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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:54,196 Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. 2 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:57,034 You know what it means. Last week, 3 00:00:57,106 --> 00:01:04,376 the assignment was to write an essay about your family. 4 00:01:04,447 --> 00:01:07,939 - Who they... - Are! 5 00:01:08,017 --> 00:01:10,008 And what they... 6 00:01:10,086 --> 00:01:12,350 Mean to us! 7 00:01:12,421 --> 00:01:15,913 Excellent droning. So I want everyone to take out their essays. 8 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:20,596 We're going to read them aloud to the class right up here. 9 00:01:21,364 --> 00:01:29,100 My mom says that me and my dad have very healthy appetites. 10 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,902 My mom and dad are very religious. 11 00:01:31,974 --> 00:01:36,707 When they're in their bedroom at night, I always hear them yelling, “Jesus!” 12 00:01:36,779 --> 00:01:42,740 My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he is so full of sh... 13 00:01:42,818 --> 00:01:43,807 Brian! 14 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:47,253 My brother Jack is in eighth grade. 15 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:49,951 He told me to ask my dad who he voted for... 16 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,857 for... for President. 17 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:54,988 I did and my Dad said he's a total Bush-man. 18 00:01:55,064 --> 00:01:58,227 That made my brother laugh really hard. 19 00:01:59,302 --> 00:02:02,965 Whenever my Uncle Stu comes over to play pool with my dad, 20 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:08,170 my mom says the basement smells like a Cheech and Chong movie. 21 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:10,712 Well... it's like this. 22 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,408 My dog ate my paper. 23 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,473 I checked, but he didn't poop it out. 24 00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:19,487 What a lovely sentiment, Mr. Etheridge. 25 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:23,082 Maybe your dog can eat the zero you'll be receiving too. 26 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:26,993 - Aw, man! - Harsh. 27 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:30,226 Miss Trinké? It's your turn now. 28 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:46,181 My dad says life can be split into two categories: 29 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:49,377 New Jersey... and New York. 30 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,063 My dad was a Jersey boy who became the youngest 31 00:03:05,134 --> 00:03:08,262 and most successful music publicist in New York City. 32 00:03:08,337 --> 00:03:12,467 By the time he was 27, he had 100 people working for him. 33 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:17,137 And even though they all loved him, he loved them even more. 34 00:03:17,213 --> 00:03:20,671 My fellow flacks and spin doctors. 35 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,841 Salud. 36 00:03:22,918 --> 00:03:27,412 Daddy loved his job, but not as much as he loved my mom. 37 00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:31,482 Mommy was a book editor in New York City when her and Daddy met. 38 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,051 Daddy said their jobs were kind of the same... 39 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,894 they made slight corrections for their clients. 40 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:42,700 Because George Michael is a pimp who is all about the ladies, my friend. 41 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:46,264 Come on, “I Want Your Sex”? That sound like he's singing to a guy? 42 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:51,341 Daddy worked so much that sometimes Mommy could only see him late at night. 43 00:03:52,114 --> 00:03:55,572 Daddy says that's why they both loved the city so much... 44 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:57,642 it never went to sleep. 45 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,652 And neither did him and Mommy. 46 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:05,386 But after a year of romance in New York City, 47 00:04:05,461 --> 00:04:08,259 Daddy said it was time to show Mommy where he came from. 48 00:04:09,365 --> 00:04:13,563 So he took her home to New Jersey and put her through what he said 49 00:04:13,636 --> 00:04:17,299 was the biggest test their love would ever face: 50 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:19,841 “Introducing her to my pop. “ 51 00:04:22,611 --> 00:04:24,602 - Hey, how are ya? - How're ya doin'? 52 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,046 - How're ya doin' yourself? - This is Gertrude. 53 00:04:27,116 --> 00:04:29,846 Hi. Merry Christmas. 54 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:35,657 - And what do you do, Mr. Trinké? - Easy on the “Mr. Trinké”. It's Bart. 55 00:04:35,725 --> 00:04:37,852 I work for the borough, for 30 years now. 56 00:04:37,927 --> 00:04:41,363 He's the only man in Highlands licensed to operate the street sweeper. 57 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:44,627 Oh, man, I always wanted to ride in one of those things. 58 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,659 Well, you continue seeing my son, I can probably get you a turn at the wheel. 59 00:04:48,738 --> 00:04:52,640 I was only gonna sleep with him a few more times and then dump him, 60 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,335 but now, after an offer like that... 61 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:56,970 Holy shit. Listen to the mouth on this one! 62 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,446 Oh, yeah, they don't make 'em like Mom anymore, do they, Dad? 63 00:04:59,515 --> 00:05:02,848 - Now, listen, I'm goin' to the bar. - What a shock. 64 00:05:02,918 --> 00:05:06,354 If you guys are gonna do anything while I'm gone, stay the hell off of my bed. 65 00:05:06,422 --> 00:05:10,825 - You're going to a bar? - Didn't he tell ya? I'm an alcoholic. 66 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,727 - Well, I wanna go to the bar too. - No, you don't wanna go to this bar. 67 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:17,732 It's a bunch of old guys talkin' about how good they had it under Kennedy. 68 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,030 The man was a goddamn saint. 69 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:23,936 I'm goin' to the bar with your dad. You can come if you want. 70 00:05:24,006 --> 00:05:25,974 No, that's OK. I'll stay here and do the dishes. 71 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:27,941 I only cooked. Why shouldn't I clean? 72 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,740 Suit yourself. But don't wash that pan. 73 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:35,250 I got a layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbin' it off. 74 00:05:35,317 --> 00:05:37,285 That “juice” is called grease, Dad. 75 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,446 It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries. 76 00:05:39,522 --> 00:05:42,980 It's called juice. And it greases a father's insides 77 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:46,687 so that he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year 78 00:05:46,762 --> 00:05:48,753 when he can be bothered coming to visit him. 79 00:05:49,598 --> 00:05:52,761 So that night, Daddy took Mommy to Pop's bar, 80 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:56,262 where she got to meet Pop's other children, 81 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:58,806 his best friends Greenie and Block. 82 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:02,304 Hey, your kid's cuttin' a rug. 83 00:06:06,882 --> 00:06:08,577 Who are you, Connie Chung? 84 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:14,885 Daddy said, because Mommy survived her first trip to Jersey, 85 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,118 he knew she was a keeper. 86 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:27,992 He said they celebrated their engagement by going out for pizza. 87 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,565 And that's how I got here. 88 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,302 Do we have enough of these at home, or should I steal some? 89 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:37,209 If you're gonna steal something, steal some rubber gloves. 90 00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:55,085 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 91 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:59,864 And with that, everyone lived happily ever after. 92 00:07:00,536 --> 00:07:01,969 Almost. 93 00:07:02,037 --> 00:07:04,597 Look, you've got two minutes, and then we have to go, OK? 94 00:07:04,673 --> 00:07:06,903 - Or I'm gonna leave. - Would you stop rushing me? 95 00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:10,537 I don't understand how somebody who had all day sitting around to get ready 96 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,376 waits till 20 minutes before we have to leave! 97 00:07:12,448 --> 00:07:14,678 You try getting anything accomplished with this big gut in your way! 98 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:18,049 This is one of the few days of the year that I can be fired for being late! 99 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:23,080 Anytime that you wanna carry this baby, Ollie, you let me know! OK? 100 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:26,321 I would be glad to go back to wearing regular dresses instead of this tent! 101 00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:28,727 The dress looks fine. It's gorgeous, OK? It's beautiful. 102 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:31,061 Yeah, until I'm standing next to Janet Jackson or Sheryl Crow. 103 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,930 Then you'll see how not fine it looks. 104 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:36,096 Gertie, I asked you, please, to use your own brush, OK? 105 00:07:36,171 --> 00:07:38,036 - Can you just not use my brush? - Don't start. 106 00:07:38,107 --> 00:07:39,870 It's just that every time I wanna comb my hair 107 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:44,470 I spend 15 minutes taking these long, bushy hairs out of my brush. 108 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,174 And I mean, you ask me to... 109 00:07:48,017 --> 00:07:49,416 I'm sorry. 110 00:07:49,485 --> 00:07:52,852 Baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 111 00:07:52,922 --> 00:07:56,551 You don't understand what it's like to be this fat! 112 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:59,594 I've always been thin, and now I'm a disgusting pig! 113 00:07:59,662 --> 00:08:02,324 And it's my first time going to the Video Music Awards 114 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:06,562 and all the other girls are gonna be skinny, and I'm gonna look like a whale! 115 00:08:06,635 --> 00:08:10,799 Baby, baby, they're just skinny 'cause they're all coked-out whores. 116 00:08:10,873 --> 00:08:13,341 I wanna be a coked-out whore! 117 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,400 OK, you can be a coked-out whore too. 118 00:08:15,477 --> 00:08:18,913 You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore. 119 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,882 - I'm sorry. - I should be more sensitive. I'm sorry. 120 00:08:21,951 --> 00:08:24,545 I should be more sensitive, honey. I know. 121 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,315 - Yes. - I know. 122 00:08:26,388 --> 00:08:29,448 - Baby, we have to go now, OK? - OK. 123 00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:31,891 - I love you. We have to go now. - OK. 124 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,452 - I love you too. - All right, let's go. OK? 125 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:37,397 Just give me two minutes. 126 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,791 - What time is it? - 20 after. 127 00:08:39,868 --> 00:08:43,167 - She's gonna kill me! - I need the quote for the Madonna release. 128 00:08:43,238 --> 00:08:48,870 OK. “Madonna trusts the public will judge for itself that... 129 00:08:48,944 --> 00:08:52,345 this latest in a long line of breakthrough music videos 130 00:08:52,414 --> 00:08:55,474 is not the tasteless sexploitation it's accused of being.” 131 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:59,749 - “It's artistic expression.” - Of what? 132 00:08:59,822 --> 00:09:05,192 Of one woman's constant need to show the world... her labia. 133 00:09:07,429 --> 00:09:10,557 Hey, can I use the word “labia” in a press release? 134 00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,243 See you next week. 135 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:38,958 One of these days, I'll get me one of those husbands that show up for Lamaze. 136 00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:41,588 I'm sorry, babe. It was Madonna. 137 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,792 So you were late because of another woman. That's nice. 138 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:48,496 - Come on. I still gotta do my job. - And I still gotta do mine too. 139 00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:50,663 But I was at Lamaze on time. 140 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:54,967 Look, all I'm saying is 141 00:09:55,044 --> 00:09:59,276 that guy who used to spend all night at the office and barely live in his apartment? 142 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,339 That's not you anymore. 143 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,942 Now you have to be the guy who's done by six 144 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,978 and comes home and hangs out with his family. 145 00:10:08,057 --> 00:10:10,389 That's the only way we're gonna work. 146 00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:14,492 OK? 147 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:17,422 OK. 148 00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:19,731 - OK. - OK. 149 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:21,793 OK! 150 00:10:23,605 --> 00:10:24,902 - OK. - OK. 151 00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:32,644 - Can I help you? - Yes. 152 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,548 My wife's water broke. She's gonna have a baby. 153 00:10:35,617 --> 00:10:37,847 - You're gonna have to check in, hon. - Check in?! 154 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,879 Where, at the concierge desk?! Why are you being so combative with me?! 155 00:10:41,957 --> 00:10:45,393 First of all, take your hands off my uniform. 