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The best part of being a party planner
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is taking stuff home...
leftovers, free flowers...
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And when would we ever splurge
on a mini balloon archway?
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Hmm.
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Look at this, Trip got my reviews
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on "Little Shop of Horrors"
framed for me!
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The school newspaper
says it was "a triumph"!
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And the Westport Gazette says
it was "maybe worth seeing".
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That's great!
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We're so proud of you.
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This just confirms exactly
what I've been thinking...
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I'm not gonna go to college
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so I can concentrate
on becoming a singer!
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For the thousandth time,
you are going to college.
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Or... hear me out...
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I can take my college fund
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and go to L.A. and become a singer!
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If anybody's taking your college
fund and blowing it on a trip,
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it's gonna be me.
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I'm not stupid. I have a plan.
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I'm gonna go on "American Idol",
sing my heart out,
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leave with a golden ticket, boom!
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Pop star.
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Then I meet a charming man
on a flight from Paris.
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Second boom... He's the King of Sweden.
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I'm a Queen.
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That's not how it works,
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and you still have to go to college.
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Well, Katy Perry didn't go to college.
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In fact, she dropped out
of high school to pursue music.
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You can have an amazing voice
and still never make it!
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That's why it's important
for you to have an education
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- to fall back on.
- You're my parents.
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Aren't you supposed to tell me
that dreams are worth fighting for
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and that I should believe in myself?
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- Nah.
- Unh-unh.
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Dreamcrushers!
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Sure, we're making our kid miserable,
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but we're doing it together.
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- Hi, what's your name?
- Taylor Otto.
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And where are you from?
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I'm from Westport, Connecticut.
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And how young are you?
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- Um, I'm 17.
- 17?
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- Ah, 17.
- Yep.
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What are you gonna sing for us?
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"The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.
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All right, go for it.
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♪ I can almost see it ♪
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♪ That dream I'm dreaming, but ♪
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♪ There's a voice
inside my head say... ♪
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Okay. Thank you. That's enough.
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Mom?! Dad?! Where are the judges?!
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We are the judges.
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Let me just tell you something.
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That, um... I was not feeling that.
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No, it made my ears... sad.
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Yeah, you should just go to college.
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Following your dreams is overrated.
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- I agree with that 100%.
- Mm-hmm.
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I wish Lionel, Katy, and Luke
were my parents!
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Well, they're not.
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Dreamcrushers!
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Hey, Kate-orade.
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This is why people keep
reporting you to HR, Kevin.
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Right. Right.
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- Anyway...
- Mm-hmm.
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...Whitney wants to see you.
She is in your office.
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Ah, it's probably just another
Westport housewife
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wanting to throw another party
with another fountain.
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I want a pink chocolate fountain...
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A what?
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A Pouilly-Fuissé fountain.
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What's that now?
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A bone broth fountain.
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Whaaat?
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A La Mer face serum fountain.
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Katie, maybe you could try some!
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Hide those frown lines.
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Katie!
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I'm on medical leave again...
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You think the camera
can't see you there, Kevin?
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Oh, hey, how's it going?
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Did you get my Edible Arrangement?
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- Shut up, Kevin.
- On it.
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Katie, I need you to take over
an event for me.
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It's the Westport
Businesswomen's Awards.
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Oh! I'm so excited I get to do something
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honoring my fellow working women.
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You can count on me, Whitney!
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Great.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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they're injecting the anesthesia.
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Are you calling me
from the operating table?
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10, 9, 8... 7...
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And now Taylor thinks
that she can skip college
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and become a pop star
and "follow her dreams".
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This whole dream thing is BS.
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I'm not raising wussies like
everyone else in this town.
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Sure, I get them music lessons
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but not so they can become musicians.
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I do it so they learn discipline,
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focus, and hard work.
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My mom did the same for me,
and I turned out great.
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- Uh...
- Okay, look.
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If you try and shut Taylor down,
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she might run off
and pursue her dream anyway.
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My cousin wanted to be a dancer,
so she ran away from home,
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and now she's a Rockette.
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Well, that's a pretty big deal.
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No. She's a Rock-ette.
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That's what they call strippers
in Little Rock.
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So telling her "no"
might backfire on me?
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It's not enough to injure a dream.
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You have to kill it slowly
but completely.
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Like my kids did with those hermit crabs
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they smuggled in from Mexico.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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I'll just loan you Ms. Belt,
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my kids' music teacher.
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She sucks all the joy out of music.
