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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:19,138 - Come on, Marcello, I'm in a hurry. - That's me, done. 2 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,439 - About time. - Good evening. 3 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,908 - Good evening, Professor. - Always at the last moment! 4 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,909 I wanted to get some mozzarella, but it doesn't matter, I'll get... 5 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,515 - I can open up again, if you like. - No, it's all right, I'm used to it. 6 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,483 If you found yourself a wife, Professor, 7 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,652 you wouldn't have to make your own supper. 8 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,653 "Better to make supper for one than wash the dishes for two"! 9 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,723 But at night who warms up your little bed? 10 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,627 Don't worry, the women are lining up. 11 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,895 Bye, Marcello. 12 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,896 Hang on, Professor, I'll come with you. 13 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,100 Women, eh! They want to get us on a lead! 14 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,638 - That guy was lucky. - Who? 15 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,639 - Mrs Boni's husband. - But he died on his wedding day! 16 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,209 Exactly, so at least he made up for the mistake of getting married! 17 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,814 Professor, you really don't want to know about marriage? 18 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,883 No, free, alone, no worries. 19 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,884 Believe me, Marcello, man isn't king of the universe, but the bachelor! 20 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:11,089 - Yeah, but... - No buts. 21 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:14,090 Bachelor means independence, freedom, seduction, charm! 22 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,496 That's easier said than done, Professor! 23 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,665 But what are these weaknesses? 24 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,666 - So it's true what I heard? - What? 25 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,904 That your landlady and her daughter have caged you! 26 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,905 - Caged me? - Yes, and not even with golden bars! 27 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,577 Madam Rosa is going about saying... 28 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,812 She's mad if she says anything... I don't know... 29 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,813 - There's no truth in it. - Hey, Marcello, be careful! 30 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,151 Change your lodgings while you can! 31 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,152 Why should I change, Professor? I've been there for six years. 32 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,155 I'm fine, they treat me like a son, it's clean, and the food's great! 33 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,227 They got to you through your stomach! 34 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,228 Well, Professor, if I married Gina... 35 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,766 Ah, if you married Gina! 36 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,702 At this point, you're... 37 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,703 Give yourself a shake, try to react right away... 38 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,608 or you're done for. Change your address, my boy, 39 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,876 or you'll find yourself with a wife too many! 40 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,877 I don't know, to listen to you, you'd think you'd been married loads! 41 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,915 You don't need to end up in the tiger's clutches 42 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:15,218 to know to look out for it! Wives! 43 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,323 Look... 44 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:21,159 I only know one place 45 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,829 where they're all saints, 46 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,830 paragons of virtue, angels of the home. 47 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,767 Where? 48 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,737 The cemetery! 49 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,738 - But when they're alive, my dear... - You idiot! 50 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,609 Listen, listen to that! 51 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,610 You're driving me mad! Damn the day we got married! 52 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,882 - I wish I'd never met you! - The Terenzis. 53 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,883 Second year of marriage. Giovanni the glazier is rich from them. 54 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,153 I can't believe they're all like that. Gina is different. 55 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,291 - She has a nice, sweet face. - Good evening. 56 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,893 Good evening. Her too, look. 57 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,696 When she got married, she'd a sweet, nice face. 58 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,198 Look at the scowl that's appeared after a few years of marriage! 59 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,199 Well, Professor... at a certain point one feels the need for a companion 60 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:08,772 to help support the weight of life. 61 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,808 That's what Caretti the accountant said too. There he is. 62 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:15,078 He found his companion, but he's still carrying the weight on his own. 63 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,150 But there are lovely things in marriage too... 64 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,620 ...children, babies... - Children? There they are! Look! 65 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:27,757 - Be good! - I want an ice cream! 66 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,962 - Good evening, Professor. - Hello. 67 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:33,699 - Is you wife still hitting you? - Not every day. 68 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,001 Well, that's something. 69 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,837 Well, Professor, if everyone thought the way you do, 70 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,273 what would these poor girls do? 71 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:44,274 You have to give your heart to women, not your surname! 72 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,978 Yeah, but it's not easy, though. 73 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:49,014 It's really easy, believe me! 74 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,416 It's just a case of feeling like a man! 75 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,719 But I know I'm a man! 76 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,221 You should try being in love. 77 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:59,222 I tried to resist, but Gina is like a magnet for me. 78 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,393 She's like a magnet now, marry her and she'll turn into a misery! 79 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:05,897 Well, bye. 80 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,166 Professor, do you want to play cards this evening? 81 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,167 No, I retire at 8.30 sharp! I have things to do! 82 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,971 - Goodbye, Marcello. - Goodbye. 83 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,941 Don't be caught, the world is teeming with Ginas! 84 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,777 - What? - Teeming, teeming! 85 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,313 Teeming, teeming... 86 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,314 Believe me, the more he sees, the better. 87 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,917 If it was up to men, they'd want to see everything, everything! 88 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,122 Yes, Mom. 89 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,123 As for the volumes, then, nobody likes studying, 90 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:36,159 but there are some volumes I'm sure men would study night and day! 91 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,198 - Mom! - What did I say? 92 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,868 - There he is! - Will he notice my new dress? 93 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,869 Of course! Don't worry! 94 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:01,186 Good evening. 95 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,187 Good evening. 96 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,167 Good evening! Come on, sit down. 97 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,168 These need to be eaten hot. They were made especially for you! 98 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:22,305 Ah... 99 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,276 This evening I'm not very hungry. I think I'd rather not eat. 100 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,481 What's wrong? Are you ill? 101 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:32,451 - I don't know. - Have you got a temperature? 102 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,986 No, thank you, there's nothing wrong. 103 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,955 - I'm fine. - He's just a bit weak. 104 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,956 But it's when you feel down, you need to eat to get your strength back. 105 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:46,229 - What is this stuff? - Ravioli. 106 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,302 In this heat... 107 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,293 What's this? 108 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:18,294 Roast chicken and nice mixed greens. 109 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,567 Chicken! 110 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:25,568 Roast chicken in this heat? 111 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,361 Now try this and see how good it is. 112 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,202 And... what's this? 113 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,170 Sole "alla mugnaia". 114 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,439 Fish... 115 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,440 after the chicken? 116 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,014 And now what would you like? 117 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,486 Let's see if I can guess. 118 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,555 A nice ice cream, with this heat! 119 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,424 An ice cream? But I'm not hungry today. 120 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,327 But since you enjoyed supper so much, I'll let you in on a secret. 121 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,328 It was Gina who made everything, she has hands of gold, that girl! 122 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:31,367 Did you like this wine? There's another bottle here. 123 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,173 It's Lambrusco from Sorbara. 124 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,174 It was the one my husband liked. You know what he said? 125 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:41,210 "Neither soft nor sharp, Lambrusco's my carafe!" 126 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,082 Good, eh? 127 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,083 Here's the ice-cream Gina made. She's very good. Watch. Be careful. 128 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,529 She's a treasure, she even knows how to embroider. 129 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,499 Oh! 130 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,500 And to finish the night off, you know what we'll do? 131 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,244 - It was good. - Yes. 132 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,245 Now we'll have a nice game of cards, "tressette" with a dummy! 133 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,987 Er... no! 134 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,988 I'm not playing "tressette" with a dummy, it scares me. Good night. 135 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,498 He's a monster! He didn't even look at me! 136 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,034 And I was worried the dress was too much! 137 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,403 Don't be discouraged, he's mad for you. 138 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,404 That's why he's doing this, he's defending himself, but keep going. 139 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:45,074 They wanted to put me in a cage! They'll never put me in a cage! 140 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,678 I'm a rock! They've no chance! 141 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,948 They want to get to me through my stomach! Ravioli, huh! 142 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,119 I'd eat six plates of ravioli right now! 143 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,589 Well, maybe not right now, but tomorrow I would! 144 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,293 And the day after as well! A whole life of ravioli, 145 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,294 but getting to me through my stomach, never! 146 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,333 You're a monster! 147 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,069 That's what you are! A selfish egoist! 148 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,070 That poor girl put on a new dress for you, for you alone! 149 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,141 She was waiting for a sign, a word, and you didn't even look at her! 150 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,577 What would a tiny little compliment have cost you? 151 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,581 You'd have made her happy. 152 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,582 Hey, are you mad? Who cares? Why make her happy 153 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,020 when she wants to entrap you? 154 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,021 No way! Hard and cruel like a rock! 155 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:11,627 - Oh, it's you... - Excuse me... 156 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,775 Oh, God bless you, children! This is the happiest day of my life! 157 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,148 - Madam, I can explain... - There's nothing to explain! 158 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,816 From now on you can call me Mom! 159 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,786 - Your daughter and I... - I knew you were madly in love! 160 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,787 - Madam, you're wrong! - Marry her! 161 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,826 Me? Never! 162 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,827 Long live the happy couple! 163 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,399 Light of your mother's life! 164 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,777 The irony of traditions! 165 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,778 I throw rice so as not to shed tears! 166 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,132 That's it done! 167 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,668 Now you can play "tressette" with a dummy! 168 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,669 Did you get that amusing double meaning? 