156 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:48,919 And second, I'm gonna need a patient here. 157 00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:54,829 This is my wife. This is the belligerent nurse 158 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:57,667 that's being so difficult with me, giving me such a hard time. 159 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,073 - I'm sorry. He's a little panicky. - Can I get a wheelchair? 160 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,838 - Let's get you up to delivery... - OK. 161 00:11:02,911 --> 00:11:04,879 - ...and let him fill out the paperwork. - OK. 162 00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:07,415 - If we can trust him with a pen. - Here, sweetie. 163 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,883 OK, just relax, breathe. Remember, take it easy. 164 00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:12,045 I love you. I'll be right there, OK? I love you. 165 00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:14,214 - I love you too. - OK, I love you. 166 00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:18,248 We've practiced this 1,000 times. It'll be great. How hard can it be? 167 00:11:19,728 --> 00:11:23,960 - Push! You're doing good. - You're doing real good. 168 00:11:24,032 --> 00:11:26,796 - No, I can't! I can't do it! - Take a breath. 169 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:29,667 - It hurts! - I know it hurts. 170 00:11:29,738 --> 00:11:32,798 It's OK, baby. Push. You can do it. 171 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:36,038 Take a deep breath. In five, four... 172 00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:38,409 - OK? Here you go. - ...three, two, one. 173 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,972 Push. Push harder, Gertie. Push harder. 174 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:44,678 The baby's crowning. I can see her. I just need one more push. 175 00:11:44,753 --> 00:11:47,221 - Can you see her? - Holy shit! I can see the head! 176 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,816 - One more. Breathe. - Push! It's almost there, baby. 177 00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,918 Push! You're doing it. Push! 178 00:11:52,995 --> 00:11:55,156 Push! 179 00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:59,296 Here she comes! Here she comes! 180 00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:01,768 Here she is. 181 00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:04,362 - Do you wanna cut the cord, Dad? - Yeah. 182 00:12:04,439 --> 00:12:05,838 Scissors, please. 183 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:11,813 Yes! And she's got all ten fingers, ten toes. 184 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:16,408 We'll get her all cleaned up and then we're gonna check... 185 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,474 Gertie? 186 00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,453 - Baby, look. - Gertie? 187 00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:21,419 Gertie! 188 00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:24,483 Gertie, can you hear me? 189 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,087 - She's OK. Sweetheart? - Nurse, get Dr. Mortimer right away! 190 00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:30,324 She's resting. Who's Dr. Mortimer? 191 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,388 Dr. Mortimer! 192 00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:33,400 - What's happening? - She's unresponsive. 193 00:12:33,468 --> 00:12:35,163 - Gertie! - Gertie! Gertie! 194 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:38,206 Gertie, it's me! Gertie? 195 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:40,503 Healthy baby. Unresponsive. 196 00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:43,010 - Respiratory arrest. - Turn it around! 197 00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:46,605 - What's happening to my wife? - Let's open that IV, please. 198 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,413 Baby, are you OK? Sweetheart, sweetheart, wake up! 199 00:12:50,485 --> 00:12:53,784 Please, someone take Mr. Trinké outside. Please! 200 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,881 I'm gonna have to intubate. 201 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,222 Gertie, wake up, my love. Wake up. 202 00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,386 Gertie, please. Wake up. 203 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,090 Get off me! Gertie! 204 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,499 I wanna stay with my wife! Gertie! Gertie! 205 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,560 What's happening?! 206 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,659 - Ollie... - If I don't get to go in there right now... 207 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,195 - I swear to God! - Ollie... Ollie, calm down. 208 00:13:34,263 --> 00:13:36,390 Fuck you, calm down! OK?! 209 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,433 I got dragged out of there, I haven't got to see my baby! 210 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,799 Your baby is fine. She's healthy, she's normal. 211 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,601 - What's wrong with Gertie? - I need you to calm down before I... 212 00:13:45,674 --> 00:13:48,336 Look, I'm calm! OK?! 213 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,305 I'm calm. 214 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,545 We think Gertie had an aneurysm. 215 00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,881 Is she OK? 216 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:07,218 We lost her, Ollie. 217 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:14,399 The strain of the contractions and the pushing caused the aneurysm to rupture. 218 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:17,438 There are rarely symptoms for aneurysms... 219 00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:03,067 You sure you're OK with this, Dad? 220 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:06,137 What, OK? She's my granddaughter. 221 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:10,480 Yeah, you can stay with me anytime, can't you? 222 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,349 Yes, you can. 223 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:16,255 Until you're a teenager, with the boys and a reefer. 224 00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:19,225 Then I don't wanna know about you. 225 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,752 I wouldn't impose on you, you know. 226 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:27,063 I just got a lot of work... piled up from before and... 227 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:32,937 - I'll be back late tonight, OK? - Yeah, take your time. 228 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:41,781 Your daddy really misses your mommy, kid. I miss her too. 229 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,943 Especially right now. 230 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,944 Oh, Jesus! 231 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,954 Yeah. 232 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:00,699 - You wanted to see me, Ollie? - Yeah, come on in. 233 00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:05,472 I didn't think you were gonna be in this week. How you doin'? 234 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,531 - You all right? - I'm fine. 235 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,942 Look, this piece in the Post. Why didn't you call me when this broke? 236 00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:15,142 - I had to read about it in New Jersey. - It's cool. The nurse is a fan. 237 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:18,414 Will she still be a fan when the Enquirer flashes a stack of 50s in her face? 238 00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:22,048 Listen, something like this breaks, I'm not in the city, 239 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,319 you find me or you find another job. 240 00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:26,053 Yeah, OK. 241 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,093 OK. 242 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,793 What else do we got? 243 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,134 Will Smith. 244 00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:40,072 - Who? - The Fresh Prince? 245 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,576 “DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince” Fresh Prince? 246 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,236 - Yeah. - What about him? 247 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:47,406 You remember the first album, the one with “Girls Ain't... 248 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,746 - Rock the House. Yeah? - Rock the House, right. 249 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:54,755 You remember on the cover of the album Jazzy Jeff is holding a model of a house? 250 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:55,949 Vaguely. 251 00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,993 Will Smith is donating that house to the Hard Rock Cafe. 252 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,688 Well, stop the presses. You put the word out yet? 253 00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:03,822 - Date pending, yeah. - Anybody give a shit? 254 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:08,632 - Every outlet wants in. - You're kidding me? 255 00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:10,967 No. Even US News and World Report. 256 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:14,008 Why? It's an eight-year-old album. 257 00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:16,976 Doesn't matter. Everyone loves that Fresh Prince TV show. 258 00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:20,776 He's got that movie coming out in a couple of weeks, Independence Day. 259 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:24,615 - Let the film division handle it. - No, we can't. 260 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,655 Will wants to keep his music career separate from his movie career. 261 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:31,988 Like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is ever gonna have a movie career. 262 00:18:33,094 --> 00:18:36,996 Get me everything you can. I'll put together a press kit on him, and we'll just do it. 263 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:37,554 OK. 264 00:18:37,632 --> 00:18:40,897 - Patty, get me Kirsch. - Sure, Ollie. 265 00:18:40,969 --> 00:18:45,065 I can handle this Fresh Prince stuff if you wanna take a couple of days... 266 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:49,406 Hey, Arthur, I can do my job. I'm all set, OK? You do your job. Go ahead. 267 00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:51,968 Patty, did you not hear me? I asked you to please get Kirsch on the phone. 268 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,344 - Ollie? - I'm trying. 269 00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:54,677 What, man? 270 00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:58,241 I know I told you at the funeral, but I'm really sorry... 271 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,185 I'm fine. OK, Arthur? I am fine! 272 00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:02,587 Please go do what I asked you to do now. 273 00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,921 - Kirschner on one. - OK! Put him on the phone then! 274 00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,553 - How's the baby? - The baby is fine, Arthur! 275 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:10,029 Forget about the baby! I just wanna do my job! 276 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:13,898 Jesus Christ, Ollie! What the hell you screamin' about? 277 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:17,268 Patty, was that... 278 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,551 I'm working on that right now. Don't worry. 279 00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:33,110 Just get there early and deal with the menu. OK? 280 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:36,624 Hey! Are you deaf? The kid is cryin' up there. 281 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:40,091 Can you deal with that? I'm doing something important. OK? Thanks. 282 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:42,220 What the hell could be more important than your kid crying? 283 00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:44,788 I have a memorabilia donation ceremony in the morning 284 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:47,300 that my company is treating like a royal wedding 285 00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:51,237 'cause apparently the client's the most beloved American musician since Elvis. 286 00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:53,467 The kid's been screaming for the last ten minutes. 287 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,635 If it bothers you so much, go up there and give her a bottle. OK? 288 00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:59,544 Sorry. It's a nightmare trying to work at this house. 289 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,247 Jesus! Let me call you back, OK? 290 00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:06,517 - What, Dad? - Listen, kid. 291 00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:11,082 I lost a wife too, remember? So I get how you're feelin'. But come on. 292 00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:13,992 You were married for what, 20 years? I got about 20 minutes. 293 00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:16,895 So you don't “get” how I'm feeling at all, OK? 294 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,264 I'm sorry, Oliver, but that don't change the fact that you're a goddamn father now 295 00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:22,735 and you haven't acted like it since that kid got home from the hospital! 296 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:27,138 I been calling in sick for a month to do the things you're supposed to be doin'! 297 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:30,609 Jesus Christ, if Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling... 298 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:36,143 Gertie doesn't see anything anymore, Dad. She's dead. 299 00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,079 Yeah, she's dead. 300 00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:45,192 But you ain't. And neither is that kid. 301 00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,967 Yeah. It's nothin'. 302 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:04,373 All right, so I'm gonna do the kit. It's almost finished. 303 00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:07,472 You can deal with the menu. What time's Will getting there? 