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SIGN CREAKS
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Where is everyone? New vet.
Very handsome, by all accounts.
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Lots of animals suddenly taken
a turn for the worse. Really?
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HE WOLF WHISTLES
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CLUCKING, MEOWING AND WHIMPERING
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PHONE RINGS
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DOG BARKS
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Mrs Josephs.
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DOG YELPS Oop!
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I have an appointment
to see Paul Bladen.
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PHONE RINGS
Hello? Hashtag - waiting.
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Take a seat.
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Where, exactly? And for how long?
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AGATHA SIGHS
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Budge along, then.
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What thee doing here, Harriet?
It's Moby. He's not himself, Percy.
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Not himself?!
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Excuse me.
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How do you know he's not himself?
Who is he?
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DOOR OPENS, GASPS
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DISGRUNTLED SIGHS
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Yep, folks, still only me.
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Chloe, those were the wrong notes
again!
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DOOR OPENS
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GASPS AND COQUETTISH GIGGLES
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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Trouble with a stud.
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Don't you just hate that?
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Right, who's next?
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CLAMOUR OF VOICES
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Here we go. Come on in, fella.
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What's his name? Hodge. Hodge.
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So, you're our local hot-shot...
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HODGE YOWLS Argh!
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Got a feisty one here.
I taught him well. I see that.
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So, what made you take up residence
in Coffin-dodger County?
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The timing was right. That smacks of
a broken heart, if you ask me.
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No, no, actually, I take it back.
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This is everything
you always dreamed of, isn't it?
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Self-made woman, work your butt off,
prove all the doubters wrong, then
jack it all in for the rural idyll.
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Well, aren't you a cocky
little ray of sunshine?
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Fancy yourself as the new animal
or people whisperer?
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Well... If it's free PR
you're after... Dinner, actually.
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You know what? I'm sorry. I talk
too much and I have no filter.
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Just strike that. No, no, no.
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Maybe I was a little hasty.
I have a few trust issues.
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Oh, so you did get your fingers burnt?
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More of a full-body arson attack?
Just a drink, then?
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No, actually... the dinner thing's
good.
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Great. What about the cat?
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You want me to bring Hodge?
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No... I meant what's the problem
with the cat?
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Oh! Er...
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He's just not himself.
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HODGE YOWLS
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Well, Jack, would you listen to you!
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All right.
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I can't hear you!
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Call me when you get to a landline.
Agatha! Can't stop!
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Here he is!
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Yes!
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MEOW!
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Not that ill, then? Fit as a fiddle.
Well, apart from the discomfort
caused by the rectal thermometer.
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Eating.
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Anyway, I just wanted to see
what the fuss was about. And?
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Guess who's bagged not one
but two dates in one day?
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Mrs Josephs? She's a dirty ticket.
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Me, actually.
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Dinner at seven with vet steamy.
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So I better start getting myself
ready. James II, I take it?
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Well, I didn't have much luck
with James I.
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To be honest, I think that ship
has well and truly sailed.
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Not that it was ever in the harbour
in the first place.
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No, actually, it's an old PR fling
looked me up.
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Jack The Lad Pomfrit.
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Jack?!
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What did he want?
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I don't know. We're going to meet
tomorrow and reminisce about
the good old bad old days.
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What? What is wrong with you?
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Got a problem with that?
You've hardly cracked a smile
since you got here.
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That's the third time this week.
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You've got to get that dodgy socket
sorted.
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Why do you think I'm seeing the vet?
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But Tewks was fine yesterday.
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I'm afraid he really is quite ill.
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He won't feel a thing,
though, I promise.
It's definitely for the best.
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BUZZ OF CONVERSATION
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Hello. I'm trying to get hold of
Paul.
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Who am I speaking to, please?
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His... wife?!
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So sorry I'm late.
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Wow! You look lovely, by the way.
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Everything all right?
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No! Everything is NOT all right.
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I've just spoken to your wife.
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I called your home phone,
and she answered.
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I'm separated. That'll be Philippa.
Philippa.
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Who's that, then? Second wife,
mistress, what? My sister, actually,
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and her... warped idea of a joke.
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She just dropped by and was cross
that I was going out,
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which is why I'm late.
Do I look like I was born yesterday?
I'm serious.
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Cross my heart.
I'll call her if you like.
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Do you want to speak to her or shall I?
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Actually...
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Let's just leave it.
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Shall we start again? Great.
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GIGGLING You can't say that!
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That's terrible!
You're... you're sick!
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You're saying that you don't like pets!
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I'm not! You are!
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I'm not. I'm saying I'm better
with larger farm and working animals
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and my dream is to one day
open a hospital for them.
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Awww! Which I will name after you.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Wow!
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Oh, wait a minute! Oh...
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Very serious face.
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Oh, Paul...
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I think I should probably go.
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I haven't left any milk out for Hodge.
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Cats can go months without liquid.
Yeah, but he gets lonely.
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They can go decades without company.
They're cats, aren't they?
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Survivors.
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If a nuclear bomb went off, the next
day you'd find a cat on the bonnet
of the nuclear reactor.
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Nuclear reactors don't have bonnets.
I'm not a bonnet expert. No?
