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One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six,
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Shake it, dude.
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Cue the pulse to begin
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Cue the pulse to begin
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Cue the pulse to begin
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Cue the pulse to begin
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Nice night for a ride.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Following you, to see where you've
been going for the last three weeks.
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Now you know.
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And now you can go
back home and go to bed.
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Do you know what time it is?
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The little hand's on the two,
the big hand's on the three.
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Quarter after two?
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Why the hell are you doing this?
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Got to get in shape.
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For what?
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The Liberty Ride.
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You're not still thinking of going.
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Just because you and the rest of them
disqualified me doesn't mean that I did.
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We're just concerned.
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There's so many poor starving children
who go to bed hungry every night.
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Be concerned about them.
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So why the secrecy?
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Because I don't want people like
you saying, "you can't, you mustn�t."
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I don't want every cunty faggot who goes to
the gym saying, "poor Kinney, told you so."
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I have to hand it to you, your perseverance
is surpassed only by your narcissism.
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And there you have it,
the secret to my success.
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Unless...
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I'm proven wrong by the
nay-sayers, and I fail dismally.
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Oh, you're not going to
fail, dismally or otherwise.
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You're going to be a big, fat
fucking success, as always.
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We're going to go on the ride together,
and at night, we'll pitch a tent...
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and we'll have hot, passionate
sex under the stars.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I've heard that when achieving your
goal, it's best to visualize it.
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And five more seconds.
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Come on!
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Push it, all you got. Three, two, one.
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And sit.
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Two minute cool-down.
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I'd say we're in great shape
for the ride, wouldn't you?
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Provided my ass holds out.
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I've never known it to fail.
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You've never ridden it for 350 miles.
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Maybe you could get an extended
warranty since it's no longer new.
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A deep-fat-fried victory dinner says you'll be
seeing it cross the finish line ahead of yours.
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This isn't a race. Anyone
who rides is a winner.
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Hey, there's supposed to be
some really hot guys riding.
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That's what I heard.
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A friend of mine went
on a ride last year.
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He said at night, the
showers get really steamy,
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and he wasn't talking about the water.
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Bringing anything with
you that starts with a "c"?
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You mean my vitamins? You know
me, never leave home without them.
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We're giving the riders a big
send-off before they leave.
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I've prepared a speech
expressing the center's gratitude.
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A banner, a band,
drag-queen cheerleaders.
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Oh, sounds great. I
wish I could be there.
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Oh, us too, considering
all the work you've done.
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I'm not supposed to leave my
goddamn bed. Doctor's orders.
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If it were me, I'd be going stir-crazy.
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Not me. I'd fluff up my pillows,
eat bon-bons and watch "Oprah".
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Hey, can I get anyone a drink?
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Thanks, Linz, we were just leaving.
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Now, remember what the
doctor said and stay put.
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Bye.
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Think I'll take Gus to the park. He
could use some fresh air and so could I.
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I know the feeling.
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Will you be all right?
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Fine, thank you.
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Oh, before you go, could
you bring me some tea?
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And maybe some peach yoghurt,
and a couple of cookies.
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And go upstairs and get me my
maroon cardigan? I'm a little chilly.
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Anything else?
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Another blanket and a firmer pillow.
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And as long as you're out, I need a roll of
stamps, as well as these things from the pharmacy.
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Huh. I'm not allowed to move. What
the hell else am I supposed to do?
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You might try saying please, and
stop treating me like the hired help,
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which actually wouldn't be
so bad. At least I'd get paid.
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Sorry, but it's your child too.
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That still doesn't give you
the right to order me around.
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I wasn't ordering you.
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You have a hell of a nerve
talking to me about rights.
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You had no right to...
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Okay. Okay.
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I'll do anything you want,
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but let's stop this, right now.
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Well, before they give us the green light,
they want to see what they're buying,
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and how much it's going
to cost them, which
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will be plenty by the time I'm through.
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So I'd like one of you to be here to help me convince
them why we have to be true to the original vision.
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Sure, Brett, which
one of us do you want?
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Probably Justin. Uh, no offence, mike.
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The studio execs understand
pictures more than words.
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Whatever's good for the project.
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Justin?
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When would it happen?
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This Thursday.
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What about the Liberty Ride?
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I can't hear you. You're breaking up.
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Nothing, Brett. He'll be there.
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Great, I'll have my assistant send you an
e-ticket. You can stay in my guest house.
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That's my other line. Got to go.
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Can you believe it? You're going to L.A.
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But I made a commitment.
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I have sponsors, I raised money.
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If the movie gets made, you
can give them a million bucks.
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Hey, Carl.
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You looking for some superheroes
to help you fight crime?
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Actually, I'm looking for you.
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Will you excuse us, Justin?
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Yeah, sure.
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See ya.
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Buy some sun block.
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Mind if I eat my lunch
while you interrogate me?
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Be my guest.
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You want some?
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No, thanks. My stomach's
been acting a little funny.
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Something wrong?
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It's your mother.
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I realize she can be a little spicy, but
I've never known her to cause indigestion.
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As you know, we've been
seeing each other a lot lately.
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I know. I think it's great.
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But it can't go on this way.
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Suddenly I'm not feeling so good myself.
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Nah, I-it's nothing like that.