304 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:21,355 Dad, the baby's up! 305 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,825 Dad! The baby needs to be fed! 306 00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:33,337 Dad! 307 00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:43,006 What the hell...?! 308 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:47,678 Are you nuts? What, are you trying to get killed?! 309 00:21:47,756 --> 00:21:50,987 - What are you doing? - Searching for Christ. What's it look like? 310 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,857 It would have been nice if you'd told me you were leaving the house! 311 00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:57,523 That way, I could've given you the baby instead of driving all the way down here! 312 00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:01,228 - Now I'm gonna hit traffic! - No, you ain't giving me the baby. 313 00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:08,035 Hey! Excuse me? 314 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,202 I got uptown and downtown to do this morning. 315 00:22:10,278 --> 00:22:14,146 - You're on your own with the kid today. - What?! No! 316 00:22:14,215 --> 00:22:17,116 I have this press conference I have to do this morning, Dad! You know that! 317 00:22:17,185 --> 00:22:21,087 - I got a job to do too. - If I don't leave right now... 318 00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:23,249 - So leave! - And do what with the baby?! 319 00:22:23,324 --> 00:22:26,020 - Take her with you! - Goddamn it! I... 320 00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:30,020 Look, I know I haven't been helping out that much with the baby... 321 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,089 Listen to you, “Helping out that much with the baby.” 322 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,691 She's your daughter, for Christ's sakes! 323 00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:38,501 - What am I supposed to do with her?! - Try acting like her father, shithead! 324 00:22:39,974 --> 00:22:41,965 Goddamn it! 325 00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:16,066 Folks, I'm sorry. 326 00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:21,342 - Sorry. Steve. - What the...?! 327 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:24,476 - I ordered diapers. Did they get here yet? - You mean baby diapers? 328 00:23:24,552 --> 00:23:26,884 Why didn't you start half an hour ago? You shouldn't have waited for me! 329 00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:29,150 - We're waiting for Will. - Will's not here?! 330 00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,692 - No. - Are either of you guys Trinkét? 331 00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:33,659 - Close enough. Where is he? - We're not sure. 332 00:23:33,728 --> 00:23:36,458 Damn! That baby smells like shit. You know that, right? 333 00:23:36,531 --> 00:23:38,294 It's a good thing you finally showed up, man. 334 00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:41,665 - They're gettin' all rowdy out there. - Oh, Mother of God! 335 00:23:41,736 --> 00:23:43,533 - What? Jesus... - Ollie! 336 00:23:43,605 --> 00:23:47,234 Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone... Holy shit! What is that smell? 337 00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:50,505 Grow up, Susan! It's a dirty diaper. What did the Rolling Stone guy say? 338 00:23:50,578 --> 00:23:52,569 If we don't start in five minutes, they're leaving 339 00:23:52,647 --> 00:23:55,115 to go cover the Blues Traveler signing at Tower. 340 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,414 - Jesus Christ! - Hey, you're doing that wrong. 341 00:23:58,486 --> 00:24:00,511 - What? - You're doing that wrong. 342 00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:03,523 You're supposed to wipe front to back. You're wiping back to front. 343 00:24:03,591 --> 00:24:06,924 You do that, you're just wiping the poop into her... 344 00:24:06,995 --> 00:24:08,826 crevice. 345 00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:11,226 Get outta here! Beat it! 346 00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,665 Mark my words, you're gonna give her the crotch-rot. 347 00:24:13,735 --> 00:24:15,828 - Would one of you do... You do this. - Oh, not me. No. 348 00:24:15,904 --> 00:24:17,895 Will you do this so I can go out there and calm them down? 349 00:24:17,972 --> 00:24:21,203 Why, because I'm a girl? I've never even seen a naked baby. No! 350 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,904 Fine. Thank you very much. I'm gonna remember this. 351 00:24:23,978 --> 00:24:27,539 - How much of this am I supposed to use? - Should I get that guy back? 352 00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:30,015 If it's for the smell, I suggest you use a lot. 353 00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:34,578 You gotta turn... turn it. You gotta turn the top! 354 00:24:34,656 --> 00:24:37,284 Oh! Direct it at the baby. 355 00:24:37,358 --> 00:24:41,795 Thank you! Go out there, please, and tell them we're about to start! 356 00:24:46,768 --> 00:24:48,759 I'd say more. 357 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:55,035 That's a lot. 358 00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:00,412 All right, the Fresh Prince is almost here. 359 00:25:00,481 --> 00:25:03,575 Is that blow on your shirt? 360 00:25:03,651 --> 00:25:07,610 What do you think, Stretch? This is show business, right? 361 00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:11,090 - That was a joke, people. - Where's the Fresh Prince? 362 00:25:11,159 --> 00:25:13,491 The Fresh Prince is on his way. 363 00:25:13,561 --> 00:25:15,426 - It's crying. Will you take it? - No! No. 364 00:25:15,496 --> 00:25:18,795 Is that Jazzy Jeff? 365 00:25:18,866 --> 00:25:21,027 This is bullshit! Where's the Fresh Prince? 366 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,798 Will someone please shut that girl up? 367 00:25:23,871 --> 00:25:26,669 Enough with the Romper Room, man! Bring out the Fresh Prince! 368 00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:28,641 Fresh Prince! Fresh Prince! 369 00:25:29,711 --> 00:25:32,236 Please take her. 370 00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:34,739 I... 371 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:41,721 Goddamn it! Christ! Give her to me! Give me the baby. 372 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:56,931 Would you people just shut the hell up with the “Fresh Prince” already?! 373 00:25:57,005 --> 00:25:59,064 He's a two-bit TV actor... 374 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,438 who won't be around any longer than it takes for the ink to dry 375 00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:06,310 on the pages of the worthless rags you jerk-offs write for! 376 00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,849 Shit. 377 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,813 - That guy's toast. - That's a hell of a quote. 378 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,731 It's all right, Arthur. 379 00:27:40,274 --> 00:27:41,764 We won't be here too long, Dad. 380 00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:45,335 We'll be out of your hair as soon as I get another job. 381 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,211 I have some feelers out to the other firms right now. 382 00:27:48,282 --> 00:27:51,342 As soon as this whole thing blows over... 383 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:56,083 It's OK to stay here as long as you need to, till you get back on your feet. 384 00:27:56,157 --> 00:27:58,717 - I appreciate that. - On one condition. 385 00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:03,287 - Here we go. - You put the kid to bed every night. 386 00:28:03,364 --> 00:28:06,356 - That's it? - For starters. 387 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,528 And no whores. I don't want no whores in my house. 388 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:13,934 I'm not really a whoremonger, Dad. 389 00:28:14,008 --> 00:28:16,533 Here, the kid gets this. 390 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,944 That's cute. 8:00, you both get a bottle. 391 00:28:20,014 --> 00:28:24,542 Just shut the hell up and go be a father, would ya, please? 392 00:28:48,242 --> 00:28:50,233 No? 393 00:28:57,051 --> 00:29:01,613 Yeah, this is only temporary, us... you know... 394 00:29:01,689 --> 00:29:04,317 living with your grandfather here. 395 00:29:06,027 --> 00:29:07,927 So... 396 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:12,625 how about that Fresh Prince thing? 397 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,930 It was quite a show. 398 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:18,198 Your dad's one big horse's ass. 399 00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:23,233 Daddy's ex-bosses said the guys who did PR for Hitler 400 00:29:23,311 --> 00:29:27,179 have a better chance of working in this business again than Daddy does. 401 00:29:31,052 --> 00:29:33,384 So, OK... 402 00:29:34,822 --> 00:29:37,290 How're you doin'? 403 00:29:40,728 --> 00:29:44,960 Yeah... You know, you kinda look like your mom. 404 00:29:45,032 --> 00:29:48,934 Like a squishier, balder version of your mom. 405 00:29:54,809 --> 00:29:56,777 Man... 406 00:29:56,844 --> 00:30:00,177 I just wish you could've gotten to meet your mom. 407 00:30:01,148 --> 00:30:06,051 I know she wanted to meet you... in a big, bad way. 408 00:30:08,823 --> 00:30:11,087 In a big, bad way. 409 00:30:15,496 --> 00:30:20,126 Sometimes, Daddy wishes he'd have died instead of Mommy. 410 00:30:21,002 --> 00:30:23,937 Because Mommy never would've... 411 00:30:24,005 --> 00:30:27,805 let work get in the way of... getting to know you, 412 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:32,608 like Daddy has for the last... month or so. 413 00:30:35,683 --> 00:30:40,347 It's just that Daddy... he didn't expect Mommy... 414 00:30:41,389 --> 00:30:43,914 to leave the way she did. 415 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:52,165 It's just really hard on Daddy, who's been trying to fill up his days with work, 416 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:57,535 so he wouldn't have to think about Mommy never being around again. 417 00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:01,440 I just loved your mom so much. 418 00:31:01,509 --> 00:31:03,500 You know? 419 00:31:04,478 --> 00:31:06,912 She really lit my world on fire. 420 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,611 When that happens... 421 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:18,581 you kinda think it'll go on like that until one of you dies. You know? 422 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:21,753 You just don't expect... 423 00:31:21,829 --> 00:31:25,094 I miss her so much. So, so much. 424 00:31:31,739 --> 00:31:36,472 And you're a little piece of Mommy. And that makes you really special to Daddy. 425 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,481 Just don't go anywhere. 426 00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:55,051 'Cause you're the next best thing to Mommy, and I love you so much. 427 00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:57,393 And I'll always be here for you. 428 00:31:57,465 --> 00:32:00,662 And I'm sorry about the way I've been acting. 429 00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:05,172 I promise you... I'll be better now. 430 00:32:05,239 --> 00:32:08,572 I'm gonna be the best daddy in the world. 431 00:32:08,642 --> 00:32:13,636 'Cause that's what Mommy wanted. And that's what you deserve. 432 00:32:15,182 --> 00:32:17,616 And that's all I am now. 433 00:32:18,819 --> 00:32:21,287 I'm just your dad. 434 00:32:39,774 --> 00:32:42,902 Your dad likes to run off at the mouth sometimes, I know. 435 00:32:47,415 --> 00:32:50,043 Your mother wasn't a fan, either. 436 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:55,515 You wanna see a picture of your mom? I have one. 437 00:32:57,258 --> 00:33:01,160 This was your mommy. She was really pretty. 438 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:04,253 OK. You can keep it. 439 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,494 Daddy's got a bunch. 440 00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:12,361 There you go. 441 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:25,580 Goodnight, Gertie. 442 00:33:59,053 --> 00:33:59,815 Gertie! 443 00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:05,751 Your chariot awaits, Princess. 444 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,623 Let's go! 445 00:34:09,396 --> 00:34:12,331 We gotta go! Argh! 446 00:34:14,768 --> 00:34:16,668 - How was school, good? - Mm-hm. 447 00:34:16,737 --> 00:34:18,329 - You have a nice time? - Yep. 448 00:34:18,405 --> 00:34:21,238 Remember to put your seat belt on? Know where to find it? 449 00:34:21,308 --> 00:34:21,797 Yep. 450 00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:27,337 Lock and load. Comin' around. Get ready. 451 00:34:36,290 --> 00:34:39,123 - Ready? - Punch it, Chewy! 452 00:34:42,196 --> 00:34:44,790 - Can we go see Cats? - Absolutely not. 453 00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:45,923 Why? 454 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,434 Cats was the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City. 455 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:52,302 - Besides, Cats closed three years ago. - We never do anything cool. 456 00:34:52,373 --> 00:34:56,002 You're ridin' in the Batmobile, aren't ya? How cool is that? 457 00:34:56,076 --> 00:34:57,600 Oh, my God. 458 00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,476 Look, no one's more depressed than me that driving the street sweeper 459 00:35:00,548 --> 00:35:02,880 is considered the height of excitement in my life. 460 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:04,781 I used to live in New York City. 461 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:06,843 I could've gone to see Cats three times a day. 462 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:10,789 - It's not like I ever ask for anything. - Oh-ho-ho! 463 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:13,122 “And the Oscar goes to Gertie Trinké, 464 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:16,357 for her performance in Laying It On Thick For My Old Man.” 465 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:20,000 What is it with you and Cats all of a sudden? 466 00:35:20,067 --> 00:35:22,968 I wanna sing a Cats song in the big show, like everybody else. 467 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,835 - What big show? - There's gonna be this big show at school. 468 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:29,103 All the people have to sing a song with people from their family. 