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She's a real throwback to the Golden Age
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of truly abusive educators.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna believe this.
Abe Henderson died.
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Who's Abe Henderson?
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He was in charge
of keeping supply lines open
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for our regiment.
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He ordered our lunches.
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The Historical Guild
is losing people left and right.
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We need new, young members.
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So, I had this brainstorm.
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I made these scrolls,
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and I'm gonna put them up
all over town...
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Yeah, kids will totally go for that.
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Scrolls are so in right now.
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It's not so crazy
people would like scrolls.
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It's the most fun kind of paper.
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Dad, if you really want to get
through to young people,
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you should make a video
and post it on social media.
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Right. The key is to make
something that goes viral,
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so it has to be memorable.
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Flashy, but never desperate.
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Funny without trying too hard.
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Quirky, but not lame.
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Got it.
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Can we revisit the scrolls?
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I made 50 of them.
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Taylor, I have been thinking
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about our conversation yesterday.
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If you want to be a singer,
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you gotta work at it,
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so I got you a couple of music lessons
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with the person who teaches Doris' kids.
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That is so awesome. Thank you, Mom!
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- What was that?
- Oh, I was writing a song
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about what a terrible mom you are.
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But now I'm gonna throw it out.
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You might want to keep it.
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It's just Monday.
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So this is the music space
I built for my kids.
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Wow, Doris.
You are such a supportive mom.
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Yeah, sure! Whatever.
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Hi.
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You don't use your voice
unless you're singing.
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Get out while you can.
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I didn't even know
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there was a Businesswomen's
Association in Westport!
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I can't wait to meet them
and talk shop and...
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I must be in the wrong place.
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I'm looking for businesswomen.
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We are the businesswomen.
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Mm-hmm.
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No, you're not.
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Buying things from businesses
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doesn't make you businesswomen.
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If you recall, I made all that
peppermint bark last year.
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And I got all caught up in that
Ponzi scheme, remember?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I just thought of the name
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of the jewelry business
that I might start.
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"Glamville" by Nancy Granville.
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I know! It's so good.
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Katie, I'm just gonna do this.
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This is still a party
celebrating working women,
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so I was thinking we could do a seminar
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with successful Mom-preneurs, and...
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Oh, Katie, it's really not
that kind of a thing.
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This is the kind of party
where we drink champagne
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and honor each other for important
work we do in Westport.
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Mm.
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For example...
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Last year, I received
a lifetime achievement award.
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- For what?
- For all of my achievements.
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Don't worry about us.
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You just need to figure out a fountain
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that has never been done before.
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Sure. I will get right on that.
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I'm not sure what kind
of fountain I'm doing yet...
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but there's definitely
going to be pee in it.
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Today...
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you will sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
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You will start when I say "start".
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Good.
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Start... now.
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- ♪ Row ♪
- Off pitch. Again.
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- ♪ Row ♪
- No. Again.
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♪ Row ♪
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Until I hear perfect "rows,"
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no boat for you.
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Now, row! Again.
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- ♪ Row ♪
- No! Again!
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- ♪ Row ♪
- No!
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♪ Row ♪
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I've been playing the same note
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for six months.
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The Fun is coming,
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The Fun is coming...
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to the Westport Historical Guild.
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So saddle up your steed
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and take a ride through history.
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What does membership entail?
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Fear not, for I shall
explain it all to you,
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in just 90 short minutes.
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90 minutes?!
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I know. Don't worry. It's only Part One.
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We'll just do the video for you.
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But I thought mine was good.
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This lack of self-awareness
is part of the problem, Greg.
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They approved my idea
for a kombucha fountain.
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I'm surprised you know what that is.
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I didn't.
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I Googled "What do idiots
love to drink?"
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Kombucha was the first thing
that came up.
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How was the lesson?
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The worst.
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I'll never make it
as a professional singer.
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I can't even sing
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
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Guess I'll have to figure out
something else
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to spend my college fund on.
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College!
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You're going to spend it on college!
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Wow, that Ms. Belt really delivered.
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Maybe I can send you to Ms. Belt
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to break your love of whistling
while you trim your nose hairs.
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It's not a chore if you're cheerful!
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You're not gonna hang those up?
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What's the point?
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I really thought singing
was gonna be my career.
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It's something I'm good at.
At least, I thought I was.
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That teacher didn't believe in me.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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You always say if you have your
dream job, then it's not work.
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Dad has his dream job,
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you have yours...
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Yeah.
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I thought I found mine.
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Oh, honey...
