.
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Well... That's quite a potato
you put together for yourself.
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I love "SOUP 'N SALAD 'N SUCH".
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You know what I'm gonna do today?
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I'm gonna start with such
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- and work my way back.
- Well,
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save some room, 'cause Chris
and Christa's assistant
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said they're supposed
to be here any minute.
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Oh.
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I was thinking about Gary.
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Did you see how excited he got
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when he was coming up
with ideas for our company?
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Yeah, I was thinking about him too.
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I know it's crazy, but what if
we make him our first employee?
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Hook him up with a headset and Alexa.
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We wouldn't have to give him
health insurance.
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Or even a chair.
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That'd be nice, but actually...
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I was thinking about something else.
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Mm-hmm...
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When he said that he didn't want
to live alone forever, I realized...
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neither do I.
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Sweetheart, that's not going
to happen for a long time.
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But it is going to happen. Unless...
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Unless?
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You let me bite you.
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And we can spend eternity together.
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Wow.
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I did not expect to be
offered immortality
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at the "SOUP 'N SALAD 'N SUCH".
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We'd wait until Abby went
off to college, of course.
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Whoa, you've really been
thinking about this.
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I have.
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So...
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What do you say, Mr. Hammond?
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Will you take this woman to
be your wife for the next...
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1,000 years or so?
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Living forever...
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is a lot to think about.
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Take your time. It's a big decision.
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But, my darling, with all my heart...
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00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,512
I do hope you'll say yes.
256
00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:45,147
Chris and Christa are here.
257
00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:46,933
Great. Let's go save her life
258
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,858
so that she can die naturally one day
in a tanning bed accident.
259
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,357
Oh, my God!
260
00:10:56,496 --> 00:10:57,664
It's Chris and Christa.
261
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,450
Joel, look. It's Chris and Christa.
262
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,620
Where? Oh, my God! It is.
263
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,455
Hey, guys. Having some salad?
264
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,749
- Oh, Christ. These idiots.
- Look what they're wearing.
265
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,418
It's like they've never been in public
before. Nice shirt, loser.
266
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,463
This is a nice shirt.
267
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,424
Let's not do that.
268
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,468
Why don't we eat together instead?
269
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,551
Oh. I love it.
270
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,179
Why don't you suck our dicks?
271
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,555
I love it.
272
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,892
Seriously, I know we haven't
always gotten along.
273
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,645
But, maybe it's time
to put that behind us.
274
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,064
We could video each other eating.
That'd be fun.
275
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,358
Oh, that's a great way to reconnect.
276
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,610
- Christa, you eat first.
- Guys!
277
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,913
We know it was your Sheriff friend
who planted that story
278
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,915
in the Valley Journal,
about our fraud conviction.
279
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,668
It turns out we have our own friends
who have friends who know friends
280
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,049
who have friends who work at the Journal
and tell us what's what.
281
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,084
That was a crazy misunderstanding.
282
00:11:46,158 --> 00:11:47,448
We can explain it over lunch.
283
00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:50,485
Oh, we are not eating with you.
In fact, we've lost our appetites.
284
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,668
We have?
285
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,044
We have.
286
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,588
Despite already paying.
287
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,090
At least, have a roll.
288
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,300
No! We're out of here. This isn't over.
289
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,944
We're going to make it our business
to destroy your new business.
290
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,973
That's right. We're gonna scold fuck
Hammon Realty till it's dead,
291
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,143
grind our heels into its balls,
and take a shit on its face.
292
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,313
Well, we tried.
293
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,566
Yeah, we really did.
294
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,070
So I guess Christa's gonna die.
295
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,989
She did not want to be a part
of the solution.
296
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,312
And it's not like we're killing her.
297
00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:23,825
That's true. We're just not
preventing her from getting killed.
298
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,661
Yeah. We let people die every day.
299
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,461
We don't run around
checking everyone's seatbelts.
300
00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:29,054
Or pull cigarettes out of their mouths.
301
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,796
On the other hand, if we saw a plane
hurtling towards someone's house,
302
00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:34,132
- wouldn't we warn the people inside?
- What if when we knock on their door,
303
00:12:34,165 --> 00:12:36,827
they threaten to make
non-consensual love to our skulls?
304
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,016
If it's non-consensual,
it wouldn't be love.
