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It was the summer of 1917
and the world was at war.
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Like lots of children, we had to leave
our home - leave London.
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We didn't want to go, but Dad went to fly planes
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and Mum went to look after the wounded,
and we were stuck.
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They insisted we go to the country
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to stay with mad Uncle Albert
and our cousin Horace.
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Read all about it! Read all about it!
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Sopwith squadrons to go to the Western Front.
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Robert!
- The latest news!
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Robert, wait!
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Now, Uncle Albert will meet you at the station.
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Do you think he'll have model planes -
fighters, like Dad's?
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I'm not sure, but he has a son called Horace
who's about your age. He might.
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Children, you're to listen to Cyril
while we're away.
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Why's he in charge?
You're not in charge of me!
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Robert, I am.
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Find a nice...
Oh, there's an empty carriage here.
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- Dad.
- What?
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Dad.
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Is there any way I can come with you?
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Robert, who's the most important
member of any mission?
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You are - the pilot.
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No, it's the navigator.
The pilot would be lost without one.
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Your mum and I need you
to keep everyone on course.
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You can count on me.
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So you always know where to find me.
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Your compass.
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I'm going to miss you.
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Come on. On you get.
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- All aboard!
- Look after yourself.
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- Be a brave girl.
- Cyril.
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Promise to do as Uncle Albert tells you.
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Anthea, take that. Here's another.
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- Bye, Mummy!
- Wish you were coming.
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- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Mum.
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After we left,
CyriI was trying to show me who was boss.
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I didn't pay him any attention, though.
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I began to think, if I played my cards right,
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a summer in the country with no parents about
could only mean one thing.
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Adventure.
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Of course, I never dreamed
just how amazing an adventure it would be.
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Robert, wait!
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Robert, what have I told you?
Wait on the platform.
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Hello!
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I'll take those.
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Mind the doors!
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- Hurry up.
- Close all the doors, please.
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Can you see Uncle?
He must be here somewhere.
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- Maybe he's a bit late.
- Train, that's right!
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- Are you coming or not?
- OK. OK.
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Robert, wait for us!
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I'm sure we're going the right way.
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How many times have you said that?
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I still don't understand
why we had to leave home.
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Jane,
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we're going on a secret mission,
behind enemy lines.
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The chances are that none of us
will make it back alive.
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C YRIL: Oh, Robert. For goodness' sake.
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They'll come at us with Zeppelins...
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Oh, look, it's the house!
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- Yes!
- We've arrived.
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It's Uncle's castle. Come on, you two.
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Oh, I'm soaked.
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He's got a car.
Maybe he'll give you a go.
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Good evening, madam.
We're looking for our Uncle Albert.
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- We are...
- Five children! Oh, my goodness!
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But you're not due till Friday.
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Today is... Friday.
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It is? I have a goose in the oven.
Goose is Thursdays.
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Oh, never mind.
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Come in. Come in. Come on.
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Tuesday's duck, Wednesday's duck,
Thursday's goose.
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Put your cases down.
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It's duck, duck, goose.
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We must have had Wednesday
on Tuesday and Monday on Sunday.
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It's just one day, I suppose.
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Last year, we lost October.
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It's not an easy thing to do, you know,
lose a whole month.
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I'll get you some towels
and tell your uncle you've arrived.
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CHILDREN: Thank you.
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- What a dump.
It's scary.
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I don't like it very much.
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I do, it's so Gothic,
just like the Castle Of Terror.
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- It's like school. You'd love it, Cyril.
- What was that?
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Nothing.
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What is this caterwauling and cacophony?
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Rumbles and grumbles? Distant thunder?
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Warm air rising, cold front - boom.
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Not expecting that, I dare say, hmm? What.
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These are the children I was telling you about -
your nephews and nieces.
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Impossible. Not due till Friday.
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- Isn't that right, Horace?
- Yes, Father, not due till Friday.
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- Today is Friday.
Can't be.
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Smell that. That's Thursday.
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Uncle, it's me - CyriI.
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You came to my eighth birthday party.
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You gave me a subscription to Algebra Monthly.
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Cyril? Cyril!
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No. Cyril was a much smaller boy.
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But that was five years ago.
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Was it?
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Well, er... I should think
he'd be about your age by now.
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I wonder what he's doing.
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I can eat a whole goose by myself.
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Well, if it is Friday, as you assert,
then goose was yesterday,
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so you'll have to wait till um...
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er... next Thursday.
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But there is a goose cooking
and today is Friday.
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Ah. Well, Martha...
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Looks like Thursday's gone missing
with last October.
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Well, well done. Thank you.
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Oh... your father...
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.. top chap.
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Very brave.
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Well, I'm off to unleash my thoughts
onto the page.
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Many problems to solve.
History will be the judge.
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- What was that?
- Children, I'll show you to your rooms.
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- Anthea, is it?
- Yes.
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Er... please, let me just take the little one.
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Upsy. There we are.
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You poor things. You must be so exhausted.
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- Hello, Horace.
Hello.
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I was taught never to talk to strangers.
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But... we're your cousins.
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Yes... but you're strange.
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In the morning,
I'll give you a tour of the grounds.
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You're allowed everywhere
except the greenhouse.
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That's strictly off limits.
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Why would a greenhouse be off limits?
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Maybe the plants are deadly,
like in The Black Rose Of Devil's Island.
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The greenhouse is off limits because I said it is.
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So just stay out of it and everything will be fine.
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Here we go.
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Look. It seems to have stopped drizzling...
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just in time for it to start raining... much harder.
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- It could be worse.
- Let's have a little bit of music.
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I knew I should have
hid that thing back at home.
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Oh, no, there must be
a wounded cat in the room.
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Jane, put that thing down and help me look.
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- Here, kitty.
C YRIL: Take that back.
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- You can't tell me what to do!
- I can and you know it.
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I hate it here!
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He doesn't mean it.
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- He's just missing home.
- Am I that bad?
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Be honest.
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Take that back?
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No chance.
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What a place.
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All summer?
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I'll go mad, too.
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Ah, children!
I expect you could do with a spot of lunch.
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Come on, sit down, sit down.
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First, second Saturday of the month,
all know what that means.
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Second Saturday.
Statutes, laws, edicts, regulations... rules.
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Exciting times, children.
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A chance to grasp the goblet of goodness.
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Ah, yes... rules. Delicious.
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It doesn't look too bad.
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Rule one.
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No running in corridors.
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Rule two.
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You will tidy your rooms
from top to bottom, side to side,
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up and down, round and round,
and back to front.
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Polish the woodwork, the paintwork,
and your homework.
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Rule three.
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Laundry. Three times a week. Very important.
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British Empire was built on clean pants.
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- Er... clean pants and um...
- Mint sauce?
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Don't be ridiculous, Horace.
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- Rule four. Never ever go into...
- The greenhouse.
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So, come on, don't delay,
don't dilly-dally, push on, go forth.
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Wait! One more rule.
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The alpha and omega - be all and end all.
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I am writing a book. Difficult Sums For Children.
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Therefore, in this house, absolute silence.
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Do not bring down...
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.. the dragon's wrath.
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Now...
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did Martha say that we were not to go in here...
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.. or that... we were not to miss going in here?
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She wasn't very clear.
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Grapes!
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Great!
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Laundry...
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These rules are mad.
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Yes.
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We're never going to get through this.
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Not if there were 100 of us.
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Look how long it is.
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Where do you think Uncle keeps
his really big hammers?
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What?
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Robert, this is the one room
we were told not to go in. Come back.
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What's that?
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- I said, this is the one room...
- I can't hear a word you're saying.
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Robert, stop fooling around.
Come here. Come here!
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You were saying something
about not being in the greenhouse?
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Yes, Cyril. So, can we come in, too?
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All right. All right, just don't touch anything.
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- Over here. Look.
- What is it now?
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But it's locked.
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Is it?
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- I wonder what's behind it.
- I don't.
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- Let me borrow that hammer.
- Forget it.
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We're guests, not burglars.
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Besides, I'm sure there's a good reason
why the door's locked.
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- Anyone for grapes?
- Yes, please!
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No wonder Martha didn't want us in here.
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Look at it. It's a mess.
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- Jane.
- Thank you.
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Catch. CyriI!
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- Very nice.
- How did he do that?
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Who cares?
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Let's explore.
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Where's the Lamb?
