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Ain't no cause to make a building like this.

Have you ever been called arrogant?

I don't know what that means, but these plans is bizarre.

That's all there is to it. Follow the blueprint.

I said, I don't understand these plans,

I don't understand you.

When the job is done.

- You want 'em all dead? - All dead.

Back in a flash.

All dead. All dead. All dead.

So, how is it that we're still here,

but the whole of the universe is going down the cosmic shitter?

- Maybe we're the last to get flushed. - Wasn't talking to you.

Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?

- Or Dad? - They'll be here.

Really? Did they... hit traffic?

Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right?

We're the only ones who can save the universe.

- Uh, question. - Yes.

Didn't we just try that and fail miserably?

- Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid. - Mm.

- I got a better one. - 'Course you do.

We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator.

You guys do some science, and...

... we launch the Kugelblitz into outer space.

Didn't think I knew that, did ya?

It's in Switzerland.

It's "hadron,"

not "hard-on,"

ya moron!

Oi! At least he's trying, you shitty little squid.

What have you contributed?

Actually, he did blow up half his family.

Oh, you wanna talk about family problems?

You know what should have blown up is your face on that neck!

I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face!

What are you talking about?

- You better cut that out... - Shut up!

Hey! You guys done?

The universe is disappearing outside.

So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic

if it makes you feel better.

But the fact remains that we are too late.

Five, come on.

It's over, Luther. We failed.

Come on. It can't be over over.

Yeah, come on, Five. We gotta figure this out, man.

Okay. How about we take a step back?

Look at the big picture here.

Most of us have spent the last 28 days

trying to stop the world from ending.

What exactly have we accomplished?

Well, we made some friends along the way.

Incorrect!

You know what we've done?

Nothing. We made things worse every single time.

Amen to that.

Look, when I went to the Commission,

I had a conversation with my 100-year-old self.

And my last words were, "Don't save the world."

"Don't save the world"?

"Don't save the world."

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Is it? Well, whatever we're doing's not working.

All we ever do is save the world for a day,

pat ourselves on the back, and then everything goes to shit again.

Yeah, maybe we're the problem.

Oh, yeah. Us.

So, wait.

Your big plan is

no plan?

Exactly. Conscientious objection.

Why the hell not? We've tried everything else.

Look, maybe this is just what the universe needs.

I say, embrace the apocalypse. See what's on the other side.

What if it's... nothing?

Then it's been nice knowing you all.

Whatever's on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now.

Well, on that... super happy note,

we've, um...

- Oh, what the hell. - Okay.

We've, uh, got a little announcement to make.

We're engaged!

Kill me, Jesus.

Idiots.

Now?

Yeah. Look, we realize the timing is less than ideal.

But, obviously, it's now or never. Am I right, Five?

Don't drag me into this, please.

What... Whatever time we have left, we wanna spend it with all of you.

So we're super pumped

if you would join us in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m.

for a celebration of our love,

and the official union

of what's left of our two great families.

Dress code is creative black-tie.

Mr. Rodo.

Sir Reginald, welcome back.

It's been quite some time.

You two know each other?

Of course we do. I own this hotel.

- Where are the children? - They're upstairs, sir.

- Very good. Ready my suite, Mr. Rodo. - Right away, sir.

- Come on then, my boy. - Did you just say you owned this hotel?

No time to discuss the finer points of real estate investment just now.

- We must strike while the iron is hot. - Stick a pin in it.

But, Daddy-o, we can't go in there all guns a-blazing.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying. Try not to be overly...

... you, 'kay?

Just follow my lead, Klaus.

Wow!

And you did all of this yourself?

Luther helped too. We stayed up all night.

Amazing.

- Dad? - Klaus.

- Hey. - Oh, thank God.

Gather 'round, children. Quickly now!

- The hell have you been? - Oh, Reg and I.

We got all tangled up

in a whole father-son end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing.

- You know? - You two are hanging now?

Yeah, we laughed, we cried, we played in traffic,

and long story short, I'm immortal now.

Whoa, wait. You're what now?

Klaus, have you gotten into the bath salts again?

I think the more pertinent question is,

why are you all playing with jars?

They're invitations.

Nobody's playing.

Luther and I are getting married.

