All language subtitles for House Husbands s04e06.eng

- Wow! You look great.
- I feel great.

I've got none of the morning
sickness that I had with Tilda.

Now, we've got a bit of time
before the kids wake up...

The lightbulb. In the
hallway. I gotta change it.

- Now?
- It's a safety hazard.

Lewis! Come back to bed!

- I'm not tired.
- Get down!

Oh...

Lewis! Are you alright?

Yep.

- Have you done your back?
- No, no, no, I'm fine.

You're gonna need to get that checked.

No, no, no. Let's...

Just get Sam to pick up his toys.

What's up with him?

World peace? Or the environment?

- What about global warming?
- Boring, boring and boring.

Pop, it's a public speaking competition.

You can't do your speech on
the haircuts in One Direction.

Let Mum cut your hair, Pop.

- How long have you been up?
- I haven't gone down.

Rachel wants me to finish
this business plan by 10am.

Honey, you're supposed to be part-time,
not at her beck and call 24/7.

You know, you really need to
start standing up to her. (SIGHS)

Is Abi in? Kane and
I have been dating for

over a year, and it's been
great. That's why I'm here.

I-I would ask your father
but he's in Adelaide.

And let's face it, if
anyone's been a father figure

in Kane's life, it's you...

You're going to propose!

Well, you know, now that Gemma's
having our baby, we'll be a family.

We should make it official.

If that's OK with you.

Hey! Where have you been?

Getting breakfast. I got
croissants, strawberries,

- raspberries, some other berry...
- I've already had my cornflakes.

I got those peach
pastry things you like.

Go on, have one for bressert.

Bressert?

- Breakfast dessert?
- Yeah.

- Oh.
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)

OK.

Morning. Is Finn home?
I've got something for him.

OK. Come in...

Mason Gallagher?

Mason has something he wants
to give Finn, apparently.

Hey! Hey! Come back here!

Are you OK?

Have you two been fighting at school?

I've never had any trouble from them.

People don't punch each
other for no reason.

Yeah, they do.

Finn. You can tell us.

Why did Mason hit you?

Look, I know it's hard to talk about.

But if someone's giving you a
hard time, you need to tell us.

Finn, has Mason been bullying you?

- A bit.
- Any reason?

No, don't stress. It's not
about the whole gay dads thing.

Well, what is it then?

It's just what he
does. He's just a bully.

Come on. I'll walk you into class today.

No! I can take care of myself.

- Are you alright?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

He hurt his back.

- Have a good day, sweetheart. Bye-bye.
- Bye.

- What happened?
- Nothing.

Lewis hurt his back. But he
doesn't want to talk about it.

It was a bedroom-related
injury, I take it?

- No! It was in the hallway.
- Wow.

Nice work.

I'll be seeing you at the Year 3 and 4

public speaking competition
tomorrow night, gentlemen?

There's a speech writing bee
in the library after school

for those unprepared.

- Ooh, the happy couple!
- Sorry?

There's something that
happened this morning

- you'd like to tell us about?
- How did you know?

It better not be going
around the school already.

It's good news, isn't it?

How is Mason Gallagher walking
into our house and punching Finn

- in the face good news?
- MEN: What?

Is he OK?

- He's being bullied.
- We don't know that for sure.

We haven't heard both
sides of the story yet.

Well, there's his
dad. Let's hear it now.

Stay calm.

Whatever you do, don't be accusatory.

I won't.

- Hi. Kane Albert.
- G'day.

- Finn's dad.
- Steve. Mason's dad.

Oh, Mason and I have met.

- Have you?
- Yes, this morning.

When he punched my son in the face.

That doesn't sound like
something Mason would do.

- Wasn't me.
- Yes, it was. We saw you.

We did.

- Hop off to class, Mase.
- Yeah.

Your kid must've hit my kid
first. It was self-defence.

Finn was defenceless. He was
eating his fricken cornflakes!

Bullying is a very serious accusation.

