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What an awesome trip
to the summer time planet.
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Yeah, I've been dying to get
one of these Uber Soakers!
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What's next? We're going
to run some errands!
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Errands!
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Welcome to planet Lobius,
everyone!
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What are we here for exactly?
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I need to pick up a roll of film
I had developed.
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Why'd you come here
to get it developed?
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They're the only planet
that still does it.
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Whoa!
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Aah!
Whoo!
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Hey, you know how you just said
"whoo" really loud?
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Yeah? Well, never say
that on this planet.
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These people are very sensitive
to sound.
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So, be respectful
and please keep it down.
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No problem.
Easy enough.
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Whoa!
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♪
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Kids these days.
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Do you mind?!
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Oh, sorry, ma'am.
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Woof! Woof! Woof!
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Oh no, Rufus, that is too much.
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I'll be done in a jiffy!
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I'm gonna see what they got
for hair gel.
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Wonder if they've got
cinnamon toothpicks.
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Ha!
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Ugh! Rrr!
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Oh, no.
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What's going on?!
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Uh...
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we should probably leave.
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You're under arrest!
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On what charge!
Making a ruckus.
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Typical. They would do
something like this.
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Hey, innocent
until proven guilty!
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Oh, you know they did it!
Oh yeah.
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Who's the old lobe?
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That's the Auricle.
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The oldest, most respected ear
on Lobius.
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Shouldn't they call him
the Earicle?
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It really seems
like a missed opportunity.
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Order, order in the court.
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Prosecution will now give
its opening remarks.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Lady-ears and gentle-ears
of the jury.
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We are here to prove
beyond a reasonable doubt
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that Mordecai and Rigby
intentionally caused a ruckus
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and should
be punished sev-earely.
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Thank you.
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Public defend-ear,
how do you plead?
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Uh, "not guilty."
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All right.
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Prosecut-ear,
call your first witness.
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Gladly, Your Honor.
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I call Mordecai to the stand.
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Place your hand on the Auricle
if you swear to tell the truth,
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the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
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I swear.
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Mordecai, would you be so kind
as to tell these folks
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what transpired earlier today?
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You know, when you
and your friend made that
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horrible noise downtown?
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We can explain.
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I'm 100% ready to listen.
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He really should have said,
"I'm all ears!"
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It's right there!
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So, Rigby and I just got
these cool new Uber Soakers.
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Rigby tried to squirt me,
but he missed, and...
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and it was all
just a big accident, okay?!
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Oh! An "accident?!"
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Why don't you tell that to poor
little Jesse down in the ICU!
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Good gracious.
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Jesse had already been hit
by a car,
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but that loud noise interrupted
his favorite show.
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Very tragic.
No more questions.
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You gotta help us, man.
We're dying out there!
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Don't worry.
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All I've gotta do is present
these records that prove
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you were nowhere near
that phone booth.
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Our case doesn't have anything
to do with a phone booth!
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Wait, is this room 17?
No, it's not!
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I now call Rigby to the stand.
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So, what would you say happened,
Mr. Rigby?
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Like Mordecai said...
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Uber Soaker, accident,
loud noise, boom!
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Watch your volume, son,
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or I'll hold you in contempt!
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Oh, geez!
Come on, can't you do something?
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Uh, uh...
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I'd like to call for a recess,
Your Honor!
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Make it quick.
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What we need is uh...
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Oh!
Character witnesses!
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You know,
people who would testify
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that you would never
make a loud noise on purpose.
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Say that you're not troublemakers,
that sort of thing.
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I think our friends
could do that.
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Yeah. If there's anybody we can
count on, it's our friends.
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So, Benson.
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You're Mordecai and Rigby's boss.
Yes.
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No more questions, Your Honor.
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Wh-what was that?!
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I'm just getting 'em warmed up!
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So, Mr. Benson.
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Mordecai and Rigby would never,
say, whoo,
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make a loud noise like today
on purpose?
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Whoooooooa! USA! USA! USA!
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No.
Hmm. I see.
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And what is your job?
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I'm a park manager.
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Ah, park manager.
Park manager.
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Done that all your life,
have you?
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Uh, no, sir.
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Mm, what was your job
before that?
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Well, I don't mean to brag, but
I was a professional drummer.
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We are supposed to take the word
of a drummer?!
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A man of
the forbidden instrument?
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He knows nothing
of peace and quiet,
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and therefore I move
to throw out his testimony!
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Let it be stricken
from the record!
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Eileen, don't fail me now!
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Mrs...
Ms. Roberts, uh...
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how do you know the defendants, Rigby?
We're dating.
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Ah, really?
I knew it!
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This whole time I've been
like "are they" but... Ahem!