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Not any more, no.
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I'm expecting a phone call
from M... Madagascar.
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Paul, I have to go. Thank you for a
lovely evening. It was delightful!
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My treat next time. Yeah.
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HORSE WHINNIES
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WHINNYING, BANG
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Hello, boys. Easy. Easy.
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I'll have you right in no time,
don't you worry.
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Jack!
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Ohhh!
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So good to see you! Look at you!
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Roy said you were thriving.
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So, tell me, what are you doing
this side of London?
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You'll come out in a rash soon.
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Oh, you know, bit of this, bit of that.
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I'll explain why,
but what can I get you?
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The usual - double macchiato
with a twist, yeah?
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Oh! Sorry. Bill!
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Paul Bladen. You went out with him
last night. No, I didn't.
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Agatha, you were seen in the pub.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, THAT Paul Bladen.
Did you, um...
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...go back to his place?
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Excuse me, what kind of a question
is that?!
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He's dead, Agatha.
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He was about to perform
a minor operation on one of
Lord Pendlebury's horse.
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He seems to have injected himself
with horse tranquilliser.
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It must have been a tragic accident.
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The syringe went straight into
his heart.
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Apparently the anaesthetic's
thousands of times more potent
than morphine.
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What did you know about him?
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Not a lot.
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He...
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had a sister. Try his sister.
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He doesn't have a sister.
He's an only child.
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Right. Well, I...
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I must have got that wrong, then.
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Enjoy your coffee.
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Why was Bladen alone?
Where was Lord Pendlebury?
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Or any of his staff?
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And why did Bladen tell me he had
a sister when he clearly didn't?
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Whoever I spoke to on the phone
was lying.
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She said she was his wife.
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Did you see Jack? Briefly.
But not really, no.
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Bladen wasn't stupid.
Why would he inject himself
with a deadly anaesthetic?
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I smell a rat.
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Well, that'll be a first.
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Well, you did go out with a murderer
and now a murder victim.
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You're like one of those black widow
spiders. I must remember that.
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Oh, yeah, I asked him to come
and look at your dodgy socket.
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I thought maybe for some reason
you were ignoring me.
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Me? No! Why I was...
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When... No!
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Why do I feel the need
to explain myself?
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Aggie's caught a whiff
of "murr-durr" in the air.
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There's been another death,
you know. I heard. Paul Bladen.
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Radio Gene.
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I swear that grocer is more
informative than the internet.
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And there's no shortage of people
with motives. Like who?
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Half the fishwives in Carsley,
apparently.
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Never mind their jealous husbands.
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And Mrs Josephs.
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He wasn't after a bit of dukey-duke
with Mrs Josephs as well, was he?
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No!
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But he had Tewks put down.
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Oh, no! Really?
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I liked that cat. Even if he did
have the breath of Satan.
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I should check on her, actually,
make sure she's OK.
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So, maybe we should start
by checking out Pendlebury
and the scene of the crime.
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I beg your pardon?
That's what you do, isn't it?
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You normally run a mile when I start
talking about murr-durr.
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First time for everything.
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He always comes running
when I tap his bowl.
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So what did the vet say?
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He said...
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What DID he say, now?
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I can't remember.
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Just that it was for the best.
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I'm so sorry. He was so lovely.
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Grumpy bugger.
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You know what he said
just before he died?
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"Make sure you keep using
the Voltarol on your shoulder."
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Or was that my Stan?
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So, what was Bladen like?
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I heard about your date.
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Oh, did you? Well, he seemed OK,
I think.
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He asked a lot of questions about me
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and talked about his dream
of opening a hospital for medium
to large animals.
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He didn't really like pets.
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That's a bit odd, isn't it, for a vet?
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So do you know His Nibs here or what?
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No, I know his daughter, Silly.
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What? Cecilia.
Everyone calls her Silly.
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Oh, God, give me strength!
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Lord Pendlebury.
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Agatha Raisin and James Lacey
from Carsley.
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We're here collecting on behalf of
children in Africa.
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You're wasting your time,
I'm afraid. I don't like children
there. Too many of them.
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Good day. Fine-looking stables
you have here, sir.
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I'm something of a horse man myself.
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I was in the Household Division.
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Mounted? Lifeguard.
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Well... let me give you a tour.
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It's a fantastic setting. Thank you.
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Pendleburys have bred horses here
since the Reformation.
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You must be very proud.
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(Excuse me.
Could I have a quick word?)
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I gather you had an incident here.
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Did one of your horses have
an accident? Oh, no. Our vet...
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Oh! Ah!
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Bit careless, isn't it? Clearly.
But accidents do happen.
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Why was no-one around to help him?
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If you don't mind my asking.
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Seems strange. Bladen must have
known you can't operate
on a horse on your own.
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No, of course not.
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To tell the truth,
I'd forgotten he was coming.
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And it was the stable lad's day off,
so there was no-one here.
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Is that a fact?
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It is. How did you get along with
him? Bladen, I mean.
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00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:07,665
Preferred his partner, Rice.
246
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,826
Less cocky.
247
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,706
Shall we go on?
248
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:26,386
My daughter Cecilia.
James! How nice to see you.
