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ANNOUNCER:
Last week on
Married With Children,
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Peggy was excited about goingto their high school reunion,
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because she was sureshe'd be named reunion queen.
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Al was excited too.
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Meanwhile the kidsare starving.
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Peggy's competitionfor the crown
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is her old high school rival:Connie Bender.
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Al meets his rival, Jack,
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who wantsto pick up the fight
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they never hadin high school.
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At the reunion, Peggy learnedConnie has bought enough votes
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to win the crown,
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and it looks likePeggy's not going to be queen.
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The kids are stillstarving.
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And now, Married With Children
continues.
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Getting
a second chin?
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Getting a second
forehead?
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Gee, Peggy,
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I hope this doesn't ruin
the reunion for you.
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Oh, don't worry,
Connie.
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Seeing you look this old
more than makes up for it.
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Come on, Jack.
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They're serving
the shrimp cups.
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See you at
my coronation, Wanker.
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She still smells
like a bunch of men.
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Oh, Al.
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I'm not gonna
be reunion queen.
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I'll never know what it feels
like to wear that crown.
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I'll never know
what it feels like
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to have warm eggs and hot coffee
in my own home...
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so you'll pardon me
if I don't feel your sorrow.
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Ten bucks says Al Bundy
can drive his head
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right through the door.
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Oh, no.
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Aw, hey, big Al!
AL: Eli!
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How are you, Al?
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It's good to see you.
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Hello, Peggy.
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Don't touch me, Eli.
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Okay. No problem.
No problem.
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You know,
you marrying Peg
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was the only bet
I ever lost.
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Me too.
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So, what are you doing
these days, Eli?
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I'm a psychiatrist.
What do you do?
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A garbage salesman.
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Ah, that's great.
That's great. Come on.
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Say, why don't you say hello
to the gang.
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They're sitting
over there.
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I'm sitting
with the jocks.
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Why don't you
join them, huh?
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Oh, after you.
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Ooh, and after...
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Bundy! Bundy!
Bundy!
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Al, how you
doing?
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Jimbo.
Yeah.
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Rick.
Yeah!
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Ah...
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Uh...
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Speedy.
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How you doing, Al?
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[COUGHS]
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Gee, Speedy,
you're looking great.
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Exercise.
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I'm a golfer.
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You look like you could
still play football, Al, huh?
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How do you
stay in shape?
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Running from Peg
on sex nights.
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Al. Al.
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You want to see
something funny?
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You remember
the nerds,
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Tyrone
and Milton?
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The guy who used to
eat his pen?
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Look at him over there
with the other nerds,
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still sitting
together.
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You should have done
your own homework, guys!
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Aw, eat your pen,
Milton.
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Hey, Peggy.
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Did you hear Connie Bender's
gonna be reunion queen?
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Hey, Speedy. Did you hear
there's a new invention?
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It's called breath spray.
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Now, I'm gonna go try to get
some more votes for queen.
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You guys just sit back
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and reminisce
about being human.
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Oh, and don't you do
anything stupid.
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Ugh!
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Don't worry,
beautiful.
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I'll keep
an eye on him.
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Say, Al.
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I just happen to have
this nail here.
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Ten bucks says
Bundy can drive it
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through this table
with his head.
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Aw, come on, guys.
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I don't do that
kind of thing anymore.
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I'm an adult now.
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Oh, hey...
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What happened?
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Your head ain't as hard
as it used to be?
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Huh, Al? Huh?
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Place your bets.
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All right.
Come on.
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Well, the boot soup
is almost ready.
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Let it simmer,
Kel.
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I've got a plan.
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Now, you know
what they have
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at reunions,
don't you?
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A lot of old drunks
to roll?
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Food, Bimbostein.
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We're gonna crash
this party
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and get some
for ourselves.
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They'll never
let us in.
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We're under 80.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll take care
of that.
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Now, we just need
some information.
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And I know the two
all-day suckers
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who can give it to us.
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Mr. and Mrs. Rhoades.
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Good of you to come.
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You said you needed some help
with your homework?
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Yes. Do either of you know
anything about ancient history?
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Why, yes we do.
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Tell us about
the 1960s.
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Well, strife
was rampant
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because of
the civil war.
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But then came
electricity,
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and before
you know it,
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Marcie and I
went home.
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Come on, Marcie.
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Oh, now, Steve.
