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♪ Fixed & Synced by ♪
♪ bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪
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UMPIRE: Play ball!
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(HEAVING)
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(THUDDING)
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MAN: I got it! I got it!
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(PANTING)
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BOY: Here we go!
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UMPIRE: Strike!
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(HEAVING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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BOY: Oh, come on.
Why do I always get stuck with the loser?
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BOY 1: He stinks.
BOY 2: Darn it!
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BOY 1: Too bad.
BOY 2: Hustle! Hustle!
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BOY 3: Yankee Irving again!
BOY 4: (CHUCKLING) Tough luck.
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BOY 3: Why do we always end up
with Yankee?
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Excuse me.
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(HEAVING)
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I got it!
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Whoa!
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You show them, Warbuckles!
Way to run it out!
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(HEAVING)
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- Go, go, go, go!
- Run, Philly, you can do it!
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Come on, Freckles!
Keep the ride going, buddy!
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- BOY: Next batter!
- Me?
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BOY 2: Oh, man!
BOY 3: Tough luck!
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(SNICKERS)
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Irving, here's your big shot.
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This is just like Game Seven
of the '26 Series. Babe came to the...
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Yeah, yeah.
Listen, you're not Babe Ruth, okay?
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Now look, you've got no strike zone,
so he's guaranteed to walk you.
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- UMPIRE: Batter up!
- Just don't swing.
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- He's gonna whiff. Bring it in.
- Easy out, easy out.
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- Let him walk you.
- Don't swing at it, Irving!
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Yeah, don't swing!
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If I don't swing,
how are you gonna know I can hit?
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(LAUGHING)
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BOY: Don't swing, Irving!
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BOY 3: Hey, batter, batter, batter,
hey, batter, batter, swing!
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- UMPIRE: Strike one!
- What did I just tell you?
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- BOY: Come on.
- You've got no strike zone!
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(HEAVING)
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- UMPIRE: Strike two!
- Just take the pitch!
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BOY: Don't swing!
BOY 2: Don't swing, Irving!
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BOY 4: Don't swing at it, Irving!
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ANNOUNCER: Now batting, number one,
Yankee Irving!
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(THUDDING)
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Ah!
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Nice job, whiff.
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That's it.
You're never playing on my team again.
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BOY: Give it up.
BOY 2: Go home.
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BOY 3: Yeah, don't come back.
BOY 4: Come on, let's get out of here.
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BOY: Loser.
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WOMAN: Honey! Dinnertime!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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(HEAVING)
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Hmm.
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Guess nobody wants you
in the game either.
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(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
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Hey, Irving, you stink!
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(BELL RINGING)
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(LAUGHING)
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ANNOUNCER: The Movietone News.
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Bringing you the news
just days after it's happened.
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In sporting news, the Yankees continue
their splendiferous winning streak.
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It's Game Three of the World Series.
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Bottom of the ninth,
the Yankees down by three,
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bases loaded,
Babe Ruth steps up to the plate.
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Will the Sultan of Swat save the day?
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You betcha!
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(CHEERING)
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So what's Napoleon Cross,
owner of the Chicago Cubs,
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going to do now?
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With his best bat, Darlin', in his hands,
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Babe Ruth is unstoppable.
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CROSS: Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth.
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Babe Ruth and his best bat, Darlin'.
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He's everywhere!
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Every newsreel, every newspaper
talks about Babe Ruth.
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Look at all this stuff! Babe Ruth
sippy cup, Babe Ruth silver dollars,
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Babe Ruth underpants,
obviously for the larger child.
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What's he got that I haven't got?
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He's got a World Series trophy!
And I want one!
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- Is that too much to ask?
- No, not at all.
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Why don't you put me back in, Mr. Cross?
I'll help you win that trophy.
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I'm working on a new pitch. I call it...
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(CHUCKLING) Are you ready?
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The booger ball.
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(SNORTING)
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No, Lefty,
even with your most outrageous cheating
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you're no match for Babe Ruth.
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Cheating? Me? Babe Ruth's the cheater.
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I bet he's got some lucky
voodoo charm or something.
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That's cheating.
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(COUGHING)
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You're right, Lefty.
Babe Ruth does have a lucky charm.
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What is it, what is it, what is it?
It's his bat.
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So what do we do?
I'll tell you what we do.
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We take away his bat. Let's do the math.
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- Going into the light.
- Babe without bat is nothing.
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Without that bat, he's just big and fat!
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(LAUGHING)
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(COUGHING)
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Put that on a T-shirt.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yeah, I like it.
It's good stuff, it's good stuff.
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Only one problem.
How we gonna get Babe Ruth's lucky bat?
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- Not "we," you.
- But, Mr. Cross, I...
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Get me that bat. And I think
the only way to get it is to steal it.
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Otherwise, you're out!
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- MOM: Hi, honey, how was your day?
- Hey, Mom.
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- Is Dad home yet?
- Not yet.
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- He's working late.
- Again?
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- Dinner will be ready soon.
- Not hungry.
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(SNIFFLING)
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BOY: Why do I always get stuck
with the loser?
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BOY 2: Yankee Irving again!
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(LAUGHING)
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MOM: He's working late.
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BOY: That's it.
You're never playing on my team again.
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BOY: You're not Babe Ruth, okay?
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BOY: Why do we always get stuck
with Yankee?
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(GASPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(KNOCKING)
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You think you could take your thumb
out of my eye?
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Whoa!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
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Huh?
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What?
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- Are you talking?
- I am.
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One smart fella, he felt smart.
Two smart fellas, they felt smart.
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Three smart fellas, they all felt smart.
I'm talking.
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Wait a second. Where are you going?
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Back to the sandlot,
where I was peacefully decomposing.
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(HEAVING)
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Hey, watch it there, grabby hands!
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Don't make me go all
crazy eight ball on you.
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(HEAVING)
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(GASPING)
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(HEAVING)
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Whoa!
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Where did you go?
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Hey, Fuzzy, how do I get out of here?
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- This kid is nuts.
- I just wanna talk.
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And I just wanna leave.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, genius, it just so happens
you left a gaping hole in the infield.
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Sayonara.
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Your living room is a little cramped.
And dark.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Huh?
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(WHOOPING)
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I'm rollin' in style!
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Whoa!
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Nobody gets their mitts on Screwie.
I'm going back to the sandlot.
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Ouch!
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Why can't I break a window?
Every other ball can break a window.
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Gotcha.
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- What's going on in here?
- Mom, look, a talking baseball.
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He never gets tired of that one.
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Oh, my gosh, a talking baseball.
Well, I think I hear the meatloaf talking.
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- It's saying, "Yankee, time for dinner."
- Talking meatloaf?
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Food can't talk. Except for beans.
They can make themselves heard.
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- Go get cleaned up.
- She can't hear you?
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I don't know. Let's see. Help!
I've been kidnapped by a deranged child!
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Yup, you're right. She can't hear.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Please don't skimp on the soap.
You smell like a week-old hot dog.
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Oh!
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(SPLASHING)
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(GURGLING)
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Kid, quit it.
That's my protective coating of dirt.
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(BUBBLING)
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I wish Dad was here.
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Oh, sweetheart, you know
he's got to work the extra shifts.
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I know, but I really need to see him.
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Tell you what,
why don't you take him his dinner?
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- Really?
- Just this once.
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You know you're not supposed
to be there while he's working.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Great. So just drop me in the sandlot
on the way to see your daddy, and...
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Hey, hey, what are you doing?
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YANKEE: Making sure
you don't go anywhere.
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- Not the underpants drawer!
- Don't worry. They're clean.
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(BALL BOUNCING)
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SCREWIE: Not anymore.
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(SQUEAKING)
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YANKEE: Wow!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Now batting for the New York Yankees,
number one, Yankee Irving!
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Hey, Dad.
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to see you. I brought you dinner.
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Great. What are we having?
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Mom's mystery meatloaf.
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Hmm.
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Meatloaf. Let's start with dessert.
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So, what's new?
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Dad, you're not gonna believe this.
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Oh, no? Try me.
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I found a talking baseball.
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Oh, really? Does he have a name?
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(CHUCKLING)
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I call him Screwie.
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Oh, yeah? Where'd you find it?
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At the sandlot.
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Did you play ball today?
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Yeah, but I don't think
I wanna play anymore.
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Hey, I thought you loved baseball.
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Well, I think I'm in a slump.
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Hmm.
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You know, I was watching the team
practice the other day, and it struck me,
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here are guys who make a living
playing baseball.
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They play every day, and even on the day
after they lose a game,
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they're still standing at the plate
swinging that bat.
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And you know
how they got to be so good?
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They just keep swinging?
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(CHUCKLING)
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Come on, I got something to show you.
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(CLICKING)
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Babe Ruth!
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YANKEE: Is that Darlin'?
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DAD: (CHUCKLING) Yup. Sure is.
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Babe had that bat custom made
three years ago.
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That was the first year
he hit 50 home runs.
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That's right. People say she was made
from a thousand-year-old tree
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00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,164
growing on the side of Mount Olympus.
232
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,125
I'm pretty sure it was made in Kentucky.
233
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,836
Hey, come on, pal, we should head home.
234
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,840
Oh, come on, Dad,
just another minute, please?
235
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,387
I tell you what, you can stay here
for a few more minutes
236
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,846
while I put my things away.
237
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,933
- Meet you at the back gate. Deal?
- Yeah.
238
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,971
Yankee, don't touch anything
239
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,812
and make sure you close the door
when you leave.
240
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,982
I promise.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
241
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,903
(DOOR CLOSING)
242
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,211
- You! What are you doing?
- Nothing.
243
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:27,884
- I was just helping my dad mop up.
- Scram!
244
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,803
(PANTING)
245
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,140
What are you looking at?
246
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,576
Here you go!
247
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,707
(SNORING)
248
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:15,766
Kid! Kid! Hey, kid! Wake up!
249
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,143
You're turning me into a spitball.