All of space and time is collapsing,

and you lot are planning a wedding?

Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um,

space is limited.

So it's kind of a per-plate situation, so, you know.

Is this how I raised you? To fiddle while Rome burns?

Remember what we talked about, Reg.

- Remember to breathe. - Quiet, I'm on a roll.

- Dad, have you been taking your pills? - As a matter of fact, I haven't.

And I can confirm that I've never felt better in my life.

You thought you could dope me up and slow me down,

take control of my affairs and squander my fortune.

Well, Klaus here was good enough to wean me off that wretched poison.

And now that the fog is lifting,

I can see all your dastardly designs with a bracing clarity.

You took him off his meds? What were you thinking?

He's the only one doing any thinking.

All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man.

The world really is ending! Oh my God.

As for the rest of you, your training is to resume post-haste.

We're running out of time. We have a mission to complete.

I'm ready. Let's do this.

Let me guess.

Project Oblivion?

How do you know about that?

I heard all about it from Pogo.

Now, there's a name I haven't heard in some time.

And he confirmed what I've always suspected about you.

- Which is? - That you're a sadistic lunatic

who's planning on gambling all of our lives

in another pointless mission.

And you'd take the word of a disgruntled chimp

over that of your own father?

Every damn day.

Nobody wants you here, Dad.

You should leave.

Hey, you don't speak for all of us, big guy.

Feel free to join him.

I see. So this is what it's come to.

Insurrection.

That's not the kind of erection we're driving for here, all right?

Everybody just needs to be cool.

Clearly, you guys are on a different chakra frequency right now.

Hey, Pops, let's go have a nice cup of tea in the suite.

- Let go of my arm. - Luther, Sloane.

Oh my God. I'm beyond thrilled.

You guys are gorgeous. Amazing. Send me your registry!

Hey, Viktor.

Um, I got a question.

Well, really, it's more of a request, um...

It's totally last minute, and...

The whole thing is last minute, but I...

What is it?

Will you be my best man?

You don't have to do much.

You just have to stand next to me

and make sure I don't act like an idiot.

You know.

I would love to.

Okay. Great.

Um, okay, so we're on a tight schedule.

The bachelor party is in 15 minutes, and not everyone is invited...

- What was that? - So...

Nothing, man.

Nothing.

Okay.

Are you still playing hard to get?

Quiet.

- I'm brainstorming. - Smells like it. Crack a window.

Look, I just got a lot of things to think through.

- Think what through? - The end of everything.

Mmm. Okay.

Well, while we're all waiting for the big breakthrough,

the boys are waiting downstairs before the wedding.

- I'm not going to that wedding. - Like hell you're not.

You're my plus-one. Get dressed!

I'm not going to no stupid wedding at the end of the world

when I'm supposed to be saving it, all right?

Our best bet was a human Rubik's Cube,

and he went kablooey. What do you suggest?

Gotta be somebody's ass we can kick. What are you doing?

- You're going to the wedding. - We got a kid to take care of.

You think I don't know that? I'm the one incubating that brat...

Then I don't get why you're not fighting harder for this.

Not all fights are worth fighting for.

Odds are, we don't survive this one.

I'll take those odds if it means

I get to spend it with you and the baby.

What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn't need anybody?

He met a crazy lady.

Changed his mind.

I love you, Diego,

but I'm not gonna go on some doomed mission

with your shaggy brother and senile father.

- You have to listen... - No.

You can spend tonight fighting your bloody apocalypse

or being with me.

Don't do that.

You can't have both.

Lila.

I choose you.

It seems I've miscalculated

just how much these children truly dislike me.

Oh, yeah, loathe you, despise you.

I mean, truly, deeply repelled by you.

That'll do.

Listen, Dad, these are sensitive souls we're dealing with here,

and they're already broken

and they don't need you to berate them any further.

But they'll never improve their capabilities

if they don't have an acute understanding

of how incredibly incompetent

and deeply disappointing they are.

There's such a thing as...

- Dad, can I talk to you? - Now's not a good time.

- It will only take a minute... - Not now! You were saying?

There's such a thing as catching more flies with honey.

You see what I'm saying? We're trying to make friends here.

Why should I want to befriend my own children?