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What I'm trying to say is, I need
someone in my life who'll make me laugh,
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who'll make me feel good.
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I'm already taken, Carl.
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That's why I want to marry your mother.
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As soon as you say "you may",
I want her to say "I do".
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That�s... that's a big request.
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Normally I ask for personal references and w-2
forms for the last three years and an arrest report.
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But in your case, I
only have one question.
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Do you promise...
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you'll be good to her?
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I give you my word.
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Then the answer is: You may.
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I'm like her emotional punching bag.
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She pounds away at me all day,
and I just stand there and take it.
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That doesn't sound like
old Killer Muldoon to me.
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I have no choice. Her doctor said
she has to stay in bed. No stress.
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Oh-h.
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So now you have to serve in silence like
that muncher in the military, Greta Camembert.
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Margaret Cammermeyer, and I don't know
how much longer I can put up with it.
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Well... then don�t.
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But it's my fault.
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I'm the one to blame.
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So therefore you're beating yourself up.
Or rather, letting Melanie do it for you.
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Old-fashioned as it may seem, I still
believe in loyalty, not betrayal,
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self-control, not self-indulgence, even if
I failed to live up to my own expectations.
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Tell her that.
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She refuses to listen.
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She thinks because I fucked Sam
that I'm no longer a lesbian.
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Well, you know what a
stickler for detail she is.
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Brian, please.
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What do you want me to say?
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If it's over, get the hell out.
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It's not that simple.
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What about Gus?
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And the one on the way?
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Staying together for the sake of the
children is a fucking poor excuse.
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I proudly offer myself as Exhibit A.
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Hey, sonny boy.
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Come here.
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Undies, sweaters.
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Could you hold these for me
for a minute? Thanks, honey.
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Uh, Debbie, I... I...
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Carl. You don't have to say it.
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I-I-I know we were supposed to be going
to St. Pete's for a few days but...
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hell, this is... th-the ride's for the hospice.
How could I not do my bit and volunteer?
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You got a big heart.
That's why I love you.
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Besides, it'll still be there.
We'll go on our honeymoon.
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What?
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Ha! I'm joking. Honeymoon? Us?
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Okay, so, um, oh.
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So you, uh, you wanted
to tell me something.
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Go ahead, I'm all ears.
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Debbie, honey...
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Ears. Fuck! I need earmuffs.
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It's supposed to be colder
than a witch's tit in Canada.
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Uh, so go ahead, honey,
what is it you wanted to say?
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Be sure to bundle up.
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Keep packing, Deb, or...
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whatever it is you're doing in there.
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I-I'll get it.
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Teddy.
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Hey, Em. I have something for you.
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So where is he?
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Uh, sorry, nothing like that.
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It's just, uh, this.
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The $5,000 I owe you for covering for me,
that time I "borrowed" from Gus' college fund.
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I, uh... Thank you, Teddy.
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I'm sure you can use it.
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I don't mean for that.
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I mean for keeping your word.
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Following through.
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You've come a long way.
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Yeah, I guess I have.
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And now you're about
to go even further, huh?
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This time on a bike?
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Uh, actually, I've, uh, changed
my mind. I'm not going.
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What?
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Yeah, I'm up to my garbanzos in work.
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I can't leave Brian with everything.
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A-and I just got these new plants,
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and they're at that critical phase where if
you don't watch them, they could go into shock.
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I'm the one who's in shock.
You've been training for weeks.
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It's only a bike ride.
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Besides, I've got my
meetings, my groups.
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Can't you skip them for a few days?
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Ah. No, they're what's gotten me through these past
few months. I mean, they've been my support system.
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But on the ride, I'd be on my own.
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I mean, say, there's a trigger, that I
see guys doing drugs, that I'm tempted...
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...where can I go? Who can I call?
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I can't take a chance of that happening,
of becoming that person again. No.
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Gears lubed up, seat nice and tight.
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I'm going to ride it, not fuck it.
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Wow!
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That is one cool bike.
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Yeah. Hunter needed a new
one for the Liberty Ride.
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Can I take it out for a
spin? Pleeeze, dad, pleeeeze.
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Sure, son.
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Just don't be late for dinner.
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I'm making your favourite,
blueberry crumble.
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So, how were things at work, dear?
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Let's see. Hmm.
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I finished the latest adventure of Rage.
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Hey.
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Made 600 bucks in sales on the website.
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Oh, and Carl Horvath
wants to marry my mother.
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What?
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He actually asked me for her hand.
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Did you give it to him?
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Every last digit.
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After all, that's what two people do when
they love each other, right, get married?
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What the fuck's all this?
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Just making sure we have
everything we need for the ride,
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tent, sleeping bags, first aid kit, tool kit,
rain gear, two sets of warm clothes, one dildo.
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You certainly thought of everything.
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But why do you need a tent if you're
going to be staying in a mansion?
243
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,184
Hmmm?
244
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:46,084
Michael told me you're winging to the
coast tomorrow to huddle with studio heads.
245
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,753
I never said I was going.
246
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,788
He seems to think that you are.
247
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,457
Well, I'm not.
248
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,874
We're going on the ride
together, as planned.
249
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:59,071
Well, unfortunately there's
been a slight change of plans.