250
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,603
(EXCLAIMING)
251
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,812
(YAWNING)
252
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,942
(BREAKING WIND)
253
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,030
How long you been taking
trombone lessons?
254
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,407
(STRETCHING)
255
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,076
Good morning.
256
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,620
(YAWNING)
257
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,539
I thought you were giving that up.
258
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,709
My dad says you should never
give up something you love.
259
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,587
- Has he ever seen you bat?
- Hey!
260
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,510
So, you know a lot about baseball, right?
261
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,553
I mean, since you are one.
262
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,181
I know one thing about baseball, it stinks.
263
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,975
And you saw me play baseball, right?
264
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,812
Make that two things.
It stinks and so do you.
265
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,314
Well, then maybe
you can give me some pointers.
266
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:09,778
I could point you to another hobby.
How about marbles or kite watching?
267
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,531
You can watch people fly kites.
268
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,659
How can you hate baseball?
You are a baseball.
269
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,705
Kid, look,
baseball's only gonna break your heart.
270
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,581
Did you know I made it to the majors?
271
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,876
- You were in the majors?
- Oh, yeah.
272
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,714
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Sun was shining,
273
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,300
forty thousand fans screaming
as I'm tossed to the mound.
274
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,219
It was like a dream come true.
275
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,389
All I ever wanted was to be home run ball.
276
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:43,103
And on the very first pitch, crack,
I'm on my way going, going,
277
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,563
foul.
278
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,649
That's right, kid, foul ball.
279
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,651
Right out of the park.
280
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:55,031
Dreams and everything vanished.
And did anyone ever come look for me?
281
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,827
No. They left me out there to rot.
282
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,665
So believe me when I tell you,
baseball is a field of broken dreams.
283
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,375
Trust me, I know.
284
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,043
(KNOCKING)
285
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,920
(DOOR OPENING)
286
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,424
- DAD: Mr. Robinson.
- Good morning, Stanley. Mrs. Irving.
287
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,259
ROBINSON: I'm sorry to bother you
so early,
288
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,219
but we have a real problem here.
289
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,096
DAD: What sort of a problem, sir?
290
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,140
- ROBINSON: This is Officer Bryant.
- Hello.
291
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,350
ROBINSON: Someone broke into
the Yankees' locker room.
292
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,145
- MOM: Oh, no.
- Babe Ruth's bat is missing.
293
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,773
BRYANT: You were the only one there
with the keys, Mr. Irving.
294
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,149
MOM: What are you implying?
295
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,360
BRYANT: Did you see anyone else
in the locker room last night?
296
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,530
- Wait. There was a security guard.
- DAD: Yankee...
297
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,658
Dad, after you left the locker room
a security guard came in
298
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,951
and told me to get out.
299
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,830
- You took your son into the locker room?
- It was just for a minute.
300
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,123
Do you mind if I look in his room?
301
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,293
- Excuse me, my son is not a thief.
- ROBINSON: Irving.
302
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,879
Thank God you're here. This kid is crazy.
303
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,466
First he put me in the underpants drawer,
then he pushed me underwater,
304
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,635
then he forced me to eat meatloaf.
305
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:57,969
- ROBINSON: This is a disaster.
- Meatloaf!
306
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,721
- ROBINSON: The Series is only half over.
- Are you listening?
307
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,975
What am I gonna tell the Babe? We need
to pack all the gear for Chicago today.
308
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,435
The bat's not here.
309
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:11,233
Son, if you know what happened
to the bat, you need to come clean now.
310
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:15,695
- But that's what I'm trying to tell you.
- Stanley, this is a real mess.
311
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,781
I... I know, Mr. Robinson.
312
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,116
As the General Manager
of the New York Yankees,
313
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,786
I have no other choice. You're fired.
314
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,623
- Fired?
- Mr. Robinson, please.
315
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,544
Stanley, someone has to be held
responsible. It was your shift.
316
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:37,300
If Babe's bat is found, then I'll
reconsider, but, until then, I'm sorry.
317
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,638
Stanley, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna be out on the streets.
318
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,267
- I'll get another job. I'll get two jobs.
- There are no jobs.
319
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,521
Yankee, you were alone in that
locker room. Now the bat's missing.
320
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,730
- Stanley...
- Emily,
321
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,816
there was no security guard on duty.
322
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,986
Yes, there was. Maybe he took the bat.
323
00:19:56,070 --> 00:20:00,282
That's enough.
Son, what happened to the bat?
324
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:01,867
I don't know.
325
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,202
- Go to your room.
- Why don't you believe me?
326
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,454
Go to your room.
327
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,257
SCREWIE: What was all that?
What's with the coppers?
328
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,635
- Someone stole Babe Ruth's bat.
- Good.
329
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:25,056
- Screwie, my dad got fired.
- Not good.
330
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,060
Why would someone steal
Babe's lucky bat?
331
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,521
The Yankees are gonna lose
the Series for sure.
332
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,774
Whoa, kid, you're watching
way too many newsreels.
333
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,235
That lucky bat stuff
is a bunch of malarkey.
334
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,071
How do you know?
You were only in for one pitch.
335
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,448
Ooh, that hurt.
336
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,450
That guard had to take the bat.
337
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,286
Why would a Yankees security guard
steal Babe Ruth's bat?
338
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:50,373
Now, if it were a Chicago Cubs
security guard, that I could believe.
339
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,292
Wait a minute.
340
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,502
(EXCLAIMING)
341
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,800
SCREWIE: Hey, hey, hey, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
342
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,677
I still can't breathe.
343
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,015
Hey, I knew I'd seen that face before.
344
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,266
(SIGHS)
345
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,310
What are you babbling about?
346
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,938
The security guard was Lefty Maginnis,
347
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,564
pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.
348
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,275
Lefty's the biggest cheater
who ever stepped on a mound.
349
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,278
Lefty stole the bat so Babe can't hit.
350
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,032
The Yankees will lose the Series.
I've got to tell Dad.
351
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,116
Yeah, and don't forget to mention
that you heard it
352
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,912
from your friendly neighborhood
talking baseball.
353
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,081
Kid, this is just a crazy theory
354
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,334
and even if it were true,
no one's gonna believe you.
355
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,835
You don't have any proof.
356
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,296
- Then I'll get some proof.
- How?
357
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,549
Most of the Cubs are heading for Chicago.
What're you gonna do?
358
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,469
Sneak out of the house,
go down to Penn Station,
359
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,596
and search every single passenger?
360
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,765
- Right.
- Oh, no.
361
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,643
If we go to Penn Station,
we may catch him there.
362
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,395
I got to learn to keep my mouth shut.
363
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,021
Whoa! Oh!
364
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,691
This can't work. You're just a kid
365
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,402
and this is the real world,
not some fantasy land
366
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,363
- filled with gumdrop fairies and...
- You're coming with me.
367
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,909
Yeah, I think maybe not,
but thanks for the invite.
368
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,791
Screwie, I have to do this for my dad.
369
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,086
All right, don't look at me...
Don't look at me like that.
370
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,173
Stop it, stop...
Okay, fine, let's make a deal.
371
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,552
I'll help you to find the bat
if you take me back to the sandlot,
372
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:29,347
- and leave me to rot in peace. Deal?
- Deal.
373
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,850
Hmm.
374
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,059
(HEAVING)
375
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,816
Oh, whoa!
376
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,901
SCREWIE: What are we doing?
What are we doing?
377
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,112
YANKEE: Uh-oh.
SCREWIE: What do you mean by "uh-oh"?
378
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,032
(YELLS)
379
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,159
SCREWIE: Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
380
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,744
(GASPING)
381
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,289
- Okay, we're fine.
- I'm okay.
382
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,749
SCREWIE: Not fine!
383
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:56,916
(YELLS)
384
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,794
My head! My butt! My head! My butt!
385
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,463
(YANKEE YELLS)
386
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:07,010
(YELLING)
387
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,678
Oh!
388
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,098
- So far, so good.
- Are you okay?
389
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:15,018
- You were screaming pretty loud.
- I wasn't screaming.
390
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,479
I was laughing.
391
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,440
Ha! See? Ha, ha, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Laughing.
392
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,532
SCREWIE: There's a million people here.
How we gonna find Lefty?
393
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,785
Just keep looking, all right?
394
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:39,542
CONDUCTOR: Flyer service to Niagara.
Track 18.
395
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,835
(CHATTERING)
396
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,465
YANKEE: We gotta hurry.
397
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,134
Why don't we come back in 10 years?
When you're taller.
398
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,722
Make way, there, folks.
Coming through, coming through.
399
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,307
(HEAVING)
400
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,268
See anything yet?
401
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:01,898
SCREWIE: I see a sock, a candy wrapper,
a Life Saver covered in lint.
402
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,778
- Hmm. Pineapple.
- Screwie. This is no time to fool around.
403
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,404
Now do you see anything?
404
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,241
I see thousands of people
going about their business,
405
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,826
none of which is ours.
406
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,788
There's only one train to Chicago,
so Lefty will have to be on it.
407
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,332
- We're gonna stake it out.
- "Stake it out"?
408
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,751
What, what, what,
now you're with the FBI?
409
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,295
WOMAN ON PA: All aboard
for the County Peabody Express.
410
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,090
SCREWIE: Better off rotting up
in that sandlot.
411
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,926
I got to get stuck
with J. Edgar Hoover Junior, here.
412
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:34,472
How are we gonna cover the whole train?
There's like 50 cars and 100 passengers,
413
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,766
and... Holy Mackerel!
414
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,730
Bingo. That's got to be Babe's bat.
415
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,275
(EXCLAIMING)
416
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,111
(SPITTING)
417
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:50,697
(LAUGHING)
418
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:57,245
Okay, we found him. I'll give you that.
But anything could be in that case.
419
00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,498
A trombone, a wooden leg, a pogo stick.
420
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:04,085
Well, there he goes,
so I guess we'll never know. Too bad.