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Come on.
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Come on, Cyril.
It's either this or laundry.
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In for a penny...
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It's wonderful. I wonder where it leads.
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It's so dark in here.
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We turn back if we see anything creepy-crawly.
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- Agreed?
- OK. Agreed.
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I wonder where this leads?
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There was a tunneI like this
in The Maze Of Molidor.
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It's where Bertram the Bold encounters
a giant nine-legged, talking spider.
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How horrible.
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C YRIL: Well, I think that's ridiculous.
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Everybody knows spiders have eight legs.
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I don't like it in here.
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Cyril, maybe we'll find a sunken ship.
Or buried treasure.
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- Or maybe even... a dead body.
- Oh.
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- Robert!
- Let's hope we can find our way back.
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Come on. I can see light.
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I can see the sea up ahead. It's not raining.
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- It's beautiful.
C YRIL: Robert, wait.
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- Look at it.
- Anthea.
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Beautiful.
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Where are we? What happened to the rain?
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CyriI, come here, look at this.
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- What is it?
- Right...
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this is uncharted territory,
so we have to be careful.
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- No-one do anything...
- Yeah, yeah. You're it!
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- Yes!
Robert!
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.. rash.
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- Robert!
- Amazing!
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Fantastic! Yes!
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C YRIL: Robert!
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Ooh!
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Whoa!
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Yes!
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You shouldn't have eaten those grapes.
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It wasn't me. It was...
252
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,474
It was it.
253
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,915
- Help me lift it out.
- What?
254
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,951
- Lift this out.
What is it?
255
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,828
It looks like an old turtle shell.
256
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,233
I can hear it breathing.
257
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,436
- Something's inside it.
- It's alive!
258
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,748
Hey...
259
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,308
- Come on.
- I'm not sure...
260
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,799
Oh, come on.
261
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,199
This could be dangerous.
262
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,793
Robert.
263
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,673
I think it's asleep.
264
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,274
Look, whatever it is,
we don't want to wake it up.
265
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,635
It spoke. How scary.
266
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,153
It couldn't have.
267
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,673
One, two, three...
268
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,350
Yes, there it is again.
269
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,158
What's it saying?
270
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,992
It sounded like, "Shove off. "
271
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,116
- Hello?
- Do you want to lose your nose?
272
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,316
It could be a giant talking crab.
273
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,355
Oh.
274
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,316
Look! A lobster.
275
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,959
- After it!
- Don't touch it!
276
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,156
I don't know why I said lobster.
277
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,800
On this beach, just over there!
278
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,029
Come here!
279
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,959
- Stay back!
- Aghh!
280
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,952
You have to stop talking to it.
It could be dangerous.
281
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,350
I bet it has huge fangs
and poisonous saliva.
282
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,351
- It's an ugly little monster.
- "It"?
283
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,072
It? It?
284
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,470
Do you mean to tell me you
do not know what a Psammead is?
285
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,913
You're a what?
286
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:04,235
I am a Psammead crustacea
decapodlium wishasaurus.
287
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,594
Got it?
288
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,635
No.
289
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,757
I am a Sand-fairy.
290
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,796
- Sand-fairy?
- Yeah.
291
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,793
I thought fairies had little ballet dresses
and wings and wands.
292
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,155
What on earth have you been reading?
293
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,878
I'll call you Sandy.
294
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,235
- Why?
- Because we found you in the sand.
295
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,596
You're so funny.
Have your parents tried boiling you?
296
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,318
That's it. Come on.
297
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,118
- Don't like that "boiling" line, do you?
- Robert, now!
298
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,156
Kids don't like that.
299
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,559
- Off you go...
- Come here.
300
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,916
Did you know
that fairies in books can grant wishes?
301
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,788
All right, all right. I will grant you your wishes.
302
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,677
But... I have a list of demands.
303
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,877
My needs are minimal
but what I need is a state room,
304
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,997
with a sunken bath and those taps
that go backwards and forwards.
305
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,119
And I need a toothbrush made of gold.
Not the bristles, but the bit you hold.
306
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,792
Gold bristles would hurt my gums.
307
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,233
Did that once.
308
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,599
Anyway, I'd like white sand spread on the floor,
preferably sand from the Bahamas.
309
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,638
- And a shower cap.
- The thing is, we don't have a palace.
310
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,870
- And a yak.
- Or any of those other things.
311
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,952
We're the Butterworths.
All we have is a small house in London.
312
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,156
- We're just children.
- Make a wish anyway.
313
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,913
- I wish...
- Stop.
314
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,231
You've started a wish. You can't stop now.
315
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,356
� Make a wish, make a wish...
316
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,429
On second thoughts,
317
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,432
we're going to leave this little man
and go back to the house.
318
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,670
We've still got Uncle's list to get through.
319
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,832
Oh, great idea. Let's go and tidy up for 14 hours.
320
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,071
- That's it.
� Ba-dup, bo-dup, ba-da ba-da
321
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,195
Sand-fairy.
322
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,316
- Are you still here?
- Yes.
323
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,879
- And we wish...
- Anthea!
324
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,715
We wish for all the tasks on Uncle's list
to be done by magic.
325
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,994
OK.
326
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,993
So, you want me to give you...
extra hands?
327
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,196
No!
328
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,111
Here we go.
329
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,834
Was that it?
330
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,512
Yeah, good, eh?
331
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,515
Quick! Come on, let's see if it worked.
332
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,639
Let's go!
333
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,473
Anthea, how did you get here so fast?
334
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,277
- Anthea?
- Yes?
335
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,678
You'll never guess what's in our...
336
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,914
Ah.
337
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,797
I don't believe it.
338
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,912
Come on. Come on!
339
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,151
Do you realise what this means?
340
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,913
We'll never have to work again. We're free.
341
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,551
Jane?
342
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,590
Wishes. Real wishes. We made a wish...
343
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,557
and it came true.
344
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,153
It's not supposed to happen.
345
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,435
She's right, you know. This is big.
346
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,873
It's huge.
347
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,589
It's immense. It's monumentally,
colossally ginormous.
348
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,319
- Is that even a word?
- Apparently it is now.
349
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,631
I hate to do this, but it's for your own good.
350
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,630
Stop!
351
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,869
Horace is coming.
352
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,997
You have to distract him.
Quickly, go! Quick!
353
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,868
Well, it's you, you horrible little child.
Shouldn't you be cleaning my room?
354
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,315
Horace, it's time we got to know one another.
355
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,549
No, it isn't.
356
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,108
I used to think that myself, but here we are.
357
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,189
I'll start.
358
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,352
Oh, great.
359
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,191
Just what my day was missing.
360
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,510
A tour of a dark, smelly basement.
361
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,989
This is where I keep my monster collection.
362
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,356
What's that noise?
363
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,396
I don't know.
364
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,276
Be careful. Don't get too close.
You might get savaged.
365
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,794
By a dead starfish with an onion stuck on it.
366
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,759
It's not. It's called Megastarrium
and it's a monster. They're all monsters.
367
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,955
Look.
368
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,110
Ooh, that was scary - very scary.
369
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,669
- Oh, no! It's me.
- This is not good.
370
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,990
If Uncle hears it, we're for it.
371
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,514
Here. Wait there.
372
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,919
I'll try and distract him.
373
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,436
I was hoping you could teach me
the more finer points of monster er...
374
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,714
Monster mastery?
375
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,268
- Please.
- You're in for a treat.
376
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,070
Who dares sally forth
to the dragon's lair?
377
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,832
It's Cyril, Uncle.
378
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,239
Yes, Cyril. Mm.
379
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,878
Yeah, popular name these days.
380
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,111
Seems every other boy I meet
is called Squirrel - Cyril. Cyril!
381
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,917
I've come to see what you're writing.
382
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,319
Really?
383
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,356
I like to do sums.
384
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,793
- The harder, the better.
- Plucky chap! Come in.
385
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,517
Let us make maths your mistress.
Ignite the mind.
386
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,276
I am going to set you the most
difficult sum you have ever seen.
387
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,874
Exciting, eh? It's here... somewhere.
388
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,393
Ahh...
389
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,109
Ooh.
390
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,478
I know how you feel.
391
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,311
It's beautiful, isn't it?
392
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,152
There's no need to rush.
393
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,639
Enjoy.
394
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,188
Savour the sum.
395
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,316
Let it wash over you.
