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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,230 It was the summer of 1917 and the world was at war. 2 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,831 Like lots of children, we had to leave our home - leave London. 3 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,114 We didn't want to go, but Dad went to fly planes 4 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,397 and Mum went to look after the wounded, and we were stuck. 5 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,471 They insisted we go to the country 6 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,711 to stay with mad Uncle Albert and our cousin Horace. 7 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,316 Read all about it! Read all about it! 8 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,233 Sopwith squadrons to go to the Western Front. 9 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,197 Robert! - The latest news! 10 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,793 Robert, wait! 11 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,519 Now, Uncle Albert will meet you at the station. 12 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,637 Do you think he'll have model planes - fighters, like Dad's? 13 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:56,111 I'm not sure, but he has a son called Horace who's about your age. He might. 14 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,714 Children, you're to listen to Cyril while we're away. 15 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,916 Why's he in charge? You're not in charge of me! 16 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,194 Robert, I am. 17 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,510 Find a nice... Oh, there's an empty carriage here. 18 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,828 - Dad. - What? 19 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,949 Dad. 20 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,679 Is there any way I can come with you? 21 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,275 Robert, who's the most important member of any mission? 22 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,476 You are - the pilot. 23 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,597 No, it's the navigator. The pilot would be lost without one. 24 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,598 Your mum and I need you to keep everyone on course. 25 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,671 You can count on me. 26 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,556 So you always know where to find me. 27 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,313 Your compass. 28 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,278 I'm going to miss you. 29 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,716 Come on. On you get. 30 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,872 - All aboard! - Look after yourself. 31 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,359 - Be a brave girl. - Cyril. 32 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,351 Promise to do as Uncle Albert tells you. 33 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,317 Anthea, take that. Here's another. 34 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,711 - Bye, Mummy! - Wish you were coming. 35 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,074 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, Mum. 36 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,712 After we left, CyriI was trying to show me who was boss. 37 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,671 I didn't pay him any attention, though. 38 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,069 I began to think, if I played my cards right, 39 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,631 a summer in the country with no parents about could only mean one thing. 40 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,199 Adventure. 41 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,239 Of course, I never dreamed just how amazing an adventure it would be. 42 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,748 Robert, wait! 43 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,155 Robert, what have I told you? Wait on the platform. 44 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,998 Hello! 45 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,350 I'll take those. 46 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,993 Mind the doors! 47 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,591 - Hurry up. - Close all the doors, please. 48 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,669 Can you see Uncle? He must be here somewhere. 49 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,593 - Maybe he's a bit late. - Train, that's right! 50 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,756 - Are you coming or not? - OK. OK. 51 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,394 Robert, wait for us! 52 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,116 I'm sure we're going the right way. 53 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,196 How many times have you said that? 54 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,192 I still don't understand why we had to leave home. 55 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,429 Jane, 56 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,353 we're going on a secret mission, behind enemy lines. 57 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,432 The chances are that none of us will make it back alive. 58 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,318 C YRIL: Oh, Robert. For goodness' sake. 59 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,231 They'll come at us with Zeppelins... 60 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,629 Oh, look, it's the house! 61 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,034 - Yes! - We've arrived. 62 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,038 It's Uncle's castle. Come on, you two. 63 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,758 Oh, I'm soaked. 64 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,512 He's got a car. Maybe he'll give you a go. 65 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,913 Good evening, madam. We're looking for our Uncle Albert. 66 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,309 - We are... - Five children! Oh, my goodness! 67 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,755 But you're not due till Friday. 68 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,068 Today is... Friday. 69 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,357 It is? I have a goose in the oven. Goose is Thursdays. 70 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,309 Oh, never mind. 71 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,231 Come in. Come in. Come on. 72 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,708 Tuesday's duck, Wednesday's duck, Thursday's goose. 73 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,915 Put your cases down. 74 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,319 It's duck, duck, goose. 75 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,233 We must have had Wednesday on Tuesday and Monday on Sunday. 76 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,555 It's just one day, I suppose. 77 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,277 Last year, we lost October. 78 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,272 It's not an easy thing to do, you know, lose a whole month. 79 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,238 I'll get you some towels and tell your uncle you've arrived. 80 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,514 CHILDREN: Thank you. 81 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,797 - What a dump. It's scary. 82 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,154 I don't like it very much. 83 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,949 I do, it's so Gothic, just like the Castle Of Terror. 84 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,077 - It's like school. You'd love it, Cyril. - What was that? 85 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,878 Nothing. 86 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,996 What is this caterwauling and cacophony? 87 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,196 Rumbles and grumbles? Distant thunder? 88 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,350 Warm air rising, cold front - boom. 89 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,398 Not expecting that, I dare say, hmm? What. 90 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,836 These are the children I was telling you about - your nephews and nieces. 91 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,956 Impossible. Not due till Friday. 92 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,316 - Isn't that right, Horace? - Yes, Father, not due till Friday. 93 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,356 - Today is Friday. Can't be. 94 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,432 Smell that. That's Thursday. 95 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,556 Uncle, it's me - CyriI. 96 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,835 You came to my eighth birthday party. 97 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,639 You gave me a subscription to Algebra Monthly. 98 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,870 Cyril? Cyril! 99 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,269 No. Cyril was a much smaller boy. 100 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,998 But that was five years ago. 101 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,638 Was it? 102 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,473 Well, er... I should think he'd be about your age by now. 103 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,755 I wonder what he's doing. 104 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,353 I can eat a whole goose by myself. 105 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,557 Well, if it is Friday, as you assert, then goose was yesterday, 106 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,915 so you'll have to wait till um... 107 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,228 er... next Thursday. 108 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,949 But there is a goose cooking and today is Friday. 109 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,397 Ah. Well, Martha... 110 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,793 Looks like Thursday's gone missing with last October. 111 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,871 Well, well done. Thank you. 112 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,751 Oh... your father... 113 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,432 .. top chap. 114 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,237 Very brave. 115 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,113 Well, I'm off to unleash my thoughts onto the page. 116 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,237 Many problems to solve. History will be the judge. 117 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,750 - What was that? - Children, I'll show you to your rooms. 118 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,193 - Anthea, is it? - Yes. 119 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,669 Er... please, let me just take the little one. 120 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,671 Upsy. There we are. 121 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,796 You poor things. You must be so exhausted. 122 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,711 - Hello, Horace. Hello. 123 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,430 I was taught never to talk to strangers. 124 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,511 But... we're your cousins. 125 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,151 Yes... but you're strange. 126 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,873 In the morning, I'll give you a tour of the grounds. 127 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,872 You're allowed everywhere except the greenhouse. 128 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,473 That's strictly off limits. 129 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,596 Why would a greenhouse be off limits? 130 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:59,753 Maybe the plants are deadly, like in The Black Rose Of Devil's Island. 131 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,355 The greenhouse is off limits because I said it is. 132 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,115 So just stay out of it and everything will be fine. 133 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,077 Here we go. 134 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,680 Look. It seems to have stopped drizzling... 135 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,275 just in time for it to start raining... much harder. 136 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,954 - It could be worse. - Let's have a little bit of music. 137 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,868 I knew I should have hid that thing back at home. 138 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,272 Oh, no, there must be a wounded cat in the room. 139 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,316 Jane, put that thing down and help me look. 140 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,992 - Here, kitty. C YRIL: Take that back. 141 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,799 - You can't tell me what to do! - I can and you know it. 142 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,751 I hate it here! 143 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,239 He doesn't mean it. 144 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,073 - He's just missing home. - Am I that bad? 145 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,355 Be honest. 146 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,151 Take that back? 147 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,593 No chance. 148 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,189 What a place. 149 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,236 All summer? 150 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,436 I'll go mad, too. 151 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,279 Ah, children! I expect you could do with a spot of lunch. 152 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,918 Come on, sit down, sit down. 153 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,037 First, second Saturday of the month, all know what that means. 154 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:46,798 Second Saturday. Statutes, laws, edicts, regulations... rules. 155 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,552 Exciting times, children. 156 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,757 A chance to grasp the goblet of goodness. 157 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,914 Ah, yes... rules. Delicious. 158 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,991 It doesn't look too bad. 159 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,195 Rule one. 160 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,113 No running in corridors. 161 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,713 Rule two. 162 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,234 You will tidy your rooms from top to bottom, side to side, 163 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,788 up and down, round and round, and back to front. 164 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,348 Polish the woodwork, the paintwork, and your homework. 165 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,271 Rule three. 166 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,477 Laundry. Three times a week. Very important. 167 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,791 British Empire was built on clean pants. 168 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,190 - Er... clean pants and um... - Mint sauce? 169 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,712 Don't be ridiculous, Horace. 170 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,273 - Rule four. Never ever go into... - The greenhouse. 171 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,636 So, come on, don't delay, don't dilly-dally, push on, go forth. 