421
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,549
- Come on, boys.
- All aboard!
422
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,885
SCREWIE: Hey, wait, wait.
Where are you taking me?
423
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:18,600
MAN: Take a head count
when you get inside, okay?
424
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,234
(GASPING)
425
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,365
- I think that's him.
- Let's call the cops.
426
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,911
I'm not sure. Take a closer look.
427
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,205
- Wow!
- Is it him?
428
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,916
There's a horse jumping off a diving board.
429
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,460
Wait, I think that's Eleanor Roosevelt.
430
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,004
Screwie, is it Lefty or not?
431
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,178
Take a quick look as you
roll yourself back.
432
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,805
Roll myself back from...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
433
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:03,144
Ow, what a headache! Nope. No.
434
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,149
Hello.
435
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:10,777
No.
436
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,528
(SCREECHING TO A HALT)
437
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,992
(INHALING)
438
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,787
Did you see him?
439
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:21,955
(EXHALING)
440
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:26,292
Third row, aisle seat.
Where are you going?
441
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,627
(SHUSHING)
442
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,879
(GASPING)
443
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,842
(HEAVING)
444
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,680
(GROANING)
445
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,478
Good. You got it,
now take me back to the sandlot.
446
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,563
Oh, no!
447
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:49,857
(GASPS)
448
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:51,526
Huh?
449
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,528
(DOOR OPENING)
450
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:54,779
(DOOR CLOSING)
451
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,863
Uh-oh.
452
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,325
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
453
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,624
Oh, rats!
454
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,052
Oh, no!
455
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,642
Good. That thing's brought us
nothing but trouble.
456
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:25,977
Hey, you!
457
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,646
Stop right there.
458
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,400
(YELLS)
459
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,484
SCREWIE: I'm a ball.
460
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:37,322
I'm probably gonna survive this,
but you, you're a squishy little kid.
461
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,656
Whoa.
462
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,450
Screwie.
463
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,327
(EXCLAIMING)
464
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,246
Yankee, help me!
465
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,337
Give me back my box, kid.
466
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,172
(BELL RINGING)
467
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,550
(EXCLAIMS)
468
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,554
Huh?
469
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:03,931
(PANTING)
470
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,397
Oh!
471
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,483
(EXCLAIMING)
472
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:21,449
(THUDDING)
473
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,533
Huh?
474
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,038
(BELL RINGING)
475
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,916
Oh, yeah, the kid's still got the moves.
476
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,542
Sir, I need to see your ticket!
477
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,627
(GROANING)
478
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,878
(EXCLAIMS)
479
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,769
(SCREAMING)
480
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,813
Whoa!
481
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,778
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
482
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:07,328
Whoa!
483
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:10,039
Kid, you're gonna get such a time-out.
484
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,294
(PANTING)
485
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,006
(GASPS)
486
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,759
The fun's over, you little punk.
487
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,140
(GLASS SHATTERING)
488
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,522
Screwie, hang on!
489
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,524
(HEAVING)
490
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,317
Gotcha!
491
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,527
Hey, you...
492
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,695
Hit him! Use your elbow.
493
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,863
(EXCLAIMS)
494
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,490
Kicking is good.
495
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,287
(CLANGING)
496
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,414
Oh, that can't feel good.
497
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,916
Doesn't really hurt so bad.
498
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,294
Wait. Yes, it does hurt.
499
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,753
Here it comes. Oh, yeah.
500
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,881
(YELLING)
501
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,424
Oh!
502
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,720
(BELL RINGING)
503
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,102
(GRINDING TO A HALT)
504
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,690
But I need to get to New York.
505
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:21,360
New York? That way.
You can buy yourself a ticket inside.
506
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,405
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
507
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:30,786
(DOOR CLOSING)
508
00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:31,954
SCREWIE: Oh, great.
509
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:35,249
No tickets, no train, no sandlot.
510
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,920
What could be worse?
511
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,590
Well, at least I got the bat.
512
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,135
(SCREAMING)
513
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,432
(PANTING)
514
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,187
(SCREAMING)
515
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,981
- Oh, here she goes again.
- Help me, somebody. Help me.
516
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:02,652
(SOBBING) I'm not supposed to be here.
Help me!
517
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,695
SCREWIE: Whoa, sister, relax.
518
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,906
You're a hunk of wood,
not the Hope Diamond.
519
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,282
Do you know who I am?
520
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,911
I am Darlin', honey. I'm the Babe's bat.
521
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,332
Born of a 1000-year-old tree
on the side of Mount Olympus.
522
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,542
Struck by lightning,
523
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,462
and carved by monks using
the horn of a unicorn.
524
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,548
Since when do monks make baseball bats?
525
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,842
- Are you calling me a liar?
- No, of course not.
526
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:29,720
In fact, I was made
from the hide of Seabiscuit,
527
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:32,390
and stitched together by Betsy Ross!
528
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,684
Screwie was in the Major Leagues, too.
529
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,395
He'd have been a home run ball,
if he hadn't fouled out.
530
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,479
- Oh.
- Kid, don't.
531
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:42,275
A foul ball? Really?
Well, isn't that impressive.
532
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:45,361
I've hit thousands of guys
that were better than you.
533
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,572
You know, you bats are all prima donnas.
534
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,865
You only come out
three or four times a game,
535
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,534
carried to the plate and back.
536
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:55,705
"Oh, don't let me lay in this dirt.
Where's my batboy?"
537
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,248
Well, here's what you know.
538
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,086
I don't need anybody to carry me around.
I can handle myself. Put me down.
539
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:04,463
- Put me down!
- Whoa!
540
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,340
YANKEE: Okay.
541
00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,511
So long, farm team.
542
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,561
Excuse me.
543
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:23,858
Two.
544
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,572
You know something?
545
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,241
If you think
I'm rolling all the way to Chicago,
546
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:35,828
you've got another thing coming.
You may pick me up.
547
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,706
If, in fact, you're rescuing me,
548
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:43,628
then I assume that you are returning me
to my rightful owner, Mr. Babe Ruth,
549
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,465
who, as I'm sure you're aware,
is currently in Chicago
550
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,425
playing in the World Series.
551
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,928
You have heard of the World Series,
haven't you, ball?
552
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:56,307
(IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, yeah,
I've heard of the World Series.
553
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,684
But we ain't going to Chicago,
we're going to New York.
554
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:00,853
New York? Why?
555
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,564
I just told you Babe is in Chicago.
556
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,359
When Lefty stole you, my dad got fired.
557
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:09,445
If I take you to New York,
then he'll get his job back.
558
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,656
Oh, no, no, no.
You gotta take me to Babe.
559
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,326
Hey, table leg,
don't put any crazy ideas into his head.
560
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,287
We are not going to Chicago.
We are going to New York.
561
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,498
That's it. The baseball has spoken.
562
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:23,417
- But...
- I said, "The baseball has spoken."
563
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,295
Fine, that's all right with me.
564
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,924
I just happen to know that
Mr. Babe Ruth is a generous man,
565
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,635
and I'm sure he could get
your daddy's job back.
566
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,553
Maybe even with a big raise.
567
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:38,099
But y'all want to go to New York,
we'll go to New York.
568
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,518
Only you can make that decision.
569
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,062
(SIGHING)
570
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,108
Oh, Stanley, where could he be?
571
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,278
DAD: This is all my fault.
572
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,156
I was too hard on him.
573
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,991
How will we ever find him?
574
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,912
I think it's time to call the police.
575
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,790
(SINGING)
576
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,460
Ouch! Ouch!
577
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:13,801
(SNORING)
578
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,016
(MEOWING)
579
00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:23,144
(CRASHING)
580
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:24,687
Is that our train?
581
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:25,771
(YAWNING)
582
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,898
I don't think so.
583
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:29,900
Oh.
584
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,360
(SNIFFING)
585
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:33,487
I know that smell.
586
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,159
Kid, kid, wake up.
587
00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:39,452
Wake up.
588
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,579
- Hey, what do you...
- Quiet.
589
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,913
Lefty's here.
590
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,583
Oh, no.
591
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:46,792
(SINGING)
592
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,504
Get it back some...
593
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:55,926
Oh, he's gonna be sorry.
594
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,512
I'll have a non-fat mochaccino, please.
595
00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,638
(SHUSHING)
596
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,016
Quiet, tentpole. It's the bad guy.
597
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:05,394
...use his head for batting practice.
598
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,272
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
599
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:09,690
Babe Ruth, stop hitting yourself.
600
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:10,858
(PHONE RINGING)
601
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,194
Seriously, why are you
hitting yourself, Babe?
602
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:16,739
- What?
- Hello, Mr. Cross, it's Lefty Maginnis.
603
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,157
Ah! Lefty.
604
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,409
I've been expecting your call
for several hours.
605
00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:23,621
- From now on, we have to talk in code.
- What?
606
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,873
Are you on the way to Cairo?
607
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,877
- I thought you wanted me in Chicago.
- It's ode-kay, you idiot-ay!
608
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,630
Do you have
our little wooden friend with you?
609
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:36,217
Yeah, yeah, I've got the bat right here.
610
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,260
Listen.
611
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,806
- And no one even suspects us.
- Us?
612
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,891
Raoul, there is no "us."
613
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,852
If you get caught,
I don't know anything about this.
614
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:50,397
- Absolutamente not.
- No, Mr. Cross, I just meant
615
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,900
they blamed it on some janitor and his kid.
616
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,110
Get this. They fired the guy.
617
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,487
(LAUGHING)
618
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,615
We're... I mean, I'm in the clear.
619
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:03,160
So, now that I have the bat
I'm pitching in the Series, right?
620
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,662
Not so fast, Raoul.
621
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,665
When you make the delivery,
we can discuss your compensation.
622
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:12,086
- Oh, but Mr. Cross.
- I look forward to seeing the package.
623
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,174
Oh, what's wrong, little Babe Ruth
bobble-head? You don't approve?