396
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,673
And once you gain its trust...
it's yours for life.
397
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,990
- Are you the real Anthea?
- Yes.
398
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,116
At least, I think so.
399
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,679
Shrieking?
400
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,193
Screeching?
401
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,635
Ahh, nails down the blackboard?
402
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,432
The dragon awakes.
403
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,238
Uncle, no!
404
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,828
Whoever is making that noise...
405
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,558
Well, then, minus 82...
406
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,551
.. dire consequences!
407
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,555
Come on, Cyril, think!
408
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,356
.. the cosine rule will come into action,
meaning that the 86 is totally irrelevant.
409
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,112
Ah!
410
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,873
3,465,222.
411
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,155
Say that again.
412
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,714
3,465,222.
413
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,076
A prime number of the Zeeman series.
414
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,993
Toppety-notchety work, Squirrel - Cyril.
415
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,274
It's my favourite series,
416
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,158
although the Flugelstadt Succession
runs it a close second.
417
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,992
I'll show you Dr Flugelstadt's book.
418
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,150
He went mad, you know, completely bonkers.
419
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,959
Lost his marbles. Fell out of his tree. Oak, I think.
420
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,792
Ah, now, wait.
421
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,711
What's this one?
422
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,836
No, wait! Don't tell me.
423
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,519
Eggasaurus.
424
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,272
No. Tyrannosaurus.
425
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,748
Come on, you two.
426
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,879
If we start now, we might be able
to finish by... next Tuesday.
427
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,359
Just look at this place.
428
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,670
How are we going to pay for the damage?
429
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,398
It's not too bad.
430
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,311
I mean, it's just...
431
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,198
these plates... and that clock...
432
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,872
.. this vase...
433
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,598
How expensive do you think
a Ming vase would be?
434
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,989
I know. We don't have to buy anything.
435
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,753
We can wish
for the things to be fixed good as new.
436
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,876
Well, now.
437
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,269
What a to-do today turned out to be.
438
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,998
Oh... it wasn't us.
439
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,719
- Honestly, it was the Sand-fairy...
- Jane.
440
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,109
- Sand-fairy, huh?
Er...
441
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,875
No, she didn't say "Sand-fairy", she said...
442
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,712
She said...
443
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,633
Safari. We were pretending to be on safari,
444
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,551
and Cyril is an elephant.
445
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,916
A safari, of course.
446
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,594
Well, now, if we all do as I do...
447
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,672
we can undo all this to-do before tomorrow.
448
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,239
Come along, you lot.
449
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,113
Dear Mummy,
450
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,112
should Uncle's letter reach you
before this one does,
451
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,352
Robert says breakages are inevitable,
under the circumstances.
452
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,793
Anyway, it is only the second week,
453
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,075
and we've already found
an amazing beach,
454
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,550
and we found a... found a strange thing.
455
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,279
But it is nearly bedtime.
456
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,237
So, no more from me tonight.
457
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,031
Your loving daughter, Jane.
458
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,837
PS. If you could have a wish come true,
459
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,990
what would you have?
460
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,233
- Bacon?
- Yes, please.
461
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,517
- The Supersaurus was 200 feet high!
- I know that.
462
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,477
But if you want to see a reaI monster...
463
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,437
Ow! What was that for?
464
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,318
- Boiled egg, Jane?
- Mm. Yes, please.
465
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,472
Thank you. Ooh!
466
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,232
What did you two get up to yesterday?
467
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,231
Horace showed me his laboratory.
468
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,072
And his collection of monsters.
469
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,071
He's got dozens pickled in jars.
470
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,436
- Eugh, that's really disgusting.
- Most of them were rubbish.
471
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,034
- Hey!
- But he has a dinosaur in an egg!
472
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,476
That's a secret.
Now you have to tell me a secret of yours.
473
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,916
Well... yester...
- Robert! Robert, no. Come here.
474
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,592
Hey!
475
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,039
Put me down!
476
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,314
Hey, get off. What are you playing at?
477
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,157
You're bound to mention It.
478
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,719
- So?
- It's our secret.
479
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,916
And Horace is so nasty.
480
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,117
He's odd, but he's not so bad
when you get to know him.
481
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,713
And he has his own laboratory.
482
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,155
Where he collects monsters
and pickles them in jars?
483
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,071
- Yes.
- Think what he'd do to It.
484
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,628
Er... yes. Good point.
485
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,598
Don't mention It in front of the pickler.
486
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,195
What are you whispering about?
And what's It?
487
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,998
- Ah... well...
- Er...
488
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,229
It...
489
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,834
It's a game of hide-and-seek. You're it.
490
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,753
You count to a thousand while we hide.
491
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,070
A thousand? Isn't it usually 20?
492
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,914
Well, it's such a big house
and Jane and I are only girls...
493
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,877
Oh, fine.
494
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,030
One, two, three...
495
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,792
I hated saying, "We are only girls. "
496
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,632
- Where are you going?
- Here's a clue.
497
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,154
- It rhymes with "hand hairy".
C YRIL: Oh, no.
498
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,753
No way. We're not going back.
499
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,274
You saw all the trouble that wish got us into.
500
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,477
Oh, look, this must be the pole
that's been sticking up Cyril's...
501
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,199
Back off! You can insult me all you like, but...
502
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,077
Thanks, but I'll save that for later.
503
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,230
I'm going, whether you're coming or not.
504
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,591
Hand hairy...?
505
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,671
Hand hairy?
506
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,917
Sand-fairy.
507
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,231
Oh, pendulous expression,
furrowed brow - bad news?
508
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,108
- This letter from your publisher.
- Yes, yes. Immaterial.
509
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,679
Impact inconsequential.
510
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,671
They want to make big changes to your book.
511
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,875
- They do?
- Yes.
512
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,633
Difficult Sums For Children isn't catchy enough.
513
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,109
- Catchy?
- They're suggesting a new title.
514
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,919
Counting The Fun With Charlie Chicken.
515
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,230
They're replacing you with a chicken.
516
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,197
- Ridiculous.
- Of course it is.
517
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,793
We must write back and tell them.
518
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,440
Give me the name of the chicken
and the address of his coop.
519
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,637
No, no, your publishers.
You can't have a counting chicken.
520
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,109
Of course not. Can't count without fingers.
521
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,316
No use. Oh, I suppose he could use wings.
522
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,470
No, that's silly. He'd only get to two.
523
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,437
Unless... er...
524
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,476
Noah managed two by two.
525
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,028
Gosh, that flood must have been
a terrible setback.
526
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,792
Ahh.
527
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,915
Hm-hm.
528
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,832
Smells like rain. Great change is afoot.
529
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,319
You can sign this one.
530
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,794
It! It!
531
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,519
So, have you come to thank me
for yesterday's wish?
532
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,875
- I brought you these.
- Ah.
533
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,916
Forget it. How kind.
534
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,956
That hole doesn't look very comfortable.
535
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,429
- Yes, it is.
- Would you like to sit next to me?
536
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,988
Like Flopsy. He's my rabbit.
537
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,196
- You have a rabbit called Flopsy?
- Mm.
538
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,111
Has he got no spine?
539
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,033
Your ability with naming things
is not very good, child.
540
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,997
Oh, here they all come. Hmm.
541
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,116
Our wish didn't turn out as we expected.
542
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,269
No.
543
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,716
Yes. Our doubles turned the hall
into a swimming pool.
544
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,109
Was anything damaged?
545
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,316
- Damaged? It was an absolute mess!
- Huh? Plenty.
546
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,551
- The vases smashed to smithereens?
- Yes.
547
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,949
The floor flooded, and dictionaries drenched?
548
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,349
They were.
549
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,271
And the house burnt to the ground?
550
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,238
- No.
- House didn't burn to the ground?
551
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,629
You got off lightly, all things considered.
552
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,675
What?
553
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,713
Not so fast, Sand-fairy!
554
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,439
You made those doubles
ruin the house on purpose.
555
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,272
Look, it's not me. It's the rules.
556
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,271
You make a wish, it goes horribly wrong.
557
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,148
And then you learn something valuable. Hmm?
558
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,152
That's terrible. I don't need to learn anything.
559
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,275
Ooh!
560
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,158
Of course,
everything is back to normal by sunset.
561
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,389
Why "of course"?
562
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,472
Because wishes only last
during the daylight.