172 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,556 Wait! One more rule. 173 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,120 The alpha and omega - be all and end all. 174 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,671 I am writing a book. Difficult Sums For Children. 175 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:59,038 Therefore, in this house, absolute silence. 176 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,315 Do not bring down... 177 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,752 .. the dragon's wrath. 178 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,632 Now... 179 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,837 did Martha say that we were not to go in here... 180 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,877 .. or that... we were not to miss going in here? 181 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,599 She wasn't very clear. 182 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,109 Grapes! 183 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,229 Great! 184 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,117 Laundry... 185 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,031 These rules are mad. 186 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,678 Yes. 187 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,431 We're never going to get through this. 188 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,238 Not if there were 100 of us. 189 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,719 Look how long it is. 190 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,398 Where do you think Uncle keeps his really big hammers? 191 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:21,950 What? 192 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,397 Robert, this is the one room we were told not to go in. Come back. 193 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,833 What's that? 194 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,629 - I said, this is the one room... - I can't hear a word you're saying. 195 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,280 Robert, stop fooling around. Come here. Come here! 196 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,239 You were saying something about not being in the greenhouse? 197 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,630 Yes, Cyril. So, can we come in, too? 198 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,439 All right. All right, just don't touch anything. 199 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,713 - Over here. Look. - What is it now? 200 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,756 But it's locked. 201 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,239 Is it? 202 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,517 - I wonder what's behind it. - I don't. 203 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,034 - Let me borrow that hammer. - Forget it. 204 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,758 We're guests, not burglars. 205 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,752 Besides, I'm sure there's a good reason why the door's locked. 206 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,796 - Anyone for grapes? - Yes, please! 207 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,031 No wonder Martha didn't want us in here. 208 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,997 Look at it. It's a mess. 209 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,359 - Jane. - Thank you. 210 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,750 Catch. CyriI! 211 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,474 - Very nice. - How did he do that? 212 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,755 Who cares? 213 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,673 Let's explore. 214 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,433 Where's the Lamb? 215 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,238 Come on. 216 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,312 Come on, Cyril. It's either this or laundry. 217 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,910 In for a penny... 218 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,954 It's wonderful. I wonder where it leads. 219 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,837 It's so dark in here. 220 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,673 We turn back if we see anything creepy-crawly. 221 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,479 - Agreed? - OK. Agreed. 222 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,073 I wonder where this leads? 223 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,754 There was a tunneI like this in The Maze Of Molidor. 224 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:21,311 It's where Bertram the Bold encounters a giant nine-legged, talking spider. 225 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,470 How horrible. 226 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,710 C YRIL: Well, I think that's ridiculous. 227 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,916 Everybody knows spiders have eight legs. 228 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,551 I don't like it in here. 229 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,957 Cyril, maybe we'll find a sunken ship. Or buried treasure. 230 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,793 - Or maybe even... a dead body. - Oh. 231 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,314 - Robert! - Let's hope we can find our way back. 232 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,510 Come on. I can see light. 233 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,068 I can see the sea up ahead. It's not raining. 234 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,916 - It's beautiful. C YRIL: Robert, wait. 235 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,036 - Look at it. - Anthea. 236 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,159 Beautiful. 237 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,550 Where are we? What happened to the rain? 238 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,791 CyriI, come here, look at this. 239 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,118 - What is it? - Right... 240 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,158 this is uncharted territory, so we have to be careful. 241 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,993 - No-one do anything... - Yeah, yeah. You're it! 242 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,274 - Yes! Robert! 243 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,554 .. rash. 244 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,790 - Robert! - Amazing! 245 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,195 Fantastic! Yes! 246 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,791 C YRIL: Robert! 247 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,117 Ooh! 248 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,474 Whoa! 249 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,678 Yes! 250 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,431 You shouldn't have eaten those grapes. 251 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,192 It wasn't me. It was... 252 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,474 It was it. 253 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,915 - Help me lift it out. - What? 254 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,951 - Lift this out. What is it? 255 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,828 It looks like an old turtle shell. 256 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,233 I can hear it breathing. 257 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,436 - Something's inside it. - It's alive! 258 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,748 Hey... 259 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,308 - Come on. - I'm not sure... 260 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,799 Oh, come on. 261 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,199 This could be dangerous. 262 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,793 Robert. 263 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,673 I think it's asleep. 264 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,274 Look, whatever it is, we don't want to wake it up. 265 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,635 It spoke. How scary. 266 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,153 It couldn't have. 267 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,673 One, two, three... 268 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,350 Yes, there it is again. 269 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,158 What's it saying? 270 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,992 It sounded like, "Shove off. " 271 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,116 - Hello? - Do you want to lose your nose? 272 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,316 It could be a giant talking crab. 273 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,355 Oh. 274 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,316 Look! A lobster. 275 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,959 - After it! - Don't touch it! 276 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,156 I don't know why I said lobster. 277 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,800 On this beach, just over there! 278 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,029 Come here! 279 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,959 - Stay back! - Aghh! 280 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,952 You have to stop talking to it. It could be dangerous. 281 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,350 I bet it has huge fangs and poisonous saliva. 282 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,351 - It's an ugly little monster. - "It"? 283 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,072 It? It? 284 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,470 Do you mean to tell me you do not know what a Psammead is? 285 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,913 You're a what? 286 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:04,235 I am a Psammead crustacea decapodlium wishasaurus. 287 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,594 Got it? 288 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,635 No. 289 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,757 I am a Sand-fairy. 290 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,796 - Sand-fairy? - Yeah. 291 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,793 I thought fairies had little ballet dresses and wings and wands. 292 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,155 What on earth have you been reading? 293 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,878 I'll call you Sandy. 294 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,235 - Why? - Because we found you in the sand. 295 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,596 You're so funny. Have your parents tried boiling you? 296 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,318 That's it. Come on. 297 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,118 - Don't like that "boiling" line, do you? - Robert, now! 298 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,156 Kids don't like that. 299 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,559 - Off you go... - Come here. 300 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,916 Did you know that fairies in books can grant wishes? 301 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,788 All right, all right. I will grant you your wishes. 302 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,677 But... I have a list of demands. 303 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,877 My needs are minimal but what I need is a state room, 304 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,997 with a sunken bath and those taps that go backwards and forwards. 305 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,119 And I need a toothbrush made of gold. Not the bristles, but the bit you hold. 306 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,792 Gold bristles would hurt my gums. 307 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,233 Did that once. 308 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,599 Anyway, I'd like white sand spread on the floor, preferably sand from the Bahamas. 309 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,638 - And a shower cap. - The thing is, we don't have a palace. 310 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,870 - And a yak. - Or any of those other things. 311 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,952 We're the Butterworths. All we have is a small house in London. 312 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,156 - We're just children. - Make a wish anyway. 313 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,913 - I wish... - Stop. 314 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,231 You've started a wish. You can't stop now. 315 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,356 � Make a wish, make a wish... 316 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,429 On second thoughts, 317 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,432 we're going to leave this little man and go back to the house. 318 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,670 We've still got Uncle's list to get through. 319 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,832 Oh, great idea. Let's go and tidy up for 14 hours. 320 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,071 - That's it. � Ba-dup, bo-dup, ba-da ba-da 321 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,195 Sand-fairy. 322 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,316 - Are you still here? - Yes. 323 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,879 - And we wish... - Anthea! 324 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,715 We wish for all the tasks on Uncle's list to be done by magic. 325 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,994 OK. 326 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,993 So, you want me to give you... extra hands? 327 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,196 No! 328 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,111 Here we go. 329 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,834 Was that it? 330 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,512 Yeah, good, eh? 331 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,515 Quick! Come on, let's see if it worked. 332 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,639 Let's go! 333 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,473 Anthea, how did you get here so fast? 334 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,277 - Anthea? - Yes? 335 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,678 You'll never guess what's in our... 336 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,914 Ah. 337 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,797 I don't believe it. 338 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,912 Come on. Come on! 339 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,151 Do you realise what this means? 340 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,913 We'll never have to work again. We're free. 341 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,551 Jane? 342 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,590 Wishes. Real wishes. We made a wish... 343 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,557 and it came true. 344 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,153 It's not supposed to happen. 345 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,435 She's right, you know. This is big. 346 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,873 It's huge. 347 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,589 It's immense. It's monumentally, colossally ginormous. 348 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,319 - Is that even a word? - Apparently it is now. 349 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,631 I hate to do this, but it's for your own good. 350 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,630 Stop! 351 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,869 Horace is coming. 352 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,997 You have to distract him. Quickly, go! Quick! 