250
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,764
I�m not going.
251
00:15:00,864 --> 00:15:02,425
Why the fuck not?
252
00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:04,415
Because you're right.
253
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:06,241
I'm not in good enough shape.
254
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,117
I saw you cycling.
255
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:10,565
Yeah, and after 30 miles, I was winded.
256
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,693
On the ride we're going to have to
do 80 to 100 miles a day, maybe more.
257
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,108
There's no way I can make it.
258
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,967
That is bullshit. You're just saying
that to get me to go to Hollywood.
259
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,387
Then go on the ride without me.
260
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,456
Sacrifice your future.
261
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,059
Now, that's what I call charity.
262
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:36,825
Now here's my cell phone number.
263
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:40,321
And here's Ben�s cell phone number.
264
00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:44,030
Here's Hunter's cell phone number,
265
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:50,165
and here's the number
for our hotel in Toronto.
266
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,140
Christ, I'll be too busy
calling you to give birth.
267
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,704
You know, maybe I shouldn't go.
268
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,880
Michael, the baby's not due for weeks.
269
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,079
In case something happens...
270
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,960
Nothing's going to happen. Believe me,
271
00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:03,743
I'll be screaming from boredom long
before I'll be screaming from labour.
272
00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:06,865
So go and have a good time.
It'll be an amazing adventure.
273
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,973
I just wish I could be
there to see you guys off.
274
00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:12,216
You stay right here.
275
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:15,845
And remember, if you need
to get a hold of me...
276
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,673
We know, Michael. We know.
277
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:27,703
Now would you get the fuck out of here?
278
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,524
- We love you.
- We love you.
279
00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:32,425
What a lucky kid...
280
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:37,213
to be coming into such
a warm and loving home.
281
00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,205
50 tuna sandwiches,
282
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,913
50 ham and cheese,
283
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,657
50 chicken salad, 50 roast beef.
284
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,853
Oh, roast beef's Teddy's favourite.
285
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,423
Better make that 49.
286
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,618
It's a damn shame he decided not to go.
287
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,686
Would've been good for
him. Given him a victory.
288
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,685
Some self-esteem.
289
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,457
He's too afraid to leave
his meetings and groups.
290
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:20,015
You know, that without his
support system, he'll slip.
291
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,710
He's as addicted to them as
he was to the crystal meth.
292
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,272
Well, at least it's a
healthy addiction, huh?
293
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:28,312
Too bad he can't take his
support system with him.
294
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,437
Hey, Carl. Honey, hi.
295
00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,329
Can I interest you in a box lunch?
296
00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:38,390
It's for the bus trip to
Toronto, but I got an extra.
297
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,495
Thanks, I, uh, I already ate.
298
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:41,884
Well, you want to lend a hand?
299
00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:44,196
Em, give Carl some fruit.
Show him how it's done.
300
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,350
You take an apple or an orange.
301
00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:47,899
You drop it into the box.
302
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:51,280
Comme ca. Then you move
on to the next. Got it?
303
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,861
Thanks for the training.
304
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,966
Deb, could you stop
for a second? Honey...
305
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:58,029
Carl, I'm up to my ass in hard-boiled
eggs. Do you mind if we talk later?
306
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,078
Sure. No hurry.
307
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,109
We'll talk when you get back.
308
00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:08,006
Thank you, baby.
309
00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:10,399
Bye, honey.
310
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,821
Bye.
311
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,568
Lupe.
312
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:18,264
Come o-out, Lupe.
313
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,446
Come in.
314
00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:25,909
Come on, puss. Be a
good puss. Come on now.
315
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:27,859
Come on, puss-puss.
316
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,521
Who are you talking to?
317
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:32,275
Lupe. Come on, puss, puss, puss, puss.
318
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,197
Your cleaning lady's never going to
come out if you talk to her like that.
319
00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:36,828
Lupe's my cat.
320
00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:38,698
You got a cat?
321
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:43,205
Yeah, I thought it'd be nice to have
something warm and purring to come home to.
322
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:44,850
Hmm, ain't that the truth?
323
00:18:44,885 --> 00:18:47,053
The minute I brought her in,
she ran straight for the bedroom.
324
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,051
Hmm, a feline after my own heart.
325
00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:50,909
And now she's hiding in the closet.
326
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:54,826
Well, she'll come out in her own
time, just like the rest of us.
327
00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:56,349
Meanwhile, come.
328
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:59,468
Concentrate on my crass consumerism.
329
00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:05,251
Spandex as far as the eye can see,
in every colour of the rainbow.
330
00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:08,858
A different ensemble for
every day of the Liberty Ride.
331
00:19:08,893 --> 00:19:11,413
That's very thoughtful of you,
Em. Not to mention extravagant.
332
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,245
But I already told you, I'm not going.
333
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,686
Who said it's for you?
334
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,733
Who else?
335
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,441
Me. I decided to go.
336
00:19:18,476 --> 00:19:19,974
I thought you said you
were too busy working.
337
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:23,010
Well, the Bushes will have to plan
their next state dinner without me.
338
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,535
That you didn't have the
money for the registration fee.
339
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,192
A very good friend just paid me back.
340
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:30,975
That you were afraid of
being eaten by a bear.