249
00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:28,986
Silly.
250
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:34,785
Pendlebury is lying.
But what possible reason
could he have for killing him?
251
00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:36,625
I don't know that yet, do I?
252
00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,905
Maybe Bladen was shagging his daughter.
253
00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:40,865
Either way, he's a suspect.
254
00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:43,250
And so is she. Silly?
255
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,225
On what grounds? Too beautiful.
256
00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:48,225
You can't be that beautiful
without being deranged.
257
00:15:48,226 --> 00:15:50,425
Oh, that's brilliant(!)
Makes total sense.
258
00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:52,825
Everywhere you go, everyone you see,
259
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,785
people's jaws dropping.
Messes with your head.
260
00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:58,345
It's like Prince Charles.
261
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:00,585
Maybe this is a bad idea.
262
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,145
Too late, my friend.
You've committed.
263
00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:07,825
Right, I need to talk to
Bladen's partner about Pendlebury.
264
00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:10,145
That's about it, really.
265
00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:14,906
Obviously, you know your way
around all the IT.
266
00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:20,305
What happened to Miss Mensa? Chloe?
She handed in her notice.
267
00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:22,425
Did she, now? That's convenient.
268
00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,145
Far from it.
269
00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:26,386
So, were her and Paul at it?
270
00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:32,145
Terribly sorry, but Paul and I had
dinner last night and I'm finding
it a little difficult to process.
271
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:34,226
I think we're all struggling.
272
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:39,545
What was the problem with the horse?
He had a respiratory condition.
Paul went in to operate.
273
00:16:39,546 --> 00:16:42,585
One of Pendlebury's staff
should have been there to assist.
274
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,105
Paul wouldn't have made a mistake
with such a lethal anaesthetic.
275
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,625
I've been going over and over that
in my head.
276
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:53,425
I can only assume Paul started
prepping on the assumption
the stable lads would return and...
277
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:56,305
I don't know.
We'll probably never know.
278
00:16:56,306 --> 00:17:00,105
Is there any reason His Lordship
might not have wanted
the operation to go ahead?
279
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,705
Cherokee wouldn't have been able to
sire for a while, I suppose.
280
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:09,650
Why is that important?
Pendlebury breeds horses.
He needs the money it brings him.
281
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,826
Excuse me.
282
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,745
Thanks. Bye.
283
00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:16,145
Sorry.
284
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:18,905
Erm, yeah, couple of onions,
please, Gene,
285
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,985
pound of tomatoes,
286
00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:22,505
oh, and I need to know exactly
287
00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:27,346
which villagers have been out to
dinner with Paul Bladen since he
moved here. Right you are.
288
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:30,986
Ooh, two ticks.
289
00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:34,905
Ladies. Josephine.
290
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:37,386
PHONE RINGS
291
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,546
Silly?
292
00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:42,425
No, not at all.
Good to hear from you.
293
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,106
Tomorrow?
294
00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,665
No, no, no, that'd be fine.
295
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,826
I'll see you then. Bye.
296
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:54,905
Guess what? What? Lord Pendlebury
used his horse Cherokee as a stud.
297
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,145
And this is relevant because...?
298
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,785
Because an operation
would put horsey out of action
299
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,905
and lose Pendlebury thousands.
300
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,545
Oh, OK.
301
00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:08,265
I'll ask Silly about it. She wants
to meet for a drink tomorrow night.
And you said yes, did you?
302
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:11,345
Do you have a problem with me seeing
her for a drink? No, I don't!
303
00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,865
Hey. How did you get on with
the fishwives?
304
00:18:13,866 --> 00:18:17,225
OK, so they are... Present company
excluded, obviously.
305
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,785
Emma Comfrey. Can't be her.
She's on a cruise.
306
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:22,705
Next. And MRS Harriet Parr.
307
00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:24,865
Harriet Parr!
308
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:27,905
Oh, that explains why Percy
was so snippy about the goldfish.
309
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:31,545
So in terms of suspects,
we have got Lord Pendlebury,
310
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:35,225
Percy and/or Harriet Parr,
311
00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:38,650
who is going to be at the cheese
and cider tasting tonight.
312
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,706
BUZZ OF CONVERSATION
313
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,665
Tragic, wasn't it,
314
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:45,986
what happened to Paul Bladen?
315
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,105
Such a breath of fresh air. Was he?
316
00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:51,426
Can't say I noticed.
317
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:54,745
Josephine.
318
00:18:54,746 --> 00:18:58,625
Tell me, did Percy know
about Harriet and...? Oh, yes.
319
00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:01,706
He caught them... canoodling.
320
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:05,945
Harriet's homemade hooch.
It can strip paint.
321
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:09,146
Have some cheese and biscuits
to soak it up.
322
00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,626
Mrs Josephs.
323
00:19:13,106 --> 00:19:15,306
You'd need a sponge to soak that up.
324
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:28,306
Justice. A dish best served cold.
325
00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:32,145
I think you mean revenge.
326
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:33,786
Korma.
327
00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:36,505
What goes around...
328
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,265
I think that's karma.
329
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,706
Much calmer now he's dead.
330
00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,505
Call on me first thing tomorrow.