353 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,868 Well, it's you, you horrible little child. Shouldn't you be cleaning my room? 354 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,315 Horace, it's time we got to know one another. 355 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,549 No, it isn't. 356 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,108 I used to think that myself, but here we are. 357 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,189 I'll start. 358 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,352 Oh, great. 359 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,191 Just what my day was missing. 360 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,510 A tour of a dark, smelly basement. 361 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,989 This is where I keep my monster collection. 362 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,356 What's that noise? 363 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,396 I don't know. 364 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,276 Be careful. Don't get too close. You might get savaged. 365 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,794 By a dead starfish with an onion stuck on it. 366 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,759 It's not. It's called Megastarrium and it's a monster. They're all monsters. 367 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,955 Look. 368 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,110 Ooh, that was scary - very scary. 369 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,669 - Oh, no! It's me. - This is not good. 370 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,990 If Uncle hears it, we're for it. 371 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,514 Here. Wait there. 372 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,919 I'll try and distract him. 373 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,436 I was hoping you could teach me the more finer points of monster er... 374 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,714 Monster mastery? 375 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,268 - Please. - You're in for a treat. 376 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,070 Who dares sally forth to the dragon's lair? 377 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,832 It's Cyril, Uncle. 378 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,239 Yes, Cyril. Mm. 379 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,878 Yeah, popular name these days. 380 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,111 Seems every other boy I meet is called Squirrel - Cyril. Cyril! 381 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,917 I've come to see what you're writing. 382 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,319 Really? 383 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,356 I like to do sums. 384 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,793 - The harder, the better. - Plucky chap! Come in. 385 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,517 Let us make maths your mistress. Ignite the mind. 386 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,276 I am going to set you the most difficult sum you have ever seen. 387 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,874 Exciting, eh? It's here... somewhere. 388 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,393 Ahh... 389 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,109 Ooh. 390 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,478 I know how you feel. 391 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,311 It's beautiful, isn't it? 392 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,152 There's no need to rush. 393 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,639 Enjoy. 394 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,188 Savour the sum. 395 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,316 Let it wash over you. 396 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,673 And once you gain its trust... it's yours for life. 397 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,990 - Are you the real Anthea? - Yes. 398 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,116 At least, I think so. 399 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,679 Shrieking? 400 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,193 Screeching? 401 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,635 Ahh, nails down the blackboard? 402 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,432 The dragon awakes. 403 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,238 Uncle, no! 404 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,828 Whoever is making that noise... 405 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,558 Well, then, minus 82... 406 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,551 .. dire consequences! 407 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,555 Come on, Cyril, think! 408 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,356 .. the cosine rule will come into action, meaning that the 86 is totally irrelevant. 409 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,112 Ah! 410 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,873 3,465,222. 411 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,155 Say that again. 412 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,714 3,465,222. 413 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,076 A prime number of the Zeeman series. 414 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,993 Toppety-notchety work, Squirrel - Cyril. 415 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,274 It's my favourite series, 416 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,158 although the Flugelstadt Succession runs it a close second. 417 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,992 I'll show you Dr Flugelstadt's book. 418 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,150 He went mad, you know, completely bonkers. 419 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,959 Lost his marbles. Fell out of his tree. Oak, I think. 420 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,792 Ah, now, wait. 421 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,711 What's this one? 422 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,836 No, wait! Don't tell me. 423 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,519 Eggasaurus. 424 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,272 No. Tyrannosaurus. 425 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,748 Come on, you two. 426 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,879 If we start now, we might be able to finish by... next Tuesday. 427 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,359 Just look at this place. 428 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,670 How are we going to pay for the damage? 429 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,398 It's not too bad. 430 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,311 I mean, it's just... 431 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,198 these plates... and that clock... 432 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,872 .. this vase... 433 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,598 How expensive do you think a Ming vase would be? 434 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,989 I know. We don't have to buy anything. 435 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,753 We can wish for the things to be fixed good as new. 436 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,876 Well, now. 437 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,269 What a to-do today turned out to be. 438 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,998 Oh... it wasn't us. 439 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,719 - Honestly, it was the Sand-fairy... - Jane. 440 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,109 - Sand-fairy, huh? Er... 441 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,875 No, she didn't say "Sand-fairy", she said... 442 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,712 She said... 443 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,633 Safari. We were pretending to be on safari, 444 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,551 and Cyril is an elephant. 445 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,916 A safari, of course. 446 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,594 Well, now, if we all do as I do... 447 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,672 we can undo all this to-do before tomorrow. 448 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,239 Come along, you lot. 449 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,113 Dear Mummy, 450 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,112 should Uncle's letter reach you before this one does, 451 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,352 Robert says breakages are inevitable, under the circumstances. 452 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,793 Anyway, it is only the second week, 453 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,075 and we've already found an amazing beach, 454 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,550 and we found a... found a strange thing. 455 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,279 But it is nearly bedtime. 456 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,237 So, no more from me tonight. 457 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,031 Your loving daughter, Jane. 458 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,837 PS. If you could have a wish come true, 459 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,990 what would you have? 460 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,233 - Bacon? - Yes, please. 461 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,517 - The Supersaurus was 200 feet high! - I know that. 462 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,477 But if you want to see a reaI monster... 463 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,437 Ow! What was that for? 464 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,318 - Boiled egg, Jane? - Mm. Yes, please. 465 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,472 Thank you. Ooh! 466 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,232 What did you two get up to yesterday? 467 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,231 Horace showed me his laboratory. 468 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,072 And his collection of monsters. 469 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,071 He's got dozens pickled in jars. 470 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,436 - Eugh, that's really disgusting. - Most of them were rubbish. 471 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,034 - Hey! - But he has a dinosaur in an egg! 472 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,476 That's a secret. Now you have to tell me a secret of yours. 473 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,916 Well... yester... - Robert! Robert, no. Come here. 474 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,592 Hey! 475 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,039 Put me down! 476 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,314 Hey, get off. What are you playing at? 477 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,157 You're bound to mention It. 478 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,719 - So? - It's our secret. 479 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,916 And Horace is so nasty. 480 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,117 He's odd, but he's not so bad when you get to know him. 481 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,713 And he has his own laboratory. 482 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,155 Where he collects monsters and pickles them in jars? 483 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,071 - Yes. - Think what he'd do to It. 484 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,628 Er... yes. Good point. 485 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,598 Don't mention It in front of the pickler. 486 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,195 What are you whispering about? And what's It? 487 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,998 - Ah... well... - Er... 488 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,229 It... 489 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,834 It's a game of hide-and-seek. You're it. 490 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,753 You count to a thousand while we hide. 491 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,070 A thousand? Isn't it usually 20? 492 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,914 Well, it's such a big house and Jane and I are only girls... 493 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,877 Oh, fine. 494 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,030 One, two, three... 495 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,792 I hated saying, "We are only girls. " 496 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,632 - Where are you going? - Here's a clue. 497 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,154 - It rhymes with "hand hairy". C YRIL: Oh, no. 498 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,753 No way. We're not going back. 499 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,274 You saw all the trouble that wish got us into. 500 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,477 Oh, look, this must be the pole that's been sticking up Cyril's... 501 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,199 Back off! You can insult me all you like, but... 502 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,077 Thanks, but I'll save that for later. 503 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,230 I'm going, whether you're coming or not. 504 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,591 Hand hairy...? 505 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,671 Hand hairy? 506 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,917 Sand-fairy. 507 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,231 Oh, pendulous expression, furrowed brow - bad news? 508 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,108 - This letter from your publisher. - Yes, yes. Immaterial. 509 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,679 Impact inconsequential. 510 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,671 They want to make big changes to your book. 511 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,875 - They do? - Yes. 512 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,633 Difficult Sums For Children isn't catchy enough. 513 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,109 - Catchy? - They're suggesting a new title. 514 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,919 Counting The Fun With Charlie Chicken. 515 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,230 They're replacing you with a chicken. 516 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,197 - Ridiculous. - Of course it is. 517 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,793 We must write back and tell them. 518 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,440 Give me the name of the chicken and the address of his coop. 519 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,637 No, no, your publishers. You can't have a counting chicken. 520 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,109 Of course not. Can't count without fingers. 521 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,316 No use. Oh, I suppose he could use wings. 522 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,470 No, that's silly. He'd only get to two. 523 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,437 Unless... er... 524 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,476 Noah managed two by two. 525 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,028 Gosh, that flood must have been a terrible setback. 526 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,792 Ahh. 527 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,915 Hm-hm. 528 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,832 Smells like rain. Great change is afoot. 