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In your opinion, would Rigby
intentionally make a loud noise?
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Oh, no.
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Rigby might make mistakes
from time to time
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but who doesn't?
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Like sometimes he talks
when my shows are on.
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But he always whispers.
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And it's usually just to ask
how my day was!
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Aww! Oh, aren't they
just the cutest?
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L-let the record show
that this is adorable.
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No further questions.
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Boy, that Rigby
sounds like a heck of a guy.
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Would you say
he's a calm person?
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Uh, yes.
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But how does he express himself
when he's not calm?
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When he's all riled up?
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Uh, well, he says, um...
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It's really funny.
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He says, "Stop talking."
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Hm, he says it just like that,
does he?
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I mean more in his voice.
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How would that voice sound,
Ms. Roberts, in his voice?
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It would... sound like...
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Go on, Ms. Roberts.
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I don't know.
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I think you do, Ms. Roberts.
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I...
We don't have all day.
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I...
How does he say it?!
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Stop talking!
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Hm, no more questions.
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Your Honor, I'd like to call
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a series of incriminating
witnesses to the stand.
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Who else are they gonna call?
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Mordecai and Rigby?
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They got me caught in
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one of the loudest shoot outs
I've ever heard!
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They cut the moon in twain!
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Never heard such a terrible
thing in all my life.
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You know what it sounds like to
hear yourself explode...
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twice?
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I've heard enough.
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We will now have the jury
delib-earate.
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I really feel like
that did not go over well.
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No way!
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That Eileen and Rigby thing
killed!
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There's no way they'll find
you...
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Guilty!
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We find the defendants guilty!
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Okay. Okay, Okay.
Don't worry.
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He'll probably just give you
a slap on the wrist.
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Judge may look tough,
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but it's been decades since
anyone's been sentenced to...
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Life in prison!
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The penalty for your crimes
is life in prison!
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What happened
to a slap on the wrist!
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We don't have wrists!
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We're all ears!
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There it is!
Uh...
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it says here we're allowed
a leniency thingy!
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Y'know, with the Auricle!
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Ooh. The Auricle.
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Seriously?
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We're gonna go all the way out
to the Auricle's house for this?
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It's the law.
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♪
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I feel terrible!
Ack! My cartilage is achy.
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And someone keeps messing
with the thermostat.
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Why don't you take
your medicine?
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Oh, I hate that show!
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No, I said
"take your medicine!"
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I don't like that show either!
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Oh. I think some people
are here for a pardon.
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Won't that be some fun?
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No, that show's not on tonight.
We'll have to record it.
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Okay, guys.
Approach the Auricle.
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Sir, my name's Mordecai,
and this is my friend, Rigby.
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And we were just sentenced
to life in prison
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for making a really loud noise.
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We were just here
for a quick stop!
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And it was all an accident!
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We didn't mean to cause
any trouble!
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And, well, can you forgive us,
please?
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I've heard a lot of crazy things
in my time,
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but I did not hear
a lick of that.
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You are gonna have to speak up.
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Um, so Mordecai and I...
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Closer! I won't bite ya!
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Mordecai and I...
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Ah! Whoa!
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I'm sorry.
The audacity!
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First you barge in here
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screaming
at the top of your lungs
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and then you assault me?!
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It was an accident!
Please!
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No pardon!
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I find these two
beyond a reasonable doubt
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guilty as sin
for assaulting the Auricle!
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Take them away!
No!
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Rigby!
Eileen! The Uber Soakers!
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Ugh.
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Whoa!
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♪
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Stay back!
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Easy, man!
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Wh-what is that,
some kind of dangerous weapon?
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It is absolutely
a dangerous weapon!
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This has all been
one crazy misunderstanding!
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Now you're gonna let us go
before... Aah!
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Aah!
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Auricle!
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Somebody get him an earologist!
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I'm okay. I'm fine.
I don't need an earologist.
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You heard me?
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Yeah, yeah! I heard ya!
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But your horn
is all the way over there.
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He can hear.
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By lobe!
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I haven't heard this well
since before my Woodstock days.
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I used to stock wood
at my father's lumber mill.
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But how?
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Well, I guess, uh...
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Uber Soaker.
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This man right here must've
flushed out my gutty works
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when he shot me
with his water pistol.
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Now I'm the Auricle
and I knew that.
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Boys, I'm gonna let you go.
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Yeah!
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However, I'm gonna need to take
your water pistol.
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These works
get gutty real quick.
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No way!
Leave it!
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But...
All: Leave it!
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Fine.
Here, take it.
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Well, thank you kindly, child.
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Well, that was pretty crazy!
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Glad Recap got that film
developed though.
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Hope it was worth it!
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Yep!
Totally worth it!
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