624
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,717
You look a little groggy. Are you?
625
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:21,720
Well, perhaps you can use
a seventh-inning stretch.
626
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,597
(LAUGHING)
627
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,725
(COUGHING)
628
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,646
(EXHALING)
629
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,149
Yeah.
630
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:35,901
(EXCLAIMS)
631
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:41,740
(GRUNTING)
632
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:47,454
Ow.
633
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,584
Wait till I get...
634
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,335
(CHUCKLES)
635
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,717
- Bottom of the ninth, kid.
- SCREWIE: Train!
636
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:00,885
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
637
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,469
SCREWIE: Yankee!
638
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,971
(SCREAMING)
639
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,348
Holy cow!
640
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:10,477
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
641
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,898
(CRASHING)
642
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,150
LEFTY: (CRYING) Mama!
643
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,445
(HOOTING)
644
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,912
SCREWIE: Now, what?
DARLIN': We're going to Chicago, silly.
645
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,330
SCREWIE: We head for New York,
right, kid?
646
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,749
I don't know. Just let me think.
647
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,417
SCREWIE: Why don't we flip a coin?
648
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:36,170
Heads, we go to New York.
Tails, we burn the bat.
649
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,380
Now, that was rude and uncalled for.
650
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,590
(HOWLING)
651
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:40,925
(GROWLING)
652
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,384
YANKEE: What's that?
653
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,802
- Wolves?
- Wolves?
654
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,095
We're in Pittsburgh.
655
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,681
Wolves are too scared
to come to Pittsburgh.
656
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,100
- SCREWIE: Oh, kid.
- Screwie!
657
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,061
SCREWIE: Help! Help!
DARLIN': Run, Yankee.
658
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,271
Forget him. Run. Save me.
659
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:56,941
SCREWIE: Don't eat me.
You don't know where I've been.
660
00:37:57,359 --> 00:38:00,778
The stench!
I bet even dogs think you have dog breath.
661
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,988
(PANTING)
662
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:05,991
DARLIN': Ow!
663
00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:08,285
- Hey.
- Screwie.
664
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,745
Screwie.
665
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:13,332
Remember, protect me at all costs.
666
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,801
All right, all right.
667
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,804
I'm doing the best I can with what I got.
668
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,391
- Who are these guys?
- I think they're pirates.
669
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:34,061
- In Pennsylvania?
- Pittsburgh Pirates, okay?
670
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:36,563
(CRASHING)
671
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,149
(GASPING)
672
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,401
(BARKING)
673
00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:42,403
Huh?
674
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,779
(STRINGS TWANGING)
675
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:47,491
(STAMMERING) Sorry.
I was just looking for my ball.
676
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,701
Oh, you mean this?
677
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:49,827
(BARKING)
678
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,036
- Whoa.
- Hey.
679
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:53,080
- Daisy, easy with that.
- SCREWIE: Come on, play dead.
680
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,541
Sit, sit. Oh, for crying out loud.
681
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,545
Don't worry, she won't go far.
Not with dinner almost ready.
682
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:00,921
(LAUGHING)
683
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,048
Louie, I think we have a guest.
684
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,510
Mmm. This is good.
685
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,220
What's your name, son?
686
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,305
- Yankee Irving, sir.
- Yankee?
687
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,433
Yankee Irving. I like that name.
688
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,518
Hey, kid, it's a pleasure to meet you.
689
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,603
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
690
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,439
Hey, hey, quit it, will you?
691
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,024
Hmm. Mmm.
692
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,276
(RADIO CRACKLING)
693
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:26,113
(GUITAR PLAYING)
694
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:35,039
- Are you guys...
- Bums?
695
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,707
(CHUCKLING) No.
696
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,209
- No, we're not bums.
- I'm a bum.
697
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,711
Yes, Jack's a bum.
698
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:43,839
But the rest of us
have just fallen on hard times.
699
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,549
(STATIC BUZZING)
700
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,842
Perfect.
701
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,594
Don't move a muscle, Jack.
702
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,554
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: For the
New York Yankees...
703
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,682
I got it! Hey, guys, the game is on!
704
00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,726
The game. Babe.
705
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,186
- Finally.
- Game's on!
706
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,730
Let's see if he can pull off a miracle.
707
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,398
- Hit it.
- You can do it.
708
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,275
- Oh, come on, Babe.
- It's switched the defense. Strike two.
709
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,818
- No, no.
- Oh, no.
710
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,071
- Babe, come on.
- I can't listen to this.
711
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:10,449
- I can't listen to this.
- Come on, come on, come on.
712
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,035
- Come on, Babe.
- You can do it.
713
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,411
ANNOUNCER: It all comes down
to this pitch.
714
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:15,829
Come on, Babe.
715
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,582
- Babe settles into the box.
- Come on, Babe. Come on, Babe.
716
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:21,418
Here's the wind up. Here's the swing.
Strike three.
717
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,253
- Oh, no.
- Not again.
718
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,421
Struck out...
719
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:25,589
(CRASHING)
720
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,382
Oh, no.
721
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:31,929
...in this fifth game of the World Series.
- See, I told you he needed me.
722
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:35,599
Babe's never struck out this many times.
723
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:40,771
I should've returned you by now.
This is all my fault.
724
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:46,110
- Hey, buck up, Yankee.
- There's always another game tomorrow.
725
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:49,446
And the Babe,
the Babe always bounces back.
726
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:51,365
Oh, come on, son.
727
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,951
Babe's got a big old heart.
He won't let us down.
728
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,328
Look, when Babe was a kid,
he had nothing.
729
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,455
Then he picks up a bat, he starts swinging,
730
00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,957
look where it got him.
731
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,750
If Babe can do it, so can we.
732
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:02,918
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
733
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,129
Hey, guys, you hear that?
734
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,215
That's the 10: 15 Manhattan Express
headed straight for New York.
735
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,343
All right, let's pack it up.
We're moving out.
736
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,804
It's about time.
737
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,765
(BARKING)
738
00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,267
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
739
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,107
Whoa!
740
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:27,151
Come on, Daisy. Come on.
741
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,569
That's it.
742
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,028
- Yankee!
- Come on, kid.
743
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,488
Come on, Yankee!
744
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,948
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
745
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,659
Grab on!
746
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,910
Yankee, come on!
747
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,746
Come on, son!
748
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:42,207
Yankee, come on, run. Keep running.
749
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,834
No, keep running.
750
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,127
Keep on running.
751
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,254
- Why is he not running?
- I don't know.
752
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:52,926
Sorry, guys, I can't go.
I've got to give Babe his bat back.
753
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:56,555
- What did he say?
- He said he's going to get his backpack.
754
00:41:57,473 --> 00:42:00,058
- Bye.
- SCREWIE: Yankee, what're you doing?
755
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,020
You heard those guys. Babe's their hero.
756
00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,022
Babe's everyone's hero,
757
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:08,150
and I can't let them down,
and I can't let my dad down.
758
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:11,528
- We're going to Chicago.
- Oh, thank you.
759
00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:14,865
Thank you.
I knew you were gonna see this my way.
760
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,534
This is great. We had a deal, Yankee.
761
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:21,038
And you, you rotten two-by-four,
this is all your fault.
762
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:23,332
You tricked him.
You messed everything up.
763
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,626
Face it, leather face, you're beat.
764
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:29,213
Fine, I can't trust you.
I'll go back to New York on my own.
765
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,175
(HOWLING)
766
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,551
Whoa!
767
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,470
Yankee!
768
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:40,682
I guess a couple of days in Chicago
couldn't hurt.
769
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,101
I've been curious
about their deep-dish pizza,
770
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:45,979
but after that I'm heading back
to the Big Apple.
771
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,662
DARLIN': You know, I was just a splinter
when I first read about it.
772
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:53,070
So after Babe and I
were presented to the court,
773
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:56,240
the Queen invited us to try our hand
at an English sport.
774
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:59,826
And there was this cheeky cricket bat
who kept trying to look down my tape
775
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:03,413
and I... Why are we stopping?
776
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:06,875
'Cause I'm tired and hungry.
777
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,086
- You guys ever eat?
- No.
778
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,463
I've got to maintain this very trim figure.
779
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,839
Trim? Ha!
780
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,092
From where I'm sitting,
I see lots of grain.
781
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,594
- Are you saying I'm plump?
- I'm saying you're fat, bat.
782
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:21,682
Excuse me, I have been examined
by scientists around the world,
783
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,101
who can't figure out
how I can look this good
784
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,728
- and swing so well.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
785
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,439
Have these scientists done research
about your big mouth?
786
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,858
- Can you say the same, Scarface?
- I'm not gonna sit here
787
00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,903
- and listen to this.
- DARLIN': I don't think so.
788
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:37,114
- (CHUCKLING) Hey, look, a baseball.
- Hey, look, the missing link.
789
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,198
(CHUCKLING)
790
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,700
Put me down.
791
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,285
Hey...
792
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:42,619
(EXCLAIMS)
793
00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:44,830
- Give him back.
- Him?
794
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:45,956
(SNORTING)
795
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,916
What did you do? Name it?
796
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:50,585
(CHUCKLING) What's he got?
A little bed or something?
797
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,963
- Do you dress him up?
- Give him back.
798
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,881
- Give him back.
- Hey, Yankee.
799
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,467
- Help!
- Oh, let him have him, Yankee.
800
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,386
All he does is complain anyway.
801
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,764
We can find a ball with a better attitude.
Like a tennis ball.
802
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,517
They're all warm and fuzzy.
803
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:06,977
(LAUGHING)
804
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,478
(EXCLAIMS)
805
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,315
- You, give him back that ball!
- Get lost, Marti.
806
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,818
- Take that!
- Yeah, mind your own business.
807
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,194
(GRUNTS)
808
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:22,659
(CHUCKLING) Hey, kid,
you gonna let a girl fight for you?
809
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:25,996
No.