341
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:34,062
Well, at least the kind that
live in the wilds of Canada.
342
00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:39,404
But I'm willing to confront my
darkest fears for a worthy cause,
343
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,131
such as helping a friend...
344
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:47,369
being his support system, seeing him
through any crisis, great or small.
345
00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:50,985
You'd really do that for me?
346
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:54,478
I believe in you, Teddy.
Despite everything.
347
00:19:54,513 --> 00:19:57,810
I, uh, I want you to succeed.
348
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:03,783
Think I'll save the tangerine
for the finish line. Hm?
349
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:13,573
Liberty Ride, Liberty
Ride, go-o-o, Liberty Ride.
350
00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:20,485
The center thanks each and every one of
you for putting forth this wonderful effort
351
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,764
to benefit Liberty House hospice.
352
00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:27,164
We wish you all a great
journey up to Toronto,
353
00:20:27,199 --> 00:20:29,465
and a safe ride back to Pittsburgh.
354
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,824
May this be the adventure of a lifetime.
355
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,561
Please make sure your
bikes are on the truck.
356
00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:40,091
There you go, honey.
357
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,442
It's salami. I'm afraid
we're out of tuna. Huh.
358
00:20:42,477 --> 00:20:46,231
There you go. I'm so proud
of all of you for doing this.
359
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,818
There you go, sweetheart.
360
00:20:47,853 --> 00:20:49,197
Here, honey. Have a good time.
361
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:50,448
Thanks, deb.
362
00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:55,480
All set. Let's get on board.
363
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,372
I haven't been on a
bus since ninth grade.
364
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,571
Guys would be getting
blow jobs in the back.
365
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,664
Ah, the good old days of junior high.
366
00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:07,851
Well, if it isn't papa bear,
and mama bear and baby bear.
367
00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:08,952
Brian!
368
00:21:08,987 --> 00:21:11,592
Just thought I'd stop by to
remind you to wear your helmets,
369
00:21:11,627 --> 00:21:15,279
stay to the right, and be
sure to use your hand gestures.
370
00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:19,163
Thanks for all the motherly advice,
but my mother's going with me.
371
00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:21,591
I'm sorry you're not.
372
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,760
Hey, have a great trip, you guys.
373
00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,504
Mel, what a surprise.
374
00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:28,105
I heard you'd been spending
most of your time in bed.
375
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,469
Living the life of Brian.
376
00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:32,308
What the fuck are you doing here?
You know you're not supposed to...
377
00:21:32,343 --> 00:21:33,176
are you out of your...
378
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:37,477
No, I'm not out of my... I just came down to see
you off, that's all. So stop worrying. I'm fine.
379
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,944
Just don't let my mom see you.
380
00:21:39,979 --> 00:21:41,489
You know how hysterical she gets.
381
00:21:41,524 --> 00:21:43,295
Your mom? Right.
382
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:53,646
We made just enough lunches.
383
00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:01,481
I guess he's not coming, honey.
384
00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:04,703
I thought I'd convinced
him to change his mind.
385
00:22:06,598 --> 00:22:13,017
Michael! Get your asses on board,
you guys. Come on. And save me a seat.
386
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,002
Coming?
387
00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:24,799
Debbie!
388
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,117
Carl!
389
00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:31,397
Sweet of you to come down here. I
told you you didn't have to do that.
390
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,998
Yes, I did. I couldn't leave without...
391
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:34,754
telling you...
392
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,096
Ma, would you get on the bus?
393
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,773
I got to go.
394
00:22:38,808 --> 00:22:40,892
I'll call you when I get there.
395
00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:45,733
Can you wait a goddamn minute? I've been
trying to ask you for the last two days.
396
00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:47,993
Will you marry me?
397
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,990
What?
398
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,480
I said, marry me.
399
00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:57,188
Will you marry me?
400
00:23:08,528 --> 00:23:11,735
Tell him yes, and get on the bus.
401
00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:13,853
Yes.
402
00:23:15,109 --> 00:23:16,988
Yes.
403
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:19,018
Of course I'll marry you.
404
00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:22,198
Fuck!
405
00:23:46,411 --> 00:23:47,829
Bye.
406
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:54,597
Bye.
407
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,793
Keep the change.
408
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:12,168
Thank you.
409
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,941
Shit! Hey.
410
00:24:18,355 --> 00:24:20,276
Hey!
411
00:24:21,649 --> 00:24:23,282
Hey!
412
00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:24,792
Stop... stop the bus!
413
00:24:24,892 --> 00:24:26,106
Stop the fucking bus!
414
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,656
Hey!
415
00:24:46,439 --> 00:24:49,203
Made it.
416
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,410
Knew you would.
417
00:25:01,523 --> 00:25:04,894
Where the fuck have you been?
418
00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:09,592
I come home, you're not here,
I look everywhere, frantic.
419
00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:11,913
I was about to call the
hospital, the police, the morgue.
420
00:25:11,948 --> 00:25:13,889
I thought something
terrible had happened.
421
00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,125
Would you calm down?
422
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,014
No, I will not calm down.
423
00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:20,394
You scared the shit out of me.
424
00:25:20,429 --> 00:25:21,454
Sorry.
425
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,185
I can tell.