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Their little minds are
reaching out for knowledge.
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Why, of course
we remember the '60s.
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And, oh, what a time it was.
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Incense and peppermints.
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Young Republican meetings.
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Yeah. We cared
about things
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in those days, kids.
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I remember protesting
the dress code
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in our school.
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I still remember
the principal's face
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when we all took the pennies
out of our loafers
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and wore our shirts
out of our pants.
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And, if that
wasn't enough,
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one day, I even put
a little dimple in my tie.
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He's a rebel,
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and he'll never ever
be any good.
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We may be asking
the wrong people.
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We're gonna have to go
to the library.
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Well, there goes
another thing
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I said I'd never do.
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Well, yes, I do need
the votes,
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but, um, I don't
do that anymore.
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But could you
vote for me anyway?
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Votes. Votes. Votes.
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Thelma!
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Thelma McKecknie.
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Remember me?
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Peggy Wanker.
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Candidate
for reunion queen.
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How you been?
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Oh, I've been
fine.
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I've pretty much recovered
from your stealing Teddy,
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my high-school sweetheart
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and the only man
I've ever loved.
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Of course, you dumped him
a week later.
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You stole
my boyfriend.
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You stole
my boyfriend.
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You stole
my father.
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A-ha. Well,
just to let you know,
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I'm running for
reunion queen
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and I would really
appreciate your vote.
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Ah.
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I guess this is
a Connie table, huh?
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Oh, Al.
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It's no use.
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I've worked the room
for over an hour,
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and I've lost
three votes.
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Connie's gonna be
reunion queen.
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By the way, honey,
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how'd you hurt
your forehead?
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Um...
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shaving.
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This is never
going to work, Bud.
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It's not Bud.
Moonbeam.
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Tonight my name
is Moonbeam,
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and your name
is Piece.
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P-I-E-C-E.
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Now, act cool.
Okay.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Groovy.
Groovy.
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Bud, didn't they say
anything besides "groovy"
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back in the '60s?
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Well, girls like you
still said, "Come and get it."
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Let me check through
my '60s vocabulary book.
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Hey, bro.
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Power to the people.
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Free Huey.
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And Dewey
and Louie too.
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You know, Kel,
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sometimes I think
I can actually hear
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your brain
come to a halt.
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Come on.
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Love.
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Aquarius.
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Hair.
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The answer, my friend,
is blowin' in the wind.
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Turn on, tune in,
kill whitey.
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Al, tell us again
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about your
winning touchdown
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for the city
championship.
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Well, I don't know if I can
remember that much about it.
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Let's see.
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Uh...
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It was November 17th,
4:40 p.m.
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Wind coming out
of the southeast
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at 12 miles per hour,
gusting up to 30.
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Al, let's go home.
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Peg, home is
where the horror is.
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Now, I'm talking
to Hooter.
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Vicky.
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Vi-Vicky here.
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Now, why don't you
go run for something?
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You know, queen,
a man, a bus.
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With grim
determination,
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I strode out
onto the field.
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Oh, Peggy.
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I see you're
a little down.
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Let me make you
feel better.
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I'll only be queen
for one night, but you...
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why, you've got your whole life
to be nothing.
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Feel better?
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'Cause I know I do.
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[BAND PLAYING ROCK]
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* What becomes
Of the broken-hearted *
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* Who had hope
That once departed? *
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* I know I know
I've got to find *
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* Some kind of peace
Of mind... **
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Oh, Mr. Bundy,
you are so magnificent.
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[GRUNTS]
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Did you really give up
a chance to play for the Bears
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for your wife?
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Yeah. I figured if I'm gonna
take a kick to the groin,
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might as well be
for love.
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You're a very
lucky woman.
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Are you allowed
to vote for queen?
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No.
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Then shut up.
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[PLAYS GUITAR RIFF]
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Hello, everyone.
Yeah, it's me: Tim Potter.
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You'll remember me as president
of the senior class
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and now
of Tim's Mortuary.
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Anyway, I know you're all
anxiously awaiting
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the vote
for reunion queen.
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Well, there's just
20 minutes left
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for you to get your ballots
in the old box here.
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And for the lucky gal
who's elected queen,
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we'll bury you
at half price.
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Of course we won't
bury you very deep.
262
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:42,868
You know, Peg, I'm having
the time of my life.