469 00:35:29,176 --> 00:35:33,169 - Are you inviting me to this big show? - Duh! Yeah, you and Pop too. 470 00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:36,683 Oh-ho! I'm sure that'll go over huge with your pop. 471 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,911 Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block be in it too? 472 00:35:38,986 --> 00:35:42,387 Those men are not your uncles. They're barely even your peers. 473 00:35:42,456 --> 00:35:43,514 Pee-ers? 474 00:35:43,591 --> 00:35:47,254 - When is this big show? - Right before Thanksgiving break. 475 00:35:47,328 --> 00:35:49,091 Does it have to be something from the Bible? 476 00:35:49,163 --> 00:35:51,723 I don't think so. Is Cats in the Bible? 477 00:35:51,799 --> 00:35:54,427 The Satanic Bible, yes. 478 00:36:03,444 --> 00:36:06,106 - What? - When you taking her to see the cats? 479 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:08,546 Jesus, you too? 480 00:36:08,616 --> 00:36:10,379 Gertie! 481 00:36:12,019 --> 00:36:14,112 Do you even know what Cats is, Dad? 482 00:36:14,188 --> 00:36:18,022 - What, I don't read the papers? - You don't read that paper. 483 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,923 What are you doing with a New York Times? 484 00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:21,518 They ran out of the Ledger. 485 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:24,086 They don't have the Jumble in the Times, Dad. 486 00:36:24,164 --> 00:36:26,462 Shit. 487 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,226 - Where were you? - I was in the bathroom. 488 00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:32,636 - Why didn't I hear the toilet flush? - Oh. I forgot. 489 00:36:32,706 --> 00:36:35,470 OK, march your butt back upstairs and flush that toilet. 490 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,305 And when I say no about something, 491 00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:39,869 like, I don't know, Cats, maybe, I mean no. 492 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:41,209 OK? 493 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:45,810 - Pop, you were supposed to be subtle! - Why do you teach her words like that? 494 00:36:45,886 --> 00:36:48,377 You're gonna have to mow the park for me tomorrow. I can't do it. 495 00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:51,424 - Why the hell not? - I have an appointment in the city at 11:00. 496 00:36:51,492 --> 00:36:53,983 Jesus, kid, why do you keep doin' it to yourself? 497 00:36:54,061 --> 00:36:56,120 How many of these interviews you gotta go on 498 00:36:56,196 --> 00:36:57,595 before you get it through your thick head 499 00:36:57,665 --> 00:36:59,997 they don't want you in that business anymore? 500 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:02,831 For Christ's sakes, you made fun of that Prince Charles guy. 501 00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,894 Thank you. 502 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:08,533 First of all, Dad, I didn't “make fun” of anybody. 503 00:37:08,609 --> 00:37:12,010 I made one remark about Will Smith, the Fresh Prince. 504 00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:14,172 Sooner or later, everyone's gonna forget about that 505 00:37:14,248 --> 00:37:16,273 and I'm gonna go back to doing what I'm really good at, 506 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:19,945 instead of sweeping streets and plowing snow and picking up garbage. 507 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,351 OK? 508 00:37:21,422 --> 00:37:26,086 If you're going into the city anyway, at least take the kid to see the cats. 509 00:37:27,861 --> 00:37:29,419 Oh, God... 510 00:37:29,496 --> 00:37:32,363 I'll tell you what, since there is no more Cats, 511 00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:37,871 Gertie, why don't you come over here and pick out another play that you wanna see? 512 00:37:37,938 --> 00:37:41,601 Look through here. Anything you want. Go nuts. 513 00:37:41,675 --> 00:37:45,441 - Cats is a show? - Yeah, you read the papers. 514 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,679 You think you're slick, don't ya, young lady? 515 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:52,048 Next time you're lookin' for a partner in crime, 516 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:54,383 you're gonna have to aim higher than your grandfather. 517 00:37:54,455 --> 00:37:57,947 - He's soft in the head. - I heard that! 518 00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:03,192 Here. Can we go see this show? 519 00:38:03,263 --> 00:38:06,232 Sweeney Todd? Do you know that this has a lot of singing? 520 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:09,292 - It's still a play. - OK. I'm just checking. 521 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,703 Your dad one time lost a bet with someone at his work, 522 00:38:12,773 --> 00:38:16,573 and he had to go see a singing play, done by people on roller skates. 523 00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:19,578 - Cool! - Your dad didn't think so. 524 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,871 I handled primarily recording artists 525 00:38:22,116 --> 00:38:25,882 but when I initially trained, I trained in film PR, so I can do that too. 526 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,153 I... took the last six or seven years off. I was raising my daughter in New Jersey. 527 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:36,595 But I kept abreast, so... I'm pretty comfortable jumping back in. 528 00:38:36,663 --> 00:38:39,860 What else can I tell you guys? 529 00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:42,595 That's it. I can start, you know, right away. 530 00:38:46,607 --> 00:38:50,168 You guys all right? 531 00:38:53,013 --> 00:38:57,677 Are you the Ollie Trinké? The one who used to work at Mandell Kirschner? 532 00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:00,076 Yeah. 533 00:39:00,154 --> 00:39:03,954 - Son of a bitch! - Yes! I told you, Reynolds! Pay up! 534 00:39:04,024 --> 00:39:06,424 - I got it. - Am I missin' somethin'? 535 00:39:06,493 --> 00:39:09,326 Nah, nah, he just bet me you were the Ollie Trinké, 536 00:39:09,396 --> 00:39:11,023 the one who pulled “The Fresh Prince”. 537 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,362 - They named it? - Of course! 538 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,766 Are you kidding? You're a legend, man! 539 00:39:15,836 --> 00:39:18,634 You did what every flack only dreams about doing! 540 00:39:18,705 --> 00:39:20,673 - Which was what? - You went apeshit! 541 00:39:20,741 --> 00:39:22,709 You trashed your client back to the Stone Age. 542 00:39:22,776 --> 00:39:25,074 - Yeah. - We bow to you, man. 543 00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:27,545 - You're like a god around here. - Yep, exactly. 544 00:39:27,614 --> 00:39:30,981 - God enough to get a job? - No. 545 00:39:31,051 --> 00:39:34,748 - What, are you insane? - No chance, Trinké! 546 00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:39,353 - Pop, I'm home! - Yeah, like I give a shit. 547 00:39:39,426 --> 00:39:41,223 You know, thanks a lot, Pop! 548 00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:52,129 - That's what it looks like? - I guess. 549 00:39:52,206 --> 00:39:55,334 - What does yours look like? - Not like that. 550 00:39:55,409 --> 00:39:57,172 Yeah? Let me see. 551 00:39:57,244 --> 00:39:59,235 All right. 552 00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:03,747 Gertie! It's time for Bryan to go home. 553 00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:15,725 OK... 554 00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:25,672 What are your intentions? 555 00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:28,799 What are your intentions with my daughter? 556 00:40:28,876 --> 00:40:32,835 - Do you plan on marrying her? - I don't know. 557 00:40:32,913 --> 00:40:36,679 Well, only married boys and girls... 558 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:39,150 show each other their... 559 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:41,779 their, you know... 560 00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:44,221 parts. 561 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,315 OK? 562 00:40:47,594 --> 00:40:52,293 OK, Bryan, you can go now. If you come back, come back with a ring. 563 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,197 Yes, Mr. Trinké. 564 00:40:54,268 --> 00:40:56,031 - Bye, Gertie. - Bye. 565 00:40:56,103 --> 00:40:58,230 Goodbye, Bryan. 566 00:41:00,807 --> 00:41:02,434 OK. 567 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,937 Do you have any... 568 00:41:07,147 --> 00:41:10,742 questions about what you... 569 00:41:10,817 --> 00:41:12,307 you know... 570 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:16,921 you know, whatever, saw? 571 00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:23,690 Do you have what Bryan has? 572 00:41:27,801 --> 00:41:32,204 Yes, I have one... too. 573 00:41:34,775 --> 00:41:37,005 Is yours as big as his? 574 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,039 Sadly, yes. 575 00:41:42,616 --> 00:41:45,278 - Can we rent a movie? - Yes. 576 00:41:47,921 --> 00:41:51,914 - So they wouldn't give you a job? - No. But apparently, Daddy's a legend. 577 00:41:51,992 --> 00:41:55,018 You don't need that job anyway. You already got a job. 578 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:58,360 Yes, well, Daddy used to have a job 579 00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:00,730 where a nightly shower was an option, not a necessity. 580 00:42:00,801 --> 00:42:02,996 - You know what job you should do? - What's that? 581 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,766 You should be a dance teacher, like Johnny in Dirty Dancing. 582 00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:10,242 I should? Should I say, “Nobody puts Baby in a corner”? 583 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,175 Oh, can we rent Dirty Dancing again? 584 00:42:12,245 --> 00:42:16,147 Dirty Dancing ranks one notch below Cats in my book. 585 00:42:16,216 --> 00:42:18,741 Can you pick out something else? 586 00:42:20,721 --> 00:42:22,882 Can we rent this? 587 00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:26,653 Absolutely not. Go pick out something from the children's section. 588 00:42:26,727 --> 00:42:30,493 - All those movies suck. - Watch your language. 589 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:00,926 Nah, that's... 590 00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:03,519 No, I guess that's it. Yep, yep, that's it. 591 00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:08,193 I'll just take this and whatever the kid's getting. 592 00:43:08,268 --> 00:43:11,795 Just go ahead and put it in the bag. I'm all set. 593 00:43:11,872 --> 00:43:13,863 It's good. 594 00:43:16,209 --> 00:43:19,872 “Bi-Bi Guys, featuring Curious Jordie”? 595 00:43:21,782 --> 00:43:25,479 Interesting choice. Does the wife know you're looking into your options? 596 00:43:25,552 --> 00:43:27,679 It's... I got the... 597 00:43:28,655 --> 00:43:30,885 - I got the wrong box by accident. - Oh, right. 598 00:43:30,957 --> 00:43:34,120 Would you mind... exchanging that for me for something... 599 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,890 anything you can get your hands on that's, you know... 600 00:43:36,963 --> 00:43:40,660 - So, then you want something... - ...that's non-bi. 601 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,203 Can I have your membership card, please? 602 00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,072 Yeah, sure. 603 00:43:50,143 --> 00:43:53,579 Do you mind if I asked you a few questions about your renting practices? 604 00:43:53,647 --> 00:43:55,581 Sure. 605 00:43:55,649 --> 00:43:57,412 Really? 606 00:43:57,484 --> 00:44:02,285 Do you always rent adult titles with your daughter in tow, or is this the first time? 607 00:44:02,355 --> 00:44:03,253 Excuse me? 608 00:44:03,323 --> 00:44:06,656 When you rent porn, do you usually do it with family around, 609 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,525 or is this like a, you know, special occasion? 610 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:15,327 - Do I have to answer this? - I'm a grad student, writing a thesis paper. 611 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:20,237 “A Bird in the Hand: The Family Man and the Pornographic Fixation”. 612 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,207 OK. I would rather not take part. 613 00:44:24,277 --> 00:44:25,642 Really? 614 00:44:25,712 --> 00:44:28,909 Frank, is Bi-Bi Guys a one or a two-night rental? 615 00:44:28,982 --> 00:44:33,009 - What are you getting, Daddy? - Yeah, Daddy. Let's just take a look... 616 00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:35,054 Let's not, OK? 617 00:44:38,358 --> 00:44:42,317 Would you mind not asking me those questions when my daughter's with me? 618 00:44:42,395 --> 00:44:44,920 How about when you bring these back? 619 00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:46,932 That's... Yeah. 620 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,199 In an effort to get honest feedback, leave the kid and the wife at home. 621 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,537 My mom's dead. She died when I was born. 622 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,440 Oh, Jesus. 623 00:44:58,145 --> 00:45:00,443 Man, I'm sorry. I didn't... 624 00:45:00,514 --> 00:45:02,948 No, you didn't. 625 00:45:05,685 --> 00:45:07,414 Let's go. 626 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:11,651 I'm sorry. 627 00:45:11,725 --> 00:45:13,750 Do I have to? 628 00:45:13,827 --> 00:45:18,958 Major Damage didn't have to go to bed when he fought the Tiki Terrors! 629 00:45:19,032 --> 00:45:21,000 - Melvin! - And do they... 630 00:45:21,067 --> 00:45:22,898 I'll get it. 631 00:45:22,969 --> 00:45:26,302 You will not. You're not even supposed to be up this late. 632 00:45:26,373 --> 00:45:28,637 Watch your video. 633 00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:31,506 - But, Mom! - Say, “OK, Mom.” 634 00:45:31,578 --> 00:45:34,240 Say, “OK, Mom.” 635 00:45:35,115 --> 00:45:36,480 Hi. 636 00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:38,780 Hey! You're the lady from the video store. 637 00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,452 Let's not use that term too loosely, OK? Go back and watch your video. 638 00:45:46,893 --> 00:45:48,121 Yes? 639 00:45:48,195 --> 00:45:50,186 I just wanted to come here 640 00:45:50,263 --> 00:45:54,029 and tell you that I'm really sorry about earlier tonight. 641 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:57,866 I feel like shit about what I said and your daughter and everything. 642 00:45:57,938 --> 00:46:00,907 Well... you should. 643 00:46:00,974 --> 00:46:03,169 You know that kid was crying in the car the whole way home? 644 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:05,973 - Oh, no... - No, I wasn't. 645 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:10,176 - Get back inside and watch your video! - Nice! Real nice. 646 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:13,947 See, now you have to let me interview you for my paper. 