331
00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:53,426
I'll tell you everything you need
to know about Paul ruddy Bladen.
332
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,906
I love you!
333
00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:06,146
I know you're in there. I love you!
334
00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:12,426
Look, I'm staying nearby and I'm not
leaving until I've seen you.
335
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,186
Do you hear me?
336
00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:17,505
Roy? Roy?!
337
00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:19,986
ROY! What do you mean, "Roy"?!
338
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:23,826
Jack!
339
00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:35,260
You turned Jack The Lad Pomfrit.
340
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:40,506
That man was straighter
than a Roman road.
341
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,260
What did you do?
No, don't answer that.
342
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,665
He was just another guy.
343
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,185
It was just another party. Hmm?
344
00:20:49,186 --> 00:20:51,225
OK, weekend. Mm-hm.
345
00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:54,650
All right, fortnight in Morocco,
but how was I to know?
346
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,505
He's left his wife and everything.
347
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:59,106
What? Really? Jack had a wife?
348
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:04,650
Er... you have finished it,
haven't you?
349
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:07,146
I can't. It'll break his heart.
You saw him.
350
00:21:07,906 --> 00:21:10,250
Oh, what do I do?
351
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,825
Man up!
352
00:21:11,826 --> 00:21:13,585
Actually, woman up.
353
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:16,706
Roy, you have got to tell him
the truth.
354
00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:27,746
Hello!
355
00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:34,546
SHE KNOCKS
356
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,225
CLOCK TICKS
357
00:21:39,226 --> 00:21:41,106
Mrs Josephs?
358
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,706
SHE GASPS
359
00:21:58,826 --> 00:22:01,260
Oh, Mrs Josephs!
360
00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:08,546
INDISTINCT MESSAGES
OVER POLICE RADIO
361
00:22:10,506 --> 00:22:13,660
SHE SIGHS
362
00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:21,785
Who on God's earth would want to
kill Mrs Josephs? No-one.
363
00:22:21,786 --> 00:22:24,225
Mrs Josephs was a diabetic.
364
00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:27,705
It looks like she made a mistake
injecting herself.
So it wasn't murder?
365
00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:29,466
Why would it be?
366
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,305
Because last night...
367
00:22:33,306 --> 00:22:35,785
she said she had something
to tell me about Bladen.
368
00:22:35,786 --> 00:22:39,945
Agatha, go home. We'll be over
in a while to take a statement.
369
00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:41,425
OK?
370
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,660
OK.
371
00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:46,945
She said justice was a dish
best served cold
372
00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:49,986
and then she mentioned korma.
373
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:54,425
Chicken or lamb? Really?
You're missing the point.
374
00:22:54,426 --> 00:22:56,706
I'll be the judge of that.
375
00:22:59,306 --> 00:23:01,650
What's wrong, Wong?
376
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:05,826
Earlier on, you told me this was
natural causes. Now what's all this?
377
00:23:07,306 --> 00:23:10,385
You think it's murder, don't you?
I don't think anything.
378
00:23:10,386 --> 00:23:14,545
Until someone tells me exactly what
to think, I don't think at all.
379
00:23:14,546 --> 00:23:17,260
And neither should you.
380
00:23:20,306 --> 00:23:21,986
Constable.
381
00:23:34,506 --> 00:23:38,785
OK. Forensics found scuff marks
on the stairs
382
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:43,905
all the way up from the front room
to the bathroom, as if Mrs J
was dragged upstairs.
383
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:50,145
So why do that? Unless someone had
given her a lethal dose and made it
look like it was an accident.
384
00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:54,105
But why? What's the connection
to Bladen or Pendlebury?
385
00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:57,105
And what did Mrs Josephs
want to tell me?
386
00:23:57,106 --> 00:24:01,250
Could anyone have overheard her
arranging to meet you?
387
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:03,185
Most of the women
at the Carsley Ladies Society.
388
00:24:03,186 --> 00:24:06,505
Sarah, Josephine, Harriet Parr...
389
00:24:06,506 --> 00:24:08,425
Harriet Parr!
390
00:24:08,426 --> 00:24:10,226
Of course!
391
00:24:11,386 --> 00:24:15,660
Maybe Mrs Josephs had something
on Harriet about Bladen.
392
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,545
Does Bill say anything
in his little black book
393
00:24:18,546 --> 00:24:21,905
about any of the neighbours seeing
anyone entering Mrs Josephs' house?
394
00:24:21,906 --> 00:24:25,625
No-one. But it does say here
395
00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:28,906
the murderer could have used
the field at the back of the house.
396
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:34,825
The thing is, if I had murdered
Mrs Josephs
397
00:24:34,826 --> 00:24:36,505
by injecting her with something,
398
00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:40,265
I wouldn't leave that something
lying about in amongst
her bottles and pills.
399
00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:44,865
With you so far. So what would I do?
I would hurl it out the car window
at the first opportunity,
400
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:47,266
probably somewhere round about here.
401
00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:56,106
The killer injected Mrs Josephs
with a sandal?
402
00:24:56,946 --> 00:24:59,905
Well, if you've got
any better ideas... No.