305
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,050
Good point, sweetie.
306
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,802
It just seemed important to say.
307
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,344
Well, I guess we just go on with our
308
00:12:43,377 --> 00:12:44,932
lives and whatever happens, happens.
309
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:45,973
I guess so.
310
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,816
- What do you wanna do now?
- I don't know.
311
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,311
Wanna have sex?
312
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,896
Might seem a little disrespectful.
313
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,898
Yeah. Hand stuff?
314
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,484
Okay. Let me just grab a coconut water
and a power bar.
315
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,738
Can you believe this is
the way Anne sees me.
316
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,372
Yeah.
317
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,902
[GREGORIAN CHANT]
318
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,129
We can't let Tommy kill Christa.
319
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,215
No. We have to try to stop him.
320
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,634
Unless he's already killed her.
321
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,302
[HISS]
322
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,312
I don't know about this.
323
00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:34,654
We need to give Winter a reason
324
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,824
to think throwing the backpack
away wasn't suspicious.
325
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,897
Do you have a better idea?
326
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,077
Yeah. Go back in time and
don't blow up a fracking site
327
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,710
that could send us to jail for 20 years.
328
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,490
- Thirty. I looked it up.
- Fuck! How did I let this happen?
329
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,495
He just found out his dog's pregnant,
doesn't like the father.
330
00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:53,368
This whole thing was a huge mistake.
331
00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:55,342
One stupid decision,
and now I'm a terrorist.
332
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,503
You didn't have to do it with me.
You volunteered.
333
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,223
If I had let you go alone, you
would have blown yourself up.
334
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,800
And for what? It's not like you were
gonna end fracking.
335
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,301
I wanted to try.
336
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,096
I thought you did too.
337
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,557
I'm sorry if you just did it
out of obligation.
338
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,684
So am I.
339
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:17,147
There's Winter. Remember,
we're just best friends having fun.
340
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,410
Luckily, my mom forced me to go
to acting camp when I was eight
341
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,571
and then I went back electively
for five more years.
342
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,826
Don't tell Abby.
343
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,995
What are you doing?
344
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,997
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Abby.
345
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,241
Wait a minute. Weren't you
wearing a sweater earlier?
346
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,375
I wonder where it is.
347
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:39,169
Eric... did you throw it away?
348
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,797
I did. That's payback for my backpack.
349
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,716
Oh, my God. When did you even take it?
350
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,968
Earlier. Yeah.
351
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,761
What is happening?
352
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,950
Abby and I are in the middle
of a pretty epic war.
353
00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,902
Yesterday, I threw out Eric's backpack.
354
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,726
Oh, that's right, you were there.
355
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,227
That was a prank?
356
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,563
We've been throwing each other's
stuff away for years.
357
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,766
It started in seventh grade.
358
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,796
Eric tossed my soda
before I finished it,
359
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,907
and then I threw away his soda.
360
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,618
Then we got into non-soda stuff.
361
00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:06,654
Now we're in clothing and accessories.
362
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,659
I don't get it. Is the joke that
is so not funny that it's funny?
363
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,494
No. It's funnier than that.
364
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,375
- Oh!
- Whoa! You got me!
365
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,210
Stay weird, weirdos.
366
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,634
- I think it works.
- Yeah.
367
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,213
Now you don't have to do anything stupid
368
00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:30,237
or reckless with me ever again.
369
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,140
[PHONE RINGS]
370
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,774
You got Tommy.
371
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,902
Tommy! It's Belle and Sebastian.
Have you killed Christa yet?
372
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,906
No. Traffic was terrible.
So I stopped for a sandwich.
373
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,700
Great. Don't kill her. She's not undead.
374
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,912
Yeah, she is. My brother ID'ed her
from her picture in the paper.
375
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,789
- What if he's wrong?
- Don't worry.
376
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291
I'm gonna test her first.
See if she'll eat real food.
377
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,378
Got a little potato salad
that came with my sandwich.
378
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,173
Um, she's not gonna eat
potato salad from a stranger.
379
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,675
Then she's gonna die...
380
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,468
in 30 minutes.
381
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760
Ah...
382
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,138
Google Maps is saying 38 now.
383
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,057
Shit. We gotta get to Christa's
384
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,643
before Tommy does, and make sure
she eats his potato salad.