810
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:27,873
But I'll let her help.
811
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,458
(GASPING)
812
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,710
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Let's get your ball back.
813
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,795
(GROANS)
814
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:38,258
Looks like we're fighting two girls.
815
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,102
Ow.
816
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,021
(CHUCKLING) You got him
right in the head.
817
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,023
The kid's not even ducking.
818
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,358
DARLIN': Watch out.
819
00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:57,361
- You gotta start dodging these apples.
- I'm trying.
820
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,696
No, you're not.
Don't look where they're going.
821
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:02,741
You gotta watch
where they're starting from.
822
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,420
- Yeah, that's it.
- Okay.
823
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:19,424
What're you looking at me for?
Watch the apples.
824
00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:22,761
Don't you make me break out
my whuppin' stick.
825
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,056
SCREWIE: Incoming!
826
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,557
(YELLS)
827
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,685
I've been hit. I feel like a Danish.
828
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,145
Come on.
829
00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:33,855
Ow!
830
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:35,982
(GRUNTS)
831
00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:38,777
All right, just take your stupid ball.
832
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,196
(LAUGHING)
833
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,447
Yeah!
834
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,412
Oh!
835
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,831
Medic!
836
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:54,709
Hold me, I'm so cold.
837
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,170
Come on.
838
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,841
(RATTLING)
839
00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:09,057
(HEAVING)
840
00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:10,142
LEFTY: Ow!
841
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:11,685
(LAUGHING)
842
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:17,107
- Thanks for helping me back there.
- No problem.
843
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,276
You were really starting
to get the hang of it.
844
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,111
That Tubby Tyler
will be picking apple seeds
845
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,071
out of his teeth for a week.
846
00:46:23,156 --> 00:46:24,656
(LAUGHING)
847
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,911
- Whoa, you can really throw.
- "Fastball" is my middle name.
848
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,873
My daddy taught me to pitch
when I was four years old.
849
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:35,792
- Really?
- Come on, I'll show you.
850
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,379
- Hey, Mom, this is Yankee.
- Hi.
851
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,339
- Hello.
- Pleased to... Whoa!
852
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,218
Holy mackerel.
853
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,386
(WHISTLING)
854
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,762
My heavens!
855
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,223
This is my dad right here.
856
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,351
He's a pitcher for the Cincinnati Tigers.
857
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,645
Your dad is Lonnie Brewster?
858
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,398
Lonnie "The Rooster" Brewster?
859
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,984
- The king of the curve ball?
- That's right.
860
00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,110
(EXCLAIMS)
861
00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,737
He can pitch to me anytime.
862
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,990
- I think I'm gonna pitch my lunch.
- Whoa.
863
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,783
No-hitter in Cleveland.
864
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,329
That was the ten-inning game
that he threw twenty strike-outs.
865
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,873
- Grand slam in Milwaukee.
- Yeah.
866
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:16,666
That was the game were my dad made
867
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,877
- two triple plays.
- Triple plays.
868
00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:23,507
- Your dad's incredible.
- Yeah, he sure is.
869
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,010
- He's my hero.
- My dad works at Yankee Stadium.
870
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,762
Really?
871
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,932
Do you ever dream of playing
at Yankee Stadium?
872
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:34,434
Oh, yeah, all the time.
873
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:40,857
But I'm kind of in a slump right now.
I'll never be good enough.
874
00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:43,527
Yankee, did you run away from home?
875
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:47,113
I'm not running away. I'm on a mission.
876
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,116
This is Babe Ruth's bat.
877
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,993
That's not Darlin', is it?
878
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:55,956
Yeah. I have to get her to Babe,
in Chicago, right away.
879
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,293
Hey, maybe my dad can help.
His team is heading there tomorrow.
880
00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:02,963
(KNOCKING)
881
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,843
- Hello. May I help you?
- Hello.
882
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:12,305
I've been worried sick about my son.
883
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,891
You know,
since he's my son and everything.
884
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:20,021
Just give this to my dad.
He's playing in Toledo.
885
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,233
- Thanks.
- ROSETTA: Yankee, your dad's here.
886
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,484
Dad?
887
00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:25,944
(GASPING)
888
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,905
Come on, son. Time to go.
889
00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:30,949
- He's not my dad!
- MARTI: Run, Yankee.
890
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,576
- Out of my way.
- Marti!
891
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,743
(SNICKERING)
892
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,662
(GRUNTING)
893
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,415
- Are you okay?
- I'm all right.
894
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:40,959
You stop it right there, Mister.
895
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:46,590
Whoa!
896
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,467
ROSETTA: Just you wait
till the police get here.
897
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,929
(EXCLAIMING)
898
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:58,727
(GROANS)
899
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,361
(HEAVING)
900
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,529
Oh!
901
00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,781
MARTI: Run, Yankee!
902
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:14,409
(GROWLING)
903
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,871
Run, Yankee. Run!
904
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,125
Give me the bat. Give me the bat.
905
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,376
(SCREAMING)
906
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,587
Give me that bat.
907
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,297
(EXCLAIMS)
908
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,383
(HEAVING)
909
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,302
Okay, kid, you've had your fun.
910
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,137
- Now give me the bat back.
- No.
911
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:37,307
I'm taking her to Chicago,
and giving her back to Babe.
912
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,185
- You tell him, Yank.
- I stole this thing fair and square.
913
00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,395
My dad's gonna get his job back.
914
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,939
Yeah, well, I want my job back.
915
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:49,069
I'm a pitcher. I pitch.
What does a janitor do? Janit?
916
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,278
(EXCLAIMS)
917
00:49:50,363 --> 00:49:52,197
Oh, oh, my nose...
918
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,281
(HEAVING)
919
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:56,701
Oh!
920
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:58,286
Take that, you bum.
921
00:49:58,371 --> 00:49:59,746
(CHUCKLING)
922
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:03,124
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
923
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:08,004
Marti, I just want to say...
924
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:09,130
Mmm-hmm?
925
00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:11,174
- I want the bat.
- Yankee,
926
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:12,884
- let's get out of here.
- The bat.
927
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:16,513
- Go find my dad.
- Where's the bat?
928
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,807
- See you later, Yankee.
- Where's the bat? Where's the bat?
929
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,225
Thanks, Marti!
930
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,393
Gimme the bat.
931
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,769
(GROANING)
932
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,568
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
933
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,454
Why can't you stay
on your side of the pack?
934
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,790
Because if I stay on that side,
I'll get all wet
935
00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:09,314
- and I don't wanna get all swollen.
- You know, you're right.
936
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:12,170
- You are getting swollen.
- Where, where?
937
00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,756
In your big fat bat head.
938
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,842
Oh, you are gonna get it.
You and that horse you came off of.
939
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:20,929
SCREWIE: Oh, is that a threat?
Give me your best swing.
940
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:24,390
DARLIN': My best swing,
and your stitches are gonna need stitches.
941
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:27,977
Will you two just knock it off!
942
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,479
(SNIFFLING)
943
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,283
- Well, what's wrong with him?
- I'll tell you what's wrong with him.
944
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,859
He's a ten-year-old kid,
stuck in the middle of nowhere
945
00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,570
with a selfish bat
who treats him like a pack mule.
946
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,073
- I do not treat him like a pack mule.
- Oh, yeah?
947
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,158
Ever thank him for saving you from Lefty,
948
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:44,828
or carting you all the way back
to Chicago?
949
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,287
I...
950
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,540
(SOBBING)
951
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:57,006
Yankee, it occurs to me
that I have not properly thanked you
952
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,884
from saving me from that ruffian,
Lefty Maginnis,
953
00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:02,220
and carrying me all this way.
954
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:06,683
- That's okay.
- No, it most certainly is not.
955
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:09,853
My mama would just be mortified
at my behavior,
956
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:13,982
and I just want to tell you how much
I appreciate what you're doing for me.
957
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:15,400
(SNIFFING)
958
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:18,987
Yankee, is there something else
bothering you?
959
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,199
- I miss my mom and dad.
- You know what?
960
00:53:23,284 --> 00:53:27,036
Sometimes, Babe misses his family
when he's on the road, too.
961
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:28,538
Why?
962
00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:32,041
He's surrounded by reporters
and fans and everything.
963
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:35,378
That's true, but they're not there
'cause they're his friends.
964
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,923
They just hang around 'cause he's famous.
965
00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:42,427
You know something?
You remind me a lot of Babe.
966
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:45,013
- Oh, please.
- Really?
967
00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:48,808
Oh, yes. You know, I believe
he's gonna like meeting you.
968
00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:50,727
Thanks, Darlin'.
969
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,897
No, no. Thank you, Yankee.
970
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:57,817
Oh, brother.
You could pour this stuff on pancakes.
971
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:04,824
(GLASS SHATTERING)
972
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:09,078
It's a home run! The crowd goes wild!
973
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,456
They're going nuts in Chicago!
974
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:15,168
(IMITATING ECHO) I'd like to thank
all the little people.
975
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,712
But especially myself!
976
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,505
(PHONE RINGING)
977
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,674
- What?
- Mr. Cross.
978
00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:24,261
It's Lefty.
979
00:54:24,286 --> 00:54:26,787
CROSS: Lefty, my boy,
the plan is working.
980
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:29,307
The Series is virtually in the bag.
981
00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,851
- Where are you?
- Where am I? I'm on the...
982
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,480
I'm on the phone in Toledo, Ohio.
983
00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:38,942
I... I just needed to change trains.
984
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,069
Do you have the at-bay with you?
985
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:45,031
The bat is...
It's on its way to Chicago, boss.
986
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,283
If the bat's on its way,
but you're in Toledo,
987
00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:50,954
I'm feeling like you're not being
completely honest with me, Lefty.
988
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,497
You don't have the bat, do you?
989
00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:54,666
- I'm... I...
- You moron!
990
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,334
There's one game left in this Series.