563
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,710
So that's why our doubles disappeared.
564
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,712
- Why didn't you tell us that?
- You didn't ask.
565
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,360
- So, can you fix everything we broke?
- Oh, yes.
566
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,074
- But they'll be broken again by sunset.
- Oh, great.
567
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,798
- It's got a point.
- Mmm.
568
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,678
So what you learn from this,
you see, is... Hello.
569
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,954
What do you think?
570
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,316
Ah, well... very good. I like er...
571
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,755
the use of light and shadow, it's very effective.
572
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,952
The subject is hideous monster, of course.
573
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,112
As the sun here melts,
the monster, he is shocked.
574
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,634
His hair's on end and...
575
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,676
Oh, it's me.
576
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,036
I know. Let's ask for money.
We can pay to get everything fixed.
577
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,237
Let's not go crazy.
Just enough to cover the breakages.
578
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,754
- I think we should ask for gold.
Yes!
579
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,990
- I wish we had buckets of it.
C YRIL: Robert!
580
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,911
So, buckets of gold.
581
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,432
398... 399...
582
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,238
400...
583
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,037
999...
584
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,951
1,000.
585
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,075
Ready or not, here I come!
586
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,436
- I said let's not go crazy.
Oh, shut up.
587
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,872
- Hurry up.
C YRIL: It's stuck.
588
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,996
Push it harder, Cyril.
589
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,991
- Push!
- Push.
590
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,991
Ohh...
591
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,671
Buckets of the stuff!
592
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,836
Hello?
593
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,552
It's Horace.
594
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,596
Oh, no, he mustn't see the gold.
595
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,557
I can hear you.
596
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,949
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
597
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,357
You can't hide for ever, you know.
598
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,352
Aha! I found you!
599
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,158
I win, I win, I win, I win!
600
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,356
New game. You're it.
601
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,115
Oh, come on. Don't be sore losers.
602
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,351
Er... new rules.
The winner gets a head start.
603
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,678
- That's right.
- Yes.
604
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,317
OK. Fine.
605
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,637
Come on! Hurry up!
606
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,109
Anthea, we're going! Come on!
607
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,111
Just wait for us.
608
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,598
Come on, Lamb.
C YRIL: Come on. Keep up.
609
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,193
Are you OK with Lamb, Anthea?
610
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,748
- Have you got the list?
- Yes, Cyril.
611
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,795
Good.
612
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,031
When we get into town,
we're going to the antique shop.
613
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,157
Yes, Cyril.
- We'll go straight in and straight out.
614
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,471
Yes, Cyril.
- We won't get distracted by anything.
615
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,755
- Got it?
Yes, Cyril.
616
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,593
Thank you.
617
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,710
Come on. We're here to buy vases,
not ice creams.
618
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,994
Let's buy the vase.
619
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,230
- Five cones with all the trimmings.
- Robert!
620
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,393
- Keep the change.
- What's a child doing with all this gold?
621
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,869
- It must be fake.
- No, it's not, is it?
622
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,076
- We made a wish...
- We didn't, Jane.
623
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,791
Old Blighty! Old Blighty!
624
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,549
No, he's taking back the vase.
625
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,950
- It was just like the one that broke.
- He doesn't want to take the gold.
626
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,835
Wha...?
627
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,631
Not again. Not...
628
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,280
Your country needs you!
629
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,917
Dad! Dad!
630
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,396
Sorry, lad.
631
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,680
- I thought...
- It's OK.
632
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,554
It's all right.
633
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,598
You know what we need?
To fill our faces. What do you say?
634
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,399
But the ice-cream man...
He didn't want our money.
635
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,755
Neither did the man in the antique shop.
636
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,594
There must be someone
willing to take a heap of gold,
637
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,557
no questions asked.
638
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,230
- Look at that one.
- It's nice, isn't it?
639
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,596
Cyril!
640
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,875
He's trying to say something.
641
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,598
Cyril?
642
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,910
It's the car- something to do with the car.
643
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,076
C YRIL: That's not a car.
644
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,789
That is the Portman Speedster 3000.
645
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,598
According to Motorcar Monthly,
646
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,719
the 3000 is the fastest production motor
of all time.
647
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,472
We're talking eight horsepower.
648
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,074
If it's so wonderful, why don't you just buy it?
649
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,276
- Yeah, buy the car, Cyril!
- Buy the car!
650
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,191
- No.
- Buy the car! Come on!
651
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,679
Stop it!
652
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,951
Don't step on my floor.
653
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,634
I need to speak to my father.
Get out of my way.
654
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,508
Oh, well, it must be very important
if you want to disturb him at work.
655
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,556
It's about those children.
656
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,074
Oh, really? And what children would you mean?
657
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,639
My cousins.
658
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,034
Broom-broom.
659
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,157
CyriI, this one goes 80mph.
Dad would love this.
660
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,832
Get off, get off, get off!
661
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,070
- We were just...
- Shh.
662
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,310
I beg your pardon!
663
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,310
Eh?
664
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,755
We would like to buy a motorcar.
665
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,355
- That one over there.
- Of course, sir.
666
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,112
And perhaps sir would like to take
667
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,237
the aforementioned automobile for a test drive.
668
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,993
- Great idea.
- Just a small matter of a deposit...
669
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,632
- .. in case of misadventure.
- Ours are always misadventures.
670
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,153
I daresay.
671
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,117
This enough?
672
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,675
Yes.
673
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,480
- I didn't know Cyril could drive.
- He can't.
674
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,516
Come on!
675
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,718
On the left!
676
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,794
- Look out!
- Whoa!
677
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,232
I can't see!
678
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,956
Help!
679
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,191
Stop this car!
680
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,838
Stop! Ahh!
681
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,835
Oh...
682
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,558
- Thanks for the test drive.
But I don't think he likes it.
683
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,119
- Wait...
C YRIL: Quick.
684
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,269
Halt!
685
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,790
- You'll pay for this, you little...
- Good afternoon.
686
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,472
Sergeant...
687
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,437
Just the man.
688
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,273
These hooligans have wrecked my motorcar.
689
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,955
- This one here was driving like a...
- A child?
690
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,190
Behind the wheel of your motorcar?
691
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,157
Eh? Er...
692
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,117
Children...
693
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,154
Well, this one here, he swore he was 27.
694
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,470
He's got a wife and three kids in Winchester.
695
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,834
But I'm 11!
696
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,638
Yeah, yeah, you and your gold!
697
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,597
Nice lot you are.
698
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,797
Tempting honest car dealers
with your stolen gold.
699
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,309
That's enough. These children are with me.
700
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,277
Oh, an accomplice, I'll wager.
701
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,070
I don't think they're going to
wriggle out of this one. Allow me.
702
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,275
Gone!
703
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,191
Come along, Mr Peasemarsh.
704
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,918
It's gone!
705
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,198
I'm sure there's a good explanation
for this but we'll have to go down...
706
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,840
I was going to be a policeman.
Never had the feet.
707
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,469
Horace, I trust this isn't a prank.
I'm in the middle of chapter 12-
708
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,472
The Joy Of Quadratic Equations.
I'm at the good bit.
709
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,711
No, it's true.
The children, the gold and the greenhouse.
710
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,153
I have them.
711
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,913
Will they be sentenced to 20 years hard labour?
712
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,797
- What the...?
- But...
713
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,790
Ah!
714
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,314
Convicts on the loose. Alert the authorities!
715
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,154
Unusual hour.
716
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,879
Nocturnal excursion... dishevelled youngsters...
717
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,996
Ripe odour.
718
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,958
Odd situation. Martha, explain.
719
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,758
We were taking the dog for a walk.
720
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,035
- Isn't that right, children?
- Yes, Martha.
721
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,270
Ah, the howl of the hounds!
722
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,635
Running with the pack
of an autumn morning, eh?
723
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,075
Fresh air, waggedy tails, eh?
Bow-wow-wow.
724
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,469
How much is that doggie in the um...?
725
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,597
- But we don't have a dog.
- Use your imagination, Horace.
726
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,352
The gold.
727
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,271
Ah, the gold coins. Nobody move.
728
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,390
Horace... Horace!
729
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,631
You're becoming eccentric.
730
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,834
Come along, children.
731
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,793
You may be able to fool my father,
732
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,155
but I've enough proof to send you to prison.
733
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,276
For the rest of your lives.
734
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,669
Phew.