169 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,540 "Tressette" with a dummy! 170 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,876 And I'm free! Free at last! 171 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,116 At the end of the trial of Marcello Polidori, 172 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,786 accused of killing one Giulio Parodi on the evening of last April 21st 173 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,126 and of having hidden his body, the District Attorney, 174 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,230 having examined the irrefutable evidence against the accused 175 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,169 rendered by witnesses... 176 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,170 This is going to take a while. I've a lot to do, my train leaves at 9. 177 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:04,209 - I'm leaving at 9 too. - You going to see your wife? 178 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,210 What wife? I met this Swedish girl! With all due respect, your honor. 179 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,750 That never happens to me. How did you meet her? 180 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,220 Just by chance. She's passing through. 181 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,921 What's she like? What's she like? 182 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,922 Swedish! Bloody hell, she's Swedish! With all due respect. 183 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,360 They seem icy, but inside they're on fire! 184 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,496 You have to live these things to fully understand them. 185 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,435 Lucky you with your Finn! 186 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:31,769 - Swede. - Swede. 187 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,770 Over to the defense. 188 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,343 Gentlemen of the court, firstly, before anything else, 189 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,347 I want to underline the peculiarity 190 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,785 of this trial and draw your... 191 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,786 When this one starts, he never stops. 192 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,923 In far-off 1715, the judiciary... 193 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,730 Instead, tonight, I'm on the train with my wife. 194 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,731 - Where are you going? - Family holiday, dear judge. 195 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,335 I know the timetable already. The usual drink for my uric acid... 196 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,439 the usual big meal that brings it back... 197 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,778 the usual cigar to help with the digestion... 198 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,779 the usual argument with my wife that ruins it... 199 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,516 ...Has to be connected... 200 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,517 No, attorney, that's enough! We're not connecting anything. Enough? 201 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,622 - Yes! - Wrap it up. 202 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,292 Well, I appeal to the court. 203 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,293 Well done! 204 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,294 Your honor... who's defending me, then? 205 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,932 My dear friend, be good! 206 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,601 Hey! Your honor! Attorney! 207 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,602 We'll retire to prepare the sentence. 208 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,339 - You prepare for the Norwegian. - Swede, Swede. 209 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,409 Swede. 210 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,410 Think of the vegetable. 211 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,649 - What was that gesture? - Sweden! Sweden's come in! 212 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,587 The blonde on the right or the left? 213 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,957 - The left. - She's the Dane? 214 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,658 Swede. 215 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,327 - Swede. - Yes. 216 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,328 Bloody hell! She hasn't managed to get rid of her friend! 217 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,031 Your honor, with all due respect, it's a shame you have to leave, 218 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,637 because otherwise I'd have asked you to sacrifice yourself for me... 219 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,638 assuming that keeping Ingrid company can be considered a sacrifice! 220 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,344 I see you wouldn't have minded. 221 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,647 - But you're kidding? - Have I offended you? 222 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,718 She's my type! 223 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,719 But you have to leave. 224 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,656 Unfortunately... at 9. And it's a train that leaves on time. 225 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,593 - Why don't you leave tomorrow? - Hey, you don't know my wife. 226 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,366 She wouldn't put off our departure for any reason! 227 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,367 - Let her leave on her own. - I wish! 228 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,437 I wish! 229 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,905 It's not easy. 230 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,807 - Your honor... - Yes? 231 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,808 - If I may, the trial... - What, the trial? 232 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,646 No, if we manage to drag the trial out a bit, 233 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,915 keep it going till 9. 15... 234 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,517 - Till? - Of course! 235 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,518 And I tell my wife to wait for me on the train, 236 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,621 and then when the time comes... she leaves on her own. 237 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,860 And you join her tomorrow. 238 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,861 But dragging the trial out till this evening won't be easy. 239 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:16,065 Recall the defense lawyer. If we let him, he'll speak till New Year's. 240 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,437 Good idea. 241 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,438 Good idea! 242 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,575 Yes... yes... 243 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:27,512 - Zatopec! - Zatopec! 244 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,513 Call the defense lawyer immediately and tell him the trial is continuing. 245 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,618 Let's hear what the accused has to say in his defense! 246 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,723 What? I thought we'd reached the sentence. 247 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,360 There's time, there's time. And I'm amazed at you, Mr District Attorney! 248 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,534 A judge's first duty is to uncover the truth. 249 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,535 - Let's hear the accused. - But the defense lawyer has gone. 250 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,939 Don't worry about that! 251 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,940 The assistant judge has pointed out a serious procedural mistake to me. 252 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:02,380 We can't have errors committed here. 253 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,381 If we have to continue until, I don't know, 9, 9. 15, at the latest, 254 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,921 whatever, everything has to be cleared up. 255 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,922 - We have to talk here. The accused. - I'm innocent! 256 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,960 No, no, we're doing all this... 257 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,895 - For you. - Obviously. 258 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,064 I mean, my dear boy, you're monotonous. 259 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:23,065 You realize you've done nothing but repeat the same thing for two hours? 260 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,635 You think two words will get you off, "I'm innocent", "I'm innocent"? 261 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,407 We're not short of time. You can speak. 262 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,943 Talk, relax... 263 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,412 don't worry about being verbose. 264 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,413 You can even start from your childhood. 265 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,817 - Is that not a bit much? - No. 266 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,818 The very day of my wedding, my eyes were opened 267 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,123 and I understood right away what kind of woman my wife was. 268 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,461 After the ceremony, the shouts and applause 269 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,462 had given me the impression in that moment of being someone important. 270 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:57,001 I was no longer a youngster, I was a husband. 271 00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,002 And in fact for this reason I was promptly pushed to one side. 272 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,639 No member of my new family, none of the people I knew 273 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,911 seemed to pay me the slightest attention. 274 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,213 I seemed like an intruder there. 275 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,214 The only attention I got was an elbow from my mother-in-law. 276 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,021 You, Marcello! 277 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,457 You've ended up under the yoke. 278 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,458 Only a few of us are left to defend the flag of freedom! 279 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,862 But why, why are you so weak? 280 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,167 Why don't you understand you lend your heart out but not give it away? 281 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,937 Certainly, I'd never have imagined that my wife had so many friends. 282 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,143 There! 283 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,079 There she is there, your Gina! 284 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,080 I really started to worry I'd have to spend my time off for the wedding 285 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,651 waiting for everyone to kiss the bride! 286 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,089 Come on, come on, a bit of discretion! 287 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,090 Calm down, don't crowd in like that or you'll suffocate her! 288 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,594 There's plenty for everyone! Don't push! Line up like little soldiers! 289 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:01,832 No! 290 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,168 Not them! 291 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,870 Don't worry! 292 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,738 Here's Gianni! 293 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,739 Now it's your turn. 294 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,946 Now it's Gianni's turn. 295 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,947 Go on, go on! 296 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,550 And just as well there was only one regiment in the town! 297 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,958 And so we left on our so-called honeymoon. 298 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,959 A bitter moon it was, your honor, a bitter moon! 299 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,897 I wasn't expecting this. 300 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,898 Your honor, you're listening to his rubbish? 301 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:39,070 What was he surprised at? Everyone kissing the bride? 302 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,071 What do I care about the bride? I didn't think Ingrid was so endowed! 303 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,009 ...With others, your honor, not with me, 304 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,581 me, her legitimate spouse. 305 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,582 We expect Nordic types to be long-limbed, but instead... 306 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,222 Long-limbed, yes, but rounded. 307 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,223 The accused should get to the point, we don't want his memoirs! 308 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,027 Do you hear that? Why doesn't he mind his own business? 309 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,197 What is this mania for rushing things, 310 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,068 this hurry to get to the point? 311 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:14,069 I sense there's something unhealthy behind this that I don't like. 312 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,876 If we have to spin it out till 9! 313 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,878 Have the accused talk about his honeymoon. 314 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,814 Yes, let's hear from the accused about his honeymoon. 315 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,117 What do we care about the accused's honeymoon? 316 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,118 - He really wants to wreck the trial. - The accused may continue. 317 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,255 You understand, your honor, I did my military service at Belluno, 318 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,925 but Gina said she knew nothing of the world. She and her mother are liars! 319 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,029 Naturally, she knew the world much better than me. 320 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,032 I'm not a millionaire, I never have been and I might never be, 321 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,303 but all my savings, all my sacrifices were meant to go to realizing 322 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,741 and crowning this wonderful dream. 323 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:53,742 It's a quiet place, nobody we know goes there. 324 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,648 The orchestra is excellent. 325 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,216 - Is it dear? - Yes. 326 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,752 - Well, then... - But it's worth it. 327 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,387 - Yes? - Your honor. 328 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,057 And I never offered my friends cigarettes. 329 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,892 "Think of your honeymoon," I said to myself. 330 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,893 "By having a cigarette today, you could deprive your spouse tomorrow 331 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,098 "of a top hotel, a nightclub, a bottle of champagne..." 332 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,099 What bottle of champagne? This is a pack of lies, your honor! 333 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,170 It was anything but champagne! 