647 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:15,544 Is that why you're here? 648 00:46:15,622 --> 00:46:18,557 I just think you'd make one hell of an interesting case study. 649 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:22,891 The sympathetic widower who doesn't have time to date 'cause he's raising a kid, 650 00:46:22,963 --> 00:46:26,296 so he rents porn instead. I mean, I think that's very interesting stuff. 651 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,857 Jesus Christ! You've got some nerve, lady. 652 00:46:28,935 --> 00:46:32,302 And besides, I'd really like to make it up to you. 653 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:35,364 For what I said, and for embarrassing you before that. 654 00:46:35,442 --> 00:46:38,468 You're really having a banner evening. You're batting a thousand tonight. 655 00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:41,981 You're Ollie, right? I'm Maya Harding. 656 00:46:44,918 --> 00:46:46,909 “Hi, Maya. Nice to meet you.” 657 00:46:46,987 --> 00:46:47,976 Hi. 658 00:46:48,054 --> 00:46:50,716 Come on, why don't you let me take you out one day this week? 659 00:46:50,790 --> 00:46:54,521 You do eat lunch when you're not knee-deep in adult movies, right? 660 00:46:55,528 --> 00:46:58,622 I appreciate it, but... no thanks. 661 00:46:58,698 --> 00:47:01,690 Ollie, come on, you're ruining my karma level here. 662 00:47:01,768 --> 00:47:04,362 What, buying me one lunch is gonna square you with Krishna? 663 00:47:04,437 --> 00:47:05,927 Hare Hare! 664 00:47:08,942 --> 00:47:11,240 Is Monday OK? Sound good? 665 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:16,305 I mean, I was thinking nothing fancy. I was thinking maybe, like, the diner. 666 00:47:16,383 --> 00:47:19,546 - Around noon? - No! 667 00:47:21,021 --> 00:47:22,886 Noon it is! 668 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:24,685 Oh... 669 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,783 See you there. Bye! 670 00:47:29,529 --> 00:47:31,656 An incredibly strange woman. 671 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:44,237 I did not hear the toilet flush. 672 00:47:49,249 --> 00:47:50,682 Thank you. 673 00:47:54,587 --> 00:47:57,852 - Can we get popcorn? - This isn't the movies, sweetheart. 674 00:47:57,924 --> 00:48:03,260 They don't sell popcorn here. This is Broadway. This is class. 675 00:48:03,330 --> 00:48:05,764 ♪ And if you're beautiful 676 00:48:05,832 --> 00:48:06,821 ♪ What then? 677 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,266 ♪ With yellow hair like wheat 678 00:48:09,336 --> 00:48:13,670 ♪ I think we shall not meet again, my little dove 679 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,800 ♪ My sweet Johanna 680 00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:24,377 ♪ Goodbye, Johanna 681 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,412 ♪ You're gone and yet you're mine 682 00:48:27,921 --> 00:48:30,185 ♪ I'm fine, Johanna 683 00:48:30,256 --> 00:48:33,987 ♪ I'm fine 684 00:48:34,427 --> 00:48:38,261 OK. You see that floor. Now look three windows in from the right. 685 00:48:38,331 --> 00:48:42,199 See that window? That's where we used to live before we lived with Pop. 686 00:48:42,268 --> 00:48:44,862 We'd still live there if we lived in the city. 687 00:48:44,938 --> 00:48:47,873 - If Mommy was still alive? - Yep. 688 00:48:48,775 --> 00:48:50,299 - Dad... - Yes? 689 00:48:50,377 --> 00:48:52,845 Do you miss Mommy? 690 00:48:52,912 --> 00:48:55,710 I do. Every day. 691 00:48:56,449 --> 00:48:59,976 - What was she like? - I've told you a million times. 692 00:49:00,053 --> 00:49:03,580 - I know, but I forget. - No, I don't think you forget. 693 00:49:03,656 --> 00:49:06,454 I think you just like to hear me tell you. Which is OK. It's all right. 694 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,187 You can ask about your mommy as much as you want. 695 00:49:08,261 --> 00:49:09,785 So tell me already. 696 00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:12,832 Well, she was pushy, like you were right there. 697 00:49:12,899 --> 00:49:16,892 She was beautiful, like you are right now. 698 00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:20,531 And she was... smart... 699 00:49:21,674 --> 00:49:24,507 and strong, like you'll grow up to be one day. 700 00:49:24,577 --> 00:49:25,874 I'm smart now. 701 00:49:25,945 --> 00:49:28,470 I know. I wasn't impugning your intelligence or anything. 702 00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:30,539 What's “impugning” mean? 703 00:49:30,617 --> 00:49:32,744 Oh, not so smart now, are you? 704 00:49:32,819 --> 00:49:35,447 - That's a big word. - Yes, you're right, it is. 705 00:49:35,522 --> 00:49:38,150 Let's see. To impugn means to criticize. 706 00:49:38,224 --> 00:49:42,558 So... Pop's always impugning you, right? 707 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,553 Well, he thinks he is. 708 00:49:44,631 --> 00:49:46,997 But he's just talking to make sure he's still alive. 709 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,968 Pop is a very, very old man. 710 00:49:51,871 --> 00:49:53,862 What do you think? You like the city? 711 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,770 It's OK. But I like Highlands better. 712 00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:58,435 - You do? - Yeah. 713 00:49:58,511 --> 00:50:02,277 My school's there, and my friends... And we can rent movies there. 714 00:50:02,348 --> 00:50:05,943 Well, if memory serves, you can rent movies here too. 715 00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:09,113 Yeah, but not from that pretty lady at the video store. 716 00:50:09,189 --> 00:50:11,555 - Oh, you think she's pretty, do you? - Don't you? 717 00:50:11,624 --> 00:50:14,422 Isn't that why you're taking her on a date? 718 00:50:14,494 --> 00:50:18,760 It's not a date. The only girl I take on dates is you, OK? 719 00:50:18,832 --> 00:50:20,299 This is a date. We're on a date. 720 00:50:20,366 --> 00:50:22,129 - We are? - Mm-hm. 721 00:50:22,202 --> 00:50:25,467 - It doesn't feel like a date. - It doesn't? 722 00:50:25,538 --> 00:50:28,336 Well, I can fix that. 723 00:50:30,276 --> 00:50:31,106 Sir! 724 00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:53,765 How often do you rent adult movies? 725 00:50:54,934 --> 00:50:58,301 - Do I really have to do this? - You have nothing to be ashamed about. 726 00:50:58,371 --> 00:51:02,000 Interest in adult film can be healthy, as long as it's not habitual. 727 00:51:02,075 --> 00:51:06,842 - So come on, how often? - Three or four times a week. 728 00:51:07,614 --> 00:51:10,082 OK, maybe I was wrong. You should be ashamed. 729 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,516 You have a real talent for making the subject feel open 730 00:51:12,585 --> 00:51:14,678 and comfortable in a safe environment. 731 00:51:14,754 --> 00:51:17,848 So you're renting it presumably to masturbate to, right? 732 00:51:17,924 --> 00:51:20,415 - Good God! - Come on, don't be such a tight-ass. 733 00:51:20,493 --> 00:51:21,585 We're all adults here. 734 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:23,458 I know I'm an adult. How old are you, exactly? 735 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,521 - I'll be 26 in March. - 26? 736 00:51:25,598 --> 00:51:28,692 You still haven't learned some things aren't polite to talk about in public? 737 00:51:28,768 --> 00:51:32,363 If it makes you feel any better, I do it, like, twice a day. 738 00:51:32,772 --> 00:51:36,299 - Good God! - What can I tell ya? I get bored easily. 739 00:51:36,376 --> 00:51:38,844 You're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome. 740 00:51:38,912 --> 00:51:42,439 Don't get all judgmental with me. You're no slouch yourself. 741 00:51:42,515 --> 00:51:45,348 - Well, no, I... - I just have a healthy sexual appetite. 742 00:51:45,418 --> 00:51:47,682 Why don't you go out and get yourself a boyfriend? 743 00:51:47,754 --> 00:51:49,984 Why don't you just go out and get yourself a girlfriend? 744 00:51:50,056 --> 00:51:52,149 I work all day, I hang out with my kid all night. 745 00:51:52,225 --> 00:51:54,489 So you'd rather hang out with your kid than get laid? 746 00:51:54,561 --> 00:51:59,555 - Yeah. - Aw... that's kinda sweet. 747 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,328 I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinké. 748 00:52:03,403 --> 00:52:05,564 OK. Can I go home now? 749 00:52:05,638 --> 00:52:08,505 No. When was the last time you had sex? 750 00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:12,810 I would rather not disclose that information. 751 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:14,540 Oh, come on, don't clam up on me now. 752 00:52:14,614 --> 00:52:16,809 You're gonna remain anonymous in my paper. 753 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:20,182 Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me. Embarrassment does. 754 00:52:20,253 --> 00:52:23,654 - Why would you be embarrassed? - Because it's been a long time. 755 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:27,056 - How long? - A long time. 756 00:52:27,126 --> 00:52:30,061 Come on, champ. Own it. Just put it out there. 757 00:52:30,129 --> 00:52:32,757 I swear I won't make any editorial cracks about it. 758 00:52:32,832 --> 00:52:35,300 Not in front of you, at least. 759 00:52:38,438 --> 00:52:42,499 - Seven years. - Seven years? 760 00:52:42,575 --> 00:52:45,305 Since my wife died, yeah. 761 00:52:46,379 --> 00:52:50,281 You know, a dumbfounded, mouth-agape look of shock 762 00:52:50,350 --> 00:52:53,251 might be construed by some as an editorial crack too. 763 00:52:53,653 --> 00:52:56,213 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's fine. 764 00:52:56,289 --> 00:52:59,656 No, it's not. I mean, it's not at all. 765 00:52:59,726 --> 00:53:03,890 With all due respect to your wife, you've gotta get back on the horse, man. 766 00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:06,898 - No, I don't, actually. - Yes, you do. 767 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:10,265 - No, I don't. - Yes, you... Get up. 768 00:53:10,336 --> 00:53:13,464 - Are we done? - With this, for now. But come with me. 769 00:53:13,539 --> 00:53:15,473 Lord have mercy. 770 00:53:17,043 --> 00:53:19,102 - Where are we going? - To your place. 771 00:53:19,178 --> 00:53:21,669 We're gonna have some sex. 772 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:28,979 - What, did you forget something? - No. Look, I appreciate the offer. 773 00:53:29,889 --> 00:53:33,484 I'm very flattered. But I can't do this. 774 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,060 What's the matter? Don't you think I'm cute? 775 00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:38,597 - Of course I think you're cute. - Well, then? 776 00:53:38,665 --> 00:53:41,634 Look, I'm not just celibate because of my daughter. 777 00:53:41,701 --> 00:53:43,896 There are a lot of emotional issues in it too. 778 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:48,600 I mean, my wife may be dead. I'm still very much in love with her. 779 00:53:48,675 --> 00:53:51,803 Hey, I respect that. I'm not telling you to fall in love with me here, 780 00:53:51,878 --> 00:53:53,903 and I'm not trying to replace your wife. 781 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:58,542 I'm just talking about two consenting adults having some casual sex. 782 00:53:58,618 --> 00:54:03,180 Probably some really short casual sex, with you being a little out of practice. 783 00:54:03,256 --> 00:54:06,191 - I can't do it, I'm sorry. - What are you, a monk? 784 00:54:06,259 --> 00:54:08,955 God! Let's look at this logically, OK? 785 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:12,589 - You rent porn and touch yourself, right? - Would you lower your voice? 786 00:54:12,665 --> 00:54:15,828 If you're not sweating how your wife would feel about you and porn, 787 00:54:15,902 --> 00:54:20,100 then you shouldn't sweat what I'm proposing 'cause it's the same thing. 788 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:24,166 Only somebody else is doing the touching and you're saving a $2 rental fee. 789 00:54:25,611 --> 00:54:30,105 Come on, stud. Man cannot live on porn alone. 790 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,529 Oh, God... 791 00:54:50,570 --> 00:54:52,834 I'm home! 792 00:54:52,905 --> 00:54:53,997 Pop?! 793 00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:58,373 - Oh, my God... What do I do? - Get in the bathroom! 794 00:55:16,262 --> 00:55:19,857 - Pop? - No, honey, it's me. 795 00:55:19,932 --> 00:55:22,924 Daddy? Why aren't you at work? 796 00:55:24,270 --> 00:55:27,831 Because I had to come home and do... I had to... 797 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,171 come home and take a shower. 798 00:55:31,177 --> 00:55:34,271 - Can we rent a movie? - Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 799 00:55:34,347 --> 00:55:37,544 As soon as I get done up here and dry off, I'll come down. 800 00:55:37,617 --> 00:55:39,414 OK. 801 00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:43,550 Oh, my God. That was so close. 802 00:55:43,623 --> 00:55:45,921 What do we do now? I'm wet. 803 00:55:52,999 --> 00:55:55,229 Sorry, Dad, I forgot again. 804 00:56:07,513 --> 00:56:09,037 Hi, honey. 805 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:12,380 You remember Maya. From the video store. 806 00:56:24,864 --> 00:56:28,766 - What are your intentions? - Excuse me? 807 00:56:28,835 --> 00:56:30,894 What are your intentions with my father? 808 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,961 Like, do you plan on marrying him? 809 00:56:33,406 --> 00:56:35,169 I don't... 810 00:56:35,241 --> 00:56:39,143 Because I was taught that only married girls show their girl parts to boys. 811 00:56:39,212 --> 00:56:44,275 - Right, Daddy? - Right. Yes. 812 00:56:44,684 --> 00:56:46,413 Mm-hm. 813 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:49,512 Can we rent all the movies we want for free? 814 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:51,145 What? 815 00:56:51,224 --> 00:56:53,749 Can we rent all the movies we want for free? 816 00:56:53,826 --> 00:56:56,852 Yes! Yes, yes. For God's sake, yes. 817 00:56:56,929 --> 00:57:01,229 If it means we're not, you know, that we're not in trouble anymore. 818 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,699 And... Right, Maya? Yes! 819 00:57:02,768 --> 00:57:04,963 Whatever you want. It's on the house. 820 00:57:05,037 --> 00:57:07,835 Even Dirty Dancing? 821 00:57:13,312 --> 00:57:14,006 Yeah. 822 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,776 And we can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school? 823 00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:17,816 What? 824 00:57:17,884 --> 00:57:19,977 We can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school? 825 00:57:20,052 --> 00:57:23,715 - No, honey, that's too grown-up. - Really? 826 00:57:24,724 --> 00:57:28,421 Oh man, what am I gonna tell Pop about you guys? 827 00:57:32,798 --> 00:57:35,494 Fine. We can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school. 828 00:57:35,568 --> 00:57:37,399 OK! 829 00:57:38,070 --> 00:57:40,971 Would you shut the hell up already? Christ, Greenie, you're always... 