735
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,512
What a day it's been.
736
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,353
- It could've been worse.
- Worse?
737
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,749
How? You keep getting us into trouble.
738
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,432
Stop picking on me.
739
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,512
Besides, it didn't take long
to get you behind the wheel.
740
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,238
Why do you have to be such a pain?
741
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,231
Why do you have to boss everyone about?
742
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,231
You think you're grown-up but you're not.
743
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,356
Stop it! Don't fight.
744
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,475
Please.
745
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,677
I was put in charge.
746
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,718
- It doesn't mean I have to listen to you.
- Yes, it does!
747
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,677
- No, it doesn't!
- Yes, it does!
748
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,637
You're not Dad.
749
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,397
Hello?
750
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,357
Well, well, well, well, well now.
751
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,317
What's all this commotion?
752
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,231
So many sad faces.
753
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,511
Well, I may have something
that might cheer you up.
754
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,431
A little bit of magic.
755
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,556
No more magic, please.
756
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,790
Abra Chihuahua!
757
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,677
Let me see. Let me see.
758
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,036
- It's addressed to all of us!
- I recognise the writing. It's Dad's.
759
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,997
Open it, Cyril. Go on, you have to.
760
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,355
In all the kerfuffle, I almost forgot.
761
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,237
"My darling children,
762
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,596
I hope you are all happy, healthy,
and up to plenty of mischief
763
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,955
and soaking up all the joys of the country. "
764
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,917
He's got the soaking part right.
765
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,671
Sh.
766
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,911
"Jane, I hope you are enjoying your violin.
767
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,877
However hard it is to learn now,
768
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,076
it's something you'll be glad of one day.
769
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,469
Anthea, I'm thoroughly enjoying
the novel you hid in my luggage.
770
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,437
The Plummeting Pilot Of Poslewait.
771
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,398
All the boys in the squadron
are lining up to borrow it.
772
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,675
And, Robert...
773
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,797
the Sopwith's a bit tricky in the air,
but she's a beauty.
774
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,757
I wish I could fly over to see you.
775
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,677
Let's all hope it won't be long.
776
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,159
And, Cyril...
777
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,435
these are difficult days for us all.
778
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,317
But I know I can count on you.
779
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,999
Whatever happens,
you must stand by one another.
780
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,355
Now, give the Lamb a big kiss from me.
781
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,879
I'd better grab some shuteye
as I am on dawn patrol.
782
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,356
All my love always,
783
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,317
Dad. "
784
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,910
Read it again, Cyril.
785
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,792
Martha?
786
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,314
Unexpected guest just arrived.
787
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,278
On a flying visit, I suppose.
I didn't know about this.
788
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,759
A guest, sir?
789
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,717
Yes.
790
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,553
Professor Charles Chicken,
University of Eggsford.
791
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,995
I was at Eggsford.
I don't remember a Chicken.
792
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,957
It's from your publisher.
793
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,157
They propose giving away
one free puppet with every book.
794
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,071
One free with every book?
795
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,152
- Ridiculous. That'll never catch on.
- That's what I said.
796
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,150
Chicken!
797
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,117
Huh!
798
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,350
C YRIL: Today's a new day, a fresh start.
799
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,317
Are we making another wish?
800
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,231
Not a chance.
801
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,275
What?
802
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,237
Cyril and I have been discussing it,
803
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,437
and we've agreed from now on,
we leave the Sand-fairy alone.
804
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,397
But I drew it another picture. Look.
805
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,357
We can't leave it alone.
806
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,000
Think of all the wishes we'd be giving up.
807
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,957
No more wishes. It's over.
808
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,871
Promise me, Robert. Please.
809
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,235
All right. All right, I promise.
810
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,914
So what do we do instead?
811
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,877
We'll make friends with Horace.
812
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,837
- Why?
- Why not?
813
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,751
Because he's so nasty.
814
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,711
Excellent!
815
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,271
Who's there?
816
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,237
C YRIL: Hello, Horace.
GIRLS: Hello.
817
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,237
Oh, it's you lot.
818
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,959
C YRIL: We've come to see
if you'd like to play with us.
819
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,759
So you can have another game
of hide-and-seek and run off?
820
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,717
We're sorry about that.
821
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,637
So what do you say?
822
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,757
How about we make a picnic
and go down to the sea?
823
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,711
Oh, I wish I could.
824
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,633
I really, really do. The truth is...
825
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,359
- I don't like you.
- But we want to be your friends.
826
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,317
I don't need friends.
827
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,032
But I do need test subjects for my experiments.
828
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,155
Eugh! Horace, don't be silly.
829
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,549
- Put that down. Put that down.
- Make me.
830
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,471
Horace, put those down.
831
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,957
Quick!
832
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,793
This is going well.
Do you think he's our friend yet?
833
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,393
I don't know.
834
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,476
I know you've got a secret,
and when I catch you, I'll get it.
835
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,077
Oh, what's going on here?
836
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,634
Just playing with the other children, Martha.
837
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,870
That's good. Good boy, Horace. Carry on.
838
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,197
Up here, quick!
839
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,474
Brilliant.
840
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,916
C YRIL: Think we're OK?
Yes.
841
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,433
You do, do you?
842
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,829
If you don't let me in on your little secret,
843
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,797
I won't let you out.
844
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,392
We're trapped.
845
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,357
No, we can't be.
846
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,197
I wonder what happened to Robert.
847
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,397
I need a longer pin.
848
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,637
I might have something.
849
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,597
What about this?
850
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,759
Here.
851
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,353
Great.
852
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,997
Oh, my gosh!
853
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,672
I've got wings!
854
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,637
So soft.
855
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,631
So white.
856
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,278
Wow!
857
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,154
- The little...
- What?
858
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,037
He must have made a wish.
859
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,078
The boy is out of control.
I don't know how I'll cope.
860
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,594
What am I going to tell Mum? Look at you!
861
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,033
CyriI!
862
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,758
Cyril! Cyril!
863
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,717
You've done it again!
864
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,916
What on earth were you thinking?
865
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,911
I'm going to France to see Dad.
866
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,877
France?
867
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,315
He wished he could fly to see us,
well, he can't.
868
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,277
But we can fly to him. Come on!
869
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,311
Robert, no!
870
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,278
This way. Just try and catch me!
871
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,157
Anthea, wait!
872
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,832
Please, wait for me!
873
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,674
- Come on, Jane.
- Anthea, wait for me!
874
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,037
Huh.
875
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,796
Robert!
876
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,077
This is amazing!
877
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,231
Let's get Robert.
878
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,830
Look!
879
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,319
Aargh!
880
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,077
.. wieso wir geh�rt haben.
881
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,837
Let's get going!
882
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,112
Wait for me!
883
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,156
Wait for me! No!
884
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,070
Much against my better nature,
I have decided to let you...
885
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,037
out.
886
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,997
Yoo-hoo!
887
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,799
Children! Where are you, dears?
888
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,552
Ah, Horace. Have you seen your cousins?
889
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,550
No.
890
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,915
The only rational conclusion is,
891
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,230
they flew out the window.
892
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,031
C YRIL: What were you thinking?
893
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,429
- We could have been killed!
- I want to see Dad!
894
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,397
France is just a few miles that way.
895
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,993
Too dangerous!
896
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,752
And too late.
897
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,956
We have to get back. Now!
898
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,591
- I'm going down.
- No, you're not.
899
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,557
Keep up with me.
900
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,592
Come in, all of you.
901
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,557
Here you are, Robert.
902
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,312
There you are. Good heavens.
903
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,277
Look at the state of you. Filthy.
904
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,677
I think I landed on Uncle's roses.
905
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,830
He's going to be so angry.
906
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,797
Come here, children.
907
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,677
Come here.
908
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,637
Now, I'm sure that all will be well.
909
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,553
Er... we must hope... we must believe...
910
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,914
Mummy!
911
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,831
- I can't believe you're here!
- Mum!
912
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,115
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Mummy.
913
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,357
- Did you get our letter?
- Yes, I did, precious.
914
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,192
Something's wrong.
915
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,037
- It's your father.
- He's here?
916
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,678
No, Robert, he's not.
917
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,870
His plane went down behind enemy lines.
918
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,837
Several days ago.
919
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,717
He's missing.
920
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,835
No.
921
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,275
It's not true.
922
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,917
Where is it? I've got it right here!