334 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:39,722 He took advantage of the honeymoon to go to a convention of Alpine troops. 335 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:44,059 Just think, your honor, me, a few hours married, 336 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,831 at a convention of Alpine troops! 337 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,832 Hey, there, comrades! 338 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,770 Come on! How are you doing? 339 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,675 - Cheers! - Here's to all of you! 340 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,877 Bloody hell, what a racket! 341 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,979 Come here, these are all friends! 342 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,980 They're drunk, drink like fish but they're hard as nails! 343 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,018 Oh, look who's there! 344 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,987 Hey, Marcello! 345 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:12,988 - Hey, there! - Marcello's here! 346 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:22,197 Let's go! Let's go! We're all here! 347 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,874 - We're all here! - We're still drinking wine! 348 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,261 Rascals! 349 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,102 - Where have you been all this time? - In my village. 350 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,940 He's mad! Are you still a builder? 351 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,411 No, I work in a deli! 352 00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:09,246 Good heavens! 353 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:11,382 He's a fly one! 354 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:14,383 - Did you bring some salami? - No, I brought a lovely wife! 355 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,155 Good heavens! That tops the lot! 356 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,925 - And is she cute? - Of course! Have a look! 357 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,926 Come here! Come here! 358 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,435 She's good-looking! Do you like her? 359 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,304 Give her something to drink! 360 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,305 May she drink like an Alpine soldier! 361 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,243 One moment. Listen to me, everyone. We need a toast to the bride! 362 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,484 Let's stand up. Let's sing... 363 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,485 We're Alpine and we like wine! 364 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,921 It doesn't matter! 365 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,528 Cheers! 366 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,834 - Toni, give her a sardine. - You don't have to drink it. 367 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,870 See if she eats it. No, she doesn't want to eat it. 368 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,441 Drink, then! Drink! 369 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:46,310 Wine is good for you! 370 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,311 - An Alpine bride! - It's too strong. 371 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:51,181 She says it's strong! 372 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:53,083 MINERAL WATER 373 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,886 An Alpine bride who can't drink! A disgrace! 374 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,422 - Can you give me some? - She drinks water! 375 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,891 - Unfaithful wife. - On you go, drink up. 376 00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:03,892 It's strong this water! 377 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:08,063 - What is that? - Grappa! 378 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:11,934 Grappa! 379 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,179 Rosina! 380 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,615 Now let's play the slap game. 381 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,450 Come here! 382 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,953 Stand like that and no looking. 383 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,487 On three. 384 00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:33,223 One, two... 385 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,426 and three! 386 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,427 Have you gone mad? 387 00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:42,564 Oh, I don't feel well What a laugh! 388 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:46,303 Hey, hey! 389 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,672 Let's all go outside now and kick up a row. 390 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:51,275 - Let's go! - Come on! 391 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,276 Marcello! Let's go outside. 392 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,490 That's not true! I've never been to a meeting of Alpine troops! 393 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,028 You made me spend my wedding night with them! 394 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:14,029 One, two, three. One, two, three. This is a waltz rhythm. 395 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,402 - One, two, three. One, two, three. - Understand? 396 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,336 Yes. 397 00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:22,337 Then, for the hesitation, you remember those lessons on TV? 398 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,674 Yes. 399 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,675 Slow, slow, quick. Slow, slow, quick. 400 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:28,979 Slow, slow, quick. 401 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,382 This woman is lying and she knows it! 402 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:34,218 You're a liar, you liar! Monster! 403 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,219 I wouldn't want, being the size I am, in the hesitation... 404 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,957 I wouldn't want to, how can I put it, lose the elegance of the movement, 405 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,195 that slow, slow, quick, slow, slow, quick. 406 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:48,196 Don't worry, the lights in the nightclub are very low. 407 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,100 What matters is that you take the lady, hold her close, 408 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:55,170 letting her feel your presence, and then you sway rhythmically. 409 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,014 Well, your honor, what do you say? 410 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,582 Well... Judge? 411 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,583 Doesn't it seem strange all this movement of people all of a sudden? 412 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,756 What are we doing? Night is falling. 413 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,757 What do you mean, night? It's only 3. 15! 414 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,760 No, can we not let the accused give his side of the story? 415 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,268 Your honor! 416 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,369 Your honor! 417 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,370 Your wife called to see if you'd be long. 418 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,674 She's closing the trunk... 419 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,675 Will we be long? We'll be long. Time passes really slowly here. 420 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,649 Nothing, tell her things are dragging on here. 421 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,118 It's not an easy trial. 422 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:44,119 Your honor, I have lots of other things to say, interesting things. 423 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,592 Speak, feel free to speak, 424 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:51,593 calmly and without haste. We're here to listen. 425 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,065 When I got back from honeymoon, 426 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,066 and set foot for the first time in that house as a married man, 427 00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,738 I almost felt happy. 428 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,739 I thought my mother-in-law, with her kindness and experience of marriage, 429 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,644 would have done all she could 430 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:10,645 to resolve the problems that had arisen during that bitter holiday. 431 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:15,517 - Oh, Mommy! - Oh, my daughter, at last! 432 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,322 I missed you so much all this time! 433 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:21,323 Oh, my darling baby, your mom was thinking about you so much. 434 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,328 Mom, why weren't you with me? If I'd known... 435 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:27,329 I was with you all the time in spirit, dear! 436 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,367 - I'm here! - Don't you cry! I'm here now! 437 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:35,539 I'll tell you all about it. 438 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,540 Tell me everything but not now in front of outsiders! 439 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,746 Calm down, treasure, calm down. 440 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:45,349 I don't think I am an outsider! 441 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,851 I'm the husband, you know! 442 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,454 You're trying to be cheeky too! 443 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,656 Oh, but don't worry, my little honey! 444 00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,657 Now your mommy will defend you, life of my life! 445 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,294 Who knows what you've done to my poor little kitten? 446 00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,566 What are you made of? 447 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:05,302 Is there nothing bothering you? 448 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,303 Yeah, I'm a bit hungry. 449 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,741 All he ever thinks about is eating! 450 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,742 Don't pay any attention to him! Are you hungry, dear? 451 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,313 - Not at all. - Well, no supper tonight. 452 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,249 You sleep much better on an empty stomach. 453 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,651 - But I... - Shut up! 454 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,652 Come, treasure, come to your mommy! 455 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,822 I'll make you a coffee, light of my life. 456 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,506 Good night, Mommy. 457 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:48,210 You sleep better on an empty stomach. 458 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,268 Excuse me. 459 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,905 Excuse me, Mom, I got it wrong. Good night. 460 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,922 - Who are you? - Get out of here! 461 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,923 How dare you? You rascal! 462 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,763 There's a man asleep in my room, snoring! 463 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,798 - Yes, I know. - Who is he? 464 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:43,934 Mr Parodi. 465 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,502 - What's he doing? - Sleeping. 466 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:46,870 Why's he in my bed? 467 00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:49,806 Mr Parodi is the new lodger. 468 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:52,807 So where are Gina and I supposed to sleep tonight? 469 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:53,977 Here. 470 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,545 Ah... 471 00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:58,315 and you, Mommy, where will you go to sleep tonight? 472 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,784 Here, obviously. 473 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:03,654 What a funny Mommy! "I'll sleep here"! 474 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,490 - I'm not joking! - What? 475 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,225 You're not? What do you mean? 476 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:11,226 That tonight you'll sleep in this bed with Gina and I, all together? 477 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,398 - Yes! - Gina! 478 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,399 What is it? What do you want? What are you shouting for? 479 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,502 You know what Mom expects? To sleep in the bed... 480 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,707 Mom in bed with us! 481 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:26,410 Yes, Mommy sleeps with us, so what? 482 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:29,411 But Mommy in bed with us, Mommy... Mommy... in the bed! 483 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:34,316 Can't you think of the sacrifice I'm making sleeping here with you? 484 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:38,789 The brute wants to kill me! 485 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,790 Murderer! He'd be capable of putting me in a home! 486 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:44,695 But you won't let him, will you, my daughter? 487 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,030 Oh, Mommy! 488 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,031 Oh, Mommy dearest, how could you even think such a thing? 489 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,469 - Don't cry, please, Mommy! - Don't force me out! 490 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,007 I'm not sleeping here! I'll never sleep here ever, ever, ever! 491 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:04,946 And in effect, your honor, I didn't sleep a wink all night. 492 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,896 The next morning, I got up early. 493 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:54,931 A new life was beginning for me, 494 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:57,932 full of duties and new responsibilities. 495 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,339 INSTRUCTIONS 496 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:01,456 DO NOT DISTURB BEFORE 8 O'CLOCK 497 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:13,067 What do you want? Come in! 498 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:18,006 Here I am, breakfast is ready. 499 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:47,502 Next time, buy me T-shirts two sizes bigger. 500 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:51,875 - What are you doing? Come here. - Yes, sir. 501 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,876 Move! 502 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:01,149 What is this stuff? 503 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,653 A fried egg... 504 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:06,654 I can't stand fried eggs! 505 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:10,525 All right, from tomorrow I won't fry. We'll make a sabayon, all right? 506 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,532 - Hang on, young man! - Yes, sir? 507 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:17,234 About last night... 508 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,170 don't ever try to get into my bed again, all right? 