529 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,319 You can sign this one. 530 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,794 It! It! 531 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,519 So, have you come to thank me for yesterday's wish? 532 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,875 - I brought you these. - Ah. 533 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,916 Forget it. How kind. 534 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,956 That hole doesn't look very comfortable. 535 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,429 - Yes, it is. - Would you like to sit next to me? 536 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,988 Like Flopsy. He's my rabbit. 537 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,196 - You have a rabbit called Flopsy? - Mm. 538 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,111 Has he got no spine? 539 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,033 Your ability with naming things is not very good, child. 540 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,997 Oh, here they all come. Hmm. 541 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,116 Our wish didn't turn out as we expected. 542 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,269 No. 543 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,716 Yes. Our doubles turned the hall into a swimming pool. 544 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,109 Was anything damaged? 545 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,316 - Damaged? It was an absolute mess! - Huh? Plenty. 546 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,551 - The vases smashed to smithereens? - Yes. 547 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,949 The floor flooded, and dictionaries drenched? 548 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,349 They were. 549 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,271 And the house burnt to the ground? 550 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,238 - No. - House didn't burn to the ground? 551 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,629 You got off lightly, all things considered. 552 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,675 What? 553 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,713 Not so fast, Sand-fairy! 554 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,439 You made those doubles ruin the house on purpose. 555 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,272 Look, it's not me. It's the rules. 556 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,271 You make a wish, it goes horribly wrong. 557 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,148 And then you learn something valuable. Hmm? 558 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,152 That's terrible. I don't need to learn anything. 559 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,275 Ooh! 560 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,158 Of course, everything is back to normal by sunset. 561 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,389 Why "of course"? 562 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,472 Because wishes only last during the daylight. 563 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,710 So that's why our doubles disappeared. 564 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,712 - Why didn't you tell us that? - You didn't ask. 565 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,360 - So, can you fix everything we broke? - Oh, yes. 566 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,074 - But they'll be broken again by sunset. - Oh, great. 567 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,798 - It's got a point. - Mmm. 568 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,678 So what you learn from this, you see, is... Hello. 569 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,954 What do you think? 570 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,316 Ah, well... very good. I like er... 571 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,755 the use of light and shadow, it's very effective. 572 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,952 The subject is hideous monster, of course. 573 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,112 As the sun here melts, the monster, he is shocked. 574 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,634 His hair's on end and... 575 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,676 Oh, it's me. 576 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,036 I know. Let's ask for money. We can pay to get everything fixed. 577 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,237 Let's not go crazy. Just enough to cover the breakages. 578 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,754 - I think we should ask for gold. Yes! 579 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,990 - I wish we had buckets of it. C YRIL: Robert! 580 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,911 So, buckets of gold. 581 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,432 398... 399... 582 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,238 400... 583 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,037 999... 584 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,951 1,000. 585 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,075 Ready or not, here I come! 586 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,436 - I said let's not go crazy. Oh, shut up. 587 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,872 - Hurry up. C YRIL: It's stuck. 588 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,996 Push it harder, Cyril. 589 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,991 - Push! - Push. 590 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,991 Ohh... 591 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,671 Buckets of the stuff! 592 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,836 Hello? 593 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,552 It's Horace. 594 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,596 Oh, no, he mustn't see the gold. 595 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,557 I can hear you. 596 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,949 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 597 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,357 You can't hide for ever, you know. 598 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,352 Aha! I found you! 599 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,158 I win, I win, I win, I win! 600 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,356 New game. You're it. 601 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,115 Oh, come on. Don't be sore losers. 602 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,351 Er... new rules. The winner gets a head start. 603 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,678 - That's right. - Yes. 604 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,317 OK. Fine. 605 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,637 Come on! Hurry up! 606 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,109 Anthea, we're going! Come on! 607 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,111 Just wait for us. 608 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,598 Come on, Lamb. C YRIL: Come on. Keep up. 609 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,193 Are you OK with Lamb, Anthea? 610 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,748 - Have you got the list? - Yes, Cyril. 611 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,795 Good. 612 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,031 When we get into town, we're going to the antique shop. 613 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,157 Yes, Cyril. - We'll go straight in and straight out. 614 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,471 Yes, Cyril. - We won't get distracted by anything. 615 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,755 - Got it? Yes, Cyril. 616 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,593 Thank you. 617 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,710 Come on. We're here to buy vases, not ice creams. 618 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,994 Let's buy the vase. 619 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,230 - Five cones with all the trimmings. - Robert! 620 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,393 - Keep the change. - What's a child doing with all this gold? 621 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,869 - It must be fake. - No, it's not, is it? 622 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,076 - We made a wish... - We didn't, Jane. 623 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,791 Old Blighty! Old Blighty! 624 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,549 No, he's taking back the vase. 625 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,950 - It was just like the one that broke. - He doesn't want to take the gold. 626 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,835 Wha...? 627 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,631 Not again. Not... 628 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,280 Your country needs you! 629 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,917 Dad! Dad! 630 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,396 Sorry, lad. 631 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,680 - I thought... - It's OK. 632 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,554 It's all right. 633 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,598 You know what we need? To fill our faces. What do you say? 634 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,399 But the ice-cream man... He didn't want our money. 635 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,755 Neither did the man in the antique shop. 636 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,594 There must be someone willing to take a heap of gold, 637 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,557 no questions asked. 638 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,230 - Look at that one. - It's nice, isn't it? 639 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,596 Cyril! 640 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,875 He's trying to say something. 641 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,598 Cyril? 642 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,910 It's the car- something to do with the car. 643 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,076 C YRIL: That's not a car. 644 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,789 That is the Portman Speedster 3000. 645 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,598 According to Motorcar Monthly, 646 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,719 the 3000 is the fastest production motor of all time. 647 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,472 We're talking eight horsepower. 648 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,074 If it's so wonderful, why don't you just buy it? 649 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,276 - Yeah, buy the car, Cyril! - Buy the car! 650 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,191 - No. - Buy the car! Come on! 651 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,679 Stop it! 652 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,951 Don't step on my floor. 653 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,634 I need to speak to my father. Get out of my way. 654 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,508 Oh, well, it must be very important if you want to disturb him at work. 655 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,556 It's about those children. 656 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,074 Oh, really? And what children would you mean? 657 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,639 My cousins. 658 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,034 Broom-broom. 659 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,157 CyriI, this one goes 80mph. Dad would love this. 660 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,832 Get off, get off, get off! 661 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,070 - We were just... - Shh. 662 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,310 I beg your pardon! 663 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,310 Eh? 664 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,755 We would like to buy a motorcar. 665 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,355 - That one over there. - Of course, sir. 666 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,112 And perhaps sir would like to take 667 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,237 the aforementioned automobile for a test drive. 668 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,993 - Great idea. - Just a small matter of a deposit... 669 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,632 - .. in case of misadventure. - Ours are always misadventures. 670 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,153 I daresay. 671 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,117 This enough? 672 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,675 Yes. 673 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,480 - I didn't know Cyril could drive. - He can't. 674 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,516 Come on! 675 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,718 On the left! 676 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,794 - Look out! - Whoa! 677 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,232 I can't see! 678 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,956 Help! 679 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,191 Stop this car! 680 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,838 Stop! Ahh! 681 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,835 Oh... 682 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,558 - Thanks for the test drive. But I don't think he likes it. 683 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,119 - Wait... C YRIL: Quick. 684 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,269 Halt! 685 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,790 - You'll pay for this, you little... - Good afternoon. 686 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,472 Sergeant... 687 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,437 Just the man. 688 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,273 These hooligans have wrecked my motorcar. 689 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,955 - This one here was driving like a... - A child? 690 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,190 Behind the wheel of your motorcar? 691 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,157 Eh? Er... 692 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,117 Children... 693 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,154 Well, this one here, he swore he was 27. 694 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,470 He's got a wife and three kids in Winchester. 695 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,834 But I'm 11! 696 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,638 Yeah, yeah, you and your gold! 697 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,597 Nice lot you are. 698 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,797 Tempting honest car dealers with your stolen gold. 699 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,309 That's enough. These children are with me. 700 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,277 Oh, an accomplice, I'll wager. 701 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,070 I don't think they're going to wriggle out of this one. Allow me. 702 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,275 Gone! 703 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,191 Come along, Mr Peasemarsh. 704 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,918 It's gone! 705 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,198 I'm sure there's a good explanation for this but we'll have to go down... 706 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,840 I was going to be a policeman. Never had the feet. 707 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,469 Horace, I trust this isn't a prank. I'm in the middle of chapter 12- 708 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,472 The Joy Of Quadratic Equations. I'm at the good bit. 709 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,711 No, it's true. The children, the gold and the greenhouse. 