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there are plenty of things
that you are good at.
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Like what?
261
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Oh, honey...
262
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♪ I can almost see it ♪
263
00:10:15,777 --> 00:10:18,978
♪ That dream I'm dreaming, but ♪
264
00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:22,248
♪ There's a voice
inside my head saying ♪
265
00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,518
♪ "You'll never reach it" ♪
266
00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:28,788
♪ Every step I'm taking ♪
267
00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:35,361
♪ Every move I make feels lost,
with no direction ♪
268
00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,764
♪ My faith is shaken ♪
269
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♪ But I ♪
270
00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:44,203
♪ I gotta keep trying ♪
271
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♪ Gotta keep my head held high ♪
272
00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:54,614
♪ 'Cause there's always gonna be
another mountain ♪
273
00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:57,951
♪ I'm always gonna wanna make it move ♪
274
00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:01,054
♪ Always gonna be an uphill battle ♪
275
00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:04,290
♪ But sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ♪
276
00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:07,493
♪ Ain't about how fast I get there ♪
277
00:11:07,596 --> 00:11:14,934
♪ Ain't about what's waiting
on the other siiide ♪
278
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:15,879
Wow.
279
00:11:15,904 --> 00:11:18,805
♪ It's the climb ♪
280
00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:20,473
Wow.
281
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- Thanks!
- That note.
282
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,109
- That last note. Come on.
- Thank you.
283
00:11:23,211 --> 00:11:25,578
- I appreciate it.
- Uh, Luke, what do you think?
284
00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:27,380
We knew the big note was coming.
285
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,182
I didn't know... "Can she get there?"
286
00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,350
and you got there.
287
00:11:30,452 --> 00:11:31,517
Thank you.
288
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,686
- Good job.
- I always like those surprises,
289
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,388
but you're a natural at this.
290
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,789
- You know that. Very good.
- Yeah.
291
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,592
Uh, Taylor, when I was 17,
292
00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,427
I had the same type of dream.
293
00:11:41,529 --> 00:11:43,630
I was gonna do it.
I was gonna go for it.
294
00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:45,031
I needed someone to believe in me,
295
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,467
- and I really believe in you.
- Thank you.
296
00:11:47,569 --> 00:11:48,935
- So should we give our vote?
- Let's do it.
297
00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:50,670
- Okay. Go ahead.
- I'm ready.
298
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:51,738
I'm a yes.
299
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,339
- Yes?
- Yes.
300
00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,574
I'm a yes.
301
00:11:54,676 --> 00:11:57,343
And I'm ready. I'm a yes!
302
00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,512
- You're going to Hollywood, Taylor!
- You're going to Hollywood! Come on!
303
00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:01,714
- Thank you so much!
- Congratulations. All right.
304
00:12:01,794 --> 00:12:03,700
That'll be something you can take
home to your mom and dad.
305
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,852
For sure. Will do.
306
00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:06,119
- Yeah.
- Enjoy the ride.
307
00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:07,754
- Have a great night. Yeah.
- Take care. Very good.
308
00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,622
Oh, my gosh.
309
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,758
Hey! Congratulations!
310
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,593
Thank you so much! I can't believe it.
311
00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,029
How does it feel to be holding
the golden ticket?
312
00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:18,464
It feels like a dream.
313
00:12:18,566 --> 00:12:19,632
Oh, no...
314
00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:22,535
It was a dream, Luthor,
315
00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:24,137
but I'm gonna get there for real.
316
00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:25,571
Damn right you are!
317
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,208
Can you talk?!
318
00:12:35,524 --> 00:12:37,392
And the award for
319
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,592
"Best idea For A Business
If eBay Wasn't Already A Thing"
320
00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:42,779
goes to... Nancy Granville!
321
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,316
Uch! Kombucha.
322
00:12:55,638 --> 00:12:57,638
- Wh-Where's the rest of it?
- That's it.
323
00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:59,907
Well, how will people know
when the meetings are
324
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,616
or where to sign up for
the Westport Historical Guild?
325
00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,877
- That was the whole point of this.
- They will look it up. Trust me.
326
00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,284
Here's what people care about
on the Internet...
327
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,319
parkour fails
and dogs dressed as people.
328
00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:08,620
Well, I really don't get it,
329
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,856
but if you guys believe in it,
I guess I trust you.
330
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:13,692
Millard Fillmore dressed up
his Beagle in a tuxedo,
331
00:13:13,761 --> 00:13:15,294
so, you know,
there's historical precedent.