426
00:25:23,385 --> 00:25:25,862
I went to the Liberty Ride send-off.
427
00:25:25,962 --> 00:25:28,389
Why would you do that?
428
00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:30,595
After everyone told you...
429
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,831
to spite me?
430
00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:36,349
That's right, honey.
431
00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:39,279
Make it all about you, as usual.
432
00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:42,388
You're the one who has
a right to be angry,
433
00:25:42,423 --> 00:25:45,267
to be indignant, to feel betrayed.
434
00:25:45,302 --> 00:25:47,327
Well, guess what, my shikseh goddess?
435
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,022
You don't call me that.
436
00:25:49,057 --> 00:25:51,662
This time it isn't about you.
437
00:25:51,697 --> 00:25:53,357
It's about me.
438
00:25:53,392 --> 00:25:57,346
I went out because if I stayed in
this house another minute with you,
439
00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:00,813
I'd go out of my fucking mind.
440
00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:04,268
So I left for 10 minutes.
441
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,511
Okay, half-hour, tops.
442
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:10,546
I drove over to Liberty Avenue,
said my goodbyes, and drove back.
443
00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:11,527
And look.
444
00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:12,561
Here I am.
445
00:26:12,596 --> 00:26:16,810
Miracle of miracles, alive
and still in one piece.
446
00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:43,283
We can't go on doing the all-female version
of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
447
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:48,881
It's just too exhausting.
448
00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:54,206
You can't forgive me,
449
00:26:54,241 --> 00:26:58,713
no matter how much I apologize
and try to make it up to you.
450
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:04,092
And I'm starting not to care.
451
00:27:05,504 --> 00:27:09,609
I mean, after all, how many
times can someone reject you
452
00:27:09,644 --> 00:27:12,769
before you finally just give up?
453
00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:18,918
So what are you saying?
454
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:28,864
That perhaps it's best...
455
00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:32,178
for both of us...
456
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,914
and for Gus and the baby...
457
00:27:38,786 --> 00:27:42,546
if we aren't together.
458
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:49,088
That we stop putting each
other through needless hell.
459
00:27:49,188 --> 00:27:53,678
Trying to repair something
which obviously can't be fixed.
460
00:27:55,248 --> 00:27:57,753
I think you're right.
461
00:28:07,697 --> 00:28:11,646
I'll stay until after the baby's born.
462
00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:23,031
How is the lunch? I made
it with my own two hands.
463
00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:26,751
How about those lemon bars, huh?
464
00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:28,649
Aren't they to die for?
465
00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:31,842
Ma, would you sit down
and stop showing off?
466
00:28:31,942 --> 00:28:35,158
I'm allowed. How many times in your
life do you get an engagement ring?
467
00:28:35,193 --> 00:28:37,348
Elizabeth Taylor, eight times,
twice from Richard Burton.
468
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,263
Jennifer Lopez, three.
Julia Roberts, four.
469
00:28:39,298 --> 00:28:40,767
Thank you.
470
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,442
You know what I mean.
471
00:28:43,477 --> 00:28:46,071
When a man gives you
a ring, it's special.
472
00:28:46,106 --> 00:28:47,464
It's meaningful.
473
00:28:47,564 --> 00:28:49,055
Well I wouldn't know.
474
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,713
Then maybe it's time you found out.
475
00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:56,720
Found out what?
476
00:28:59,778 --> 00:29:02,539
Michael Novotny...
477
00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:07,640
you are the man I�ve been
looking for all my life.
478
00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:15,544
I am so very blessed to have found you.
479
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,854
Which is why I�m asking you...
480
00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:22,956
to do me the honour...
481
00:29:24,524 --> 00:29:27,526
of accepting my hand in marriage.
482
00:29:32,546 --> 00:29:34,343
We're going to Toronto
483
00:29:34,346 --> 00:29:37,163
where gay marriage is
not only accepted, it�s...
484
00:29:37,198 --> 00:29:38,807
it's legal.
485
00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:40,015
And...
486
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,518
like you said,
487
00:29:42,618 --> 00:29:45,972
that's what two people do when
they love each other, right?
488
00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:51,978
I don't know what... what to say.
489
00:29:52,078 --> 00:29:54,969
"Yes" would be good.
490
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,831
Everyone, a toast to my friend Malcolm.
491
00:30:15,216 --> 00:30:18,529
Happy birthday!
492
00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:25,605
Hey, Justin.
493
00:30:28,556 --> 00:30:32,046
I could give you a line the
party's to welcome you to L.A.
494
00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,995
But it's a birthday bash
for my friend, Malcolm.
495
00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:38,098
He just won an Oscar for
scoring his first film.
496
00:30:38,952 --> 00:30:41,659
Your house is amazing.
497
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,929
Yeah. I call it the
house that "V Men" built.
498
00:30:45,964 --> 00:30:49,349
Soon you'll have a
house that "Rage" built.
499
00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:52,469
Joseph, Mr. Taylor will be
staying with us for a few days.
500
00:30:52,504 --> 00:30:55,790
Would you take his
bag to the guest house?
501
00:31:00,445 --> 00:31:02,684
I have a butler.
502
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,107
Just like Bruce Wayne.
503
00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:09,876
Hey, ken, how's it going?