710 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,153 I have them. 711 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,913 Will they be sentenced to 20 years hard labour? 712 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,797 - What the...? - But... 713 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,790 Ah! 714 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,314 Convicts on the loose. Alert the authorities! 715 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,154 Unusual hour. 716 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,879 Nocturnal excursion... dishevelled youngsters... 717 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,996 Ripe odour. 718 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,958 Odd situation. Martha, explain. 719 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,758 We were taking the dog for a walk. 720 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,035 - Isn't that right, children? - Yes, Martha. 721 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,270 Ah, the howl of the hounds! 722 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,635 Running with the pack of an autumn morning, eh? 723 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,075 Fresh air, waggedy tails, eh? Bow-wow-wow. 724 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,469 How much is that doggie in the um...? 725 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,597 - But we don't have a dog. - Use your imagination, Horace. 726 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,352 The gold. 727 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,271 Ah, the gold coins. Nobody move. 728 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,390 Horace... Horace! 729 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,631 You're becoming eccentric. 730 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,834 Come along, children. 731 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,793 You may be able to fool my father, 732 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,155 but I've enough proof to send you to prison. 733 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,276 For the rest of your lives. 734 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,669 Phew. 735 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,512 What a day it's been. 736 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,353 - It could've been worse. - Worse? 737 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,749 How? You keep getting us into trouble. 738 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,432 Stop picking on me. 739 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,512 Besides, it didn't take long to get you behind the wheel. 740 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,238 Why do you have to be such a pain? 741 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,231 Why do you have to boss everyone about? 742 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,231 You think you're grown-up but you're not. 743 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,356 Stop it! Don't fight. 744 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,475 Please. 745 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,677 I was put in charge. 746 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,718 - It doesn't mean I have to listen to you. - Yes, it does! 747 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,677 - No, it doesn't! - Yes, it does! 748 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,637 You're not Dad. 749 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,397 Hello? 750 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,357 Well, well, well, well, well now. 751 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,317 What's all this commotion? 752 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,231 So many sad faces. 753 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,511 Well, I may have something that might cheer you up. 754 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,431 A little bit of magic. 755 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,556 No more magic, please. 756 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,790 Abra Chihuahua! 757 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,677 Let me see. Let me see. 758 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,036 - It's addressed to all of us! - I recognise the writing. It's Dad's. 759 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,997 Open it, Cyril. Go on, you have to. 760 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,355 In all the kerfuffle, I almost forgot. 761 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,237 "My darling children, 762 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,596 I hope you are all happy, healthy, and up to plenty of mischief 763 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,955 and soaking up all the joys of the country. " 764 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,917 He's got the soaking part right. 765 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,671 Sh. 766 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,911 "Jane, I hope you are enjoying your violin. 767 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,877 However hard it is to learn now, 768 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,076 it's something you'll be glad of one day. 769 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,469 Anthea, I'm thoroughly enjoying the novel you hid in my luggage. 770 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,437 The Plummeting Pilot Of Poslewait. 771 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,398 All the boys in the squadron are lining up to borrow it. 772 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,675 And, Robert... 773 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,797 the Sopwith's a bit tricky in the air, but she's a beauty. 774 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,757 I wish I could fly over to see you. 775 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,677 Let's all hope it won't be long. 776 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,159 And, Cyril... 777 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,435 these are difficult days for us all. 778 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,317 But I know I can count on you. 779 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,999 Whatever happens, you must stand by one another. 780 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,355 Now, give the Lamb a big kiss from me. 781 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,879 I'd better grab some shuteye as I am on dawn patrol. 782 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,356 All my love always, 783 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,317 Dad. " 784 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,910 Read it again, Cyril. 785 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,792 Martha? 786 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,314 Unexpected guest just arrived. 787 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,278 On a flying visit, I suppose. I didn't know about this. 788 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,759 A guest, sir? 789 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,717 Yes. 790 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,553 Professor Charles Chicken, University of Eggsford. 791 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,995 I was at Eggsford. I don't remember a Chicken. 792 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,957 It's from your publisher. 793 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,157 They propose giving away one free puppet with every book. 794 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,071 One free with every book? 795 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,152 - Ridiculous. That'll never catch on. - That's what I said. 796 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,150 Chicken! 797 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,117 Huh! 798 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,350 C YRIL: Today's a new day, a fresh start. 799 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,317 Are we making another wish? 800 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,231 Not a chance. 801 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,275 What? 802 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,237 Cyril and I have been discussing it, 803 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,437 and we've agreed from now on, we leave the Sand-fairy alone. 804 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,397 But I drew it another picture. Look. 805 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,357 We can't leave it alone. 806 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,000 Think of all the wishes we'd be giving up. 807 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,957 No more wishes. It's over. 808 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,871 Promise me, Robert. Please. 809 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,235 All right. All right, I promise. 810 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,914 So what do we do instead? 811 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,877 We'll make friends with Horace. 812 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,837 - Why? - Why not? 813 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,751 Because he's so nasty. 814 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,711 Excellent! 815 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,271 Who's there? 816 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,237 C YRIL: Hello, Horace. GIRLS: Hello. 817 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,237 Oh, it's you lot. 818 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,959 C YRIL: We've come to see if you'd like to play with us. 819 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,759 So you can have another game of hide-and-seek and run off? 820 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,717 We're sorry about that. 821 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,637 So what do you say? 822 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,757 How about we make a picnic and go down to the sea? 823 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,711 Oh, I wish I could. 824 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,633 I really, really do. The truth is... 825 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,359 - I don't like you. - But we want to be your friends. 826 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,317 I don't need friends. 827 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,032 But I do need test subjects for my experiments. 828 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,155 Eugh! Horace, don't be silly. 829 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,549 - Put that down. Put that down. - Make me. 830 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,471 Horace, put those down. 831 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,957 Quick! 832 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,793 This is going well. Do you think he's our friend yet? 833 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,393 I don't know. 834 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,476 I know you've got a secret, and when I catch you, I'll get it. 835 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,077 Oh, what's going on here? 836 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,634 Just playing with the other children, Martha. 837 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,870 That's good. Good boy, Horace. Carry on. 838 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,197 Up here, quick! 839 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,474 Brilliant. 840 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,916 C YRIL: Think we're OK? Yes. 841 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,433 You do, do you? 842 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,829 If you don't let me in on your little secret, 843 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,797 I won't let you out. 844 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,392 We're trapped. 845 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,357 No, we can't be. 846 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,197 I wonder what happened to Robert. 847 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,397 I need a longer pin. 848 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,637 I might have something. 849 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,597 What about this? 850 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,759 Here. 851 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,353 Great. 852 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,997 Oh, my gosh! 853 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,672 I've got wings! 854 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,637 So soft. 855 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,631 So white. 856 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,278 Wow! 857 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,154 - The little... - What? 858 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,037 He must have made a wish. 859 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,078 The boy is out of control. I don't know how I'll cope. 860 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,594 What am I going to tell Mum? Look at you! 861 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,033 CyriI! 862 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,758 Cyril! Cyril! 863 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,717 You've done it again! 864 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,916 What on earth were you thinking? 865 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,911 I'm going to France to see Dad. 866 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,877 France? 867 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,315 He wished he could fly to see us, well, he can't. 868 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,277 But we can fly to him. Come on! 869 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,311 Robert, no! 870 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,278 This way. Just try and catch me! 871 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,157 Anthea, wait! 872 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,832 Please, wait for me! 873 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,674 - Come on, Jane. - Anthea, wait for me! 874 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,037 Huh. 875 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,796 Robert! 876 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,077 This is amazing! 877 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,231 Let's get Robert. 878 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,830 Look! 879 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,319 Aargh! 880 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,077 .. wieso wir geh�rt haben. 881 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,837 Let's get going! 882 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,112 Wait for me! 883 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,156 Wait for me! No! 884 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,070 Much against my better nature, I have decided to let you... 885 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,037 out. 886 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,997 Yoo-hoo! 887 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,799 Children! Where are you, dears? 888 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,552 Ah, Horace. Have you seen your cousins? 889 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,550 No. 890 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,915 The only rational conclusion is, 891 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,230 they flew out the window. 892 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,031 C YRIL: What were you thinking? 893 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,429 - We could have been killed! - I want to see Dad! 894 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,397 France is just a few miles that way. 895 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,993 Too dangerous! 