509 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:23,006 If you do, I'll strangle you and tear you apart! 510 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,941 There are some weaknesses I can't accept! 511 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:27,942 I destroy people like you! Understand? 512 00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:29,579 - Yes, sir. - Get lost now. 513 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,248 Goodbye. 514 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,249 Marcello, the coffee! 515 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:55,203 Good morning! How's the new husband? 516 00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:58,339 - I can't complain. - You're the exception, then. 517 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:01,876 No, I mean I can't complain or else they hit me. 518 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,580 - On the head? - No, not on the head... 519 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,950 They're careful with the head or else they'd hurt themselves. 520 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:11,921 Don't be bad, Professor! 521 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,922 Just you wait a while and you'll see what happens! 522 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,894 No, Professor, my Gina... 523 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:20,895 she's a bit free with her hands but not those things. 524 00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:23,166 I don't want to alarm you any sooner than necessary. 525 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,035 - Good morning, Professor. - Good morning. 526 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,036 See, Marcello, I'm a bachelor and so I'm prey for women... 527 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:32,173 but the poor things don't know they're puppets in my hands. 528 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,911 I'm the love of an hour, a day, a week at the most, not any longer. 529 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:42,684 Oh, I'm sorry, Professor, I have to go. I'm late. 530 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:46,220 On you go, young slave! Go! 531 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:51,292 - Good morning, Professor. - Good morning. 532 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:55,930 Does this seem like the time to come to work? It's great, eh? 533 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,202 You like being nice and warm next to your wife? 534 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:02,203 They're spoiling you in that house, you good-for-nothing! 535 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,208 Come on, I've been waiting half an hour! 536 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:06,309 One moment. What do you want? 537 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:09,310 100 grams of rancid mortadella for my husband. 538 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,847 The professor was right. I'd become a slave. 539 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,385 Liar! 540 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:16,753 - Megaera! - Monster! 541 00:39:16,754 --> 00:39:18,988 - Harpy! - Murderer! - Viper! 542 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,989 I'll tell it all and they'll hang you in the end! Delinquent! 543 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,929 I'm starting to suspect something. 544 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,930 Yes? That the accused is guilty? 545 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,301 What do I care about the accused? 546 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,237 Look down there at what's happening among the public. 547 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,272 - Where? - There, that guy. 548 00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:38,208 - Who? - That beanpole there! 549 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,343 Don't you think he's taking advantage? 550 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:43,344 Oh, no... 551 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:47,083 Yes, that's what it looks like. 552 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:48,985 He's a bit pushy. 553 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,986 - These Italians are terrible! - No... 554 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,959 - You know what I'll do? - What will you do? 555 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,960 - I'll clear the court. - No, no, no, no! 556 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,464 They'd be forced out into the corridor as well. 557 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:04,000 Are we going to hear this witness or not? 558 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:06,970 Ah! Do you want to hear this witness, your honor? 559 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:09,971 - Of course! That's why we're here! - That's why we're here! 560 00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:13,107 Let the witness come forward! Let the witness come forward! 561 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,278 Let's hear what she has to tell us. 562 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:18,279 I want to confirm first of all what my daughter said. 563 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,916 It's false, wholly false this scoundrel's story! 564 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,420 He spoke of poor Mr Parodi as though he were a gorilla, 565 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,291 as though he were a terrible being. 566 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,292 And instead Mr Parodi was an affable man, 567 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:35,463 tiny, maybe even too small, 568 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:38,499 but he had a big heart, a noble, generous soul! 569 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:43,471 He was a delicate and sensitive creature 570 00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:46,507 who brought to our house, that had been made vulgar by my son-in-law, 571 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,845 a breath of poetry. To sum up, Mr Parodi was a handsome young man. 572 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,357 Oh, how lovely! 573 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:04,358 - Wait till you hear it sing! - What lovely flowers! 574 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,829 - They smell wonderful. - I brought them for you. 575 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:10,834 For me? Thank you, but there was no need. 576 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:13,835 - It's a pleasure, a duty, almost. - A duty? Why? 577 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:17,338 - Beauty demands homage! - Thank you. 578 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:20,410 What a noble soul you have. 579 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:23,411 Your ancestors must have been knights of the crusade! 580 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:26,514 Oh, no, my only military ancestor was an infantry sergeant. 581 00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,786 - Really? - And only in the reserves. 582 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:32,522 Here, Madam, my contribution to the victuals. 583 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,523 Oh, "the victuals"! It's so obvious you're an educated person, 584 00:41:38,395 --> 00:41:41,297 and, what's more, punctual like clockwork! 585 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:44,298 But you neglect yourself. Why did you not have your coffee this morning? 586 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:49,103 What can I do? I only take it on Sundays. 587 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,510 I wouldn't want to take advantage. 588 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,511 No, dear sir, you are too good! 589 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,581 Can't you see how the world is today? 590 00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:01,184 My son-in-law has no talent, 591 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,185 but today he'd like to join the village band. 592 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,321 Please, Mr Parodi, can you teach him something even if it's not worth it? 593 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:11,092 Gladly, but every time I try he sticks my head in the trombone 594 00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:14,264 and gives it a blast! 595 00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:16,199 Don't pay any attention! He's such a joker! 596 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,501 I know, I know he's a bit of a scamp, 597 00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:21,502 but last time he gave me two bumps that took six million... 598 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,241 Oh, Mr Parodi, don't exaggerate now! 599 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:28,242 ...Units of penicillin. 600 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,347 Let's see if you recognize this theme. 601 00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:34,317 Yes, but only for two minutes because my employers are coming back. 602 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:37,318 All right, you ready? 603 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,126 - What is it? - Nel Blu Depinto Di Blu! 604 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:46,127 No! Reginella Campagnola. Go! 605 00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,401 - Right, are you ready now? - Yes. 606 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,402 Ready... 607 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,511 Er... 608 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:03,079 - Go! - Wait! 609 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,080 Come on! Bloody hell, come on! 610 00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:09,550 How many times do I need to tell you to get up only if you know it? 611 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,056 - You're a stubborn one! - But I do know it! 612 00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:16,057 Well, say it, then! 613 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,262 Nel Blu Depinto Di Blu! 614 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,898 No! Signorinella Pallida. 615 00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:24,133 You're all the same! 616 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,134 Tomorrow, bring me a bottle of Sidol to polish the trombone. 617 00:43:28,138 --> 00:43:31,138 Lunch is ready. We can eat whenever you like. 618 00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:33,977 Here we eat when I say so! 619 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:36,379 Serve me out here first, then you lot eat! 620 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,380 - Yes, dear, don't upset yourself. - And hurry up! 621 00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:53,429 "So just as Carlotta 622 00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:56,399 "hurt the young Werther, 623 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,400 "your countenance, o woman, my heart..." 624 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:03,070 Stop it with all these poems! I've had enough! What a pain! 625 00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:07,241 Poems all the time, every day! 626 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:10,277 I don't like poems! 627 00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:13,516 Mmm! 628 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:16,517 You like your stew, eh? 629 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,721 Very much. 630 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:21,658 I haven't tried it, but I imagine it's good. 631 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,659 There, you imagine and I'll eat it! 632 00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:27,997 And you two without a conscience! 633 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,400 Are you wanting to hurt this poor little man, 634 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:33,136 giving him all this stuff when he's so small? 635 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:35,471 But I'd already brought you your lunch... 636 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:37,607 But now I want to eat a lot more! 637 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,608 Oh, Mr Parodi, that poem of yours was beautiful. 638 00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:44,211 You were saying you'd written another. Why not read it to us? 639 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,348 Really, I'm grateful, but I don't know... if I can. 640 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,319 - Oh, please! - On you go! 641 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,320 You nourish yourself on poetry! I'll do it with the stew! 642 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:02,365 One moment. 643 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,366 Close your eyes and open your mouth. 644 00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:10,237 Now open your eyes and close your mouth. 645 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:15,778 It's called The Angelic Woman. 646 00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,779 "I admire you always, I dream and I see you. Without you..." 647 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:22,149 - May I? - Of course. 648 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:23,586 Thank you. 649 00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:26,587 Mr Parodi, where do you find the inspiration? 650 00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:29,659 Hey, will you have a little wine? 651 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,660 Yes, thank you very much. I have a very dry throat. 652 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,765 There... No! 653 00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:38,766 You don't drink unless you eat, so I'll drink it. 654 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,472 Please, go on with your poem. 655 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:45,473 "I admire you always, I dream and I see you. 656 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:49,143 "Without you, I can't live. Without you..." 657 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:52,415 Excuse me, could I have a glass of water? 658 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,050 But of course! 659 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:56,285 Keep reading meantime. 660 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:59,286 A bit of poetry is just what's needed. It brings us together. 661 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,358 Me? 662 00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:04,794 Together with him? 663 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:07,795 Someone who reads at the table instead of eating is bad-mannered! 664 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:11,098 I'm going to polish my trombone. 665 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,710 "At your feet, I compose a madrigal, 666 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:23,711 "a stornello, a sonnet, a love poem, a snack..." 667 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,183 A snack? 668 00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:29,519 Who said snack? 669 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,420 - You! - I said sonnet. 670 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,589 Please continue! 671 00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:36,590 "I admire you and I tremble for you, angelic woman, 672 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:40,863 "forced to live in a cage. 673 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,599 "And it seems the ferocious tyrant, 674 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,536 "unaware of ardent transports, 675 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:49,338 "the romantic accents, the sharp torments 676 00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:51,507 "of a heart that loves in return, 677 00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:54,508 "o sweet, divine love. 678 00:46:54,778 --> 00:46:57,778 "O love, so long distracted, satisfy me, calm..." 679 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,823 No, no, this is all false! What little guy, what poet, 680 00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:11,828 what delicate soul? 681 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,829 Parodi was a monster, a man possessed, a heavyweight! 