263
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:45,834
Being married to you,
I forgot how great I was.
264
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,901
Why, oh, why did I
leave high school?
265
00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:51,734
You were 30, Al.
266
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,734
Long time between
feedings, huh?
267
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,868
Long time between lovings,
too, sweet thang.
268
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,801
Give it up.
269
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,734
You'd be eating alone
in a women's prison.
270
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:25,601
Andy? Lola?
271
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:28,534
God, you two
haven't changed a bit.
272
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,100
It's Milton. Remember?
273
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,601
I eat my pen.
274
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,734
Get lost, geek.
275
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,033
You haven't
changed a bit.
276
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:46,467
Well, I'm gonna be an adult
about this.
277
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,467
Connie's gonna be
reunion queen,
278
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:51,968
so I'm just going to
be happy for the old scuzzbag.
279
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,467
What's that smell?
280
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,167
Do they let cattle
in here?
281
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:00,300
Oh, hi, Connie.
282
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,267
Piggy...
283
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:03,834
I see you've got
a good seat
284
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,467
for my coronation.
285
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,801
We will need
a red carpet, though.
286
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:09,801
Can we use your hair?
287
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:11,501
Everything but
the roots, I mean.
288
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:15,834
Well, if you need
a rug,
289
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,701
you could always
shave your back, hon.
290
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:24,334
Hey, Al, I've done
a lot of thinking
291
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,334
about this rivalry
that we have
292
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:29,000
and I think
the whole thing is silly.
293
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Truth is, I can't
think of a damn thing
294
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,267
you can do
better than me.
295
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:38,367
Well, why don't you ask
your wife about that, Jack?
296
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,033
All right, Bundy.
Bottom line...
297
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,801
you know that fight
we were supposed to have
298
00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,133
after graduation?
299
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,634
I'm starting
to realize
300
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:57,133
that maybe you
didn't hurt yourself
301
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,968
jumping over that Mustang.
302
00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:02,767
I think you
just punked out.
303
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,534
Say good night, Jack.
304
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,801
Sit down, mongo.
You promised
305
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:16,167
if I brought you here,
no fighting.
306
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,667
Oh, I'm sorry, Peg. I must
have got a little carried away.
307
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,367
Yeah, see, for a moment there,
I thought I was a man.
308
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,300
TIM:
Kids, get those last votes in.
309
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,534
We tally the count and crown
the queen in one minute.
310
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,367
Hey, Bundy!
311
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,033
[IMITATES
CHICKENS CLUCKING]
312
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,834
[TRIO IMITATING
CHICKENS CLUCKING]
313
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,901
Give a lady a seat.
314
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:45,267
Well, you know, Peg,
it's like I told you
315
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,767
on our wedding night
when you woke me up.
316
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:52,033
You sure know how
to ruin a good time.
317
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,000
You know, Al.
318
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,501
I'm not gonna come out
a winner tonight,
319
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,033
but at least you can.
320
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:04,033
You want him?
321
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,767
Go get him.
322
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:28,200
Let's rock.
323
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:38,234
Fight! Fight!
20 bucks on Bundy.
324
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,567
Good luck, honey.
325
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,501
And remember,
I'm right behind you.
326
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:47,167
Smash him! Crash him!
327
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,667
Beat his face in!
328
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:52,701
But, honey,
take your time about it...
329
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:56,167
'cause I got
a little something to do.
330
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:05,868
Kelly?
331
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,234
Bud?
332
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,968
Wow! The colors.
The colors.
333
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:20,300
No, you're just having
cherry pie flashbacks.
334
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,033
Ride it out.
335
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:27,868
I'm ashamed of you.
Sneaking out like that.
336
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,667
Is that the way
I brought you up?
337
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,200
By the way,
338
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,901
Bud, honey,
can you pick a lock?
339
00:17:34,901 --> 00:17:36,400
Yup.
340
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,100
And a nose.
341
00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:41,334
Okay, good.
342
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:43,133
It's this way.
Come with me.
343
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,934
[CROWD CHEERING OUTSIDE]
344
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:45,968
[AL GRUNTS]
345
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:47,100
What's Daddy
doing?
346
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,634
Oh, playing
with his friends.
347
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,701
Now, hurry up.
348
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,334
A pathetic little lock,
wouldn't you say, Kel?
349
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:58,834
Yeah,
a Jacobsen 360.