We have proof. Mason
punched Finn in the face!

And that's unacceptable. But it
could have been a one-off incident.

- And that makes it OK?
- No. But it doesn't make it bullying.

Bullying is repeated
verbal or physical abuse.

I know what it is.

And so does Finn.

Why won't you believe him?

Please don't worry. I will
get to the bottom of this.

Until then, let's all
just keep a level head.

Yes, let's.

Make it quick. I'm in a rush.

Yeah, the boys have this
speech comp thing on tomorrow.

- Good for them.
- Yeah, Angie wants to go.

- Really?
- Yeah. She's really excited about it.

Angela is excited about public speaking?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, nice try.

We'll we've got a court
order. Tomorrow's my day.

- We could swap days.
- Kids need routine.

Angela's new routine is she
spends Wednesdays with me.

Let's not confuse things for her.

Well, then, you can
bring her to the comp.

We've got plans.

Just make sure she's here by eight.

- You're late.
- Actually, I've been up since 2:00am.

Do you have the business plan? Ah.

- Who's Naylor and Naylor?
- Our new company owner and his son.

The board of directors sold
Goldkern six weeks ago, Mark.

- Try to keep up.
- I didn't know anything about this.

I must've made the announcement
on one of your days off.

Anyway, the word is the new CEO
has some major toe-cutting planned.

We need to stick together if
we're going to keep our jobs.

Oh, hey, gonna need ten copies of
that and a flat white. Double shot.

Oh, sorry. And a skinny latte.

This isn't the copy boy, Mark.
Meet Joshua Naylor, our new CEO.

- In there?
- Oh! That's it.

Yeah, it's just
muscular. Nothing serious.

Should resolve itself in about a week.

But no heavy lifting or
strenuous exercise until then, OK?

What about sex? I probably should
give that a rest for a while, eh?

Sex shouldn't be a problem.

Can you tell Gemma it is?

If you're having... difficulties,
I can prescribe you something.

No, no, no. Nothing like that.
I'm good to go down there.

It's just I'm having...

trouble up here.

It's your brother. His
DNA is in my missus.

Gemma and I begin, but then
I see Kane's face in my head

and I... can't go on.

Have you tried picturing something else?

- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oooh. Excuse me.

Mark?

We've got a new CEO.

He's 25, he drinks almond chai
latte and he wants to sack me.

I'm sure he doesn't.
You're just sleep-deprived.

We're not allowed to
take the lift, either.

Apparently, sitting is the new smoking.

He's very big on incidental exercise.

Yeah, well, he does has a point.

He's a child. Speaking of which,
Finn got punched in the face,

and Alex didn't have a
chance to pop the question.

Alex didn't propose?

I've got to go.

Alex was going to propose?

Who to?

Kane!

But you don't know that. Because
I'm not supposed to tell anybody.

I'll keep your secret if you keep mine.

You're going to have to talk
to Gemma about this, eventually.

Yeah, I know.

Just give me a couple of weeks
just to get my head around it.

Deal?

Dad, were you really
a famous footy player?

- Because you're not in this book.
- You're doing your speech on me?

We can't find anything.

Maybe instead of those books
you should try the internet.

- No!
- OTHERS: No!

No, don't do that.

Look. Here's a book on volcanoes.

Do your speech on them,
they're way cooler. Right?

What's wrong with you,
you're not cool enough?

Yeah. Something like that.

I can't stick around for long.

I've got to do a team-building exercise

with Rachel and the new CEO.

Just ignore him.

Just pretend Mason isn't here.

Don't give him a reaction,
that's what he wants.

Sorry. The reference books
have to stay in the library.

- That's the rule, is it?
- Yeah.

But we contribute to the library fund
but we can't use any of the books?

Kane...

You can use them. You
just have to use them here.

- Everything OK here?
- I'm handling it.

Oh, here he is. The tit who had my son

hauled into the principal's office.

I would've been happy with an apology.

He has nothing to apologise for.