403
00:24:59,906 --> 00:25:03,250
But I'm supposed to be seeing Silly
soon. What are you thinking, Gem?
404
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,825
Agatha's right,
but they'd be all indecisive.
405
00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:09,505
So they'd think about chucking it,
but then they'd stop...
406
00:25:09,506 --> 00:25:12,225
They'd be effing and blinding...
407
00:25:12,226 --> 00:25:15,825
"Why did she effing have to do that,
silly old bag?
408
00:25:15,826 --> 00:25:18,265
"Why couldn't she keep her effing
nose out of it?"
409
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,945
They'd be ranting...
Take it further up the road...
410
00:25:20,946 --> 00:25:22,985
Yeah. Round about...
411
00:25:22,986 --> 00:25:26,385
to here, where you'd chuck
the whatsit out the car
412
00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:28,425
and it would land, well,
round about here,
413
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,250
where that funny little bottle is.
414
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,585
No! Don't touch it!
415
00:25:31,586 --> 00:25:33,866
You'll contaminate the evidence.
416
00:25:34,706 --> 00:25:36,306
Epinephrine.
417
00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:38,945
I know about that from my Army days.
418
00:25:38,946 --> 00:25:40,745
It's adrenaline,
419
00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:43,625
which, if injected,
can cause a heart attack.
420
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:46,465
I knew it! Natural causes(!)
421
00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:49,745
Which one of our motley crew
of suspects would know
about adrenaline?
422
00:25:49,746 --> 00:25:53,106
Well, there's Pendlebury
and his silly daughter.
423
00:25:54,466 --> 00:25:57,745
But Mrs Harriet
butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth
Parr? Really?
424
00:25:57,746 --> 00:25:59,265
Fair point.
425
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,985
Although she did used to be
a district nurse.
426
00:26:01,986 --> 00:26:04,145
Oh. Oh, we have to tell Bill.
427
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:07,745
Right, you need to stay here
and guard the bottle.
428
00:26:07,746 --> 00:26:09,825
You can go and tell Bill.
429
00:26:09,826 --> 00:26:13,146
Roy, Jack. I'll go and confront
Harriet Parr.
430
00:26:18,346 --> 00:26:20,906
SHE KNOCKS
431
00:26:27,946 --> 00:26:31,665
I want to talk to you about
Mrs Josephs... and Paul Bladen.
432
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:33,586
Come in.
433
00:26:47,426 --> 00:26:49,466
Hello, James. Hi.
434
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,945
Silly. So sorry.
435
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:58,625
So, as a district nurse,
you must have given out injections
willy-nilly.
436
00:26:58,626 --> 00:27:01,425
Yes, at times. Why are you asking?
437
00:27:01,426 --> 00:27:03,225
I think I'm just gonna
cut to the chase.
438
00:27:03,226 --> 00:27:05,345
I know about you and Paul.
439
00:27:05,346 --> 00:27:07,905
And I know that Percy found out.
440
00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:09,865
But that didn't stop you.
441
00:27:09,866 --> 00:27:13,105
Which is why you took a perfectly
healthy goldfish to the vet's.
442
00:27:13,106 --> 00:27:15,105
But Percy followed you, didn't he?
443
00:27:15,106 --> 00:27:19,665
So you couldn't see Paul.
And even that didn't stop you.
I don't know what you mean.
444
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,825
It was you I spoke to on the phone,
wasn't it, pretending to be
his wife?
445
00:27:22,826 --> 00:27:24,345
What happened?
446
00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:28,825
Did you and Paul have a row
and did Mrs Josephs know
how you felt about him?
447
00:27:28,826 --> 00:27:31,425
And she threatened to tell
the whole village? No!
448
00:27:31,426 --> 00:27:33,985
I just wanted to see Paul.
449
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,825
He was so young and so brave.
450
00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:40,785
He was going to found
a veterinary hospital
for medium to large animals.
451
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,546
I could never harm him.
452
00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:47,506
Get out. Just get out!
453
00:27:55,386 --> 00:27:57,625
There's something I wanted to ask you.
454
00:27:57,626 --> 00:28:00,185
Do you think there's something wrong
with me?
455
00:28:00,186 --> 00:28:02,250
Am I not attractive?
456
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,145
No. No, not at all.
457
00:28:04,146 --> 00:28:05,465
Oh.
458
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,345
I didn't think so. No. No, no.
459
00:28:07,346 --> 00:28:09,785
No, you're VERY attractive.
460
00:28:09,786 --> 00:28:13,505
Why would you think otherwise?
Because of Paul Bladen.
461
00:28:13,506 --> 00:28:15,305
I tried everything.
462
00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:17,745
I threw myself at him, literally.
463
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:20,946
Bared my soul and... more.
464
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,585
He just wasn't interested.
465
00:28:23,586 --> 00:28:27,505
I'm sure it's not that.
Everyone thinks I'm this spoilt
little rich girl, but I'm not.
466
00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,105
We're completely skint.
467
00:28:29,106 --> 00:28:32,145
Is that why your father
didn't want Bladen to operate?
468
00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:34,106
I didn't know he didn't.
469
00:28:34,866 --> 00:28:37,905
Do you know where he was
when Bladen was killed?