682 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:18,265 Calm down, Mr Parodi's weight is irrelevant to the trial. 683 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:22,603 How's it irrelevant? Parodi was as big as the presiding judge! 684 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,808 - He'll have been 100kg or more! - Young man... 685 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:28,809 Young man! Try to moderate your language! 686 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:33,214 Yes, your honor. Excuse me, your honor. 687 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:36,450 Does the witness confirm the description she gave of the victim? 688 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,221 Of course! 689 00:47:38,222 --> 00:47:40,323 Just as well the Swedes don't speak Italian! 690 00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:43,324 The image these cheapskate accused create for us! 691 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:46,627 Don't worry, Nordic women prefer sturdy beefcake kind of men. 692 00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:52,499 - Sure? - Look at how I imposed myself! 693 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,704 And who could take our place? 694 00:47:57,307 --> 00:48:00,276 - No, they're taking our place. - Why? 695 00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:03,179 They're shoving us aside! Look at that beanpole. 696 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,882 He even called his friend to join the party. 697 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,817 - Really? - Yes. 698 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:10,818 His friend? This is too much. 699 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:13,821 I'm innocent! I didn't do anything! 700 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,425 I'll clear the court. 701 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:18,361 Not a good idea. 702 00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:21,362 Not a good idea because they'd go into the corridor too, 703 00:48:21,465 --> 00:48:23,799 and we couldn't keep an eye on the party. 704 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,669 - Well, then? - Let me deal with it. 705 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:29,670 The witness can sit. 706 00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:33,274 - Zatopec! - Yes, your honor? 707 00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:45,519 Please, young ladies, come through. 708 00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:10,511 Right now, let's get on. 709 00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:13,847 Let's hear what the accused has to say in reply. 710 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:16,652 - I'm innocent! - You said that already! 711 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:17,687 And he's saying it again! 712 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:20,688 Even though we still haven't found the body of the poor victim, 713 00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:22,992 we have convincing evidence against you. 714 00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:25,993 What do I have to say? I didn't kill anyone, I didn't hide any body... 715 00:49:27,264 --> 00:49:29,665 - I'm innocent! - Oh, really? 716 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:32,666 What are these, then? 717 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:36,403 Two bloodstained daggers 718 00:49:36,406 --> 00:49:38,908 that were found in your suitcase. 719 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:41,610 Ah, those knives? Those ones? 720 00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:44,480 I'm supposed to have killed with them? Don't even talk about them! 721 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,481 No, no... we need to speak about them. We have to speak about them... 722 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,954 lots. 723 00:49:51,955 --> 00:49:54,757 It's 6 o'clock. 724 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:56,726 All right... 725 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,727 all this began the morning when the beast said he wanted a new job... 726 00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:04,365 He asked me to help him. I didn't want to, but I couldn't say no. 727 00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:08,402 He'd decided he wanted to be a knife-thrower. 728 00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:11,605 I suggested he should be an acrobat, but he said it was too dangerous, 729 00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:15,042 unlike throwing knives... 730 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,314 I've almost become an expert, eh? 731 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,315 Now, though, I want to try one with my eyes closed! 732 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,956 Another knife! 733 00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:29,957 This one didn't work, shame. 734 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,028 But this time I want to try with two knives. 735 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:37,398 - No, not with two knives! - It's more entertaining with two. 736 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:40,536 - I've never managed it. - No? 737 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,406 - It's very difficult. - Listen, please... 738 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:46,407 Let me go through there. I have to get you 6 new T-shirts that I hid. 739 00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:50,344 I got them already. And I told you I wanted them bigger. 740 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:53,347 Well, I'll go and change them and be right back. 741 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,583 - Let me go, I won't be long. - Come on, don't move! 742 00:50:56,853 --> 00:50:59,853 I might make a mistake and I don't like the sight of blood. 743 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,795 I nearly lost an ear! 744 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,464 And this was just the first in a series of incidents. 745 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:10,666 Someone even tried to eat me. 746 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,902 - Good morning, Mr Tocci. - Good morning, madam. 747 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,937 What do you want today, Valentino? 748 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:17,938 What do you want today, the usual chocolates? Well, Valentino? 749 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:22,142 - Do you want chocolates? - No, I want an Easter egg! 750 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:25,081 - But it's not the season. - Yes, it is, there's one. 751 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,082 I want that Easter egg, that one, that one! 752 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:36,890 My only outlet, the only thing that helped me survive that miserable life 753 00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:41,428 was music. My faithful friend was the trombone 754 00:51:41,798 --> 00:51:44,166 that I always kept polished and clean. 755 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,969 I really wanted to join the village band, 756 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:49,004 even just as a substitute. 757 00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:51,073 Unfortunately, I had to keep an eye on the pots, 758 00:51:51,074 --> 00:51:54,074 so I didn't have much time to practice. 759 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:57,644 Shut up, you! How can you think of playing that thing? 760 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,916 Don't even bother, understand? 761 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:03,419 - Give me another 100 lira. - Here you are. 762 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:06,420 Watch carefully, nothing here, nothing here, yet... 763 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:11,458 That's extraordinary! What a wonderful trick! 764 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,729 - But how did you do it? - Will I do it again? 765 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:14,864 Of course! 766 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,466 Even a child could have understood that idiotic trick, 767 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:20,467 but her coquetry made her blind. 768 00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:21,770 Look! 769 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:24,771 He put it in his pocket, stupid! 770 00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:28,075 Too many things were ending up in the hands of that beast! 771 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:31,211 My happiness too had been crushed in those great hands. 772 00:52:32,716 --> 00:52:35,716 Yes, very much! You really are an exceptional man. 773 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,754 Give me 100 lira and I'll show you a new trick. 774 00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:41,557 - I'm sorry, I don't have any more. - Get some from your husband. 775 00:52:41,558 --> 00:52:44,558 - That way he won't waste them. - Marcello! 776 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,895 Marcello, I'm talking to you. Give me some change. 777 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,566 It's a while since I had any money. 778 00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:53,567 What? You don't even have 200 or 300 lira in your pocket? 779 00:52:53,737 --> 00:52:56,505 - Who'd give me money? - He can't stand me. 780 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,807 He says he doesn't have any money because he doesn't want us to play. 781 00:52:58,808 --> 00:53:00,509 He's jealous! 782 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,510 You're jealous? Really? You don't respect me any more! 783 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,582 - Give me the money! - I've only got 80 lire. 784 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:09,583 I have to buy Sidol to polish my trombone. 785 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:12,653 You don't want to embarrass me in front of our guest! Give me it! 786 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,191 Give me the money! 787 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:18,192 Right now, come on! Miser! 788 00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:23,065 Here we are. 789 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:26,066 It's too small, I don't know if I'll be able to do it. 790 00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:29,603 Maybe with three. 791 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,208 Nothing here, nothing here... 792 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:36,145 There! 793 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,113 Gina! 794 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:40,115 Gina, look! 795 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:43,052 What an idea! What an idea I had! 796 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,721 Well, what do you think? 797 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,722 Isn't it wonderful? It's just the thing we needed. 798 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:52,893 We could take it to the sea and go for lots of lovely trips. 799 00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:56,565 - And you can sleep in it at night. - Me? 800 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:59,566 Of course! At least we won't have to listen to you snoring. 801 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,703 Sleep in there in the kitchen. If you're thirsty, you've got water. 802 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:08,742 This is the point we'd reached, your honor. 803 00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:11,812 They made me sleep in the kitchen in a rubber dinghy! 804 00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:15,215 I tried to console myself with the thought 805 00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:18,285 that at least there I'd have peace. 806 00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:26,629 It was a bit uncomfortable, 807 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:29,630 but I was determined to make a go of it. 808 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:39,006 Yes, I have to admit that it wasn't that bad in the end, 809 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:42,344 but I hadn't taken Parodi into consideration... 810 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:45,345 or, rather, his acidic stomach. 811 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,621 Ouch! 812 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:55,622 You wanted to trip me up, didn't you? 813 00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,954 When will you learn to cook without using garlic? 814 00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,928 I confess it crossed my mind in that moment, but then it passed. 815 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:14,002 Ouch! 816 00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:17,003 You really want to trip me up, eh? 817 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:19,975 And it was the same thing every night. 818 00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,976 He'd come four or five times and stand on my hand or foot or tummy. 819 00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:05,852 Water! 820 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:08,357 Water! 821 00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:11,358 Help! The house is sinking! 822 00:57:12,128 --> 00:57:15,128 So in order to avoid drowning I needed a trick. 823 00:59:13,516 --> 00:59:16,516 - You stupid fool! - You'll be the ruin of us! 824 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,120 Come on! How often have I told you not to smoke in bed? 825 00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:23,356 - But he never listens to anyone! - You're right, madam! 826 00:59:23,526 --> 00:59:25,193 Oh, poor thing! Come on. 827 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:28,194 The kitchen, the dinghy, the sore tummy, it's all made up! 828 00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:32,899 - Mr Parodi ate like a little bird. - Like a canary! 829 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:36,403 More like a crow, you mean, like a jackal, a prairie wolf! 830 00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:41,007 - What's that phrase in Danish? - Swedish, your honor. 831 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,280 - Eh? - Try to repeat it with me. 832 00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,992 I don't think I'll manage. 833 00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:59,993 Don't worry, just speak Italian. A man of your experience! 834 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:03,964 Then, in certain circumstances, there's a universal language! 835 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,540 Then, if by chance they don't understand, 836 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:14,541 your honor, with all due respect, may I? 837 01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:21,383 Shall we listen to the witness? 838 01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:23,418 - What witness? - What do you mean, what witness? 839 01:00:23,419 --> 01:00:26,419 That's exactly what we were talking about. The next witness, come on. 840 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:32,359 I said and I say again that Mr Parodi was a noble being, 841 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:36,029 a genuine artist, I never heard anyone play the harp like him. 842 01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:39,368 - What did he play? - The harp! 843 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:42,004 The harp? That beast? 844 01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:45,005 Your honor, this is great! That ape playing the harp! 845 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:48,276 He couldn't tell a trowel and treble clef apart! 