- Are you kidding me?
- Shhh! Guys, keep it down.

- This is the Book Nook.
- Yeah, well, we're done here anyway.

- Come on, mate, let's go.
- You can't take that with you.

What are you going to do about
it? Who's going to stop me?

No wonder your kid's a bully
with a role model like you.

If your kid's as annoying as
you, he got what he deserved.

- Kane!
- LEWIS: Kane! Kane!

Kane!

What's going on here?

My office, now!

I'll calmly explain
to Looby what happened

and everything will be fine.

Great. Can you explain
to me what happened too?

She's ready to see you two now.

- He started it!
- He said you provoked him.

He is a liar and a
bully, just like his son.

When I spoke to Finn today, he
said that Mason isn't bullying him.

Of course he said that. He's
too proud to admit the truth.

Did you talk to his teacher?

This is an ongoing investigation.

But that is no reason for you to
take matters into your own hands.

Now, when I employed you at
this school, I made it very clear

that my decision was based purely on
merit, not because you're my nephew.

Now, if I am seen

- to let you get away this behaviour...
- It wasn't Alex's fault...

He looked very much involved
from where I was standing.

It won't happen again.

If you are having trouble

separating the personal
from the professional,

I would strongly suggest to you
that you consider a transfer.

To another school?

Deakin Heights Public is
looking for a new librarian.

It's something to think about.

Kane got in a fight?

Yeah, I think Finn's
being bullied at school.

- Wasn't Kane bullied at school?
- Of course he was.

So that's going to be a bit of a
sore point for him. You know what?

I should do that. Abi said that you
should be relaxing for two weeks.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
I should... lay down soon.

How's Alex with all of this?

He wasn't happy about it. He was
about to pop the question, and he...

Alex was going to propose?

Yeah. He was. But you
didn't hear that from me.

I promised Abi I wouldn't say anything.

Abi?

- Yeah. We had a deal.
- Oh, you had a deal? Oh.

Lewis Crabb, if you're
keeping secrets from me,

you better tell me everything
or someone's gonna get hurt.

This department is already home to
the premium brands in FMCG division.

But we can't rest on our laurels,

we need to continue to improve
our position in the marketplace...

- Stairs...
- Thanks for joining us.

- What's going on?
- I was just walking Joshua

through my business plan before
we begin the team-bonding activity.

- YOUR business plan?
- Mmm.

You told me the meeting was at 5:00.

- 4:30.
- You deliberately told me

the wrong time and you didn't
tell me we were being taken over!

If you don't mind taking a seat,
I'd like to finish my presentation.

What's all this?

Well, I figured it's time we
celebrated our new baby as a family.

And since Looby is family...

You thought you'd invite her
over for dinner to butter her up.

It's worth a shot, isn't it?

- Where's Finn?
- He's in his room and won't come out.

Why?

He's embarrassed Dad bashed
up Mason's dad in the library.

I didn't bash him.

So much for celebrating as a family.

Hello?

- Ah.
- Abi! That's a nice surprise.

Oh, you know, just thought I'd
pop in, see how everyone's doing.

We're fine.

Nothing out of the ordinary,
or unexpected happen?

Nothing to change the course
of where things were heading...

I know why you're here.
You heard about the fight.

- What fight?
- Dad bashed up Mason's dad.

- Who's Mason?
- The boy who's bullying Finn.

Don't use that word, please.

What's going on?

Shall I set an extra place for Aunt Abi?

- No!
- Yes.

We all know the climate is tough,

but if we stick to this
go-to market strategy,

Naylor and Naylor's future looks bright.

I had a question about the
olive oil end to end campaign.

What's your ROI? Return on investment?

I don't have the exact figures on me.

I focus on the bigger picture.

This is a question for someone
less concerned about the broader

direction of the company.

Mark?

$10 gross profit per bottle.

Yes. And what's the cost of acquisition?

$300 per customer.

That sounds like a lot, but that'll
halve over the first 12 months

if we get an 80% conversion rate,
which is a pretty conservative estimate.