470
00:28:37,906 --> 00:28:39,545
Yeah, sure.
471
00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:42,465
He was with me in London. We had a
meeting at the bank first thing.
472
00:28:42,466 --> 00:28:44,666
We didn't get back till the evening.
473
00:28:47,266 --> 00:28:49,545
Oh, right, where's Jimbo, then?
474
00:28:49,546 --> 00:28:53,425
Anyway, I was telling everyone
about the swearing.
I was just messing about.
475
00:28:53,426 --> 00:28:57,185
And that is when we found it. Here
we are, look. He's put in a marker.
476
00:28:57,186 --> 00:29:01,945
The bottle with the adrenaline
in it used to kill Mrs Josephs.
477
00:29:01,946 --> 00:29:03,945
It's probably got fingerprints on it.
478
00:29:03,946 --> 00:29:06,226
What bottle?
479
00:29:10,786 --> 00:29:13,145
Agatha's not going to be happy.
480
00:29:13,146 --> 00:29:15,186
True, generally.
481
00:29:21,706 --> 00:29:23,865
Aggie.
482
00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:26,586
THEY CHAT
483
00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:33,345
James, what are you doing here
with HER?! You were supposed to stay
with the bottle,
484
00:29:33,346 --> 00:29:36,145
because that could have been
the incriminating evidence
485
00:29:36,146 --> 00:29:39,225
that could have nailed Percy.
Percy? What happened to Harriet?
486
00:29:39,226 --> 00:29:43,665
Never mind Harriet!
This is the medicine bottle
you told me about? Yeah. What?
487
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:46,505
I can't believe you've told her.
No, it's fine.
488
00:29:46,506 --> 00:29:48,905
She was with her father
when Bladen was at the farm.
489
00:29:48,906 --> 00:29:53,145
Which rules them out, no?
Right, OK. Who else have you told?
490
00:29:53,146 --> 00:29:55,145
Anyone else? About the bottle.
491
00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:57,505
Could anyone have overheard you,
maybe, in the pub?
492
00:29:57,506 --> 00:30:00,250
Sarah, Jean...
493
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,985
Josephine... Brilliant(!)
Loads of people.
494
00:30:02,986 --> 00:30:04,985
And that woman who kept eyeing you up.
495
00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,146
Excuse me, can you just...
496
00:30:08,946 --> 00:30:12,425
What woman?
The blonde with the Brummie accent.
497
00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:16,345
The vet's secretary. Chloe Mabbs,
yeah. And she's after the barman.
498
00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:19,250
So maybe Bladen dumped her
and she wasn't happy.
499
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:23,785
She would have had access
to adrenaline. Right, so how
do we find her? Friday night...
500
00:30:23,786 --> 00:30:26,465
Jesters in Evesham.
That's where everyone goes.
501
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:29,345
I have to tell DCI Wilkes. Must you?
502
00:30:29,346 --> 00:30:32,426
MUSIC POUNDS
503
00:30:34,106 --> 00:30:36,650
What is this music?
504
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:41,506
Acid house funk techno trance
dub stuff.
505
00:30:43,186 --> 00:30:44,825
There she is!
506
00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:48,425
We can't chat to Chloe
on the dancefloor, can we?
507
00:30:48,426 --> 00:30:51,105
We need to create a distraction.
508
00:30:51,106 --> 00:30:53,706
Someone's going to have to go in there.
509
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,945
I'm in charge. Leave it to me.
510
00:30:58,946 --> 00:31:00,706
Thank you.
511
00:31:02,346 --> 00:31:04,250
Brilliant!
512
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:07,186
What's he doing?
He's creating a distraction.
513
00:31:09,586 --> 00:31:12,225
Coming through. Police business.
Out the way. Thank you.
514
00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:15,385
Right, Mr DJ, cut the music.
515
00:31:15,386 --> 00:31:18,865
MUSIC STOPS
Thank you. Police business.
516
00:31:18,866 --> 00:31:21,250
CROWD MUTTERS DISAPPROVAL
517
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,385
Away, please. Make a bit of room.
518
00:31:23,386 --> 00:31:26,265
CROWD HECKLES HIM
519
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:29,186
MUSIC: Word Up by Cameo
520
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:33,946
Oh, my sweet goodness.
521
00:31:36,426 --> 00:31:38,866
CHEERING
522
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:45,906
A word. Were you eavesdropping
on him in the pub?
Him?! Do me a favour!
523
00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:51,225
Why did you leave your job?
No Bladen to ogle - no fun.
524
00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:55,345
Did you go out with him? No chance!
He only went for rich bitches.
525
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,225
I've not got a penny.
526
00:31:57,226 --> 00:31:59,265
Nor has Cecilia.
527
00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:01,745
Maybe that's why he didn't go for her.
528
00:32:01,746 --> 00:32:03,185
Whereas...
529
00:32:03,186 --> 00:32:05,625
Whereas what?!
Harriet Parr isn't rich!
530
00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:09,265
Yes, she is. Percy's so tight,
she's got a fortune.
531
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:14,266
Well, why did Bladen need money?
For his animal hospital
for medium to large animals.
532
00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:19,666
He wined them, dined them, shagged
them, and then asked them for money.