385
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,478
This is gonna suck.
386
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,734
I still wanna save Christa's life,
387
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,195
but I hate that they have
such a nice house.
388
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,596
You know, if we were both immortal,
389
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,616
our prime earning years
could go on forever.
390
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,034
We can own this whole block.
391
00:16:34,086 --> 00:16:35,943
I thought you said immortality
was a big decision,
392
00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:37,352
and you'd be patient with me.
393
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,665
Did I? That doesn't sound like me.
394
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,208
What if Christa's not home?
395
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,405
What if she's in there right now,
being murdered?
396
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,424
Ding dong!
397
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,884
What the hell?
398
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,430
You can't just walk into my house!
399
00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:56,497
Well, we said ding dong.
400
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,517
It's a realtor thing.
401
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,437
No, it's my thing.
402
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,975
And I didn't answer the door because
403
00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:04,848
I was meditating in my serenity room
404
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,568
and didn't want to deal
with poorly dressed a-holes like you.
405
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,362
Wow. This is with a serenity room.
406
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,532
We're sorry to barge in like this,
but it's kind of important
407
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,492
and we'd love to loop Chris in.
Is he around?
408
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,952
He's at his swim lesson.
409
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,748
We don't have time to explore it.
410
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,191
Here's the deal. We have this
wonderful new assistant Tommy,
411
00:17:23,265 --> 00:17:25,601
and he knows has been bad blood
between us, so he came up
412
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,005
with this idea to bring you
a peace offering.
413
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,382
And he's gonna be delivering it
any minute.
414
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,466
Really?
415
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,344
Like a bottle of wine or a spa day?
416
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,930
Actually, it's potato salad.
417
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,516
And it'd be great, if you'd eat it
in front of him.
418
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,351
- Get out.
- We hear you.
419
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,312
Not everybody likes potato salad.
420
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,230
Although, those who do, love it.
421
00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:47,791
I'm not eating your fucking assistant's
fucking potato salad.
422
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,119
Damn it.
423
00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,226
Shit. He's here.
424
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:09,013
Which is great, because he is so sweet.
425
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,674
Also, Tommy's super sensitive.
426
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,633
And since we ruined your lunch,
427
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,469
he's invested in the idea of food
as a peace offering.
428
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,183
I don't care about my
assistant's feelings,
429
00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:18,630
why would I care about yours?
430
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,726
Because... Tommy bravely
served our country
431
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,312
and we all owe him a debt of gratitude.
432
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,562
That's right!
433
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,507
- He was in Operation Desert Thunder.
- Storm.
434
00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:32,903
He was in Operation Desert Thunderstorm.
435
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,023
- Drop the "Thunder".
- Operation Drop the Thunder.
436
00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:38,700
Desert Storm. Operation Desert
Thunderstorm. Goddamn it!
437
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,910
Jesus Christ, who cares?
438
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,414
Belle and Sebastian,
what are you doing here?
439
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,919
- Peaches and Herb, we came to help you.
- Oh.
440
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,797
Great. Christa Caldwell.
441
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,216
I brought you some potato salad.
442
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,718
I suggest you eat it, if you can.
443
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,389
[SIGHS]
444
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,183
I mean...
445
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,893
if it's that important to you.
446
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,154
Oops! I dropped it.
447
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,197
I guess you two can lick my ass.
448
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,286
Argh!
449
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:25,671
What the fuck?
450
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,747
Look!
451
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,813
She's bleeding. She's
bleeding real blood.
452
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,295
Yeah, because you
stabbed me, you psycho!
453
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,173
Argh... God damn it!
454
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,884
She's alive? Scatter!
455
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,762
Hey, what the hell? You can't be nice
456
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,806
to a guy for one second,
we claimed was a veteran?
457
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,767
Is yours throbbing? Mine's throbbing.
458
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,016
I don't know what kind
of gangster intimidation shit
459
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,181
you guys are trying to pull,
460
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,356
but Sherry Singleton
once poisoned our cat,
461
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,525
and we still stayed
in the duplex market.
462
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,277
Chris and Christa Caldwell,
463
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,945
of Principal Residential,
464
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,698
do not back down.
465
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,326
Well, don't fuck with us,
466
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,828
because I will eat your son.
467
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,038
What?
468
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,166
Uh, it's an Irish expression.