991
00:54:56,418 --> 00:55:00,964
If I don't have that bat in my paws
before it starts,
992
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:04,217
you don't have a job, Lefty. All right?
993
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,468
You know what I think?
994
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,491
I think there's trouble
with this line, boss.
995
00:55:07,516 --> 00:55:08,161
Hello?
996
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,422
- I think the phone isn't working!
- Operator. Operator?
997
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,599
- Can you hear me, boss?
- Operator.
998
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:13,810
- Hello! Hello!
- Lefty, hello?
999
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:14,978
(CLANGING)
1000
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:17,146
- What a jerk!
- CROSS: What was that, Lefty?
1001
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:20,358
- I said the phone doesn't work.
- Lefty.
1002
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:21,651
- Work!
- Who has the bat?
1003
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,528
- Doesn't work!
- I said who has it, Lefty?
1004
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,363
- Work! Work! Work!
- Hello?
1005
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:27,615
(SCREAMING)
1006
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,700
CROSS: Fine.
1007
00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,856
Would you autograph
my program, please?
1008
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,024
Sure thing, miss.
1009
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,275
Hey!
1010
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:03,818
(CHEERING)
1011
00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:08,072
Hey, now. Hey. Hello. Oh, hi!
1012
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,964
Hello, thank you so much.
1013
00:56:09,989 --> 00:56:13,351
Hey, bat girl, they're
not cheering for you.
1014
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,079
Oh, but they should be.
1015
00:56:15,164 --> 00:56:18,082
Gee, Mr. Brewster,
would you sign this for us, please?
1016
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,407
- Sure. Sure, kids.
- Thank you.
1017
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,002
- Yes!
- There you go.
1018
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,503
You keep on rooting for us, all right?
1019
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:23,796
- Thank you, Mr. Brewster.
- Thank you.
1020
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,966
- See you soon...
- Excuse me, Mr. Brewster?
1021
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,888
Cap, let's go.
1022
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:33,056
(CHUCKLING)
1023
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:35,349
All right, Hank. All right.
1024
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,019
Yankee fan, huh?
1025
00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:41,397
Your boys gonna be able
to pull themselves out of the fire?
1026
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,900
- What do you mean?
- Yankees lost again last night.
1027
00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,069
- Got beat bad.
- Oh, no!
1028
00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:49,197
- Lost again?
- Yup. The Series is all tied up.
1029
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,115
Only one game left.
1030
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:53,659
(ENGINE STARTING)
1031
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,328
(CHEERING)
1032
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,541
All right, Willie.
Let's get something going here.
1033
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,584
- Watch your head, son.
- Whoa!
1034
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,212
I could have caught that
with my eyes closed.
1035
00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:05,463
(LAUGHING)
1036
00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,845
What are they doing?
1037
00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:17,141
Oh, my gosh! They're mimes.
Get me out of here.
1038
00:57:17,226 --> 00:57:19,685
Never seen anyone
play shadow ball before, huh?
1039
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,146
Keeps us on top of our game.
1040
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:27,193
Hey, everybody. This is Yankee Irving
and he's riding with us to Chicago.
1041
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,195
How're you doing, Yankee?
1042
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:32,573
- Hey, Willie, are we still playing?
- Yankee here's gonna pinch hit for me.
1043
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:36,619
- You think you can handle it?
- I can hit anything Hank can throw.
1044
00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:39,623
MAN: Get on up there, hip-pockets.
MAN 2: Welcome to the big leagues, son.
1045
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,374
- Batter up.
- Yankee...
1046
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,917
(LAUGHING)
1047
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,253
Hey, just a minute, y'all.
1048
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:49,423
Look here, son,
your stance has got all kinds of style.
1049
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:52,593
Yeah, you look good.
You just ain't gonna hit nothing.
1050
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:53,970
Half of hittin' is balance.
1051
00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:57,056
You get your feet set right and
you could hit anything you can reach.
1052
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,559
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
1053
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,313
Keep your knees bent
1054
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:06,899
and your head down.
1055
00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:10,194
(EXCLAIMING)
1056
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:14,115
I'm not sure I can take much more of this.
1057
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,742
- Hey, hey.
- Yank's got a baseball right here.
1058
00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,954
What happened to the invisible ball?
1059
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:22,206
(EXCLAIMING)
1060
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:24,792
Oh, relax, you knuckle ball.
1061
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:27,670
How can something so round
be so square?
1062
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,288
Whoa!
1063
00:58:30,313 --> 00:58:33,158
Balance, that's the key
to hittin' the ball.
1064
00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,469
(CHUCKLING)
1065
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,096
Now you're getting it.
1066
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,811
Whoa!
1067
00:58:43,896 --> 00:58:45,771
I'm afraid of heights!
1068
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,940
I got it, I got it, I got it.
1069
00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:53,362
That was kind of fun,
but don't do it again, okay?
1070
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,698
What am I saying? That was fun.
1071
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,701
Whoa! Come on.
1072
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,786
(WHOOPING)
1073
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:07,543
Come on, put some pepper on me.
1074
00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:08,794
(EXCLAIMING)
1075
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:12,548
I want more. Give me more!
I'm a screwball!
1076
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:13,716
(CHUCKLING)
1077
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,968
He looks like a pro.
1078
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,513
- Look at you. You've got great form.
- Really?
1079
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:20,932
Look at me, Yank.
1080
00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,391
(WHOOPING)
1081
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:24,060
Coming through. Look at this.
1082
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,896
Yippety-do! Come on, come on, come on.
1083
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,065
Okay, now you go ahead,
you show them how to do it.
1084
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:30,191
Here comes the gas.
1085
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,401
This is easy. I can do this.
1086
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:37,406
- That's the way you swing it!
- All right. Yeah!
1087
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:40,993
- Did you see me? I did it!
- We're having fun now.
1088
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,578
MAN: Oh, this boy means business.
1089
00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:45,331
DARLIN': This is a little tiny Babe
right here.
1090
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:54,131
(SNORING)
1091
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,287
Wow.
1092
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:41,012
Look, son.
The Yankees always stay at this hotel.
1093
01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:42,805
You're gonna be okay here.
1094
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,974
I want you to go inside
and call your daddy.
1095
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,642
I will, Mr. Brewster.
1096
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:49,145
- And thanks for everything.
- So long, slugger.
1097
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:51,647
- MAN: Bye-bye now, Yankee.
- Bye, guys. See you later.
1098
01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:54,066
MAN 2: I'll be seeing you, hip-pockets.
MAN 3: Take care, kid.
1099
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,568
YANKEE: Good luck.
1100
01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:59,196
Oh! Ah!
1101
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:06,162
YANKEE: Wow.
SCREWIE: (WHISTLING) Some joint.
1102
01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:10,624
Poor Babe.
He must be devastated without me.
1103
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,084
(DINGING)
1104
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,086
MAN 1: Hey, Babe! Hey, Babe!
MAN 2: Hey, Babe!
1105
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,088
(BABE SINGING)
1106
01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:20,176
Hey, how are you folks? Good to see you.
1107
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,011
Babe Ruth.
1108
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:25,222
That's Babe!
That's my Babe! Look at Babe!
1109
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:27,892
Get him to sign me.
Maybe I'll be worth something someday.
1110
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,394
BABE: Hey, good to see you.
How've you been?
1111
01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:36,067
(CHUCKLING)
1112
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:38,831
REPORTER: Hey, Babe. When are
you Yankees gonna turn it around, huh?
1113
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,615
Hey, baseball is full of surprises.
Anything can happen.
1114
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,992
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey, Babe,
smile for the camera.
1115
01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:50,664
I believe the ragamuffin convention
is in the alley behind the hotel.
1116
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,041
But I need to see Babe.
1117
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:56,420
As do several hundred other baseball fans.
1118
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,884
- MAN: I thought you said this is...
- Hey.
1119
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,844
(CHATTERING)
1120
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,930
(LAUGHING)
1121
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,476
(CHUCKLING) Hey, Lou.
Get a load of this kid.
1122
01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:17,525
- You little ruffian!
- I told you...
1123
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,225
No, no. Let me go. I
just got to see Babe.
1124
01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,052
This hotel is not for
snotty-nosed brats...
1125
01:02:21,113 --> 01:02:23,948
Hey, Mr. D. Bring that kid back over here.
1126
01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:25,741
Hey, kid, you hungry?
1127
01:02:25,826 --> 01:02:26,992
(LAUGHING)
1128
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,662
(GRUNTS)
1129
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:34,125
But Mr. Ruth, this hotel
is for guests only.
1130
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,210
Yeah, well, he's my guest.
1131
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,921
- Yes, sir, but...
- Bring him a banana split or something.
1132
01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,805
- Bring me one, too.
- Hey, what're you doing?
1133
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:44,093
Hey, oy. Yankee! She, she...
1134
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,429
But she... Darlin'!
1135
01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:49,598
Hey, Yankee... Hang on, Darlin'!
1136
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:54,270
This looks like a job for Superball!
Up, up and away!
1137
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:58,190
- So, what's your name, kid?
- Yankee Irving, sir.
1138
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,693
Hey, you got spunk, you know that?
1139
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:04,155
He reminds me of me back in the day.
1140
01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:07,366
Babe, I need to talk to you about Darlin'.
1141
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:11,454
Well, they don't get it
right in the papers.
1142
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:14,206
Darlin' and I, we...
We had something special.
1143
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,041
You know, kid,
I'd never say this to anyone,
1144
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:19,795
but it was almost like I could tell her
right where I wanted to hit the ball
1145
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,464
and she'd make it happen.
1146
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:22,631
(CHUCKLING)
1147
01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:26,010
- Kind of crazy, right?
- Babe, I have Darlin'.
1148
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:29,722
You have Darlin'?
All right then, hand her over.
1149
01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,017
SCREWIE: Get your hands off her!
1150
01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:35,811
(EXCLAIMING)
1151
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:37,980
Ow!
1152
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,525
The dumber they are, the harder they fall.