830 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,473 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh! 831 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:47,639 Christ Almighty. You wearin' a... wearin' a towel? 832 00:57:49,148 --> 00:57:51,139 Just as long as you didn't do it on my bed. 833 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:55,653 Oh, Jesus Christ, it was one time in high school! You wanna let it go already? 834 00:57:55,721 --> 00:57:59,851 I banged a broad in my parents' bed once. It was nice. 835 00:58:00,593 --> 00:58:04,757 Terrific. Just so you know, we didn't “bang”. 836 00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:06,821 - What, did ya get to third base? - No! 837 00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:09,026 Not that it's any of your business, but we didn't do anything. 838 00:58:09,101 --> 00:58:11,592 We lost our heads for a second, then cooler heads prevailed 839 00:58:11,671 --> 00:58:14,231 and we stopped before we did anything we'd both regret. 840 00:58:14,307 --> 00:58:17,105 - The kid busted in on 'em. - Oh. 841 00:58:17,176 --> 00:58:19,610 Let's talk about something else for a second, like this water main. 842 00:58:19,679 --> 00:58:21,977 - How bad is it? - Definitely needs to be replaced. 843 00:58:22,048 --> 00:58:24,949 Jesus Christ. If we gotta shut down Bay Avenue for that, 844 00:58:25,017 --> 00:58:27,008 this town is gonna throw a shit fit. 845 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,314 I'm sure. 846 00:58:28,387 --> 00:58:32,323 Hey, kid, you haven't had to inconvenience the taxpayers on the job yet. 847 00:58:32,391 --> 00:58:35,292 They get like animals. Remember back in '88? 848 00:58:35,361 --> 00:58:36,794 South Peak Street. 849 00:58:36,862 --> 00:58:40,263 Holy shit, I thought they were gonna crucify us upside down. 850 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:44,736 - Like St Peter. - Who are you, the Holy Father? 851 00:58:44,804 --> 00:58:48,433 Everybody knows I meant St Peter. You don't have to explain my shit. 852 00:58:48,507 --> 00:58:49,872 I'm just saying... 853 00:58:49,942 --> 00:58:52,069 When I was down there, how many cars did you wave around? 854 00:58:52,144 --> 00:58:53,133 Three or four. 855 00:58:53,212 --> 00:58:56,807 Three or four cars for the whole half hour I was down there? 856 00:58:56,882 --> 00:58:58,110 Well, it was rush hour. 857 00:58:58,184 --> 00:59:01,517 Yeah, I don't think the legion of commuters in the Highlands of New Jersey 858 00:59:01,587 --> 00:59:06,615 are gonna object to us closing down a small portion of Bay Avenue for a few days. 859 00:59:06,692 --> 00:59:09,957 One at a time, please! One at a time! 860 00:59:11,731 --> 00:59:14,757 - We're doing the best we can. - You were saying? 861 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:19,294 Why doesn't somebody just go up there and explain to them what's happening? 862 00:59:19,372 --> 00:59:21,932 Why don't you do it, Daddy? Wasn't that your old job? 863 00:59:22,008 --> 00:59:25,409 Making people like singers by saying nice things about 'em? 864 00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:29,842 - Yes, baby, but... - No, the kid's got a point there. 865 00:59:29,915 --> 00:59:31,974 As a guy who used to sling bullshit for a living, 866 00:59:32,051 --> 00:59:34,485 I nominate you to go up there and say something. 867 00:59:34,553 --> 00:59:36,077 - Oh, you do? - Yeah. 868 00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,953 - It can't hurt. - Go ahead. 869 00:59:41,127 --> 00:59:43,357 Thanks, Pop. 870 00:59:45,097 --> 00:59:47,190 Control yourselves! 871 00:59:48,534 --> 00:59:50,525 He's goin' up there. 872 00:59:53,739 --> 00:59:57,038 Folks, one second. Please. Folks. 873 00:59:57,109 --> 01:00:01,239 My name's Oliver Trinké and I'm with the borough. 874 01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:04,282 So I guess that makes me the least popular guy in the room. 875 01:00:10,856 --> 01:00:13,484 I want to assure you that... 876 01:00:13,559 --> 01:00:17,723 this Bay Avenue job will be a very minimal inconvenience. 877 01:00:17,797 --> 01:00:19,788 It'll only take three days at the most. 878 01:00:19,865 --> 01:00:22,095 Bullshit! Bullshit! 879 01:00:30,976 --> 01:00:34,673 Folks, a little decorum! A little decorum! 880 01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,322 Folks, one second. 881 01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:52,160 I just have one more thing that I just want to add. 882 01:01:01,874 --> 01:01:04,968 I live in this town. I see you guys headin' to work every day. 883 01:01:31,537 --> 01:01:33,061 I'm telling you, it was amazing! 884 01:01:33,139 --> 01:01:38,270 And I get up there and I weave this web of bullshit so profoundly mesmerizing, 885 01:01:38,344 --> 01:01:41,780 - I turn the entire place around! - You silver-tongued devil, you. 886 01:01:41,847 --> 01:01:45,749 Everything I was saying was just right on the money, you know? 887 01:01:45,818 --> 01:01:49,652 Maybe that's 'cause you weren't actually slinging as much bullshit as you thought. 888 01:01:49,722 --> 01:01:52,987 “Get out there and play in the dirt”? I mean, what... I made that up! 889 01:01:53,058 --> 01:01:55,754 Sounds pretty good to me. Hey, Gert. 890 01:01:55,828 --> 01:02:00,128 The sad thing is, I had a greater sense of accomplishment from the water-main thing 891 01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:02,190 than anything else I've done in the past seven years. 892 01:02:02,268 --> 01:02:05,260 I get it. I mean, you set out to do something and you did it. 893 01:02:05,337 --> 01:02:07,931 So you feel drunk with power now. Makes sense. 894 01:02:08,007 --> 01:02:11,374 That's just it. I was the youngest flack ever put in charge of its entire division... 895 01:02:11,443 --> 01:02:12,842 in the history of Mandell Kirschner. 896 01:02:12,912 --> 01:02:14,846 - I know. - That's an accomplishment. 897 01:02:14,914 --> 01:02:18,281 Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest? 898 01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:21,842 - That's just delayed common sense. - Yeah, but that's your life now. 899 01:02:21,921 --> 01:02:25,448 I mean, being the youngest flack in the history of blah, blah, blah... 900 01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:28,925 that's not you anymore. I mean, that might never have been you. 901 01:02:28,994 --> 01:02:31,326 Oh, it was me. It was me with my own apartment, 902 01:02:31,397 --> 01:02:33,661 me richer, me with more self-respect. 903 01:02:33,732 --> 01:02:35,962 Like it or not, this is you. 904 01:02:36,035 --> 01:02:40,369 I mean, forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are. 905 01:02:41,373 --> 01:02:45,241 - I guess I'll just get this. - Gert, what are you doing? 906 01:02:45,311 --> 01:02:49,213 I distinctly remember your father telling you you could get Dirty Dancing. 907 01:02:49,281 --> 01:02:53,115 - Oh, yeah! He did! - Yeah. 908 01:02:54,620 --> 01:02:56,485 Thanks for that, by the way. 909 01:02:56,555 --> 01:03:00,252 Incidentally, she's been asking me when she's gonna grow boobies like yours. 910 01:03:00,326 --> 01:03:03,124 - Oh, my God! - She's seven, OK? 911 01:03:03,195 --> 01:03:07,131 If you want, I can give her the old “boobie” talk my mom gave me when I was a kid. 912 01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:09,997 Does that talk include using the word “knockers”? 913 01:03:18,010 --> 01:03:22,709 I'm glad there's no, you know, awkwardness between us. 914 01:03:22,781 --> 01:03:27,980 After the... well, the thing that happened last week with... 915 01:03:28,053 --> 01:03:30,544 Ollie, I was gonna give you a mercy jump. 916 01:03:31,190 --> 01:03:34,785 The moment passed. It's no big deal. 917 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:38,387 - Just friends, right? - Yeah, friends. 918 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,967 “Mercy jump.” Stay away from my kid. 919 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,847 - No, that's too round. - Shut up. 920 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:59,681 - Shut up! Shut up! - Just make it... 921 01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:03,244 - Would you shut the hell up?! - All right! 922 01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:06,155 There's people gettin' their throats cut in this thing. 923 01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:07,522 Yep. 924 01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:10,153 And your father said you could do this for the show? 925 01:04:10,229 --> 01:04:11,662 Yep. 926 01:04:12,364 --> 01:04:15,595 Why the hell would he OK you singing this shit? 927 01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:19,195 Because I saw him and Maya naked in the shower. 928 01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:21,034 Oh, yeah. 929 01:04:21,106 --> 01:04:23,597 That'll do it. 930 01:04:45,698 --> 01:04:49,828 Can I speak with an Arthur Brickman, please? 931 01:04:59,511 --> 01:05:01,877 - Ollie. - Arthur. 932 01:05:01,947 --> 01:05:03,938 - Hey, man. - How're you doin'? 933 01:05:04,016 --> 01:05:07,213 - Good. How are you? - Good. Good to see you. 934 01:05:07,286 --> 01:05:11,347 You know, the town voted unanimously, approved the water main, so... 935 01:05:11,423 --> 01:05:13,755 You were always great with a crowd. 936 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:16,920 Well, except that... that once, of course. 937 01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:20,329 But that's it. It was the polar opposite of the Fresh Prince incident. 938 01:05:20,399 --> 01:05:26,235 It was like I was on the top of my game. Which is why I wanted to see ya. 939 01:05:26,305 --> 01:05:30,139 - I wanna ask you a favor. - Anything, man. What? 940 01:05:30,209 --> 01:05:34,373 Is there any way that you could get me an interview with your firm? 941 01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:40,885 You're serious? 942 01:05:40,953 --> 01:05:43,285 I thought it was weird that you wanted to eat here. 943 01:05:43,355 --> 01:05:46,381 - Oh, I know it's gonna be tough... - Tough? 944 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:51,054 Ollie, you called a roomful of press a bunch of jerk-offs, 945 01:05:51,130 --> 01:05:53,997 and trashed a client who's one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. 946 01:05:54,066 --> 01:05:56,534 - He wasn't big then. - No, but he is now. 947 01:05:56,602 --> 01:05:59,435 You wanna know how big? When I left Mandell Kirschner, 948 01:05:59,505 --> 01:06:02,702 there were some firms that wouldn't even look at my resume because I... 949 01:06:02,775 --> 01:06:05,175 No offense, but because I worked under you. 950 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:10,743 I've only been at Angellotti a year now... 951 01:06:10,816 --> 01:06:14,217 You know what, man? Forget I asked. Don't worry about it. Seriously. 952 01:06:14,286 --> 01:06:17,187 - It was stupid. I got carried away... - No, let me finish. 953 01:06:17,256 --> 01:06:19,781 What I was gonna say was... 954 01:06:19,858 --> 01:06:25,990 I've been waiting years to be in a position to be able to help you out, and now I am. 955 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:28,898 It's not gonna be an easy sell, but... 956 01:06:28,967 --> 01:06:32,926 I think I can get you in a room with Angellotti himself. 957 01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:36,503 - Thank you so much. - Of course. 958 01:06:39,178 --> 01:06:41,339 You know, you're a lot more affectionate than I remember. 959 01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:45,213 It's just... I miss it so much, you know? 960 01:06:45,284 --> 01:06:47,775 It's the only thing I was ever any good at. 961 01:06:47,853 --> 01:06:50,651 Oh, this is great. I can move back here... 962 01:06:50,722 --> 01:06:54,123 I can put Gertie in a really good, expensive private school... 963 01:06:54,193 --> 01:06:57,094 I can get her a nanny, you know? 964 01:06:57,162 --> 01:07:01,360 It'll be like that whole Fresh Prince thing never even happened. 965 01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:06,632 I'll work on the old man when I get back to the office and call you tonight if it's a go. 966 01:07:06,705 --> 01:07:08,036 Oh, great. 967 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:10,302 ♪ Excuse me 968 01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:12,104 ♪ Dear, see to the customers 969 01:07:12,177 --> 01:07:14,077 ♪ Guess what's the... 970 01:07:14,146 --> 01:07:16,080 - ♪ Quick now! - ♪ My heart's a-flutter 971 01:07:16,148 --> 01:07:18,048 ♪ When I pound the floor 972 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:19,812 ♪ It's a signal to show that I'm ready to go 973 01:07:19,885 --> 01:07:23,548 ♪ When I pound the floor... I have to get the phone. 974 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:26,523 Come on, Pop! Do Dad's part. 975 01:07:26,592 --> 01:07:28,150 - Me? - Yeah. 976 01:07:28,227 --> 01:07:29,819 Yeah, go do that. 977 01:07:30,863 --> 01:07:33,423 Hello? Hey, Arthur. 978 01:07:37,035 --> 01:07:39,299 You're kidding? 979 01:07:42,941 --> 01:07:45,808 Three times... 980 01:07:45,878 --> 01:07:49,507 Why do I have to sing your dad's part? I'm supposed to be the guy who gets clipped. 981 01:07:49,581 --> 01:07:53,642 - You are, but you're Dad's understudy too. - What the hell is that? 982 01:07:53,719 --> 01:07:55,949 It means if Daddy breaks a leg, then you do his part for him. 983 01:07:56,021 --> 01:07:58,819 - So, come on, try it again. - You're doin' good. 984 01:07:58,891 --> 01:08:00,950 ♪ I'll pound three times... 985 01:08:01,026 --> 01:08:02,687 ♪ Three times! 986 01:08:02,761 --> 01:08:05,525 Wait, wait, wait! I'm supposed to be the understudy now. 987 01:08:05,597 --> 01:08:07,064 I cannot work like this. I'm sorry. 988 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,226 - This is no way to run a show. - You were good. 989 01:08:10,302 --> 01:08:12,668 You can go back to waiting in the wings, Tommy Tune. 990 01:08:12,738 --> 01:08:15,263 I'll be doin' my own singing henceforth. 991 01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:17,535 - Who's Tommy Tune? - Tommy Tune is a man 992 01:08:17,609 --> 01:08:21,204 that you can get a chance to see live and on Broadway 993 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:23,976 when we move back to New York City! 994 01:08:26,285 --> 01:08:27,479 - What? - What? 995 01:08:27,553 --> 01:08:28,383 - What? - What? 996 01:08:28,453 --> 01:08:29,750 Yeah, what? 997 01:08:29,821 --> 01:08:33,814 I was just on the phone with an old friend that I worked with at Mandell Kirschner. 998 01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:37,453 I had lunch with him and I asked him if he'd get me an interview with his new firm. 999 01:08:37,529 --> 01:08:41,295 Jesus, another interview, Ollie? Come on, when are you gonna learn? 1000 01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:45,894 Well, smart guy, he just called me, said he sat down with his boss, 1001 01:08:45,971 --> 01:08:48,166 sold me to his boss like I was the cure for cancer. 1002 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:52,370 It just so happens that a little spot has opened up in their music department. 