469
00:20:09,488 --> 00:20:15,172
It means "Block the sun from
shining on your crops."
470
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757
This is a win. Let's go.
471
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,470
I almost killed a woman. A live woman.
472
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,680
Because your brother was wrong.
473
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,724
There's no undead in Santa Clarita
474
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,685
and I got stabbed. Three inches over
and six inches deeper,
475
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,854
- it would have gone into my heart.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
476
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,189
I know. I fucked up.
477
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,778
- Do you want me to take a look at it?
- No, don't touch it.
478
00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,050
Just go. Go!
479
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,492
- I got a text from Anne.
- Yeah, what did she say?
480
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,828
She said she's sorry,
but she can't deny her faith.
481
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,912
Oh, man.
482
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,332
That means she's gonna
keep telling people about you.
483
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,043
She's a good person. She's my friend.
484
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,588
I know, I know.
485
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,715
You want me to go with you?
486
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,885
No, it should be me.
487
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,683
Good afternoon, everyone.
488
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,519
I'm Special Agent Tess Rogers
with the FBI.
489
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,980
I know Principal Novak
spoke to you earlier today
490
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,483
and told you your environmental club
is under investigation
491
00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:18,748
and that all of you are under suspicion.
492
00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:19,842
All of you.
493
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,154
Just to be clear...
494
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,906
none of what he said is true,
495
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,368
and I specifically told him
not to talk to you at all.
496
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,785
[PRINCIPAL NOVAK SCOFFS]
497
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,205
I'm sorry. You want me to leave?
498
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,790
That would be great, thank you.
499
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,625
You're welcome.
500
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,505
That, children, is a lesson in manners.
501
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,385
So, we're not under investigation?
502
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,928
No, not at all.
503
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,934
I'm just part of a team of agents
504
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:49,566
who are trying to get some information
about what happened.
505
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,102
I'll be speaking to each
of you individually
506
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,896
to see if you've heard anything
in a larger environmental community,
507
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,106
that could be helpful.
508
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,568
Who knows? Maybe we'll catch
a terrorist together.
509
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,194
And fun fact...
510
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,031
I am never ever without Skittles.
511
00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:07,640
I saw something.
512
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,736
Really? What was that?
513
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,457
I saw some giant company
coming to my town
514
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,293
and inject toxic chemicals
into our groundwater.
515
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,587
Chemicals they don't legally even
have to tell us about.
516
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,673
Then I saw nobody in charge
giving a single fuck,
517
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,968
until someone finally said,
"Enough is enough, this shit ends now."
518
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,888
I don't know who blew up
that fracking site, but even if I did,
519
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,431
I wouldn't help you find them.
520
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,641
Because whoever did
it isn't a terrorist.
521
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,310
They're a freaking hero.
522
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,889
[CLAPPING]
523
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,651
Somebody's not getting Skittles.
524
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,905
I look forward to talking to all of you
over the next few days.
525
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,617
Hey.
526
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:50,910
Um...
527
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,955
I was wrong when I said
it was a stupid idea.
528
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833
You're not reckless.
You just don't turn away.
529
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,295
It's one of the best things about you.
530
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:03,964
Thanks.
531
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,345
What are the other things?
532
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,604
You never settle
for a perfectly fine apology.
533
00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:11,649
- And?
- You're relentless.
534
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,698
- And?
- Annoying.
535
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,767
- And?
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
536
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,600
Hey, Sheila. You wanted to talk to me?
537
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:20,925
[DOOR CLOSES]
538
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,024
Hi, Anne.
539
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,278
Whoa. What's with all the tarps?
540
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,333
We're painting.
541
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,534
Oh, yeah, I was going to say.
You're gonna do the kitchen too.
542
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,076
Okay.
543
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,662
Anne, listen.
544
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,133
I know that you believe spreading the
545
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,033
word about me is your calling, but...
546
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,169
I'm begging you to stop.
547
00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,247
I can't.
548
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,759
I've been praying on it and
the world deserves to know.
549
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,177
Anne, please.
550
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,474
You have a gift. And I have to share it.
551
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,348
You don't know what you're doing.
552
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,435
Something awful is going to happen.
553
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,228
I'm not worried, Sheila.
554
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,897
I have faith. You've
been touched by God.
555
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,357
No, I haven't!