That's for hippies and people with low self-esteem.

All I'm saying is,

why don't we try a little small talk

before we go, you know, full Stalin?

"Hey! How are you?"

"Oh my God, I love that

necktie pin waistcoat combo."

"Where'd you get that?"

"Can you believe this apocalyptic weather we're having?"

That type of thing.

Come on. Come over here.

Sit down. Have a drink.

I want you

to say something nice to me.

I dare you.

Go for it.

You have a well-proportioned forehead,

which tells me you're considerate yet easily excitable.

Great! Great!

Yeah, it could use some work, but, hey, you know.

Point is, they don't know you like I know you.

They just need a little time to warm up to this version of you.

Unfortunately, time is something of which we have very little.

Good thing we got a wedding to crash tonight, baby.

We do? Why? No one wants me there.

Oh, come on. They want you to earn being there.

Be a dad, not a boss. Dad, not a boss.

Trust me, you showing support for Luther is gonna go a long way.

Get it, Luther!

♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

♪ And I need you now tonight ♪

♪ I fuckin' need you more than ever... ♪

Doesn't he have the voice of an angel?

- Yeah, baby, hit those high notes. - Woo!

- ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ - Sing it, baby.

Can't believe Luther's the first one of us that gets hitched.

I can. I caught him marrying my action figures in, like, third grade.

Did not.

This isn't how I pictured our bachelors' party, you know?

Well, the world's running a little short on strippers

and tea cakes right now.

Just surprised you didn't invite Daddy Dearest to come join us.

Oh, come on. He's such a kind and thoughtful soul.

He's not like our Hargreeves. Au contraire.

But I'll admit I needed a break from the old dog.

♪ Nothing I can say ♪

♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪

- Oh... - Woo!

What're you SOBs so down in the mouth about? This is a party.

I'm just so glad we got to go out

with a big ol' bang while we still can.

Hey, here's to us.

Mm.

We've had a hell of a run.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Who's next?

Oh. That'd be me 'cause I have finally come to a decision.

What's it gonna be, maestro?

- It's gonna be a duet, my friend. - Oh!

Yay!

I feel so special!

Oh! This is gonna be good.

No karaoke is good. That's the point.

♪ Now, I've had the time of my life ♪

♪ No, I never felt this way before... ♪

Woo!

- ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ - All right!

♪ It's the truth... ♪

I'm gonna miss this.

♪ And I owe it all to you... ♪

Not me. These guys are the worst.

- ♪ Had the time of my life ♪ - That's not what I meant.

I know.

♪ And I owe it all to you ♪

I'm gonna miss them too.

Oh!

Gettin' funky in here!

Hey, will you do me one more favor?

Yeah, anything.

Talk to Allison.

- No. Come on. I can't... - Viktor, please.

And... And say what? "Why did you kill my friend"?

You really wanna compare body counts?

I just... I don't want her to be alone when all this ends, you know?

I mean, Five said it.

If there's anything on your bucket list, do it now.

Why does it have to be on my list?

Because she's always been good to you.

Better than the rest of us.

♪ 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency ♪

♪ Just remember... ♪

- Luther! - Oh!

Come on. Come on.

Viktor. Viktor, don't be shy. Diego, you too.

You don't want this.

Okay, screw it.

- Get in here, Diego! - Come on! Come on! Look lively!

♪ This could be love ♪

♪ Because ♪

♪ I've had ♪

♪ The time of my life ♪

♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪

♪ Yes, I swear ♪

- ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ - ♪ It's the truth ♪

♪ And I owe it all to you ♪

♪ 'Cause I've had ♪

♪ The time of my life ♪

♪ And I've searched through every open door ♪

♪ Till I found the truth... ♪

So it's official.

My ears are broken,

and the idiot with knives really can't sing.

Diego. You know his name is Diego.

Oh, whatever.

Maybe you should try and be nice to him and the others.

And why would I do that?

As much as I'd love to work out your anger issues right now,

I have to get back to this. The wedding is in an hour.

Fei is dead.

Yeah. I know. And so are the others.

Oh, so that's it?

You're just gonna turn your back on the Sparrow Academy?

I mean, you heard Dad. We have training to do.

Something big is about to go down.