896 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,752 And too late. 897 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,956 We have to get back. Now! 898 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,591 - I'm going down. - No, you're not. 899 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,557 Keep up with me. 900 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,592 Come in, all of you. 901 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,557 Here you are, Robert. 902 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,312 There you are. Good heavens. 903 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,277 Look at the state of you. Filthy. 904 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,677 I think I landed on Uncle's roses. 905 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,830 He's going to be so angry. 906 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,797 Come here, children. 907 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,677 Come here. 908 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,637 Now, I'm sure that all will be well. 909 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,553 Er... we must hope... we must believe... 910 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,914 Mummy! 911 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,831 - I can't believe you're here! - Mum! 912 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,115 - I didn't know you were coming. - Mummy. 913 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,357 - Did you get our letter? - Yes, I did, precious. 914 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,192 Something's wrong. 915 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,037 - It's your father. - He's here? 916 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,678 No, Robert, he's not. 917 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,870 His plane went down behind enemy lines. 918 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,837 Several days ago. 919 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,717 He's missing. 920 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,835 No. 921 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,275 It's not true. 922 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,917 Where is it? I've got it right here! 923 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,029 Robert? 924 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,759 - It's gone! - What have you lost? 925 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,798 The compass. I left it in my drawer but it's not here. 926 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,757 It'll turn up. Come here. 927 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,956 You don't have to worry. Dad's all right. 928 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,031 - Yes. - No, really. He isn't missing. 929 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,997 He can't be. 930 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,719 He must be on a secret mission behind enemy lines. 931 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,677 It's all right to be upset. 932 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,634 I'm not upset. I have to go now. 933 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,597 We have to help Dad. 934 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,318 Look, I know... 935 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,992 I know you want to. 936 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,548 But we just have to wait for news. 937 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,789 Wait? 938 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,075 - Yeah, I'm sure everything... - Wait? 939 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,037 Robert, I... 940 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,197 Please be here. 941 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,157 Please, Sand-fairy. 942 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,117 Please. 943 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,157 Why have you woken me? 944 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,679 I lost something. 945 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,149 Well, did you, indeed? Something precious? 946 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:52,196 And you think I can help you to find it? 947 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,157 With a wish. 948 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,912 Well, of course. 949 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,752 - I wish... - No, stop. 950 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,717 You've had all your wishes today. 951 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,553 I gave you all wings. That's not easy to do, you know. 952 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,517 Wings is a big job. 953 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,591 You might show some gratitude. 954 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,477 I'm very grateful. 955 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,357 But, Sand-fairy... 956 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,271 I do need this wish. 957 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,715 Well, all right, I can grant your wish. 958 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,268 But when dawn comes, not before. 959 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,351 - But you'll do it? - Yes. 960 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,271 But, child, what then? 961 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,351 The wish will fade at sunset, you know. 962 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,193 - Maybe this wish won't fade. - But you know it will. 963 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,794 What's the point in wishes that don't last? 964 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,314 Magic... fades. 965 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,277 That's its nature. 966 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,237 It can show you the way, 967 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,197 but in the end, 968 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,157 it's up to you. 969 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,117 As the years go on, 970 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,113 your moments of magic will become less and less. 971 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,077 And before you know it... 972 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,351 .. you too will have forgotten. 973 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,317 Forgotten all this. 974 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,237 Forgotten me. 975 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,919 And the magic... will have faded. 976 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,113 I won't. I'll never forget. 977 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,037 We shall see. 978 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,997 Now... 979 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,991 go to your bed and let me go to mine. 980 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,477 You're not going. 981 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,437 Have you turned to stone? 982 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,193 Do you think he's looking up at the same sky? 983 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,435 IT: Well... I expect so, 984 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,080 unless he's been whisked to a different galaxy. 985 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,037 Which I am sure he has not. 986 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,997 Very tricky, that. 987 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,957 Galaxy's a big job. 988 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,917 Could you move over a bit? 989 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,877 Hey. Hey! 990 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,837 What are you doing? 991 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,797 Get off me. 992 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,758 Tomorrow will come quicker if I stay with you tonight. 993 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,276 No, it won't. It comes at a very similar speed. 994 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,715 - No matter where, you can't... - Good night. 995 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,677 You'd better not snore. 996 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,679 Terrific. 997 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,637 I hope you appreciate this. 998 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,355 Hm. 999 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,757 It's morning, Sand-fairy. 1000 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,717 I can make my wish. 1001 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,677 Sand-fairy? 1002 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,592 Sand-fairy! 1003 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,517 Sand-fairy! 1004 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,517 I knew it! 1005 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,477 It had to be you! 1006 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,279 Robert. Just in time for the dissection. 1007 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,352 How did you find out about the Sand-fairy? 1008 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,479 Thanks to you. Last night when you went to the greenhouse, I followed you. 1009 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,279 For years I've wondered why I was never allowed in. 1010 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,237 Now I know. 1011 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,710 I'm not sure if this Sand-fairy is a crustacean or decapod or... 1012 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,268 Let It go. 1013 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,715 I need it to grant me my wish. 1014 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,951 - Wish? What are you talking about? - I'm a Sand-fairy! 1015 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,348 There's a tiny clue in the name. 1016 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,079 - It can talk. - You should hear me sing. 1017 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,595 Call it extra insurance. 1018 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,357 I, Charles Chicken... 1019 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,077 - Ahem. - Ah. 1020 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,077 - Tea? - Yes, thank you. 1021 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,151 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 1022 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,514 No, no. 1023 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,558 May I present my colleague Professor Charles Chicken, 1024 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,029 MA, BSc, EGG? 1025 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,434 Not a lot going on behind that beak. 1026 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,037 I wonder where the wishes come from. 1027 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,997 Is it a gland? 1028 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,389 Perhaps there's something about its brain. 1029 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,152 Oh, hello. Good afternoon. 1030 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,310 - Maybe I'll slice it down the middle. - No! 1031 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,311 I recognised you, Horace. 1032 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,872 You're not like other children. 1033 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,155 - I should hope not. - No... 1034 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,232 like a crazy kid experimenting on things in the basement. 1035 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,914 - That is you. - Enough! It is time. 1036 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,117 Wait, if you slice it open it can't give you a wish. 1037 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,988 Are you suggesting I not perform a proper exploratory dissection? 1038 01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,674 Yes, I am for that idea. 1039 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,113 Let's have a vote, shall we? 1040 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,351 All in favour of the non-slicing open approach say aye. 1041 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,317 Aye! 1042 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,075 Surely the best way to find out where wishes come from is to ask for one. 1043 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,116 What could possibly go wrong? 1044 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,156 Surprisingly good thinking, Robert. 1045 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,630 Then we can study the wish under strict laboratory conditions. 1046 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,836 But... what to wish for? 1047 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,475 What a delicious monster collection you have. 1048 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,952 Now I have you to complete it. 1049 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,519 Oh, no. 1050 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,477 As fine a prize as I am, 1051 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,199 you are yet missing one vital beast. 1052 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,871 Nice egg. 1053 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,872 Tyrannosaurus, if I'm not mistaken. 1054 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,748 Just make one... little... wish. 1055 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,717 Come on, Horace. 1056 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,916 - You know you want to. - OK. 1057 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,195 I wish for the egg to hatch. 1058 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,397 That's rubbish. 1059 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,830 I know you don't trust the Sand-fairy... 1060 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,150 - Cyril, come quick! - Where have you been? 1061 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,879 - Sand-fairy. - But that's where we're going. 1062 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,837 No, you can't. He isn't there. 1063 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,911 What are you talking about? 1064 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,190 You've been to It already, haven't you? 1065 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,430 - No... - You've wasted the wish. 1066 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,511 - I was trying to help. - What have you done? 1067 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,352 I was doing it for Dad. 1068 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,351 But Horace followed me. 1069 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,000 - I had to, because you don't care! - What do you mean? 1070 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,913 You idiot. Of course I care! 1071 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,230 We all care. But you... 1072 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,072 You had to ruin everything as usual! 1073 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,276 You're the one who doesn't care, Robert! 1074 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,954 Leave him! That's what he wants. 1075 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,349 You've ruined everything. 1076 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,317 Don't go. Please. 1077 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,399 It's not too late. 1078 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,317 I've been trying to tell you. 1079 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,037 It's in the basement. 