504
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,163
Great, Brett.
505
00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:13,890
Now, let's get you a drink.
506
00:31:16,932 --> 00:31:19,683
The meeting's all set for
Thursday at the studio.
507
00:31:19,718 --> 00:31:22,118
We'll go by my office tomorrow,
508
00:31:22,153 --> 00:31:25,523
I'll show you some of the
storyboards we've come up with.
509
00:31:25,558 --> 00:31:26,955
Brettski.
510
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:35,334
Hey, Con, I thought
you couldn't make it?
511
00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:37,354
Just got back from location.
512
00:31:37,389 --> 00:31:41,257
This is Justin Taylor,
he created "Rage".
513
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:43,335
Let me tell you, Brett�s
obsessed with your comic.
514
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:45,328
Justin, this is Connor James.
515
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:46,836
I know, I know.
516
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,273
Calls himself an actor.
517
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:49,909
A few others do too.
518
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,056
Including me. I think you're great.
519
00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:53,211
Thanks.
520
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,146
What would you think of Con for Rage?
521
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,187
He... I mean, you would be wonderful.
522
00:31:58,222 --> 00:32:00,888
Get me a script when you have it.
523
00:32:12,105 --> 00:32:13,539
Is he...?
524
00:32:13,574 --> 00:32:14,983
Of course not.
525
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,835
Connor's as straight as they come.
526
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,719
He's out banging bitches every night.
527
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,603
There's the CN Tower.
528
00:32:36,912 --> 00:32:38,641
And that's the Skydome.
529
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:42,889
All very scenic. But the one site one
mustn't miss while visiting Toronto is...
530
00:32:43,024 --> 00:32:44,296
Church Street.
531
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:48,199
According to the Damron Guide,
"it's the centre of Toronto gay life.
532
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:51,062
From its colourful
neighbourhood bar, Moosie's,
533
00:32:51,097 --> 00:32:54,098
to its thumpa-thumpa
dance club, Gomorrah."
534
00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:55,752
Oh, let's go to Gomorrah.
535
00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:56,416
Sounds hot.
536
00:32:56,451 --> 00:32:59,631
Probably the only place in Toronto
that is. I'm frigging freezing.
537
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:03,081
You're probably going to think I�m crazy,
but you know what this street reminds me of?
538
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,916
Liberty Avenue.
539
00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:08,764
Leather daddies, twinks,
bears, drag queens.
540
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:11,413
It's all pretty much the
same, wherever you go.
541
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:15,363
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
542
00:33:15,398 --> 00:33:19,164
Except here everybody's so fucking
polite and refined, you could shit.
543
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,066
Hey, here's Moosie's.
544
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,434
Good. Let's go in here and get warm.
545
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:23,429
First round's on me.
546
00:33:23,464 --> 00:33:24,102
Wait.
547
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,470
You'll have a Canada Dry.
548
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,372
And if anyone asks
you how old you are...
549
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,374
I'll just say what I used to say:
550
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,487
"How old would you like me to be?"
551
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,748
We'll go there later after we're done.
552
00:33:34,783 --> 00:33:36,501
Okay.
553
00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,702
Thanks.
554
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:48,383
I don't know about you,
but I'm having a gay-ja vu.
555
00:33:48,418 --> 00:33:49,194
You too?
556
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,584
Make it three.
557
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,127
It really reminds me of...
558
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:53,502
Woody's!
559
00:33:53,602 --> 00:33:56,479
And the strangest thing of all is
I keep expecting Brian to walk in.
560
00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:59,014
Uh, Molson�s.
561
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:01,806
Brian!
562
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:04,653
Calm down. Keep your pants on,
563
00:34:04,688 --> 00:34:05,793
or not.
564
00:34:05,828 --> 00:34:07,245
How did you get here?
565
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,321
Mikey, did no one ever tell you?
566
00:34:09,356 --> 00:34:12,299
In 1903, at Kitty
Hawk in North Carolina,
567
00:34:12,334 --> 00:34:15,274
the Wright brothers invented
this thing called...
568
00:34:15,374 --> 00:34:16,764
- Flight!
- Right.
569
00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:18,657
What the fuck are you doing here?
570
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:21,550
The Liberty Ride begins
here, am I correct?
571
00:34:21,585 --> 00:34:23,161
So you came to cheer us on?
572
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:23,927
Exactly, professor.
573
00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:28,013
I cashed in 25,000 travel miles so I
could come here and be your cheerleader.
574
00:34:28,048 --> 00:34:29,550
No. I'm going on the ride.
575
00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:31,361
I'll be busting a nut for
charity, same as you.
576
00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:34,719
The natives are so friendly.
577
00:34:34,754 --> 00:34:36,950
This is Jean-Claude.
578
00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:39,509
He's French Canadian.
579
00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:40,718
Bonsoir.
580
00:34:40,818 --> 00:34:42,084
- Hi.
- Bonsoir.
581
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,716
Bonsoir. Don't you just love it?
582
00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:49,210
J.C. Here has very kindly offered to
show me how Canadians keep warm at night.
583
00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:53,957
But, I said...
584
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,467
Sorry, Jean-Claude, um,
585
00:34:56,502 --> 00:35:00,521
but, uh, as much as I would love for
you to, I'm here with my friend Ted.