332
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,500
Dad, you are the Snapple cap of people.
333
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:26,205
She's going to be here any minute.
334
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,373
- Stop smiling!
- I can't.
335
00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:30,776
I had a dream last night that
I auditioned for "American Idol"
336
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,611
and Katy Perry said she believed in me!
337
00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:33,779
I can do this!
338
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,247
I can feel her vibration.
339
00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,349
She's coming! Ms. Belt is coming!
340
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,726
You came back.
341
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,927
And you're smiling.
342
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,596
Well, we'll take care of that.
343
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,364
Begin with "Row".
344
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,498
- ♪ Row ♪
- No!
345
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,733
Again!
346
00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:56,001
♪ Row, row ♪
347
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,003
How dare you do a second "row"?
348
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,740
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
349
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,909
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
350
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,445
- Stop that right now!
- ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
351
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:08,747
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
352
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,306
- ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
- What are you doing?
353
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,217
What are you three doing?
354
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,552
- ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
- Put them down. Put... those...
355
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,921
- ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
- ...instruments... down!
356
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:18,557
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
357
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:22,661
- Excuse me!
- ♪ Ooh, ohh ♪
358
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,030
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
359
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,399
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
360
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,701
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
361
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:32,204
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
362
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:36,875
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
363
00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:42,114
That was pretty good.
364
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,218
You!
365
00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,955
What the hell have you done?
366
00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:52,624
You and your "joy"
have ruined everything!
367
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,161
Your father said I was crazy
when I wanted to build
368
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,096
this soundproof room
with a two-way mirror
369
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,998
to keep an eye on things. Well...
370
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,800
who's crazy now?!
371
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,502
Aah! Fired!
372
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,139
And the award for
373
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,341
"Best Acceptance Speech from Last Year"
374
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,976
goes to...
375
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,277
Oh, my gosh!
376
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,545
It's me!
377
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,885
Oh, thank you.
378
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:23,288
Hopefully this is like that movie
379
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,524
where someone calls you,
and if you answer, you die.
380
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,193
Damn!
381
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,895
Hi, Doris.
382
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,097
Ms. Belt was supposed
to make singing so hard
383
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,832
it broke Taylor, but instead,
384
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:36,601
Taylor broke Ms. Belt
with her passion and her dreams!
385
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:39,004
Well, it's not a chore
if you're cheerful.
386
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,273
Am I quoting Greg's
nose-hair trimming mantra?
387
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:43,041
Well, I won't have it in my house.
388
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,077
Man, I think I played this wrong.
389
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,244
Gotta go, Doris.
390
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,347
You owe me three demoralized children!
391
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,315
And I know somewhere inside me
392
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,184
is that little girl from Tennessee,
393
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,720
who never could've seen
herself standing here...
394
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,488
- Enough of that.
- I'm not done.
395
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,057
This was supposed to be an event
396
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,660
about women supporting women,
397
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:04,496
and I haven't been the most
supportive woman myself.
398
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,698
My daughter told me her dream,
399
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,367
and I tried to crush it.
400
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,669
Instead of crushing her dreams,
401
00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:14,139
I should follow her lead
and find one of my own.
402
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,640
We all should.
403
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,142
You're intelligent women.
404
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,378
Should you really be giving
yourselves awards
405
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,812
for doing nothing?
406
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,047
Come on!
407
00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:23,849
Sage, you sound stupid,
408
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,751
but there's gotta be
some brains in your head.
409
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,219
Thank you!
410
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,654
And, Nancy, take "Glamville"
411
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,423
and actually do something with it!
412
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,959
You're right.
I have a real responsibility.
413
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,895
I think the world needs
"Glamville" now more than ever.
414
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:39,531
Suzanne, you are so much better
415
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,501
than repackaging store-bought
peppermint bark as your own.
416
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:43,502
You know?
417
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,137
Oh, everybody knows.
418
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:46,738
And, Tara...
419
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,807
I think you'd be amazing
420
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,609
at jumping off a bridge
421
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,780
and hitting as many things
as possible on the way down.
422
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,150
Ladies, you've gotta find your dreams,
423
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,551
and I do, too.
424
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:02,254
Because it is not... this.
425
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,991
Come on, Kevin.
426
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,893
I don't know if you're going
for a "Jerry Maguire" thing,
427
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,429
but... you complete me, Kate-orade!
428
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,509
I'll report myself to HR.
429
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,034
I can't tell. How's the video doing?
430
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,769
Well, it's actually gotten
a lot of views.