1080 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,837 Here we go, Horace. 1081 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,990 I promised you a dinosaur. 1082 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,873 And you shall get what you deserve. 1083 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,913 This... is Gerald. 1084 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,508 He dribbles a bit because he's only two. 1085 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,237 Come in, children, come in. 1086 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,197 It's all right. 1087 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,111 He's only interested in Horace. 1088 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,077 Do something. 1089 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:24,030 IT: This is an example of what we in the wish game call a bad wish. 1090 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,680 Very bad, even badder than the bad ones. 1091 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,675 Sand-fairy, make the wish stop. 1092 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,591 Ah, just let it gobble him up. 1093 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,796 He's hungry! The kid's delicious. 1094 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,836 He's a goner. 1095 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,834 - Did you hear that frightful noise? - Sorry. 1096 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,672 Probably my gippy tummy. 1097 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,110 I know what to do. 1098 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,077 Jane? 1099 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,557 � Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star 1100 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,877 Music soothes the savage beast. 1101 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,837 I read it in one of your books. 1102 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,353 I take it all back. 1103 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,318 - She's wonderful. C YRIL: Yes, keep it up, Jane. 1104 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,277 Fantastic. 1105 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,431 Raa-aargh! 1106 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,592 Oh, no. I take back all I just took back. 1107 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,870 Someone tell her to shut up! 1108 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,518 It's killing me! 1109 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,555 IT: I feel a... little light-headed now. 1110 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,317 IT: Hyperventilating. - Horace! 1111 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,437 IT: Thank God that's over. 1112 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,158 IT: Hello? 1113 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,071 What's wrong with him? 1114 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,549 Get him to Mum, quick. She'll know what to do. 1115 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,677 I'll take him. Anthea, you make the wish. 1116 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,915 - Sand-fairy. - .. kid with the... Hello. 1117 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,877 - Is that you, Mother? - It's OK. 1118 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,837 Come to do my nails? 1119 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,797 Just a light buffing, thank you. 1120 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,599 C YRIL: He's out of his head. It's made him too weak. 1121 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,513 We have to get him back to the beach quickly. 1122 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,239 IT:.. maybe just a monkey with a wrench. 1123 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,151 - I know how to save Dad. - We have to wish. 1124 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,117 It's not enough. Trust me. 1125 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,997 After what you've put us through? 1126 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,957 All the wishes, it's been all about you. 1127 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,314 Not any more. 1128 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,278 IT:.. used to be one during the war. - All right, then. 1129 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,191 You lot head to the beach. 1130 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,157 I'll take Horace to Mum. 1131 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,832 Come on, Horace. 1132 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,797 You'll never make a dance troupe. 1133 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,831 Hello. Are you the three wise monkeys? 1134 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,274 I'm Captain Spiky. 1135 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,235 Wait. 1136 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,957 You're right. 1137 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,917 I have wasted the wishes. 1138 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,635 You all go and see Dad and I'll take Horace. 1139 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:03,314 But you've got to make sure Dad gets his compass. 1140 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,753 IT: Hello, sir. 1141 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,239 So he'll know where to find us. 1142 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,236 Come on, Horace. 1143 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,197 I've got you, Sand-fairy. 1144 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,793 Hello. 1145 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,348 You're my favourite one of the bunch, you know. 1146 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,752 I've got you too. 1147 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,400 Well, you're my favourite one of the bunch, too. 1148 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,357 And you're very tall. 1149 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,396 Come on. 1150 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,994 Just burp me once. 1151 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,240 Steady. Gently does it. That's it. 1152 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,311 C YRIL: There you are. IT: Ah... 1153 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,311 IT: That was awfuI! 1154 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,350 That's better. 1155 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,352 There's no place like a mobile home. 1156 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,754 Are you strong enough to grant us our wish now? 1157 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,869 Sorry, but that mad scientist cousin of yours 1158 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,837 has made the wish for today. 1159 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,229 You're going to have to wait till tomorrow, 1160 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,869 which is my birthday, actually, as a matter of fact. 1161 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,473 I'll be 22. 1162 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,949 We can't wait till tomorrow. It might be too late. 1163 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,917 IT: Really? All right. 1164 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,276 Well, maybe I've got something down here that could help. 1165 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,037 This is a big book of wishes. 1166 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,793 This should help. OK. 1167 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,877 Ah, here we go. 1168 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,837 Genius wishes, instant wishes, 1169 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,388 interminable wishes, intellectual wishes, 1170 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,357 interruptive wishes. 1171 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,317 This looks promising. 1172 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,757 Ah, yes. 1173 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,229 Addendum C, regula Vll. 1174 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,029 ".. it being wholly inappropriate to reinstate full wish-giving status 1175 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,873 subject to all parties being of sound mind and limb. " 1176 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,155 Ah, there you are. 1177 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,276 And where exactly is that? 1178 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:44,356 I think it means you haven't had a whole day's wish, contractually speaking. 1179 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,035 Therefore you do have some wish allowance left over. 1180 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,395 Oh, thank you. 1181 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,037 Oh, er... hm. 1182 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,680 You'd better be quick about it. Hm? 1183 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,671 OK, Sand-fairy. 1184 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,436 We wish for our dad to come home safely. 1185 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,238 And that's all. 1186 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,033 Well, if you're sure that's what you want... 1187 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,230 Holding hands. Nice touch. 1188 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,835 There! 1189 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,951 Look! I think it's Dad! 1190 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,190 Come on, quick! 1191 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,157 - Come on, Anthea. - Come on! 1192 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,356 Dad! Daddy! 1193 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,916 - Daddy! - Cyril! 1194 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,871 We thought you were lost. 1195 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,916 Oh... What's happening? 1196 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,275 I don't understand, how did I get here? 1197 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,271 - Oh... - The Sand-fairy. 1198 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,793 We made a wish, Daddy. 1199 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,950 Has she been reading one of your novels? 1200 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,871 She won't sleep now. 1201 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,076 Where's Robert? 1202 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,037 He's in shock but he'll be OK. 1203 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,350 You did the right thing bringing him to me. 1204 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,590 Now... what happened? 1205 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,478 I still don't believe I'm here. Wait till your mother finds out. 1206 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,471 She doesn't know about this place. 1207 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,357 - No-one does except us. - All right. 1208 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,396 We'll surprise her and Robert later. 1209 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,836 There... There isn't going to be a later. 1210 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,032 We haven't much time. 1211 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,917 Only until the sun sets. 1212 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,596 I want this wish to last for ever. 1213 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,320 Please, Daddy, I want you to stay. 1214 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,237 It's Robert's idea. 1215 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,111 Dad! Dad! 1216 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,597 Ssh. 1217 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,472 How is he? 1218 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,791 Martha's been up with him all night. I told her to take a rest. 1219 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,757 I don't know what's wrong with him. 1220 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:19,594 He just keeps muttering about monsters and sand fairies. 1221 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,750 Maybe you should have a rest, too. 1222 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,877 We'll look after Horace. 1223 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,837 For a bit. 1224 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,673 - Well, if you're sure. I am quite tired. - OK. 1225 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,635 Mum? 1226 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,233 Dad's OK. 1227 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,151 I know it. 1228 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,393 Horace, can you hear? 1229 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,435 Horace! 1230 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,351 - Robert! - He's up now. 1231 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,237 Here, have some. 1232 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,198 - What is it? - It's medicine. It's very good for you. 1233 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,669 I made it myself. 1234 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,637 Perhaps not, Jane. 1235 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,756 We need to talk. 1236 01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,989 Yes. 1237 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,957 About the dinosaur. 1238 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,996 And the wish. 1239 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,911 And It. 1240 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,474 It was all real. It wasn't a dream. 1241 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,836 - Yes, and it has to be our secret. - But the world must know. 1242 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,512 The world doesn't have to. 1243 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,431 Yes... 1244 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,397 we can write a classified report. 1245 01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:22,393 Bury it in red tape for 40 years and deny everything. I like it. 1246 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,596 Or we could just keep it to ourselves. 1247 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,948 I've never had a secret to share with anyone before. 1248 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,908 Well, now you have us. 1249 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,231 Allow me, my dear. 1250 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,275 Ah. 1251 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,316 Familiar face. 1252 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,391 Stout fellow. 1253 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,631 Mr Bialli, butcher... er, baker... er candlestick maker. 1254 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,109 I heard about, well, you know... 1255 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,077 Poor children. 1256 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,151 I thought these might cheer them up. 1257 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,676 - Very kind indeed. - Here you are. 1258 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,990 - One each. - Thank you. 1259 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,829 The papers say it's safe to go back to London. 1260 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,319 Apparently a fleet of Zeppelins were turned back. 1261 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,277 The pilot said he saw angels. 