1003 01:08:52,444 --> 01:08:55,174 Boom! After six years of being a pariah, 1004 01:08:55,247 --> 01:08:57,306 I'm gonna get back in! 1005 01:08:57,382 --> 01:08:59,077 I'm talkin' about no more street sweeper, 1006 01:08:59,151 --> 01:09:01,619 no more picking up garbage, and no more water main! 1007 01:09:01,687 --> 01:09:04,622 I'm talking press lines, I'm talking about parties! 1008 01:09:04,690 --> 01:09:07,090 I'm talking about a Westside address, 1009 01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:09,252 I'm talkin' about a good school for Gertie! 1010 01:09:09,328 --> 01:09:10,989 But I already go to a good school. 1011 01:09:11,063 --> 01:09:15,830 Yes, honey, but you're gonna go to a way, way better school in New York City. 1012 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,495 You're gonna be able to take the subway to school. Won't that be fun? 1013 01:09:18,570 --> 01:09:20,765 But the subway's full of junkies and mole-men. 1014 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:25,502 - Well, they are. - Don't listen to Pop. 1015 01:09:25,577 --> 01:09:27,602 What do I tell you? He makes things up! 1016 01:09:27,679 --> 01:09:29,977 - You'll see. The subways are great. - I don't wanna see. 1017 01:09:30,048 --> 01:09:33,506 I don't wanna go to a school up in the city. I wanna go to my school. 1018 01:09:33,585 --> 01:09:36,110 Honey, it's gonna be too far of a drive for me to come back down here 1019 01:09:36,188 --> 01:09:38,019 to take you to school in New Jersey every morning. 1020 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:41,025 So let's not move to the city. Let's stay here with Pop. 1021 01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:45,029 Sweetheart, I'm too old to be living with my father. 1022 01:09:45,097 --> 01:09:47,190 I need to get my own place. 1023 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:49,564 And Pop... I mean, look at him, he's a mad-dog. 1024 01:09:49,635 --> 01:09:52,297 He doesn't want us around here getting in his way, crampin' his style... 1025 01:09:52,371 --> 01:09:56,398 - Do you, Pop? - That's all horseshit. 1026 01:09:56,475 --> 01:09:57,965 You know... thanks, Pop. 1027 01:09:58,043 --> 01:10:00,603 I don't wanna move to the city. I like it here. 1028 01:10:00,679 --> 01:10:03,477 Pop says you can live here as long as you want. 1029 01:10:03,548 --> 01:10:06,176 Baby, remember when I took you to see Sweeney Todd? 1030 01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:08,344 How much fun was that? We had a good time, right? 1031 01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:11,287 I mean, if we move to New York City, we can do that every night! 1032 01:10:11,356 --> 01:10:13,347 Except for the nights you're working, of course. 1033 01:10:13,425 --> 01:10:15,393 You know what? Why don't you shut up for a second, OK? 1034 01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,587 I'm trying to talk to my daughter. 1035 01:10:17,663 --> 01:10:20,063 You love New York City. You told me you loved the city. 1036 01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:21,622 - No, I didn't. - Oh! 1037 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:23,691 - I said it was OK. - Jesus Christ! 1038 01:10:23,769 --> 01:10:27,899 I said I like Highlands better. Why would you want some other job anyway, Dad? 1039 01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,304 You get to ride the Batmobile! 1040 01:10:29,374 --> 01:10:32,309 Baby, Daddy doesn't wanna drive the Batmobile! 1041 01:10:32,377 --> 01:10:35,312 Daddy wants to eat sushi! Daddy wants to hail cabs! 1042 01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:37,473 Daddy wants to have a doorman! 1043 01:10:37,549 --> 01:10:40,074 Daddy wants to lord it over magazine editors! 1044 01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:45,385 Daddy loved his old job, and he's missed it every day since he's been gone. 1045 01:10:45,457 --> 01:10:49,450 Daddy wants to do that job. Daddy doesn't wanna pick up garbage forever! 1046 01:10:49,528 --> 01:10:51,928 But you told everybody at the meeting that your job's good 1047 01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:53,828 because you don't have to wear a suit. 1048 01:10:53,899 --> 01:10:58,097 Yes, but Daddy was just saying that to get them to say yes to a water main. 1049 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,434 So you were just lying to everybody? 1050 01:11:01,573 --> 01:11:05,703 Look, OK, I'll tell you what. I'll go to the meeting, all right? 1051 01:11:05,777 --> 01:11:08,268 If I don't like what the man says, then I won't take the job. 1052 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:09,678 Now you're lying to me! 1053 01:11:09,748 --> 01:11:12,273 All right, look, young lady! I'm gonna go to this job interview on Monday, 1054 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:13,477 whether you like it or not. 1055 01:11:13,552 --> 01:11:14,644 Wait, this Monday? 1056 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,382 - Yes. - Ollie, you can't go on Monday. 1057 01:11:17,456 --> 01:11:20,118 - Why? - Because that's the day of my show! 1058 01:11:23,161 --> 01:11:27,621 Oh, shit. It is, isn't it? 1059 01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:31,191 Well, it's at four, so I can, you know, make it back in time. 1060 01:11:31,269 --> 01:11:32,566 But my show's at five! 1061 01:11:32,637 --> 01:11:34,901 On what planet are you gonna get back here by five 1062 01:11:34,973 --> 01:11:36,702 if you've got a meeting in the city at four? 1063 01:11:36,775 --> 01:11:38,902 Just lay off me for a second! I forgot about the show. 1064 01:11:38,977 --> 01:11:41,172 How could you forget? What, are you stupid? 1065 01:11:41,246 --> 01:11:43,510 Gertie, this job is very important to Daddy. 1066 01:11:43,582 --> 01:11:45,914 What about my show? Isn't that important to you? 1067 01:11:45,984 --> 01:11:47,884 Yes, honey, that's even more important to me. 1068 01:11:47,953 --> 01:11:51,753 Then don't go to your stupid meeting about your stupid new job in the stupid city! 1069 01:11:51,823 --> 01:11:54,883 - That's enough, young lady! - I don't even want you in the show! 1070 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,723 You're not even a good Sweeney Todd anyway. 1071 01:11:56,795 --> 01:12:00,026 Pop's way better. Even Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block are better than you. 1072 01:12:00,098 --> 01:12:01,929 Those men are not your uncles! 1073 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,764 Oh, no, but we're good enough to build sets for her show, right? 1074 01:12:04,836 --> 01:12:07,327 Sorry, I didn't mean that. Where are you going? 1075 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,933 I don't wanna be around you! I don't even want you to come to the show to watch it. 1076 01:12:11,009 --> 01:12:15,412 - Oh, come on! - I don't! I don't even like you anymore! 1077 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:18,938 Get back here, young lady! Hey! I'm talkin' to you! 1078 01:12:19,017 --> 01:12:21,611 Hey, young lady! Get back here, young lady! 1079 01:12:21,686 --> 01:12:24,314 No! You can't tell me what to do! I don't have to do anything you say! 1080 01:12:24,389 --> 01:12:25,583 - Yes, you do! - Why? 1081 01:12:25,657 --> 01:12:27,090 Because I'm your father, that's why! 1082 01:12:27,159 --> 01:12:29,286 - So what? - Don't you yell at me, Gertrude! 1083 01:12:29,361 --> 01:12:30,385 I'll yell at you all I want! 1084 01:12:30,462 --> 01:12:32,953 Blah, blah, blah! I'm not moving to the stupid city! 1085 01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:36,091 All right, that's it! You are moving to the city and you're gonna like it, and that's the end. 1086 01:12:36,168 --> 01:12:38,602 I hate you! I wish you'd died, not Mommy! 1087 01:12:38,670 --> 01:12:40,103 I hate you right back, you little shit! 1088 01:12:40,205 --> 01:12:44,107 You and your mother took my life away and I just want it back! 1089 01:12:53,151 --> 01:12:55,176 God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't mean... 1090 01:12:55,253 --> 01:12:56,413 - Get off me! - I'm sorry... 1091 01:12:56,488 --> 01:12:58,479 Get off of me! 1092 01:13:05,864 --> 01:13:08,458 What the hell's the matter with you? 1093 01:15:06,785 --> 01:15:09,015 - Hey. - Hey. 1094 01:15:09,854 --> 01:15:13,620 What happened to you the other night? You just sort of took off. 1095 01:15:13,692 --> 01:15:16,217 It looked to me like you guys needed a little privacy. 1096 01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:18,592 What I really needed was a little backup. 1097 01:15:18,663 --> 01:15:21,496 She's a kid, Ollie. Kids don't weather change well. 1098 01:15:21,566 --> 01:15:24,899 I mean, in a few years, you won't be able to keep her out of Manhattan. 1099 01:15:24,970 --> 01:15:27,871 But for now, she just wants what she knows. 1100 01:15:27,939 --> 01:15:28,928 So do I. 1101 01:15:29,007 --> 01:15:31,202 Yeah, but is that even what you know anymore? 1102 01:15:31,276 --> 01:15:33,267 Oh, Jesus. You too? 1103 01:15:33,345 --> 01:15:37,179 You want your old life back. Big-money job, out of your old man's house... 1104 01:15:37,248 --> 01:15:39,580 It's not like it doesn't make any sense. 1105 01:15:40,452 --> 01:15:41,851 Yeah. So? 1106 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,650 That's your life that you want back, not theirs. 1107 01:15:44,723 --> 01:15:48,682 I mean, this is their life. What you're sort of saying to everybody who loves you 1108 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:50,819 is that what we have isn't good enough for you. 1109 01:15:50,895 --> 01:15:53,489 So it's just upsetting everybody, you know? 1110 01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:56,794 - Everybody? - Oh... What, me? 1111 01:15:57,135 --> 01:16:01,071 I mean, it's not like we've got some big romance going on or anything. 1112 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:03,471 We're just friends, right? 1113 01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:08,171 Did you ever wonder if... maybe someday it might... 1114 01:16:09,514 --> 01:16:12,642 be more than that? 1115 01:16:13,752 --> 01:16:18,712 For about two seconds, before you had me hiding in the shower from your kid. 1116 01:16:18,790 --> 01:16:20,849 Look, Ollie, I like you, but... 1117 01:16:20,925 --> 01:16:24,122 I'm not gonna be all heartbroken 'cause you're leaving town. 1118 01:16:24,195 --> 01:16:25,492 I know. 1119 01:16:25,563 --> 01:16:27,861 Even if I took this job in the city, 1120 01:16:27,932 --> 01:16:34,098 I'd still come back down here and visit my old man. And you. 1121 01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:39,337 Why? I mean, you think I'm gonna stick around here for much longer? 1122 01:16:39,411 --> 01:16:41,845 - Maya... - Ollie... 1123 01:16:43,214 --> 01:16:46,047 I gotta get back to work. 1124 01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:51,622 If... if I don't... if I don't see you at the show, 1125 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:55,182 give me a call sometime when you get all settled up in the big city. 1126 01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:56,625 Come on... 1127 01:17:03,034 --> 01:17:05,002 Shit. 1128 01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:41,162 Hi, Daddy. 1129 01:18:41,232 --> 01:18:44,292 Hey, baby. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up. 1130 01:18:44,369 --> 01:18:46,166 It's OK. 1131 01:18:46,237 --> 01:18:50,731 Listen. I'm sorry - for yelling at you the other night. 1132 01:18:51,576 --> 01:18:57,071 I was wrong. And I didn't mean any of the things that I said. 1133 01:18:57,148 --> 01:19:00,140 I know. Neither did I. 1134 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:05,285 - Daddy? - Yeah? 1135 01:19:05,356 --> 01:19:08,018 Did Mommy like living in the city? 1136 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:13,096 Yeah, she did. She loved it. 1137 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:16,092 Then I guess I'll love it too. 1138 01:19:17,235 --> 01:19:19,965 Thanks, sweetheart. 1139 01:19:20,805 --> 01:19:22,568 Thanks. 1140 01:19:25,743 --> 01:19:29,702 You know, I still might make it to your show tomorrow, if the traffic's not too bad. 1141 01:19:29,781 --> 01:19:34,115 I won't be mad if you miss it. I understand. 1142 01:19:35,053 --> 01:19:38,853 OK, sweetie. Go back to sleep. I love you. 1143 01:19:41,426 --> 01:19:43,587 Good night, Daddy. 1144 01:19:45,463 --> 01:19:47,294 Good night. 1145 01:20:23,468 --> 01:20:26,869 George Clooney's office for Tony on line one. 1146 01:20:26,938 --> 01:20:29,873 The Angellotti Company. One moment, please. 1147 01:20:29,941 --> 01:20:31,602 - Can I help you? - Yes. 1148 01:20:31,676 --> 01:20:36,511 My name's Oliver Trinké and I'm here to see Arthur Brickman and Mr. Angellotti. 1149 01:20:36,581 --> 01:20:37,411 OK. 1150 01:20:37,482 --> 01:20:39,575 Mr. Trinké is here. 1151 01:20:39,651 --> 01:20:41,243 OK, I will. 1152 01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:43,879 - They'll be about ten more minutes. - OK. 1153 01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:48,582 - You can have a seat. - Right, right... 1154 01:20:54,098 --> 01:20:55,395 Hello. 1155 01:20:55,466 --> 01:20:58,458 Oh, my God... Hi! 1156 01:20:58,536 --> 01:21:00,697 I'm here to see Brad. 1157 01:21:00,772 --> 01:21:02,865 Yes! He's expecting you, sir. 1158 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:07,401 He apologizes, but he's stuck in traffic He's just a few blocks away. 1159 01:21:07,478 --> 01:21:10,811 Why don't you just have a seat and I'll let him know that you've arrived. 1160 01:21:10,882 --> 01:21:12,873 Thank you very much. 1161 01:21:25,830 --> 01:21:29,163 They love to keep you waiting, don't they? 1162 01:21:30,335 --> 01:21:34,965 - Excuse me? - They love to keep you waiting. 1163 01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:38,008 Right. Yeah, yeah, they do. 1164 01:21:38,076 --> 01:21:41,102 I think they think it gives them a psychological edge, you know? 1165 01:21:41,179 --> 01:21:43,739 Well, it's about to give 'em the edge of my ass, 1166 01:21:43,815 --> 01:21:47,080 'cause that's all they're gonna see when I'm walkin' out that door. 1167 01:21:47,151 --> 01:21:49,517 You know anything about these guys? 1168 01:21:49,587 --> 01:21:52,055 Only that they're the fastest-growing... 1169 01:21:52,123 --> 01:21:55,923 “...firm in the business.” Yes, I read that article too. 1170 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:58,155 All right, well... You know as much as I do. 1171 01:21:58,229 --> 01:22:00,390 I guess that means they know what they're doing. 1172 01:22:00,465 --> 01:22:04,731 I suppose. Unless these publicists hire other publicists to get the word out for 'em. 1173 01:22:04,802 --> 01:22:08,203 Right. And then those publicists hire their own publicists 1174 01:22:08,272 --> 01:22:11,639 to help spin the good publicity they created for these publicists. 1175 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:14,473 Of course, knowing publicists, they probably hire publicists 1176 01:22:14,545 --> 01:22:16,103 to promote the fact that they spun the publicity 1177 01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:19,946 that they hired the other publicists to spin. So... 1178 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,851 - Oh man! So what do you do? - I'm a publicist. 