533
00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,626
♪ Word up! ♪
534
00:32:29,146 --> 00:32:31,786
CHEERING
535
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,905
Calm down! Calm down!
536
00:32:36,906 --> 00:32:40,386
CHURCH BELL STRIKES THE HOUR
537
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:54,505
Look...
538
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,546
About Bladen.
539
00:32:57,386 --> 00:33:00,586
It's not like you were to know.
I don't want to talk about it.
540
00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:05,905
We're going to find out
who killed Mrs Josephs,
because she was a good woman.
541
00:33:05,906 --> 00:33:08,706
And then I'm going to go
and join a nunnery.
542
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:12,386
You can't do that! Why not?
543
00:33:14,546 --> 00:33:16,986
I'd... miss... all this.
544
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:19,666
And...
545
00:33:20,426 --> 00:33:22,866
...I'd miss you.
546
00:33:23,746 --> 00:33:28,826
James, you're only doing this
because you're bored
and you've got writer's block.
547
00:33:29,706 --> 00:33:31,666
I'm not stupid.
548
00:34:05,866 --> 00:34:07,586
Hodge!
549
00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:10,505
YAWNING
550
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:13,145
You got some sleep, then? Yeah.
551
00:34:13,146 --> 00:34:16,786
Well, I think I drifted off about five.
552
00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:21,505
The cards and cakes of support
are from the villagers.
553
00:34:21,506 --> 00:34:24,505
The flowers are from Josephine Webster
554
00:34:24,506 --> 00:34:28,585
and Sarah says not to worry -
there's already a search party
out for Hodge.
555
00:34:28,586 --> 00:34:30,266
Oh!
556
00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:32,666
Hodge!
557
00:35:07,746 --> 00:35:09,866
Well, would you look at that!
558
00:35:12,826 --> 00:35:14,865
So why Josephine Webster?
559
00:35:14,866 --> 00:35:17,945
Well, she's a widow
and she's got stacks of cash.
560
00:35:17,946 --> 00:35:21,905
She was at the ladies nights,
so she could've easily heard
Mrs Josephs talking to me.
561
00:35:21,906 --> 00:35:24,985
And she was in the pub when James
was spouting off about the bottle.
562
00:35:24,986 --> 00:35:29,505
And she was the one spreading the
word about who Bladen had gone out
with. But maybe, just maybe,
563
00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:32,186
she neglected to include herself.
564
00:35:33,186 --> 00:35:34,745
She's going.
565
00:35:34,746 --> 00:35:36,786
Where's she going?
566
00:35:37,746 --> 00:35:39,826
Let's follow her.
567
00:35:45,786 --> 00:35:47,586
Quick!
568
00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:19,250
Him!
569
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,225
What's she doing with him?!
570
00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:23,305
What's he doing with HER?!
571
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,665
Maybe you're right.
Maybe they have got Hodge.
572
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,665
Park Hodge just for a second.
573
00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:31,225
We all know that Bladen tried it on
with every fishwife, every...
574
00:36:31,226 --> 00:36:34,585
Lots of people,
and therefore, possibly her.
575
00:36:34,586 --> 00:36:37,145
And as we can see,
576
00:36:37,146 --> 00:36:39,545
Rice is clearly enjoying her company.
577
00:36:39,546 --> 00:36:43,385
So what if he had a grudge
against Bladen and killed him?
How can we prove that?
578
00:36:43,386 --> 00:36:47,305
I could go to the surgery,
check the appointments book,
see if he was there that morning.
579
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:50,106
And what do I do? Just a second.
580
00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,306
Excuse me!
581
00:36:57,260 --> 00:37:01,650
They're booked in for dinner at
seven, so they're not going to be
going anywhere soon.
582
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:03,505
You stay here and watch them.
I'll go to the surgery,
583
00:37:03,506 --> 00:37:07,305
check the appointments book
and have a little look for Hodge.
And I just stand here?
584
00:37:07,306 --> 00:37:12,626
Why not? Or you could salve your
conscience and, er... contact Jack.
585
00:37:31,906 --> 00:37:33,585
Jack.
586
00:37:33,586 --> 00:37:35,385
What are you doing here?
587
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,626
This is where I've been staying.
588
00:37:38,906 --> 00:37:42,865
I honestly did not want it
to be like this.
589
00:37:42,866 --> 00:37:45,386
But at the end of the day...
590
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:49,305
I shouldn't have been a coward,
and I'm sorry.
591
00:37:49,306 --> 00:37:51,665
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
592
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:56,666
And I never... ever wanted to cause
any problems in your life.
593
00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,265
But the truth is...
594
00:37:59,266 --> 00:38:01,105
you and I...
595
00:38:01,106 --> 00:38:02,745
We're just not meant to be.
596
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:05,426
HE SIGHS HEAVILY
597
00:38:06,906 --> 00:38:10,866
Will the woman who was asking about
you earlier be joining you, sir?
598
00:38:11,866 --> 00:38:14,986
Blonde hair, sharp bob, lots of colour?
599
00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:33,505
SHE WHISPERS: Hodgy!
600
00:38:33,506 --> 00:38:35,650
My little man!