1262 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,271 So, I think it's time we went home. 1263 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,671 Are you in there? 1264 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,878 IT: Hey! Hey, turn that light out! 1265 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,030 - Where is he? - Don't you know there's a war on? 1266 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,075 Hello! 1267 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,037 He's been to the hairdresser's! 1268 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,397 Well, so it's you again. 1269 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,832 What's he doing here? 1270 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,832 I'm really sorry for trying to cut you into little pieces. 1271 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,469 Oh, well, never mind. It was fun. Apology accepted. 1272 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,677 - Have one of these. - I suppose you want today's wish. 1273 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,752 - No. - No... No, we don't. 1274 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,910 - You don't want a wish? - No. 1275 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,152 I've never heard such a thing. Surely I can tempt you with one teeny, little, baby wish? 1276 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,038 We've decided not to make any more of them. 1277 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,317 That's the most sensible thing I've heard in 8,311 years. 1278 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,153 We've come to say goodbye. We're going home. 1279 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,639 Going home? 1280 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,551 We've just started to have fun. 1281 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,790 I made you this. It's a birthday card. 1282 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,074 - How did you know? - You told us. 1283 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,832 - Oh, yes. - Here you are, Robert. 1284 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,751 Don't get many cards these days. 1285 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,992 You know how it is, after your 6,523rd birthday, 1286 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:35,514 - you just stop counting. - You don't look that old. 1287 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,033 No, I drink a lot of moisturiser. 1288 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,554 And you can't have a birthday without a present. 1289 01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,551 Brown paper - my favourite! 1290 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,200 - You'll have to unwrap it. - Yes er... I knew that. 1291 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,872 Ah! 1292 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,552 Er... 1293 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,153 It's... 1294 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,151 He's called Brian. 1295 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,912 He's to keep you company. 1296 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,752 C YRIL: Now for the best bit. 1297 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,877 IT: Hello, Brian. Brian? Hello, Brian. 1298 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,030 Not very chatty, is he? 1299 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:06,113 � Happy birthday to you 1300 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,357 � Happy birthday to you 1301 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,271 You have to blow them out. 1302 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,430 � Happy birthday... - And make a wish. 1303 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:16,559 .. Psammead Crustacea Anostraca Decopodlium 1304 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,712 Anthropodlious Wishasaurus... 1305 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,633 � Happy birthday to you 1306 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,711 � 8,311 today! 1307 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:42,510 Well, that was the best birthday I have ever, ever had... 1308 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,391 Come on, you lot. It's time to leave. 1309 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,835 .. except when I was 15, and I was given a yak. 1310 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,797 Come on, Horace. 1311 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,996 Look, I would help to clean up, you know, but... 1312 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,957 I've got a bad leg. 1313 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:55,917 Goodbye, I'm going to really miss you. 1314 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,877 I will miss you too, child. 1315 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,512 Hang on, you're not... 1316 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,477 you're not going, going, going are you? 1317 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,790 What... all? 1318 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,236 You could come with us. Cyril and I would move in with the Lamb. 1319 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,038 We'd fill our room with sand for you. 1320 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,997 You'd do that for me? 1321 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,719 That's very kind of you, child, but... 1322 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,028 I understand. 1323 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,156 Goodbye, child. 1324 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,593 Bye. 1325 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,312 Sand-fairy, 1326 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,517 when you blew out your candles, what did you wish for? 1327 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,477 Me, make a wish? 1328 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,630 You must be joking! 1329 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,551 - Goodbye. Let's go. 1330 01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,393 - Come on. C YRIL: We'll miss you. 1331 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,357 - Bye. - Horace... 1332 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,277 Bye, Sand-fairy. 1333 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,757 Goodbye, Sand-fairy. 1334 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,797 Come on, Jane! 1335 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,151 It won't start. 1336 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,038 It could be water on the carburettor or a sandwich. 1337 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,998 There were suspicious crumbs round the crank handle. 1338 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,992 Not to worry, I've got a book here somewhere. Excuse me. 1339 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,270 Or did I eat it? The sandwich, not the book, 1340 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,511 although I have devoured many a book over the last few years. 1341 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,272 This isn't helping things, is it? 1342 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,430 Does this mean we're staying? 1343 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,431 I just want to go home. 1344 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,198 We'll be home soon. 1345 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,397 I'm sure your uncle will fix the problem. In the meantime... 1346 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:41,233 best stand behind something flame resistant. 1347 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,356 I know, let's play a game. 1348 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,317 How about hide-and-seek? 1349 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,472 - I've had a lot of practice. - All right, Horace, hide-and-seek. 1350 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,834 - I'll be it. C YRIL: Good, good. 1351 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,957 One, two, three, 1352 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:59,795 four, five, six, seven, 1353 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:05,000 eight, nine, ten, eleven, 1354 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:10,552 12, 13, 14, 15, 1355 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:14,758 16, 17, 18, 1356 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,717 19... 1357 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,677 20. 1358 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,031 Dad! 1359 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,792 Robert... 1360 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,790 - Dad! Daddy! 1361 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,791 - Dad. - Dad. 1362 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,157 Robert. 1363 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,032 Thank you. 1364 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,471 Dear Sand-fairy, 1365 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,518 I've been thinking about what you said to me that night. 1366 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,795 That magic fades because people forget. 1367 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,071 I want you to know that I won't forget. 1368 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,716 I won't forget tomorrow or the next month, or the next year. 1369 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,433 And one day when I'm grown-up and have children of my own, 1370 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,431 I'll tell them the story. 1371 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,351 An amazing story... 1372 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,590 .. about one summer and a secret beach... 1373 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,231 and wishes and gold coins, 1374 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,197 and magic wings, 1375 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,236 and five children 1376 01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,151 and It. 1377 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,397 IT: All right. 1378 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,117 Don't worry. 1379 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,077 We'll see them again... 1380 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:11,517 in Episode Two, called It And Five Children. 1381 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,068 "It Comes Back" - front of title, above title. 1382 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:16,037 It in It - 1383 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:17,997 this time with a speedboat. 1384 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,116 If I make a little adjustment to the top, 1385 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,191 I can get a speedboat out of this thing. 1386 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:23,190 Bzzzz! 1387 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,271 That's my electric toothbrush. 1388 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,554 IT: Well, Brian... you look very familiar. 1389 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,557 Have I met you before? 1390 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,517 Well, come in here. Come over here. 1391 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,477 Sit down here, Brian. 1392 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,357 Sit... just sit down, Brian. 1393 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,317 You don't bend in the middle. 1394 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,311 Do you like fish? 1395 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,790 Because there's going to be a lot of fish here in about two hours. 1396 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,757 Well, this is my house. 1397 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,070 And er... Brian, don't do that. 1398 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:52,957 It's a children's movie. 1399 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,917 This is the kitchen here. 1400 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,911 We're going to knock this bit down. 1401 01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,757 This is your bedroom. Come in here. 1402 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:06,472 � I can feel it 1403 01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,437 � Hey, where did you go? 1404 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,397 � You left us alone 1405 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:13,995 � I followed the crowds to find you 1406 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,634 � Now we're beneath the same blue sky 1407 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:22,952 � Do you believe as much as I do? 1408 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:27,238 � Do you hear me when I break down? 1409 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,431 � Cos you know this isn't the end 1410 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,271 � One day, we'll meet again 1411 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,391 � I can feel it 1412 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:49,588 � I can feel it 1413 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,995 � Hey, look what you've done 1414 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,991 � Spoilt all the fun 1415 01:21:56,080 --> 01:22:00,073 � It wasn't supposed to be this way 1416 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:05,280 � Didn't I tell you to be careful what you wish? 1417 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:08,079 � It may come true 1418 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,073 � Do you see it's a long way down? 1419 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,477 � But I know this isn't the end 1420 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,954 � One day, we'll meet again 1421 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:29,071 � I can feel it 1422 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:36,268 � I can feel it 1423 01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:43,397 � I can feel it 1424 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:05,715 � Do you hear me when I break down? 1425 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:11,114 � Cos I know this isn't the end 1426 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:15,318 � One day, we'll meet again 1427 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,552 � I can feel it 1428 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:27,638 � I can feel it 1429 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,389 � Hey, where did you go? 1430 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,436 � You left us alone 1431 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,637 � I followed the crowds to find you 1432 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:42,359 � Now we're beneath the same blue sky 1433 01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:46,479 � Do you believe as much as I do? 1434 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:50,838 � Do you hear me when I break down? 1435 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,837 � Cos you know this isn't the end 1436 01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,315 � One day, we'll meet again 1437 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:05,235 � I can feel it 1438 01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:12,956 � I can feel it 1439 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:21,633 � I can feel it 1440 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:32,113 � I can feel it 1441 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:10,199 IT: Wishasaurus mugs are available in the foyer of all good cinemas. 1442 01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,157 Thank you.103941