1153
01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:44,403
I was once the prettiest
pine in the forest.
1154
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:48,532
Babe always used to say,
"Darlin' you could be a Christmas tree."
1155
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:51,577
Beautiful story, princess.
Now let's get out of here.
1156
01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:53,037
(GROANING)
1157
01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:55,581
You roll, I'll steer.
1158
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,459
(HEAVING)
1159
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,127
Huh?
1160
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:06,175
Hey, what is this? Some kind of joke?
That's not my bat.
1161
01:04:06,551 --> 01:04:09,512
And unless you have a pound of roast beef,
that's not even lunch.
1162
01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:13,933
Babe, I just had her.
She was right here in my backpack.
1163
01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,185
Lefty Maginnis stole her.
1164
01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:19,146
I brought her all the way back here
from New York.
1165
01:04:19,231 --> 01:04:20,773
I got to find her.
1166
01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,817
SCREWIE: Just roll... Just...
1167
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:25,402
(GASPING)
1168
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,363
- Yank.
- Darlin'!
1169
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,990
- Hurry, Yank.
- You got to get... You!
1170
01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,200
Hello.
1171
01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:32,535
(DARLIN' SCREAMING)
1172
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:35,454
DARLIN': Help! Help!
1173
01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:38,582
Help!
1174
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,002
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1175
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,631
(LAUGHING)
1176
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:46,757
(GASPING)
1177
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:48,133
(HEAVING)
1178
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:51,637
- DARLIN': Help! Help!
- Drive the car!
1179
01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:00,354
(CHEERING)
1180
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,570
So tragic.
The indomitable, the unflappable,
1181
01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:12,992
the amazing Babe Ruth's last turn at plate
and no magic bat to rely on.
1182
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,999
Will he go down in three pitches,
do you think?
1183
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:19,540
- Yank, don't listen to him.
- Yeah. He's just an angry little troll.
1184
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,418
He doesn't need a magic bat.
1185
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:26,088
Really? And yet you tried so hard
to return it to him.
1186
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:29,341
What do you say we listen to the radio
and see what's happening?
1187
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:32,928
ANNOUNCER: And it looks like the Cubs
have the Championship in the bag.
1188
01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,556
The Yankees trail the Cubs
six to nothing with no men on...
1189
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,474
- Come on, Babe.
- Babe Ruth is at the plate.
1190
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:38,726
Come on.
1191
01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:43,063
Here's the pitch. Swing, and strike three.
1192
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,482
That's going to send Babe
back to the bench.
1193
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:46,609
Oh, my Babe.
1194
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:50,070
Which now looks more like
a funeral parlor. The Yankees look beat,
1195
01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:52,573
and with only two outs to go,
they probably are.
1196
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:56,827
Well, I believe that's gonna do it
for your Yankees, Yankee.
1197
01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:58,537
(LAUGHING)
1198
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:05,628
Oh... I suppose
this bat's not much of a threat now.
1199
01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:08,714
I hope you get splinters everywhere.
1200
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,883
Of course there's always next year.
1201
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,718
Maybe I'll take her
to my cabin on the lake.
1202
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:16,096
There're some beavers there
that'd love to make her acquaintance.
1203
01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:17,473
Give it a little nibble.
1204
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,058
(IMITATING NIBBLING)
1205
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:24,688
I suppose I should be heading down to the
field to accept my World Series trophy.
1206
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,815
You just stay put, little Yankee.
1207
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,777
I'm sure your parents have given up
looking for you by now.
1208
01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:32,655
The orphanage should be here any minute
to pick you up.
1209
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:33,864
Just walk in saying,
1210
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:37,368
"I'm the boy who lost Babe Ruth's bat
and cost him the World Series.
1211
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:39,370
"How're you folks doing?"
1212
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,125
Sleep on that, Yankee.
1213
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:46,543
(LAUGHING)
1214
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:48,545
(COUGHING)
1215
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:52,800
So what's the plan, Yank?
1216
01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:55,719
- There is no plan, Screwie.
- You mean we're winging it?
1217
01:06:55,804 --> 01:06:58,222
- Great. What do we do first?
- Nothing.
1218
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:02,351
There is nothing we can do.
Don't you get it? It's over.
1219
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,645
Babe struck out. We failed.
1220
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,856
You were right, Screwie. I'm just a kid.
1221
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,235
I should have just quit.
1222
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,321
That's it? You're laying down your bat?
1223
01:07:14,406 --> 01:07:16,657
You know, when I landed in that sandlot,
1224
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:20,411
I thought, "That's it.
There's nothing left to do but rot."
1225
01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:22,287
But then you came along.
1226
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,540
And there was all this...
This jumping on trains,
1227
01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:28,335
and the thing with the apples
and playing ball with the Tigers.
1228
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,171
You made a believer out of me.
1229
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:34,425
I wasn't right, kid. Not at all.
1230
01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,220
So what, the Yankees lose a game?
Is that why you did this?
1231
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,931
So Babe can set his millionth record?
1232
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:45,853
Did Babe teach you how to throw?
Is Babe gonna pay your family's rent?
1233
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:49,148
Why did you do this, Yankee? Why?
1234
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:54,903
- To help my dad.
- Then the game's not over, Yankee.
1235
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:57,656
Are you gonna keep swingin'?
1236
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:05,456
I thought baseball
was a field of broken dreams.
1237
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:10,335
I'm not talking about baseball.
I'm talking about family.
1238
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,887
- Darlin', we gotta...
- I heard everything he said.
1239
01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:24,183
Yankee, I would be honored to help save
your Daddy's job.
1240
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:27,936
And here I thought you were
a hard-hearted old crank.
1241
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:29,980
- All right...
- And now I come to find out
1242
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:33,734
that under that tough leather shell
is just a gooey caramel center.
1243
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:36,403
- Enough already.
- Fine.
1244
01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:39,990
Unless, of course,
you've got something else you wanna say.
1245
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:42,034
You did good, baseball.
1246
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,162
Thanks, bat.
1247
01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:49,249
- So how're we getting out of here?
- The window.
1248
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:56,215
- It doesn't open.
- Don't you get it? Baseball. Window.
1249
01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,300
Smasharoonie.
1250
01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:02,805
Screwie, are you sure?
1251
01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:05,307
Look at me.
I'm covered in stitches already.
1252
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:08,727
Now, let's smash some glass!
1253
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,314
(YELLING)
1254
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:17,653
Okay, I think
we're softening up the glass a little.
1255
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:18,779
Try again.
1256
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:19,988
(CHUCKLING)
1257
01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:24,076
(GRUNTING)
1258
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:25,619
Play ball!
1259
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,329
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1260
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,125
Screwie, where are you?
1261
01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:34,002
(GROANING)
1262
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:38,841
Don't worry about me. Get to the Babe.
I'll be all right.
1263
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:40,384
Hey, a foul ball.
1264
01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:42,427
I just can't shake that, can I?
1265
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,222
Whoa!
Hey, watch it, watch it! Hey!
1266
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:47,558
Whoa!
1267
01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:56,441
(EXCLAIMING)
1268
01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,778
(YELLING)
1269
01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:07,870
(GRUNTING)
1270
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:11,874
You see, baseball is about teamwork,
a certain level of dignity...
1271
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:12,958
What the?
1272
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,442
MAN: Hey, kid!
MAN 2: Stop that kid.
1273
01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:15,582
MAN 3: Don't go down there.
1274
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,296
Lou, that kid, I... I know that kid.
1275
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,673
You remember that kid. That's the...
That, that... It's that kid.
1276
01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:20,799
ANNOUNCER: Wait a minute.
1277
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,968
There seems to be some sort of
commotion developing in the stands.
1278
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,344
The ushers are chasing someone
through the crowd.
1279
01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:26,263
I can't quite see who it is.
1280
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:31,810
Well, the ushers appear to be chasing
a boy carrying a baseball bat.
1281
01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:35,063
He looks to be about 10 years old.
He's wearing a Yankees baseball cap,
1282
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,189
(SIREN WAILING)
1283
01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:37,816
And let me tell you, folks,
1284
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:40,527
he's really giving the Cubs personnel
a run for their money.
1285
01:10:40,612 --> 01:10:42,112
(CROWD GASPING)
1286
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:43,989
(GROANING)
1287
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,157
GUARD: Hey, kid!
1288
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,366
(PANTING)
1289
01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:50,329
Strike three! What the hey?
1290
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,080
- Move! Move!
- Come on! Come on!
1291
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,582
Aren't you playing, huh, Yank?
1292
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:55,459
Hey, kid. What are you doing here?
1293
01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,920
Come here, get off the field!
1294
01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,255
- I just need to get this to Babe.
- Hey, hey.
1295
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:02,299
Hey, what're you trying to do?
1296
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,176
(HEAVING)
1297
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,971
Well, well, well. I'm...
It's really my Darlin'.
1298
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,475
- It's my Babe.
- Babe, here she is.
1299
01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:15,062
- Just like I told you.
- No! Stop! Umpire.
1300
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:20,108
I demand you call this game immediately,
if not sooner, 'cause of shenanigans.
1301
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:24,321
Yeah, not so fast, short stuff.
Your man Lefty stole my bat.
1302
01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:25,614
Is that your bat? I didn't...
1303
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,324
- Tell him, Babe. You tell him.
- What?
1304
01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,451
That's the most absurd thing
I've ever heard!
1305
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,662
Isn't that a penalty?
Shouldn't they forfeit?
1306
01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:34,957
Yankees, you got two minutes
to get your batter in the box
1307
01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:36,166
or you'll forfeit the game.
1308
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:39,378
All right, right.
Hold your... Hold your horses.
1309
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,381
- MAN: It's not okay. We're in bad shape.
- Yankee. Yankee.
1310
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,758
Do you notice where you're standing, boy?
1311
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,887
Home plate in the middle
of the World Series.
1312
01:11:49,097 --> 01:11:51,306
Now how does that feel, slugger?