I wish you were talking about my wedding.

Okay.

Sloane, listen to me...

No. You listen to me.

I'm sorry they didn't invite you to the bachelor party.

I don't... I don't care about that.

Yes, you do.

You care more about being invited to the bachelor party

than you do Fei or the others.

Or even saving the world.

That...

That's... That's crazy.

Is it?

You and I, we've never been alone.

It's always been the seven of us.

Now it's just you.

So congratulations, Ben. You're finally Number One

of one.

I'm a Sparrow, and so are you.

Not anymore.

What's so damn special about them anyway?

They're a real family.

They don't exist to sell action figures and tote bags.

We were more than that.

Were we?

Why is it so important for you to be a Sparrow?

Because I have nothing else.

Not sure this place is gonna be big enough.

This better be an open bar.

Hey, come on. It's for Luther. Let's perk up.

Wow.

I don't know. Normally, my tush looks good.

Ah, I see you've gone for the oversized button-down. Original.

You do realize there's no paparazzi here, right?

What? Dang it.

Listen to me, you two. This is my day, all right?

So if you two can just get along for a couple of hours,

you can consider that my wedding gift.

Well, he started it, so...

- You literally just started it. - Literally?

Bah, bah, bah!

My day!

Two hours. Do you think you can manage that?

Yeah, fine.

Thank you.

Wow.

Let's get this over with before I die of cringe.

Dearly beloved,

we're gathered here today for a good time, not a long time,

so let's have a good time, huh?

'Cause the sun can't shine every day.

Can I get an amen?

- Amen! - Amen!

Amen.

Luther, do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady?

I do.

Sloane, do you promise

to love and cherish this big hairy bastard

for the next 24 to 48 hours?

Give or take a day.

I'm gonna try.

Well, then...

I'm sorry.

I pronounce you married as shit!

Viva la apocalypse!

♪ I can't sleep ♪

♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪

♪ Don't ever look back ♪

♪ We drove to Cali ♪

♪ And got drunk on the beach ♪

♪ Got a motel and built a fort out of sheets ♪

♪ I finally found you ♪

♪ My missing puzzle piece ♪

♪ I'm complete ♪

♪ Let's go all ♪

♪ The way tonight ♪

♪ No regrets ♪

♪ Just love ♪

♪ We can dance... ♪

This is officially worse than the apocalypse.

Ah, there we are.

♪ You make me ♪

♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪

♪ Teenage dream ♪

♪ The way you turn me on ♪

♪ I can't sleep ♪

♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪

♪ Don't ever look back ♪

♪ My heart stops ♪

♪ When you look at me ♪

♪ Just one touch ♪

♪ Now, baby, I believe ♪

♪ This is real ♪

♪ So take a chance and don't ever look back ♪

♪ Don't ever look back ♪

♪ You make me ♪

♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪

♪ Teenage dream ♪

♪ The way you turn me on ♪

♪ I can't sleep ♪

♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪

It's five dollars for a four-by-five. Eight if you want two of them.

- You see that spread? - I'm impressed.

I made the whole cake.

Three tiers. Yeah. Have you tried this lamb?

- No. - It's so good.

- Is it? - Yeah.

Mm.

Let me try yours, but with the sauce.

- My lamb? - Yeah. Let me try your lamb.

- Cinco! Mi hermano. - Oh God.

What do you want?

Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now with a plan to save everything.

So what say you and I pop up to the suite for a little chitchat?

Are you like Frick and Frack with the old man now?

This dad's different. He's a turtle.

Hard on the outside,

but all cute and wrinkly

and occasionally delicious on the inside.

- Klaus? - Yeah?

Old dogs like me and him never change.

He has never had our best interests at heart.

So, my only plan for tonight

is to get fucked up beyond all recognition.

Sure.

- Have at it. - I shall!

Hmm.

Klaus, don't even think about going over there

and filling his empty head with bad ideas.

Moi? How dare...

You may be unkillable, but I'll find a way

to make sure that your time on this earthly plane

is chock-full of pain and suffering.

Got it?

Yeah. Sure.

Great. Big smile.

Bye.

Ow!

I got lamb.

How long before we can leave?

After the speeches.

I don't think I can last that long.