350
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,367
Single barrel,
two tumblers.
351
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,000
Why didn't they
just lock it
352
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,701
with a piece
of gum?
353
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,467
Tweezers.
354
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,567
Tweezers.
355
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,234
Have you guys
done this before?
356
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,167
No.
357
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:16,701
Graphite.
358
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,901
Graphite.
359
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,067
I'm gonna go see how
your daddy's doing.
360
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,534
[CROWD CLAMORING OUTSIDE]
361
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:27,868
You can do it,
honey!
362
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,901
[AL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
363
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:34,834
Take your time, Al.
It's not sex.
364
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:43,400
How's it going,
kids?
365
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,634
Viola!
Oh.
366
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,133
Um, it's voil�,
Kel.
367
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,133
Hey, I failed
Spanish, okay?
368
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,834
Quiet,
you two.
369
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,200
Mommy's got
an election to fix.
370
00:18:57,601 --> 00:19:00,100
[CROWD CLAMORING OUTSIDE]
371
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,801
Hurry up, Mom.
They're coming back.
372
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,534
Who won? Who won?
373
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,267
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Bundy! Bundy!
374
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,467
Dad!
375
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,801
Bundy! Bundy!
376
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,634
Bundy! Bundy!
377
00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:26,801
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!
378
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:35,000
Well, I knew
you could do it, Al.
379
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,033
Buddy, you just
bought me a car.
380
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:39,534
Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a tooth.
381
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:43,234
Oh, Al, I just knew
you could do it.
382
00:19:43,234 --> 00:19:44,968
Are you okay, honey?
383
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:46,767
Well, actually, Peg--
384
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,968
Shh! They're gonna
announce the queen.
385
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:52,000
All right! That was
some fight, huh?
386
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,501
And speaking of fights,
387
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:56,000
it's time to pick
a queen.
388
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,400
You know, Peg, I really
think I need a doctor.
389
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,667
Shh!
390
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,534
God, it's always
you, you, you.
391
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,901
Why didn't I
leave you at home?
392
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:07,267
Let's have our four queen
finalists up here, please.
393
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:14,767
CONNIE:
I'm so happy
to be nominated.
394
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:19,067
Gee, I wonder
who it'll be.
395
00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,567
Good luck, Peggy.
396
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,501
Good luck, Connie.
397
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:28,067
And our Polk High
reunion queen is...
398
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:30,467
Larry Fleishman.
399
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,434
Yes!
400
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,734
Throw out an anchor,
Fleishman.
401
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,100
I'm just kidding.
402
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,200
Okay, really...
403
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,601
the winner is--
404
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:44,801
And by a landslide--
405
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:46,234
Every boy's fantasy,
406
00:20:46,234 --> 00:20:49,000
every mother's
nightmare,
407
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,467
Peggy Wanker Bundy!
408
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,868
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
409
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,601
Bundy! Bundy!
410
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,968
Bundy! Bundy!
411
00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:57,100
Me?
412
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,667
Me? I...
413
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,267
I just don't know
what to say.
414
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,667
Out of my way,
she-dog.
415
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,968
And now the queen
will dance
416
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,100
the spotlight dance
with her king.
417
00:21:16,601 --> 00:21:18,567
[BAND PLAYING ROMANTIC MELODY]
418
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,400
Oh, Al.
419
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,767
This is the best night
of my life.
420
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,868
That's great, Peg,
but, you know,
421
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,434
I really think
I'm hurt bad.
422
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, honey, this is
such a beautiful moment.
423
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,234
Don't spoil it
with your whining.
424
00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:38,534
You know,
I really am lucky.
425
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:40,834
Out of all
the guys here,
426
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,767
you're the best one.
427
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,267
Aren't you gonna say
the same to me?
428
00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:51,868
Was the go-go dancer
in our class, Peg?
429
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,367
No, Al.
430
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:58,434
Then I married the prettiest
girl in school.
431
00:21:58,434 --> 00:22:00,601
Oh, Al.
432
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,200
Honey, you know
what would top
433
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,634
this night off
just perfectly?
434
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,234
Oh, no.
435
00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:20,501
Aw, come on.
436
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:23,000
You can't tell me
you don't want to.
437
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,501
What's that
in your pocket?
438
00:22:28,634 --> 00:22:29,868
My rib.
439
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,234
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