923
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,029
Robert?
924
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,759
- It's gone!
- What have you lost?
925
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,798
The compass.
I left it in my drawer but it's not here.
926
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,757
It'll turn up. Come here.
927
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,956
You don't have to worry. Dad's all right.
928
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,031
- Yes.
- No, really. He isn't missing.
929
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,997
He can't be.
930
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,719
He must be on a secret mission
behind enemy lines.
931
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,677
It's all right to be upset.
932
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,634
I'm not upset. I have to go now.
933
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,597
We have to help Dad.
934
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,318
Look, I know...
935
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,992
I know you want to.
936
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,548
But we just have to wait for news.
937
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,789
Wait?
938
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,075
- Yeah, I'm sure everything...
- Wait?
939
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,037
Robert, I...
940
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,197
Please be here.
941
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,157
Please, Sand-fairy.
942
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,117
Please.
943
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,157
Why have you woken me?
944
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,679
I lost something.
945
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,149
Well, did you, indeed? Something precious?
946
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:52,196
And you think I can help you to find it?
947
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,157
With a wish.
948
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,912
Well, of course.
949
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,752
- I wish...
- No, stop.
950
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,717
You've had all your wishes today.
951
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,553
I gave you all wings.
That's not easy to do, you know.
952
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,517
Wings is a big job.
953
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,591
You might show some gratitude.
954
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,477
I'm very grateful.
955
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,357
But, Sand-fairy...
956
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,271
I do need this wish.
957
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,715
Well, all right, I can grant your wish.
958
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,268
But when dawn comes, not before.
959
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,351
- But you'll do it?
- Yes.
960
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,271
But, child, what then?
961
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,351
The wish will fade at sunset, you know.
962
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,193
- Maybe this wish won't fade.
- But you know it will.
963
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,794
What's the point in wishes that don't last?
964
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,314
Magic... fades.
965
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,277
That's its nature.
966
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,237
It can show you the way,
967
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,197
but in the end,
968
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,157
it's up to you.
969
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,117
As the years go on,
970
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,113
your moments of magic
will become less and less.
971
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,077
And before you know it...
972
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,351
.. you too will have forgotten.
973
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,317
Forgotten all this.
974
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,237
Forgotten me.
975
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,919
And the magic... will have faded.
976
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,113
I won't. I'll never forget.
977
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,037
We shall see.
978
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,997
Now...
979
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,991
go to your bed and let me go to mine.
980
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,477
You're not going.
981
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,437
Have you turned to stone?
982
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,193
Do you think he's looking up at the same sky?
983
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,435
IT: Well... I expect so,
984
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,080
unless he's been whisked
to a different galaxy.
985
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,037
Which I am sure he has not.
986
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,997
Very tricky, that.
987
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,957
Galaxy's a big job.
988
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,917
Could you move over a bit?
989
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,877
Hey. Hey!
990
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,837
What are you doing?
991
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,797
Get off me.
992
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,758
Tomorrow will come quicker
if I stay with you tonight.
993
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,276
No, it won't.
It comes at a very similar speed.
994
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,715
- No matter where, you can't...
- Good night.
995
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,677
You'd better not snore.
996
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,679
Terrific.
997
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,637
I hope you appreciate this.
998
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,355
Hm.
999
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,757
It's morning, Sand-fairy.
1000
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,717
I can make my wish.
1001
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,677
Sand-fairy?
1002
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,592
Sand-fairy!
1003
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,517
Sand-fairy!
1004
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,517
I knew it!
1005
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,477
It had to be you!
1006
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,279
Robert. Just in time for the dissection.
1007
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,352
How did you find out about the Sand-fairy?
1008
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,479
Thanks to you. Last night when you
went to the greenhouse, I followed you.
1009
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,279
For years I've wondered
why I was never allowed in.
1010
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,237
Now I know.
1011
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,710
I'm not sure if this Sand-fairy
is a crustacean or decapod or...
1012
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,268
Let It go.
1013
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,715
I need it to grant me my wish.
1014
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,951
- Wish? What are you talking about?
- I'm a Sand-fairy!
1015
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,348
There's a tiny clue in the name.
1016
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,079
- It can talk.
- You should hear me sing.
1017
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,595
Call it extra insurance.
1018
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,357
I, Charles Chicken...
1019
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,077
- Ahem.
- Ah.
1020
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,077
- Tea?
- Yes, thank you.
1021
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,151
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
1022
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,514
No, no.
1023
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,558
May I present my colleague
Professor Charles Chicken,
1024
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,029
MA, BSc, EGG?
1025
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,434
Not a lot going on behind that beak.
1026
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,037
I wonder where the wishes come from.
1027
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,997
Is it a gland?
1028
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,389
Perhaps there's something about its brain.
1029
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,152
Oh, hello. Good afternoon.
1030
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,310
- Maybe I'll slice it down the middle.
- No!
1031
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,311
I recognised you, Horace.
1032
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,872
You're not like other children.
1033
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,155
- I should hope not.
- No...
1034
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,232
like a crazy kid experimenting
on things in the basement.
1035
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,914
- That is you.
- Enough! It is time.
1036
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,117
Wait, if you slice it open it can't give you a wish.
1037
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,988
Are you suggesting I not perform
a proper exploratory dissection?
1038
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,674
Yes, I am for that idea.
1039
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,113
Let's have a vote, shall we?
1040
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,351
All in favour of the non-slicing open
approach say aye.
1041
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,317
Aye!
1042
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,075
Surely the best way to find out where
wishes come from is to ask for one.
1043
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,116
What could possibly go wrong?
1044
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,156
Surprisingly good thinking, Robert.
1045
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,630
Then we can study the wish
under strict laboratory conditions.
1046
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,836
But... what to wish for?
1047
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,475
What a delicious monster collection you have.
1048
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,952
Now I have you to complete it.
1049
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,519
Oh, no.
1050
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,477
As fine a prize as I am,
1051
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,199
you are yet missing one vital beast.
1052
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,871
Nice egg.
1053
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,872
Tyrannosaurus, if I'm not mistaken.
1054
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,748
Just make one... little... wish.
1055
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,717
Come on, Horace.
1056
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,916
- You know you want to.
- OK.
1057
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,195
I wish for the egg to hatch.
1058
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,397
That's rubbish.
1059
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,830
I know you don't trust the Sand-fairy...
1060
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,150
- Cyril, come quick!
- Where have you been?
1061
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,879
- Sand-fairy.
- But that's where we're going.
1062
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,837
No, you can't. He isn't there.
1063
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,911
What are you talking about?
1064
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,190
You've been to It already, haven't you?
1065
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,430
- No...
- You've wasted the wish.
1066
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,511
- I was trying to help.
- What have you done?
1067
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,352
I was doing it for Dad.
1068
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,351
But Horace followed me.
1069
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,000
- I had to, because you don't care!
- What do you mean?
1070
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,913
You idiot. Of course I care!
1071
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,230
We all care. But you...
1072
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,072
You had to ruin everything as usual!
1073
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,276
You're the one who doesn't care, Robert!
1074
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,954
Leave him! That's what he wants.
1075
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,349
You've ruined everything.
1076
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,317
Don't go. Please.
1077
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,399
It's not too late.
1078
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,317
I've been trying to tell you.
1079
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,037
It's in the basement.
1080
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,837
Here we go, Horace.
1081
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,990
I promised you a dinosaur.
1082
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,873
And you shall get what you deserve.
1083
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,913
This... is Gerald.
1084
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,508
He dribbles a bit because he's only two.
1085
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,237
Come in, children, come in.
1086
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,197
It's all right.
1087
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,111
He's only interested in Horace.
1088
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,077
Do something.
1089
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:24,030
IT: This is an example of what we
in the wish game call a bad wish.
1090
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,680
Very bad, even badder than the bad ones.
1091
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,675
Sand-fairy, make the wish stop.
1092
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,591
Ah, just let it gobble him up.
1093
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,796
He's hungry! The kid's delicious.
1094
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,836
He's a goner.
1095
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,834
- Did you hear that frightful noise?
- Sorry.
1096
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,672
Probably my gippy tummy.
1097
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,110
I know what to do.
1098
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,077
Jane?
1099
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,557
� Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
1100
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,877
Music soothes the savage beast.
1101
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,837
I read it in one of your books.
1102
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,353
I take it all back.