586
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:04,872
So you'll just have to show someone
else how to rub two sticks together.
587
00:35:04,907 --> 00:35:08,585
Au revoir, mon ami.
588
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,333
Salut.
589
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:10,842
Bye.
590
00:35:20,398 --> 00:35:22,252
What's going on?
591
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,645
Oh, it's a stag for Roger and
Dennis. They're getting married.
592
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,637
Been together 32 years.
593
00:36:17,304 --> 00:36:21,280
I'm glad you decided to come, but I don't
know how in the hell you're going to make it.
594
00:36:21,315 --> 00:36:24,390
Oh, I might just surprise you.
595
00:36:24,425 --> 00:36:27,053
Thanks, but I�ve had enough surprises.
596
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,186
Ben proposed.
597
00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:34,071
Proposed what?
598
00:36:34,106 --> 00:36:38,067
Marriage. It's legal for us
to get married here in Toronto.
599
00:36:38,102 --> 00:36:41,483
I believe I read that somewhere.
600
00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:47,136
Well, I hope while he was down on
his knees he did something useful.
601
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:49,418
It was beautiful, and heartfelt.
602
00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:50,840
I'm sure.
603
00:36:52,434 --> 00:36:56,587
But you declined, of course, because
deep down, you still love me best.
604
00:36:56,622 --> 00:36:58,433
Shut up.
605
00:37:00,205 --> 00:37:03,260
I didn't given him an answer yet.
606
00:37:04,728 --> 00:37:07,125
Well, what's stopping you?
607
00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:09,685
Besides the fact that it's the
most pathetic idea I�ve ever heard?
608
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,393
It just so happens that a lot
of gay men want to get married.
609
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,025
Darling, have you seen them?
610
00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:19,295
And since when did you ever have the
least interest in getting married?
611
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:22,971
I didn�t. But not
because I didn't want to,
612
00:37:23,006 --> 00:37:25,611
but because I never thought I could.
613
00:37:25,646 --> 00:37:28,981
It wasn't a story I told myself
like straight kids did, you know.
614
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:34,422
That some day I'd meet that special person,
and we'd fall in love and have a big wedding.
615
00:37:34,457 --> 00:37:36,501
It... it was never real for me.
616
00:37:36,536 --> 00:37:41,860
And all this stuff started happening: In
Massachusetts, and California, and here.
617
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:45,964
And all of a sudden, a whole, wide world
of wonderful opportunities just opened up.
618
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:50,313
Vows and rice and
registering at pottery barn.
619
00:37:50,348 --> 00:37:56,218
Not to mention an acrimonious divorce, an
ugly settlement, and having your kid hate you.
620
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,753
Look, listen to me.
621
00:37:58,788 --> 00:38:00,219
Are you listening?
622
00:38:00,254 --> 00:38:01,752
I'm listening.
623
00:38:01,787 --> 00:38:04,182
We're queer.
624
00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:07,335
We don't need marriage.
625
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:12,230
We don't need the sanction of dickless
politicians and pederast priests.
626
00:38:13,272 --> 00:38:17,863
We fuck who we want to, when we
want to. That is our god-given right.
627
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:21,847
But it's also our god-given right to
have everything that straight people have.
628
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:26,180
Because we're every bit
as much human as they are.
629
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:40,498
Well, you're a writer.
630
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,816
Rewrite the story.
631
00:38:57,496 --> 00:38:59,281
Congratulations.
632
00:39:03,553 --> 00:39:08,512
Hm. This is touching, don't you think?
633
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,038
I do.
634
00:39:14,007 --> 00:39:16,657
I do.
635
00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:21,076
Ben, did you hear what I just said?
636
00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:23,760
Yeah, I heard you. You said "I... "
637
00:39:37,095 --> 00:39:39,258
I'm going to need stage
seven for Rage's lair,
638
00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:42,352
and the entire back
lot to build Gayopolis.
639
00:39:42,387 --> 00:39:45,063
There are a few other pictures
we'd like to shoot here.
640
00:39:45,163 --> 00:39:46,808
This is the only one that I'm directing.
641
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,243
Ya punk.
642
00:39:48,278 --> 00:39:50,504
You sound like I've already
given you the green light.
643
00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:51,894
So what's stopping you?
644
00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:53,923
The price tag for starters.
645
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,931
This little epic of yours is
going to cost me a fucking fortune.
646
00:39:57,031 --> 00:40:01,076
You can afford it. My last
picture made you 250 million.
647
00:40:01,111 --> 00:40:03,863
Yeah. This one's different.
648
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,587
A gay superhero?
649
00:40:05,622 --> 00:40:06,906
The world's ready for it.
650
00:40:07,006 --> 00:40:08,989
Maybe your world, but not Topeka.
651
00:40:09,089 --> 00:40:14,361
If it's good, if it's got a big enough star,
if you hype the shit out of it, they'll go.
652
00:40:14,396 --> 00:40:15,954
Right?
653
00:40:15,989 --> 00:40:18,119
Guys?
654
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,804
It all looks pretty grim
and depressing to me.
655
00:40:20,839 --> 00:40:23,081
Who wants to see a kid
get his head bashed in?
656
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,992
And what about all this sex?