Oh, also, have you seen Dad?

Have a drink, Ben.

Relax.

For once in your pathetic life.

- Mazel tov to the Mr. and Mrs. - Hey, brother.

- Cheers. - Now, about Dad.

- No, no, no, no. - No.

- The answer's no, Klaus. - Baby, he's a changed man.

- No, the man is incapable of change. - Lulu, he's different.

He helped me conquer my childhood fears.

- Mm-hmm? - We played catch together.

Wait. You played catch with Dad?

Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that's kind of our thing.

I mean, you could find your own thing with him.

Would you stop? Listen, you're being duped.

- No, I'm not being duped. - No, you are, you are.

- In fact, worse. - Come on!

You're being enabled by your own father.

Yeah, but I really think if you just give him a little chance...

Klaus!

Babe, it's fine.

It's our wedding.

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Yeah. - I'm sorry.

Okay, that's good.

Listen, I'm just trying to enjoy my wedding, okay?

- And you should too. - Okay.

- Go have some salmon and a Jell-O cup. - That sounds nice.

- All right? - All right. Well, screw it, I tried.

Mm.

Did... Yeah, okay, this is my lamb.

That's your lamb.

I don't think he actually hates it.

We should do that later.

Oh.

What the hell is he doing here?

Hey.

It's okay.

It's not okay.

Let's just try and be civil.

For me?

Okay.

Okay.

He better not sit here.

- Swear to God, he better not sit here. - What is he doing here?

Yeah, keep walking.

- But who invited him? - Just suffer with us.

I can't get invited to a party, and he's invited to this?

- Wow. You really can't relax. - Now we're all here.

Ben?

Chill.

♪ I want to say to you ♪

♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪

- ♪ We could be falling in love ♪ - Psst.

♪ Some know you look lonely ♪

♪ Some say you just need a friend ♪

♪ I want to say to you ♪

♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪

♪ We could be falling in love ♪

♪ You and me are like birds in a tree... ♪

Is he eating a deviled egg with a knife and fork?

That's sad. That's making me sad.

You're introducing me.

- Now. Come. - No, I'm not. No, I'm not...

Go, go!

- Do you seriously want me... - Yeah, come on. Do I look okay?

Yeah, you look good.

Dad,

Lila.

Lila, Sir Reginald Hargreeves.

Mr. Hargreeves, what a pleasure.

Is that the trace of an East End accent I detect?

Good ear.

Mine was stamped out in favor of the Queen's.

Let me guess. Spitalfields?

- Close. Whitechapel. - You must know the Cat and Custard.

- Next to the Fox and Hound. - Best chippy in East London.

I would murder for a spot of mushy peas right about now.

So, how did you end up with this one?

Well, we met in a mental hospital.

I have no doubt.

Well, he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but he'll do.

Indeed.

She's quite the specimen.

Well done, my boy.

Thanks, Dad.

It is unfortunate timing.

Why?

You'd have made a superb father.

Hey, Ben-ihana. Don't hit me!

Hey, listen.

I know we ain't exactly been best buds in this timeline or whatever,

but, man, do I have a mission for you...

Ugh.

Charming.

- Ten people. - Huh?

- There are only ten people left. - Okay.

Drunk Ben clearly likes numbers and... shrimp.

And you couldn't even invite me to your stupid bachelor party.

Oh.

Have we finally flicked off bad Benny's hard candy shell?

Why don't you like me?

Because you're a huge puckering asshole.

- Okay, but you like the other Ben. - Yeah, we love the other Ben.

Why? What was so special about him?

Because he was a know-it-all.

He was a scold.

He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.

Those... Those are all bad things.

Yeah, but they looked great on him.

Okay, you know what? I am so much better than that other Ben.

- Mm-hmm? - I was Number One.

Twice.

Does Dad give a shit?

No. He was busy hanging out with you.

Oh, man, methinks you might be trying a little too hard.

Look around.

Nobody's polishing their boots or pressing their tights.

We're a complete and total shit show. Ya get it?

And our Ben, my Ben,

was just that kinda disaster,

and it made him ridiculously easy to love.

- I know it is customary... - Hey.

... for the father of the bride...

- I'm not in the mood. - Allison...

No, I get it. It's a wedding.