556
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,443
Okay? I don't talk to God.
557
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,819
I made it all up.
558
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,738
That's not true. I know what I saw.
559
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:12,409
It's a virus, from a
clam I ate at Japopo's.
560
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,037
I don't kill bad people to serve God.
561
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,290
I killed them to eat them.
562
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,085
- What?
- Yes, there it is.
563
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,921
I'm not an angel. I'm just hungry.
564
00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:31,602
And I wish that I hadn't involved you
in all of this and I am...
565
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,807
so sorry I'm not the miracle
you want me to be.
566
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,520
But, you are.
567
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,607
God doesn't make mistakes, Sheila.
568
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,534
I know that you think
that you just woke up
569
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,528
one morning and this random thing
happened to you, but that...
570
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,280
is exactly what a miracle is.
571
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,326
I'll tell my church group
that I was wrong,
572
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,454
and I will give you
the space that you want.
573
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,831
Not because I don't believe
in you anymore.
574
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,542
Because you don't believe
in yourself yet.
575
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,100
Hey, Gary.
576
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,519
How was your day, Chief?
577
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,564
Uh, not bad. Two stabbings,
but no fatalities.
578
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,944
So, Sheila and I were thinking, we
might need an employee. Maybe a...
579
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,862
head of sales?
580
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:35,075
You can't see it, but right now,
I am straightening my tie.
581
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,993
Welcome to the team, buddy.
582
00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:39,099
I'll bring you a cigar
later to celebrate.
583
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:40,613
We can see where the smoke comes out.
584
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,825
I bet you I can blow rings
out of my cheek hole.
585
00:25:43,989 --> 00:25:45,167
[LAUGHS]
586
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,712
I brought you an Alexa and...
587
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,674
Try this bad boy on for size.
588
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,925
Oh, my God.
589
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,301
Hammond Realty.
590
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,221
This is Johnny Dollar.
I'd like to help you sell your home.
591
00:25:56,577 --> 00:25:58,120
You're not gonna be Johnny Dollar.
592
00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,891
My heart's pretty set on it.
593
00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:02,302
- Um. Still.
- So, now that I'm hooked up,
594
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,980
I'm going to build you a sick website.
595
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,982
I'm going to plan your launch party.
596
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,900
God, I love selling houses.
597
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,610
I could do this forever.
598
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,278
Really?
599
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,948
You'd be fine like this forever.
600
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,033
Something bothering you, Boss?
601
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,586
Sheila wants to bite me
so we'll always be together.
602
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,545
Whoa.
603
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,590
Do you want to be undead?
604
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,635
I want to be with her, but killing
people and eating them...
605
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,221
Like, even their butts and stuff?
606
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,808
Oh, but don't worry. When you're
undead, butts will taste like...
607
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,936
Well, they'll taste like butts,
but you'll be way into it.
608
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,147
But you're gonna change
in all sorts of ways.
609
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,030
You know, ways that you
couldn't even imagine.
610
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,359
That's what I'm worried about.
611
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,278
Your "Id" taking over?
612
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,240
Yeah. Sheila used to be timid.
Now she's fearless.
613
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:01,786
Ed Thune was a distinguished colonel
who became a crazed killer.
614
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,788
Who knows what I'd become.
615
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,082
It's a tough choice.
616
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,753
If you don't like what you turn into,
there's no going back.
617
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,423
So, what are you gonna tell Sheila?
618
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,843
I don't know.
619
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,351
That man with the
crossbow is named Tommy.
620
00:27:24,613 --> 00:27:26,406
He's the Knight of Serbia in this area.
621
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,733
Why is Roy Eastman Kodak there?
622
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,069
We believe he is the one in charge.
623
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,781
See how he is screaming and pointing
and being mean? Like a boss.
624
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,494
Not a boss like you.
625
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,245
- You're great.
- The best.
626
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,432
- We're so lucky.
- So lucky.
627
00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,042
Where did Roy Eastman Kodak go next?
628
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,710
We followed Tommy.
629
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:57,384
You follow the one not in charge,
whose address you already knew?
630
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,346
I should never have killed Vlado.
631
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,763
What?
632
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,393
My former assistant. I killed him.
It's nothing.
633
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,230
Where were we? Oh, yeah.
634
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:15,694
Find me Roy Eastman Kodak.
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