846 01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:51,277 This is Parodi's harp! 847 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,416 - This is his harp! - He was an exquisite musician! 848 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,718 Liar, slanderer, coward! 849 01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:59,719 He was a music teacher and tried to teach him, it was a waste of time. 850 01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:02,958 This brute blew into his trombone... 851 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:05,959 - It's only 7. 15. - It's long though, isn't it? 852 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:10,030 But the wait is good for the soul. 853 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,600 But that evil being said the harp wasn't a virile instrument, 854 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:18,405 and went back to his trombone! We'd to put cotton wool in our ears, 855 01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:21,574 we'd to speak in gestures like deaf people! 856 01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:25,111 And he laughed, laughed! Luckily, on Sundays, 857 01:01:25,381 --> 01:01:28,381 Mr Parodi and I could give ourselves over to our hobby. 858 01:01:28,551 --> 01:01:31,551 I really like singing. I should have studied it... 859 01:01:32,088 --> 01:01:34,022 but then when Dad died... 860 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:37,023 I know most of the operas, more than 100 arias, 861 01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:41,094 so on Sundays Mr Parodi accompanied Mom and I to the cultural circle. 862 01:02:55,571 --> 01:02:57,739 What Avemaria? 863 01:02:57,740 --> 01:03:00,575 Do you want to know what kind of music they played 864 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:03,576 in that cultural circle, your honor? Rock'n'roll! 865 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,480 Calypso, boogie-woogie, all kinds of barbaric music! 866 01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:41,681 I found out by chance one Sunday what my wife's musical hobby really was. 867 01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:11,911 I'd gone there to demand a sacrosanct right. 868 01:04:12,248 --> 01:04:14,816 They'd locked up my trombone. 869 01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:17,719 - Yes, this was... - Excuse me. 870 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,720 I'd like my key! Why did you lock up my trombone? 871 01:04:21,824 --> 01:04:23,158 What? 872 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:26,159 My trombone is locked in his room, I want it. 873 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:29,264 - That's Mr Parodi's room. - Yes, but the trombone is mine. 874 01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:32,167 And I have the right to play it when you're out at least! 875 01:04:32,168 --> 01:04:34,269 Come on, give me the key. 876 01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:37,172 What do you say? Will we give him the key? 877 01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:40,173 - This time. There it is. - Well done, thank you. 878 01:04:40,676 --> 01:04:42,811 - You want the key? - Yes. 879 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:45,580 - You want it? - Yes. 880 01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:47,515 Hey, my key! 881 01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:50,516 Hey! 882 01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,923 - You still here? - Give me that key now! 883 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:57,692 - If you want it, you have to dance. - Me, dance? 884 01:04:57,693 --> 01:05:00,693 - Yes. - But I've never danced! 885 01:06:14,603 --> 01:06:16,438 You want the key now? 886 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:19,439 No, I don't want your key any more. Because I've already got it! 887 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:25,278 Thank you for giving my key back. 888 01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:28,281 Keep a close eye on your trombone, someone might steal that tin tube! 889 01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:32,354 My trombone isn't made of tin, sir! 890 01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:35,355 It's all English brass, a genuine Brown! 891 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,725 And do you know how much a genuine Brown costs nowadays? 892 01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:43,298 A thousand lira a dozen! 893 01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:46,299 Not any less than 50 thousand lira, sir, not any less. 894 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:19,699 - That trombone cost 50,000 lira. - At least! 895 01:07:33,349 --> 01:07:36,349 Come on, wake up a bit! 896 01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:40,422 I hope you've understood that I'm the real victim here, 897 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,124 and I'm sure you've been moved by my story. 898 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:46,125 Right, I feel the situation has been fully described by both sides. 899 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:51,431 Any further clarification would serve no purpose. 900 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,969 A plus tard! 901 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:57,970 With all due respect, your honor, "a plus tard" is French. 902 01:07:58,974 --> 01:08:01,576 Well? 903 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,577 French is the language of lovers. 904 01:08:08,951 --> 01:08:11,951 Your honor, can we bring this to a close? 905 01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:14,155 One love each. 906 01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:16,891 Your honor, it's almost 7.30. 907 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:19,561 Almost? Only! 908 01:08:19,562 --> 01:08:21,996 Almost... 909 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,865 What will we do? 910 01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:26,101 Let's have that woman talk. 911 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:29,102 - Which one? - The third one, the shop owner. 912 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:34,142 You, madam, what's your name? 913 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,478 Elvira Rossi, widow of Boni. 914 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,479 Fine, then, Madam Rossi, widow of Boni, come forward, come forward. 915 01:08:41,517 --> 01:08:43,852 Let's hear what you have to say to us, 916 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:46,853 because I imagine that you will have a lot to tell the court. 917 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:50,558 Yes, yes, your honor. 918 01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:53,559 Your honor, your wife phoned again. 919 01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:57,866 Tell her... 920 01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:00,867 to go to the station with the bags, to get on the train 921 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:04,205 and I'll join her there. 922 01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:05,440 All right. 923 01:09:05,441 --> 01:09:08,441 But instead do you know what happened? 924 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,113 This man ruined me. 925 01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:15,114 What that fool managed to do in my shop is incredible! 926 01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:20,052 I paid him to work as a shop assistant and he was a gambler. 927 01:09:21,023 --> 01:09:24,023 He'd organize the weirdest games with the excuse of increasing sales. 928 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:26,661 - Cheese betting. - What? 929 01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:29,662 - Yes, cheese betting! - What's that? 930 01:09:30,032 --> 01:09:33,032 A betting game based on cheese, 931 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:36,068 or "cacio" as they say in Tuscan. And then mouse lotto. 932 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:39,672 Right... we haven't really understood. 933 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,744 Would you be so kind as to repeat what you said? 934 01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:45,745 Mouse races coupled with the cheeses. Would you like me to explain? 935 01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:50,216 Mouse lotto? 936 01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:55,588 Every client chose a mouse and if the mouse ate the cheese, they won. 937 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,958 He said we'd have raked it in and the shop was always full. 938 01:10:02,064 --> 01:10:03,498 Hello? 939 01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:05,166 Hello! 940 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:06,234 Yes. 941 01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:07,969 Eh? Now? 942 01:10:07,970 --> 01:10:10,905 Right away. All right. 943 01:10:10,906 --> 01:10:13,906 One moment! Quiet! 944 01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:17,243 Since I have to leave, get your prizes from the boss. Goodbye. 945 01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:21,781 One moment! A moment of patience, please. 946 01:10:22,184 --> 01:10:24,085 And, in fact, they all claimed. 947 01:10:24,086 --> 01:10:26,721 Between winning cards, prize tokens and endless competitions, 948 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:29,722 my shop was emptied. Meanwhile he left without a backward glance 949 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:33,795 as though scared of being late for who knows what meeting. 950 01:10:33,796 --> 01:10:36,796 - And where was he going? - Ah... I never found out. 951 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,000 All I know is he ruined me. 952 01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:46,941 With the last three pats of butter, 953 01:10:46,942 --> 01:10:49,942 that cynical rascal, that inveterate gambler 954 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:53,246 set up a three-card trick game. 955 01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:56,649 You know how it works, don't you? One pat wins, one pat loses. 956 01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:00,553 Where's the pat? 957 01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:14,669 Is that it? 958 01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:16,838 Is that not enough, your honor? 959 01:11:16,839 --> 01:11:19,839 Tell us, on April 21st, the day of the murder, 960 01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:22,610 did the accused receive the mysterious phone call? 961 01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:23,211 Yes, sir. 962 01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:26,212 In a town like this where there are no entertainments of that kind, 963 01:11:26,582 --> 01:11:28,182 what could drag to him to that point? 964 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:30,218 One moment! 965 01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:33,219 One moment... 966 01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:36,722 It's not that you were having a relationship with Scandinavians, 967 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,161 I don't know, Norwegians? 968 01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:41,796 - Swedes. - Swedes, Swedes. 969 01:11:41,797 --> 01:11:44,797 With Scandinavians? Your honor, I don't understand the question. 970 01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:49,969 Fine. You can go. 971 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:53,806 Let's hear the accused. Where did you go after? 972 01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,880 Hey! 973 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:03,351 Who's that? 974 01:12:03,352 --> 01:12:06,352 - Are you sure they're alone? - Of course! Totally alone. 975 01:12:08,924 --> 01:12:11,924 We were saying... where did you go after receiving those phone calls? 976 01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:15,663 I can't say. 977 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:17,865 What can't you say? 978 01:12:17,866 --> 01:12:20,866 You have to say everything. You have to speak in your and our interests. 979 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:26,305 Don't drag it out too long, but speak, speak! 980 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:30,678 - Well... - 40 minutes and we're there! 981 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:33,679 - I have nothing to say. - You're refusing to answer? 982 01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:37,116 This reticence will only damage your position. 983 01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:40,188 - Think about it. - He's starting to annoy me. 984 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,889 - Who? - Him there. 985 01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:44,890 You know what we'll do if he insists. We'll clear the court, that's what. 986 01:12:47,162 --> 01:12:49,030 Your honor... 987 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:52,031 your wife is at the station, the train is about to leave. 988 01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:55,701 Good, good. Tell her to get into her compartment 989 01:12:55,738 --> 01:12:57,171 and I'll join her right away. 990 01:12:57,172 --> 01:12:59,874 - Right away. - Right away! 991 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,876 She's on the train! 992 01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:03,878 One, two, one, two... 993 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:06,879 - What's this "one, two"? - Swedish gymnastics! 994 01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:10,449 What was the meaning of those mysterious phone calls? 995 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:15,321 Are you going to talk or will we be here till dawn? 996 01:13:16,692 --> 01:13:19,193 No, not dawn, that would be too much. 997 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,362 I can't say, you'll never know, never! 998 01:13:21,363 --> 01:13:24,363 One moment! I can't let my noble friend sacrifice himself for me. 999 01:13:26,201 --> 01:13:28,269 Professor, you can't, you mustn't say... 1000 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:31,270 To stay silent would be cowardly! Let me speak. Excuse me. 1001 01:13:33,442 --> 01:13:36,442 The time has come to reveal my true personality. 1002 01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:39,812 I'm not what I seem even if my appearance is, so to speak, 1003 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,916 smart, pleasing, delicate, refined, that of a genuine gentleman. 1004 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,422 Alas, exile has given me a burden to bear, 1005 01:13:49,725 --> 01:13:52,393 a burden that at times is unbearable. 1006 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:54,362 And I bore it with pride, 1007 01:13:54,363 --> 01:13:57,363 I sacrificed all my aspirations to the cause... 1008 01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,334 ...and there were moments of discouragement. 1009 01:14:00,335 --> 01:14:03,335 I thought ugly thoughts. Fate had been too cruel. 1010 01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:06,407 What's this about? Tell us, come on, hurry up. 1011 01:14:06,408 --> 01:14:08,910 It's not easy to understand if you've not experienced it. 1012 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:11,911 What is it that fate has condemned you to? 1013 01:14:14,817 --> 01:14:17,518 They like me. 1014 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:19,520 Women like me too much. 1015 01:14:19,521 --> 01:14:21,789 Him as well. 1016 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,391 But perhaps... 1017 01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:26,392 you posses a recipe, some elixir, some... 1018 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:29,464 My heart and soul, my charm. 1019 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:32,133 And this, believe me, is my great Calvary! 1020 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:35,134 Why? Why? It's exactly what we're looking for... 1021 01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:38,539 men, men in general, I mean. 1022 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:41,209 But what are these matters? Let's overlook them. 1023 01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:43,911 - Sir, I will be brief. - He'll be brief. 