1103
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,318
- She's wonderful.
C YRIL: Yes, keep it up, Jane.
1104
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,277
Fantastic.
1105
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,431
Raa-aargh!
1106
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,592
Oh, no. I take back all I just took back.
1107
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,870
Someone tell her to shut up!
1108
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,518
It's killing me!
1109
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,555
IT: I feel a... little light-headed now.
1110
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,317
IT: Hyperventilating.
- Horace!
1111
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,437
IT: Thank God that's over.
1112
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,158
IT: Hello?
1113
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,071
What's wrong with him?
1114
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,549
Get him to Mum, quick. She'll know what to do.
1115
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,677
I'll take him. Anthea, you make the wish.
1116
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,915
- Sand-fairy.
- .. kid with the... Hello.
1117
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,877
- Is that you, Mother?
- It's OK.
1118
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,837
Come to do my nails?
1119
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,797
Just a light buffing, thank you.
1120
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,599
C YRIL: He's out of his head.
It's made him too weak.
1121
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,513
We have to get him back to the beach quickly.
1122
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,239
IT:.. maybe just a monkey with a wrench.
1123
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,151
- I know how to save Dad.
- We have to wish.
1124
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,117
It's not enough. Trust me.
1125
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,997
After what you've put us through?
1126
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,957
All the wishes, it's been all about you.
1127
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,314
Not any more.
1128
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,278
IT:.. used to be one during the war.
- All right, then.
1129
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,191
You lot head to the beach.
1130
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,157
I'll take Horace to Mum.
1131
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,832
Come on, Horace.
1132
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,797
You'll never make a dance troupe.
1133
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,831
Hello. Are you the three wise monkeys?
1134
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,274
I'm Captain Spiky.
1135
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,235
Wait.
1136
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,957
You're right.
1137
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,917
I have wasted the wishes.
1138
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,635
You all go and see Dad and I'll take Horace.
1139
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:03,314
But you've got to make sure
Dad gets his compass.
1140
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,753
IT: Hello, sir.
1141
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,239
So he'll know where to find us.
1142
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,236
Come on, Horace.
1143
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,197
I've got you, Sand-fairy.
1144
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,793
Hello.
1145
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,348
You're my favourite one of the bunch, you know.
1146
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,752
I've got you too.
1147
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,400
Well, you're my favourite one of the bunch, too.
1148
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,357
And you're very tall.
1149
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,396
Come on.
1150
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,994
Just burp me once.
1151
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,240
Steady. Gently does it. That's it.
1152
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,311
C YRIL: There you are.
IT: Ah...
1153
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,311
IT: That was awfuI!
1154
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,350
That's better.
1155
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,352
There's no place like a mobile home.
1156
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,754
Are you strong enough
to grant us our wish now?
1157
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,869
Sorry, but that mad scientist
cousin of yours
1158
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,837
has made the wish for today.
1159
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,229
You're going to have to wait
till tomorrow,
1160
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,869
which is my birthday,
actually, as a matter of fact.
1161
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,473
I'll be 22.
1162
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,949
We can't wait till tomorrow.
It might be too late.
1163
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,917
IT: Really? All right.
1164
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,276
Well, maybe I've got something
down here that could help.
1165
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,037
This is a big book of wishes.
1166
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,793
This should help. OK.
1167
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,877
Ah, here we go.
1168
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,837
Genius wishes, instant wishes,
1169
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,388
interminable wishes, intellectual wishes,
1170
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,357
interruptive wishes.
1171
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,317
This looks promising.
1172
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,757
Ah, yes.
1173
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,229
Addendum C, regula Vll.
1174
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,029
".. it being wholly inappropriate to
reinstate full wish-giving status
1175
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,873
subject to all parties
being of sound mind and limb. "
1176
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,155
Ah, there you are.
1177
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,276
And where exactly is that?
1178
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:44,356
I think it means you haven't had
a whole day's wish, contractually speaking.
1179
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,035
Therefore you do have
some wish allowance left over.
1180
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,395
Oh, thank you.
1181
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,037
Oh, er... hm.
1182
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,680
You'd better be quick about it. Hm?
1183
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,671
OK, Sand-fairy.
1184
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,436
We wish for our dad to come home safely.
1185
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,238
And that's all.
1186
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,033
Well, if you're sure that's what you want...
1187
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,230
Holding hands. Nice touch.
1188
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,835
There!
1189
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,951
Look! I think it's Dad!
1190
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,190
Come on, quick!
1191
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,157
- Come on, Anthea.
- Come on!
1192
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,356
Dad! Daddy!
1193
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,916
- Daddy!
- Cyril!
1194
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,871
We thought you were lost.
1195
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,916
Oh... What's happening?
1196
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,275
I don't understand, how did I get here?
1197
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,271
- Oh...
- The Sand-fairy.
1198
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,793
We made a wish, Daddy.
1199
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,950
Has she been reading one of your novels?
1200
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,871
She won't sleep now.
1201
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,076
Where's Robert?
1202
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,037
He's in shock but he'll be OK.
1203
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,350
You did the right thing bringing him to me.
1204
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,590
Now... what happened?
1205
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,478
I still don't believe I'm here.
Wait till your mother finds out.
1206
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,471
She doesn't know about this place.
1207
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,357
- No-one does except us.
- All right.
1208
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,396
We'll surprise her and Robert later.
1209
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,836
There... There isn't going to be a later.
1210
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,032
We haven't much time.
1211
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,917
Only until the sun sets.
1212
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,596
I want this wish to last for ever.
1213
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,320
Please, Daddy, I want you to stay.
1214
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,237
It's Robert's idea.
1215
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,111
Dad! Dad!
1216
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,597
Ssh.
1217
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,472
How is he?
1218
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,791
Martha's been up with him all night.
I told her to take a rest.
1219
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,757
I don't know what's wrong with him.
1220
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:19,594
He just keeps muttering about
monsters and sand fairies.
1221
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,750
Maybe you should have a rest, too.
1222
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,877
We'll look after Horace.
1223
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,837
For a bit.
1224
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,673
- Well, if you're sure. I am quite tired.
- OK.
1225
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,635
Mum?
1226
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,233
Dad's OK.
1227
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,151
I know it.
1228
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,393
Horace, can you hear?
1229
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,435
Horace!
1230
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,351
- Robert!
- He's up now.
1231
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,237
Here, have some.
1232
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,198
- What is it?
- It's medicine. It's very good for you.
1233
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,669
I made it myself.
1234
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,637
Perhaps not, Jane.
1235
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,756
We need to talk.
1236
01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,989
Yes.
1237
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,957
About the dinosaur.
1238
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,996
And the wish.
1239
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,911
And It.
1240
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,474
It was all real. It wasn't a dream.
1241
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,836
- Yes, and it has to be our secret.
- But the world must know.
1242
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,512
The world doesn't have to.
1243
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,431
Yes...
1244
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,397
we can write a classified report.
1245
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:22,393
Bury it in red tape for 40 years
and deny everything. I like it.
1246
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,596
Or we could just keep it to ourselves.
1247
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,948
I've never had a secret
to share with anyone before.
1248
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,908
Well, now you have us.
1249
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,231
Allow me, my dear.
1250
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,275
Ah.
1251
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,316
Familiar face.
1252
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,391
Stout fellow.
1253
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,631
Mr Bialli, butcher... er, baker...
er candlestick maker.
1254
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,109
I heard about, well, you know...
1255
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,077
Poor children.
1256
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,151
I thought these might cheer them up.
1257
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,676
- Very kind indeed.
- Here you are.
1258
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,990
- One each.
- Thank you.
1259
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,829
The papers say
it's safe to go back to London.
1260
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,319
Apparently a fleet of Zeppelins
were turned back.
1261
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,277
The pilot said he saw angels.
1262
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,271
So, I think it's time we went home.
1263
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,671
Are you in there?
1264
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,878
IT: Hey! Hey, turn that light out!
1265
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,030
- Where is he?
- Don't you know there's a war on?
1266
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,075
Hello!
1267
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,037
He's been to the hairdresser's!
1268
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,397
Well, so it's you again.
1269
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,832
What's he doing here?
1270
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,832
I'm really sorry
for trying to cut you into little pieces.
1271
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,469
Oh, well, never mind. It was fun.
Apology accepted.
1272
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,677
- Have one of these.
- I suppose you want today's wish.