- OK.
- Yeah, well, enough business.

On to the team bonding.
You're gonna love this!

Is that...?

- Karaoke!
- Karaoke? What are you thinking?

Young people love it.

(SINGS)
Looking in your
eyes, I see a paradise

I just hope that we
can put today behind us.

You attacked another
parent in the Book Nook.

As his sister, I can say that
was totally out of character.

It's just that, as a kid,

- Kane had some...
- Custard?

I'll be sure to pass on your
character reference to the parents

when I call in the morning,
assuring them that Nepean South

is still a safe environment
for their children.

- You're calling parents?
- It's a major incident, Alex.

There's a protocol to follow.

So two parents have a disagreement
and that's a major incident?

But a child is being
bullied and it's just

swept under the carpet.

I am yet to find any evidence
to support your accusations.

I... put in a call to the
principal at Deakin Heights today.

The librarian position is still vacant.

Aunty Heather, we will do
anything to make this right.

Please. I really, really
want to stay at Nepean South.

- It's a great school.
- Yeah, for some.

- Kane. Don't.
- Why are you more worried

about getting a transfer
than getting justice for Finn?

How is me working at
another school an hour's

drive away going to be good for Finn?

At least then he won't
feel like he's alone.

Yeah? Where is he now?

Thanks to your outburst today,
he's in his room, hiding. Alone.

If he won't talk to us,
we're never gonna find out

what's really going on with him.

You don't believe him
either. You're on her side!

I never said that...

OK. This was delicious, but I am beat.

- Would you like a lift home?
- Yes, please.

Great.

Thank you.

Abi. Do me a favour.

Don't tell anyone what
I asked you this morning.

Oh, you guys can work this out.

Just forget it happened.

Bye.

- What happened to the silk number?
- These are warmer.

Clearly the silk is wasted on you.

No, it's not. You know
how much I want you.

It's just that I can't...

stop thinking about Kane's contribution.

You do know how IVF works?

- I didn't sleep with him.
- Yeah, I know.

But he's still, you know...

- there.
- But what about Eve?

Eve?

Well, you don't think
about Eve when we're in bed.

No, you're right.

I'm just being an idiot.

- Oh!
- (LAUGHS)

- Look out.
- Oh!

See?

- Oooh, that was quick.
- I know, I'm back.

- Oh.
- Lewis Crabb is back.

- Hang on.
- Wait, what?

- You're thinking about Eve.
- No, I wasn't!

- Oh...
- Come on.

I'm ready.

For me or for Eve?

Goodnight, Lewis.

It was humiliating. Singing an
'80s power ballad in the office

with the woman who wants me sacked.

Well, it gave me a certain
clarity. It's time to get a new job.

No. We need that job.
Stand up for yourself.

Rachel has white-anted me so much.

I'll be lucky to have
a job past lunchtime.

Buy your child CEO an
almondmilk chai latte,

sit down with him and set him straight.

Are you sure you
didn't mention to anyone

- that Alex was going to propose?
- Yeah.

Why? Did you?

I might've mentioned it to Lewis.

But it was kind of your fault!

Hey, Angela. Ready for a fun day?
I've got some plasticine inside.

- Alright. I'll see you at 5:00.
- Bye, Daddy!

5:00? 7:00. I have her till 7:00.

Yeah, the speech comp starts at 5:00.

Just bring Ange and
we'll do hand-over there.

I told you, we've got plans.
Hey, don't use Ange to get at me.

You think this is about you?

I want custody for Angela's own sake.

I'm not here to make
your life miserable.

You might have your new friends fooled.

But we both know who you really are.

You're the dad who didn't
show up for birthday parties

because he was out drinking
for three days straight.

The dad with his photo in the
papers, surrounded by strippers.

And one day, your
kids are gonna find out

who you really are.

Stella, can you pass the milk, please?

I can get it.

Who slept on the couch last night?