431
00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:20,472
The unofficial fan site for
the GEICO Lizard retweeted it.
432
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:21,640
But no one's signed up yet.
433
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,209
In school, we're forced
to learn history...
434
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,044
no one wants to do it for fun.
435
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,480
I guess the Guild will go the
way many of its members did...
436
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,348
neglected by their caretakers.
437
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,559
Hey! Two people just signed up!
438
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,395
Oliver Otto and Anna-Kat Otto.
439
00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,663
We saw how much it meant to you,
440
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:46,031
so we thought we'd give it a shot.
441
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,134
Thanks. I don't know what to say.
442
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,179
Come here.
443
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,403
Ahh.
444
00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:53,271
You guys are not gonna regret this.
445
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,873
We're having a mutton truck on Thursday.
446
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,942
It's just fried chicken,
but we're pretending!
447
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,847
Hey. How was the event?
448
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,416
I might've quit. I'm not sure.
449
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,951
Okay.
450
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,419
Well,
451
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,920
let me know so I can
change the family back
452
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,156
to generic phone charger cables.
453
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,526
You guys will not believe
what happened today...
454
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,362
First, I want to apologize
for not supporting your dreams.
455
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,064
If you don't want to go to college
456
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,032
and instead pursue singing,
457
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,535
that is fine with your father and me.
458
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,070
- It is?!
- Mm-hmm.
459
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,738
Why do I always feel like
I've missed a meeting?
460
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,875
No, I will go to college. But for music.
461
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:32,677
Ms. Belt was telling me about
all these great music programs.
462
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,279
Oh, and there's this one at this school
463
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,814
that's named after a honeydew.
464
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:37,849
- Carnegie Mellon?
- Yes, that's it!
465
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,858
She's gonna do great in college.
466
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,636
It's nice to see Taylor
pursuing her passion
467
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,372
and Greg sharing his passion
with the kids.
468
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,474
I'm passionate about two things...
469
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,810
my family and hating these
busybody Westport idiots.
470
00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:08,313
But there's gotta be room
for something else.
471
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:09,840
- And...
- Mom.
472
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,650
Why are you always nodding your head,
473
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,710
smiling, and staring at us?
474
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,740
- Yeah.
- It creeps us out.
475
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,952
Oh, my.
476
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,458
Why do you have that look on your face?
477
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:24,747
You know what? I don't care.
478
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:26,051
When you're done,
479
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:28,427
- just clear the browser history.
- What? No.
480
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:30,552
I was looking at the honeydew
school that Taylor wants to go to.
481
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,425
It's a lot more expensive
than community college.
482
00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,260
Oh... my.
483
00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,595
Right?!
484
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,230
We played this wrong.
485
00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:40,165
Should've just let her run off to L.A.
486
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:41,333
In light of this,
487
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,668
when you say you might have
quit your job,
488
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,769
can you clarify that?
489
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:44,870
I didn't quit quit.
490
00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,237
I quit in my mind.
491
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,466
Okay. What exactly does that mean?
492
00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:49,018
Like most working Americans,
493
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:50,819
my spirit has quit
494
00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:53,005
but my body is forced to attend.
495
00:19:53,107 --> 00:19:54,973
No one wants you to follow
your passion more than me,
496
00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:56,408
and I'm just floating this out there...
497
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,677
how about your find a profession
that you're passionate about,
498
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,412
- then quit your job.
- Or...
499
00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:01,847
hear me out...
500
00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:04,883
I quit my job, hang out
in Stewart and Kingston's,
501
00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:07,619
somebody comes in, likes
my no-nonsense attitude,
502
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,454
gives me my own talk show.
503
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,556
Boom! I'm the Queen of Day Time!
504
00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:15,163
Where are you guys off to?
505
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,772
Our first Historical Guild meeting.
506
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,156
- Mm.
- I'm very enthusiastic.
507
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,801
Oliver is less so.
508
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:24,291
It's Mutton Madness!
509
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,371
Are you sure you don't want to go?
510
00:20:26,396 --> 00:20:28,731
No, I've got a lot of work to do.
511
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:31,011
But I thought you were quitting...
512
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,225
No, you're right.
513
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:34,542
I'm gonna keep this job
until I figure out
514
00:20:34,574 --> 00:20:35,674
what I really want to do.
515
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:38,597
But I know what I really
don't want to do...
516
00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:39,800
go to your thing.
517
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,460
Bring me back some fried chicken.
518
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,273
We're not supposed to call it that!
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