Everybody's drunk, and we're all supposed to be chummy.

But I'm not feeling it.

That's fine. You don't have to be in a festive mood.

But will you please just hear me out?

Sloane, ever since you were a little girl,

I've always known you were exceptionally bright.

And though I can't say I know Luther all that well,

from the few moments we have shared,

it seems you found yourself an adequate partner.

He just called Luther adequate.

Nicest thing he's ever said to him.

- The kerchief really softens him though. - Shh!

I acknowledge that, as a father, I was not without my faults.

I hope these shortcomings

will be seen as only a rough patch on an otherwise verdant lawn.

Look, I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

I lied, and...

I betrayed your trust.

But you're

more important to me than anything in this entire world.

Will you forgive me?

No.

I don't think I will.

I'm proud to call you my children.

Even those whom I raised in a revenant version of myself.

I hope that tonight we can create a few special memories

in whatever precious little time we have left.

If you won't forgive me, just know I forgive you.

For what?

And now, in closing...

I didn't do anything wrong.

You know, I'm

really tired of being the asshole that has to meet you halfway.

- I am tired of being a sucker. - You're the sucker?

Our whole lives, all you said you ever wanted was for us to be close,

and we finally got there,

and you fucked it up.

Not me.

Is this really how you wanna end things?

Don't worry. I'll sleep fine tonight.

The sun rises over a lily's field.

A mother veiled, her lips concealed.

The mourners come in droves of black

to bury what their hearts unpack.

With shallow breath and time eclipsed,

I pray you miss death's gentle kiss.

That makes no sense.

Beautiful! Bravo, Dad! Bravo!

I didn't think the old man had it in him.

All right, all right.

Time to turn those frowns upside down!

This one is for all the party people in the place.

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ Sit right down ♪

♪ Mr. Lonely ♪

♪ You're too late... ♪

- So, just to recap this night. - Mm-hmm?

Ben and Five are blotto drunk.

♪ Mr. Sadness... ♪

And Viktor and Allison almost punched each other out.

- Oh. Yeah. - Yeah.

And Dad recited a weirdly moving death poem.

Hm.

You know, that's not bad

for a Hargreeves family wedding at the end of the world.

You know, I didn't need a big to-do.

This is all I needed.

♪ I can't even offer you a smile... ♪

That used to be us.

We were never like that.

Gross.

That's more like it.

♪ Who planned things this way? ♪

♪ No offense ♪

♪ But you know ♪

♪ I'm still looking ♪

It's probably a good thing.

I would've been a shit mum.

I doubt that.

Hey, guys.

Hey, uh...

I saw.

And I... I appreciate you trying.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

- Hey, what? - No!

- Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here? - Come on!

- Hear me out before... - Hear him out.

The brother that you all knew as Ben

is gone.

And not... I don't mean our Ben, the nice Ben.

I mean this Ben.

The asshole, he's gone now.

- Gone. - Klaus, what are you talking about?

And the man that stands in front of you is new new Ben,

and he's one of us, and he's a member of the team.

- And he's part of the family! - ... part of the family!

And as a welcome gift, I suggest we throw him off the roof.

- Yeah. I'll help. - Come on.

You know what? You know what?

- He can stay. He can stay. - Why?

'Cause it's my wedding day, man. Come on. He can stay.

Yes!

I knew it, I knew it.

Hey, big guy. Awfully nice of you.

Yeah, you're... you're welcome.

Ooh! Whoa!

Holy smokes.

Hey, you know something?

Tonight is all I ever really wanted.

To get hitched?

Just... everybody coming together when it really matters.

One big real family.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl.

Actually, uh,

I think I'm hungry.

See ya, guys. I'm gonna hit the buffet.

Is he gonna be okay?

- It's Five. What do you think? - Maybe we should call it a night.

- Come on, it's early. - Good night, guys.

- Where we going? To bed? - The night's young.

Who is this guy?

Ben.

Where's he going? Where's he going?

This isn't the end.

Come on, who's up for some more...

- Scrabble? - ... karaoke. Yeah!

That's my cue.

- Good night. - Night.

With everything we've discussed,

it'd be folly to wait.

There is no time.

I can't do this without you.

Do we have a deal?

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