1024 01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:46,912 - Half an hour. - All right, have half an hour. 1025 01:14:47,816 --> 01:14:49,317 Thank you. 1026 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,318 As I was saying, the problem, for me, isn't the conquest, 1027 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:56,155 but, unfortunately, it's the retreat, the casting off. 1028 01:14:57,025 --> 01:15:00,025 Your honors are men of the world, you'll understand. 1029 01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:03,095 After a while, women become dangerous and so you have to leave them, 1030 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,434 but without making them suffer. 1031 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:09,435 The best way is to change yourself from tormentor to victim. 1032 01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:13,539 That's why I accepted the collaboration of my young friend, 1033 01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:18,143 who, in my program... 1034 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:21,849 - I don't know how to say it Italian. - Program. 1035 01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:24,850 There! In my program, he was a vital pawn for my strategic retreats... 1036 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,961 Luigi? You, here? 1037 01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:36,464 Why not? Can't you see me? Yes, I'm here. 1038 01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:39,465 Where are you going? 1039 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:43,068 Have you gone mad? Somebody might have seen you! 1040 01:15:43,906 --> 01:15:46,906 Don't lie, o woman, the source of your concern lies elsewhere! 1041 01:15:48,076 --> 01:15:50,878 I don't understand. What's wrong? Do you feel ill? 1042 01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:53,481 What's this suitcase for? You're leaving without telling me anything? 1043 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:56,482 To stay in this town now that I've finally had my eyes opened 1044 01:15:57,019 --> 01:16:00,019 would be too painful and dishonorable, I couldn't stand it. 1045 01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:01,622 But why? What happened? 1046 01:16:01,623 --> 01:16:04,623 Look, Luisa, you can accept a woman who betrays her husband, 1047 01:16:06,128 --> 01:16:09,128 but to betray your lover, let me tell you, is primitive and savage! 1048 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,566 Oh, Luigi, so that's it, then? You're jealous? 1049 01:16:14,636 --> 01:16:17,636 - You have your suspicions? - Suspicions? 1050 01:16:18,006 --> 01:16:20,074 No, certainties! 1051 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:22,577 Men like you and you like men! 1052 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:25,578 I know everything now, everything! 1053 01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:29,281 Oh, God! 1054 01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:32,954 Aha! I wasn't mistaken, woman! 1055 01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:34,956 Nothing remains to me but exile. 1056 01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:37,325 Who are you? What are you doing in my room? 1057 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,627 Oh, my sweet love, 1058 01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:42,628 the time has come, I no longer need to hide in the wardrobe! 1059 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,967 "Love"? I don't know you! 1060 01:16:45,968 --> 01:16:48,968 Oh, why, woman, do you pretend not to know me? Why? 1061 01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:53,074 Our love is great and you know it. 1062 01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:55,343 You're mad! I've never seen him before! 1063 01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:57,945 Oh, ungrateful woman, she's denying me! 1064 01:16:57,946 --> 01:17:00,946 Oh, superficial, cruel creature. Oh, superficial, cruel creature. 1065 01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:04,316 Oh, she causes me pain. Oh, she causes me pain. 1066 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,321 I'm leaving broken-hearted, but remember... 1067 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:10,124 - That's enough! - Enough! Farewell! 1068 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:13,125 - Excuse me, sir, I'm going. - Going with a milkman! 1069 01:17:13,195 --> 01:17:16,195 No, sir, I'm not a milkman but a grocer, I sell spices! 1070 01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:20,067 Such cruelty! 1071 01:17:20,068 --> 01:17:22,003 What a disgrace! 1072 01:17:22,004 --> 01:17:25,004 Keeping a man in the wardrobe, and who knows how long for? 1073 01:17:25,107 --> 01:17:27,308 He was stinking of mothballs! 1074 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,309 Luigi! Luigi! 1075 01:17:31,179 --> 01:17:34,179 But my heart was deaf to all pleas. 1076 01:17:34,249 --> 01:17:37,249 So, for years, my system, applied scientifically, 1077 01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:40,352 proved itself infallible. Then that fatal April 21st... 1078 01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,689 the imponderable, what can we mere mortals do with the imponderable? 1079 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,494 Professor! 1080 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,495 I'm sorry, sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I could. 1081 01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:53,465 Don't worry, I should apologies to you, disturbing you every day. 1082 01:17:53,468 --> 01:17:56,468 - Right, Via Verdi 22, 3rd floor. - Via Verdi 22, 3rd floor. 1083 01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:59,106 You come in on "I know everything now, everything!" 1084 01:17:59,107 --> 01:18:01,175 - I know everything now, everything! - Right, all right. 1085 01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:03,310 All right. Oh, Professor... 1086 01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:05,713 don't call me the milkman any more. 1087 01:18:05,714 --> 01:18:08,516 You always call me a milkman, I'm a grocer. 1088 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:11,517 What if I call you a druggist? 1089 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,120 No, because today with all the drugs business it's a bit dangerous. 1090 01:18:16,124 --> 01:18:19,060 Spice merchant. There, I'll call you a spice merchant! 1091 01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:21,629 In fact, you'll be my "spice" correspondent! 1092 01:18:21,630 --> 01:18:24,365 That's good! 1093 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,101 But, unfortunately, as I was saying, your honor, 1094 01:18:27,102 --> 01:18:30,102 sometimes fate enjoys interfering in the plans of men. 1095 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:33,539 Marcello that day reached his position 1096 01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:36,477 with his usual bravery and contempt for danger. 1097 01:18:36,478 --> 01:18:38,446 But the poor thing didn't know 1098 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,447 that a few hours earlier the woman who should have been my ex, Carmen, 1099 01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:45,486 had bought a new wardrobe, 1100 01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:48,487 and that the delivery men had brought the wrong one. 1101 01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:51,692 - Not dark. - That's clear. 1102 01:18:51,693 --> 01:18:54,395 We took it to the lawyer, of course! 1103 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:57,396 It's not far from here. We'll bring it right now. 1104 01:18:57,799 --> 01:19:00,799 Come on, let's go. 1105 01:19:04,306 --> 01:19:06,574 It seemed too light to me. 1106 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:09,575 Watch those balloons don't burst in your face. 1107 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,745 Go on, hurry up! 1108 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,584 Hey, hey, doesn't this seem heavier? 1109 01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:21,787 No, it's you who's tired, come on. 1110 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:29,196 - Gastone! - Iolanda! 1111 01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:32,099 This is great! I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow! 1112 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:35,100 I made the old ship work! I was feeling very homesick! 1113 01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:38,637 Six months is a long time! I felt I'd been away for ages. 1114 01:19:39,574 --> 01:19:42,574 And it was hard for you too! I know everything, everything! 1115 01:19:45,413 --> 01:19:48,413 - What's going on? - I don't know. 1116 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:51,550 I don't understand. 1117 01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:00,795 Oh, my sweet love, 1118 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,796 the time has come, I no longer need to hide. 1119 01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:06,333 But I don't know you! Who are you? 1120 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:07,802 - What's he doing here? - I don't know. 1121 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:10,538 - Why do you deny me, dear? - Don't touch me! 1122 01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:13,539 - Our love is great... - What? Our love? 1123 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:16,744 You're drunk! I've never seen you before. I don't know who he is! 1124 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:18,779 Gastone, I don't know him, believe me! 1125 01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,781 Who are you? 1126 01:20:20,782 --> 01:20:23,782 Why do you say this? These cruel words make me suffer. 1127 01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:28,554 Oh, she's denying me! Oh, she's denying me! 1128 01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:31,723 I'm going, but remember my heart is broken! Oh, you're wicked! 1129 01:20:33,795 --> 01:20:36,163 - Goodbye. - That's enough! 1130 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,631 But I... 1131 01:20:37,632 --> 01:20:40,632 Gastone, I swear, none of it is true! 1132 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,278 - Unfortunately! - Have you gone mad? 1133 01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:54,279 What if my husband comes back? 1134 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:57,683 I could even confront your husband if it were worth it, 1135 01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,287 but since he's away for three days... 1136 01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:03,288 But this, woman, isn't the source of your concern! 1137 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:06,594 What are you saying? Where are you going with this suitcase? 1138 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:09,396 To stay in this town now that I've finally had my eyes opened 1139 01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:12,397 would be too painful and dishonorable, I couldn't stand it. 1140 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:15,870 Your eyes opened? What does that mean? 1141 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,871 See, you've destroyed all the hope I placed in love! 1142 01:21:19,641 --> 01:21:22,641 Lovers don't betray each other, rather they should kill each other! 1143 01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:25,844 What a fright you gave me, babe! You're jealous? 1144 01:21:26,781 --> 01:21:29,781 You've no reason to be! Your Carmen doesn't deserve these suspicions. 1145 01:21:30,752 --> 01:21:32,920 Suspicions? Certainties! 1146 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:35,890 Men like you and you like men! 1147 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,726 I know everything now, everything! 1148 01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,895 Luigi, Luigi! 1149 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:43,364 I know everything! 1150 01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:44,832 I kn...! 1151 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,833 Treasure, what's up? 1152 01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:54,475 How many wardrobes do you have in this house? 1153 01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:57,476 - Only this one? - A house like this, only one? 1154 01:21:57,612 --> 01:21:59,513 Yes, there's just one. 1155 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:02,514 - This is Via Verdi 22, 3rd floor? - What are you asking me? 1156 01:22:03,218 --> 01:22:04,852 With all the flowers you sent me! 1157 01:22:04,853 --> 01:22:06,754 Are there other Bonottis here? 1158 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,423 No, we're the only Bonottis in the town. 1159 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:12,424 But what do you care about wardrobes now you've had the proof of my love? 1160 01:22:13,295 --> 01:22:14,962 - Carmen? - Who's that? 1161 01:22:14,963 --> 01:22:17,698 - My husband! - I thought he was away for 3 days! 1162 01:22:17,699 --> 01:22:20,699 - Hide, hurry! - What? 1163 01:22:21,469 --> 01:22:24,305 What happened, love? Is the conference already over? 1164 01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:27,306 No, I forgot my dark suit so I came back to get it. 1165 01:22:29,477 --> 01:22:31,378 Who are you? 1166 01:22:31,379 --> 01:22:33,948 Excuse me, but unfortunately... 1167 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,949 You're a burglar, a common burglar in my house! 1168 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,487 - Burglar? - Burglar! 1169 01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:43,488 Hey! How dare you call someone like me a burglar? 1170 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:47,626 I'm an honorable man, you know, and pleasing too... 1171 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,897 No, you're a burglar! 1172 01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:52,898 Again with this burglar! A man in a wardrobe has to be a burglar? 1173 01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:57,402 He couldn't be a... 1174 01:22:57,739 --> 01:22:59,974 ...a lover? - What? 1175 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,443 You? My wife's lover? 1176 01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:04,945 Please! 1177 01:23:04,946 --> 01:23:07,946 Please? No, please you, you... Excuse me! 1178 01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:11,650 You're a burglar! You don't want to make me believe I'm a cuckold? 1179 01:23:12,754 --> 01:23:14,788 Especially... 1180 01:23:14,789 --> 01:23:17,591 thanks to you! 1181 01:23:17,592 --> 01:23:20,592 Yes, thanks to me. I'm your wife's lover! I'm sorry, dear. 1182 01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:21,962 He asked for it. 1183 01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:23,897 I wouldn't believe it, even if I saw it. 1184 01:23:23,898 --> 01:23:26,898 This is good! You're really presumptuous! 1185 01:23:27,569 --> 01:23:30,404 Go on, Carmen, tell him who I am. Tell him! 1186 01:23:30,405 --> 01:23:33,073 Come on, let's have a laugh! 1187 01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:35,809 I was having a confused spell. 1188 01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:38,810 - Forgive me? - Happy now? I told you! 1189 01:23:38,813 --> 01:23:40,347 Only once, I swear! 1190 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:43,348 I'm at your disposal. 1191 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,987 The duel is my favorite sport. 1192 01:23:46,988 --> 01:23:49,988 Hang on! 1193 01:23:50,592 --> 01:23:53,592 Don't go. 1194 01:23:54,996 --> 01:23:57,996 What do you want to do? 1195 01:24:01,569 --> 01:24:03,470 Here we are, then. 1196 01:24:03,471 --> 01:24:05,973 These are the bills to be paid. 1197 01:24:05,974 --> 01:24:08,974 These are the keys to the apartment. The rent is three months overdue. 1198 01:24:10,612 --> 01:24:12,813 The dressmaker's bill... 1199 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:15,814 This? No, I'll pay this. That wouldn't be fair. 1200 01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:20,685 How long have you been my wife's lover? 1201 01:24:20,822 --> 01:24:23,822 I don't think gentlemen should go into these details. 1202 01:24:23,858 --> 01:24:26,858 No, I'd rather leave you everything, the house, my wife, the bills, 1203 01:24:29,464 --> 01:24:32,464 everything, everything. On June 13th were you already... 1204 01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:38,403 ...with... Carmen? 