601
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,826
Don't worry - if you're in here,
I'm coming for you.
602
00:38:39,746 --> 00:38:42,226
Just after I've done this.
603
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,825
Tuesday...
604
00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:48,786
Thursday...
605
00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:53,306
Bingo! He WAS out the day
Bladen died!
606
00:38:56,266 --> 00:38:58,746
Gemma, where's Agatha?
607
00:39:03,306 --> 00:39:05,265
Who'd have thought it?
608
00:39:05,266 --> 00:39:07,345
You finally being straight with me.
609
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:09,346
I meant everything I said.
610
00:39:10,106 --> 00:39:12,425
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
611
00:39:12,426 --> 00:39:15,660
PHONE RINGS
612
00:39:18,946 --> 00:39:21,666
Where are you, and where's Agatha?
613
00:39:23,386 --> 00:39:25,826
More to the point, where's the vet?
614
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,465
MEOWING Ssh!
615
00:39:31,466 --> 00:39:33,666
Be quiet!
616
00:39:34,986 --> 00:39:37,985
Tewks! What are you doing here?
617
00:39:37,986 --> 00:39:40,506
You're supposed to be dead.
618
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,225
You haven't seen Hodge, have you?
619
00:39:43,226 --> 00:39:44,665
Hodgy!
620
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:46,866
Hey, Mister!
621
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,985
Hello, my wee man!
622
00:39:50,986 --> 00:39:54,345
YOU, Hodge, are coming home with me.
623
00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:56,106
I'm not sure he is, actually.
624
00:40:00,826 --> 00:40:03,825
You can't kill me.
The police will know.
625
00:40:03,826 --> 00:40:06,545
Do you think? I'm not sure.
626
00:40:06,546 --> 00:40:09,105
I could have discovered you
breaking into my surgery.
627
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:12,425
Why did you kill Bladen...
let alone Mrs Josephs?
628
00:40:12,426 --> 00:40:15,225
No, she was a mistake. A mistake?!
629
00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:17,505
Josephine told me she wanted to
talk to you.
630
00:40:17,506 --> 00:40:23,105
I thought she knew something.
I confronted her. She was confused.
I lost my temper.
631
00:40:23,106 --> 00:40:25,545
What about Bladen -
was he a mistake too?
632
00:40:25,546 --> 00:40:28,865
Paul could have been a great vet,
but he wanted to run
before he could walk.
633
00:40:28,866 --> 00:40:31,225
I knew he'd be good for business.
634
00:40:31,226 --> 00:40:34,745
He didn't like dealing with pets. He
wanted to build an animal hospital.
635
00:40:34,746 --> 00:40:36,905
And for that, he needed money.
636
00:40:36,906 --> 00:40:40,265
So he started fleecing women
left, right and centre.
637
00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:42,505
Including Josephine.
638
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:43,865
Yes.
639
00:40:43,866 --> 00:40:48,665
I'd spent years waiting for her.
Waiting for the day
when she saw that I was the one.
640
00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:52,145
Instead, he steamed in there,
wined her and dined her, and...
641
00:40:52,146 --> 00:40:54,650
Broke her heart.
642
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:57,265
I knew he was up at Pendlebury,
so I went up there
to have it out with him.
643
00:40:57,266 --> 00:40:59,345
And when I got there,
644
00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:01,306
I saw this.
645
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:10,250
Why should Paul have everything?
Why should he get what he wants?
646
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:13,745
You don't have the monopoly
on being a sad loser.
None of us get what we want!
647
00:41:13,746 --> 00:41:16,785
What we do is we find people
who are all right.
648
00:41:16,786 --> 00:41:19,465
And we cling to them. Good people.
649
00:41:19,466 --> 00:41:21,705
Like Mrs Josephs.
650
00:41:21,706 --> 00:41:24,105
She can't even tell me
her Christian name.
651
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,986
AGATHA YELLS
652
00:41:28,146 --> 00:41:30,386
< YELLING
653
00:41:38,346 --> 00:41:39,465
Rice!
654
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:41,260
Aargh!
655
00:41:48,626 --> 00:41:50,425
Castration forceps.
656
00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:52,666
Nice work, Gemma.
657
00:41:57,786 --> 00:41:59,986
MEOWING
658
00:42:01,106 --> 00:42:04,505
I thought Tewks had... Oh, yeah.
No, Mrs J was just confused,
659
00:42:04,506 --> 00:42:09,665
because the vet was only keeping him
in overnight cos he had that
whiffy breath stomach thing.
660
00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:12,505
Anyway, sorted now, cos Ags
is adopting him. Where is she?
661
00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:14,545
At Mrs Josephs'.
662
00:42:14,546 --> 00:42:17,260
MEOWING
663
00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:25,826
SHE SOBS
664
00:42:28,466 --> 00:42:30,586
Oh!
665
00:42:38,506 --> 00:42:40,986
SHE SNIFFS
666
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:45,586
Judith.
667
00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:48,546
Her name was Judith.
668
00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:54,906
SHE SOBS
669
00:42:57,746 --> 00:43:00,145
You're gonna get snot
all over your jacket.
670
00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:02,186
I don't care.
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