I fell asleep in front of the TV.

So unfair. I never get to!

Eat your toast.

Where are you going?

- To school.
- We haven't finished.

- I'm catching the bus.
- But we always walk.

Go on.

Thanks.

If I go Deakin Heights,
he's gonna have to get used

to getting the bus. They both will.

Are you changing schools?

No, he's not.

- I'll fix this. I promise.
- If it's not too late.

You ever thought about
another woman, apart from Abi?

What? You know, in your head, during...

- the act.
- No!

- She'd kill me.
- How would she know?

Oh, she'd know.

- Why?
- No reason.

- Hey. You seen Kane and Alex?
- No.

Tell them I want to see them. Now.

- Maybe she knows.
- What about?

The fight.

(GASPS) Did you think about Eve?

- No.
- Yes, you did.

Don't let Gemma find out.

- She knows?
- Can we talk about something else?

Alex backed out of the proposal.

What proposal?

Well, Alex was going to propose to Kane.

Just don't let on that you know, OK?

- Hey!
- Hey!

Hi.

- Hello.
- Eve's looking for you two.

Must be about yesterday.

Looks like she's not the only one.

Prick dad, 3:00.

- What's with the sling?
- He's bunging it on.

I got us into this, let
me get us out. Trust me.

OK.

Thank you.

What happened to your arm?

- You assaulted me.
- Your son assaulted mine first and...

Look, I'm sorry about
what happened yesterday.

Things got way out of hand.

Let's just keep it between the boys
and let the school look after it.

Nothing to look after.

I think you're a bit wrong... Oi!

- Dad, it's OK.
- No, it's not! Did you see that?

- Boys will be boys.
- I was a boy.

I never kicked anyone's
bag. I never punched anyone.

Maybe you should've. Maybe then you
wouldn't have raised such a wimp.

Finn is not a wimp.

Then why are you fighting
his fights for him?

He's quite capable of
fighting his own fights.

- Oh, clearly.
- Behind the bike shed, tomorrow morning.

Finn versus Mason.

We'll see you then.

Come on, mate. Let's go, mate.

Have you lost your mind?

Did you just organise a fight
between two 11 year-olds?

Mark.

- Rachel.
- On coffee duty again?

Joshua liked his almondmilk
chai latte so much yesterday,

- I thought I'd get him another one.
- Keep it for yourself.

I've got this covered.

You lied to me, you stole my idea
and you made me sing in public.

You are not getting
Joshua his first coffee.

- Is that a challenge, Mark?
- Yes, it is.

Fine.

You'll never catch me with those knees!

Knee, singular! I've
had one of them fixed!

- Careful in those heels!
- (THUD!)

Rachel?

Rachel?

- Tough break.
- Bad sprain. Ankle.

Chipped tooth. Teeth.

- No, I'm not worried.
- No, she'll be alright.

No, I meant for the business.

Not if you're the one who
did up that business plan.

Rachel made a contribution.

How big?

Big-ish.

- We're a team.
- See, with any team,

there's always one person
who shoulders the weight,

whilst others swan
about, taking the credit.

Which is which here?

Abi? What are you doing here?

Oh, I am... I just have
to return this book.

It's really overdue.

See, Poppy started reading it but, um,

it got a bit difficult
so she put it down.

- Really?
- But then she picked it back up

and stuck with it and
read it till the end.

And lucky she did, because the
best chapters were still ahead.

Look, Kane is acting insane.

But it's not his fault.

He was bullied as a child. And
he doesn't want the same for Finn.

Why didn't he tell me that?

He's embarrassed. I guess he
wants you to think he's perfect.

- But I already do.
- So you're not giving up, then?

Thanks for looking after the boys.
They're never this quiet for me.

There are red frogs at stake.

Red frogs? Bribery. Nice.

Dad, how do you spell preliminary final?

What's that got to do
with volcanoes, mate?

The boys changed their
speech topic. Back to you.

They've been reading some old articles.

Off the Internet?