1179 01:22:25,456 --> 01:22:29,153 I didn't realize I was sitting here talking to an Angellotti man. 1180 01:22:29,227 --> 01:22:32,822 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not an Angellotti man. 1181 01:22:32,897 --> 01:22:35,229 At least not yet. I'm here trying to get a job. 1182 01:22:35,299 --> 01:22:40,327 These guys have been tryin' to steal me from my publicist since my last flick. 1183 01:22:40,405 --> 01:22:43,374 - Oh, the robot movie, right? - Oh, yeah, you saw it? 1184 01:22:43,441 --> 01:22:45,739 I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'm gonna... 1185 01:22:45,810 --> 01:22:48,210 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot for the support though, man. 1186 01:22:48,279 --> 01:22:52,181 - I wanna see it... - You know what? It's not that good. 1187 01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,946 I have a kid. I don't get a chance to get out and see movies 1188 01:22:55,019 --> 01:22:57,180 unless they have singing crabs in 'em. 1189 01:22:57,255 --> 01:22:59,951 Singing crabs? I saw that one. That means you have a girl. 1190 01:23:00,024 --> 01:23:01,491 That's right. 1191 01:23:01,559 --> 01:23:03,618 - How old is she? - She's seven. 1192 01:23:03,694 --> 01:23:06,254 Yeah? Cool. I got a girl and two boys. 1193 01:23:06,330 --> 01:23:08,230 Three kids? 1194 01:23:08,299 --> 01:23:11,029 God. How do you find time to make all those blockbusters? 1195 01:23:11,102 --> 01:23:12,626 Shoot, if I didn't have all them damn kids, 1196 01:23:12,703 --> 01:23:14,568 I wouldn't have to make these blockbusters. 1197 01:23:14,639 --> 01:23:16,334 Right. 1198 01:23:16,407 --> 01:23:18,398 Oh, man. 1199 01:23:19,010 --> 01:23:22,036 - It's cool, though, isn't it? - Making blockbusters? 1200 01:23:22,113 --> 01:23:25,776 - You tell me. - Bein' a parent, funny man. 1201 01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:29,553 It has its moments. 1202 01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:31,986 - What's your daughter's name? - Gertrude. 1203 01:23:32,356 --> 01:23:34,916 Damn! Why'd you do that to that girl, man? 1204 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,128 - Did you lose a bet? - No. 1205 01:23:38,196 --> 01:23:42,462 - No, it was my wife's name. - “Was”? OK, let me guess. 1206 01:23:42,533 --> 01:23:46,902 She took you for half after she saddled the kid with the name Gert? 1207 01:23:46,971 --> 01:23:50,566 I can't blame it on her. I saddled the kid with the name Gert. 1208 01:23:50,641 --> 01:23:53,701 She died in childbirth. So... 1209 01:23:55,446 --> 01:23:58,210 - No, no, no, it's... - I feel like an asshole, man. 1210 01:23:58,282 --> 01:24:01,683 - Don't worry about it. - No, listen, I'm really sorry about that. 1211 01:24:01,752 --> 01:24:06,212 I didn't see your movie, so we're even. Trust me. 1212 01:24:06,290 --> 01:24:10,283 This is exactly why people don't talk to each other in waiting rooms, right? 1213 01:24:10,361 --> 01:24:13,330 Probably. Although, I gotta tell ya... 1214 01:24:13,397 --> 01:24:17,697 the fact that the guy who wrote “Parents Just Don't Understand” is now a parent 1215 01:24:17,768 --> 01:24:20,168 completely makes up for it. 1216 01:24:21,005 --> 01:24:22,563 Oh, man. We don't though, do we? 1217 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,835 - What's that? - Understand. 1218 01:24:24,909 --> 01:24:29,437 I mean, these kids today. From the door, man, they got it all over us. 1219 01:24:29,547 --> 01:24:33,313 My daughter has it all over me, I can tell you that. 1220 01:24:33,384 --> 01:24:34,908 Yeah, my middle one, my son? 1221 01:24:34,986 --> 01:24:37,546 Every time I walk out of the house in the morning 1222 01:24:37,622 --> 01:24:39,954 he says, “Daddy, how far you love me?” 1223 01:24:40,024 --> 01:24:42,788 I always pick somewhere close. “I love you to that table, man.” 1224 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:47,194 “No, you don't. You love me all the way to the moon and back down to the dirt.” 1225 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,428 That's great. 1226 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,594 It take everything I got to walk out of that house. 1227 01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,730 You get to spend time with them on the set though, right? 1228 01:24:55,806 --> 01:25:00,106 Oh, yeah. But if I was a smart man, I wouldn't be sittin' here right now. 1229 01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:03,841 I'd be at home playing in the dirt with my kids. 1230 01:25:05,650 --> 01:25:08,517 But we all know that I'm not famous 'cause of my brains. 1231 01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:13,455 It's 'cause I'm, like, strikingly handsome, crazy sexy. 1232 01:25:13,524 --> 01:25:17,551 And I'm, like, hung like it's ridiculous. 1233 01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:23,924 Oh, man! But I'm definitely not the sharpest spoon in the shed. 1234 01:25:26,337 --> 01:25:28,862 You know... 1235 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,932 - It was really nice talking to you. - Oh, hey, you too, man. 1236 01:25:32,009 --> 01:25:34,671 - You out? - I'm out. 1237 01:25:34,745 --> 01:25:36,679 Hey, you recommend these guys? 1238 01:25:36,747 --> 01:25:40,513 Only guy I can recommend is named Arthur Brickman. 1239 01:25:40,585 --> 01:25:42,644 Other than that, I can't vouch for anybody. 1240 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:45,814 Hold on. You Brickman? 1241 01:25:46,958 --> 01:25:51,588 No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid. 1242 01:26:05,142 --> 01:26:08,407 - ♪ Toby! - ♪ Coming! 'Scuse me 1243 01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:10,606 - ♪ Ale there! - ♪ Right, mum! 1244 01:26:10,681 --> 01:26:11,670 ♪ Quick now! 1245 01:26:11,749 --> 01:26:13,649 ♪ God, that's good! 1246 01:26:13,718 --> 01:26:16,243 You want some rouge, or should I just pinch your cheeks? 1247 01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:20,017 Pinch my cheeks, kids' show or not, I'll put you through the wall. 1248 01:26:32,737 --> 01:26:36,673 I'd like to welcome everyone to Saint Maria Goretti's 1249 01:26:36,741 --> 01:26:39,232 Student/Family Fall Pageant. 1250 01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:46,614 This is a celebration of your children and their talents, 1251 01:26:46,684 --> 01:26:48,584 so we hope you enjoy the show. 1252 01:26:48,653 --> 01:26:53,556 Our first act is first-grader Cynthia Bodnar and her mother Jane, 1253 01:26:53,624 --> 01:26:58,391 performing the song “Memory” from the Broadway show Cats. 1254 01:27:04,435 --> 01:27:08,895 And now Tracy Colelli, from Sister Ann's kindergarten class, 1255 01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:13,239 will perform with her parents “Memory” from Cats. 1256 01:27:27,091 --> 01:27:33,291 And now, first-grader Martin Tobias and his mother will perform... 1257 01:27:33,364 --> 01:27:35,924 Oh, boy, this is a popular song. 1258 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,491 ”Memory” from Cats. 1259 01:27:51,449 --> 01:27:53,474 You gotta be kidding me! 1260 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:13,466 You couldn't make it easy on me, could you, Gert? 1261 01:28:32,189 --> 01:28:34,419 Honey, it's gonna be OK. 1262 01:28:35,559 --> 01:28:39,051 You're next, Gertie. Break a leg. 1263 01:29:16,967 --> 01:29:21,336 And now, we have something not from Cats. Thank God. 1264 01:29:21,405 --> 01:29:25,569 First-grader Gertrude Trinké and her father, Oliver... 1265 01:29:31,115 --> 01:29:34,482 - Just my grandfather. - Oh. 1266 01:29:34,552 --> 01:29:39,114 I'm sorry. First-grader Gertrude Trinké and her grandfather 1267 01:29:39,190 --> 01:29:42,387 will be performing what I can only assume is a hymn, 1268 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:47,898 entitled “God, That's Good”, from the musical Sweeney Todd. 1269 01:30:01,979 --> 01:30:06,006 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 1270 01:30:07,885 --> 01:30:09,750 ♪ Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well 1271 01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:13,347 ♪ At that delicate, luscious, ambrosial smell? 1272 01:30:13,424 --> 01:30:15,654 ♪ Yes, they are, I can tell 1273 01:30:15,726 --> 01:30:20,026 ♪ Well, ladies and gentlemen, that aroma enriching the breeze 1274 01:30:20,097 --> 01:30:22,122 ♪ Is like nothing compared to its succulent source 1275 01:30:22,199 --> 01:30:25,191 ♪ As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course 1276 01:30:26,237 --> 01:30:30,697 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, you can't imagine the rapture and star 1277 01:30:30,774 --> 01:30:34,540 ♪ Just inside of this door 1278 01:30:36,881 --> 01:30:40,647 ♪ There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies 1279 01:30:40,718 --> 01:30:44,347 ♪ Savory and sweet pies, as you see 1280 01:30:44,788 --> 01:30:48,815 ♪ You who eats pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies 1281 01:30:48,893 --> 01:30:52,329 ♪ Conjure up the treat pies used to be 1282 01:30:52,696 --> 01:30:55,688 - ♪ Toby! - ♪ Coming! 'Scuse me... 1283 01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:57,631 - ♪ Ale there! - ♪ Right, mum! 1284 01:30:57,701 --> 01:31:00,465 - ♪ Quick now! - ♪ God, that's good! 1285 01:31:00,538 --> 01:31:02,335 ♪ Nice to see you, dearie 1286 01:31:02,406 --> 01:31:04,567 ♪ How have you been keeping? 1287 01:31:04,642 --> 01:31:08,134 ♪ Cor, me bones is weary Toby! One for the gentleman 1288 01:31:08,212 --> 01:31:11,409 ♪ Hear the birdies cheeping? Helps to keep it cheery 1289 01:31:11,849 --> 01:31:13,840 ♪ Toby! Throw the old woman out! 1290 01:31:13,918 --> 01:31:15,579 ♪ God, that's good! 1291 01:31:15,653 --> 01:31:19,214 ♪ What's your budget, dearie? No, we don't cut slices 1292 01:31:20,124 --> 01:31:22,115 Take this off. 1293 01:31:23,994 --> 01:31:27,088 ♪ ...me prices I'm a little leery 1294 01:31:27,164 --> 01:31:29,064 ♪ Business couldn't be better, though 1295 01:31:29,133 --> 01:31:30,760 ♪ God, that's good! 1296 01:31:30,834 --> 01:31:32,734 ♪ Knock on wood 1297 01:31:32,803 --> 01:31:34,828 ♪ Excuse me 1298 01:31:34,905 --> 01:31:36,736 ♪ Dear, see to the customers 1299 01:31:36,807 --> 01:31:39,469 ♪ Yes, what, love? 1300 01:31:47,685 --> 01:31:49,846 - ♪ Quick now! - ♪ Me heart's a-flutter 1301 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,911 - ♪ When I pound the floor... - ♪ When you pound the floor 1302 01:31:51,989 --> 01:31:53,650 ♪ It's a signal to show that I'm ready to go 1303 01:31:53,724 --> 01:31:55,453 - ♪ When I pound the floor... - ♪ When you pound the floor 1304 01:31:55,526 --> 01:31:58,461 - ♪ Will you trust me? - ♪ I just want to be sure 1305 01:31:58,529 --> 01:32:03,262 ♪ When I'm certain that you're in place I'll pound three times 1306 01:32:03,467 --> 01:32:05,867 ♪ Three times 1307 01:32:05,936 --> 01:32:08,598 ♪ And then you! 1308 01:32:08,672 --> 01:32:11,266 ♪ Three times! 1309 01:32:11,342 --> 01:32:13,572 ♪ If you... 1310 01:32:13,644 --> 01:32:15,271 ♪ Exactly! 1311 01:32:15,346 --> 01:32:17,075 - ♪ More hot pies! - ♪ God! 1312 01:32:17,147 --> 01:32:18,375 - ♪ More hot! - ♪ Right! 1313 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:20,781 ♪ More pies! More! 1314 01:32:20,851 --> 01:32:22,648 ♪ Wait! 1315 01:32:34,465 --> 01:32:36,797 ♪ God, that's good! 1316 01:33:14,505 --> 01:33:17,736 - I love you, Daddy. - I love you too. 1317 01:33:17,808 --> 01:33:19,799 I love you so much. 1318 01:33:19,877 --> 01:33:22,072 - You were great. - You too. 1319 01:33:29,019 --> 01:33:31,010 You... guys... 1320 01:33:31,088 --> 01:33:33,886 were... great! 1321 01:33:35,626 --> 01:33:37,617 Oh, God! 1322 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:40,095 Hey, Gertie! Come dance with me. 1323 01:33:40,164 --> 01:33:44,260 - Bye, Uncle Greenie. Bye, Uncle Block. - Bye, sweetheart. 1324 01:33:45,569 --> 01:33:47,935 - I'm startin' to like show business. - Yeah. 1325 01:33:48,005 --> 01:33:53,033 Well, don't get caught up in the glory. Tomorrow you're on shithouse duty. 1326 01:33:53,110 --> 01:33:58,412 You know, sometimes I just wanna... 1327 01:33:58,482 --> 01:34:01,713 I'm so tired of being your little geisha. 1328 01:34:01,785 --> 01:34:04,618 You had me worried there for a minute. 1329 01:34:04,688 --> 01:34:08,590 Yeah, who knew all those years you were nursing a case of stage fright. 1330 01:34:08,659 --> 01:34:12,459 Not about that, smart ass. About the other thing. 1331 01:34:13,030 --> 01:34:17,023 - About moving away. - Come on, Dad. 1332 01:34:17,101 --> 01:34:19,160 Don't you wanna live alone again? 1333 01:34:20,104 --> 01:34:23,335 Not as much as I don't wanna die alone. 1334 01:34:32,583 --> 01:34:34,574 We're not going anywhere, Pop. 1335 01:34:42,126 --> 01:34:43,889 You wanna go over there and cheer up your pop? 1336 01:34:43,961 --> 01:34:47,522 He's devastated about missing his big singing debut. 1337 01:34:47,598 --> 01:34:49,589 Aw! 1338 01:34:49,666 --> 01:34:51,861 Pop! 1339 01:34:54,705 --> 01:34:56,730 Hey, Princess! 1340 01:34:57,641 --> 01:35:00,769 Look at you. Mr. Big Hero of the Night. 1341 01:35:00,844 --> 01:35:05,338 Yeah, well, it might take me longer than some, but I... 1342 01:35:05,415 --> 01:35:07,747 May I? 1343 01:35:07,818 --> 01:35:09,809 OK. 1344 01:35:11,388 --> 01:35:14,414 I like to think I come around eventually. 1345 01:35:14,491 --> 01:35:17,688 Well, you showing up when you did like that? 1346 01:35:17,761 --> 01:35:21,663 That was just about the most romantic thing I've ever seen. 1347 01:35:23,233 --> 01:35:25,633 Honestly. 1348 01:35:25,702 --> 01:35:28,637 Well... stick around. 1349 01:35:30,607 --> 01:35:33,098 It may get even more romantic than that. 1350 01:35:33,177 --> 01:35:35,907 - Really? - Yeah. 1351 01:35:39,449 --> 01:35:42,612 See? How was that for romance? 1352 01:35:46,056 --> 01:35:48,684 I'll think about it. 1353 01:35:50,494 --> 01:35:52,655 Do that. 1354 01:35:53,497 --> 01:35:55,692 Ollie Trinké... 1355 01:36:20,123 --> 01:36:21,385 Hey. 1356 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:24,760 Your kid's cuttin' a rug with that Maya. 1357 01:36:30,234 --> 01:36:33,635 The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days. 1358 01:36:34,638 --> 01:36:36,765 You getting a dog? 1359 01:36:42,913 --> 01:36:44,676 Maya? 1360 01:36:44,748 --> 01:36:48,149 - Can I dance with my dad now? - If you must. 1361 01:36:48,218 --> 01:36:51,745 Don't let him go, though, Gert. He's one of a kind. 1362 01:36:53,390 --> 01:36:55,415 I know. 1363 01:36:57,127 --> 01:36:59,721 Come here. 1364 01:36:59,796 --> 01:37:02,663 - You wanna dance? - So, no city? 1365 01:37:03,166 --> 01:37:06,932 - No. No city. - We're staying here with Pop? 1366 01:37:07,938 --> 01:37:10,702 God help us, yes, we're staying with Pop. 1367 01:37:10,941 --> 01:37:15,708 - And you're taking me to see Cats? - Oh-ho! Nice try, but no. 1368 01:37:17,147 --> 01:37:20,742 - Thank you, Daddy. - Anything for you, Gert. 1369 01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:24,721 - You know why? - Why? 1370 01:37:25,255 --> 01:37:28,452 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at. 107701