1313
01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:53,892
You're looking good, Yankee.
1314
01:11:54,394 --> 01:11:56,979
- Don't you think so, Babe? Babe? Babe!
- Darlin'.
1315
01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:58,772
- Big man, look over here!
- Darlin'.
1316
01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:01,400
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling to Babe.
1317
01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:05,237
Yeah, look at this team.
We look like we're already beat.
1318
01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:08,490
Who can we put at the plate
that will set this place on its ear?
1319
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:11,326
Keep this team from
throwing in the towel.
1320
01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:13,291
DARLIN': Look at the boy
standing on home plate.
1321
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,497
Ain't he something? Listen.
1322
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:18,500
Hey! You hear me talking to you?
1323
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:21,294
- Huh?
- Why don't you put him in the game?
1324
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:23,880
Babe, look at us.
1325
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,340
(CHUCKLING)
1326
01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:28,135
I know who's gonna bat. Him.
1327
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:31,847
Babe, forget it. This isn't Little League.
It's the World Series.
1328
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:33,265
He's just a kid.
1329
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,768
This kid brought Darlin' from New York
to Chicago all by himself.
1330
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,146
If he can do that, he can do anything.
1331
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:43,483
Come on, guys. This is baseball.
Anything can happen.
1332
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,152
What do you say?
1333
01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:46,528
Hmm.
1334
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:50,198
All right, Yankees. Time's up.
Who's your hitter?
1335
01:12:50,283 --> 01:12:52,534
- Him. There's our hitter.
- Huh?
1336
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,369
- What?
- UMPIRE: Play ball!
1337
01:12:54,454 --> 01:12:56,747
(STAMMERING) I... I don't know about this.
1338
01:12:56,831 --> 01:13:00,834
You are about to bat in the World Series!
1339
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:03,336
(LAUGHING)
1340
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:06,631
I guess you guys really are desperate.
1341
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:08,633
(LAUGHING)
1342
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:11,303
(WHEEZING)
1343
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,141
I know, I have no strike zone,
so don't swing.
1344
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:20,187
Of course you swing.
Here, you can use my Darlin'.
1345
01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:22,939
But, Babe,
nobody's ever used Darlin' but you.
1346
01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:24,066
Yeah, well...
1347
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,233
(CHUCKLING)
1348
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:29,362
I don't want her to hear this,
but it's not really the bat,
1349
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:31,239
it's the batter.
1350
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:33,992
Now go get them, kid.
1351
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,661
So what's happening? What did I miss?
1352
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:39,206
- Yankee's gonna pinch hit.
- What?
1353
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:43,210
I mean, what a great idea! Wow!
1354
01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:46,379
Who came up with that one?
Because that's a beauty, boy.
1355
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:49,257
- Screwie!
- You can do it, Yankee,
1356
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,885
and I'll be right here the whole time
to talk you through it.
1357
01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:53,136
Batter up!
1358
01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:56,598
SCREWIE: Whoa! Scratch that.
I'll be right here.
1359
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:58,016
(LAUGHING)
1360
01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:02,270
I thought it was supposed to be Babe,
not a baby.
1361
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,523
ANNOUNCER: Well, sports fans,
the Yankees have put
1362
01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:07,109
a 10-year-old boy in as the pinch hitter.
1363
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,985
- A boy? What, are they kidding?
- Oh, I'm being given a name
1364
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,362
for the young rookie.
1365
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:13,448
- It's Yankee Irving.
- Yankee Irving?
1366
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:18,245
Now batting for the New York Yankees,
number one, Yankee Irving.
1367
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,956
- That's my boy!
- Yankee?
1368
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,834
MAN: They're putting him in the game.
DAD: Yankee. Yankee.
1369
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:31,133
Okay, Lefty, all you have to do
is strike the kid out.
1370
01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:32,425
Just finish it!
1371
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:37,013
Okay, kid, you're about to lose
a whole lot of baby teeth.
1372
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:43,019
Settle in, Yank. You can do this!
1373
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,109
Don't just stand there, you gotta swing.
1374
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,153
Strike one!
1375
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:54,072
Okay, now you know
he's throwing strikes. Be ready.
1376
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,991
He can do it.
1377
01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:57,659
(GASPING)
1378
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:06,084
Watch me, now, watch me!
Curveball! Curveball! Swing!
1379
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,753
- Strike two!
- Darn!
1380
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:12,090
Come on now, sugar.
I cannot swing myself.
1381
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,258
DAD: Yank!
MOM: Yankee.
1382
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,302
MOM: Yankee, we're here!
DAD: We're here!
1383
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,887
- Yank!
- Yank, we're here!
1384
01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:18,597
Mom? Dad?
1385
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,099
- Just swing!
- Just swing!
1386
01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:27,522
(CHUCKLING)
1387
01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:34,154
BREWSTER: You get your feet set right,
you can hit anything you can reach.
1388
01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,656
MARTI: Keep your eye on the ball.
1389
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:41,453
JACK: If Babe can do it, so can you.
1390
01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:46,124
- Oh, my.
- Time for the booger ball.
1391
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,709
(SNORTING)
1392
01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:52,297
(BLOWING NOSE)
1393
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,051
(CHUCKLING)
1394
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:59,596
I can't believe you just blew
your nose on me.
1395
01:16:02,642 --> 01:16:04,351
Come on, Yankee.
1396
01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,149
Take your time. Focus!
1397
01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:13,276
(HEAVING)
1398
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,822
(GRUNTS)
1399
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,242
Uh-oh.
1400
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,618
(WHOOPING)
1401
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:25,622
I'm going! I'm going! I'm not going.
1402
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,251
Run!
1403
01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:30,502
(CHEERING)
1404
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,754
ANNOUNCER: And he hit it!
The kid hit the ball!
1405
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,089
Go, go, go, go, go.
1406
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,549
It's a short blooper
and Irving is sprinting to first base!
1407
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:39,177
I said I got it.
1408
01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:43,431
It sails right past Taylor,
the first baseman.
1409
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:45,892
Go for second! Go for second!
1410
01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:48,979
ANNOUNCER: Irving rounds first base
as Taylor and Cuyler chase it down.
1411
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,314
Slide, Yankee!
1412
01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:53,817
Irving is rounding second
and is barreling towards third,
1413
01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,944
but I don't think he's
gonna make it, folks.
1414
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,738
- DAD: Go, Yankee, go!
- Come on, Yankee! Go!
1415
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,448
Move it! Move it!
1416
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:05,870
Lefty Maginnis is covering... Holy cow!
1417
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,456
- Irving just...
- Look at that kid go, huh?
1418
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:10,500
- Come on, Yankee!
- Go, Yankee, go!
1419
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,544
Oh, this is gonna be close, folks.
1420
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:15,630
Hedley has come up with the ball
and looks to home plate.
1421
01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:18,842
- The fun's over, you little runt!
- Trip him! Somebody!
1422
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,803
- The boy is not slowing down!
- Not this time, punk!
1423
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,054
SCREWIE: Slide!
1424
01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:24,806
(GRUNTS)
1425
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,475
Or not slide!
1426
01:17:30,438 --> 01:17:32,230
(YELLING)
1427
01:17:34,734 --> 01:17:35,775
Safe!
1428
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:36,860
(CHEERING)
1429
01:17:36,944 --> 01:17:38,737
- Way to go!
- All right, Yankee!
1430
01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,322
How about that kid, huh?
1431
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,949
Oh, no! No!
1432
01:17:43,034 --> 01:17:44,868
That's a little Tiger if I ever seen one.
1433
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,370
He did it! That's my Yankee!
1434
01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:50,915
ALL: Yankee! Yankee! Yankee!
1435
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,168
Hey, Yank! We're coming down!
We're coming down!
1436
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:54,502
That's my friend!
1437
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:55,879
Ow! Ow!
1438
01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:58,089
Oh, that's me.
1439
01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:05,764
- We did it, Darlin'.
- No, you did it.
1440
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,557
Like Babe said,
1441
01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:10,769
"It's not the bat, it's the batter."
1442
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:14,272
Listen to them, kid! They love you!
1443
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,733
They're cheering for you, too, Screwie!
1444
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:20,070
Can you believe it? I'm a home run ball!
1445
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:22,155
Yahoo!
1446
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,866
You always were.
1447
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,496
BABE: Way to go, kid.
1448
01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:35,126
Thanks, Babe.
1449
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,047
MOM: Yankee.
DAD: Yankee.
1450
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,632
- Yankee.
- Yankee.
1451
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:44,386
Mom! Dad!
1452
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:49,391
- I did it, Dad. I did it.
- I always knew you could do it.
1453
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:52,602
- You just kept swinging.
- Just like you taught me, Dad.
1454
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:58,691
SCREWIE: Yankee's home run sparked
the New York rally that scored seven runs.
1455
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,902
Babe himself drove in four.
1456
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,987
And when the Cubs came to bat,
1457
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:07,909
they went down, one, two, three.
Just like that.
1458
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:10,370
The Yankees won the World Series.
1459
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,497
And it just goes to show you,
1460
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,916
you can be the smallest,
you can be the weakest,
1461
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,377
you can be the worst player on the field,
1462
01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:21,089
but when people tell you you're no good,
and say you should give it up,
1463
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,924
you know what you do?
1464
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:25,260
You just keep on swinging.
1465
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,518
- (CHUCKLING) Hello!
- Hey!
1466
01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:46,614
(WHOOPING)
1467
01:19:46,699 --> 01:19:47,782
Yeah!
1468
01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:48,867
(BARKING)
1469
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:50,118
Uh-oh.
1470
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,705
(YELLING)
1471
01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:57,292
(LAUGHING)
1472
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:05,842
All right, all right. That's enough.
1473
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:09,053
All right, Yankee.
That's enough, that's enough.
1474
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,263
(WHOOPS)
1475
01:20:10,287 --> 01:20:42,287
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