I had a browse and printed
off the child-friendly pages.

There mustn't have been many.

I found some... interesting
stuff. But most of it was good.

You should give yourself
more credit. Your boys do.

They've been bragging
about you all afternoon.

Thanks.

(PHONE RINGS)

Abi.

Yeah. Absolutely...

- I thought he wasn't gonna propose.
- Yeah. He probably changed his mind.

- Hey!
- Here he is, the man of the moment.

I asked you not to tell anyone.

Oh, these guys don't count.

Yeah, well, you did
get one of us pregnant,

- so you're part of the family now.
- Hey, good luck.

We'll be in in a second
with some champagne.

Right. No pressure, then.

Right. Go get 'em, Tiger.

- Kane?
- Come on. Hit me!

- Kane?
- They're outside.

I have to stay in here.

Hit me again. Come on,
harder! Come on! Yes! Harder!

- What are you doing?
- We're training.

- What for?
- Harder!

- Yes!
- Finn?

Dad's making me fight Mason.

What?

You organised this?

Yeah.

Did you really just say yes?

- Congratulations!
- Congratulations!

- Hey!
- Hey, congratulations!

On what?

Nothing.

Is that a punching bag?

Is the fight still on?

- Another fight?
- It's not happening.

But if I don't, I'll be
called a wimp forever.

You're not fighting
anybody! Go to your room now!

- You're encouraging Finn to fight?
- He goes to high school next year.

He doesn't have a big sister
like I did to protect him.

- He needs to harden up.
- You sound just like Dad.

Yeah, well, maybe Dad was
right. Nice guys do finish last.

Finn getting his head punched in
isn't going to change the fact that

people were mean to you in high school!

- Oh, you told him?
- We've all got baggage, Kane!

But don't you dare sort
your crap out on our kids!

I was going to ask you to marry me.

I wanted us to be a family.

But if this is your idea of what a
family does to sort out their problems...

You don't deserve this.

You should've told me
you had an anger problem.

You better nip it in the bud
before she gives birth to our kid!

Did I walk into the middle of something?

Is this about the girl who's
crying in Finn's bedroom?

- Bettina Tkautz?
- Gross. Have they been kissing?

OK. You have to leave.

Don't worry.

She is.

She only came here to dump me.

How did Bettina get in your room?

- The window.
- We're boarding it up.

She's chocolate milk girl.

Mason has been buying her chocolate milk

every day for the last two weeks.

Until Finn started buying
it a few days ago...

Oh.

- Chocolate milk.
- If you buy a girl chocolate milk

from the canteen, it means it's serious.

So, Mason and Bettina were
having chocolate milk together,

until Finn and Bettina started
having chocolate milk instead...

You stole Mason's girlfriend?

That's why he punched you in the
face. This whole thing between

Mason and you had nothing to do
with being bullied? You lied to us.

You're grounded.

OK. Your parents are on their way.

Come on.

Bye.

- Whatevs.
- Finn!

- Don't be too hard on him.
- Yeah.

Yeah. He's just had his heart broken.

I remember the first
girl who dropped me.

Bridie O'Connor.

Chompers.

She had terrible buck teeth.

But I didn't care.

Marnie Johnson.

She was in Year 6. I was in Year 4.

- Older woman?
- Too old.

She dumped me for Todd McGinley
because I wouldn't kiss her.

Anyway. Point is, we all get
dumped. It's part of becoming a man.

When you find the
right one, you'll know.

Then you've got to be
careful not to stuff it up.

I think you owe someone an apology.

- I know. I am so, so...
- Not me.

Quick, quick! Everyone
in the car, please!

- Have you got your cue cards? Lewis?
- Yup.

We're gonna miss the speech...

- What's that?
- Chocolate milk.

It's what you give a girl when
you want her to know it's serious.

That she's your one and only.

It's just you and me in our
bed, Gemma. That's enough for me.

Always will be.

- I prefer strawberry.
- My mistake.