657
00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,741
Blow-jobs and
butt-fucking on every page.
658
00:40:27,776 --> 00:40:30,324
It's something the audience
has never seen before.
659
00:40:30,424 --> 00:40:32,353
What makes you think
they want to see it now?
660
00:40:33,794 --> 00:40:37,135
The concession stand's going to have
a hell of a time selling Hershey bars.
661
00:40:39,113 --> 00:40:41,870
Look, you want to go with the gay thing,
662
00:40:41,905 --> 00:40:46,507
you're going to cut back on the ass
business, and it's got to be cheerier.
663
00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:50,050
And why does your hero have
to be so fucking arrogant?
664
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,395
Excuse me, Mr. Fenderman,
665
00:40:51,595 --> 00:40:55,074
but our comic book was
conceived that way for a reason.
666
00:40:55,109 --> 00:40:59,361
Because a lot of the shit that
gay people go through is grim.
667
00:40:59,396 --> 00:41:02,323
I ought to know, I'm a kid
who got his head bashed in.
668
00:41:02,358 --> 00:41:04,255
As far as the ass business,
669
00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:08,898
getting your butt fucked is one of the
great pleasures, and privileges of being gay.
670
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,121
If you haven't experienced
it yourself, I recommend it.
671
00:41:12,156 --> 00:41:14,190
As far as Rage is concerned,
672
00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:18,011
just because he has no apologies for
who he is, and no regrets about his life
673
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:22,868
doesn't make him arrogant.
It makes him honest and brave.
674
00:41:22,903 --> 00:41:28,313
So despite your concerns, we prefer
to be true to our original vision.
675
00:41:28,513 --> 00:41:31,407
Rage wouldn't expect anything less.
676
00:41:37,242 --> 00:41:40,147
We are here today
to join in matrimony
677
00:41:40,228 --> 00:41:43,906
Mr. Michael Novotny and
Mr. Benjamin Bruckner.
678
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:49,471
Christ, this is the last time I�m
going to a wedding with two queens.
679
00:41:50,901 --> 00:41:56,252
Do you, Michael, promise to
love, respect and cherish Ben
680
00:41:56,287 --> 00:41:59,293
and be his true and faithful husband?
681
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:03,775
I do.
682
00:42:04,786 --> 00:42:08,413
And do you, Ben,
promise to love, respect
683
00:42:08,448 --> 00:42:12,463
and cherish Michael and be
his true and faithful husband?
684
00:42:14,394 --> 00:42:15,738
Say I do, dude.
685
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:22,712
I do.
686
00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:27,273
If anyone knows of any reason why these
two people should not be joined in marriage,
687
00:42:27,308 --> 00:42:30,312
speak now or forever hold your peace.
688
00:42:32,147 --> 00:42:35,349
You say one word, you're gonna
be holding more than your peace.
689
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,905
The rings, please.
690
00:43:00,491 --> 00:43:04,848
Now by the authority of
the Province of Ontario,
691
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:08,537
I pronounce you to be legally married.
692
00:43:18,234 --> 00:43:21,170
I'm not losing a son, huh?
693
00:43:21,205 --> 00:43:23,712
I'm gaining a... son.
694
00:43:24,889 --> 00:43:26,166
You're next, ma.
695
00:43:29,355 --> 00:43:33,084
God, you barely shed a tear
at Mel and Linz's ceremony.
696
00:43:33,109 --> 00:43:35,439
Well, they're dykes, for chrissakes.
697
00:43:35,474 --> 00:43:37,918
They shake hands and go bowling.
698
00:43:37,953 --> 00:43:40,368
How much can you get choked up?
699
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,495
Oh, Michael, we have to sign this.
700
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,978
There we go.
701
00:43:44,013 --> 00:43:45,131
Gladly.
702
00:43:45,286 --> 00:43:50,324
Anyway, it's not just
for Michael and Ben.
703
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,819
You know, if things had
been different, maybe...
704
00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:59,319
I cannot believe we are married.
705
00:43:59,354 --> 00:44:01,299
No point in beating yourself up, Teddy.
706
00:44:01,334 --> 00:44:04,755
We're still friends, aren't we?
707
00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:07,915
Which means we'll be around a
lot longer than most marriages.
708
00:44:35,052 --> 00:44:38,726
All right, you boys stick together,
all right? And look out for each other.
709
00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:40,184
We will, ma.
710
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,334
Shit. I just called you "boys".
711
00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:45,270
You're married men now.
712
00:44:45,370 --> 00:44:47,649
Go on before I start bawling.
713
00:44:47,864 --> 00:44:50,614
Someone mention balling?
714
00:44:50,714 --> 00:44:55,308
And you, I want you to take it easy, you hear
me? Don't act like some fucking superhero.
715
00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:57,328
Yes, mother.
716
00:45:00,228 --> 00:45:04,851
Okay. I'm going to be on the food
wagon, keeping an eye out for all of you.
717
00:45:07,589 --> 00:45:10,442
Riders, are you ready?
718
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,955
Okay, then,
719
00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:15,719
Liberty Ride 2004,
Toronto to Pittsburgh,
720
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:19,898
officially begins! Yeah!
721
00:47:49,323 --> 00:47:52,802
Moo!55336
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