1205 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:41,975 Have a look. 1206 01:24:41,976 --> 01:24:43,510 June? 1207 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:45,646 There, there, Tuesday. 1208 01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,147 - No. - No. 1209 01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:49,116 I'll pay this one, then. 1210 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:52,117 There you are. This is for you. Goodbye. 1211 01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:55,654 And this, with a woman like that, might come in handy one day. 1212 01:24:57,592 --> 01:25:00,592 Goodbye. Bye, dear. 1213 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,765 Luigi! 1214 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,766 What a great news! We'll never leave each other again! 1215 01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:11,470 It was a dramatic event, but another wardrobe saved me from that business. 1216 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,640 And what is it they say? All's fair in love and war. 1217 01:25:17,412 --> 01:25:18,612 Et voila! 1218 01:25:18,613 --> 01:25:21,613 But I swear, your honor, he was the only one fighting a war! 1219 01:25:27,722 --> 01:25:30,722 It's splendid! Do you like it, Gina? 1220 01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:33,992 - Yes, lots! - It's beautiful. 1221 01:25:35,196 --> 01:25:38,196 - It's really marvelous. - I'm happy you like it. 1222 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:39,833 Good evening. 1223 01:25:39,834 --> 01:25:41,502 It's not easy to know the tastes of a beautiful woman. 1224 01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:43,837 I don't know how I could ever thank you. 1225 01:25:43,838 --> 01:25:46,507 I'm not going to die tomorrow, you'll have your chance. 1226 01:25:46,508 --> 01:25:48,442 What do you want for supper tonight? 1227 01:25:48,443 --> 01:25:50,043 Not the usual slop, please! 1228 01:25:50,044 --> 01:25:53,044 Only gentlemen have an eye for these things. 1229 01:25:53,081 --> 01:25:55,649 He's an errand boy and always will be! 1230 01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:57,584 Oh, it's beautiful. 1231 01:25:57,585 --> 01:26:00,053 And you don't even remember what day it is today! 1232 01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:03,054 Ah! 1233 01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:11,029 See if you like it. It's gold. 1234 01:26:12,133 --> 01:26:15,133 It's 18 carats. 1235 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:22,007 18-carat gold! 1236 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:25,577 You've got some nerve! 1237 01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:35,022 I should put it away. 1238 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:37,224 The smell from the cooking might ruin it. 1239 01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:40,225 - Will you come with me, Mr Parodi? - Of course, gladly. 1240 01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:50,835 Disgrace! You didn't even thank Mr Parodi for the present he gave Gina! 1241 01:26:53,107 --> 01:26:55,509 What kind of impression you'll give him of us! 1242 01:26:55,510 --> 01:26:58,510 Muskrat is in this year just like mink! 1243 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,981 Do you have any idea what it's worth? 1244 01:27:00,982 --> 01:27:03,982 How could you, if you barely earn in a month the price of that stole? 1245 01:27:06,087 --> 01:27:08,222 How much could that fur cost? 1246 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:10,757 It costs 50 thousand lira! 1247 01:27:10,758 --> 01:27:13,160 And what's 50 thousand lira? 1248 01:27:13,161 --> 01:27:15,529 My trombone is worth 50 thousand lira! 1249 01:27:15,530 --> 01:27:18,530 My trombone! My trombone is worth 50,000 lira... 1250 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,901 No! No! 1251 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,750 You... where did you put my trombone? 1252 01:27:39,687 --> 01:27:42,687 - I'll call a doctor! - Don't call a doctor... 1253 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,757 ...call the undertaker! - What's he going to do? 1254 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,328 Come here, you rat! 1255 01:27:48,329 --> 01:27:51,164 Tell me what you did with my trombone? 1256 01:27:51,165 --> 01:27:53,634 - I don't know... - Ah, you don't know? 1257 01:27:53,635 --> 01:27:55,235 - I don't know! - I'll tell you! 1258 01:27:55,236 --> 01:27:57,037 You sold it to buy the stole! 1259 01:27:57,038 --> 01:27:59,106 Don't hit him, the poor thing! 1260 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:02,107 - You dirty rat, I'll kill you! - No, no... 1261 01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:05,210 Come here! 1262 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:12,117 Vengeance, terrible vengeance! Tie them up! 1263 01:28:13,855 --> 01:28:16,123 That was the last time I saw Parodi. 1264 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:19,124 I didn't kill him, I swear, I didn't kill him. 1265 01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:22,129 As soon as I'd got it out my system, I left. 1266 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,130 The train will be at least 5km away. 1267 01:28:25,233 --> 01:28:26,199 You big bachelor! 1268 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,200 With all due respect, your honor, you're more handsome as a bachelor! 1269 01:28:29,771 --> 01:28:31,605 I'm a bit of a mess. 1270 01:28:31,606 --> 01:28:34,606 You don't have a comb, some lavender, a spot of brilliantine? 1271 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,944 I have the weapons of seduction. 1272 01:28:37,945 --> 01:28:40,945 Fine, that's enough. 1273 01:28:41,382 --> 01:28:44,382 The judges are going to confer. 1274 01:28:46,254 --> 01:28:49,089 A last touch with the comb helps even with short hair. 1275 01:28:49,090 --> 01:28:50,824 20 years, your honor. 1276 01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:52,626 - What? - 20 years younger! 1277 01:28:52,627 --> 01:28:54,795 A young man. 1278 01:28:54,796 --> 01:28:56,630 What a nice tune, what is it? 1279 01:28:56,631 --> 01:28:59,631 - Swedish Rhapsody, your honor. - Swedish? How does it go? 1280 01:29:09,043 --> 01:29:11,144 - Tonino! - Gaspare! 1281 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:13,046 Surprise! Here we are! 1282 01:29:13,047 --> 01:29:15,949 I was on the train when I met her coming back. 1283 01:29:15,950 --> 01:29:18,950 So I said, "What will I do up there on my own? Leave tomorrow instead!" 1284 01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:23,688 She came back to get some pullovers because it's very cool up there. 1285 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:28,960 - Didn't it work out well? - Didn't it? 1286 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:37,035 - We'll wait for you here. - We won't move. 1287 01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:41,973 - Tonino is so sweet. - My Gaspare is a treasure. 1288 01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:46,144 He's like a baby. Every time he sees me, he's speechless. 1289 01:29:47,315 --> 01:29:49,449 - It's moving, it's moving. - Mine is the same. 1290 01:29:49,450 --> 01:29:51,251 Yes, I saw that. 1291 01:29:51,252 --> 01:29:54,252 But you can understand it, what would they do without their little wives? 1292 01:29:55,423 --> 01:29:58,258 - Without us! - We spoil them. 1293 01:29:58,259 --> 01:30:01,259 We certainly do. 1294 01:30:01,429 --> 01:30:04,429 Stand up. 1295 01:30:07,135 --> 01:30:10,135 Let's look at them now because we'll never see them again. 1296 01:30:17,378 --> 01:30:20,113 Judge! Well? 1297 01:30:20,114 --> 01:30:22,849 The finale of the Swedish Rhapsody. 1298 01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:25,850 The Swedish Rhapsody? You're not here to have fun! 1299 01:30:28,122 --> 01:30:30,056 - Tarquini! - We're retiring? 1300 01:30:30,057 --> 01:30:33,057 Retiring? It's time for the verdict! Retiring...! 1301 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:35,962 This is the verdict. 1302 01:30:35,963 --> 01:30:38,963 Guilty, guilty and guilty! 1303 01:30:39,467 --> 01:30:41,468 No! No! 1304 01:30:41,469 --> 01:30:44,469 I'm innocent! I'm innocent! 1305 01:30:44,939 --> 01:30:46,840 I'm innocent! 1306 01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:49,841 I'm innocent! I'm innocent! 1307 01:31:14,035 --> 01:31:17,035 They're not putting me in a cage! They've no chance! 1308 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:20,874 Good morning, Marcello. Where are you going with your case? 1309 01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,875 I'm going! I don't want to die in the kitchen! 1310 01:31:23,978 --> 01:31:26,213 I'm going to the professor, I'm going to enjoy life! 1311 01:31:26,214 --> 01:31:28,215 No, listen... 1312 01:31:28,216 --> 01:31:31,216 don't run away, Marcello! See, Mom? He ran away. 1313 01:31:32,019 --> 01:31:35,019 But why does he treat me like this? What did I do to him, Mom? 1314 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,958 - Wait! - What is it? 1315 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:43,328 Just as well! See, dear? He left the trombone. 1316 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:46,498 - He'll be back, don't worry. - Really, Mom? 1317 01:31:51,539 --> 01:31:54,107 - Where's the rental sign? - Up there. 1318 01:31:54,108 --> 01:31:57,108 Thank you very much. Goodbye. 1319 01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:05,083 - Where are you going, Marcello? - I'm leaving. 1320 01:32:09,056 --> 01:32:12,056 Adalgisa, come into my arms! Don't resist! You're mine, mine, mine! 1321 01:32:14,095 --> 01:32:17,095 - You know I'll have you! - Please! 1322 01:32:17,098 --> 01:32:20,098 Don't be brutal, Luigi! Don't make me regret coming to your house. 1323 01:32:21,168 --> 01:32:24,168 You won't regret it, my love. No poet is able to describe the world 1324 01:32:24,972 --> 01:32:26,273 I'll give to you. 1325 01:32:26,274 --> 01:32:28,942 Close your eyes, Adalgisa, and dream of happiness. 1326 01:32:28,943 --> 01:32:31,444 Don't deny me, Adalgisa. Oh, my beauty, quench my scorched soul! 1327 01:32:31,445 --> 01:32:34,445 No, no and no! 1328 01:32:36,217 --> 01:32:39,052 - I don't want to marry you! - But why? 1329 01:32:39,053 --> 01:32:41,521 Why don't you want to marry me? 1330 01:32:41,522 --> 01:32:44,522 I've been begging you for 12 years to become my wife... 1331 01:32:45,326 --> 01:32:48,326 But marriage is the tomb of love. Why do you want to spoil everything? 1332 01:32:51,165 --> 01:32:54,165 For 12 years I've heard this sweet voice 1333 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:57,402 that does nothing but say to me with unprecedented cruelty no, no, no, no! 1334 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:00,607 I'm still not certain of your love! 1335 01:33:00,608 --> 01:33:03,608 But what... what do I have to do to show you that I love you? 1336 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:08,079 Are all the promises of fidelity not enough, 1337 01:33:09,383 --> 01:33:12,383 my admiration for your beautiful soul? 1338 01:33:13,087 --> 01:33:16,087 I don't go out at night any more. Scion of a race of gamblers, 1339 01:33:16,557 --> 01:33:19,526 since I met you, not a game of cards, no fun... 1340 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:22,527 to show you that I was born to have a family. 1341 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:26,264 I gave up everything. Marry me, Adalgisa, marry me! 1342 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:29,400 Let's create our own little hearth, we'll have so many children! 1343 01:33:30,004 --> 01:33:30,570 No! 1344 01:33:30,571 --> 01:33:33,506 But why won't you see that marriage is a wonderful thing? 1345 01:33:33,507 --> 01:33:36,507 You men are all the same! All you think about is marriage! 1346 01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:41,145 And then... lots of babies spoil the figure. 1347 01:33:42,249 --> 01:33:45,249 No, no, I still need time to think about it. 1348 01:33:45,486 --> 01:33:48,486 All my friends went rusty when they got married, 1349 01:33:49,323 --> 01:33:52,323 they lost their femininity! Let's stay engaged. 1350 01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:56,094 But I can't live on my own any more, as sad as a stray dog! 1351 01:33:57,665 --> 01:34:00,665 Making my own lunch, eating squalid mozzarellas! 1352 01:34:01,969 --> 01:34:04,969 And I'm the same as you! This is the price of freedom! 1353 01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:09,440 Luigi, we're like two swallows in the sky now. 1354 01:34:10,344 --> 01:34:12,712 Why chain us up with marriage? 1355 01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:15,713 But, Adalgisa, dear, marriage is the point of life! 1356 01:34:16,317 --> 01:34:18,318 Please don't shout! 1357 01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:21,319 You don't understand me! How can I tell you? I'm not ready for this! 1358 01:34:23,190 --> 01:34:24,524 No! 1359 01:34:24,525 --> 01:34:26,593 Don't go away. 1360 01:34:26,594 --> 01:34:29,594 I won't shout any more, I'm sorry. We'll wait, we'll wait... 1361 01:34:30,064 --> 01:34:33,064 think about it calmly... 1362 01:34:33,734 --> 01:34:36,636 Oh, God! Who is it? 1363 01:34:36,637 --> 01:34:38,605 I've been compromised. 1364 01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:41,606 Who's there? 1365 01:34:42,043 --> 01:34:44,444 Who is it? 1366 01:34:44,445 --> 01:34:47,445 My young friend! Did you hear everything? 1367 01:34:48,215 --> 01:34:50,617 You won't want to ruin me, I hope? 1368 01:34:50,618 --> 01:34:53,618 Tell me it's our secret or I'll be the laughing stock of the town! 1369 01:34:54,088 --> 01:34:57,088 I trust in your understanding, and I'm your friend. 1370 01:34:57,725 --> 01:35:00,725 Don't betray me! Try to understand me. 1371 01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:04,462 I'm so in love. 1372 01:35:08,135 --> 01:35:11,135 Good luck. 1373 01:35:15,009 --> 01:35:16,676 Luigi? 1374 01:35:16,677 --> 01:35:18,745 Leave the door open. 1375 01:35:18,746 --> 01:35:21,381 I'm your fiancee, not your lover. 1376 01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:24,382 Yes, yes, yes. 1377 01:35:33,027 --> 01:35:35,195 Hey, Marcello, listen... 1378 01:35:35,196 --> 01:35:38,196 - What did you do to Gina? - Why? 1379 01:35:38,332 --> 01:35:41,332 - She's howling her eyes out. - Her there? Sure! 1380 01:35:41,602 --> 01:35:44,370 - It's all an act. - Do as you like, 1381 01:35:44,371 --> 01:35:47,371 but then if she dumps you, you'll be the one crying. 1382 01:35:57,685 --> 01:36:00,120 Excuse me, what floor is the room to rent on? 1383 01:36:00,121 --> 01:36:02,222 - The third. - Where are you going? 1384 01:36:02,223 --> 01:36:05,223 What do you care? Leave my brother alone! 1385 01:36:08,729 --> 01:36:10,697 You two are brothers? 1386 01:36:10,698 --> 01:36:13,099 - Twins. - Twins? 1387 01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:16,100 Yes, twins. This simpleton got all the milk and I got the leftovers. 1388 01:36:17,805 --> 01:36:20,774 In any case, you're just the same. I know you well, you two Parodis! 1389 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,776 You wanted to rent Rosa's room? 1390 01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:25,777 Rosa, Viola, who cares? I read "for rent" and was going to see. 1391 01:36:26,413 --> 01:36:28,748 The sign's wrong! There's no room here. Get lost! 1392 01:36:28,749 --> 01:36:31,749 What will we do? 1393 01:36:31,752 --> 01:36:34,654 I'd really like to teach him a lesson! 1394 01:36:34,655 --> 01:36:37,157 - No, let's not. Forget it. - Shut up! 1395 01:36:37,158 --> 01:36:40,158 Careful or I'll take it out on you. Let's go! 1396 01:36:44,298 --> 01:36:47,298 Marcello! 1397 01:36:55,543 --> 01:36:58,543 We'll stay here. 1398 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,493 Oh, God bless you, children! This is the happiest day of my life! 1399 01:37:17,464 --> 01:37:20,464 - Madam, I... - Call me Mom! 1400 01:37:21,769 --> 01:37:24,504 Gina, I've got a lovely surprise for you. 1401 01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:27,505 Oh, sorry, Marcello, naturally, it's for both of you. 1402 01:37:29,777 --> 01:37:32,777 Look! What an idea, eh? We'll enjoy it this summer at the beach! 1403 01:37:34,215 --> 01:37:36,616 No! 1404 01:37:36,617 --> 01:37:38,718 - Marcello! - Does he feel sick? 1405 01:37:38,719 --> 01:37:41,719 - Marcello, what's wrong? - Mom with the dinghy! 1406 01:37:41,755 --> 01:37:44,755 Mom with the dinghy! No! 1407 01:37:44,758 --> 01:37:47,758 ...there's an element of truth in every dream... Chan Lu Lai 1408 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:49,529 ...there's an element of truth in every dream... Chan Lu Lai 112192