1273
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,752
- No.
- No... No, we don't.
1274
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,910
- You don't want a wish?
- No.
1275
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,152
I've never heard such a thing. Surely I can
tempt you with one teeny, little, baby wish?
1276
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,038
We've decided not to make any more of them.
1277
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,317
That's the most sensible thing
I've heard in 8,311 years.
1278
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,153
We've come to say goodbye.
We're going home.
1279
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,639
Going home?
1280
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,551
We've just started to have fun.
1281
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,790
I made you this. It's a birthday card.
1282
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,074
- How did you know?
- You told us.
1283
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,832
- Oh, yes.
- Here you are, Robert.
1284
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,751
Don't get many cards these days.
1285
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,992
You know how it is,
after your 6,523rd birthday,
1286
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:35,514
- you just stop counting.
- You don't look that old.
1287
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,033
No, I drink a lot of moisturiser.
1288
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,554
And you can't have a birthday without a present.
1289
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,551
Brown paper - my favourite!
1290
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,200
- You'll have to unwrap it.
- Yes er... I knew that.
1291
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,872
Ah!
1292
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,552
Er...
1293
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,153
It's...
1294
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,151
He's called Brian.
1295
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,912
He's to keep you company.
1296
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,752
C YRIL: Now for the best bit.
1297
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,877
IT: Hello, Brian. Brian? Hello, Brian.
1298
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,030
Not very chatty, is he?
1299
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:06,113
� Happy birthday to you
1300
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,357
� Happy birthday to you
1301
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,271
You have to blow them out.
1302
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,430
� Happy birthday...
- And make a wish.
1303
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:16,559
.. Psammead Crustacea Anostraca Decopodlium
1304
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,712
Anthropodlious Wishasaurus...
1305
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,633
� Happy birthday to you
1306
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,711
� 8,311 today!
1307
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:42,510
Well, that was the best birthday
I have ever, ever had...
1308
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,391
Come on, you lot. It's time to leave.
1309
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,835
.. except when I was 15,
and I was given a yak.
1310
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,797
Come on, Horace.
1311
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,996
Look, I would help to clean up, you know, but...
1312
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,957
I've got a bad leg.
1313
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:55,917
Goodbye, I'm going to really miss you.
1314
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,877
I will miss you too, child.
1315
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,512
Hang on, you're not...
1316
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,477
you're not going, going, going are you?
1317
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,790
What... all?
1318
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,236
You could come with us. Cyril and I
would move in with the Lamb.
1319
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,038
We'd fill our room with sand for you.
1320
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,997
You'd do that for me?
1321
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,719
That's very kind of you, child, but...
1322
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,028
I understand.
1323
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,156
Goodbye, child.
1324
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,593
Bye.
1325
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,312
Sand-fairy,
1326
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,517
when you blew out your candles,
what did you wish for?
1327
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,477
Me, make a wish?
1328
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,630
You must be joking!
1329
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,551
- Goodbye.
Let's go.
1330
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,393
- Come on.
C YRIL: We'll miss you.
1331
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,357
- Bye.
- Horace...
1332
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,277
Bye, Sand-fairy.
1333
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,757
Goodbye, Sand-fairy.
1334
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,797
Come on, Jane!
1335
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,151
It won't start.
1336
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,038
It could be water on the carburettor
or a sandwich.
1337
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,998
There were suspicious crumbs
round the crank handle.
1338
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,992
Not to worry, I've got a book here
somewhere. Excuse me.
1339
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,270
Or did I eat it? The sandwich, not the book,
1340
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,511
although I have devoured many a book
over the last few years.
1341
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,272
This isn't helping things, is it?
1342
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,430
Does this mean we're staying?
1343
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,431
I just want to go home.
1344
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,198
We'll be home soon.
1345
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,397
I'm sure your uncle will fix
the problem. In the meantime...
1346
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:41,233
best stand behind something flame resistant.
1347
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,356
I know, let's play a game.
1348
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,317
How about hide-and-seek?
1349
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,472
- I've had a lot of practice.
- All right, Horace, hide-and-seek.
1350
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,834
- I'll be it.
C YRIL: Good, good.
1351
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,957
One, two, three,
1352
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:59,795
four, five, six, seven,
1353
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:05,000
eight, nine, ten, eleven,
1354
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:10,552
12, 13, 14, 15,
1355
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:14,758
16, 17, 18,
1356
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,717
19...
1357
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,677
20.
1358
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,031
Dad!
1359
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,792
Robert...
1360
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,790
- Dad!
Daddy!
1361
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,791
- Dad.
- Dad.
1362
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,157
Robert.
1363
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,032
Thank you.
1364
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,471
Dear Sand-fairy,
1365
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,518
I've been thinking about
what you said to me that night.
1366
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,795
That magic fades because people forget.
1367
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,071
I want you to know that I won't forget.
1368
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,716
I won't forget tomorrow
or the next month, or the next year.
1369
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,433
And one day when I'm grown-up
and have children of my own,
1370
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,431
I'll tell them the story.
1371
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,351
An amazing story...
1372
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,590
.. about one summer and a secret beach...
1373
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,231
and wishes and gold coins,
1374
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,197
and magic wings,
1375
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,236
and five children
1376
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,151
and It.
1377
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,397
IT: All right.
1378
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,117
Don't worry.
1379
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,077
We'll see them again...
1380
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:11,517
in Episode Two, called It And Five Children.
1381
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,068
"It Comes Back" - front of title, above title.
1382
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:16,037
It in It -
1383
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:17,997
this time with a speedboat.
1384
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,116
If I make a little adjustment to the top,
1385
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,191
I can get a speedboat out of this thing.
1386
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:23,190
Bzzzz!
1387
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,271
That's my electric toothbrush.
1388
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,554
IT: Well, Brian... you look very familiar.
1389
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,557
Have I met you before?
1390
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,517
Well, come in here. Come over here.
1391
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,477
Sit down here, Brian.
1392
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,357
Sit... just sit down, Brian.
1393
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,317
You don't bend in the middle.
1394
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,311
Do you like fish?
1395
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,790
Because there's going to be
a lot of fish here in about two hours.
1396
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,757
Well, this is my house.
1397
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,070
And er... Brian, don't do that.
1398
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:52,957
It's a children's movie.
1399
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,917
This is the kitchen here.
1400
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,911
We're going to knock this bit down.
1401
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,757
This is your bedroom. Come in here.
1402
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:06,472
� I can feel it
1403
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,437
� Hey, where did you go?
1404
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,397
� You left us alone
1405
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:13,995
� I followed the crowds to find you
1406
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,634
� Now we're beneath the same blue sky
1407
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:22,952
� Do you believe as much as I do?
1408
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:27,238
� Do you hear me when I break down?
1409
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,431
� Cos you know this isn't the end
1410
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,271
� One day, we'll meet again
1411
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,391
� I can feel it
1412
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:49,588
� I can feel it
1413
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,995
� Hey, look what you've done
1414
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,991
� Spoilt all the fun
1415
01:21:56,080 --> 01:22:00,073
� It wasn't supposed to be this way
1416
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:05,280
� Didn't I tell you to be careful what you wish?
1417
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:08,079
� It may come true
1418
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,073
� Do you see it's a long way down?
1419
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,477
� But I know this isn't the end
1420
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,954
� One day, we'll meet again
1421
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:29,071
� I can feel it
1422
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:36,268
� I can feel it
1423
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:43,397
� I can feel it
1424
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:05,715
� Do you hear me when I break down?
1425
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:11,114
� Cos I know this isn't the end
1426
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:15,318
� One day, we'll meet again
1427
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,552
� I can feel it
1428
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:27,638
� I can feel it
1429
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,389
� Hey, where did you go?
1430
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,436
� You left us alone
1431
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,637
� I followed the crowds to find you
1432
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:42,359
� Now we're beneath the same blue sky
1433
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:46,479
� Do you believe as much as I do?
1434
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:50,838
� Do you hear me when I break down?
1435
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,837
� Cos you know this isn't the end
1436
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,315
� One day, we'll meet again
1437
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:05,235
� I can feel it
1438
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:12,956
� I can feel it
1439
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:21,633
� I can feel it
1440
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:32,113
� I can feel it
1441
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:10,199
IT: Wishasaurus mugs are available
in the foyer of all good cinemas.
1442
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,157
Thank you.103941
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