Will you forgive me?

You do all the work. It's about
time you got some credit for it.

Tell your CEO the truth. What's
the worst that could happen?

He'll promote me, probably
give me Rachel's job.

And her salary?

Go for it.

No, I can't go full-time.

You practically work full-time anyway

- with all the overtime you're doing.
- No, I can't dob her in.

Oh, please. She would throw
you under a bus in a heartbeat.

No. It feels... dirty. It's my
fault she fell up the stairs.

I can't get her sacked as well. Can I?

So you're back on your feet?

Atticus's father is on his
honeymoon with his new wife.

So someone had to pick up
our son from band practice.

Rachel, I need to talk to you.

I spoke to Joshua today
and he wants to know...

Atticus, slow down, darling! Oh...

Thank you.

I don't know how I'm gonna cope.

Having Atticus full-time, on crutches,

juggling endless dental appointments.

At least I have work. It'll be my
safe haven for the next few weeks.

My second home, really.

Sorry, what did Joshua want to know?

He wanted to know who does the work.

You or me. So he knows who
to keep and who to let go.

And what did you say?

I haven't said anything. Yet.

Will you?

Let's make a deal. No more
lying, no more backstabbing.

- No more karaoke.
- Or what?

- I'll dob.
- I'll see you Monday.

I'll get the coffee.

The important thing is that Finn
wasn't being bullied after all.

That's a terrific
outcome for all involved.

And, of course, I am
sorry for any inconvenience

I may have caused
over the last few days.

Now Alex thinks I'm the world's
worst parent, which is bad timing

because, A, Gemma is pregnant
with our baby, and, B,

- he was all set to propose.
- I know.

- You did?
- I gave Alex the ring. Your ring.

It belonged to my father.
I've never seen Alex so happy.

You and your children

have given him something that he
never had when he was growing up.

Alex had a tough time as a kid?

Why do you think I took him
under my wing all those years ago?

Alex's father is a brilliant
man. But a troubled one.

And sometimes his temper
would get the better of him.

- And he took it out on Alex?
- Mmm.

I don't want Alex to change schools.
I don't want anything to change.

How can I fix this?

There is one thing that you could do.

- Hi. How long's this gonna take?
- Oh, couple of hours, tops.

Good. Think I might need an early night.

What's he doing here?

Go say hi to your friends.

You made it.

Yeah. Angela wanted to
come, so I brought her.

You've gotta stop trying to make
me out to be the bad guy here.

She likes spending time with me.
You've just gotta get used it.

Thank you, everyone.

If you'd like to take a seat,
speeches are about to begin.

In 2009, my dad was the
am... am... ambass...

ambassador.

Ambassador for the Children's Hospital.

He raised heaps of money for sick kids.

One year, he kicked six or
more goals in ten rounds,

- more than any other player ever.
- Close enough.

But best of all, we like
it when Dad makes tacos.

Even if he puts too much chilli
in them that makes us fart.

That's why our dad's a hero.

Thank you for listening to our speech.

(APPLAUSE)

Thank you, boys.

Now, before we continue, we
have a special guest speaker,

one of our parents, talking on
a very important topic today.

My name's Kane Albert and I'll be doing

a speech on the dangers of bullying.

It may not seem like a big deal
to tease someone in the playground.

But what you do or say now can
stay with them for a long time.

I realise, though, that
as bad as bullying is,

there comes a time when you
have to stop looking back.

Especially if you've got something
really good to look forward to.

Now, I've made a big
fool of myself this week.

But if it's OK with Miss Looby,

I'd like to make a big fool
of myself one more time.

But I'm not going to do it alone.

Finn, Stella, come up here, please.

This is embarrassing.

Consider it your punishment.

Now, we're not the perfect
family. And I'm not perfect myself.

But I reckon the two of us together

can be better dads than ours ever were.

Mr Larden, will you be a family with us?

Forever?

Yes, I will.

Thank you for listening to my speech.

(APPLAUSE)

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